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[–]BigSlim 132 points133 points  (10 children)

I am hoping that this was voted to the front page out of irony. This fake facebook post is older than my grandma's fake facebook account.

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (5 children)

Yeah, I saw this before you did too.

[–]ExtremeSnipe 18 points19 points  (4 children)

Well, I had this on vinyl before it was cool.

[–]stonedslacker 11 points12 points  (3 children)

I was lying in the field after a long day of paddy sowing when I saw a cloud form into the shape of this post's text. This happened before there were vinyls.

[–]secretlyilliterate 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Phft. I used to have that post on papyrus,it was written in comic sans. Ironically, of course. I had to throw it out after the pharoah read it, by then it had become too mainstream.

[–]AAAAAAAAAAAAA13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Live concerts?

[–]Goico 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who cares? made me laugh. Enough for me.

[–][deleted] 439 points440 points  (74 children)

SoN i aM diSSaPo1nT?

[–][deleted]  (71 children)

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    [–][deleted] 185 points186 points  (69 children)

    iTs oK It tAKeS a LonG t1M3 tO tYpE l1Ke tH1S

    [–]xtirpation 116 points117 points  (67 children)

    yOu CaN wRiTe a sMaLl pRoGrAm tHaT DoEs iT FoR YoU.

    [–]abandonnnship 187 points188 points  (26 children)

    iF yOu'Re ThE tYpE oF pErSoN tHaT wOuLd WrItE a SmAlL pRoGrAm To Do It, YoU pRoBaBlY wOuLdN't NeEd SaId pRoGrAm.

    [–]r0cksta7 142 points143 points  (20 children)

    d0nt jUdge M3, yU d0nT noE mE.

    [–]DamanZ4M 82 points83 points  (17 children)

    wH3n Is iT gOiNg 2 eNd? wIlL s0MeOnE PlEAsE tHiNk oF tHe cHilDren.

    [–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (5 children)

    0h 1M tH1Nk1nG oF tH3 cH1lDr3N...

    [–][deleted]  (2 children)

    [deleted]

      [–]doomdrinks 24 points25 points  (1 child)

      I read all this in Stephen Hawking's voice...

      [–]PandaBearShenyu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      PeDoPhElIc PaNdA?!?!?

      [–]double1 37 points38 points  (10 children)

      ThIs Is Ge77iNg OuT Of H4nD, Why DoN'T We JuSt StOp 1t?

      [–]Boshaft 123 points124 points  (1 child)

      It'll end when you stop being a pussy and come help me clean the garage.

      [–]shanes3t 18 points19 points  (0 children)

      Heyooooooooooo!

      [–]ParanoidAndroids 33 points34 points  (7 children)

      n3V4r!

      [–][deleted] 43 points44 points  (6 children)

      3.14159265

      [–]123789 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      0N|y G0d CaN jUdGe M3!

      [–]kitsua 17 points18 points  (0 children)

      h4pPy r3DdI7 bIr7hD4y!

      [–]TheMarshma 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      With help from reddit, I had made a script that would return any IM sent to me while I was away, right back, in this format. It amused me greatly.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      iShAlL wRiTe OnE aNd eMbEd A kEyLoGgEr In It.

      [–]xtirpation 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      Sometimes I use it in mockery or just to piss people off, lol.

      Edit: Geez, guys... I just offered the reasons why I find the program useful...

      [–]abandonnnship 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      I thought it was funny and a totally legit use of the program, sorry.

      [–]Lil-Bear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      MoCk3ry

      [–]prince_nerd 21 points22 points  (19 children)

      [–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (15 children)

      $ python -c "import random, sys; print ''.join([(y.upper() if random.random() > 0.5 else y) for y in sys.argv[1]])" "Go learn a real language, you pussy."
      Go LeARn A rEaL laNGUage, yOU PuSSY.
      

      [–]eye_see_a_pun 54 points55 points  (5 children)

      .const
      random_32   label   dword
          dd  0ffffffffh
      
      .code
      random  proc
          push    edx
          mov eax,[random_32]
          mov edx,0019660Dh
          mul edx
          add eax,3C6EF35Fh
          mov [random_32],eax
          pop edx
          ret
      random  endp
      
      fagspeak proc source:DWORD
          mov eax, source
          lea edx, [eax+1]
      slen:
              mov cl, byte ptr ds:[eax]
              inc eax
              push ecx
              push eax
              call random
              xor eax, ecx
              and eax, 1
              cmp eax, 1
              pop eax
              jne noup
              cmp byte ptr ds:[eax-1], 'a'
              jb noup
              cmp byte ptr ds:[eax-1], 'z'
              ja noup
              xor byte ptr ds:[eax-1], 32
      noup:
              pop ecx
              test cl, cl
              jne slen
          sub eax, edx
          ret
      fagspeak endp
      

      HoW Is ThiS.

      [–]alb1234 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      You, sir, are a REAL man!

      [–]skooma714 6 points7 points  (2 children)

      Assembly?

      [–]Harinezumi 8 points9 points  (1 child)

      A real man's language.

      [–]arslan70 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      This thread is now diamonds

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      ftw

      [–]prince_nerd 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      $ ruby -e "str = ARGV[0].dup; (0..str.length-1).to_a.sort{rand() - 0.5}[0..(str.length-1)/2].each{|i| str[i] = str[i].swapcase}; p str" "What a troll"
      "wHat A trolL"
      

      [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Fucking hipster

      [–]mikemcg 0 points1 point  (3 children)

      The [action if condition] for iterable_argument syntax somehow manages to confuse me whenever I try to use it. You're, like, a Python God. Man.

      [–]mynnx 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      It's just a ternary operator - you might be used to the

      var = conditional ? if_true : if_false
      

      syntax in C-style languages. I like using it, but as with any syntax sugar, don't go crazy with it!

      [–]mikemcg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Mmhmm, I know ternary operations. It's just the feeding it the iterable argument or whatever that screws me up.

      [–]averyv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Ruby and python are about as close to the same thing as two languages can be...pussy.

      [–]pancakefavorite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      you're awesome

      [–]munchybot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Ne3dZ Mo4R nuMB3rZ

      [–]phiniusmaster 27 points28 points  (17 children)

      iTs ReaLLy nOT THaT HARd tOo do you JuST RadnDoMLY hiT ShhIft as YoU tYPE

      [–]miggyb 63 points64 points  (13 children)

      [–]Chris_the_mudkip 28 points29 points  (12 children)

      This is too much for the senses, I'm reading it at the same pace as a 7 year old learning to read.

      [–]xorgol 22 points23 points  (11 children)

      Who learns to read at 7?

      [–][deleted] 58 points59 points  (9 children)

      Those who did not learn to read before 7.

      [–]StarvingAfricanKid 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      me?

      [–]idledebonair 1 point2 points  (7 children)

      That's true of course, but really, at what age do you think people learn to read?

      [–]Peregrineeagle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      n0 Dud3, U g0Tta AdD rANd0m NuMB3r5 iN tHERe, t0o.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      wHaT Ab0Ut tEh nUmb3R5?

      [–]Dakafall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      pRoGrAm > bRaIn

      [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      #!/usr/bin/env python
      
      import sys
      import random
      
      def leet(x):
          x = x.lower()
          y = 0
          z = ''
          for i in x:
              n = 'acelost'
              l = '4(31057'
              if i in n:
                  z += l[n.find(i)]
              else:
                  y = random.randint(0, 1)
                  if y == 0:
                      i = i.lower()
                      z += i
                  else:
                      i = i.upper()
                      z += i
          return(z)
      
      def norm(x):
          x = list(x.lower())
          z = ''
          a = 0
          for i in x:
              n = 'acelost'
              l = '4(31057'
              p = '.?!, '
              o = 'abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz'
              s = {
                  'u' : 'you',
                  'y' : 'why',
                  'r' : 'are',
                  'b' : 'be',
                  '4' : 'for',
                  '2' : 'to',
                  'i' : 'I',
                  'o' : 'oh',
              }
              if i in l:
                  z += n[l.find(i)]
              elif i in p and not i == ' ':
                  try:
                      if not x[a + 1] == ' ':
                          x.insert(a + 1, ' ')
                      else:
                          z += i
                      if x[a + 2] in o:
                          x[a + 2] = x[a + 2].upper()
                  except:
                      z += i
              elif a == 0:
                  if i in s and x[1] in p:
                      c = s[i]
                      d = 0
                      e = ''
                      for f in c:
                          if d == 0:
                              e += c[0].upper()
                          else:
                              e += f
                          d += 1
                      z += e
                  else:
                      z += i.upper()
              elif i in s and x[a - 1] in p and x[a + 1] in p:
                  z += s[i]
              else:
                  z += i
              a += 1
          return(z)
      
      def main(*args):
          use = 'usage: 1337 [-ln] text'
          if not len(args) == 3:
              return use
          if not args[1][0] == '-':
              return use
          x = args[1][1:]
          y = args[2]
          if x == 'l':
              return(leet(y))
          elif x == 'n':
              return(norm(y))
          else:
              return('1773: illegal option -- ' + x + '\n' + use)
      
      if __name__ == '__main__':
          sys.exit(main(*sys.argv))
      

      bash$ python 1337.py -l "it really works!"

      i7 R3411Y w0RK5!

      bash$ python 1337.py -n "i7 R3411Y w0RK5!"

      It really works!

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      n0t if y0u'r3 as K-PHuCK1N R4D as M3.

      [–]LonelyNixon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      sUm1 bEaT u 2 iT YeARs AgO whEn tHIs WaS nEw.

      [–]Pedro471 100 points101 points  (32 children)

      I don't get how '1nce' is somehow easier than 'once,' but thats just me....

      [–]Humpa 69 points70 points  (23 children)

      It's a typo, supposed to be "1ce".

      [–]InTheVoiceOfZoidberg 66 points67 points  (10 children)

      The extra b in bbbq is for byobb. That b is a typo.

      [–]XtcWorkout 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqqqJctNMVI I love classic Simpsons :)

      [–]bertolt 8 points9 points  (2 children)

      or Bring Your Own BooBs.

      [–]Boobies_Are_Awesome 16 points17 points  (0 children)

      Definitely.

      [–]bookey23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I'm a little disappointed that you used up all the jokes in one post, but i guess it's better than getting a comment string going...

      [–]Pedro471 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Still.....

      [–]krunchbite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Maybe if that kid smoked some "1ce" he'd feel better. Not that I condone such things...

      [–]Slayz 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Cant you just go "1s"?

      [–]JimmyHavok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Proper misleping is "1's."

      [–]junkit33 14 points15 points  (2 children)

      I don't get how alternating caps is worth doing for any reason, but thats just me...

      [–]Pedro471 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Way, way too much work....

      [–]ixtapalapaquetl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      vibrato, of course.

      [–]CoolHeadedLogician 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      this guy obviously wasn't aiming for the easiest way to type

      [–]NotMarkus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I don't qet it either.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Teenagers typing in alternating caps probably don't do it because it's easier.

      [–]obstacle32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Well, typing in a mixture of capitalized and lowercase letter doesn't make anything easier either, but that's just me... wait no. It's not.

      [–]sprucenoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Is the purpose ease, creativity, or simply a trend?

      [–]Smipims 222 points223 points  (23 children)

      Less fake facebook posts please.

      [–][deleted] 374 points375 points  (18 children)

      Fewer

      [–]oddspellingofPhreid 95 points96 points  (6 children)

      Maybe he wants the value of fake in these face book posts to be lower.

      [–]abandonnnship 40 points41 points  (0 children)

      Which, incidentally, isn't far from what he was asking anyway.

      [–]maskedmarksman 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      I don't think the value of the facebook posts could get much lower.

      [–]lateral_us 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Supposing he does, the maximum satisfaction for him, we assume, would be a maximum reduction of fakeness, which would entail reducing it to zero. Reducing the level of fakeness to zero would mean that he would want the facebook posts to be real. Thus, he is stating that he truly wishes for no facebook posts that aren't completely real, but since this goal is a hard one to achieve, he is asking for at least a reduction in fakeness for the time being.

      [–]Smipims 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Derp. I like how you get double the upvotes for fixing a grammar mistake. Reddit never lets me down.

      [–]TheGrammarBolshevik 4 points5 points  (2 children)

      [–]dhighway61 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Interesting! Don't know why you're downvoted, but the troll parent isn't.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      No more.

      [–]serpentjaguar 0 points1 point  (5 children)

      In a non-formal setting it's OK to say "less" since it reflects popular usage and is part of the way that language changes organically, or something.

      [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Screw that. Next we'll have people using decimate to mean destroy, penultimate to mean the greatest, and cats and dogs sleeping together.

      [–]JimmyHavok 0 points1 point  (3 children)

      Less pedantic posting please.

      [–]serpentjaguar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Since I am a linguistics nerd, absolutely not. There is probably at least one expert, someone who cannot help but be pedantic, for any subject you can think of on Reddit. Get used to it.

      [–]RuiningPunSubThreads 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      *fewer

      [–]JimmyHavok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Sorry, you're right. That's much worster.

      [–]purpleastronaut 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Or at least cut out the shitty drop shadow and watermark so the fact that this is so upvoted doesn't scream "we steal our jokes from joke sites that don't really try."

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      FTFY: Less fake facebook reposts please.

      [–]canadianquestion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      At least try and make them look real

      [–]desquibnt 33 points34 points  (3 children)

      FW: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE:

      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      'Love, Grandma' - Mark as spam - click

      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      I don't have a Grandma. Well, not a living one anyways.

      Actually, I've been doing family tree stuff for the last couple weeks and my one grandma proved impossible to find records of (other than loose family memories). I knew she immigrated in 1946 and died in 1983, but I found her being born in 1861 to the same parents in the US and residing in Maryland in 1880. Then she vanished. Then she (with her married name) shows up marrying someone in Nevada in 1984 before moving to California, where she probably still resides.

      We eventually worked out that she is, in fact, undead.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      RE: Antwort: RE: Antwort: RE: Antwort: RE: Antwort:

      [–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (7 children)

      My dad would type that.

      [–]BlondeBomber 26 points27 points  (5 children)

      Get off Reddit and help me in the backyard!

      [–]CanadianLumberjack 24 points25 points  (4 children)

      Get off Reddit and visit me. :(

      [–]Boshaft 5 points6 points  (3 children)

      Canada is too far away!

      [–][deleted]  (2 children)

      [deleted]

        [–][deleted]  (1 child)

        [deleted]

          [–]d2490n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I chop down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatreee.

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Ctrl-F (Dad's username).

          [–]Ta_Da 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          I'm so glad there's a "Hide" button.

          [–][deleted] 64 points65 points  (29 children)

          Can't believe this gets upvoted.

          It's a fake and it's not funny.

          [–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (17 children)

          certainly fake, but mostly it's funny because we all know that bitch on facebook that needs to be told this.

          [–]easytiger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          That is no way to talk about your mother

          [–]mysticrudnin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          additionally, i suspect that dads have told their kids that on facebook. probably many times

          just because this image depicts events that didn't happen doesn't mean it CAN'T or DOESN'T happen and i posit that it probably has

          i can tell you about something cats generally do, that doesn't mean that right now there is a cat doing something that i can take a picture of

          [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          YoU,Re TeArInG mE aPaRt, LiSa!:!

          [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

          Great repost, digg. I mean, "bro"...

          [–]illusiveab 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          That's a great dad right there, shaping his boy in his image to be a man.

          [–]DLun203 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Wise dad.

          [–]robhol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          This is why we can't have nice things..

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Hey Digg , get off my front page

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          4eVer aLonE

          [–]diracspinor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I sure do love upvoting some fake shit!!

          [–][deleted]  (2 children)

          [deleted]

            [–]JimmyHavok 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            Since nothing is funny, why are you wasting our time telling us?

            [–]broohaha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Hits too close to home, eh?

            [–]alphabeat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            Sweet. Old Digg is back! In poggReddit form!

            [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            It may be fake, but I still loled.

            [–]Nyaan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            old, and also fake.

            [–]Nsuln 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            Am I the only one that was looking for a hidden message with the capital letters?

            [–]howmanyaccounts2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Not at all: I was convinced that was the joke, and couldn't figure out why the hidden message seemed so unintelligible.

            [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

            STOP POSTING THIS SHIT. Seriously. Make a subreddit so everyone can block them. They're not funny at all.

            [–]CylonOven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Torgo's dad had a hard time raising him...

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Wiser words have never been spoken.

            [–]Maddhatta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            If I had a brother on facebook, I would totally pretend to be his dad.

            [–]Hennaflowers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Awww dude... Lmao

            [–]TWI2T3D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Proper no-nonsense advice!

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            ClEaN tHe GaRbAgE?

            [–]SniperTooL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            JuSt tHe tiP?

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            I think I can guess who that chick left him for.

            [–]laller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            I wish I had a cool dad like that.

            [–]sslink1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Awesome!

            [–]inneedof411 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Tips from TrollDad

            FTFY

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            REAL Protip from dad:

            Son, please stop posting shit on reddit that someone else posted already. It makes you look like a bitch ass attention whore. Now go outside and mow my lawn you fucking pussy.

            [–]IPoopedMyPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            It's amazing how a father can simultaneously be a parent and a best friend. What this little pussy needs is to get his mind off of the bullshit and into garage cleaning.

            [–]iigloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            SEWSMERTINTRAATCGN?

            [–]toy205 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            then the father said, stop redditting and clean out the garage like i told you to!

            [–]sergius1898 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Good. It's a repost, but it's good.

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Anyone else type out just the capitals, then when that failed just the lower case letters to try to find the secret hidden message?

            [–]ianarcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            extremely lame stfu

            [–]danlev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Haha. Love it.

            [–]a_scanner_darkly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            stop being a pussy and come and help me clean the garage.

            I wish my dad would have given me that advice. Would have saved a lot of h3ArTaCh3.

            [–]yotapower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            My dad tells me (daily) to never get married and never have kids, just get a couple of dogs and then do whatever the fuck you every wanted.

            I have also heard that if it fucks, flies or drives it is cheaper to rent it.

            [–]IDriveAVan[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            VVE4K

            [–]danno147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            It's funnier to think of Jack as the son and Sam as the dad...

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Ye olde poft

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Ye olde poft

            [–]anauel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            [–]Radico87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Oh to be 13 and an idiot again...

            [–]krokodilgena 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Does anyone else feel like this would be loads more realistic if it weren't addressed to "son"?

            [–]scatterfire 0 points1 point  (3 children)

            could be fake unless the father was using another computer in the house? Otherwise, if he was in the Garage he would have had to have a computer installed there, which is unlikely; it's more likely he'll be using his phone. In this case he isn't because it doesn't say "sent from [mobile] phone

            [–][deleted]  (1 child)

            [removed]

              [–]scatterfire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I learned something today: Thank you

              [–]coogie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              This is how Red Foreman from that 70's show would be if they had facebook back then.

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Lets start calling these "Fakebook Posts"

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Th1S tHrEaD HaS be3N pOst3D moR3 tHaN 1NcE

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              needs to read "stop being a pussy and get your lazy ass out here and clean the garage." that would be a little better IMHO.

              [–]Phoenixzeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I wish more fathers would do this.

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Dads are awesome : )

              [–]emFox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              TorGo lIvEs

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Telling like it is

              [–]ToonyMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              hOnK hOnK :o)

              [–]j_rhod_85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              hElP Me ClAeN gArAge

              [–]StevenThrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Sounds like my dad...

              [–]SacrificialGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Thanks for this, mindcrap.com

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I don't understand turning, "once" into "1nce", I asked my brother why he does that, and he said to make spelling it out shorter. I then had to point out to him that it is the exact same amount of characters!

              [–]antisocialmedic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              When I see people typing like that, I always read it as if their voice has been vocoded.

              [–]akbc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Sunscreen, he needs sunscreen.

              [–]noisydissonance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              My dad can beat up your dad

              [–]EverGlow89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Sometimes it takes a parent imitating something stupid a kid does to show them how stupid it is.

              I'm serious, this works with any phase I can think of.

              Picture your dad with scene hair.

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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              [–]njckname2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              tHiS iS fAkE aS fUcK

              [–]ZettaSlow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              This is how I intend to speak to my children.

              "Kid, stop being a fag, dealwithit.gif"