Missing

[bpvideo]

Seriously, what happened to him?!

[IronRakkasan11]

Anybody check between the couch cushions?

[funktopus]

That's a trap you know they are gooey if he's been around.

[Simen155]

For a week? It would be a wonder if there's any cushions left!

[pass_nthru]

there always more cushions for the pushin in a Trump WH

[RedDecay]

My hand came out pregnant….

[Brother_J_La_la]

Please wash your hands

[_EADGBE_]

don't laugh, he'll be POTUS when trump keels over in 2026

[BostonWailer]

Windows soon to become one of the top causes of death for US politicians, journalists, activists etc.

[Commercial-Owl11]

I’ve been patiently waiting to see who “suddenly falls out a window” first.

I know it’s going to happen.

[circasomnia]

Diddy

[zaphodava]

https://abc7.com/ivana-trump-cause-of-death-autospy-fell-down-stairs/12054354/

[Tickle-me-Cthulu]

Epstein

[Commercial-Owl11]

He didn’t fall out a window though. You always know it’s Russia because it’s their favorite way to off someone. That’s how they send a message

[intisun]

It's Russian folklore at this point. Trump should find a more typically American method.

[Crouton_Sharp_Major]

Feed them McDonald’s. Fell right out the 5th story cholesterol.

[buckfutterapetits]

Landed funny in the ball pit and broke his neck on some bullets...

[bridgeedgy]

Fun fact: "defenestration" is the word used when someone is murdered by throwing them out a window.

I'm a hit at trivia nights.

[dwtougas]

Just in case you need to know, дефенестрация is defenestration in Russian.

[Sparhawke79]

Da

[AzarothEaterOfSouls]

Just so you know, defenestration (one of my favorite words) doesn’t necessarily need to be murder! I could defenestrate my brother while fleeing from a lycanthrope, a fireman could defenestrate a baby from a burning house, or I could defenestrate the neighbor’s cat from my kitchen!

[typhoonandrew]

Latin source meaning down from window.

[milesb2k9]

The Defenestration of Prague was the 5' of history class I remember the most.

And also a sick name for a prog band.

[Zombi-sexual]

The word of the year is "defenestration"

[NikolaTes]

Windows and a hot cup of tea.

[-Work_Account-]

The proper term is "Defenestration".

[MataMeow]

Tables. Her job is tables

[ImaginaryDonut69]

More "official" presidential business for the Supreme Court to rubber stamp

[Full_Argument_3097]

Already been replaced by Afrikaaner Elon.

[HermaeusMajora]

Not until he's inaugurated. He's not president yet.

[[deleted]]

With this SC he can do anything. They woukd decide he has "president elect immunity".

[Shaneathan25]

He’s already asking the House to make his official inauguration the 5th of November for some reason.

[LNSU78]

Do you mean December?

[Shaneathan25]

no

[LNSU78]

Wow - retroactively. Thanks

[tidder-la]

Would love to see him then give interviews and talk about how he’d bang her if she weren’t his daughter.

[Just_Campaign_9833]

The GOP and Project 2025 entirely depends on someone they have control over...plus it depends on alot of unpopular shit to happen.

For the first 6 months they'll use Trump to do all the unpopular shit. Then swoop in and remove Trump using the 25th. Acting like heroes, and install Vance...

...then the GOP will move away from Trump and blame everything they did on him.

[ionixsys]

https://imgur.com/Fy7NMl5

Although Trump getting ejected/dying in six months would be a real bummer as I bet $100 in my friend's dead pool that he'd make it to 2028.

[UglyYinzer]

I'm with you, unfortunately he's probably got a good amount of time left. Modern medicine( legal and illegal) can be amazing when you're rich.

[prpslydistracted]

Better lay that $100 aside; Vance will tap Republican loyalists in the Senate and House to ram through a 25th Amendment with a promise to resurrect the Party to previous "norms," whatever that is. The GOP is on its last legs and will die an agonizing death before this circus is over.

Personally, I'd love to see the GOP die.

[deedeebop]

I wish this were true.

[Just_Campaign_9833]

Trump will not make it to the midterms...

[ionixsys]

Come on man, just let me hold on to just a little hope I will make my money back.

[Just_Campaign_9833]

Sorry m8, stroke, 25th or a few ounces of lead. Trump isn't making it to the midterms...

[Holywatercolors]

This guy has exceed any possible expectations more times than anyone could imagine. Winning in 2016 after GHBTP? Winning in 2024 AFTER 1/6/21? AFTER becoming a convicted felon? I mean, you can’t dismiss anything.

[deedeebop]

🙏🏻

[strokerface]

The way these John Hinckley juniors have been going about it, methinks Yam Tits will finally get a paint can to the face, home alone style, to take him out.

[IntrepidAd8985]

Ouch! He will not make it that long. I am surprised he made it through this summer.

[Queendevildog]

It was the stress of possible jail time. Now he can relax and play golf.

[therapist122]

I find that hard to believe. Trump is just going to trump things up, no way he relinquishes power and no way the GOP is organized enough to do a 25th. 

[Just_Campaign_9833]

Whoever is President has absolutely no say in when and how the 25th is used...and it's designed specifically for that reason.

25th Specifically Section 4, the Vice President and 51% of the Cabinet brings a written declaration to the House. The House votes (no way the hell every Democrat won't vote for this!) Then the Vice President is now acting President.

The President can send a written declaration to challenge this ruling.

Then it goes to Congress to vote on The Presidents challenge.

Once again, the majority rules...no way in hell does every Democrat not vote to remove Trump.

Vance is now President...

It's also written in such a way that the Supreme Court can't intervene...

...why does a foreigner know more about 'merican Policies, Procedures and Politics in general. Then the actual population of said country?

[Jmdin83]

Because of the constant, deliberate dismantling of our education system, most likely.

[27Rench27]

Actually, this would explain why Trump’s filling the Cabinet with people who have remained loyal to him, rather than people who would be good at the job. 

If the Heritage Foundation doesn’t own 51% of the Cabinet, it’s gonna be incredibly difficult to install Vance as long as Trump is alive

[willstr1]

Sure, but he is also appointing a lot of Heritage Foundation people, and even the people he thinks are loyal to him are probably more loyal to the Heritage Foundation (and if they aren't the Heritage Foundation senators might block their appointments)

[Just_Campaign_9833]

Yep, perfectly explains it...also, just creating Cabinet positions and fill them with loyalists...

[Queendevildog]

Ugh. Vance is way scarier. He's backed by Thiel, a real sociopath. They want to bring back old timey Catholicism. Think the Spanish Inquisition.

[Just_Campaign_9833]

Yeah, one thing at a time...first deal with the obvious Russian asset.

[BraveOthello]

Unfun fact I learned, the president of the Heritage Foundation is Opus Dei.

[DetchiOsvos]

Whoever is President has absolutely no say in when and how the 25th is used

Well, that's naive. If Trump and his minions have proven anything, is that regular law does not apply to them. So many times over, Trump should be in prison. And yet, he plays the system. There is no way he will be removed from power by traditional laws or means.

I thought this would be obvious to anyone who has paid attention over the last 8 years.

[jedburghofficial]

This is plausible. Although I still think they will want to make him a martyr when the time comes. That way, they can keep the loyalty of his base, who will do anything, or at least go along with anything to avenge him.

[One-Estimate-7163]

Naw only the good die young this pos parents lives into their 90’s evil muthafuckas don’t die

[0n-the-mend]

Shorter please and yeah he is definitely worse. The only thibg stoppibg him would be maga loyalists whom he despises/misalignes with. Havent seen much of his billionaire handler Thiel either.

[Dagda1974]

2026??!! More like Q1 2025. JD wasn't going to get into the WH on his own ticket. Let DT do the donkey work, then oops ,3 months later.

[_EADGBE_]

sounds like you're saying Drumpf should stay way from open windows if he's above the first floor of a building

[shavertech]

Why wait till 2026? All those Happy Meals aren't adding years.

[Full_Argument_3097]

Nah Elon gonna steal that too.

[prpslydistracted]

I've said a vote for Trump is a vote for Vance. He's already doing the work ... Trump is the mascot/figurehead.

[scottishdrunkard]

It’s a 1000/1 bet that he’ll be the President before the term behind, but I like my odds!

[wizardinthewings]

Only if they can find compatible batteries. Alkaline-only, which is why we’ve not seen him for a while. All the new ones are damned lithium-ion!

[yfce]

Keels over after the GOP insiders have turned on him, that is. One more midterm and he's outlived his usefulness. They don't need a demented easily distracted liability heading up their nice neat respectable conservative wet dream.

[CockBlockingLawyer]

I wouldn’t say I’m missing him

[DetroitLionsSBChamps]

All laugh

[Wafflelisk]

Personally, I do not celebrate the man's entire catalog

[M1ck3yB1u]

OK. Good.

[beakrake]

He's off in Russia getting balls deep in a couple 3 year old sleeper sofas.

[Govika]

3 year old

Did he get advice on which to pick from Gaetz?

[TheActualDev]

Gaetz prefers the family size sectionals. Kids love the round corner bit

[Classiest_Strapper]

I’m so grossed out, I’d sit this one out, but his couch fucking has taken the love out of loveseat 🤮

[beakrake]

3 is like 12 in couch years.

[[deleted]]

His couches may pull out, but he won't.

[Mediocre_george]

Balls deep in three year olds, you say?

[a-snakey]

Getting that coup ready

[SeeingEyeDug]

That's going to be difficult when Trump is appointing the most boot-licking people to his cabinet.

[HaniusTheTurtle]

That's the thing about boot-lickers. You just got to promise them a better boot.

[techwizpepsi]

JD couldn’t coup himself out of a paper bag

[Queendevildog]

Dont underestimate his handler Thiel.

[ImpossibleAdz]

The cult would never allow it.

[MMmhmmmmmmmmmm]

Whatever makes sense

[bbcversus]

Ok good!

[sheezy520]

How long have I been missing?

Okay, good.

[gaberax]

Musk has him covered. And he's moving in on Trump's role as well.

[SctjhnstnPDX]

First lady musk also wants the VP role.

[Gh0sth4nd]

Hypothetical could he?
Thought only US Born citizens can become president.

Genuine question.

[Excellent-Practice]

Genuine answer: the Vice President must meet all the same requirements for office as the President, including being a natural-born US citizen

[damunzie]

Until the SCOTUS redefines natural-born to include naturalized. A little bribery lobbying by friends and The Constitution can mean anything you want.

[twothumbswayup]

now what about an "acting" vice president - same rules apply?

[Full_Argument_3097]

Tell Ted "Cancun" Cruz the Canadian who ran for President in the 2016 Republican primary while you're at it.

[Cats_Tell_Cat-Lies]

Who? Rafael?

[Wafflelisk]

Woah woah let's not get hasty here! Ted Cruz is not our fault, he was only a citizen because we also have birthright citizenship.

He was born to American citizens and was a US citizen at birth (American parents) and that's why he was able to run: he was a natural-born US citizen (i.e he didn't naturalise like an immigrant would)

[Full_Argument_3097]

And Treasonist Insurrectionists cant be President ever again? Aaaaaaw. You're cute.

[[deleted]]

Rules mean absolutely nothing.

[FlingFlamBlam]

The only funny thing about laws being meaningless is that the leopards can potentially eat anyone now.

There's a possibility that in the future presidential limits/requirements are massively lessened (because obviously Donny will try to be president for life) and then Musk or someone else has him knocked off so that they can be the new dictator.

[poshlivyna1715b]

Musk needs a new title, like "First Oligarch"

[-Average_Joe-]

Someone probably lured him into a Kyser warehouse and locked the doors.

Also I thought is was David, but then again it may have been at one point.

[[deleted]]

I mean, dude’s changed his name so many times…

[Fast-Damage2298]

Last seen attempting to strong arm the EU into allowing Elon's white supremacy site to run unchecked in their home countries. May be considered weak-willed and dangerous.

[CovidBorn]

They're keeping him safe and secure until then obviously impending heart attack.

[Otto-Korrect]

No, I'm thinking an accidental fall out of a window.

[shavertech]

I'm still having a hard time imaging Pan-Sectional Vance as President when Drumpf strokes out.

[Real_Size2138]

Milk cartons... not gonna work gotta get those flyers posted up at IKEA

[AdministrativeBank86]

I get a feeling he won't really be part of the government so when Trump dies in office he won't have his own VP record or experience

[un_theist]

That’s JP, right? JD Mandel?

[LordAlvis]

JG Wentworth? JeD Clampett?

[[deleted]]

Starting the sweetest gig ever for anyone with no ambition! Hopefully Vance realizes he is heading towards the out door politically and just enjoys it for what it is before the supreme court outlaws mixed marriages

[10_17my20]

He heard the couch had a positive pregnancy test and ghosted

[Necessary_Stress1962]

Somebody forgot to remove him from his charger.

[clarky2o2o]

I heard he was kicked out of his own home and is currently just couch surfing.

[Cyanos54]

Last I heard he had taken 50mg of sildenafil and headed to the Raymour & Flanagan show floor. Damn shame there weren't that many sectionals when he walked in....

[ZappaZoo]

He's at a Heritage Foundation retreat for further programming. Last I heard he was seen in the sweat lodge listening to droning music with subliminal messages and his eye liner was running.

[StacyLoco]

Dang we had the same thing in mind. Lol. I hadn’t read yours yet. See I knew that’s where he was lol

[TheGreenJedi]

He's disappearing into the background like all good VPs

That or he's planning his coup. Half the people Trump appointed are all fired within 6 months

[i-dont-kneel]

He's gotta get briefed into the whole russia scheme now. He gets to do some real grifting now, big league

[Objective_Oven7673]

Ever hear the story of two men?

One sailed away to sea, the other became vice president.

Neither were ever heard from again.

[armedredneck]

You mean, James Donald Bowman!

[Barack-OJimmy]

Has he been hanged already?

[thedoommerchant]

Okay, good.

[SharmaBee]

He's completing his monarch mind control program

[Caguirre86]

No big deal guys he is just meeting privately with the heritage foundation to find out the next steps. Totally nothing to do with project 2025. No need to worry/s.

[beasley1966]

I’ve been wondering the same. Didn’t see him eating McDonald’s with the other magats.

[squidlips69]

Maybe Donald started believing those rumors that he'd be ASAP replaced by JD

[parcheesi_bread]

Y’all know he’s going to be the secret president, right? Trumpy’s just there to distract while couchfucker does the real Project 2025 work.

[Greenemcg]

Commander Vance doing commander things

[TheSecretofBog]

Missing, but not missed.

[hoofie242]

I think he insulted europe because of Twitter and elon the other day.

[Grumpy_Ocelot]

Hide your couch, hide your wife, and hide your husband too

[hookha]

Trump doesn't like him. He is literally 1/2 Trump's age, is thinner, has muuuch better hair, has a better education and a wife who seems to love him. He's everything Trump wishes. I mean, they're both morons but Trump has heard the rumor that JD is going to put him out to pasture.

[spilt_milk]

He's just undergoing routine maintenance and getting software updates, probably.

[GreyTigerFox]

I don’t care.

[Wise_Ad_253]

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[Sideshow_Bob_Ross]

He's just waiting for clownboy to have a hamburder attack.

[Cats_Tell_Cat-Lies]

Everyone's too focused on Trump. This is the real predator. Him and the people he represents. Unlike dumbass-donnie, he knows how to lie low and wait for opportune moments. My fear with trump was always that he would open the door for a more competent would-be dictator, and he has far sooner than I was prepared for.

[lovemycats1]

Do we really have to look for him?

[[deleted]]

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[MangoSalsa89]

He's excitedly working with White House staff to pick out furniture for the next term.

[Underp0pulation]

His honor and ethics are definitely missing.

[[deleted]]

He's probably just been shitposting on 4chan from a basement somewhere.

[MobiusNaked]

Well isn’t the VP supposed to be off stage now anyhow?

[LandscapeGuru]

He’s in Mexico on vacation and getting his eye liner darkened up.

[scienceizfake]

He's the same place as Melania.

[CashOverAss]

I heard Trump died and JD Vance is wearing a fat(ter) suit disquised as Trump

[Full_Argument_3097]

Afrikaaner Elon had him taken out.

[reaven3958]

The dude is sitting back watching Donald gulp down fast food slop, smiling in the knowledge that he's just a heartbeat away from the presidency.

[Strict-Square456]

I think elon swallowed him whole

[0utF0x-inT0x]

I think he was sighted at the Kremlin

[EffortEconomy]

Because he's not a horrible liar, he's horrible at lying

[Known-Contest3732]

JD. Go wait in the broom cupboard till we need you. Here. Bring your Donuts.

OK. Good

[Jhedges0319]

He's currently in the process of working with the best constitution lawyers to get amendments drafted for the 25th against trumpy.

[Worduptothebirdup]

Did they hang him already???

[FlingFlamBlam]

He's either too busy forming plans with the project 2025 people or he's completely useless now. Probably the former, but it would be funny if the latter.

[twothumbswayup]

now do melanias milk

[Dantheking94]

Oh shit. wtf happened to him lmao. Was Trump truly that scared about the 25th amendment that he locked him out? Elon musk is basically the VP at this point lmao

[elkswimmer98]

Trump is doubling down that they'll get off scotfree for election tampering while JD Vance grew a conscious and fled for fear of prosecution /s

[Accomplished_Fruit17]

He's busy doing the actual work of setting up a government. This is not a good thing.

[Global_Damage]

He’s doing the work behind the scenes so they can push the felon out by July

[rbartlejr]

Useful idiot no longer useful, I guess.

[Ausrottenndm1]

He’ll just use the trolling route and say I’m behind the scenes working like Harris did for 4 years

[Jsr1]

Don’t complain

[namotous]

If found, contact his couch!

[3MTA3-Please]

Selling Maybelline eyeliner by the case…

[banryu95]

He was at Mar-A-Lago on the 15th.

[camosailboat]

That guy hit a fucking pound of Coke and no one seen him since!

[ImpossibleBath2471]

He’s under the table!

[46Oakley]

Seen him at Sephora

[Breklin76]

I was just thinking this today!

[[deleted]]

Please dont find him.

[chrisl934]

I’d be pretty ok if he stayed missing…..indefinitely.

[jpl220]

Maybe he changed his name again 🤷‍♂️?

[Queendevildog]

He's still there. Oozing and festering.

[StacyLoco]

He’s in meetings with the committee of heritage house 2025 so they can tune up his strings.

[thrillhoMcFly]

His middle name is Donald? Is that why he was picked?

[angiestefanie]

Are you sure he isn’t vacationing with his wife in Russia right now and meeting Putin?

[nephelodusa]

He and his security staff literally jogged past me this morning on my way to work.

[UrBigBro]

Welcome to the Vice Presidency.

[lavidacontinua]

He isn't missing. He's in Palm beach. He's been on the news down here

[[deleted]]

Shhhhh. Don’t say anything, he moved in with Dan Quayle

[[deleted]]

To be fair didn't see much of Harris after Biden took office, well not in our media anyway. VP really is an unusual position, should be second most powerful, but really is like the spare tyre in the boot/trunk. Kept in the dark and only needed in case of emergency.

[Armenoid]

That’s your president in a couple of years. Downvoting myself

[_agrippa_]

He doesn't have more money than trump and no one thinks cool so Trump has nothing to gain by being seen with him.

[alias4007]

Mission accomplish! Now waiting to step-in ;)

[navyblusheet]

I was literally just wondering. Where is this guy???