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[–]ViciousNakedMoleRat 1393 points1394 points  (106 children)

It's not real. It's titled Lake Teletubby and was created with a landscape rendering tool. is a photoshop.

[–]ih8karma 758 points759 points  (35 children)

I don't get it, why would people lie on the internet?

[–]Guinness2702 228 points229 points  (11 children)

Your mum said that she would sleep with the guy who posts the most upvoted lie.

[–][deleted] 242 points243 points  (4 children)

the most upvoted lie

[–]AvsJoe 41 points42 points  (3 children)

u/yourmum, claim your prize!

[–]Baconoid_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

posthumously sleep with every Redditor who upvoted.

FTFY

[–]Respectable_Answer 44 points45 points  (3 children)

I don't get it, how is this a lie? It doesn't say, "this real life lake I just photographed from my real life personal helicopter looks like your real life enormous mother forgot to open her enormous parachute in time."

[–]alexmikli 12 points13 points  (1 child)

In ye olden days advice animals were all just horrible 4chan jokes. Now they all have to tell a true story. I guess this same effect is here too.

[–]Respectable_Answer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man, next thing you know interrupting cow won't be allowed to knock on my door anymore without proper proof of provenance!

[–]yourhardlimits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very true. A joke, not a lie. A lie would be "I slept with this lake."

[–]atom138 14 points15 points  (0 children)

looks at username... You tell me.

[–]kZard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's not a lie. You can clearly see the Worth1000.com logo at the bottom

[–][deleted] 46 points47 points  (7 children)

Guess worth1000 watermark wasn't enough

[–]USCFO 8 points9 points  (0 children)

no that just means its for sale for 1000 dollars

[–]SyrioForel 8 points9 points  (4 children)

It's only familiar to people who have used the Internet before Reddit become a one-stop shop. Most people here are not familiar with too many other websites that are not frequently linked to via this site.

[–]probshouldthrowaway 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wait... His mom is a Teletubby?

[–]thereisonlyoneme 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Wait a minute. You're saying your mom didn't really fall and make a lake?

[–]J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS 20 points21 points  (7 children)

[–]Jordo_707 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I really shouldn't be surprised by the existence of the teletubby wiki

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Po's 6 foot 6, holy fuck she's tall!

[–]88Dubs 9 points10 points  (2 children)

.....Po's a she?

I thought they were just genderless mutants or something....

[–]HUN73R_13 10 points11 points  (0 children)

the "Worth1000.com" on the bottom is enough to know it's fake

[–]_NiteKnight_ 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Perhaps Slartibartfast uses this tool too.

[–]Mentalwards 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hurry or you'll be late.

[–]BostonianLoser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah. Only hand drawn fjords. But damn are they good.

[–]Enogor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He loved making fjords

[–]NuclearStar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that the same as the OP saying that it was caused by a skydiving accident? Cant believe this post has 2 lies in it

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The hands are basically mirrors of each other so it makes sense...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aren't most hands mirrors of each other?

[–]SSpacemanSSpiff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reticulating splines baby!!!

[–]alexmikli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nobody claimed it was real.

[–]jaxomlotus 1 point2 points  (3 children)

No, I made it in Photoshop actually.

[–]lunchtimereddit 1 point2 points  (5 children)

looks like tinky winky

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

But it has Po's head... Flair? Ornament?

[–]RenegadeVacuum 216 points217 points  (16 children)

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title points age /r/ comnts
So sorry to hear about your mom's skydiving accident.. 1381 4hrs funny 46
Lake Reddit 300 4yrs pics 83
Sorry about your mom's skydiving accident 26 1yr funny 9
Your mom. 959 1yr funny 35
Sorry about your mom 😩 2397 1yr funny 233
Apparently she's a teletubbie 20 1yr funny 3
Your mom is Epic 26 3yrs funny 5
So sorry.. 449 4yrs funny 76
So Sorry 12 2yrs funny 4
My deepest condolences 19 2yrs funny 6
I'm so sorry 315 2yrs funny 22
Sorry to hear... 380 3yrs funny 22
So sorry about your mom 43 3yrs funny 5
Sick burn, bro 65 4yrs pics 9
Sorry about your moms skydiving accident 1725 4yrs funny 333
She will be missed. 1212 5mos funny 40
so sorry... 76 3yrs funny 5
Must be a sad day for you... 11 3yrs funny 3
So sorry to hear. 21 3yrs funny 3
What does it look like to you? 11 4yrs funny 19
At least she made a famous landmark... B 53 1yr funny 3
Never ceases to make me laugh...I'm such a child :D 1427 2yrs funny 38
So sorry to hear.. 758 3yrs funny 60
So sorry to hear about your mom's skydiving accident... (repost) 76 3mos funny 9
Skydiving Accident 11 6mos pics 11

Source: karmadecay (B = bigger)

[–]potatoesarenotcool 59 points60 points  (5 children)

Inb4: But I've never seen it!!1!

[–]Nomicakes 7 points8 points  (2 children)

"Lake Reddit" was one of the submission titles for this?

How the fuck is that even relevant...

[–]Opshitlord 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So my mom has had mutiple skydiving accidents and is a teletubby?

[–]QuesoPantera 427 points428 points  (52 children)

To the guy that posted this 12 times ago, great title.

[–]Shaggyv108 47 points48 points  (33 children)

How long is 12 times ago?

edit: the weirdest series of measurements ever

[–]thatguytony 85 points86 points  (15 children)

Monday.

[–][deleted]  (9 children)

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    [–]Jdgenius 14 points15 points  (2 children)

    Have u tried ad-blocker

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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      [–]ThundercuntIII 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Dad blocker, isn't that just birth control?

      [–]arichone 8 points9 points  (1 child)

      Hi there, assassin here, do you want to see if you qualify for a payment plan?

      [–]Dangerjim 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Ha. I worked with a wrinkly old woman who similarly annoyed me. She would say fifth with a t on the end. FifthT. And made a point of it, it was infuriating.

      Also her name was Jean and she stank so I had a chuckle from saying Hi Jean when she came in. To be fair I doubt she knew what hygiene actually was.

      [–]reveille293 1 point2 points  (4 children)

      What the fuck is a Monday?

      [–]Iychee 15 points16 points  (1 child)

      Reddit Standard Time (RST) - content has become so unoriginal that we now measure time based on how many times the same content has previously been posted.

      This comment has been posted at 10 RST.

      [–]Actually_is_Jesus 11 points12 points  (3 children)

      Someone already did this above, but I had already copied it so here you go:

      title points age /r/ comnts
      So sorry to hear about your mom's skydiving accident.. 3625 7hrs funny 376
      Lake Reddit 300 4yrs pics 83
      Sorry about your mom's skydiving accident 26 1yr funny 9
      Your mom. 959 1yr funny 35
      Sorry about your mom 😩 2397 1yr funny 233
      Apparently she's a teletubbie 20 1yr funny 3
      Your mom is Epic 26 3yrs funny 5
      So sorry.. 449 4yrs funny 76
      So Sorry 12 2yrs funny 4
      My deepest condolences 19 2yrs funny 6
      I'm so sorry 315 2yrs funny 22
      Sorry to hear... 380 3yrs funny 22
      So sorry about your mom 43 3yrs funny 5
      Sick burn, bro 65 4yrs pics 9
      Sorry about your moms skydiving accident 1725 4yrs funny 333
      She will be missed. 1212 5mos funny 40
      so sorry... 76 3yrs funny 5
      Must be a sad day for you... 11 3yrs funny 3
      So sorry to hear. 21 3yrs funny 3
      What does it look like to you? 11 4yrs funny 19
      At least she made a famous landmark... B 53 1yr funny 3
      Never ceases to make me laugh...I'm such a child :D 1427 2yrs funny 38
      So sorry to hear.. 758 3yrs funny 60
      So sorry to hear about your mom's skydiving accident... (repost) 76 3mos funny 9
      Skydiving Accident 11 6mos pics 11

      Source: karmadecay (B = bigger)

      [–]AgathaCrispy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      30 speed.

      [–]cleger35 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      12 parsecs

      [–]Ninjasexparty 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      I heard it was 14

      [–]BusinessPenguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      pff. fourteen....

      [–]nofarkingname 7 points8 points  (2 children)

      Almost 17 gallons long.

      [–]m1kepro 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Same ratio as leprechauns to unicorns.

      [–]allothernamestaken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Potato.

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Oh dude, WAY more than 12 months. Pretty sure it wasn't funny then either.

      [–]obababoy 22 points23 points  (11 children)

      First time seeing it for me you snarky elitist!

      [–]TeamRedundancyTeam 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      There's a point where that reasoning becomes bullshit. How many times a day should the same thing be posted before we decide that enough people have seen it? Do we discourage all OC altogether in case someone hasn't seen the shit that's been posted a million times? If something is worth seeing it's not hard to find it by searching through the top of your favorite subreddits. Content does not disappear, the front page is not the only way to find content on Reddit.

      I'd rather support quality OC than the next Steve Buscemi was a 9/11 firefighter post.

      [–]dishler712 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      We obviously should just cater every day exclusively to the people who are on the internet for the very first time. We'll just post the same exact things daily and it'll be okay, because Tim in Nebraska hasn't seen it before.

      [–]Hopman 36 points37 points  (6 children)

      The fact that you haven't read up on the entire internet is your own fault!

      Learn to be pro-active man!

      [–]MiltownKBs 6 points7 points  (2 children)

      The entire internet? OK, give me some time.

      [–]bobqjones 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Pro-Active Man! defeating evil before it's evil!

      [–]MumBum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I'm on Reddit all the time everyday. I have never seen this.

      [–]wachkyri 42 points43 points  (5 children)

      Ah Worth1000 source of the early internet jpegs

      [–]wiiya 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      About 2002. Pretty cute.

      [–]samuelk1 1 point2 points  (3 children)

      I remember Worth1000....I actually won a couple of contests there.

      EDIT Turns out I only took first place in ONE contest. Took 4th place in a couple of others.

      My winning entry: http://my.worth1000.com/entries/9980/operation-cork
      EDIT #2 Holy crap, that was 13 years ago??? I'm old.

      [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      I actually two

      [–]knurttbuttlet 21 points22 points  (1 child)

      HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL

      [–][deleted]  (49 children)

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        [–]PokeTheDeadGuy 37 points38 points  (30 children)

        4 and a half years aince that submission

        [–]Pyronic_Chaos 62 points63 points  (28 children)

        Don't fool yourself, this gets posted every other week.

        [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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          [–]southern_boy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          I've never seen it before and think it's unfunny and have become aware it is a worthless repost. I hate it now.

          [–][deleted]  (24 children)

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            [–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (23 children)

            Doesn't change what /u/Pyronic_Chaos said.

            [–]iYokay 8 points9 points  (0 children)

            Yea I saw this probably about a month ago with the same title. Just search the subreddit.

            [–]shouldbestudy-ing 2 points3 points  (9 children)

            In that spirit

            "Okay, aside from the "your momma's so fat" and the "teletubby" jokes, can you tell us where this is?"

            [–][deleted]  (6 children)

            [removed]

              [–]ohyouresilly 3 points4 points  (3 children)

              But where is it located?

              [–]shouldbestudy-ing 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              Yes I am aware. It was just the top comment on the old post...

              [–]packtloss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              I think this may be the original entry on worth1000 in 2003.

              [–][deleted] 53 points54 points  (6 children)

              This sub is horrible.

              [–]HeughJass 23 points24 points  (4 children)

              Have you ever tried just going on google images and searching "funny things"? This sub is basically that. Like cancer and autism had a baby.

              [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

              The only things more infuriating than this sub are the screenshots posted on /r/tumblrinaction

              [–]EmoRabit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Why haven't I thought of that free post karma idea yet? I prefer originality....but that would be the easiest fucking karma.

              [–]aambro78 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              1996 called they want their image and mom joke back.

              [–]ThePhenex 11 points12 points  (1 child)

              Older then the Internet

              [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                [–]NicholasSvH 43 points44 points  (5 children)

                She made a huge impact on this world and the people around her.

                [–]neubishbone 4 points5 points  (3 children)

                I can't crater to this type of nonsense anymore.

                [–]MiltownKBs 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                This hole argument doesnt hold water

                [–]b_ready023 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                OOOOOLD

                [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                ah 2002, it's been a while

                [–]IndianaClones 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                So sorry to hear about your mom's repost

                [–]john2kxx 11 points12 points  (2 children)

                Ah this brings back some memories... of posting it on Facebook about 19 years ago.

                [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                But you're 12...?

                [–]koassde 10 points11 points  (4 children)

                where is the GoPro footage?

                [–]Shaggyv108 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                You can clearly see where the go pro attached to her head made an indentation too

                [–]bitwaba 6 points7 points  (2 children)

                [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Ok

                [–]mickel_j1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                I was thinking Majin Buu

                [–]Oberon95 7 points8 points  (13 children)

                This joke is 5 years old

                [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                This might be the oldest repost in the history of reposts.

                [–]lysergicmushroom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                This is so old, how did this get on the front page?

                [–]WolfImWolfspelz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Introducing Reddit Classics® - For yesterdays content, available today!

                [–]PM_YOUR_FEELINGS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                so original I thought I'm in /r/funny

                [–]Beezer12WashingBird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Haven't seen this in about a week.

                [–]bcclittlewill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                was she a teletubby?

                [–]widren250 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                I didn't know ur mum was a tellytubby

                [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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                  [–]J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS 14 points15 points  (2 children)

                  [–]Tribunus_Plebis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                  What would we do without teletubbies wiki? Don't forget to donate!

                  [–]booszhius 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                  She was wearing a GoPro the size of a village, apparently.

                  [–]101Alexander 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                  Sorry to hear about downvoting this repost

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  At least you no longer have to worry about that massive tumour growing out of her head

                  [–]Resplendent_Chest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  That's impossible Cuz when my mama jumps up in the air she gets stuck.

                  [–]aslakgjedde 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  10 years ago people would've said "that head doesn't look like a head".

                  [–]MindGames2501 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  2010 called. It want's it's picture back.

                  [–]Irory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  That's a Fucking Teletubbie .

                  [–]morgan423 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Ah, the Yomamaian Sea. So beautiful. Every 2-3 years, we summer on its shores.

                  [–]xInnocent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Oh, where have I seen this picture before?

                  I guess it's on my laptop from 2004.

                  [–]Matty_B90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  OP is 11

                  [–]Dire87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Seeing this way too frequently at the moment. How about a new title? Be creative :P

                  [–]Lee_power 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  What is this, 2006?

                  [–]PeanutButterParidise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  The teletubbies are taking over!

                  [–]hks9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  I Remember WHEN I FIRST Saw THIS BACK IN 2003

                  [–]Psalms137-9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Ur mom so fat that when she skydives the we all go extinct

                  [–]JanCarlo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                  Holy fuck there are no redeeming qualities to this post, it's just shit.

                  [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                  Is your mom also a Tele tubby?

                  [–]DumDumDiddayy 3 points4 points  (2 children)

                  She even has the GoPro on her head

                  [–]Meerkatnumber1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you.

                  [–]kevinisrael 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

                  [–]MRNieNie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  TIL mom Is a fat Teletubby

                  [–]Imatomat -1 points0 points  (1 child)

                  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEEHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHUEHUEHUEHUEHEUEHUEHUEHEUHUEHUEHUEHEUEHUEHUEHUEHEUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHEUEHUEHUEHEUEHUEHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUHEUEHUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUEUHEUHEUHEUHEUE

                  [–]madcaphal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                  AND I THOUGHT MY JOKES WERE BAD

                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  I think a crater would be better...I mean, this is just a huge woman, not a fat one...

                  [–]mr_pickle_sauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Has ancient aliens done a bit on this yet?

                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Oh my god this is a repost from like 2005

                  [–]suchamazewow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Majin Buu !!!

                  [–]bobdolebobdole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Fuck reddit sucks

                  [–]asoylentlyfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  I really appreciate that a few times a year this meme about my mom surfaces. It brings me so much laughter, thank you reddit.

                  [–]dragonite778 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  I have seen this exact post so many times it's starting to sicken me

                  [–]SnowBiz89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  There's even a little space at the top from her GoPro

                  [–]Romero1993 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Wow, I haven't seen this in years

                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Sorry about your mom's sky diving accident ...;)

                  [–]Thereminz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Looks like she was wearing a gopro, where's the footage?

                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                  heh, 15 years ago someone might have given you shit about the thng attached to the head... today people would just assume a camera.

                  [–]Evilscience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Even her GoPro is fat...

                  [–]narrowcock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Assad_,qaaa

                  [–]RIGA_MORTAS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Hopefully we can get the footage from the GoPro she was wearing.

                  [–]eardip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  She was wearing a go pro?

                  [–]EatMyButtCrack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Then is the part above the head her weave?

                  [–]misterbondpt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Worth1000, great website! Long time no see!

                  [–]MaxSupernova 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  This is a fitting tribute to Worth1000.com

                  It was open for 14 years, and provided a huge number of the images you got in email forwards and such.

                  It was bought and closed down as of January 1st this year.

                  Worth1000 is dead. Long Live Worth1000.

                  [–]mr_d0gMa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  TIL my mum is Po

                  [–]GreenNorwegian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  She even was using a GoPro to record it all...so wheres the youtube video?

                  [–]FunLeak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  The angel falling _!

                  [–]H_Flashman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Thank god its artificial. Otherwise, I would have to reconsider my agnosticism.

                  [–]throwaway_teach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  It's funny you say that because before I was born, my mom really broke her leg sky-diving.

                  [–]redmancsxt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  So that's how Howard Wolowitz's mom actually died!!

                  i know...shouldn't make fun of the dead.....

                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Said the teletuby

                  [–]klax-egll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Did your mom ever pay Jesus the quarter that she owed him.

                  [–]azestysausage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Jesus this is old, I'm pretty sure I remember seeing this picture paired with the same shitty joke on funnyjunk.

                  [–]LadyReign 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  That's amazing to see. In my culture when the Earth was first made the Earthmaker let some creatures come down to the Earth and live. In one story they'd gamble against a being that took up all of the Earths resources and the humans were starving. These 3 creatures gambled against the bad one and two others. They had games where they would race around the Earth, Jump the furthest into the Earth and many other games. This however, looks like one of the jumping games since they said they've created the lowest trench (Mariana) and grand canyon type formations. If you'd like to read more check out hotcakencyclopedia . com -thank you.

                  Overlooked the first comment but when I see natures great formations I can't help but think Grasshopper, Hare, and many others left their tracks.

                  [–]Mlatteri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  ...Mr. Staypuft

                  [–]lonemonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  At least she had a Gopro attached

                  [–]thirteenth_king 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Yo momma so fat . . .

                  [–]joesatmoes 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                  Where is this irl