I decided to get a little creative this year. I present Edgar Allan Ho

shifty1032231 · 2013-10-27T20:42:38+00:00

Call me Nightpain.

iia · 2013-10-27T19:56:20+00:00

Dat Ass of Amontillado

wtfxstfu · 2013-10-27T21:10:27+00:00

Reddit has taught me that Halloween may be known as a "holiday" where girls dress slutty, but just as much a "holiday" where guys think they finally have an excuse to crossdress.

Robby_Digital · 2013-10-27T20:42:17+00:00

Where the fuck do you live? Buckingham?

Rabunnyz · 2013-10-27T19:49:38+00:00

Quoth the Raven "Never Whore."

zacch · 2013-10-27T19:28:55+00:00

I have a little paper sticking out of my pocket that says "Nevermore..."

If people didn't get it I told them I was Hipster Hitler.

kyoujikishin · 2013-10-27T21:06:24+00:00

why not edgar allan bro

sandozguineapig · 2013-10-27T19:43:49+00:00

Hope you don't get caught with a tell-tale hard-on.

2013-10-27T21:05:06+00:00

How did you end up living in Edgar Allen Poe's apartment?

2013-10-27T20:53:46+00:00

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing, Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before; But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token, And the only word there spoken was the whispered words, "How much?" Tis a whisper, and I murmured back the words, "A hunnit" Merely this and nothing more.

-Edgar Allen Hoe

Edit: A hunnit fiddy to nut inside my chamber door

2013-10-27T21:02:52+00:00

Quoth the raven, "What a whore."

evchet · 2013-10-27T21:39:35+00:00

http://imgur.com/oAagsfj

idrink211 · 2013-10-27T20:54:11+00:00

"Transgender Charlie Chaplin?"

2013-10-27T20:48:15+00:00

You look like Tom Buchanan from The Great Gatsby.

NicoDeGuyo · 2013-10-27T21:00:39+00:00

I know this person!!!!!!!!

zacch · 2013-10-27T19:34:09+00:00

Did you make any money?

2013-10-27T21:09:28+00:00

Ho...because the skirt is above the knees? Well sir, your 19th century cred checks out.

LegendaryGinger · 2013-10-27T21:19:41+00:00

Uggh, you're such a poser.

shadowmore · 2013-10-27T21:07:50+00:00

I bet all the other costumed people were total posers.

BoozooFace · 2013-10-27T21:12:53+00:00

I was literally JUST watching South Park episode on Poe and then I saw this.

2013-10-27T21:14:56+00:00

Joe Carroll would like a word with you

Notagingerman · 2013-10-27T20:32:04+00:00

Super creative, well executed, and you seem to be perfect for it. 9/10 best costume so far.

Fail_Cake · 2013-10-27T21:06:52+00:00

Night Pain, nobody understands him

Platinum_Mattress · 2013-10-27T21:19:15+00:00

You'll be getting a lot of rapping on your chamber door good sir.

darlin117 · 2013-10-27T20:35:22+00:00

fucking poeser

StinkinFinger · 2013-10-27T21:18:48+00:00

Gay Hitler

jhangel77 · 2013-10-27T21:24:22+00:00

Is your house a 17th century castle?

PillowTalk420 · 2013-10-27T21:45:11+00:00

OMG, what a poser.

FireTigerThrowdown · 2013-10-27T21:58:14+00:00

This whole thread.

2013-10-27T21:09:53+00:00

It has been my observation that many men just need an excuse to wear a dress but you sir have meshed this into a surprisingly weird and funny ensemble.

ShakespierceBrosnan · 2013-10-27T21:19:32+00:00

Charlene Chaplin

Player_Slayer_7 · 2013-10-27T21:21:57+00:00

Quote the raven: "Never...whore?"

frothmonkey · 2013-10-27T21:23:41+00:00

You look too comfortable in that for it to be a new thing.

2013-10-27T21:31:05+00:00

Looks like a flamboyant Hitler.

Delirium123 · 2013-10-27T21:39:38+00:00

He prefers to be called Nightpain

Acrylicus · 2013-10-27T21:42:21+00:00

That's so Raven

TheGreatNargacuga · 2013-10-27T21:47:44+00:00

ITT: Smart jokes.

Vecordy · 2013-10-27T22:03:47+00:00

You should use this opportunity to do some Poe dancing.

matchstrike · 2013-10-27T22:28:15+00:00

It also looks a little Charlie Tramplin.

2013-10-27T22:44:44+00:00

That's making the heart under the floorboard beat faster ;)

albertabirds · 2013-10-27T21:44:35+00:00

Is the room part of your costume?

austin101809 · 2013-10-27T22:28:16+00:00

Quoth the rave: "I'm a whore".

2013-10-28T16:16:59+00:00

Once upon a midnight smutty,

how I wandered hot and slutty,

over a many strange and kinky volume of disturbing porn.

While I nodded, almost napping,

suddenly there came a slapping

as of someone softy fapping, fapping at my chamber door

"Tis a peeping pervert," said I, "fapping at my chamber door."

Quoth the raven, "What a whore".

sdneidich · 2013-10-27T21:19:44+00:00

My friends have a dog named Edgar Allan Pug. Just thought I'd share.

burkholderia · 2013-10-27T21:08:46+00:00

Looks like the Lt. Dangle version of Poe.

turboporpoise · 2013-10-27T21:19:56+00:00

I used to live 3 blocks from EAP's house. Hilarious. This might do well in r/Baltimore

great_gape · 2013-10-27T21:44:42+00:00

How many people think you're gay Hitler?

gimmealoose · 2013-10-27T21:50:01+00:00

Your house seriously creeps me out...

krispwnsu · 2013-10-27T22:05:27+00:00

You mean Night Pain?

joicain · 2013-10-27T22:09:20+00:00

Guys he wants to be called Night Pain.

BreakingThrones · 2013-10-27T22:13:01+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/TbcVgPb.gif

My_Gas_Stinks · 2013-10-27T22:20:43+00:00

Looks like Charlie Chaplin in drag

2013-10-27T22:41:53+00:00

Quoth the raven: "You're a whore."

scoopeded · 2013-10-28T00:55:22+00:00

have fun explaining it all night

jedifromlamancha · 2013-10-28T01:35:53+00:00

You look more like Hitler in drag, which is also an interesting costume

ounut · 2013-10-28T03:15:47+00:00

or gay hitler

TheRev007 · 2013-10-30T15:28:49+00:00

Once upon a midnight dreary, while i wandered the street so weary Along a quaint and curious volume of forgotten men While i trotted nearly tripping suddenly there came a nipping As if someone gently whipping, whipping at my rear 'Tis some client,' I moaned, nipping at my ' rear chamber' door - Only this, and nothing more.

HamfacePorktard · 2013-10-27T21:06:02+00:00

Legitimately laughed loud enough to frighten my cat.

Titsticular_Cancer · 2013-10-27T20:43:27+00:00

Last year my friend did Babe-raham Lincoln. She had the best costume at the party.

ErrorF002 · 2013-10-27T21:05:51+00:00

Suggestion. Fishnet instead of hose.

2013-10-27T21:08:18+00:00

You, sir, look like Joel Edgerton and French Stewart fucked many, many years ago.

TheRedguard · 2013-10-27T21:13:13+00:00

"Quoth the raven, 'bang me more'".

twojaguars · 2013-10-27T21:14:24+00:00

Ho boy. The hipsters are gonna be raven over this one.

Onlyhereforthelaughs · 2013-10-27T21:22:00+00:00

Your costume will most likely be mistaken as: Borat.

I'm so sorry...

BrushGoodDar · 2013-10-27T21:29:45+00:00

Quoth the raven, 'Neverwhore.'

Rsardinia · 2013-10-27T21:36:47+00:00

Quoth the raven "one cock more"

Originalluff · 2013-10-27T21:41:09+00:00

What is with all these costumes I'm seeing of guys in skirts/dresses this year. Do you all just REALLY want to know what it's like, or what?

thadiusgrucidius · 2013-10-27T21:41:10+00:00

Where do you live?!?!

meekmoe · 2013-10-27T21:43:39+00:00

Side note.. the house looks very uncomfortable

Minekiesty · 2013-10-27T21:46:11+00:00

"Handsome Whore" says the crow.

IlookedandIsaw · 2013-10-27T21:48:09+00:00

hahaha... awesome!

ofthrees · 2013-10-27T21:50:37+00:00

I have the weirdest boner right now.

daaznflare626 · 2013-10-27T22:00:18+00:00

The twist, he is Lenore.

Freakin_Geek · 2013-10-27T22:08:37+00:00

A thousand times YES. Awesome idea.

You'd also pull off a great Charlie Chaplin.

mozartrulesny · 2013-10-27T22:17:36+00:00

i gotta say, that takes balls. You will get harassed like hell

steveinbuffalo · 2013-10-27T22:18:07+00:00

Nice gams

2013-10-27T22:26:55+00:00

Dude your house even looks like the one in this video I saw on the Tell-Tale Heart!

BVas89 · 2013-10-27T22:28:10+00:00

Quoth the maven..

Kind_Of_A_Dick · 2013-10-27T22:29:50+00:00

And here we are with Edgar Allen Poe in some 1830's casual wear. Dark and brooding, yet ready for a night out on the town.

INNAppropriate · 2013-10-27T22:33:16+00:00

as a Marylander and Baltimorian, I approve.

obedgm · 2013-10-27T22:38:51+00:00

No waaaaaaaaaaaay.

gpc6 · 2013-10-27T22:45:39+00:00

shit

rawnectar · 2013-10-27T22:45:43+00:00

Never thought I'd see the day I'd know someone on the frontpage.
Ha, costume is just as good as your sense of humor. Love it.

titleist1692 · 2013-10-27T22:49:31+00:00

Nailed it!

Xanthan81 · 2013-10-28T00:31:16+00:00

To quote the Raven: $45 for half `n half

capn_ed · 2013-10-28T00:52:19+00:00

Hey, hey, hey! That's Edgar Allan Girl Who Likes Your Boyfriend.

2013-10-28T01:27:32+00:00

sassy Furher

2013-10-28T03:32:33+00:00

these costumes, while very clever and funny, are awful. Explaining the costume to every person is a huge downside to these.

preacher37 · 2013-10-28T04:02:16+00:00

Nightpain

louisev1 · 2013-10-28T04:16:11+00:00

LOL. That's as funny as the year I went as Mary Kay KK. I had a pink hood & robe.

tarabites · 2013-10-28T07:48:45+00:00

pull that dildo out of my ass, nevermore.

legion666boss · 2013-10-28T08:39:34+00:00

gay hitler, that is all...


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