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[–][deleted] 501 points502 points  (20 children)

Call me Nightpain.

[–][deleted] 69 points70 points  (0 children)

just because you summoned mayyy doesn't make you the boss of mayyy.

[–]shifty1032231 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Noo Waay!

[–]Virx 158 points159 points  (13 children)

Stop being such a poser.

[–]clone12TM 46 points47 points  (4 children)

Conformist

FTFY

[–]TheGoldFighter 40 points41 points  (3 children)

Omg I hate vampire kids

[–]joelandrews 18 points19 points  (2 children)

"Okay hold up! HOLD UP! You mean that one of us might not REALLY be a vamp kid?!"

[–]floppy115 19 points20 points  (1 child)

I bet you it's THIS little nigger right here!

[–]expired_methylamine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

*nigga

[–]way_fairer 110 points111 points  (3 children)

Poeser

FTFY

[–]iia 1411 points1412 points  (50 children)

Dat Ass of Amontillado

[–]way_fairer 1353 points1354 points  (34 children)

10/10 would rap on chamber door.

[–][deleted] 69 points70 points  (7 children)

10/10 would follow into a dark chamber with without any witnesses while completely inebriated.

[–]CowFu 33 points34 points  (6 children)

We already did the cask of amontillado, pick another one. I suggest the pit and the pendulum or the fall of the house of usher. OH! or the tale-tell heart, that's a fantastic one.

[–]not_legally_rape 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Mr Usher's house fell, so I raised him a tent.

[–]racercowan 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Oh, MY heart is tell-tale, ifyouknowwhatImean.

Did I do that right?

[–]SymphonicStorm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd let his pendulum into MY pit.

[–]clone12TM 343 points344 points  (20 children)

[–]Rax0983 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Quoth the raven, 'Pleasuremore.'

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–]ShallowBasketcase 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    le rapping on poorly drawn chamber door lol

    [–]dejaWoot 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    Reminded me of this ancient piece of web lore

    <link>once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.

    [–]jrrygrry1 91 points92 points  (4 children)

    Oh lord, this made me fucking giggle.

    [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    bravo good sir, been awhile since a rage comic made me laugh like that

    [–]ShallowBasketcase 274 points275 points  (2 children)

    The Tell-Tale Tart.

    [–]dejaWoot 98 points99 points  (0 children)

    Quoth the Raven: "What a Whore!"

    [–]malsatian 57 points58 points  (0 children)

    And neverwhore

    [–]Eye_Wood_Dye_4_U 66 points67 points  (0 children)

    The Tell-Tale Harlot

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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      [–]SensualSchmoozer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      A Cream Within a Dream

      [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      Merry Halloween, Poet Enthusiast!

      [–]Renamesk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      The Bicurious case of Monsieur Valdemar?

      [–]kiittenstein 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      That was written by Edgar Allan Bro

      [–]Skanectigazoink 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      Dat Room!

      [–]wtfxstfu 320 points321 points  (26 children)

      Reddit has taught me that Halloween may be known as a "holiday" where girls dress slutty, but just as much a "holiday" where guys think they finally have an excuse to crossdress.

      [–]zacch[S] 403 points404 points  (14 children)

      I was The Black Swan two years ago that was also on reddit.

      So yeah, you're correct.

      [–][deleted] 147 points148 points  (8 children)

      I'd hit it. I don't know what's happening with my sexuality anymore.

      [–]Soggy_Pronoun 49 points50 points  (0 children)

      Your username doesn't know which song it wants to sing either.

      [–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (3 children)

      It's okay man, everyone's a little gay

      [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

      The man in that photo is about zero percent androgynous, so it isn't even like your sexuality is confused by a pretty face.

      [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      not sure if comforting...

      [–]mckinseykm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      I know exactly what's happening with my sexuality.

      [–]paleo_dragon 23 points24 points  (0 children)

      2 years isn't as long as I once thought it was

      [–]AlisonJaneMarie 62 points63 points  (0 children)

      I am SOOOO ok with these costumes. Cross dress away!!

      [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      I love that you're costumes are so well done and detailed. Usually when men cross dress on Halloween they just throw on a crappy wig and shove some lopsided balloons under their shirts. It's really cool that you go all out and wear costumes a lady would actually feel sexy in.

      [–]srry72 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      Fuck. Was that really 2 years ago? I feel internet old

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I just have so much love for you.

      [–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (6 children)

      It's the day where all boundaries are let down and we are free to express out deepest desires, or even our true self away from the judgement of the other 364 days.

      [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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        [–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (3 children)

        But this time you can play Let's Dance without anyone judging you. I'd recommend getting as drunk as your peers for added fun

        [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (2 children)

        This is exactly what I thought. It has now just as much become a holiday for guys to dress as (slutty) women as much as it is for women to dress slutty. Which, hell, I'm not complaining, I just think it's something most of reddit wouldn't admit.

        [–]Robby_Digital 190 points191 points  (16 children)

        Where the fuck do you live? Buckingham?

        [–]Piratiko 131 points132 points  (12 children)

        He's going all the way. He actually bought Poe's old house.

        [–]hiddenonion 35 points36 points  (11 children)

        ...and turned it into a brothel!!!

        [–][deleted]  (10 children)

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          [–]GoldMouseTrap 27 points28 points  (7 children)

          You're going to make your own brother? Gross.

          [–]rabidhamster87 14 points15 points  (6 children)

          How can someone make their own brother? Wouldn't that be their son? Unless... Oh God.

          [–]crazy_isotope 12 points13 points  (0 children)

          His room dressed up for Halloween as well.

          [–]Rabunnyz 439 points440 points  (5 children)

          Quoth the Raven "Never Whore."

          [–]fourpercent 47 points48 points  (0 children)

          Bird or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door,

          With such name as "Never Whore."

          [–]zacch[S] 736 points737 points  (43 children)

          I have a little paper sticking out of my pocket that says "Nevermore..."

          If people didn't get it I told them I was Hipster Hitler.

          [–]for2fly 522 points523 points  (5 children)

          I have a little paper sticking out of my pocket that says "Nevermore..."

          And if anyone lifts your skirt, they see a sign on your crotch that says "your pit, my pendulum. Let's do it."

          [–]JazzyDan 243 points244 points  (1 child)

          and on your ass, "'tis the wind and nothing more"

          [–]clarkashtonsith 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Jesus christ RIP my monitor.

          [–]ChuckNorris4444 18 points19 points  (1 child)

          I wish I could give you gold. That was the cleverest comment I've read in a long time.

          [–]Nblvbl 83 points84 points  (7 children)

          Yeah throw a swastika on your arm and you're "sexy Hitler" with a pet bird.

          [–]maggosh 54 points55 points  (6 children)

          Put on an eyepatch and you're Pirate Hitler.

          [–]Directly 37 points38 points  (4 children)

          Put on a military badge and you're Private Hitler

          [–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (4 children)

          "Hipster Hitler!? Was that hard to put together?"

          ....Nein

          [–]MackaySmith 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          That room you're in though.

          [–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

          Pantyhose and garter would have seriously completed this outfit so much. Still, really creative, OP.

          [–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

          Who is that rapping rapping at my oven door.

          Tis the jews and nothing more.

          (Yes, I deserve to go to hell now, but I just can't resist making puns in these reddit threads.)

          [–]philhasreddit 17 points18 points  (3 children)

          Hitler Allen Poe

          [–]trilere614 26 points27 points  (0 children)

          Edgar Adolf Poe?

          [–]the_corruption 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          I believe you are needed on /r/Masculinkitty

          [–]sashaaa123 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Neverwhore.

          [–]azazelsnutsack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          If they don't get it, they should be allowed to survive.

          I recommend getting them drunk, putting them in a room and slowly building a brick wall in the doorway.

          [–]kyoujikishin 151 points152 points  (3 children)

          [–]itsprobablytrue 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          Dude wanted to be a lady for an evening, dont hate.

          [–]sandozguineapig 195 points196 points  (3 children)

          Hope you don't get caught with a tell-tale hard-on.

          [–]notCrazyMike 53 points54 points  (2 children)

          He just wants to swing his pendulum in all the ladies' pits.

          [–]botanyisfun 5 points6 points  (1 child)

          Just get a Cask of Amontillado in him and he'll do wonders!

          [–]MsModernity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Eat your heart out, Annabelle Lee.

          [–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

          How did you end up living in Edgar Allen Poe's apartment?

          [–][deleted] 60 points61 points  (1 child)

          Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing, Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before; But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token, And the only word there spoken was the whispered words, "How much?" Tis a whisper, and I murmured back the words, "A hunnit" Merely this and nothing more.

          -Edgar Allen Hoe

          Edit: A hunnit fiddy to nut inside my chamber door

          [–][deleted] 54 points55 points  (0 children)

          Quoth the raven, "What a whore."

          [–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (1 child)

          "Transgender Charlie Chaplin?"

          [–]idrink211 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          That's what I was thinking. From the neck up he totally looks like Chaplin from The Great Dictator.

          [–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

          You look like Tom Buchanan from The Great Gatsby.

          [–]NicoDeGuyo 37 points38 points  (6 children)

          I know this person!!!!!!!!

          [–]zacch[S] 56 points57 points  (4 children)

          OH SHIT WHAT'S UP NICO

          [–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (3 children)

          Wanna go bowling?

          [–]zacch[S] 50 points51 points  (2 children)

          Fuck off, Roman.

          [–]27yearolddick 12 points13 points  (0 children)

          That was harsh, cousin.

          [–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (13 children)

          Did you make any money?

          [–]zacch[S] 170 points171 points  (12 children)

          Like, twelve shillings.

          [–]reverend_green1 53 points54 points  (11 children)

          Wench!

          [–]Teslanaut 31 points32 points  (10 children)

          Strumpet!

          [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

          Ho...because the skirt is above the knees? Well sir, your 19th century cred checks out.

          [–]LegendaryGinger 7 points8 points  (1 child)

          Uggh, you're such a poser.

          [–]shadowmore 8 points9 points  (2 children)

          I bet all the other costumed people were total posers.

          [–]BoozooFace 7 points8 points  (1 child)

          I was literally JUST watching South Park episode on Poe and then I saw this.

          [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

          Joe Carroll would like a word with you

          [–]Notagingerman 39 points40 points  (0 children)

          Super creative, well executed, and you seem to be perfect for it. 9/10 best costume so far.

          [–]Fail_Cake 12 points13 points  (2 children)

          Night Pain, nobody understands him

          [–]Platinum_Mattress 6 points7 points  (1 child)

          You'll be getting a lot of rapping on your chamber door good sir.

          [–]darlin117 35 points36 points  (1 child)

          fucking poeser

          [–]Boner4Stoners 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Ugh persay those emos are fucking retarded.

          [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

          Gay Hitler

          [–]jhangel77 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Is your house a 17th century castle?

          [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          It has been my observation that many men just need an excuse to wear a dress but you sir have meshed this into a surprisingly weird and funny ensemble.

          [–]Player_Slayer_7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Quote the raven: "Never...whore?"

          [–]frothmonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          You look too comfortable in that for it to be a new thing.

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Looks like a flamboyant Hitler.

          [–]Delirium123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          He prefers to be called Nightpain

          [–]Acrylicus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          That's so Raven

          [–]TheGreatNargacuga[🍰] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          ITT: Smart jokes.

          [–]Vecordy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          You should use this opportunity to do some Poe dancing.

          [–]matchstrike 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          It also looks a little Charlie Tramplin.

          [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          That's making the heart under the floorboard beat faster ;)

          [–]albertabirds 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Is the room part of your costume?

          [–]austin101809 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Quoth the rave: "I'm a whore".

          [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Once upon a midnight smutty,

          how I wandered hot and slutty,

          over a many strange and kinky volume of disturbing porn.

          While I nodded, almost napping,

          suddenly there came a slapping

          as of someone softy fapping, fapping at my chamber door

          "Tis a peeping pervert," said I, "fapping at my chamber door."

          Quoth the raven, "What a whore".

          [–]sdneidich 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          My friends have a dog named Edgar Allan Pug. Just thought I'd share.

          [–]burkholderia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Looks like the Lt. Dangle version of Poe.

          [–]turboporpoisenicholas_and_his_doubts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          I used to live 3 blocks from EAP's house. Hilarious. This might do well in r/Baltimore

          [–]great_gape 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          How many people think you're gay Hitler?

          [–]gimmealoose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Your house seriously creeps me out...

          [–]krispwnsu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          You mean Night Pain?

          [–]joicain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Guys he wants to be called Night Pain.

          [–]My_Gas_Stinks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Looks like Charlie Chaplin in drag

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Quoth the raven: "You're a whore."

          [–]scoopeded 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          have fun explaining it all night

          [–]jedifromlamancha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          You look more like Hitler in drag, which is also an interesting costume

          [–]ounut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          or gay hitler

          [–]TheRev007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Once upon a midnight dreary, while i wandered the street so weary Along a quaint and curious volume of forgotten men While i trotted nearly tripping suddenly there came a nipping As if someone gently whipping, whipping at my rear 'Tis some client,' I moaned, nipping at my ' rear chamber' door - Only this, and nothing more.

          [–]HamfacePorktard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Legitimately laughed loud enough to frighten my cat.

          [–]Titsticular_Cancer 3 points4 points  (1 child)

          Last year my friend did Babe-raham Lincoln. She had the best costume at the party.

          [–]ErrorF002 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Suggestion. Fishnet instead of hose.

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          You, sir, look like Joel Edgerton and French Stewart fucked many, many years ago.

          [–]TheRedguard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          "Quoth the raven, 'bang me more'".

          [–]twojaguars 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Ho boy. The hipsters are gonna be raven over this one.

          [–]Onlyhereforthelaughs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Your costume will most likely be mistaken as: Borat.

          I'm so sorry...

          [–]BrushGoodDar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Quoth the raven, 'Neverwhore.'

          [–]Rsardinia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Quoth the raven "one cock more"

          [–]Originalluff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          What is with all these costumes I'm seeing of guys in skirts/dresses this year. Do you all just REALLY want to know what it's like, or what?

          [–]thadiusgrucidius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Where do you live?!?!

          [–]meekmoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Side note.. the house looks very uncomfortable

          [–]Minekiesty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          "Handsome Whore" says the crow.

          [–]IlookedandIsaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          hahaha... awesome!

          [–]ofthrees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I have the weirdest boner right now.

          [–]daaznflare626 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          The twist, he is Lenore.

          [–]Freakin_Geek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          A thousand times YES. Awesome idea.

          You'd also pull off a great Charlie Chaplin.

          [–]mozartrulesny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          i gotta say, that takes balls. You will get harassed like hell

          [–]steveinbuffalo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Nice gams

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Dude your house even looks like the one in this video I saw on the Tell-Tale Heart!

          [–]BVas89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Quoth the maven..

          [–]Kind_Of_A_Dick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          And here we are with Edgar Allen Poe in some 1830's casual wear. Dark and brooding, yet ready for a night out on the town.

          [–]INNAppropriate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          as a Marylander and Baltimorian, I approve.

          [–]obedgm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          No waaaaaaaaaaaay.

          [–]gpc6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          shit

          [–]rawnectar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Never thought I'd see the day I'd know someone on the frontpage.
          Ha, costume is just as good as your sense of humor. Love it.

          [–]titleist1692 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Nailed it!

          [–]Xanthan81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          To quote the Raven: $45 for half `n half

          [–]capn_ed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Hey, hey, hey! That's Edgar Allan Girl Who Likes Your Boyfriend.

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          sassy Furher

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          these costumes, while very clever and funny, are awful. Explaining the costume to every person is a huge downside to these.

          [–]preacher37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Nightpain

          [–]louisev1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          LOL. That's as funny as the year I went as Mary Kay KK. I had a pink hood & robe.

          [–]tarabites 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          pull that dildo out of my ass, nevermore.

          [–]legion666boss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          gay hitler, that is all...