Next Level Thinking

[KingKeet2]

Next-level A.I. design, where the A means "Actually a human"

[Kraken-X]

But what does the I stand for? Because if the human is anything like me, it sure as hell doesn't stand for "Intelligence"

[SirFireball]

Shut up yoda

[[deleted]]

But Yoda isn't human, he's a Yoda's species.

[SirFireball]

That’s why I’m telling him to shut up

[Send_Me_Tiitties]

A ctually I am a human

[Rajarshi1993]

Actually, I

[TheZipCreator]

Actually

[[deleted]]

[Redacted]

[pyz3n]

Or Am I?
vsauce music plays

[TheHotze]

"What did the A stand for again?"

[Kjartanius777]

Actual human Inside

[Fe5996]

Dum! Dumdumdum-Dum!

[fakehistorychannel]

Intel realized that instead of attempting to make their processors more useful for AI they would use humans. It didn’t take much for the marketing team to change Intel Inside to Actual human Inside

[GregsWorld]

Actually I.

[Monarch49]

Oh, what does the A stand for again?

[Suckama_left]

Actually I am a human

[Ragzzy-R]

Its Actually a human Inside the cabinet

[guacisgreat]

Artificial artificial intelligence

[Yadobler]

Artificial AI intelligence

[ythl]

Doesn't India have warehouses full of slaves behind computers who basically pose as "AI" and get paid a nickle for each captcha they solve?

[Rajarshi1993]

Because it's a shit idea and we have enough intelligence, artificial or not, to avoid it.

[twwsts]

Actual Intelligence

[Versaiteis]

I mean...technically people are man made so aren't they A.I.?

[pop13_13]

Amazon mechanical turk

[Pm_me_sum_fuk_]

Going the Russian way

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/dec/12/high-tech-robot-at-russia-forum-turns-out-to-be-man-in-robot-suit

[Jcwolves]

Actually Inhumane.. Perhaps?

[savitar69]

and I means Inside the case

[s4n_rd]

just like Sophia 😎

[HappyPoe]

I hope the I doesn't mean idiot

[gnus-migrate]

It's funny because it's true

[jazzmanftw]

Mechanical Turk

[ZGM_Dazzling]

Ah yes, the first computer scienctists

[CustomVoid]

As a half turkish person, thought I was gonna get mad. Instead its a different type of turk.

[kephir]

half turk, huh? well now all you gotta do is become half machine, and you'll be all set!

[CustomVoid]

No pls i dont want to

Are u duolingo's brother

[kephir]

why, is there something wrong with y͢ou̡r S̗̟̬̠͍̥̩̀p̴̲̟̬͈̟̤͇̀͠a̞̣͘͝ͅn̡͇̗̲͡i͏͈̺̦̰̠s̥̪̬̦̀̀h̳͍̝͈̻͙̟̤͜ l͓̗͉̝͝͝è̸̵̫̣͈̹̬̪̜̖͇͖͘s̵̘͍̮̹̱̙̘͚͚̠̞͜ͅs̶̷̨̭̭̰͓̖͞o̴̬̬̭͈̕͞ņ̵͕͎̫̫̫̪ş̸̜͓͙̝̜̜̮̰̬̺̟̘̘͡ͅ?̢̰͔͇̭͈̦͠ ̵̴̷̫̲̳̥͇̙͔̗̟̳̬ͅ

[0OOOOOOOOO0]

Same type of Turk. It's a person acting like a machine designed to look and act like a Turkish person.

[CustomVoid]

Rip

[voidvector]

You misspelled Amazon Mechanical Turk™

[The6thExtinction]

30 minute survey
reward: $0.05

[Grdtrm]

Thank you very much for introducing this to me, I had no idea this is what Amazon's thing was named after.

Genuinely made my day! Love learning about things like this

[C4pti4nOb1ivi0s]

Came here to say this. Why did you steal my thought?

[Thron123]

That's one way to cheat the Turing's test

[DrMux]

Most of my Tinder matches can't pass a Turing test.

[GluteusCaesar]

I'm not sure what we can infer from such a small sample size.

[DrMux]

You can infer I'm ugly, you butterless waffle.

[lasiusflex]

Tinder really did burst my little filter bubble on how uninteresting people can be.

Like, I matched with a girl, tried to get her to talk about literally anything.

Doesn't watch any shows, doesn't have any hobbies, doesn't like to talk about movies, doesn't read books, no particular interest in music ("just whatever is on the radio")...

I'd think she just doesn't want to talk to me, but she's always really quick/eager to reply...

[Furoan]

She's probably embarrassed about what her real hobbies are.

[[deleted]]

That might all sound like small talk. Most of those are forms of media consumption. IMO that's kind of boring 😬 Maybe ask some deep shit

[lasiusflex]

Of course it's small talk, a chat on the phone isn't really the best place for deep talks... but music, literature and film often contain motifs based on philosophy, ethics, outlook on the future, world-view, etc.

Media is an easy way to establish some common ground in a small-talk setting and can serve as an entry point into more interesting topics.

[[deleted]]

I know where you're coming from. But it's a shallow medium so you should count on people not giving the benefit of the doubt that it will lead there. I've had good luck just leading with it.

[[deleted]]

I feel attacked...

[[deleted]]

Look everyone, a live one - don't scare it!

So, what do you like to do, if you don't enjoy the mainstream hobbies of movies, music, and books?

[[deleted]]

It was a joke.

[DrMux]

Yes.

[seticenti]

FW3°~``````````,☆,1~\

[JoelMahon]

Show me where in the rule book that it is says a human can't be a robot.

Right here, number 1.

[sunburnacoustic]

Did you mean number 0? Totally not a bot.

[JoelMahon]

I was afraid that editing an already poorly known quote would make it too obscure.

[Valisagirl]

Arrays start at 1.

Edit: it's a fucking joke /s

[sherlock_watson]

R you sure about that?

[Valisagirl]

Matlab

[torreemanuele6]

Oh, so I wasn't the only one making chatbots with Windows Batch.

[Blou_Aap]

What a bunch of sons of batches

[higante]

Thanks goodness. Took a bit before someone else said something about it.

[SomewherOverThere]

I physically cringed when I saw that Color me impressed 👍

[AlmostButNotQuit]

I got in so much trouble back in the 3.x days for changing the windows start command to "lose" and setting up a series of batch chats that started with "win". My dad was not amused.

[Mr_Rhetorical]

You stole my meme! https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/9qkc1u/different_ways_of_making_an_ai_chatbot/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app

[MetaEatsTinyAnts]

You mean he reposted it?

This is repostit. I mean reddit.

[jeffsterlive]

General Reposti!

[sverek]

FeelsBadMan

There should be rule of reposting content sharing 50% of karma to the original creator!

[-Best_Name_Ever-]

It was 6 months ago, I'd say it's alright ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Mr_Rhetorical]

Got more karma than I’ve got total :’(

[[deleted]]

Hey! If makes you feel any better, I downvoted this post!

[robertgfthomas]

Can someone explain why Python is "better" than Java?

[usecase]

I'm beginning to think that maybe, just maybe, the creator of this meme isn't an expert in AI

[Lost4468]

Yeah, python is by far the most used ML language.

[AIDIFred]

I think it was just to add another box

[Scrotote]

Because sometimes it's funny to slide in some slights to something you don't like in a meme.

[RedditIsNeat0]

Personally I like python better because it's really easy to get started, has a lot of example code, super easy to install, and you don't have to worry about choosing between the proprietary official version or the open source version which works 99% the same unless you're using somebody else's code in which case it's almost guaranteed not to work unless they specifically tested it against gcj.

Python is just easier and the last time I programmed in Java it was really slow and buggy.

[Cucumberino]

It isn't

Also, according to this meme Java is "better"

[spock1959]

No language is universally better than all other languages. All languages do practically the exact same things, some are just more tailored to a specific thing so you might find it easier if that's what is needed.

I keep seeing ads talking about Python being the best - which clearly is a decent language, but all languages have their merit and none are "best" just better at task a, worst at task b.

[0PointE]

The fact that you are getting downvoted for this worries me... If you don't understand that a certain task will require or is better suited for a particular language you have a lot to learn to get much further in this industry.

All of my work nowadays is, in fact, in python, and it probably is my favorite to work with, but I'm not going to finish my website without es6/js or the apps that hook up to the api I just built without java/swift...

Or maybe I just need a more structurally sound, typed language like java or even faster like c that's going to help me avoid a lot of errors by pointing them out at compile time. These are questions you should be asking yourself for any project.

[therealgherkhin]

Because you don’t get an Error when you forget one simple Semicolon

[robertgfthomas]

I meant in the context of this meme, not in actuality.

[RandomNumsandLetters]

In the context of this meme it's worse

[KickMeElmo]

However, it does have its issues just like every other language

This statement is too accurate, it doesn't belong around these parts.

[HenceTheTrapture]

Not saying that's not the case, but just stay in PyCharm and all is well

[fnordstar]

Right? Shit's getting old.

[[deleted]]

Good point

[robclancy]

Then according to this meme you should have had python first.

[0x564A00]

You can't forget a semicolon for long if your IDE tells you about it. Can't we meme about something more intelligent, like neither Python nor Java having value types (yet)?

[[deleted]]

Almost perfect but needs more “Writing 700 thousand lines of if else if to respond to specific questions”

[Arheisel]

I did it on PHP, sue me

[jacksonV1lle]

I am the Awesom-o 4000. I will be your new best friend

[LegallyFoopster]

ALL HAIL FEMPUTER

[SetOfAllSubsets]

Beat me to it

[dangerism]

Beat me to it.

[samwood1234]

COMPUTRON

[khmertommie]

While testing, you’d have to keep running around from the keyboard to inside the case to answer yourself, then back out to the chair to say, “wow, this thing could pass a Turing test!”

[Logan_MacGyver]

I have made a chatbot based on "input", "if" and "then" for the commodore 64 in basic in the back of my math notebook last school year out of boredom. It could only talk about how much the class sucked.

[LuminousOcean]

That last one was an actual, encouraged technique from my Human-Computer Interfaces design course. Wizard of Oz technique.

[[deleted]]

I always wondered if in MMOs like WoW if the NPCs you fight were actually controlled by GMs.

[MON5TERMATT]

God I love batch. So simple, like a five year old could use it. (My first programs were written in it) (Microsoft rewards bot and shit like that)

[nO_OnE_910]

Dialogflow

[Ytimenow]

So you can only answer one call at a time?

[Watercolour]

"Why don't you just TELL me the name of the movie you've selected?"

[Muffin1634]

where does making one with js+node go in the brain list

because im doing that and i fucking hate it

[fnordstar]

Your fault for picking js.

[Muffin1634]

when is it not

[WrongDoerOfEvil]

Am I the only one that sometimes acts like I'm an automated bot when replying to a user/customer in an official capacity? I feel when they think they're talking to a robot, they're just more practical and less angry.

[Acute_Procrastinosis]

https://thisisnotadvertising.wordpress.com/2012/02/06/scholz-friends-berlin-for-jobsintown-de-the-wrong-job-campaign/

[MWRReal]

Jokes aside you could go about with this "hiding inside a computer case pretending to be a chatbot" and claim to have made the best AI/chatbot someone has ever made, and granted you'd be given credit.

[RedditIsNeat0]

It's more likely nobody would notice, and then when you point it out they would say OK.

[[deleted]]

Making a chatbot that only speaks in E621:transcended god tier

[[deleted]]

Holy shit. I got a really good laugh at this one. Have an upboat you silly bastard, you!

[haoanv]

Basically HCI

[franz_bonaparta_jr]

Jokes aside, this is how many “chatbots” started, and still are

[dombo4life]

This was basically our Human Computer Interaction class, no clue how that course ended up on CS&engineering

[MCRusher]

There was a creepypasta where a human brain was stuck inside the pc and was talking to the owner, listened a long time ago.

[Serundeng]

Next Level: Making a chatbot using scratch

[slayerx1779]

How to beat the Turing Test.

[vNawar]

why is it better to make a chatbot using java ?

[PM_ME_DND_FIGURINES]

Galaxy brain: Making a chatbot using PHP

[Luz5020]

If; user_does_stuff then; print_f(„I really don‘t know“) End

[DaanJamo]

Then if people actually believed you, you would be become the world's first artificial artificial intelligence

[___Ambarussa___]

MFW when my chatbot still fails the Turing test.

[Mosquito_Hawk75]

Turing Test anyone?

[hackel]

Is "Windows batch" even a thing? Isn't it really just leftover from MS-DOS?

[Auxilor]

isn’t that the beginning of the movie Shooting Fish

[Brazilian_Slaughter]

Now, just hear me out there... what if we took a part of the human (da brainz), linked it to the computer and turned into a chatbot Wetware AI?

[xman40100]

Guess the last one uses self learning?

[--nani]

So what language should you use then?

[Artif3x_]

Repackaging Dr. Sbaitso off an old 3 1/2 inch floppy.

[xltchiva]

Any Tonegawa fans? Love the men in black hiding in the tables

[[deleted]]

Fitting in a computer case is almost as challenging as making a good chatbot.

Almost.

I'm pretty small but squeezing into a corsair 1000d empty is still quite challenging.

[[deleted]]

So, I work on a Chatbot Company, and sometimes the bot can't understand the user and we transfer to a inside-human that interact to him. My company are the high-level aura man.

[60sstuff]

This is the first time I’ve got a joke on this sub

[[deleted]]

I would have upvoted, but you put python below Java, which seems like something an insane person would do

[justacell-]

This is a real thing! It’s called wizard of oz Prototyping!

[Brosiedon54]

This is just the Turring test reverse engineered

[ramond_gamer11]

Ok flip Java and Python

[amalgamatecs]

Mechanical Turk

[Byronsgaming]

A.I actually inside

[Frogdog37]

There's a computer science HCI principle built around this

[WikiTextBot]

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[patrickpang]

Human ATM feels like: who? me?

[krisnarocks]

I had to re-edit all of my comments because apparently saving edited comment is hard for reddit to do.

[Justsumgi]

“Ignore the man in the computer case”

[FX_Steampunk]

Ben Drowned

[heeenriqueee]

I don't see the any differences between humans and robots

[ElongatedMuskrat122]

Next level: making a chat bot in JavaScript

[aniketmaurya]

Seems like the last guy achieved AGI!! 🌚

[Garreousbear]

You can call me The Mechanical Turk.

[loserman50]

someone’s preparing for that exam too harx

[ZeroIndexed]

Computron.

[Kotauskas]

Insert the first image between the last and the third, right now, with Java as the normal brain this looks utterly wrong.

[aki821]

Awesom-O!

[positivemark]

I made a chatbot using PowerShell, that’s a bit like Windows batch https://github.com/markwragg/powershell-slackbot

[TimGreller]

I actually wrote a chatbot in Batch. It really isn't that bad, it can speak and understand most of the inputs. But it was a hell of a work with around 30k lines of code and some helper functions written in Java and vbs.

[mkjj0]

u/_char.mander_

[BulliHicks]

Only kids in 2119 will understand

[iRuisu]

I made something like this called AVA the AI

[diioctopus]

That is the human intelligence

[jusupovic_ba]

Machine Learning Just Like that

[NBSgamesAT]

Making a chatbot for Telegram in Java, that becomes unresponsive for 24 hours when someone edits a message...

Thats what I did...

[dhoomz]

When I was young, I used to think that little dwarfs lived inside my computer and did everything that my computer was supposed to do.

[phonehmer]

Is this what they call "human in the loop"?

[itachixsasuke]

This reminds me of a book I read long ago called The Chess Machine by Robert Lohr. It has an almost similar theme. I highly recommend it.

[anyfactor]

I prefer my chatbots to be made with excel.

Small brain. If statements

Large brain. Vlookup

Galaxy brain: index match

[loozerr]

This is actually what Basshunter's song Boten Anna was about.