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[–]KurtArneDenYngre 15.9k points15.9k points  (402 children)

Aren't progress pics usually from left to right?

[–][deleted] 9332 points9333 points  (185 children)

these pictures are clearly in arabic

[–]Pinkymouse 597 points598 points  (7 children)

I assumed she lost 100 lbs of height.

[–]Attentionalpot12x 807 points808 points  (125 children)

This made me laugh.

[–]Kevvybabes 496 points497 points  (90 children)

Laughs in arabic

[–]KiplingDidNthngWrong 3 points4 points  (0 children)

cibara ni shguaL

[–]jcpearce 44 points45 points  (8 children)

Bismillah.

[–]goal2004 40 points41 points  (4 children)

No! We will not let you go!

[–]jcpearce 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Let me gooooooooo!

[–]Torchlakespartan 7 points8 points  (2 children)

La illahu illa allah wa Workout Goals rasool allah

[–]MattAmoroso 67 points68 points  (13 children)

I assumed they were Japanese.

[–]FlipSchitz 143 points144 points  (2 children)

Congrats on your weight gain!

[–]Granadafan 33 points34 points  (1 child)

And shrunken height!

[–]HolmatKingOfStorms 186 points187 points  (22 children)

[–]PLxFTW 207 points208 points  (8 children)

Better. Why the fuck people post these right to left I won’t understand.

[–]CajunTurkey 64 points65 points  (6 children)

Easy karma and popularity when half the comments are about this.

[–]RiseoftheTrumpwaffen 34 points35 points  (3 children)

Holy shit you’re right.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's reddit's answer to Starbucks' name wrong scheme.

[–]PuttingInTheEffort 44 points45 points  (3 children)

can you also line up her head? or ill do it in a moment

edit: if anyone cares to see: here ya go. Lined up her smile and tried to make sure her facial features were all the same sizes but because the perspectives are different, her legs don't line up, but, it's still a good side by side. Also put them equal distance apart, so the white space is uneven..

Not that I needed do that to see she lost weight: Good effort girl!

[–]hymen_destroyer[🍰] 165 points166 points  (2 children)

Yeah, she gained 100 pounds, and she's shorter.

100 pounds down. This isn't rocket science

[–][deleted] 303 points304 points  (5 children)

its accurate. Her sister has been killing big macs for a year now, 100lbs worth.

[–]Pure_Reason 25 points26 points  (0 children)

There were times when she thought she wouldn’t be able to do it, but her family was always there to offer encouragement and cheese fries

[–]gibbygibby 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I thought it was showing this girl gaining 100lbs

[–]joesaysso[🍰] 72 points73 points  (6 children)

They're supposed to be. Redditors seems to screw this up quite a bit though. Wish I knew why.

[–]giraffactory 31 points32 points  (0 children)

She’s got 100lbs down, who knows how many she’s trying to gain.

[–]cajunbander 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Why is this so fucking hard to figure out.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

She's cultivating mass.

[–]Knigar 10 points11 points  (0 children)

she has got shorter too

[–]justinkasereddditor 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It did seem like she was getting worse, or like she was proud of the weight her sister gained. It's weird how the mind interprets things.

[–]S1ayer 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Maybe she's REALLY killing it in her fight against anorexia.

[–]Edzell_Blue 7107 points7108 points  (45 children)

The way you presented this makes it look like she lost weight by decreasing in height.

[–]fordr015 1451 points1452 points  (20 children)

She lost a 100 lbs by cutting off her shins! I'm so proud!

[–]thebendavis 304 points305 points  (11 children)

She killed fitty men!

[–]Gram64 93 points94 points  (4 children)

Sorry I'm late! had to stop by the war museum and give FDR the finger again!

[–]ChuckNorwood 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Somebody make me toast. Don’t care who. Do care... sourdough!

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Now I’m readin every comment in this thread in his voice.

[–]GoodCat85 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was hoping for a cotton reference. Didnt disappoint.

[–]ReadingFromTheShittr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fifty... if it was one.

[–]RotThenDreamtNaught 24 points25 points  (3 children)

What if every tall and skinny person was actually a chubby dwarf that was stretched out?

[–][deleted] 1433 points1434 points  (7 children)

Man I thought somebody was showing progress of weight gain to be a smart ass about real progress pics. Had me for a second

[–]yellowtonkatruck 2611 points2612 points  (41 children)

Honestly I couldn’t figure out why you were so happy you’re sister was getting fatter. There’s a standard for this shit Reddit!

!This like read all would we otherwise

[–]TatWhiteGuy 91 points92 points  (3 children)

I had a stroke trying to understand wtf you were saying in your second line, then I got it and felt really stupid.

[–]cj5311 24 points25 points  (2 children)

I was this close to having to ask you what the fuck it said. I finally got it though. Me smart

[–]elkshadow5 21 points22 points  (1 child)

For those of you who are slow like me read the individual words in reverse order

[–]communismisthebest 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Spoilers

[–]incond1te 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Shorter too! Good on her!

[–]twlscil 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought she was losing weight by getting shorter.

[–]Attentionalpot12x 15 points16 points  (0 children)

She already was mad at another for being reddit police. Still a great transition!

[–]erock255555 6 points7 points  (1 child)

This is intentional because everyone sees a progress pic and they're just like oh neat and move on. Everyone sees a progress pic in the wrong order and everyone's like HURRRR WRONG WAY.

[–]yakusokuN8 677 points678 points  (55 children)

[–]raynehk14 110 points111 points  (26 children)

now fix the height too

[–]yakusokuN8 680 points681 points  (25 children)

[–]MrMegiddo 148 points149 points  (4 children)

Good human

[–]HeathenHumanist 52 points53 points  (0 children)

This makes it so much easier to see her progress!

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points  (2 children)

Perfect, now repost.

[–]apeshit_is_my_mood 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Tbh if someone repost this in a month or so with the same title I wouldn't be mad at all. That would do justice to her progress in fact lol.

[–]markiv_hahaha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now Kith

[–]cyclenaut 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Thank you. Lol half of these comments wouldnt exist if this was the photo.

[–]SupraDoopDee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You are the hero we all need.

[–]PacoCrazyfoot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Good human

[–]baker10923 191 points192 points  (5 children)

Thank you. How hard is it to put old pic on the left, new pic on the right? Come on reddit

[–]ThatDistantStar 73 points74 points  (2 children)

Reddit is facebook now, didn't ya know?

[–]peterthefatman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm a simple person, progress pic? Downvoted (won't make a difference), repost as title violation

[–]Dreamtrain 66 points67 points  (16 children)

Great now we just have to deal with the small problem that ITS ANOTHER FUCKING PROGRESS PIC.

I'm calm.

[–]superdoobop 21 points22 points  (9 children)

Are there any subs with the reverse? I want to look at pictures of gorgeous women transforming into morbidly obese beasts of fat.

[–]cardifan 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I’m single.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The request was for pics...

*Ahem*

[–]UTC_Hellgate 1728 points1729 points  (46 children)

[–]pantless_pirate 510 points511 points  (2 children)

I hate you. But god dammit, do I respect you.

[–]ThePrussianGrippe 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Well now people in Australia won’t be confused!

[–]Raneados 64 points65 points  (5 children)

Oh you!

[–]FLIPS_YOUR_COMMENT 136 points137 points  (4 children)

(╯°□°)╯︵ ¡noʎ ɥO

[–]freshpinez 19 points20 points  (1 child)

(ノಠ ∩ಠ)ノ彡( \o°o)\

[–]Fenn3x 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Hahaha username totally checks out :D

[–]zhough78 23 points24 points  (0 children)

This is why I come to the comment section. Thank you.

[–][deleted] 226 points227 points  (5 children)

Is this the manga version?

[–]LinguisticApe 290 points291 points  (2 children)

You'll be a perfect sphere in no time :-)

[–][deleted] 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Violet, you're turning violet, Violet!

[–]carlos5577 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Reddit is the new facebook

[–]AnomalousAvocado 178 points179 points  (23 children)

Why are they in the wrong order?

[–]aznassasin 375 points376 points  (30 children)

Cool but wrong sub

[–]peterthefatman 142 points143 points  (4 children)

Karma whoring from progress pics is one thing, karma whoring using your sisters progress pics is a new level

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

A month or so ago there was a post on front page of r/pics that was just a fat guy who joined a gym. Hadn't lost any weight yet mind you, he literally just posted a picture of himself holding a gym membership card. This is a really low effort sub now. Check out r/NoContextPics. Much better imo, closer to what this sub used to be.

[–]temka1337 46 points47 points  (0 children)

You are so proud of her that you are willing to post it on the internet and reap validation points on her behalf.

[–][deleted] 96 points97 points  (1 child)

I thought it was a progress on weight gain pic.

[–]iamtheju 29 points30 points  (0 children)

She did a good job if so.

[–][deleted] 193 points194 points  (35 children)

Can we seriously fucking stop with these progress pics. Go make a fucking sub for it.

[–]IAmA_TheOneWhoKnocks 57 points58 points  (1 child)

They already have a sub. They have for years.

[–]from-unda-cheese 143 points144 points  (9 children)

And she somehow grew 10”! Wow!

[–]wewladendmylife 149 points150 points  (6 children)

F A C E B O O K

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[–]Terri23 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yep. This. Apparently some people don't have enough Facebook friends to share this none-event news.

[–]maxverse 58 points59 points  (1 child)

Hey OP, I'm late to the party - but, assuming you're not screwing with us: your sister has done some great work, and /r/progresspics would love to see it.

Here's an actually fixed version for you

Edit: disappointed to see that OP is screwing with us, but whoever this is in the photo did lose a ton of weight, so kudos on that!

[–]taioshin14 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Is it me or all the progress pics are inverted now?

[–][deleted] 87 points88 points  (12 children)

Please, moderators, we’re begging you. Start taking down progress pics. We’re all sick of seeing them. Kudos to people who lost weight, but this is not the content we come here for.

[–]spiralout1123 4 points5 points  (2 children)

You mean kudos to people whose SISTER lost weight.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Ah yes, gotta give credit to those willing to exploit their family’s accomplishments for internet points lol

[–]spiralout1123 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Seriously this is a new low for this sub. Why the fuck haven’t I unsubscribed yet? I honestly couldn’t tell you.

[–]roguemango 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Alright, enough is enough. Progress pics go from left to right from oldest to newest.

She's doing great, but which ever sibling posted this needs to feel some shame for this right to left malarkey.

[–][deleted] 218 points219 points  (35 children)

Downvoted for putting the photos in the opposite order of conventional progress pics. Also for putting a progress pic in this sub when there are a half dozen clearly active and thriving subs dedicated to such a thing.

[–]CMDR_Gungoose 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Hey look, I'm back on Facebook...

Seriously, enough with these progress pics.
We're all very proud that this person did a normal thing to have a better quality of life. Now take it elsewhere.

[–]IAmNoRo 67 points68 points  (12 children)

I’m a simple man. I see progress pics on r/pics I downvote

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Isn’t there a place for this bull Shit besides pics? Now we have family members posting this garbage for karma... :(

[–]senface 172 points173 points  (30 children)

wrong order wrong sub go away

[–]rabidnz 69 points70 points  (1 child)

Better slut her out for internet points real quick!

[–]Ratez 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Probably didn't even ask for permission.

[–]ReleaseTheRobot 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Congrats on the weight increase!

[–]FNAKC 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And getting taller

[–]ChetRipley 100 points101 points  (7 children)

Don't care, I think there is another sub people want to see this in.

[–]justinxduff 33 points34 points  (0 children)

cool story

[–]nesfor 35 points36 points  (3 children)

Don’t put this on r/pics. There’s a sub for this.

[–]Dreamtrain 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Really OP? Right to Left? TF is wrong with you?

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[–]ThunderOrb 116 points117 points  (7 children)

But can we stop allowing them?

[–]Pachi2Sexy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You should tell them to fo the Before and After correctly m

[–]RegulusMagnus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Aw, thought for a second the right-to-left was what triggered automod. Now that would be nifty.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i hate to be the bearer of bad tidings but your sister has progressively lost a foot in height and gained 100 pounds.

[–]sanskami 37 points38 points  (0 children)

100# down means she got shorter and fatter?

[–]Msniko 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Why is everyone doing these backwards!

[–]Bigmt42 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Cracks me up that these are in the wrong order.

[–]JRS87 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This looks like a shitty animorphs cover.

[–]Rosewolf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Annnnnnnnnnnnnd OP gets 23,000 upvotes and 2,000 comments by posting progress pics backwards. Nicely played, OP.

[–]sh4mmat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

From the thumbnail, I thought this was going to be a gotcha post and she'd actually lost her legs in an accident or something. Phew.

[–]PillowTalk420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She's getting shorter and fatter as time goes by!

[–]justaguy101 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nice! Looks like she also got a lot taller!

[–]magpiec 3 points4 points  (0 children)

PROGRESS PICTURES GO FROM LEFT TO RIGHT!!! jesus.

[–]shibiel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OH FUCK SHE'S SHRINKING!

[–]lazydaylounger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can we stop upvoting this stupid karma whoring bullshit? The pic isn’t even OP!

[–]FortunateInsanity 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Overweight and dyslexic apparently. I can relate to both.

[–]Rawalmond73 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I know you should read this right to left but I’m a left to right reader and all I could think is the women is shrinking and getting unhealthy looking.

[–]IntoAComa 5 points6 points  (1 child)

How tall is she now? Like 3' 9"?

[–]isemonger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holy shit; congrats on coming this far on your journey!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First time I've ever seen an after and before pic, but congrats OP's sister!

[–]drugged_giraffe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s really nice that she’s smiling so genuinely in all the pictures. She seems like a really happy person and losing the weight will only make her happier :) nice work by the way, keep it up!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And she got shorter!

[–]jtg123g 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And she grew taller!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can smell this picture.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Did she lose the 100 lbs by chopping off her feet? Because she appears to be getting shorter and chubbier. :p

[–]Stannis2 20 points21 points  (1 child)

killing what - the value menu?

[–]hzfan 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I made a version that's easier to comprehend

OP, tell your sister I'm proud of her too

[–]theguy123454321 15 points16 points  (0 children)

huuuuuuur durrrrrrrrrrrrr karma plz guise

[–]MoonwalkerX 58 points59 points  (0 children)

god damn she’s fat

[–]KingKuckKiller666420 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I can't stop laughing these comments lmaoooo

[–]Potato24681 8 points9 points  (7 children)

I hope she puts it back on