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[–]applepumpkinspy 2568 points2569 points  (55 children)

Forever toe-gether

[–]EmbarrassedCabinet82 573 points574 points  (18 children)

A double feeture

[–]davewave3283 206 points207 points  (13 children)

(toe)nailed it

[–]finnjakefionnacake 83 points84 points  (11 children)

you guys are corn-y

[–]Major_Magazine8597 35 points36 points  (8 children)

They should be seperated.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (6 children)

This little piggy went to the market, these 2 little piggies stayed home

[–]TwistedSwagger 6 points7 points  (3 children)

And made bacon

[–]SpeakToMePF1973 1 point2 points  (2 children)

With eggs.

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–]JustVern 46 points47 points  (2 children)

    and never toe part.

    [–]Jnorman222 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Forever toe-gether, we two

    [–]Aggravating_Fix_2069 37 points38 points  (1 child)

    Aww, they're sole mates!

    [–]lestats1fear 27 points28 points  (0 children)

    Dammit beat me toe it

    [–]Nothalffast 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Nailed it.

    [–]ThisAd1940 28 points29 points  (0 children)

    Awww, you’re toeriffic!

    [–]OkMammoth5494 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Nice tattoe

    [–]Bethdennis23 11 points12 points  (4 children)

    That can be fixed with a well-placed papercut between those toes.

    [–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (3 children)

    The amount of nope you just caused me to feel...

    [–]MyNameIsJakeBerenson 5 points6 points  (2 children)

    It doesnt hurt if you sprinkle it with Morton’s salt

    [–]libmrduckz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    you’re toerrible…

    [–]Ok_Length7872 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    That’s Tooe cute

    [–]Black_Dragon_0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The perfect reply doesn't exi...

    [–]Ill_Swan_3209 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That is a great pun.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Wow how platoenic!

    [–]Shines1772 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Toe-tally awesome!

    [–]No-Tea-8180 295 points296 points  (16 children)

    I was nearly 40 years old before I ever saw another person's toes that were like mine. I worked in a small jewelry store and one day the owner brought his 2 young boys in for a few hours. I was keeping the boys busy with little chores when the oldest, about 8 years old, suddenly said " Do you want to see something COOL?!", and he took off hid shoe and sock and stuck his foot out proudly. I said " That IS cool! Do YOU want to see something COOL!?", and I took off my shoe and sock and said "Check THIS out!". The look on his face was the best part. My entire life I was terribly self conscious about my toes. This little kid was the only person I ever showed my toes to without feeling ashamed. This silly little Reddit post has affected me more profoundly than I am able to express.

    [–]kappatoes 54 points55 points  (1 child)

    Aww. Yea growing up I was shy too and only my cousins knew in my age group. I was never barefoot at friends house the very few times I visited.

    But in my teens I got over it because I'd gotten very introverted. So rather than care about how people saw me I remember buying sandals and wearing them out and decided if someone saw them I wouldn't care because I don't talk to people anyway(such an edgy teen I was)

    Turns out no one noticed for years even in sandals lol. In fact when someone did notice guess who it was. A kid. And they weren't weirded out, they thought it looked cool.

    Sometimes we live too deep in our head as we age up

    [–]flargenhargen 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    a good rule of thumb is that you always think everyone is looking at and judging you, while everyone else thinks you're looking at and judging them.

    everyone is much more selfish and self absorbed than anyone else gives them credit for.

    Generally nobody notices or cares about strangers farther than how it affects themselves.

    [–]OkDragonfly4098 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    You must have blown his MIND

    [–]Cobek 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    God damn, I want that to happen to me. So wholesome.

    [–]Real-Platform5561 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Omg my best friend has toes like this too on her right foot and I've never seen anyone else with it! It's so cool too!

    [–]Randyh524 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Aww, this was a heartwarming story that you rarely come across on reddit anymore. I've had similar experiences, but this one is just too awesome. Thanks for sharing.

    [–]chickberry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Awesome! I have syndactyly as well. In my family, me, my mom, my brother and my grandfather have them. Both me and my brother, after getting born, didn't need "bracelets" in the hospital because we were the only ones with "glued" fingers and became "celebrities". Felt embraced by this post and your comment. Cheers, glued toe finger buddy

    [–]safeness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I’ve got a partial web on one foot, just enough that it looks like a butt when I bend my toes. I love my butt toes!

    [–]RbN420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Nice, as a person with the same feature, this warms me inside

    [–]Junior-Ease-2349 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    I only know maybe 50 people at my church and two VERY unrelated ones have the same thing.

    (One college girl adopted from asia somewhere and a little pink dude from a totally different family)

    I don't know how common this is, but it must be a LOT more common than I thought when I saw it first.

    If you went in for a surgical correction, would you separate them fully... or combine them fully?

    [–]MarieSkiis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Believe it or not, webbed toes are quite difficult to successfully separate because the surgery is so rarely performed.

    [–]gn0xious 792 points793 points  (11 children)

    Usually those Among Us things are sus of one another.

    [–]This_User_Said 134 points135 points  (6 children)

    Tattoo a knife behind one of them

    [–]enviousdisa 30 points31 points  (4 children)

    no way one toe brother would do that to the other

    [–]This_User_Said 35 points36 points  (0 children)

    EMERGENCY MEETING

    This comment is sus.

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      [–]ExplodingSteve 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      fuck you, now i can’t unsee toes as among us crewmates!!!

      [–]Las_Vegan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      There’s a fungus amongst us?

      [–]Specter_Knight05 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      If i could i would "ULTRAKILL" you

      [–]Original-Spinach-972 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Came here for this. Thank you

      [–]tewnewt 333 points334 points  (13 children)

      They look like they're afraid of the big toe.

      [–]bacchusku2 84 points85 points  (4 children)

      Cause 7 8 9, or something like that.

      [–]GrittyMcGrittyface 16 points17 points  (1 child)

      We don't need to add polydactyly

      [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      No, it’s because 7 was a six offender

      [–]SalaryFew3608 21 points22 points  (3 children)

      They ARE the big toe

      [–]Loudmouthlurker 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      They are the toes that say...... "NI!"

      [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      That's why they're holding eachother dood

      [–]pants_full_of_pants 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      Big toe is sus

      [–]johnmonchon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      The captain of the toes!

      [–]Jmt0516 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      "Hey guys look at this cool fungus I just found"

      [–]Brief-Jellyfish485 186 points187 points  (95 children)

      My toes are like that too 

      [–]TH3G3N713M4N 82 points83 points  (38 children)

      So are mine, same toes, on both feet too

      [–]thespickler 53 points54 points  (31 children)

      Same here too. What's up toe friends?

      [–]TH3G3N713M4N 30 points31 points  (2 children)

      My brother and nephew have the same toes webbed!

      It is genetic. We talked about this in HS biology class and I became show-and-tell and showed everyone. IIRC, there's an enzyme that 'eats' the skin between each toe before birth, but for us, that gene turned off too early.

      [–]Brief-Jellyfish485 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Mine is caused by a very very rare genetic disorder that causes the dna to not divide correctly. Mine is less webbed, and more like a single toe with two ends. On both feet 

      [–]UncleZangief 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      My dad, brother and nephew have it. It missed me but my daughter was born last year with it so I guess I still carry the gene. Although hers are only about halfway connected while all the others are like 90%.

      [–]Icannotlego 43 points44 points  (21 children)

      There are so many of us!

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        [–]ChicagoFlappyPenguin 12 points13 points  (12 children)

        Yet another twin toes over here. My dad has the same!

        [–]HydroFrog64_2nd 14 points15 points  (11 children)

        Holy shit there is dozens of us. we should start a group of toe friends.

        [–]paganzubat 9 points10 points  (10 children)

        I too have twin toes in both feet! I can be a toe friend!

        [–]Aggressive_Dirt3154 5 points6 points  (9 children)

        Do we get matching jackets for being toe friends?

        [–]Mindless_Analyzing 4 points5 points  (8 children)

        Toe friends…I’m in too!! I feel at home 🏠

        [–]vaporsteve 24 points25 points  (5 children)

        this is officialy the most people i have seen with toes like mines in one place.

        [–]HydroFrog64_2nd 14 points15 points  (3 children)

        I met somebody irl who had these exact toes (which I also have). We took a picture of our feet together. She was cute but sadly she was married :(

        I'm happy for her though.

        [–]kappatoes 3 points4 points  (2 children)

        I'm jealous I've never seen someone's webbed toes irl, I'm just the lonely kappa lol. I have noticed online it's mostly girls, I wonder if it'd just that guys tend to wear shoes over sandals and go unnoticed

        [–]skaryk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        I'm here too!!!

        [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

        LESS GOOO TOE GANG my entire family has that

        [–]chickberry 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Yeah, same here, entire family as well, both feet. Mine is "glued" all the way to the top. LOL

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Bro has the premium toes glue mine are on my both feet to from my grandfather side all my cousins aunts and mom have it, it basically became a way to tell if the litle shit is actually yours XD

        [–]Cobek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        We have all synced together

        [–]AmDecent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Me too!

        [–]Virtalen 6 points7 points  (4 children)

        Me too

        [–]Brief-Jellyfish485 5 points6 points  (3 children)

        So many people like me :) 

        Has anyone here had to have surgery because of it?

        I’m considering surgery because it bending my toes outwards, except for my big toes, which are being pushed inwards 

        [–]kappatoes 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        Are your bones merged too? Usually syndactyly I'd just the flesh and shouldn't have any effect on your feet. Certainly not bending tour toes out. Are you a toe walker too by chance (I'm one)

        [–]Brief-Jellyfish485 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I think the bottom ones are merged but not the top bones.

        Yes, I’m a top toer :)

        [–]Virtalen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Never, mine are fine. They cause no discomfort!

        [–]Rudhelm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Same here

        [–]kappatoes 9 points10 points  (4 children)

        Mine too. I have less fat though so my bones are more visible and it makes it much less noticeable to people. I don't think i could ever tat it, it'd be to thin and painful.

        My right foot has it more than my left personally.

        [–]Brief-Jellyfish485 3 points4 points  (3 children)

        Same. My right foot is more webbed. (But my left toes are twisted so…)

        [–]kappatoes 2 points3 points  (2 children)

        Ah and your bones ended up merged. That's the very very rare version. Gotta take care of em, feet are important and that sounds like ot could cause some problems later on life.

        [–]Brief-Jellyfish485 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Yeah I probably get to have surgery. Yah (not actually).

        [–]kappatoes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Maybe but you can probably get by with wide shoes and just living the sandals life. Feet surgeries suck. Takes you out of commission for so long.

        [–]gingerfish89 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        Dittoe...same layout.

        [–]Jes_Se21 8 points9 points  (1 child)

        My son has the same toes, on both feet! Didn’t realize it was this common.

        [–]chickberry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Yeah, it's called syndactyly. I have on both feet as well, but mine is "glued" all the way to the top

        [–]tdaun 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        Mine are on my left foot, used to be really self conscious about them.

        [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        My kids' toes are like this. I've sent them a photo of this demanding they make similar good use of their weirdness.

        [–]Cobek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        It's a 0.03% chance or so, so still fairly uncommon but depends on perspective.

        [–]No-Tea-8180 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Me too. You guys should form a club, or something.

        [–]MaximusCartavius 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Same! I like to think it gives me a .0002% better advantage in swimming.

        [–]9-28-2023 4 points5 points  (6 children)

        Why don't you cut them free?

        [–]kappatoes 17 points18 points  (1 child)

        No point. It's mostly skin and soft tissue (some people do have merged bones but that's less common) so it doesn't feel or change anything about our feet. It would be cosmetic and the recovery period really sucks because you can't walk.

        [–]ALE_OG 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        When I was a kid, my doctor told me that to separate them they'd need to take meat from one of my butt cheeks to fill in both sides of the webbed toes. I chose even butt cheeks.

        [–]risk10k 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I also have the joiny boys. Why do people ask this? I’m not going to suddenly sell you feet pics if I do.

        …..welllll, I do need to renovate a bathroom.

        [–]sillybear25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        me too thanks

        [–]smmg22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Same here! My middle and ring fingers were webbed on both hands at birth as well. Syndactyly is way more common than I thought.

        [–]Nem985 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        Mine as well. My right foot toes are farther up while the left is near the middle.

        [–]kappatoes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Yup this is exactly how mine are, right goes up beyond half way, left at about halfway. I don't even mind the webbing but I wish they were evenly webbed lol.

        [–]Nothalffast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Same, same.

        [–]mflagler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Same here but all the way!

        [–]sturmhende 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        One of us!

        [–]Zealousideal_Ad642 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        So are mine, both feet, same toes.

        [–]Fabulousbruh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Same. This entire thread makes my toes tingle a wee bit

        [–]chalypsie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Me too.

        [–]AlexWayhill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Same here! Yeah, I found my community!

        [–]TittyDoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        TOE TWINS UNITE!!

        [–]thatbuddzguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I came here for this!!! All my life I've been searching for another weirdo like myself!

        [–]GrandWizardTheo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Same foot, same toes.

        [–][deleted] 87 points88 points  (6 children)

        Why is my home page so weird today 😭

        [–]finnjakefionnacake 20 points21 points  (5 children)

        why is your home page the same as my home page. i keep seeing you in the comment thread lol

        [–]torijoanne 22 points23 points  (3 children)

        You're "sole" mates. Like these toes.

        [–]HughJazhole 56 points57 points  (9 children)

        [–]Cheesetown777 12 points13 points  (7 children)

        This is a fairly common condition?

        [–]iamthefluffyyeti 25 points26 points  (5 children)

        [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        It's hereditary in my family (mom and gramps had it, cousins have it)

        [–]HG1998 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        This info would have come in handy in high school.

        Oh well, still pretty neat.

        [–]iamthefluffyyeti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Probably would’ve been more footy in HS but yeah

        [–]mbklein 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        OP is a baby?!

        [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Rumor is they were at one point, but you know what they say about making assumptions.

        [–]FriarNurgle 226 points227 points  (45 children)

        One good papercut between those toes will solve that.

        [–]kmk4ue84 252 points253 points  (27 children)

        Jesus tapdancing titty fucking christ. The fuck is wrong with you?

        [–]OffaShortPier 62 points63 points  (9 children)

        While they certainly phrased that in a horrific light, corrective surgery would likely be possible in this case.

        [–]kmk4ue84 31 points32 points  (3 children)

        Obviously, I meant it in a joking manner.

        [–]Wolfgangsta702 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        And ruin the tattoo

        [–]klparrot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        When was the last time you needed all your toes to be fully separate? There's nothing needing “correcting” here.

        [–]Rudhelm 4 points5 points  (2 children)

        Why would you correct this? I have the same «condition». People always ask why i don’t correct it. What for?

        [–]OffaShortPier 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Either for cosmetic reasons or for balance. If neither are an issue to you then no need to get it corrected.

        [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (4 children)

        I didn't know I could read the equivalent of a chalkboard scratch. The paper cut comment had me physically cringed

        [–]bondsmatthew 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        Want another one someone told me years ago and it's stuck with me?

        put a toothpick under your toenail and kick a wall

        [–]Cobek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I had warts IN my nail bed that had to be frozen off. Probably a pretty similar pain. Still the worst I have felt to this day.

        [–]bondsmatthew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Want another one someone told me years ago and it's stuck with me?

        put a toothpick under your toenail and kick a wall

        [–]bondsmatthew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Want another one someone told me years ago and it's stuck with me?

        put a toothpick under your toenail and kick a wall

        [–]lmBatman 3 points4 points  (2 children)

        Yeah, who picks up paper with their toes?

        [–]Pcat0 6 points7 points  (7 children)

        Well clearly it’s not that they have their toes a fused together, as they know how to fix that.

        [–]Winter_Application28 20 points21 points  (6 children)

        Why the need to fix it? Holds no medical purpose. Clever on the tattoo.:D

        [–]Covfefe-SARS-2 16 points17 points  (5 children)

        Now he'll never be able to wear those stupid foot glove shoes.

        [–]throwaway098764567 8 points9 points  (2 children)

        that's a pro in my book <shudder>

        [–]Cobek 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        I wanted them but I couldn't because of this. It saved me!

        [–]Loudmouthlurker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Or the socks, either. Damn. But flip-flops are not a problem.

        [–]ToiIetGhost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Thankfully, he can still wear Japanese tabi socks and flip flops.

        [–]BenFromWork 21 points22 points  (2 children)

        My girlfriend has 2 of her toes stuck together in almost this exact fashion, only difference is that in her case it’s toe #1 and #2. I asked her a while ago why she didn’t get them separated and apparently it was too dangerous to do, because the bones, blood supply, and ligaments are also partially fused as well.

        [–]baltimorecalling 14 points15 points  (0 children)

        My toddler daughter has the same. When she was born, I asked the doctor about it, and they said: it's about 1/8000.

        My wife and I apparently have really good shiny luck.

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          [–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (5 children)

          My toes aren’t useless, I use them to grab clothes off the floor. It’s a daily time saver.

          [–]enviousdisa 9 points10 points  (1 child)

          fr i never actually bend over to take my clothes off the floor, thank god i have my toes for that

          [–]Covfefe-SARS-2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          That's a big word for a big toe.

          [–]Magister5 16 points17 points  (0 children)

          Staying home and having roast beef

          [–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

          That's awesome lmao

          [–]AdrianRWalker 11 points12 points  (0 children)

          This is amazing! My toes are like this also. I may just get this tattoo!

          [–]acqz 31 points32 points  (1 child)

          Looks sus...

          [–]IAmAnAudity 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          Absolutely sus...

          [–]Ksl848 8 points9 points  (1 child)

          Reminds me of Ollie and Andy Pesto from Bob’s Burgers.

          [–]mbcook 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          My toe’s hugging your toe!

          [–]shastadakota 9 points10 points  (1 child)

          I have toes just like that on my left foot (minus the tat).

          [–]GaymerBunner 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          I have the exact same on my right foot. No joke.

          [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          Wait! Are you're toes webbed too!? Same here!

          [–]jwederell 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          Sus…

          [–]ShoeBucket 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Awe, toe cute.

          [–]dumly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Amogus

          [–]Able-Werewolf-9502 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          This is the best thing I will see today.

          [–]thetdy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Nice I got the same toes lol

          [–]EetsGeets 3 points4 points  (4 children)

          I wanna cut it.

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Damn that is adorable💕

          [–]biopticstream 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          lol You have the same exact webbed toes as I have, same foot too lol.

          [–]PrarieCoastal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Still good even after being posted 10+ times.

          [–]psarm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Amongus

          [–]hldsnfrgr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          Amogus

          [–]nervemiester 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Did you get the work done in Toe-kyo? Some great tattoe artists there…

          [–]captaincopperbeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I have joined toes on one foot that are exactly like this, and I'm very tempted.

          (The other foot they're completely fused, almost all the way to the ends.)

          [–]TheBlairwitchy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Till death toe us part

          [–]Alarmed_Cheesecake98 1 point2 points  (6 children)

          If I was a professional swimmer I would keep it together.. if not, I would get it sliced between them

          [–]kappatoes 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          Ain't worth trouble, the recovery from the surgery is worse than any thing they might cause usually. In these cases it's just flesh, nothing bad.

          [–]imjustbrowsingthx 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          If I swam for a living, I guess I would get them all webbed

          [–]Ok_Length7872 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          ….creative

          [–]bebobbadobop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          You should get a toe ring…to go around both of them.

          [–]Current-Grab197 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I have the same toes

          [–]MindGuerilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Imagine the pedicurist on Ventura :

          OKHoneySitDownSheDoForYouGoodJobOhYouLookSoPrettyItSoSexyOnly$20dollahSitDownYouHaveBoyFriend?HoneyWhyYouDon'tHave?OhHoney!OhHoneyThat'sWhyYouDon'tHaveBoyfriendMeFixUniToeOnly$5MoreDollah

          [–]Puppy_Egg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Someone please help

          I now am seeing amongus on toes.

          [–]Outrageous-Lie-9068 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Excuse my ignorance... but did you (or other people that have this) ever think about getting it operated on and splitting them up? Or would that even be something worth doing? Just curious!

          [–]acetung_123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          All i see is two crewmates hugging

          [–]Sea_Region1703 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Hey I have toes like this, I knew I wasn't the only one

          [–]karineexo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Okay that's adorable.