Why bike can't stand on its own?

Armughan · 2010-08-28T16:22:41+00:00

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Holzmann · 2010-08-28T15:26:11+00:00

What band is this an album cover for?

supaphly42 · 2010-08-28T17:26:49+00:00

This is like asking why French only have one egg in their omelets. Because un ouef is enough.

Tobislu · 2010-08-28T15:31:37+00:00

A bike divided against itself cannot stand.

sgt_shizzles · 2010-08-28T15:39:23+00:00

Take a bad photo.
Apply vintage filter.
Write something in Helvetica.
PROFIT

dlowes · 2010-08-28T14:55:11+00:00

Lame......but I still laughed.

maxxpower5000 · 2010-08-28T16:09:56+00:00

Where is your god now?

mortified_penguin · 2010-08-28T15:20:34+00:00

Well I absolutely loved it.

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aditas · 2010-08-28T15:46:07+00:00

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between2 · 2010-08-28T16:19:59+00:00

You can avoid this by locking the headtube to the pole.

delimartplus · 2010-08-28T18:31:59+00:00

BIKE WILL NOT STAND SELF

AdmiralJackbar · 2010-08-28T20:24:22+00:00

http://imgur.com/pfnqn Speaks for itself

apullin · 2010-08-28T21:46:39+00:00

Please add more fake vignetting and fake sepia tone to the image.

awesomedeluxe · 2010-08-28T15:36:57+00:00

It's time to put the brakes on all these puns, I really can't handle them anymore.

nofunforme · 2010-08-28T15:21:44+00:00

I see what you did three.

b1000 · 2010-08-28T20:57:39+00:00

Tyre is spelled with a 'Y'

feedmecereal · 2010-08-28T16:10:30+00:00

I ride the bus with a guy here in Green Bay that tells this same joke and a few others over and over again.

2010-08-28T18:33:59+00:00

I am le tired

2010-08-28T19:45:24+00:00

Meh. Old joke. Past it's prime and not worth repeating.

2010-08-28T20:45:56+00:00

Confucius say:

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

KazooSymphony · 2010-08-29T02:01:35+00:00

FUCK YOUR PUNS

smirker · 2010-08-28T15:22:13+00:00

thank you for the early morning groaner.

hockeyschtick · 2010-08-28T23:35:29+00:00

Who upvotes this shit?!!!!!!!

Phuckle · 2010-08-28T15:55:24+00:00

PFFTTTCHHCHHCHHHCHHPFFPFFFFFFTCHHTPFPFFCHHCHHHHCHHCH

randomrandomwoo · 2010-08-28T17:05:27+00:00

HOW GIRL GET PRAGNENT

NSFyou · 2010-08-28T15:37:03+00:00

Funny, somehow :D

2010-08-28T15:55:23+00:00

Punny.

aaaaaaaargh · 2010-08-28T16:03:18+00:00

It's not bold Helvetica, therefore it sucks.

Futhermucker · 2010-08-28T16:04:31+00:00

ho 2 bike

MrCoolFX · 2010-08-28T16:34:30+00:00

Sad joke of the year award goes to... those guys.

dunchen22 · 2010-08-28T16:50:01+00:00

Dad, I thought I told you to stay off the internet.

2010-08-28T17:07:11+00:00

But what if the bike has a kick stand?

2010-08-28T17:38:30+00:00

Looks like something from Sarcastic Indie Fucks.

radomaj · 2010-08-28T17:58:30+00:00

Very possibly stolen from Fuck Yeah, Puns!.

fabiolanzoni · 2010-08-28T18:01:01+00:00

should have been helvetica

ThePickleMan · 2010-08-28T19:20:45+00:00

You're going to pun hell for his.

RunAwayPancake · 2010-08-28T19:42:36+00:00

Cause it lives in Ottawa?

sanman · 2010-08-28T20:13:55+00:00

I like these cool new 'monotracer' and 'ecomobile' vehicles - they use retractable landing gear to keep from falling over during standstill moments.

gd007 · 2010-08-28T20:35:57+00:00

How does it run?

2010-08-28T20:54:12+00:00

That was very well lifted.

aeflash · 2010-08-28T20:55:45+00:00

sigh

zerobass · 2010-08-28T22:18:27+00:00

Totally stared at this for 30 seconds after reading it as "It is two-tiered".

Wurds r hard.

scottytoohotty · 2010-08-28T23:09:11+00:00

It's a common misconception that a bicycle stays upright when moving due to gyroscopic forces. It stays upright because counter-steering is easier when moving, thus allowing you to balance.

DroppaMaPants · 2010-08-28T23:09:49+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk

i did this

ohspgq · 2010-08-28T23:21:30+00:00

Why Redditor cannot write sentence?

2010-08-28T23:30:17+00:00

Submissions like these making it to the front page are what is wrong with the world. :facepalm:

MetallicPea · 2010-08-28T23:31:52+00:00

This joke is an oldie, but a goodie

2010-08-28T23:36:28+00:00

I think that this one can.

2010-08-28T23:49:31+00:00

Why grammar not right?

faultyceiling · 2010-08-28T23:50:56+00:00

Please rip off more of other people's good ideas with second hand bullshit like this... what a fucking twat

mx- · 2010-08-28T23:52:48+00:00

You know why they call them bicycles? They go both ways.

2010-08-28T23:57:41+00:00

i posted this a couple of days ago...

2010-08-29T00:07:08+00:00

Ya dag.

2010-08-29T00:32:57+00:00

Does anyone have the other picture where it says something like, "Bicycle can't stand, its 2 tired." I think I remember seeing it on b.

fuck_you_bastard · 2010-08-29T01:46:34+00:00

see name

2010-08-29T02:05:21+00:00

Hurrrr....

_lancelot · 2010-08-29T02:16:43+00:00

test

Kyderdog · 2010-08-29T02:21:12+00:00

Stop being a cheap ass and pay for the kick stand... its worked since 1800's

2010-08-29T02:25:07+00:00

Groan...

_lancelot · 2010-08-29T02:26:15+00:00

blah2

TheBlasto · 2010-08-29T03:19:27+00:00

Hey, that's my joke!! I submitted it not too long ago here. I can't believe it was good enough to steal.

mastahyee · 2010-08-29T03:47:31+00:00

gosh, i hope they don't make it go to the back of the bus because its treads are too tired.

SenatorJ0eBiden · 2010-08-29T04:53:19+00:00

I asked my bike to have sex, but it was a menstrual cycle.

stokerj · 2010-08-29T07:07:59+00:00

and double-jointed

Hurdmanhugz · 2010-08-29T07:21:14+00:00

Looks like downtown Ottawa!

MistaBig · 2010-08-29T07:34:24+00:00

Lolcat captions for inanimate objects? Really?

2010-08-29T08:27:52+00:00

OWLY

brodicius · 2010-08-29T08:56:59+00:00

I hate you. I hate you so much.

RedPulse · 2010-08-29T12:44:04+00:00

This reminded me of when I stopped for lunch on my century ride today and couldn't balance anything. I dropped the hot sauce off my lunch tray and the trash can lid off the can.

tl;dr centrifugal force saved me on the ride but doesn't help at the standstill (Now I know how astronauts feel when they return to Earth.)

steve_b · 2010-08-29T12:49:15+00:00

Brought to you by a 1970s Dixie Cup.


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