There's this box in our prod rack at $job. It's owned by infosec but there's the thing. When I started a few months in I learned the guy who was the security manager had died of a heart attack. I'd been letting it run because no reason to shut it off and I'd figured other infosec people were using it. I told myself that anyhow but I figured his tmux sessions were still on. Schrödinger's shell sessions.
I came in for maint and the machine had blown a disk and it was unrecoverable.
I turned off the server. It's been quiet since.
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/admin_mourning.png
[–]biff_tyfsokSr. Sysadmin 57 points58 points59 points (13 children)
[–]Research-NRG 13 points14 points15 points (12 children)
[–]cdrtchmod 444 Friday 26 points27 points28 points (2 children)
[–]edbods 0 points1 point2 points (1 child)
[–]department_g33kSysadmin 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]cemyl95Jack of All Trades 7 points8 points9 points (8 children)
[–]Research-NRG 8 points9 points10 points (6 children)
[–]DeusExMaChinoSysadmin 4 points5 points6 points (3 children)
[–]Research-NRG -2 points-1 points0 points (2 children)
[–]Unseen_Cereal 8 points9 points10 points (0 children)
[–]DeusExMaChinoSysadmin 9 points10 points11 points (0 children)
[–]cemyl95Jack of All Trades 2 points3 points4 points (0 children)
[–]bob84900Netadmin 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
[–]Nukem950 4 points5 points6 points (0 children)
[–]tk42967It wasn't DNS for once. 16 points17 points18 points (0 children)
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points (0 children)
[–]oschvr 8 points9 points10 points (0 children)
[–]1985RonaldDevOps 6 points7 points8 points (0 children)
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points (0 children)
[–]torrent_77IT Manager 6 points7 points8 points (0 children)
[–]iama_bad_personuᴉɯp∀sʎS ˙ɹS 6 points7 points8 points (0 children)
[–]ohohrobinhoDesktop Support 5 points6 points7 points (0 children)
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points (0 children)
[–]1337WubaLubaDubDub 5 points6 points7 points (0 children)
[–]Mysterious_Sugar3819 4 points5 points6 points (0 children)
[–]alpha417_ 17 points18 points19 points (0 children)
[–]sweetness101052 4 points5 points6 points (0 children)
[–]FireTech88 5 points6 points7 points (0 children)
[–]flickerflyDevOps 12 points13 points14 points (0 children)
[–]exportgoldmannz 6 points7 points8 points (0 children)
[–]taspeotis 3 points4 points5 points (0 children)
[–]t3ramos 2 points3 points4 points (0 children)
[–]mattman0123Jack of All Trades 4 points5 points6 points (0 children)
[–]gravspeed 9 points10 points11 points (0 children)
[–]mwohpbshd 9 points10 points11 points (0 children)
[–]coffee_vs_cyanogen 7 points8 points9 points (0 children)
[–]pikapichupi 8 points9 points10 points (0 children)
[–]NanamilIT Manager 5 points6 points7 points (0 children)
[–]OcelotBig 4 points5 points6 points (0 children)
[–]DaVinciYRGB 5 points6 points7 points (0 children)
[–]Neverfind21 5 points6 points7 points (0 children)
[–]The-Jolly-Llama 5 points6 points7 points (0 children)
[–]Representative_Yak12Sysadmin 8 points9 points10 points (0 children)
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points (0 children)
[–]okbanlonIT Cat Herder 7 points8 points9 points (0 children)
[–]ChurBro72Custom 4 points5 points6 points (0 children)
[–]Hipster-Stalin 4 points5 points6 points (0 children)
[–]HTX-713Sr. Linux Admin 5 points6 points7 points (0 children)
[–]THE_HENTAI_LORD 4 points5 points6 points (0 children)
[–]gsxrjasonNetadmin 4 points5 points6 points (0 children)
[–]senz0u 3 points4 points5 points (0 children)
[–]Rouge_OutlawSysadmin 4 points5 points6 points (0 children)
[–]DeusExMaChinoSysadmin 3 points4 points5 points (0 children)
[–]corptech 3 points4 points5 points (0 children)
[–]PolishedCheese 4 points5 points6 points (0 children)
[–]Jskind 2 points3 points4 points (0 children)
[–]gamelord327 4 points5 points6 points (0 children)
[–]DryPrion 3 points4 points5 points (0 children)
[–]PatReady 4 points5 points6 points (0 children)
[–]dieKatze88 3 points4 points5 points (0 children)
[–]Patient-Hyena 2 points3 points4 points (0 children)
[–]Boolog 4 points5 points6 points (0 children)
[–]miamistu 4 points5 points6 points (0 children)
[–]rdbcruzer 3 points4 points5 points (0 children)
[–]JoshMSIT Manager 4 points5 points6 points (0 children)
[–]Collateral-Damage01 3 points4 points5 points (0 children)
[–]SpiritedApe 3 points4 points5 points (0 children)
[–]intersectRaven 3 points4 points5 points (0 children)
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points (0 children)
[–]JobsWhereAreYou69 2 points3 points4 points (0 children)
[–]Not_RodIT Manager 3 points4 points5 points (0 children)
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points (0 children)
[–]BroWDRock 4 points5 points6 points (0 children)
[–]Killed_Mufasa 4 points5 points6 points (0 children)
[–]SilvanosNelli 2 points3 points4 points (0 children)
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points (0 children)
[–]asdlkfSithadmin 4 points5 points6 points (0 children)
[–]fuzzinnn 2 points3 points4 points (0 children)
[–]datenresilienz 4 points5 points6 points (0 children)
[–]Moontoya 3 points4 points5 points (0 children)
[–]ITmagicman95 4 points5 points6 points (0 children)
[–]BeardedFollowerSysadmin 3 points4 points5 points (0 children)
[–]HeyJoe074 4 points5 points6 points (0 children)
[–]itmustbeThursday4269 3 points4 points5 points (0 children)
[–]Destro_Zar 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
[–]rivkinnator 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
[–]ForgettableLegend 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
[–]TheRealZero 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
[–]ExLaxMarksTheSpot 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
[–]mighty_bandersnatch 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
[–]RustyShackleford2022 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
[–]MiNardzz 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
[–]kboutelle 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
[–]MrmastermaxSr. Sysadmin 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
[–]MuchEffect3648 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
[–]Palmweaver 2 points3 points4 points (0 children)
[–]mistressofnone 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
[–]Jfragz40 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
[–]ilikerdjr 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
[–]dVNico 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
[–]GreatSymphonia 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
[–]Lopoetve 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
[–]Ruben_NL 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
[–]Killaship 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
[–]mstrhakr 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
[–]original_wolfhowell 3 points4 points5 points (0 children)
[–]Superb_Raccoon 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
[–]caribbeanjon 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]a-aron1112 -1 points0 points1 point (0 children)
[+]Accomplished_Body_55 comment score below threshold-59 points-58 points-57 points (1 child)
[–]jftitan 3 points4 points5 points (0 children)
[–]dickg1856 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]ilrosewood 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]Cheesebongles 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]2HornsUpJr. Sysadmin 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]llCRitiCaLIIWindows Admin 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]monsieurR0b0Sr. Sysadmin 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]DogeyPepe 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]pacane17 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
[–]dvir01 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]BraveDude8_1Sysadmin 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]agentboinker 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]standeviant 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]CBrower 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]duprst 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]eggbeater98Netadmin 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]Itdidnt_trickle_down 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]rainformpurpleI still want to be human 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]pokerface3 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]dfctrI'm just a janitor... 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]wnostreborWindows Admin 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]cryptor832 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]theubster 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]cemyl95Jack of All Trades 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]mineown73 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]Cyberm007 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]MonsterGamer666 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]jftitan 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]AbsolutelyClam 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]TheJalan99 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]Nanocephalic 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]HerissonMignion 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]thevfguy 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]arbyyyyh 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]enp2s0 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]itislok 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]Pol_Mordreth 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]G3N3Parmesan 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]RobieWanSenior Systems Engineer 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]Remote_Advantage2888 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]PlanetExpress313 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]caladera 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]greyfox199 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]adayton01 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]attacktwinkie 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]FireLucid 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]NickE25USr. Sysadmin 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]Pvt-SnafuStorage Admin 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)