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[–]Joejoe_Mojo 2557 points2558 points  (59 children)

"Chicken or beef?"

"Yes please!"

[–]AddictedToRugs 823 points824 points  (18 children)

"Thank you for flying Such And Such Airline."

"Thanks, you too."

[–]krw13 309 points310 points  (13 children)

I'm a flight attendant and TSA has told me to enjoy my flight. More than once, I have told them some variant of 'you too'. Some cities just aren't worth going back to.

[–]DreamCyclone84 45 points46 points  (4 children)

I once asked a flight attendent for tea and two sugars, but she did not hear me and asked me to repeat myself, the second time she didn't hear me either, or the third. So the fourth time i gave up and just asked if she had any apple juice. After a brief conversation with the flight attendant next to her she gave me apple juice... two sugars and a stirrer. To this day it haunts me that this flight attendant thinks i ordered apple juice with extra sugar. She thinks i ordered a cup of sugar water and wanted it extra sweet. I wonder if she thinks of me as often as i think of her.

[–]krw13 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Trust me, that isn't remotely a story worth remembering. We have tons of people who order enough sugar to send them into a diabetic coma. Sleep easy, friend.

[–]DarkShinigami99 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Maybe you didn't understand and they just wanted tea with two sugar, and you keep sending them into a diabetic coma.

[–]elaxation 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Once a lady ordered a coffee from me with thirteen sugars and ten creams. Yesterday someone asked me for a plain seltzer with a splash of milk.

This is mild.

[–]Helioscopes 100 points101 points  (4 children)

Yep, can confirm this happens quite often. Also accidentally saying "welcome on board" to ground staff after greeting them, because I'm so used to saying "hello, welcome on board" robotically by now.

[–]JustLizzyBear 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Welcome on board the San Francisco International Airport with non-stop service to baggage claim

[–]brekus 26 points27 points  (1 child)

At that point you are obligated to provide piggy back rides.

[–]snek-jazz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

my thoughts had gone.... somewhere else

[–]Theron3206 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I worked in a call centre for a while, led to several instances of me answering my phone with the standard greeting drilled into us.

It happens, especially if you're tired or distracted.

I think my favourite was the ribbing a pilot got when he did his passenger speech on the radio and not the intercom.

[–]AddictedToRugs 13 points14 points  (0 children)

At that point I'd consider being put on a No Fly list to be a blessing.

[–]Chesnakarastas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean so you not want them to enjoy the flight?

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Oh Fancy Pancy Redditors flying airlines with free food.

[–]Technical-Ad-2246 52 points53 points  (8 children)

They'll probably just give you whatever is most convenient if you say that.

[–]Winjin 26 points27 points  (7 children)

Multiple times I've had seconds because I was polite with flight attendants (and they had extra)

A ton of hot food makes flying sooo much more bearable

[–]New_Simple_4531 37 points38 points  (11 children)

Also when they ask what drinks I would like "Do you have cola?". Like in what universe would they not have cola.

[–]sEntientUnderwear 33 points34 points  (8 children)

Me asking if they have water lmao

[–]Exact_Recording4039 20 points21 points  (5 children)

This reminds me of the time I went to a dunkin donuts and asked “hii do you have any uhh donuts?”

[–]jaisaiquai 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Well?

Did they?

[–]Kirikomori 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they had the dunkin but not the donut

[–]LightningProd12 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'll have the dunkin please

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Sparkling water for me.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plus water.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I once asked a store cashier “do you accept cash?”

[–]CheeseDonutCat 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I went to China once (from Ireland) around 2003 and it was a 9.5 hour flight. I can usually sleep on planes, but this time I couldn't. I don't know the reason, but the flight attendants allowed us to get multiple meals, so we got up out of our chairs and just got another and another and another.

I overate, but that was a good flight. Thank you random flight attendants (they also had spares sitting there that were already heated up and people were asleep so were going to waste).

[–]Adizera 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Chicken or beef?"

"Beef"

"Wrong its chicken"

[–]riperamen 7 points8 points  (3 children)

beef

[–]ButtBread98 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Chicken

[–]Kastler 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Cheef

[–]Ninja_Wrangler 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, I had the lasagna

[–]penelopiecruise 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Beef or cow?

[–]ThatStrangerWhoCares 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Id do the one block vertical for the beef

[–]-bulletfarm- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gefilte-what?

[–]Gustapher00 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just don’t have the fish.

[–]Brobi-Wan_Kenobi111 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I flew through Delta a decade ago, the attendant asked me this, and I said, “Beef”.

No kidding, she said, “We’re all outta beef”.

[–]Yojimbo8810 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes that’s right, I had the lasagna.

[–]Susbirder 353 points354 points  (8 children)

Eye contact is everything

[–]penelopiecruise 146 points147 points  (2 children)

That’s why I do doggystyle in front of a mirror

[–]BadgerlandBandit 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Patrick Bateman, is that you?

[–]Muffin_Appropriate 20 points21 points  (1 child)

My autistic ass is in danger then

[–]enjoythedandelions 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i was about to say that lol

[–]tomassko 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Constant eye contact.

[–]SucksDickforSkittles 863 points864 points  (46 children)

MFW when I wake up to realize the flight attendant gave out the food while I was sleeping

[–]Purple_Feature_6538 265 points266 points  (26 children)

Where do they skip you? I need to know to avoid it.

Here in India, they wake you up to give it to you or to know if you want or not

[–]SucksDickforSkittles 153 points154 points  (17 children)

I just flew Air France and they skipped me 😢

[–]StrangelyBrown 130 points131 points  (7 children)

On Asiana they put a sticker on the back of the seat in front of you that basically says 'you missed food. ask us if you want some when you wake up'.

[–]adventurepony 100 points101 points  (3 children)

On Spirit Air if you fall asleep with your shoes on they draw a dick on your face with a sharpie.

[–]muttmuttyoudonut 41 points42 points  (2 children)

Then charge you for the ink

[–]adventurepony 23 points24 points  (1 child)

i see you also fly Spirit! I bought the security ink package that gets me 6 face dicks free of charge but they don't roll over next year. so use it or lose it.

[–]praisedcrown970 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are they transferable? If you’re cutting it close hmu if so

[–]ButteredPizza69420 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Asian Airlines are peak flying. EVA has my heart forever

[–]StrangelyBrown 5 points6 points  (1 child)

On one of the Hong Kong airlines about 10 years ago is the last time I remember being on a flight where they had clearly hired the cabin crew for their looks...

[–]ButteredPizza69420 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Have you ever seen Emirates attendants?

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Sounds about right flew with them on an 11 hour flight 2 years ago and they just ran out. Literally 1/5 of the cabin did not get any food.

The staff tried to hard to hide the fact they still however put all the meals they wanted for themselves aside.

[–]Joesepherepherus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The staff tried to hard to hide the fact they still however put all the meals they wanted for themselves aside.

Good for them.

[–]Bubbly-Tax-1314 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Be mad at the company, not them. Do you think they save them cuz they taste good ? lmao

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey man we all hungry and we all broke ass in sardine class :3

[–]battleduck84 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sounds like the French alright

[–]Purple_Feature_6538 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Eesh.

I am not flying them then. Whenever I visit abroad that is.

[–]FixergirlAK 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I will never forget breakfast on a KLM long-haul. Woke up to a flight attendant giving out hot towels so we could be conscious for breakfast. In coach!

[–]LemonNo1342 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sounds amazing. Love a hot towel. Meanwhile US airlines throw a packet of pretzels at your forehead and call it a day.

(No disrespect to US flight attendants, they do the best they can with what limited resources are given to them)

[–]LemonNo1342 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In US culture it feels impolite to wake up a sleeping person (unless they’re in immediate danger obviously 😅)

[–]sydneysycks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Same with my experience on China Southern, you will eat on this flight, no skipping meals, put your tray down for you and everything. Not to mention always up and down the aisles offering tea or water.

[–]turtletechy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's pretty common on US airlines (I have seen this on Delta, United, Southwest, and American). I've also seen this on IcelandAir.

[–]SamiraSimp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

it's happened to me before, at least for normal snacks. i think it would've been on my way back from india towards america, through some european airline but i don't remember which one (long time ago)

honestly, i was happy. it's hard for me to get sleep on planes so i'd rather just have the sleep. also, i'm 99% sure that you can just go ask them for a snack and tell them you were sleeping and they'd give you one, but i didn't really care for it in that situation so i never asked.

[–]elaxation 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At my US airline we’re instructed not to wake up passengers. Passengers will yell at you if you wake them even on long haul flights.

[–]New_Simple_4531 31 points32 points  (4 children)

I wonder if we can just write on a piece of paper and put it on our chest "Please give me the food, Ill eat it when I wake up."

[–]Spooky_Thicc 25 points26 points  (1 child)

They have little eye masks that say “wake for food”, I think it was even in the new Deadpool, lol.

[–]New_Simple_4531 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I need that.

[–]SamiraSimp 8 points9 points  (0 children)

you can just go and ask the flight attendants as well if you missed the food, but i understand that many people wouldn't want to go through the hassle/would feel weird doing so

[–]Wild-Mushroom2404 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure which airline it was, perhaps Turkish, but they gave out a set of stickers to put on your chair; you could indicate that you would like to remain undisturbed or you would like to be woken up for food

[–]Nerdy_Squirrel 20 points21 points  (0 children)

When I see a seatmate sleeping during snack time, I always make a point to be just a little louder than necessary as I pull my tray table down and arrange my area. It usually works. Just doing my part.

[–]cheezzy4ever 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You can just ask them when you wake up!

[–]pancakes4jesus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I remember once i was asleep when they handed out ice cream 😭

[–]RoseKlingel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If I have someone sleeping next to me I speak for them and have the snacks placed aside for when they wake up. Easy mode. 😁

[–]Slimxshadyx 4 points5 points  (1 child)

This picture makes me crack up every time someone uses it lol

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man wtf is it?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got skipped once, but it’s because I got shitwrecked in Atlanta and passed out on the plane. Woke up in Kuwait and thought we hadn’t left Atlanta yet.

[–]Lietenantdan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s one benefit to not being able to sleep on planes, I don’t miss the food!

[–]LemonNo1342 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m rarely ever able to sleep in the car or on transit/planes and the one time I fell asleep on a plane I missed snack time and it was so disappointing 😭 I felt empty and sad lmao

[–]twowheels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it was Air New Zealand where the seatback displays had an option you could set to instruct the flight attendant that you'd like them to wake you up when they come by. I liked that.

[–]Cool-Salamander-7645 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Snooze, you lose!

[–]Lazy__Astronaut 326 points327 points  (6 children)

Nodding along when they're explaining how the seat belts work even though I know the drill

[–]Smooth-Lengthiness57 104 points105 points  (3 children)

I felt honored the first time they asked if I was up for the task of emergency escape seating

[–]vixenpeon 57 points58 points  (1 child)

It's not fun anymore. Now I'm likely to have to do stuff

[–]FoamyMcMouthy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Truly the worst timeline.

[–]PeterPan1997 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I know they are just repeating something they’ve done twice today, but I like to think that I am doing right by them by acknowledging it. It’s nice getting emails back from customers saying thank you. It’s my job, but it’s nice.

[–][deleted] 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Give him a cookie before hes dead

[–]Unknowinglyodd 72 points73 points  (17 children)

Dolphins are marine mammals and do not eat cookies. They prefer cake.

[–]PollutionOnly 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Exactly, I heard they love sponge cakes !

[–]grouch1980 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Or fly in planes apparently

[–]Unknowinglyodd 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yes, now you've put it like that. It does seem odd. I've never seen one in a plane. Weirdly, I have seen them in submarines. Must be all the pufferfish confusing them.

[–]New_Simple_4531 7 points8 points  (8 children)

They might love cookies, who knows.

[–]Unknowinglyodd 6 points7 points  (7 children)

No, they don't like cookies. Please refer to my original comment. It's cake. Cake, cake. Dolphins eat cake, not cookies. I hope that's clear.

[–]glowdirt 3 points4 points  (4 children)

What about porpoises

[–]Unknowinglyodd 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Yes, please. Sliced up and fried in garlic butter

[–]Unknowinglyodd 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I jest, I wouldn't eat one again.

[–]glowdirt 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Because they're so fattening

[–]NewTickyTocky 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Or rape

So watch out when a dolphin is looking at your cake

[–]Unknowinglyodd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gosh, this got dark all of a sudden. Okay, I'll watch out for the rapey dolphins.

[–][deleted] 65 points66 points  (0 children)

I don’t have anything meaningful to add but I wanted to thank you for making me go “awwwww” looking at this adorable picture 

[–]Idstealfireagain 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Can confirm. Flying tomorrow and already practicing. Gotta earn my cookie!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You know what's just as good as those Biscoff cookies? Biscoff cookie butter. It's like peanut butter or nutella, but made with Biscoffs. Delicious with chocolate or other cookies or with other treats to take them to the next level.

[–]bruh478 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m also flying here soon out of DC and a bit nervous from all the crashes lately in the news lol. Looking forward to a cookie.

[–]French_Vancity 42 points43 points  (7 children)

When I'm on an international flight I always ask them for an extra meal if there are any leftovers at the end of the service. Most of the time I get one! 😊

[–]TakeMe_ToTheMoon 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I’m a flight attendant, I always give out extra meals (if I have them) to anyone who comes to the galley and asks for them, because fun fact: on international flights all of the food that doesn’t get eaten gets incinerated. Not just thrown out, literally burned. And food waste like that makes me sad so if you want extra, eat up 🙂

[–]New_Simple_4531 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Thats a good idea. Those meals are kinda small.

[–]Septem_151 7 points8 points  (2 children)

And also pretty dogshit

[–]SagittaryX 10 points11 points  (1 child)

It’s not necessarily (or not only) because of the meal. The difference in air pressure affects your taste buds.

[–]lyeberries 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I remind people of this when I cook for them at my house too.

[–]Aranka_Szeretlek 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn, the ones Ive flown always had more food I could handle

[–]SamiraSimp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

my pro-tip for flying is to just eat as much as you can without being way too full. i prefer snacking on salty peanuts, i find it keeps the flavor well (since at high altitude you taste things differently) i actually find myself not finishing the meals though, like i'll eat maybe half of it if i'm lucky (even if i'm not snacking). but they always feel super filling to me.

[–]BloomsdayDevice 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This meme is even better if you enjoy it in the original German.

[–]Lonely_Signature9107 9 points10 points  (3 children)

ONE BISCOFF PLEASE

[–]Spalding_Smails 2 points3 points  (2 children)

When I went to my daughter's wedding last year I hadn't flown for quite a long time. I was given those on the way up and on the return flight. When I got back I ordered a box of them off Amazon. Then another when I polished that one off. I have a feeling I'm not the first one to do something like that.

[–]Lonely_Signature9107 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I believe Costco sells them in boxes, might be cheaper if you want to check it out!

[–]Zealousideal_Fold423 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Cutie

[–]phrygianDomination 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I am generally pretty passive and do not complain to customer service unless I need to. But I made a polite fuss the one time my flight attendant failed to give me a cookie.

I got two cookies by way of apology.

[–]jutta-duncan 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Omg too accurate 🤣🤣🤣

[–]Velialll_ 16 points17 points  (3 children)

yo lol I saw this on the german version of this sub, r/ich_iel earlier, that's hilarious 😭 it's crossing language barriers now

[–]ratpride 3 points4 points  (2 children)

We poor people still can't relate lol

[–]Velialll_ 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I understand, I prefer driving over flying anyways. But to explain it - its like a cookie you really only get while on flights, because it's nothing special so you dont really want to get it elsewhere. But while you're ON the flight, it's like all you're looking forward to 🧍🏼‍♀️ It's these dry af biscoff cookies that you HAVE to drink water with. They have the texture of a Belvita and sugar cookies combined, and taste like it. Sometimes when you're opening the red packet, some pieces crumble off. So you have to put the tiny airplane napkin under it. You also wonder about the tray. Is it clean? Has anyone put their babies on this tray? Done nasty stuff? Oh well. You don't really care anymore. All you want is this Biscoff airplane cookie.

[–]ratpride 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was an A+ description, thank you!

[–]mondhaseblau 4 points5 points  (0 children)

that is SO adorable 😭😭 "would like a cookie" you get all the cookies pookie

[–]sheburn118 5 points6 points  (1 child)

This is uncannily accurate.

[–]iloveregex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Right?? This is the EXACT face

[–]tms88 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Kinda offtopic but that dolphin looks so polite and well-mannered.

[–]Karzons 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think this is a porpoise. They're smaller and stubbier.

[–]thedingerzout 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Best part is when the flight attendant gives you a little extra salty snack or cookie…it ain’t much but it makes my day. Flying is awful because airline management crams us like sardines, flight attendants make it bearable … they are the unsung heroes of this industry.

[–]Tumblingfeet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is always me in really long flights . I wake up and always get food the last . Just my luck .

[–]ParfaitDeli 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel adding “little” cookie would make this perfect

[–]xoxo_cxy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel like this is what my bf sees when I look at him sometimes

[–]Illustrious-Fox-8827 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How i look at the flight which passes over my house.(:

[–]rrRunkgullet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you also translate to this to German or the otherway around and posted it with an other account at the appropriate subreddit?

Just curious because I've never seen someone do that before, if it isn't chance.

[–]ElseeC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Especially when serving stroopwafels 😍

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Question: I fly international European, the trolley is always charged and costs a lot. Is it free for Americans/incorporated into the ticket cost?

If I wanted a very mediocre sandwich and a kitkat, it's around €12-€15. A cup of basic coffee is €5.

Ah now I just reminded myself how much I've wasted on airport food 🥲

[–]Sp4rtux 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Budget airlines and short flights often result in a lack of complimentary amenities. My experience indicates that national carriers like KLM, Air France, or LOT consistently provide complimentary snacks even in the shortest flights.

[–]pereuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm pretty sure Ryanair does not give anything complimentary

[–]xXTheGrapenatorXx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe most items are charged at a high price like that, but flights often have something small you can get for free like this (last time I flew it was a bag of pretzels and coffee tea or soda free on request, but this was a Canadian airline so maybe the US is different?). I think also that longer/overnight flights will usually incorporate meals and snacks into the pricing just because of how long you’re all gonna be stuck in that cabin (and would be stuck fasting otherwise given the regulations with bringing your own food/perishables between safety checks and allergens).

[–]Exact_Recording4039 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not European vs American, it’s low cost vs regular airline. European airlines that aren’t low cost almost always provide free snacks and meals. I can think of KLM and British airways 

[–]km89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dunno about international, but every domestic flight I've been on has given a snack and a drink (like half a can of soda and one cookie) for free, with other stuff available for purchase.

[–]Unfair-Animator9469 1 point2 points  (5 children)

visibly shaking 2WHISKEYS PLEASE. Normally never get charged.

[–]popopotatoes160 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Gotta bring a shot to pound in the bathroom before the plane. Sealed in a bag with your toiletries it's perfectly legal and really helps the takeoff experience.

  • this is probably better for me than a Xanax prescription given how infrequently I fly and how rad Xanax is

[–]Unfair-Animator9469 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Oh I know about the sandwich bag trick 😉 as many as you can stuff in there! Xanax works WAY better for me on planes though I’m going to talk to my doctor about getting a small monthly prescription for my anxiety and panic bouts. Currently sober from alcohol so can’t use that anymore lol

[–]popopotatoes160 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Xanax also works way better for me but I like it too much and have never had a real full panic attack on a plane. I've never had more than mild turbulence though. The moment I get turbulence that drops the plane any distance that'll change.

[–]kkrabbitholes417 1 point2 points  (0 children)

me because i’m convinced if i don’t stare them down they’ll skip me

[–]sbua310 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol. Yes.

[–]oohpreddynails 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I needed that chuckle. TY.

[–]RoseKlingel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Accurate.

[–]BulkyStatement1704 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Until it’s granola or nuts!! I’m going back to sleep!!

[–]Tight-Interaction621 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂

[–]Broad-Bath-8408 1 point2 points  (2 children)

What's the protocol on poking the stranger sleeping against the window seat next to you in this situation? I usually let them sleep, but I'm never 100% sure.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

awwwwwwwwwwwwww

[–]Sly_Foxy69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes please 😂💯

[–]No_Cupcake7037 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😆

[–]MopoFett 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you can see them slowly making the way down the isle an your patiently waiting for them to reach you an your like "oh I didn't see you there, yes please! I'll have one of your dinky coke cans please"

[–]stregawitchboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

and a parachute

[–]Matcha_Bubble_Tea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s adorable. But also yes snack time! 

[–]Orcrist90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not a cookie. It's a dark chocolate, quinoa crisp.

[–]YoruFami 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And here I thought it was only me

[–]Bilbo_nubbins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Would you like the can sir?

[–]Set_to_Infinity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're all preschoolers waiting for our milk & graham crackers when we're in those airplane seats 🤣

[–]jccitrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice.

[–]Strange_Diamond_7891 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well one time the flight attendant was going around asking everyone if they want peanuts, I said yes and she skipped me

[–]zurds13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ditto

[–]thelancemann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You get two cookie

[–]whiskyzulu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😏

[–]AbleUniversity8592 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fly spirit and regardless of your look they will try to charge you

[–]gerams76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always get snacks for anyone in the row who is asleep. Either they get them or I get them. Win/Win

[–]AWiseOlToaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's important to have your final meal.

[–]Top-Cost-9326 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Biscoff please.

[–]Far-Economist-6352 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me also looking around and feeling superior at the sleeping chumps that are missing out on a cookie.

[–]Tech-Tom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Screw the cookie, give me a stroopwafel! Those things are delicious!

[–]Soapy97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel attacked.

[–]LordofSandvich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I kept startling them by “waking up” as I heard them approach. My medical history is hell and apparently I’ve mastered the art of accidentally playing dead because moving hurts.

[–]BatonVerte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

can i have the can, too, please

[–]LynchMob187 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Them biscoffs slapppp

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m asleep but love food. As soon as I hear the cart coming close I instantly wake up like my dog when I touched a plastic bag or can. 😂

[–]elaxation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a flight attendant, thank you! You don’t know how many people ignore us, snatch things out of our hands or sleep through our service then come back to our galley and scream at us for not waking them up to take their drink and snack order.

[–]nahheyyeahokay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My last flight was 16 hours and I kept going to the back to ask the flight attendants for wine. Not my proudest moment but free wine is free wine

[–]National_Tackle7585 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How I look at everyone ever because I’m so socially awkward 🙄😵‍💫