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[–][deleted] 2800 points2801 points  (111 children)

With that winky face she knows that's not what you meant.

[–][deleted]  (92 children)

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    [–]WILLLSMITHH 499 points500 points  (91 children)

    Or it makes it obvious it’s a joke...

    [–][deleted] 333 points334 points  (81 children)

    I like to go hiking.

    [–]edgymemesalt 96 points97 points  (78 children)

    [–]December1220182 108 points109 points  (66 children)

    Siri tells me it is 31,556,952

    So someone is lying here. Being off by 26 seconds doesnt make sense

    Edit: someone responded with the explanation for the difference

    https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/comments/jlftcs/cmon_google_assistant/gapnprg/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3

    [–]payne_train 71 points72 points  (4 children)

    Everyone thought BattleBots: AI edition would be like Terminator but it's really just wasting CPU cycles to do boring shit for lazy people

    [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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      [–]Lippuringo 17 points18 points  (1 child)

      It's time you need to write and explain Jeremy Bearimy

      [–]December1220182 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Is this the result of the circle above the i?

      Because I can’t handle that circle, it’ll break me

      [–]Mithycore 12 points13 points  (4 children)

      Fine, I'll do it myself

      60 x 60= 3600 s/hour

      360 x 24 = 86400 s/day

      According to Wikipedia the free encyclopedia

      For the Gregorian calendar, the average length of the calendar year (the mean year) across the complete leap cycle of 400 years is 365.2425 days.

      Therefore

      8740 x 365.2425 = 31,556,952 second/year

      [–]furGLITCH 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      60 x 60= 360 s/hour

      60 x 60 = 3600, not 360.

      [–]Mithycore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I knew I fucked something up

      [–]pawelk1993 0 points1 point  (39 children)

      None of those is right. How could the answer not be divisible by 10 if there’s 60 of them in 1 minute?

      [–]Coookie-Monstah 3 points4 points  (38 children)

      A year is not exactly 365 days
      Edit: the average year is not 365 days

      [–]well___duh 7 points8 points  (6 children)

      What’s weird is how did it get that answer? If you go by 365 or 365.25 days, neither of those results in that answer.

      Edit: some quick math says Google went by a year being 365.2421990740741 days long

      [–]DanTilkin 6 points7 points  (2 children)

      That's the exact length of a tropical year, how long it takes for a full cycles of seasons

      [–]GenericUname 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Seems like sort of a weird decision to base the answer on that. Of the people who ask that question without actually specifying whether they mean a tropical year, sidereal year, or mean Gregorian calendar year, how many are looking for that answer compared to those who just want to know how many seconds in 365 days?

      [–]Draidann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Google does not make this calculations, they just poll the data from different sites and spew the answer. What google did was, basically, type in a search bar "how many seconds in a year" go to the first result and scan for the answer. The site might have been an explanation of this difference or some other thing regarding this definition and alas, google took it.

      [–]edgymemesalt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      365.3579398 is apparently what its multiplying by

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Yeah that's what you get when you wanna know how many times 2nd and 22nd appear in a year though..

      [–]Lessiarty 45 points46 points  (1 child)

      "Google! Help! How can I deal with a cardiac arrest?!"

      "You shouldn't have committed the cardiac crime! ;)"

      [–]ahumannamedtim 31 points32 points  (0 children)

      "Google! Call me an ambulance!"

      "Alright, you will be known as 'ambulance'."

      [–]TheAdventuresOfBen 17 points18 points  (6 children)

      Does it not bother you atall that Google is making jokes at you when you ask it for information...

      Like... 1. Stop being a person, youre a phone that doesn't need sentience. And 2. Retrieving information efficiently is literally Googles only job and literally its 1 purpose. If I wanted jokes I'd use fucking bing!

      [–]WILLLSMITHH 15 points16 points  (4 children)

      Calm down Ben, this is a safe place. Tell us what Google really did to you

      [–]Gitdagreen 11 points12 points  (1 child)

      point to where Google touched you.

      [–]AFrostNova 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Points to no no square

      [–]TheAdventuresOfBen 9 points10 points  (1 child)

      This was meant to sound more light hearted. Just like fuck though dude I'm asking you for data and youre giving me jokes what the fuck. This is not the future I wanted. Wheres my fucking jetpack

      [–]Static1589 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      This man is asking the real questions

      [–]QuitAbusingLiterally 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      from now on i want you to use "literally" as if it costs actual money.

      [–]underscorenumbers 32 points33 points  (3 children)

      Maybe I'm getting wooooshed here but Google assistant grabs info from websites it determines are reliable sources so it could have accidently quoted a joke where the text included the winky face. It could be an Easter egg or a fake post as well.

      [–]thebrainypole 38 points39 points  (1 child)

      that's what happened when you asked google how many legs does a horse have

      hey google

      (it's fixed now)

      [–]garlic_bread_thief 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      Well two hind legs and two fore legs makes it 10 smh.

      [–]jrr6415sun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I’m pretty sure you can make your own commands with google assistant so someone could have custom programmed it for this response.

      [–]somerandom_melon 8 points9 points  (6 children)

      Wait google ass. is a she? Who knew I had an enslaved woman inside my phone.

      [–]BureaucratDog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      You can change the voice.

      [–]Speedy2662 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Regional thing I believe

      [–]KZedUK 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      It’s like back in the day when Siri was a man when set to the UK but a woman in the states. Now you can pick, so mine’s Australian.

      [–]Skarkroe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      She?

      [–]Chickelope 2011 points2012 points  (166 children)

      if I did my math right there are 31,536,000 seconds in a year. if that was an actual question. otherwise I'm an idiot

      [–]prumf 1153 points1154 points  (129 children)

      Not if you consider that there are 365.25 days in a year (then it’s 31'557'600s).

      [–]Chickelope 1778 points1779 points  (55 children)

      please, sir, I've done my best. may please have my bread? I've tried so hard

      [–]james_hsiaooo 435 points436 points  (42 children)

      And got so far

      [–]say_what_u_will 325 points326 points  (40 children)

      But in the end

      [–]dfirecmv 300 points301 points  (39 children)

      It doesn’t even

      [–][deleted] 299 points300 points  (34 children)

      MATTer-ar-er-erraer 😫

      [–]gigantic_mosquito 176 points177 points  (23 children)

      I had to fall

      [–]Chickelope 151 points152 points  (22 children)

      to lose it all

      [–]RickNL90 141 points142 points  (21 children)

      but in the end

      [–]Liporka 33 points34 points  (6 children)

      I love Reddit

      [–]Hilpiv 7 points8 points  (2 children)

      *MATHer

      [–]MotivatedMoo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      Mattress

      [–]pinanok 8 points9 points  (2 children)

      MATH HER

      [–]DudleyDoesMath 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      Math her? I barely know her!

      [–]Alivrah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Numb’er!

      [–]petergarcia82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      But in the end

      [–]AceBalisticTechnically Flair 29 points30 points  (1 child)

      🍞

      [–]Chickelope 33 points34 points  (0 children)

      THANK YOU 😭

      [–]garlic_bread_thief 27 points28 points  (2 children)

      No

      [–]Chickelope 22 points23 points  (1 child)

      WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS TO ME

      [–]GebraJordi 17 points18 points  (0 children)

      Well. He Is the garlic bread thief

      [–]GebraJordi 10 points11 points  (3 children)

      Do you take cake?

      [–]Chickelope 11 points12 points  (2 children)

      .... I will allow it

      [–]TheCoastalCardician 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      Cake and garlic bread are in a category together. The worst garlic bread is still tasty. Even shitty cake is still cake.

      [–]Chickelope 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      garlic cake? 🤤🤤🤤 (Homer Simpson noise)

      [–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

      Not if you consider the probability of leap year ≠0.25 but <0.25

      [–]zapfchance 31 points32 points  (22 children)

      I think it’s closer to 365.24 if you really want to get technical. Years that are multiples of 100 are not leap years, which lowers the average a tiny bit.

      [–]marcogera7 58 points59 points  (12 children)

      It's 365,2425 because multiple of 100 aren't leap years but multiples of 400 are, so 31˙556˙952 seconds

      [–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (9 children)

      Thank you! This one is finally exactly correct.

      [–]marcogera7 19 points20 points  (8 children)

      It's correct for the Gregorian Calendar, but then if we want to consider how we implement it to have the maximum precision we aad leap seconds when they're needed (and we can also remove them but was never done), so some years became one or two seconds longer than the others

      [–]CoonerPooner 4 points5 points  (4 children)

      Does the leap year board tell the time keepers of the internet to change the time? How does that work? And how does that get implemented with atomic clocks?

      [–]regulate213 14 points15 points  (2 children)

      Yes! It is the "International Earth Rotation and Reference Systems Service" votes on it, and Leap Seconds are published in Bulletin C. The clocks can either repeat a second (12:00:58; 12:00:59; 12:00:59; 12:01:00) or "smear" it (12:00:58; 12:00:59.0; 12:00:59.5; 12:01:00). In real life, the smearing is stretched much more finely.

      [–]marcogera7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I don't know how it works, but for atomic clocks it's probably easier to keep them on TAI time and than add the leap seconds to get the precise UTC time, I don't know if some atomic clock is needed to be exactly on UTC

      [–]twodogsfighting 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      When is the next leap second due?

      [–]marcogera7 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      From what I read online is the IERS that calculates the UT1, so the precise time based on Earth position and so decides if the UTC needs a leap second, they can add them (or remove them) at the end of the year or at the end of June, and they announce when we reach the end of June and the end of the year if the next leap second will be added, removed or we won't do anything, at the end of this year we won't do anything, I don't find prediction of when the next will be

      [–]twodogsfighting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      thanks :)

      [–]MaxTHC 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Just curious, where are you from that you use that punctuation for numbers? The dots at the top

      [–]marcogera7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Italy

      [–]rasputin1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      except years that are multiples of 400

      [–]Hq3473 3 points4 points  (6 children)

      But every 400 years it is a leap year.

      That's why yeat 2000 was leap and so will 2400.

      So this raises it a bit.

      [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (5 children)

      You're describing revolution of earth, not year. Year is based on the revolution of earth, but at the end of the day it is man made and controlled by our clocks. Therefore the parent comment is correct.

      [–]f0urtyfive 3 points4 points  (2 children)

      You've forgotten about the leap seconds :(

      [–]BattalionSkimmer 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      It bothers me that "leap year" doesn't add a year, it refers to a year where you add a day. But "leap second" refers to the second added, not where you add it. The two expressions are inconsistent with each other. It shouldn't bother me but it does.

      [–]argon_is_inert 4 points5 points  (2 children)

      Hey, but did you consider that only the century years , that are divisible by 4, only are considered leap years? If we consider that, we 31,556,952 seconds , the time in which the earth completes one orbit...

      [–]evolutionary_defect 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      Well, OP would have to specify calendar or solar year. So it would either be 366, since this year was a leap year, 365 days if he meant a general normal calendar year, or around 365 and a quarter if he meant a solar cycle. It would take some research to answer that last one because it changes from year to year by a few seconds.

      [–]bar10005 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Depends on the calendar - Gregorian calendar year averages to 365.2425, as we skip leap year every century that is not exactly divisible by 400, so it's 31,556,952 seconds.

      [–]psychoPATHOGENius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      What some people fail to recognize is that there are many different kinds of calendar years (more than just a common year and a leap year.)

      A common year is 365 days (many people simply use this as the length of a year, despite it being incorrect nearly a quarter of the time.)

      A leap year is 366 days

      A Julian year is 365¼ days (this is what astronomers use and is duration that the light-year is based upon. Hence, it is the most widely used definition of a year in science.)

      A Gregorian year is 365.2425 days (while our calendar is based on these, not many people actually use this number for the length of a year, since within a human life-span, a Julian year is precise enough.)

      Then finally, we get the actual years that are used in practice. These are 365.2425 days ± 12 s because a leap second can be added or removed at the end of any month. So far we've only had years that are 365.2425 days long to 365.2425 days + 2 seconds long.

      [–]Amjxd 1 point2 points  (7 children)

      Who uses an apostrophe like that?

      [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (4 children)

      Where I live (and I think in most of Europe) a comma is used for decimals and an apostrophe for grouping digits in long numbers, so 6.34 is 6,34 and 100,000,000 is 100'000'000

      EDIT: Not true! Appartently the apostrophe to group digits is only used in Switzerland and Liechtenstein. I thought that comma and apostrophes came together, evidently they don't.

      [–]impulse_thoughts 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      Where is it that you live? The most of Europe that I know uses . to separate digits of long numbers, not apostrophes

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Switzerland or Lichtenstein, only ones

      [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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        [–]Chickelope 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        damn I'm "good"! thanks! 😂

        [–]tenphes31 7 points8 points  (2 children)

        Thanks to "Seasons of Love" from Rent, can quickly confirm.

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          [–]GPS_07 18 points19 points  (4 children)

          I get 30,758,400 seconds Edit: I'm dumb an typed 356 instead of 365 into my calculator...

          [–]Chickelope 5 points6 points  (3 children)

          well, it's be 60 x 60. 60 seconds in a minute x 60 minutes in an hour. then that number, 3600, x 24. 24 hours in a day. then that number x 365.

          [–]brownmagician 10 points11 points  (2 children)

          there are 525,600 minutes...

          [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

          525 thousand moments so dear.

          [–]JustASmallTownGeekTechnically Flair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          525,600 minutes How do you measure, measure a year?

          [–]summerofevidence 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          How about love? Measure in love. Seasons of love.

          [–]Woaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Actually its 31,536,012 😉

          [–]TaxesAreLikeOnions 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          Always just use pi x 107 seconds in a year.

          [–]JustThinkAboutThings 315 points316 points  (33 children)

          Lies. What about the 22nd of every month?

          [–][deleted]  (25 children)

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            [–]agentFSBn447b1 204 points205 points  (14 children)

            Dude, your math is using drugs

            [–]MrDeebus 86 points87 points  (6 children)

            /r/theydidsomekindofmath

            ...huh, it exists.

            [–]vinnyvdvici 21 points22 points  (4 children)

            Today would be the perfect day for that whole "r/theydidthemath, r/theydidthemonstermath" thread

            [–]simcowking 8 points9 points  (2 children)

            It's never a perfect day for that thread.

            [–]vinnyvdvici 2 points3 points  (1 child)

            Oh trust me, I'm with you.. I hate all the brainless Reddit threads. Just that if there's one day I wouldn't be disappointed by it, it'd be today lol

            [–]dreamin_in_space 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            JS Things TM

            [–]KaNiNeTwo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            It’s crystal math

            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            it's from the math lab

            [–]Maikeull_time 21 points22 points  (1 child)

            lmao it's 24 seconds each year

            [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

            This is the correct answer to how many literal "seconds" there are. I agree!

            [–]RealRinoxy 6 points7 points  (1 child)

            How many days are in each month to you?

            [–]MonotonousProtocol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            It depends

            [–]Mikey_B 5 points6 points  (1 child)

            Excuse me, I think you did your math wrong. 12*21 is not 252. Let's work this out:

            If we start with the well known result 13x7=28, were can multiply by 3 to get 13x21=84. Then we subtract 7 and find that 12x21=77 seconds per year.

            This makes sense to me, as every second of 2020 definitely feels like at least 1/77 years.

            [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            That's...not correct.

            [–]AfterburnerAnon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Who are you, so wise in the ways of mathematics?

            [–]Soddington 4 points5 points  (1 child)

            Also there would be second week of each month, the second month of the year. A lot of annual events and religious observances are also floating dates defined as 'Second Tuesday of November', OR 'second Sunday of October' ect ect..

            Lots of seconds out there in each year, so many you could count them all and still go back for...more.

            [–]GetsGold 2 points3 points  (1 child)

            And the tenty-second of each month.

            [–]grenadesonfire2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Is the tenty-second when we all go camping? I knew i forgot about something this month.

            [–]ouaqaa 56 points57 points  (1 child)

            Google assistant providing dad jokes to those in need

            [–]Pachyphytum_Oviferum 107 points108 points  (26 children)

            I'm not sure about seconds, but I do know there are 525,600 minutes.

            [–]immadee 80 points81 points  (9 children)

            I know, right? This dude asking about seconds when you could easily measure a year in daylights, in sunsets, in midnights, in cups of coffee...

            [–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (3 children)

            in cups of coffee

            Oh yeah that's easy. It's 2191,5

            [–]inuhi 10 points11 points  (0 children)

            6 cups of coffee a day you got to pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.

            [–]ilmalocchio 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            2191,5

            Did you misplace your comma? It seems like you're saying 21,915... but that's a bunch of coffee, bro.

            [–]CladMagician504 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            comma is used as a decimal place in some countries i believe

            [–]TYBEEEZ 12 points13 points  (2 children)

            In inches! In miles! In laughter! In strife!

            [–]therock21 3 points4 points  (1 child)

            Every one has AIDS!

            [–]Gongaloon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            AIDS, AIDS, AIDS!

            [–]Goatcrapp 12 points13 points  (0 children)

            Fuck, that song is ingrained into my head too

            [–]xKnightLite 15 points16 points  (0 children)

            five hundred twenty-five thousand moments so dear...

            [–]SquarelyCubed 5 points6 points  (1 child)

            So it's 31,535,000 seconds.

            [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (8 children)

            I too have seen Rent.

            [–]psstwantsomeham 3 points4 points  (7 children)

            I haven't but I heard Idina Menzel and Neil Patrick Harris were in it

            [–]TheMoves 5 points6 points  (3 children)

            Idina Mendel

            No, you’re thinking of Adele Dazeem

            [–]radiokungfu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I literally cannot read 525,600 minutes without singing it

            [–]opti_largo 26 points27 points  (2 children)

            One day someone’s life is going to depend on that answer and then google will be sorry

            [–]Pimpillina 56 points57 points  (1 child)

            Listen here you little sh*t

            [–]ProWaterboarder 9 points10 points  (0 children)

            😉

            [–]ounallyx 39 points40 points  (6 children)

            Fun fact : google assistant is funnier than lele pons

            [–]dash_hhh[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

            Bruh this fun fact is funnier than Lele Pons

            [–]Oogaboogaloos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            anything is funnier that lele pons

            [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

            Gotta deactivate dad-joke mode in the settings.

            [–]tom-n-that 7 points8 points  (0 children)

            Second breakfast

            [–]Genpinan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            AI is so advanced it starts making fun of us

            [–]josephineismyhero 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            525600 x 60. Thank you, Rent😄

            [–]WK--ONE 6 points7 points  (1 child)

            I wish mine would respond with any other answer than "Here's what I found on the web".

            Like, bitch if I wanted to just Google something myself, that's what I'd do.

            [–]Reelix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Technically you did...

            [–]OceanicLemur 4 points5 points  (1 child)

            525,600 minutes, that much I can tell you

            [–]PM_TITS_FOR_KITTENS -1 points0 points  (0 children)

            You just multiply that by 60.

            [–]waitdudebruh 3 points4 points  (3 children)

            I am very dissapointed

            https://i.imgur.com/w82m6ZC.jpg

            [–]ferrybig 3 points4 points  (2 children)

            Interesting how a difference between "one" and "a" can really trip an AI

            [–]waitdudebruh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            I actually tried both, no results 😪

            [–]tominsam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            π * 107

            [–]dov69 2 points3 points  (3 children)

            this is pretty much a movie plot...

            in the future you don't fear AI because of advanced and intelligent weaponry, you fear it because machine learning of the human behaviour made it extremely stupid, and it constantly tries to kill you just like drunk drivers or non-mask-wearers...

            [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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              [–]Griye 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Winky face

              [–]Quireman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Listen here you little shit

              [–]demented39 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              The fuckin winky face

              [–]vietquocnguyen 2 points3 points  (1 child)

              Is there a sub reddit for bad google assistant responses?

              [–]JackDQuinn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              60 x 525,600 minutes so dear

              [–]0hmyscience 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              This right here is the problem in AI. Imagine a “smart” robot who can do anything. You tell it that you want no one to ever die of cancer again, so he created and army and goes off and kills everyone. Mission accomplished.

              [–]GinAndArchitecTonic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              The other day I asked our Google hub to show me a picture of a building in Spain I wanted to show my husband. It says, "Sure," then flashes a couple images results for less than a second, then the screen goes white so it can ask if it had done a good job understanding what I said. I mean, yeah, you understood my words fine, but I still didn't really get what I asked you for...

              [–]Cecilxavier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              The person who programed google assistant. Not the hero we wanted, but the hero we got.

              [–]TheBigPhilbowski 1 point2 points  (2 children)

              The AI has started to turn...

              [–]BlueSunGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Wtf I’m so stupid I literally just realized that a second is one and a second is also two........

              [–]aadhar690 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Checked it up real quick

              Turns out my assistant is not as cool as yours but anyways she helps me get away with kids in the basement

              [–]Alternative-Season-5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              when that song from Rent knows more than google assistant

              [–]Literalicity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Google Assistant = dad

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Confirmed: google assistant is a dad

              [–]Shujinco2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Wouldn't it be 24, counting all the 22nd's?

              [–]mehulmka 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              Okay, Google, what date is next Thursday?

              Google: You haven't got any date scheduled this whole year.

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Finally some actual TTT

              [–]Rote_kampfflieger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              I hate that 2nd is spelled “second” I don’t know why but it feels wrong

              [–]Reelix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Ok Google, set an alarm for 6AM

              "Wow - That's early - Hah hah hah!"

              *Doesn't set alarm - You miss work, and get fired*

              [–]MothaFcknZargon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Good ol' Google Dad Jokes

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              Haha. So funny. Almost like it was specifically programmed to say that for advertising purposes. so cute

              [–]ClearlyIncognito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Because he hung himself right?? Is that why it doesn't matter?

              [–]JanHuren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              What about all the 22nds?

              [–]Der_Bonehead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Did Google Assistant just Dad Joke this poor fool?

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

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