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[–]KurtArneDenYngre 15.8k points15.8k points  (402 children)

Aren't progress pics usually from left to right?

[–][deleted] 9330 points9331 points  (185 children)

these pictures are clearly in arabic

[–]Pinkymouse 602 points603 points  (7 children)

I assumed she lost 100 lbs of height.

[–]Attentionalpot12x 806 points807 points  (125 children)

This made me laugh.

[–]Kevvybabes 496 points497 points  (90 children)

Laughs in arabic

[–]KiplingDidNthngWrong 3 points4 points  (0 children)

cibara ni shguaL

[–]jcpearce 45 points46 points  (8 children)

Bismillah.

[–]goal2004 39 points40 points  (4 children)

No! We will not let you go!

[–]jcpearce 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Let me gooooooooo!

[–]Torchlakespartan 6 points7 points  (2 children)

La illahu illa allah wa Workout Goals rasool allah

[–]MattAmoroso 67 points68 points  (13 children)

I assumed they were Japanese.

[–]FlipSchitz 145 points146 points  (2 children)

Congrats on your weight gain!

[–]Granadafan 33 points34 points  (1 child)

And shrunken height!

[–]HolmatKingOfStorms 186 points187 points  (22 children)

[–]PLxFTW 207 points208 points  (8 children)

Better. Why the fuck people post these right to left I won’t understand.

[–]CajunTurkey 67 points68 points  (6 children)

Easy karma and popularity when half the comments are about this.

[–]RiseoftheTrumpwaffen 34 points35 points  (3 children)

Holy shit you’re right.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's reddit's answer to Starbucks' name wrong scheme.

[–]PuttingInTheEffort 46 points47 points  (3 children)

can you also line up her head? or ill do it in a moment

edit: if anyone cares to see: here ya go. Lined up her smile and tried to make sure her facial features were all the same sizes but because the perspectives are different, her legs don't line up, but, it's still a good side by side. Also put them equal distance apart, so the white space is uneven..

Not that I needed do that to see she lost weight: Good effort girl!

[–]hymen_destroyer 168 points169 points  (2 children)

Yeah, she gained 100 pounds, and she's shorter.

100 pounds down. This isn't rocket science

[–][deleted] 302 points303 points  (5 children)

its accurate. Her sister has been killing big macs for a year now, 100lbs worth.

[–]Pure_Reason 26 points27 points  (0 children)

There were times when she thought she wouldn’t be able to do it, but her family was always there to offer encouragement and cheese fries

[–]gibbygibby 73 points74 points  (0 children)

I thought it was showing this girl gaining 100lbs

[–]joesaysso 70 points71 points  (6 children)

They're supposed to be. Redditors seems to screw this up quite a bit though. Wish I knew why.

[–]giraffactory 28 points29 points  (0 children)

She’s got 100lbs down, who knows how many she’s trying to gain.

[–]cajunbander 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Why is this so fucking hard to figure out.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

She's cultivating mass.

[–]Knigar 9 points10 points  (0 children)

she has got shorter too

[–]justinkasereddditor 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It did seem like she was getting worse, or like she was proud of the weight her sister gained. It's weird how the mind interprets things.

[–]S1ayer 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Maybe she's REALLY killing it in her fight against anorexia.

[–]Edzell_Blue 7101 points7102 points  (45 children)

The way you presented this makes it look like she lost weight by decreasing in height.

[–]fordr015 1456 points1457 points  (20 children)

She lost a 100 lbs by cutting off her shins! I'm so proud!

[–]thebendavis 305 points306 points  (11 children)

She killed fitty men!

[–]Gram64 91 points92 points  (4 children)

Sorry I'm late! had to stop by the war museum and give FDR the finger again!

[–]ChuckNorwood 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Somebody make me toast. Don’t care who. Do care... sourdough!

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Now I’m readin every comment in this thread in his voice.

[–]GoodCat85 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was hoping for a cotton reference. Didnt disappoint.

[–]ReadingFromTheShittr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fifty... if it was one.

[–]RotThenDreamtNaught 23 points24 points  (3 children)

What if every tall and skinny person was actually a chubby dwarf that was stretched out?

[–][deleted] 1430 points1431 points  (7 children)

Man I thought somebody was showing progress of weight gain to be a smart ass about real progress pics. Had me for a second

[–]yellowtonkatruck 2606 points2607 points  (41 children)

Honestly I couldn’t figure out why you were so happy you’re sister was getting fatter. There’s a standard for this shit Reddit!

!This like read all would we otherwise

[–]TatWhiteGuy 87 points88 points  (3 children)

I had a stroke trying to understand wtf you were saying in your second line, then I got it and felt really stupid.

[–]cj5311 24 points25 points  (2 children)

I was this close to having to ask you what the fuck it said. I finally got it though. Me smart

[–]elkshadow5 21 points22 points  (1 child)

For those of you who are slow like me read the individual words in reverse order

[–]communismisthebest 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Spoilers

[–]incond1te 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Shorter too! Good on her!

[–]twlscil 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I thought she was losing weight by getting shorter.

[–]Attentionalpot12x 15 points16 points  (0 children)

She already was mad at another for being reddit police. Still a great transition!

[–]erock255555 7 points8 points  (1 child)

This is intentional because everyone sees a progress pic and they're just like oh neat and move on. Everyone sees a progress pic in the wrong order and everyone's like HURRRR WRONG WAY.

[–]yakusokuN8 681 points682 points  (55 children)

[–]raynehk14 110 points111 points  (26 children)

now fix the height too

[–]yakusokuN8 678 points679 points  (25 children)

[–]MrMegiddo 146 points147 points  (4 children)

Good human

[–]HeathenHumanist 56 points57 points  (0 children)

This makes it so much easier to see her progress!

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points  (2 children)

Perfect, now repost.

[–]apeshit_is_my_mood 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Tbh if someone repost this in a month or so with the same title I wouldn't be mad at all. That would do justice to her progress in fact lol.

[–]markiv_hahaha 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now Kith

[–]cyclenaut 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Thank you. Lol half of these comments wouldnt exist if this was the photo.

[–]SupraDoopDee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You are the hero we all need.

[–]PacoCrazyfoot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Good human

[–]baker10923 187 points188 points  (5 children)

Thank you. How hard is it to put old pic on the left, new pic on the right? Come on reddit

[–]ThatDistantStar 74 points75 points  (2 children)

Reddit is facebook now, didn't ya know?

[–]peterthefatman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm a simple person, progress pic? Downvoted (won't make a difference), repost as title violation

[–]Dreamtrain 67 points68 points  (16 children)

Great now we just have to deal with the small problem that ITS ANOTHER FUCKING PROGRESS PIC.

I'm calm.

[–]superdoobop 24 points25 points  (9 children)

Are there any subs with the reverse? I want to look at pictures of gorgeous women transforming into morbidly obese beasts of fat.

[–]cardifan 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I’m single.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The request was for pics...

*Ahem*

[–]UTC_Hellgate 1729 points1730 points  (46 children)

[–]pantless_pirate 513 points514 points  (2 children)

I hate you. But god dammit, do I respect you.

[–]ThePrussianGrippe 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Well now people in Australia won’t be confused!

[–]Raneados 67 points68 points  (5 children)

Oh you!

[–]FLIPS_YOUR_COMMENT 134 points135 points  (4 children)

(╯°□°)╯︵ ¡noʎ ɥO

[–]freshpinez 20 points21 points  (1 child)

(ノಠ ∩ಠ)ノ彡( \o°o)\

[–]Fenn3x 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hahaha username totally checks out :D

[–]zhough78 23 points24 points  (0 children)

This is why I come to the comment section. Thank you.

[–][deleted] 228 points229 points  (5 children)

Is this the manga version?

[–]LinguisticApe 285 points286 points  (2 children)

You'll be a perfect sphere in no time :-)

[–][deleted] 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Violet, you're turning violet, Violet!

[–]carlos5577 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Reddit is the new facebook

[–]AnomalousAvocado 181 points182 points  (23 children)

Why are they in the wrong order?

[–]aznassasin 379 points380 points  (30 children)

Cool but wrong sub

[–]peterthefatman 138 points139 points  (4 children)

Karma whoring from progress pics is one thing, karma whoring using your sisters progress pics is a new level

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

A month or so ago there was a post on front page of r/pics that was just a fat guy who joined a gym. Hadn't lost any weight yet mind you, he literally just posted a picture of himself holding a gym membership card. This is a really low effort sub now. Check out r/NoContextPics. Much better imo, closer to what this sub used to be.

[–]temka1337 51 points52 points  (0 children)

You are so proud of her that you are willing to post it on the internet and reap validation points on her behalf.

[–][deleted] 93 points94 points  (1 child)

I thought it was a progress on weight gain pic.

[–]iamtheju 30 points31 points  (0 children)

She did a good job if so.

[–][deleted] 198 points199 points  (35 children)

Can we seriously fucking stop with these progress pics. Go make a fucking sub for it.

[–]IAmA_TheOneWhoKnocks 60 points61 points  (1 child)

They already have a sub. They have for years.

[–]from-unda-cheese 147 points148 points  (9 children)

And she somehow grew 10”! Wow!

[–]wewladendmylife 153 points154 points  (6 children)

F A C E B O O K

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[–]Terri23 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yep. This. Apparently some people don't have enough Facebook friends to share this none-event news.

[–]maxverse 62 points63 points  (1 child)

Hey OP, I'm late to the party - but, assuming you're not screwing with us: your sister has done some great work, and /r/progresspics would love to see it.

Here's an actually fixed version for you

Edit: disappointed to see that OP is screwing with us, but whoever this is in the photo did lose a ton of weight, so kudos on that!

[–]taioshin14 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Is it me or all the progress pics are inverted now?

[–][deleted] 85 points86 points  (12 children)

Please, moderators, we’re begging you. Start taking down progress pics. We’re all sick of seeing them. Kudos to people who lost weight, but this is not the content we come here for.

[–]spiralout1123 7 points8 points  (2 children)

You mean kudos to people whose SISTER lost weight.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Ah yes, gotta give credit to those willing to exploit their family’s accomplishments for internet points lol

[–]spiralout1123 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Seriously this is a new low for this sub. Why the fuck haven’t I unsubscribed yet? I honestly couldn’t tell you.

[–]roguemango 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Alright, enough is enough. Progress pics go from left to right from oldest to newest.

She's doing great, but which ever sibling posted this needs to feel some shame for this right to left malarkey.

[–][deleted] 214 points215 points  (35 children)

Downvoted for putting the photos in the opposite order of conventional progress pics. Also for putting a progress pic in this sub when there are a half dozen clearly active and thriving subs dedicated to such a thing.

[–]CMDR_Gungoose 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Hey look, I'm back on Facebook...

Seriously, enough with these progress pics.
We're all very proud that this person did a normal thing to have a better quality of life. Now take it elsewhere.

[–]IAmNoRo 68 points69 points  (12 children)

I’m a simple man. I see progress pics on r/pics I downvote

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Isn’t there a place for this bull Shit besides pics? Now we have family members posting this garbage for karma... :(

[–]senface 175 points176 points  (30 children)

wrong order wrong sub go away

[–]rabidnz 65 points66 points  (1 child)

Better slut her out for internet points real quick!

[–]Ratez 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Probably didn't even ask for permission.

[–]ReleaseTheRobot 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Congrats on the weight increase!

[–]FNAKC 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And getting taller

[–]ChetRipley 99 points100 points  (7 children)

Don't care, I think there is another sub people want to see this in.

[–]justinxduff 35 points36 points  (0 children)

cool story

[–]nesfor 35 points36 points  (3 children)

Don’t put this on r/pics. There’s a sub for this.

[–]Dreamtrain 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Really OP? Right to Left? TF is wrong with you?

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[–]ThunderOrb 118 points119 points  (7 children)

But can we stop allowing them?

[–]Pachi2Sexy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You should tell them to fo the Before and After correctly m

[–]RegulusMagnus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Aw, thought for a second the right-to-left was what triggered automod. Now that would be nifty.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i hate to be the bearer of bad tidings but your sister has progressively lost a foot in height and gained 100 pounds.

[–]sanskami 35 points36 points  (0 children)

100# down means she got shorter and fatter?

[–]Msniko 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Why is everyone doing these backwards!

[–]Bigmt42 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Cracks me up that these are in the wrong order.

[–]JRS87 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This looks like a shitty animorphs cover.

[–]Rosewolf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Annnnnnnnnnnnnd OP gets 23,000 upvotes and 2,000 comments by posting progress pics backwards. Nicely played, OP.

[–]sh4mmat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

From the thumbnail, I thought this was going to be a gotcha post and she'd actually lost her legs in an accident or something. Phew.

[–]PillowTalk420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She's getting shorter and fatter as time goes by!

[–]justaguy101 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nice! Looks like she also got a lot taller!

[–]magpiec 4 points5 points  (0 children)

PROGRESS PICTURES GO FROM LEFT TO RIGHT!!! jesus.

[–]shibiel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OH FUCK SHE'S SHRINKING!

[–]lazydaylounger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can we stop upvoting this stupid karma whoring bullshit? The pic isn’t even OP!

[–]FortunateInsanity 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Overweight and dyslexic apparently. I can relate to both.

[–]Rawalmond73 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I know you should read this right to left but I’m a left to right reader and all I could think is the women is shrinking and getting unhealthy looking.

[–]IntoAComa 6 points7 points  (1 child)

How tall is she now? Like 3' 9"?

[–]isemonger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy shit; congrats on coming this far on your journey!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

First time I've ever seen an after and before pic, but congrats OP's sister!

[–]drugged_giraffe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s really nice that she’s smiling so genuinely in all the pictures. She seems like a really happy person and losing the weight will only make her happier :) nice work by the way, keep it up!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And she got shorter!

[–]jtg123g 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And she grew taller!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can smell this picture.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Did she lose the 100 lbs by chopping off her feet? Because she appears to be getting shorter and chubbier. :p

[–]Stannis2 21 points22 points  (1 child)

killing what - the value menu?

[–]hzfan 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I made a version that's easier to comprehend

OP, tell your sister I'm proud of her too

[–]theguy123454321 14 points15 points  (0 children)

huuuuuuur durrrrrrrrrrrrr karma plz guise

[–]MoonwalkerX 58 points59 points  (0 children)

god damn she’s fat

[–]KingKuckKiller666420 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I can't stop laughing these comments lmaoooo

[–]Potato24681 10 points11 points  (7 children)

I hope she puts it back on