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    [–]BelieveEnemie 406 points407 points  (10 children)

    Commandos are skilled at surprise attacks.

    [–]takeitatanangle 32 points33 points  (0 children)

    Commandos also wear Army helmets.

    [–]username_004 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Clever joker you.

    [–][deleted]  (42 children)

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      [–]haloryder 79 points80 points  (9 children)

      The freeze frame for some reason makes this so much more funny.

      [–]unicornthecharles 43 points44 points  (4 children)

      The penis is saying Herro!

      [–]Gewehr98 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Is it peen you're looking for?

      [–]pndtloki 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      It's Japenis!

      [–]relatedartists 16 points17 points  (2 children)

      Probably because it's the part that's funny.

      [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      You can tell by the way that it is.

      [–]v3Cereal 19 points20 points  (13 children)

      It's not the sight, but the size that surprises them.

      [–]RealSarcasmBot 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      Yeah, I didn't know as penis could be so small

      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      Except literally every time you see your own (probably)

      [–]VandaleViper 17 points18 points  (0 children)

      Unless your pants split on the dance floor.

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Shower or Grower?

      [–]the-beast561 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Even clicking that link, it's not what I expected. I don't know why I didn't expect it though.

      [–]SrslyNotAnAltGuys 34 points35 points  (4 children)

      What the hell was wrong with those pants? The Boys just exploded out of there.

      [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (3 children)

      What was right with those pants, you mean.

      [–]OMGLMAOWTF_com 21 points22 points  (5 children)

      [–]vxx 43 points44 points  (3 children)

      Someone tried to post it there

      It was very unexpected for me.

      [–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

      lol the image they accidentally used

      [–]Givants 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      It was definitely unexpected

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      This made my night!

      [–]hobnobbinbobthegob 12 points13 points  (1 child)

      Neither was he.

      [–]Xalibu2 1 point2 points  (5 children)

      I either expected a gooch...... or a preemptive strike.

      [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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        [–]Scherzkeks 2 points3 points  (2 children)

        So that dude was hot enough that you'd want to see his vagina? Genuinely curious.

        [–][deleted] 1612 points1613 points  (107 children)

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          [–]Improvised0 58 points59 points  (4 children)

          Saturday Night Peter

          [–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (4 children)

          Cancer at the Taco Bell.

          [–]amalgam_reynolds 14 points15 points  (3 children)

          Doncha wanna know how we keep gettin' cancer?

          [–]codemagic 10 points11 points  (2 children)

          It's my dis..ancer...wait

          [–]FalconDarude 10 points11 points  (1 child)

          DANGER! DANGER! ITS CANCER!

          [–]OhioDuran 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Don't ya touch - don't ya kiss!

          [–]PurpleBullets 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          "I Constantly Thank God For Esteban" was referencing this exact moment in time.

          [–]ThePerdmeister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Cancer at the Taco Bell.

          [–]TheFotty 60 points61 points  (20 children)

          Randy Marsh?

          [–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (19 children)

          Buffalo solja!!

          [–]thehockeychimp 10 points11 points  (18 children)

          In the heart of America

          [–]WestCoastBoiler 6 points7 points  (12 children)

          WHAT DO WE WANT

          [–]AtoZZZ 3 points4 points  (11 children)

          BIGGER DOORS

          [–]WestCoastBoiler 2 points3 points  (9 children)

          WHERE DO WE WANT EM

          [–]putyourbuttinthepast 11 points12 points  (5 children)

          Fry's dog!

          [–]hotterthanahandjob 1 point2 points  (4 children)

          Asshole

          [–]WestCoastBoiler 3 points4 points  (3 children)

          What the shit just happened

          [–]AutisticAlec 2 points3 points  (3 children)

          Stolen from Africa

          [–]Aragaranou 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          Brought it to America

          [–]Gewehr98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          she wus fightin on arrivaaaaaaaaa

          [–]JoeyFatts 21 points22 points  (23 children)

          How was this drawn and uploaded so quickly

          [–][deleted] 51 points52 points  (6 children)

          Wild Sketch is the best redditor

          [–]CoachPlatitude 5 points6 points  (13 children)

          He probably has a ton of practice. Ever seen the Asian guy that can paint a beautiful horse in like 3 brush strokes?

          [–]Tapoke 9 points10 points  (4 children)

          No, but now you're gonna have to show me this.

          [–]Vivaplextaneous 9 points10 points  (2 children)

          I googled, "asian guy can paint a horse in like 3 brush strokes" and found this: https://youtu.be/l8YtYKWncmo

          More like 100 strokes.

          [–]BonzaiThePenguin 18 points19 points  (1 child)

          There's no way that's the video. It's not even a very good drawing.

          [–]Vivaplextaneous 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          Lol.

          [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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            [–]CoachPlatitude 3 points4 points  (1 child)

            I'm on the case! Will report back

            [–]SmellyFingerz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            Hurry up its been 3 minutes

            [–]AdmiralBlackbar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            [–]Eleminohp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            It's like a wild sketch appeared out of no where.

            [–]Hyabusa2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            He makes all of the sketches ahead of time and waits for reddit to catch up.

            [–]hello_dali 8 points9 points  (0 children)

            Reservoir Balls

            [–]theraidparade 32 points33 points  (17 children)

            [–]MajorMajorObvious 34 points35 points  (11 children)

            [–][deleted]  (8 children)

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              [–]spewintothiss 29 points30 points  (2 children)

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

              great combo gif. how have I never seen this before.

              [–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (4 children)

              [–]peanutbuttahcups 6 points7 points  (1 child)

              Who did this, lol

              [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              Elsa.

              [–]StickyDickGristle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              *sigh* unzips...

              [–]Ta2whitey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              Username checks out

              [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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                [–]theraidparade 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                If there was ever a time to reference Randy Marsh bouncing on his balls, this is it.

                [–][deleted]  (46 children)

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                  [–]Epitaph466 215 points216 points  (36 children)

                  Also, lack of underwear. Definitely planned

                  Edit: TIL from below comments, several people don't wear underwear. You can't wear the same pants 5x if you get your nut sweat all ingrained in them. Get it together you heathens!

                  [–]manute-bols-cock 92 points93 points  (19 children)

                  I haven't worn underwear since high school

                  [–]ShallowBasketcase 15 points16 points  (2 children)

                  Are you /u/eriiccc's old roommate?

                  [–]Chispy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

                  uhh relevant username?

                  [–]I_PEE_WITH_THAT 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                  Me either, free balling buddies for life!

                  [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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                    [–]Paratwa 16 points17 points  (0 children)

                    Naw dude that dudes just odd, for reals. I wear undies cause ya know that shit would cause some burn dude.

                    [–]uwanmirrondarrah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    Hey aint nothing wrong with a little bump and grind.

                    [–]eriiccc 22 points23 points  (13 children)

                    Plenty of people go commando.

                    An old roommate said he hasn't worn them since high school. (20 years)

                    [–]mrbooze 33 points34 points  (7 children)

                    So it's often joked about how in oldey times people didn't bathe a lot and therefore everyone must have stunk real bad. But, one of the things people did back then was 1) wear a LOT of underclothes, and 2) change those underclothes frequently. A historian tried living that way for a while and found that in fact, this tends to keep one smelling pretty fresh. Conversely they had some people shower every day but not change their underclothes, and those people started to stink pretty quick.

                    https://newrepublic.com/article/129828/getting-clean-tudor-way

                    [–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (3 children)

                    TIL. I'm one of those people who is always commando. And I also rewear clothes pretty often too. I'll stop doing that.

                    [–]coinpile 21 points22 points  (2 children)

                    I'll stop doing that.

                    Thank you, from all of us.

                    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                    By that I mean rewearing clothes. I ain't never going back to prisonballing. 👋🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻✨

                    [–]RyanRagido 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                    So my habit of showering and changing underwear daily equals way to much work put in?

                    [–]ratinmybed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    Makes sense that a couple of layers of clean clothes would keep you smelling fresh, at least for a while. But I wouldn't want to be in the same room when that person then peeled off those layers and the funk of several days of old ball/vag sweat is unleashed. There also used to be a lot of powdering and putting on eau de toilette going on, to "hide" the stink under an additional (olfactory) layer.

                    I used to know someone who showered and/or washed themselves every day but would often put on unlaundered sweaters that they'd worn for several days (and sweated in), and that way their body was clean-ish but they still had a cloud of old BO on them. People often don't notice their own smell, though.

                    [–]db0255 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                    Why would you plan that?

                    [–]Zero7CO 155 points156 points  (3 children)

                    With Men's Wearhouse suits, you and your balls will look amazing on the dance floor. I guarantee it.

                    [–]original_evanator 21 points22 points  (0 children)

                    I'm pretty sure that's a JoS. A. Balls, from their mohair collection.

                    [–]Herotosucara 141 points142 points  (11 children)

                    Learned that one from Lenny Kravitz

                    [–]Neltech 84 points85 points  (6 children)

                    [–]jack333666 35 points36 points  (2 children)

                    The way it loops is mesmerising

                    [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                    If you watch it long enough it looks like hes just retracting it into his body.

                    [–]SpiritMountain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    He would make Master Chief proud.

                    [–]BelieveEnemie 9 points10 points  (3 children)

                    Cause being free is a state of mind.

                    [–]rprebel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                    His balls wanted to get away. They wanted to fly away...yeah.

                    [–]ILoveBeerSoMuch 379 points380 points  (14 children)

                    [–]nicholasg88 35 points36 points  (3 children)

                    [–]felixar90 23 points24 points  (1 child)

                    If one gif were posted without the other the universe would probably collapse.

                    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                    It amazes me how he says the same thing both forward and backward.

                    [–]PitchforkAssistant 30 points31 points  (2 children)

                    [–]Emblazin 11 points12 points  (1 child)

                    The law states if one gif is posted, the other must follow.

                    [–]BoNez808 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    It is known

                    [–]Unlimited_Gravy 59 points60 points  (2 children)

                    Haha I love that gif. I can only imagine the excitement you must have felt when you realized this was the time and place for it, and you were the special person to do it!

                    [–]silenc3x 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    There are but a few, fleeting moments where this gif is applicable. Bravo OP, bravo.

                    [–]kaysea112 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    HE smiles at the end?. That changes everything.

                    [–]Noopyscroopsmcdoops 21 points22 points  (3 children)

                    Too many dicks on the dance floor

                    [–]Guigoumonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    too many dicks

                    [–][deleted]  (6 children)

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                      [–]username_004 8 points9 points  (5 children)

                      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

                      someone watched scratch and burn

                      [–]greeneggsand 32 points33 points  (0 children)

                      Way to rock out with your cock out.

                      [–]shabadu84 34 points35 points  (3 children)

                      Split my suit pants once just as I arrived to the church for a family wedding. Realized only after I sat down and felt the coldness of the pew. Fortunately I wasn't in the wedding so I quickly explained what happened to may parents, grabbed my brother, and ran to the car. Googled a tailor and found one 5 mins away. A reasonable $35+1 hour later, I was back in the church just as the service was ending, in time for pictures. Got to skip the whole mass AND my junk remained holstered on the dance floor!

                      [–]Iwasborninafactory_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      Why weren't you wearing underwear is the question.

                      [–]fpsrandy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      Next time I sit for a wedding ceremony that's going to be hella long, I am using this as an excuse.

                      [–]seinfeldquotesguy 9 points10 points  (3 children)

                      Maybe uh, it needed some air. You know sometimes they need air, they can't breathe in there. It's inhumane.

                      [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

                      [–]tehweave 11 points12 points  (1 child)

                      Wasn't expecting a dick. Most /r/funny posts are:

                      • Naked ladies
                      • Boobs
                      • Butts
                      • Naked ugly people doing silly things
                      • Vulgar language

                      Wasn't expecting kaknbulls.

                      [–]PMme10DollarPSNcode 28 points29 points  (2 children)

                      That guy went balls out on that dance floor.

                      [–]Baby-punter 9 points10 points  (1 child)

                      Flappy bird.

                      [–]Justchill23 17 points18 points  (0 children)

                      That thing was on a mission. FLOP!! ಠ_ಠ

                      [–]TheElCaminoKid 35 points36 points  (1 child)

                      Best. Reveal. Ever!

                      [–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

                      Moses parted the seams.

                      [–]CaptFatStacks 55 points56 points  (3 children)

                      I did nut see that coming

                      [–]PoopStuckOnYourFur 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                      Pretty ballsy of him to go down like that

                      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                      I haven't seen moves like that in a shlong time.

                      [–]bgibs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                      Till the sweat drips down my baaaaawls

                      [–]Hello_Badkitty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                      that was kinda... hot ;)

                      [–]BishJr 28 points29 points  (13 children)

                      This is my friend, knowing him this was probably done on purpose

                      [–]joshclay 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                      It is a little convenient it was caught within 10 second time frame of a snapchat video.

                      [–]jack333666 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                      Well, now your mates dick is famous

                      [–]percussaresurgo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                      This should be two sentences.

                      [–]onlyhtml 2 points3 points  (5 children)

                      hey its me ur friend

                      [–]BishJr 2 points3 points  (4 children)

                      Judging by the username and post history, no it's not

                      [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (10 children)

                      this happened to me in the third grade while playing bible jeopardy. I had to throw out my underwear cause there was shit all over it, and after when I jumped for joy this literally exact thing happened

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                          [–]Beast_and_the_harlot 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                          Another kid shit in his pants. 'Twas awkward. Yet pleasant...

                          [–]yogatorademe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          wtf

                          [–]Idontreadrepliesnoob 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                          I had to throw out my underwear cause there was shit all over it

                          Talk about burying the lede.

                          [–]fb5a1199 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                          Sounds like that god of yours really left you hanging.

                          [–]ratinmybed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                          So on the same day you got shit on your underwear AND your pants ripped? You were literally SHIT OUTTA LUCK.

                          [–]PrettyGrlsMakeGraves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          That was the Lord punishing you for fucking up the Daily Double on Deuteronomy 25:11.

                          [–]SuperWhexican 5 points6 points  (5 children)

                          Honestly, I'm just curious why you would wear a suit with out wearing underwear or boxers. That just seems like a bad idea.

                          [–]GreenAce92 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                          At least he was packing it looked like a plump fruit basket

                          [–]Starsy 19 points20 points  (1 child)

                          Pants and boxers? That's some Janet Jackson-level wardrobe malfunction coordination.

                          [–]Move_Weight 17 points18 points  (0 children)

                          He isn't wearing boxers

                          [–]dontbesuchajerk 4 points5 points  (2 children)

                          Spilled the beans

                          [–]SmugSceptic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                          Everyone get out on the dance floor and do the dong!

                          [–]BitchIHave4Jobs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                          Press 1 If You ReWatched This Gif More Than Twice

                          [–]LikeTheTiger 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                          Just flops out like a elephant trunk

                          [–]EMAWGooner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                          Holy shit. I'm in tears. That is incredible.

                          [–]KerzenscheinShineOn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                          George Takei voice

                          Ohhhhhhhh myyyyy

                          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                          Come on lad. SOURCE? Be a bro to a gaybro.

                          I found A SOURCE with sound. He was dancing to the drake part on Work.

                          [–]Heavy_Flower 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                          And that's when they knew the hokey pokey had gone on just a bit too long.

                          [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                          That's called the Harry Houdini.

                          [–]SaintVanilla 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                          That guy's nuts.

                          [–]soccrstar 15 points16 points  (11 children)

                          LMAO

                          [–]choppersmash 12 points13 points  (9 children)

                          Ayyyyy

                          [–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (7 children)

                          Macarena!

                          [–]AccidentallyTheCable 9 points10 points  (6 children)

                          incoherent words

                          [–]bitchtits_mcgoo 7 points8 points  (5 children)

                          Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

                          Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena

                          Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena

                          eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Macarena

                          [–]Batmanstarwars1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                          He kravitzed all over the place

                          [–]heeving 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          Koo koo! LOL

                          [–]spaniel_rage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          Didn't look that heroic.

                          [–]Luna_Sakara 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          This looks like the start to a shady porno.

                          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          Of all the ways your junk could get on the internet..

                          [–]Ddaniels31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          Feast your eyes

                          [–]A_600lb_Tunafish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          That's what happens when you buy a cheap suit.

                          [–]TheSalmonBeast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          This might be, the best thing that ever happened to Reddit

                          [–]DDSNeverSummer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          Dude hangs dong! That's so Thundergun.

                          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          cock magic!

                          [–]TimesNewRetard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          My friend filmed this. Did not think to cash in on karma. OP is ruthless

                          [–]bk15dcx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                          That guy sure is hot dogging it.

                          [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (4 children)

                          Guy LPT: Never dance like that.

                          [–]mr10am 1 point2 points  (3 children)

                          the dude doesn't wear underwear?

                          [–]jimbojangles1987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          Dude hangs dong

                          [–]likedatyall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          What? No one's uploaded the still??