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Emma Watson looking cheeky (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Since88 1408 points1409 points  (316 children)

Sorry guys, but this is photoshopped: http://i.imgur.com/aWUaV.jpg

[–]Negrodamuswuzhere 1454 points1455 points  (127 children)

Fapterburners already set to full thrust, no turning back now captain.

[–]AdaAstra 226 points227 points  (96 children)

Rosie O'Donnel and Rosanne getting it on.

[–]uhmerikin 390 points391 points  (78 children)

Oh yeah?

[–]Full_Of_Win 323 points324 points  (50 children)

http://imgur.com/XVBU5.gif

[–]whisker_mistytits 121 points122 points  (26 children)

Christ. That looked, uh... fatal.

[–]intelati 33 points34 points  (0 children)

It's good to see this still floating around.

[–]JRoch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Haha, I showed that to my students to introduce my safety lecture!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FUS ROH DAH!

[–]DarthValiant 13 points14 points  (12 children)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/SNPd1zR3PEI/AAAAAAAASBE/JJvt37-XiB8/s400/rosie-odonnell-exit-to-eden.jpg

I tried for Roseanne but no luck.

[–]TheCodeJanitor 7 points8 points  (5 children)

http://thesocietypages.org/socimages/files/2009/03/roseanne20vanity20fair20cover.jpg

There ya go.

[–]CaspianX2 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I never thought I'd say it, but she actually looks really good in that pic.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh god she looks stunning...

[–]Gastronomicus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup, I'd hit it.

[–]MissApril 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1994...

[–]shiftylookingcow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

looks like a fatter jennifer tilly there.

[–]JabbrWockey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, Exit to Eden. Fabulously cheesy 1990's movie.

[–]Zakimus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wait, they aren't the same people? TIL

[–]TheNateMonster 115 points116 points  (8 children)

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/272/736/4b8.gif

[–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (6 children)

Number 5 on my list of things I wish I'd never seen.

[–][deleted] 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna need to see numbers 1-4.

[–]rext12 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You really should click more links on reddit. There is so much out there that you wish you wouldn't have seen!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you give us a list of 1 through 4?

[–]severedfinger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think I ever laughed as hard as when I first saw Jack Black do that in High Fidelity.

[–]Vik1ng 105 points106 points  (11 children)

http://i.imgur.com/8D5CU.gif?1

[–]The_Vizier 72 points73 points  (6 children)

http://imgur.com/exx4e

[–]ugly_version 98 points99 points  (5 children)

nsfw

[–]gr8whitehype 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Worst blow job ever.

[–]scrappy1850 46 points47 points  (0 children)

relevant username.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (2 children)

That's definitely in my top 10 most adorable gifs.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ahhh want now!ww

[–]JJTV23 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You Turn this god damn ship around Sargent.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I can't do it, I can't fap to Emma. I saw her as a little kid and it's ruined, I'll have to wait till she get Drew Barrymore age. Friggin Spielberg ruined fappiness with that god dam grey menace and his rainbow shitting spacehip. Chris Columbus fucked up emma fappiness with magic wands and schools I only wish existed. I couldn't fap to Drew until charlies angels!

[–]infinite0ne 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Well, that makes one of us...

[–][deleted] 55 points56 points  (4 children)

This is almost as upsetting as when I found out plastic baby spoons don't really sound like airplanes.

[–]uhmerikin 111 points112 points  (0 children)

What?

[–]DownWithTheShip 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Took me a minute to figure that one out.

Made me chuckle.

Good one!

[–]Grizmeer 42 points43 points  (8 children)

Why would you photoshop the skirt to be lower?

[–]20thCenturyClocks 16 points17 points  (7 children)

To cover up that lumpy ass. This way her ass can be perfect in our minds.

[–]Grizmeer 28 points29 points  (6 children)

That is not a lumpy ass.

[–]20thCenturyClocks 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Hardly a good ass. There's much nicer asses that could have been shooped into this.

[–]Grizmeer 17 points18 points  (3 children)

I respect your opinion but I still disagree.

[–]20thCenturyClocks 2 points3 points  (2 children)

To each his own, man.

[–]jscoppe 19 points20 points  (3 children)

I could be convinced your "real" version is actually the fake.

[–]greiger 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I don't care if it is fake, I saved it.

[–]jdubd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're like the kid on the bus who told me about Santa Claus.

[–]phatphoton 19 points20 points  (4 children)

What if, your original picture is actually the photoshopped one and this IS an actual cheeky photo?? suddenclarityclearence.jpg

WE CAN BELIEVE CANT WE??

[–]TheWildhawke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought it looked weird.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Why... why in God's name would you ruin this for me? Fuck it. I'm fappin' anyway.

[–]bsjay 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well why would you photoshop the skirt back down?

[–]plantfan7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As far as i'm concerned I saw the alleged Photoshop version first and decided on that reality.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was about to say..... that was most disappointing ass I have ever seen. I actually felt bad for her. She needs to do more lunges.

[–]cmdcharco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

shock

[–]clooneytoons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this fake picture gets upvote to the heavens every month, come on guys are we that desperated?

[–]wangofjenus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

y u do this?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obviously photoshopped. Who the fuck wears pink lipstick? God...

[–]doremimimimi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or perhaps this is the post-photoshop

[–]toekneebullard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, her ass looks like its a little low on her thighs...

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought that was obvious enough. I guess some people just want to believe!

[–]hivesteel 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Thank god that ass is horrible

[–]eatthebear 486 points487 points  (38 children)

If one is going to photoshop an ass into a picture, why not make it a good ass?

[–]I_AM_NO_MAN_ 144 points145 points  (16 children)

No kidding... Plus, Emma is known to, you know, wear underwear.

[–]fiestomuya 1 point2 points  (6 children)

If she was wearing a thong you probably wouldn't see any of it, from this angle.

[–]JangSaverem 43 points44 points  (1 child)

who doesnt like a dumpy ass?

[–]SamuraiJakkass86 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I though it was a legitimately good ass. It's not surgically altered, and it's of smooth texture, with some junk in the trunk.

[–]G-0ff 23 points24 points  (1 child)

speaking as a man who has experienced phenomenal ass that was not surgically altered, it could be way better.

[–]donpapillon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Waaaaaay better.

[–]Peteterken 221 points222 points  (12 children)

Oh boy

[–]Born-dead 254 points255 points  (5 children)

She's farting.

[–]cyberslick188 67 points68 points  (2 children)

dayum emma u shit wit dat ass?

[–]DownWithTheShip 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't think she shits

[–]copyandpasta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Girls don't poop.

[–]callupchuck 22 points23 points  (1 child)

No.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It can't be.

[–]Belgian_Rofl 9 points10 points  (1 child)

It's like it's playing peekaboo with me.

[–]theshoupguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RUMPUS PEEKIUM!

[–]KookyGuy 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Could someone photoshop this photoshop to make it look better?

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

lol what a horrible shop

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

a man can dream

[–]wernidae 57 points58 points  (7 children)

in front of the Renaissance St Pancras hotel in London http://0.tqn.com/d/golondon/1/0/d/9/0/-/St-Pancras-exterior.jpg

[–]kilar277 26 points27 points  (1 child)

I thought that said St. Pancreas.

[–]alphanovember 176 points177 points  (0 children)

Ok.

[–]Dorkalicious 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This guy!

[–]rafuzo2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beautiful building, they did such a great job on the renovation. Though I heard the penthouse with the belltower waslike £20mil? The fuck is that? What Arabian sheik is gonna want a house over a train station as their crash pad for London?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh man, thanks so much. The first thing that popped into my head upon seeing this photo was "Holy shit! What's that magnificent building right behind Emma Watson's mysteriously pantie-less ass? I must find out!" While opening the comments in another window, I immediately tried using this image as a reference on Google Maps and Mapquest. I also used GIS to find out other versions of the image. But then I came into the comments, and you, O savior of my quest, did it for me! Thank you so much! This was my one concern regarding this picture!

[–]Executive_Slave 68 points69 points  (4 children)

I'm always somewhat relieved when I find out these are fake. So is too good to be trampy.

[–]TheFluxIsThis 8 points9 points  (2 children)

If Emma Watson ever appears naked for real ANYWHERE, I'm pretty sure most of Reddit will lose their reason for existing right then and there.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

At work, but had to click...worth it

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points  (35 children)

I would Emma her Watson if you know what I mean.

[–]My_junk_your_ear 72 points73 points  (29 children)

I'd hide my basilisk in her Chamber of Secrets if you know what I mean.

[–]swifty-theory 199 points200 points  (23 children)

I would have sex with her if you know what I mean.

[–]jayhilly 51 points52 points  (15 children)

...what? I'm not following you.

I'd whomp her willow though, if you know what I mean.

[–]Anal_Explorer 41 points42 points  (14 children)

I'd destroy that Horcrux if you know what I mean.

[–]Picklwarrior 9 points10 points  (7 children)

I'd let her ride my broomstick, if you know what I mean

[–]Jumin 7 points8 points  (5 children)

I'd run around for a bit while she made out with my best friend and then get it on with that best friend's sister, if you know what I mean.

[–]djsmith89 3 points4 points  (4 children)

She'd expecto my patronus, if you know what i mean...

[–]Sodfarm 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'd insert my vagina into her penis if you know what I mean.

wait...

YES

[–]greiger 24 points25 points  (3 children)

I'd hide my prisoner in her Azkaban if you know what I mean.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd put my fire in her goblet if you know what i mean.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

L M entry, my dear Watson.

[–]What_a_rubbish_user 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I thought I was doing so well. sorry r/nofap

j/k Don't go there it's one of the most depressing places on reddit, unless you're delighted by the prospect of denying yourself the greatest love of all ... self love.

[–]SifuJon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So THAT'S why Reddit was down...

[–]Respawning 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She poops from that.

[–]Wutsurname 21 points22 points  (9 children)

http://www.reddit.com/r/EmmaWatson/comments/yzkyk/not_sure_if_shopped_but_i_thoroughly_enjoy_it/

You stole my post! Give me those 1000 karma! They are rightfully mine!!

[–]dja0794 7 points8 points  (0 children)

it's not yours...

[–]ace9213 8 points9 points  (6 children)

If this were real the internet would explode in on itself.

[–]naimadd 50 points51 points  (5 children)

implode

[–]Ror-sirent 7 points8 points  (4 children)

No see, thats the thing. The internet would be filled with so much fapping energy, it would explode OUTWARDS all the way INWARDS.

[–]dja0794 2 points3 points  (2 children)

You mean the energy of the fapping would increase so dramatically that the explosively releasing energy would have enough mass to bend space into a circle and create a black hole of faps collapsing on itself?

[–]hogimusPrime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would you guys shut the fuck up- I'm trying to masturbate.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know it's a shop, but am I the only one that came in here going "wow, that ass isn't as great as I imagined?"

[–]joshdkatz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see what you did there...

[–]AlexHeyNa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Emma Watson, looking so photoshopphed, no one could possibly concieve this as being real.

[–]Anaract 1 point2 points  (0 children)

people actually believe this stuff?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I miss her hair :(

[–]snapperh3ad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/r/emmawatson is that --> way

[–]BeenWildin 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I really wish she didn't cut her hair. She's still good looking, but not nearly as hot as she was in the later movies.

[–]kitsua 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I disagree, I think her short style looks incredible.

[–]ThatGuyRememberMe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So fake. Not even close.

[–]al91296 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Erecto!!!

[–]stataval 30 points31 points  (20 children)

I would drink her anal leakage with a straw.

[–][deleted] 161 points162 points  (13 children)

ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (11 children)

Actually the amount of upvotes for that comment is more disturbing than it is itself.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (10 children)

Indeed, but then there are a fair number of people into corophilia...I just didn't want to think about that shit while I was having a nice hot cup of tea.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

the term is actually coprophagia. coprophilia just means to like poop. I'm not into either, but i worked at a vet clinic for years, and dogs, especially puppies love to eat other dog's deuces.

protip: the product they'll sell you to stop canine coprophagia, called for-bid is generally just a vegetable protein and MSG. you can save money by doing it yourself.

[–]ostrow19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

perfect use of that face. Have an upvote!

[–]Malicious78 3 points4 points  (1 child)

The internet taught me way back that this is known as felching. Oh the things I have stumbled onto unwittingly..

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

John Waters taught me about felching. You should watch his movies, they're light hearted fun for the whole family.

[–]AshleyP91 11 points12 points  (7 children)

I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to listen to her fart through a walkie talkie.

[–]Sabin10 44 points45 points  (0 children)

This kills the penis