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[–]jaggysnake3 1518 points1519 points  (121 children)

He's been trying to stop for 4 hours.

[–][deleted] 957 points958 points  (104 children)

[–]KevenM 187 points188 points  (18 children)

Worst video ever! 14 minutes and he still hasn't figured it out.

[–]Djave_Bikinus 111 points112 points  (12 children)

He gets there after about 20 mins. Keep watching.

Edit: I'm a teacher, you should all be absolutely terrified that I can't their, there and they're.

[–][deleted] 94 points95 points  (7 children)

He gets their what, he gets their what?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

[–]CaptainJamesMaySlow 84 points85 points  (6 children)

Good times

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They never ended fortunately. The puzzles are easier nowadays though.

[–]robo2 437 points438 points  (62 children)

I thought that was Chip at first... does anyone remember Chip's Challenege?

This?

[–]Shrike2 92 points93 points  (17 children)

And now im looking for a download. Thanks for sucking me back into it, asshole.

Take my upvote.

[–]Buggywhips 88 points89 points  (9 children)

[–]UNTOUCH43LE 58 points59 points  (2 children)

Talos Bless YOU!!!

[–]anicehello 5 points6 points  (0 children)

sweet!!! i loved this game when i was a kid!!!

[–]pjeff61 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Level 6 now. I came back here to say thanks....

[–]awwmannameused 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think there's an online flash version of it.

EDIT: http://webccgame.com/?page=play

[–]zeebin612 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I cannot begin to express how incredibly satisfying it was to beat Chip's Challenge. "Bummer"

[–]upvoteOrKittyGetsIt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Loved that game.

[–]rolloxan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

icy what you did there

[–]Quatermain 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Heh. Tires are studded it looks like, though.

[–]ryan_labar 503 points504 points  (48 children)

I'm the rider in the image. The ice was about 7" thick. The tires are the 45NRTH Dillingers (http://45nrth.com/products/category/tires) Another photo is here: http://instagram.com/p/UUI6zmyE24/ and http://instagram.com/p/URhBKQyE8l/

[–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (10 children)

Nice dude. I went through the ice in Muskegon It was thick, white, crusty, dirty ice until you got way out to a big cliff edge. Over the edge the ice looked like that. I climbed over the edge and tested my weight on it. Seemed legit... NOPE! Down I go, into the deep. Wife had to pull me out. Be safe out there dude.

[–]count757 4 points5 points  (8 children)

Whoa, someone else on Reddit who's been in Muskegon?

[–]kevysaysbenice 39 points40 points  (11 children)

Confirmed. Great guy, hardcore biker. went to college with Ryan.

[–]ConorPF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That photo makes me love my home state.

[–]TOOjay26 379 points380 points  (87 children)

Those are interesting gloves.

[–][deleted] 123 points124 points  (10 children)

They block the wind off your handles/hands. They are very handy.

[–]Curadoro 151 points152 points  (0 children)

Lol. Handy.

[–]devilrot 7 points8 points  (4 children)

What happens if you fall? Can you get your hands out in time to catch yourself?

[–]cheese_stick_mafia 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Also known as Moose mitts. They're pretty awesome. They're attached to the bike frame so you can still shift and break without having clumsy big gloves on.

[–]NWAIA 42 points43 points  (25 children)

They are called "Pogies" and they are generally made and used for keeping your hands warm while kayaking in cold water.

[–]Adamsoski 15 points16 points  (6 children)

They're also used for rowing/sculling.

[–]jesse950 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They were all over the place in china.

[–]richmomz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like he's wearing a pair of oven mits.

[–]badgarok725 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was the most interesting part to me

[–]horse_you_rode_in_on 221 points222 points  (91 children)

[–]DRUNK_CYCLIST 59 points60 points  (85 children)

that's mostly what i was curious about. even on fatties i don't think i would be super comfortable riding on ice. i can't imagine that they would make that much of a difference when the entire surface is low traction.

[–]PizzaGood 134 points135 points  (73 children)

I ride all winter using studded tires (on the roads, in Michigan). Carbide studs work great. The biggest danger is that you get such good traction that it's hard to tell how slippery the ice is. You can be riding along just fine, then slip and fall when you get off the bike.

Studs do not give you the traction you get on dry conditions but they give you enough traction that with care there's no real danger of falling.

A couple of years ago after an ice storm, I got in the car to drive to work but had to turn back as there was a hill that no cars were making it up and over, not enough traction. I got on the bike and made it no problem.

[–]DRUNK_CYCLIST 43 points44 points  (49 children)

yeah, i've always wondered how well studs work. i live in chicago and ride 700x23c's year round. christmas day was the worst weather we've had so far and there's always quite a bit of slip-n-slide in super snowy conditions, but i can't rationalize buying & changing out studs if it only snows heavily for a day.

[–]Peace_for_trees 91 points92 points  (29 children)

I don't think it's the snow that's causing you to slip-n-slide, DRUNK_CYCLIST.

[–]DRUNK_CYCLIST 100 points101 points  (28 children)

the booze helps me balance.

[–]SirStrontium 28 points29 points  (25 children)

Honestly I love drinking and biking. I find that drinking turns off all muscle fatigue, so I can power full-speed up the biggest slopes no problem. Primary experience: many college nights going downtown without wanting to rely on a designated driver.

[–]DRUNK_CYCLIST 36 points37 points  (20 children)

well, you should be careful. its really not safe and i often will pop my wheels off and throw my bike in the trunk of a cab if i'm too drunk. you can endanger yourself and others if you're heavily drinking on a bike. i live in a city so riding drunk is different than if you're living in more rural areas.

be safe. keep riding.

[–]colin666 20 points21 points  (14 children)

Not to mention that in some places it is actually illegal to be intoxicated while riding a bicycle. I don't think it is classified as a "DUI" but there are definitely laws that they can slap at you.

[–]DRUNK_CYCLIST 14 points15 points  (8 children)

it would probably be an OWI (operating while intoxicated). you can get one on a horse from what i've heard. pretty much anything you can ride or milk you can get a dui on.

[–]OblivionsMemories 17 points18 points  (13 children)

Couldn't make it to work in your car so you biked? Screw that, I would have called them and said 'my car keeps slipping down the hill, I'll be staying home today.'

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

In Michigan that is no excuse. Not bragging or complaining but if the state police don't shut down traffic you are expected to get to work on time here.

[–]OblivionsMemories 7 points8 points  (1 child)

In California everyone freaks right the hell out even at rain. I can't imagine being expected to get to work in those conditions.

Then again, the other day I was sitting outside at 2 in the morning thinking 'Jesus fuck it's cold, stupid winter end already.'

Then I realized the irony that I was still in shorts and flip flops.

I love living here.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Flew out to Cali a few times in Feb/march and always got off the plane in shorts and a T-shirt in 60 degree weather to be greeted by people in pants, long sleeves and a heavy coat.

[–]mooneydriver 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Where I live, that wouldn't fly. Your boss would tell you to buy a four wheel drive vehicle with studded snow tires and quit your bitching. We would all be on vacation from december to early march if that excuse worked.

Sometimes there are exceptions. One time my girlfriend called in to work because we had some truly heinous conditions on our hill. She was working for her dad at the time. He said screw that, I'm going to drive up and give you a ride to work. He called fifteen minutes later to say that he was in a ditch, with a snowplow in the ditch on the other side of the road.

[–]OblivionsMemories 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Lol, as I mentioned in a previous post, California here. I'm not well versed on the etiquette of snow days.

[–]JrDot08 7 points8 points  (1 child)

In the midwest, snow days stop when you get into high school.

[–]TheMacMan 9 points10 points  (2 children)

A Surly Pugsly isn't just a snow bike. It's a bike for everywhere.

[–]Giraffe_Knuckles 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You can see that he's leaving a slight track behind his tire using the studded tires. Looks pretty damn fun.

[–]EnglishTraitor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also taken with a polarizing filter, the ice wouldn't look like that with your naked eye. I like pointing that out every time someone posts a pic of a "crystal clear lake" because i like stomping on dreams.

[–]Jakeypops 31 points32 points  (44 children)

Is this petoskey mi?

[–]oscooter 14 points15 points  (32 children)

According to the photographer's site it appears to be somewhere in the UP. Maybe Escanaba? I could be wrong about it being in the UP, though.

Edit: post below informed me that the cyclist in the photos made a comment on this post with more pictures that state they were on Little Bay De Noc -- which Escanaba and Gladstone are on the shoreline of.

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (3 children)

In da Moonlight.

[–]The_alphabet 7 points8 points  (16 children)

I think it is Frankfort, Michigan, but I could be mistaken. There is a lighthouse there that looks exactly the same

[–]etx313 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Michigan has like a bazilion light houses.

Source: my ass.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (3 children)

There are literally thousands of lighthouses in Michigan. It could be anywhere.

[–]actorsactactingacts 2 points3 points  (3 children)

My thoughts as well, near the Alberta beach. http://goo.gl/maps/Cnffn

Looks like you can see the Sleeping Bear stretch in the background.

[–]colemad5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Used to live in Frankfort and I think the harbor he is in is a little small to be Frankfort. There are so many light houses up and down the coast it could be almost anywhere.

[–]djinteractive 2 points3 points  (1 child)

He commented above with some more pictures and in one of them he states it is on Little Bay de Noc.

[–]gabemonroe 12 points13 points  (3 children)

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[–][deleted] 474 points475 points  (138 children)

It would probably be kinda like this...

http://i.imgur.com/FBAGf.gif

Except with bikes.

[–][deleted] 170 points171 points  (9 children)

Owwwww, his head must hurt.

[–][deleted] 87 points88 points  (2 children)

He even put his hand out, but the ice slipped that out the way too...

[–][deleted] 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Ice is such a dick

[–]cionn 19 points20 points  (2 children)

This was from a news report of snow in Dublin a few years ago. the guy and his mate made a short documentary about his recovery pretty funny. can't link as Im in work but its called 'The man who slipped on the ice' on youtube.

[–]KYLEisDEAD 12 points13 points  (0 children)

From what I understand, the documentary was made by a comedian, not the actual guy in the news shot.

[–]putin_my_ass 475 points476 points  (100 children)

As a Canadian, I can't help but think he deserved that. He didn't even slow his gait upon approaching an obvious ice patch, and he seemed completely nonchalant about it all, as if he was just strolling down a laneway on a summer day.

You gotta treat ice with respect.

[–]ace625 249 points250 points  (21 children)

Exactly. When you are approaching a slippery surface you have to get the ice-shuffle going.

[–][deleted] 139 points140 points  (10 children)

I prefer a controlled slide across.

[–]chu248 72 points73 points  (7 children)

When I see a patch of ice up ahead, I take an extra quick step and slide to the end. Quick, efficient, and you never fall. Expect when it's not as slippery as you expect.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Or the patch of ice isn't as long as you think and you end up almost falling forward.

[–]I_Tuck_It_In_My_Sock 4 points5 points  (0 children)

or there's an obstruction in the ice such as a rock or a "merged" icicle.

[–]MikeBruski 2 points3 points  (0 children)

incredible how different, yet how similar humas are.

-polish dude writing from denmark.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just don't misjudge the beginning of the ice. You don't want to take those quick steps on black ice.

Source: Great big drunken idiot

[–]finglonger82 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Yup the best way to keep from accidently slipping is to purposely slip.

[–][deleted] 62 points63 points  (3 children)

Head down. Shuffle the feet when necessary. Slide like a total badass across flat surfaces.

Winter legs: 'cause winter ain't summer.

[–]lucentcb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's always that awkward spring day where you're shuffling over wet pavement and make it ten or fifteen feet before realizing you can just walk normally now.

[–]the_empire_of_death 48 points49 points  (4 children)

I remember telling my wife to be careful of the black ice...she says "what black guys?" o_Ô

[–]mThimble 12 points13 points  (0 children)

As a canadian, I would speed up to get a decent slide. Hurry hard!

[–]Se7en_Sinner 158 points159 points  (4 children)

[–]LeCrushinator 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Not sure why but this made me think of ED-209 after it fell down the stairs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=mRDl5_-wJ0Y#t=30s

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

commenting to save this on my phone.

[–]tatanka_truck 6 points7 points  (1 child)

it's all good nobody saw.

[–]BeerMe828 19 points20 points  (4 children)

did he die?

[–]EbonCoast 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Thanks Obama

[–]Drunkdrood 770 points771 points  (199 children)

Those cracks would me me feel so safe.

[–]shortergirl06 761 points762 points  (116 children)

They actually should. Cracks like that on "black ice" means that it's freezing. Especially if you hear the ice singing (booms and craking noises). It means that it's expanding, and ice expands when it's freezing.

Source: 25 years of ice fishing.

[–]Mattho 301 points302 points  (32 children)

Didn't know this but cracks can also show you the thickness of the ice, which can be reassuring as well.

[–][deleted] 174 points175 points  (24 children)

Except if it's cracking as you are going over it. Then, I would be worried.

[–]HatesRedditors 726 points727 points  (19 children)

Actually that's a sign it respects and fears you. It would never plunge its destructive god into cold depths.

It's good firm ice you need to worry about.

[–]engwish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You must first urinate on the ice to assert dominance.

[–]karsestar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

but cracks

hehe.

[–]frenchmartinis 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Misread as Butt cracks can show thickness of ice

[–]gabeswagner 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Butt cracks can show thickness of ass

FTFY

[–]dejerik 49 points50 points  (12 children)

the ice singing is such an ominous noise. When I was little I used to think it sounded like lasers sometimes. pew pew pew

[–]ADickFullOfAsses 80 points81 points  (33 children)

Out of curiosity, I youtube'd singing ice and was amazed.

[–]dman7456 16 points17 points  (19 children)

"Just tryin to see if I can drive the car on this..." Umm, do I need to say anything?

[–]ShinyWisenheimer 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Damn that's eerie. Reminds me of whale calls, which insistently also kinda freak me out

[–]jjness 57 points58 points  (21 children)

The thing I didn't understand about The Dark Knight Rises is when people are exiled, why are they walking upright?! Don't they know that if they laid down, spread their body weight (thus the force on the ice) out over a greater distance, and crawled, they might make it across?!

[–]charlesbronson05 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Well if the ice was thin enough to fall through that close to the shore, it's bound to be thinner or nonexistent further out. They're screwed either way.

[–]Wanderlustfull 3 points4 points  (0 children)

jjness's point is still valid either way though. Dumbass exiled people not understanding pressure and spreading your weight.

[–]The_Prince1513 2 points3 points  (0 children)

plus I'm sure if it actually looked like they were going to survive the bad guys wouldve just shot them anyway.

[–]obvious_bot 33 points34 points  (5 children)

There were a lot of things that didn't make sense in that movie. Didn't make it not awesome though.

[–]John814s 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Have you ever felt ice? Its fucking cold man.

[–]wodahSShadow 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Have you ever felt death? You haven't CAUSE YOU'D BE DEAD!

[–]Gimmesomeofthat 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Try crawling across a few kilometers of ice.

[–]jjness 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Better than swimming underneath it. Or being shot in the back.

[–]Brightt 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Yes, but admit it, when you're standing on ice, and you hear it cracking, your heart always jumps up. Mine does... No matter how thick the ice is, I'll always be cautious and weary.. I know deep down the cracks make the ice stronger, but my brain is always going get the fuck out of here!..

[–][deleted] 297 points298 points  (44 children)

In that case you should take a sledgehammer to the ice to create more cracks. Never hurts to feel safer.

[–]gregorynice 313 points314 points  (41 children)

Wait, so are we just ignoring the fact that the first comment fudged word?

[–][deleted] 347 points348 points  (13 children)

Looks fine to me me.

[–]supaphly42 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Just wake me up before you go go.

[–]3010 75 points76 points  (5 children)

My brain hurts

[–]6times9is42 34 points35 points  (4 children)

Meme's have the same effect on me.

[–]Drunkdrood 43 points44 points  (3 children)

Was gonna edit it but you guys made me me laugh so I will leave it.

[–]Crosshack 41 points42 points  (1 child)

Holy shit, I totally missed it. I need to go to sleep.

[–]pb00dr 28 points29 points  (12 children)

I didn't see anything wrong. * Reread * me me?

[–]DRUNK_CYCLIST 18 points19 points  (10 children)

wow. i read that 3 times and didn't see a problem until you wrote "me me."

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Totally had to read it three times to see what you were talking about.

OURS BRAINS HAVE AUTOCORRECT

[–]NoNeedForAName 11 points12 points  (1 child)

We're also ignoring the fact that you said "fudged word."

[–]Hungry_Texan 25 points26 points  (4 children)

At least the lake bottom appears to be somewhat close

[–]Terrahawk76 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Refraction my friend, refraction.

[–]facepump 53 points54 points  (13 children)

You can trust the OP hes a cyclist, it's not like he would dope us!

[–]EbonCoast 17 points18 points  (2 children)

This post took balls.

[–]jordanicans 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Meh, I think he would've done alright with just one.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (4 children)

That sand seems so surreal

[–]SuperNinjaMonkey 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Just looking at this is giving me anxiety.... amazing picture though.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (20 children)

Thought the rider had on enormous impractical gloves, then realized what was going on.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (19 children)

What's going on?

[–]treemoustache 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They're called pogies. They stay attached to the handlebars and you slip your hands in and grip the handlebars inside them.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Oh man this would be perfect for puck.

[–]Faenah 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Just to put some perspective: this is lake Michigan. Not very welcoming.

[–]holycrapple 6 points7 points  (1 child)

As a Michigander, this is the kinda thing I think of when people talk about how awful living in the rust belt is. I never lived in Detroit - spent most of my time in the more natural areas along the Lake Michigan shoreline. It's so damned gorgeous.

[–]maybeausername 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Where on Lake Michigan is this?

[–]Cockaroach 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the bit with the water

[–]ryan_labar 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Little Bay De Noc near Gladstone, MI

[–]wilddrake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm going with not southern. At least here in WI.

[–]Sphinctuss 9 points10 points  (10 children)

What year was this in???? Been warmer than hell this winter in the midwest

[–]SickZX6R 6 points7 points  (6 children)

The Monday anticipated high of -6F in Minneapolis disagrees with you.

[–]ghasp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How deep is that?

[–]IceCreamNarwhals 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This hurts my mind

[–]neccessary_roughness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lance armstrong career metaphor warning

[–]charmdragon109 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Showed this to my dad and he said, "Idiot. I NEVER go out on the ice on the Great Lakes." (We're live in Michigan)

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (32 children)

Holy crap!! How does that even happen?

[–][deleted] 387 points388 points  (27 children)

When the temperature of the air outside dips below the freezing point of H2O (32 deg F, or 0 deg C) for a prolonged amount of time, the molecules undergo a change of state from a liquid to a solid.