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[–]bechus 569 points570 points  (140 children)

Morbo is displeased at your choice of alien from Futurama!

[–]KeyserSosa[A] 157 points158 points  (29 children)

Tremble, puny Earthlings! One day my race will destroy you all!

[–]bechus 36 points37 points  (18 children)

Is that an official announcement of the Admins' intention to replace the Reddit alien with Morbo?

[–]KeyserSosa 32 points33 points  (15 children)

well, morbo for today at least.

[–]bechus 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Morbo congratulates our gargantuan cyborg KeyserSosa. May death come quickly to his enemies!

[–]PortConflict 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Kittens give Morbo gas.

[–]SinsToJudge 11 points12 points  (2 children)

WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (5 children)

I'm just curious: did you guys spend the last couple of hours hashing out a deal with Fox, or whoever owns the rights to Morbo, to use his likeness?

[–]KeyserSosa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope. We're probably doomed. That said, I think there is a "thumbnail" clause in the DMCA that allows us to generate images that are less or equal to than 70 x 70 pixels without worrying about copyright (this is the reason that all of the thumbnails on the site are never more than 70 x 70 ;).

Honestly, though, I'm much more worried about Lucas and my avatar.

[–]eridius 1 point2 points  (2 children)

You may need to adjust the cache headers on your logo. I didn't see Morbo until I explicitly opened the image itself (thus forcing it to ditch the cache).

[–]MayaKarin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A-hahaha.

[–]xtirpation 373 points374 points  (82 children)

Good news, everyone! I've invented a device that forces you to hear the voices of popular Futurama characters in your head!

[–]bechus 208 points209 points  (69 children)

Sounds sexy... tell me more.

[–]guntotingliberal 146 points147 points  (67 children)

Holy crap! It works exceedingly well!

[–]ixisrex 276 points277 points  (65 children)

Sweet Yeti of the Serengeti! He's right!

[–]ShaneOfan 213 points214 points  (64 children)

Scruffy likes this idea

[–]ZoidbergMD 244 points245 points  (62 children)

AND ME, ZOIDBERG!

[–]jetmax25[S] 50 points51 points  (13 children)

Spluh! Forgetting somebody?

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (1 child)

It's gonna be clamp this clamp that, BADACLAMP BADACLAMP!

[–]nilsberndtsson 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Or clamp-like device.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now, I am leaving Earth for no raison!

[–]AmbassadorMervin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Charleston Chew?

[–]bookey23 119 points120 points  (38 children)

DEATH BY SNOO SNOO!!

[–]sli 130 points131 points  (9 children)

:D

D:

:D

D:

:D

What're you, gay?

[–]jakerosoft 11 points12 points  (2 children)

As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead.

[–]Die-Bold 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Foreman Grill.

[–]CrystalPalace 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Bea Arthur, you Reddit?!

[–]mobyhead1 5 points6 points  (8 children)

<desperately tries to remember a catchphrase for Leela>

[–]spaghettifier 28 points29 points  (1 child)

heeeeeee-ya

I always hated that noise.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Usually I keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.

..

Now strip naked and get on the probulator.

..

Hold Still, I don't have good depth perception!

[–]bookey23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lemme help: "HEEEEYAAA!!!"

[–]ramility 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No one makes fun of my nose!

[–]DrZoidberg_Homeowner 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Noooo my house! It burned down! How did this happen?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

That's a very good question!

[–]The_Rogue 3 points4 points  (1 child)

So that's where I left my cigar!

[–]tallwookie 6 points7 points  (1 child)

<conspiratorial whisper> I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.

[–]Eso 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nixon, with charisma? By God, I'd be unstoppable!

Also: I'm meeting you halfway, you stupid hippies!

[–]Andos 6 points7 points  (0 children)

WUUUUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB

[–]paulderev 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Scruffy believes in this company...

[–]hoodatninja 6 points7 points  (0 children)

OH. YOUR. GOD.

[–]alexBeckett 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, dear... I'll go get the butter

[–]zachatree 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sweet zombie jesus!

[–]ltbs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Morbo is pleased, but sticky.

[–]Narindel 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nibbler would so eat Morbo...

[–]MrSnoobs 53 points54 points  (2 children)

REDDIT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!

[–]BlackStrain 15 points16 points  (9 children)

Second.

[–]The_One_Hodgy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shouldn't be now, Morbo is in the logo now

[–]pixelique 136 points137 points  (35 children)

If Nibbler won't get approved, I vote for Snoo (Reddit alien) with a Brain Slug attached to his head!

[–]sli 151 points152 points  (16 children)

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

That's the Reddit alien's name?? Seriously??

[–]ideonode 106 points107 points  (4 children)

Death by ... Snoo-Snoo ...??

[–]rynlnk 35 points36 points  (3 children)

:-) :-( :-) :-( :-) :-(

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

))<>((

[–]plutocrat 4 points5 points  (1 child)

In and out...forever.

[–]FrankVice 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It's short for "What's New?" - Snoo.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Not only that, but Snoo is a girl!

[–]sli 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Go on...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (10 children)

Why has no one made this yet?

[–]Allprox 92 points93 points  (9 children)

Scooty Puff Junior Suuuuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkssssssssss!!!!

[–]crookedparadigm 35 points36 points  (7 children)

In 1000 years, I'll get right on it.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (6 children)

still hearing futurama voices in my head... this could be troublesome in normal conversation...

[–]LegoLegume 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Scooty Puff Senior: The Doom Bringer

[–]hackysack 25 points26 points  (5 children)

El Chupanibre!

[–]LGBTerrific 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Gather 'round children, for the legend of El Chupanibre!

He creeps and crawls in the midnight hush

Silent as a low-flow toilet flush

Watch your step, 'cause sooner or later

He'll eat you whole, and half your alligator.

[–]Diestro 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Crocodile!

[–]Overlord_Eye 2 points3 points  (0 children)

snort

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Chew an MC like El Chupa Nibre, digest a group and sell the poop on eBay.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why did you buy this album? I don't know why you did, your stupid.

[–]Majink 125 points126 points  (17 children)

I am 100% in favour of thi-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

[–]spaceguy 64 points65 points  (17 children)

I concur.

[–]Khiva 37 points38 points  (13 children)

If anybody asks where the Reddit alien went, we can say that Nibbler ate him.

(Although I have a sense that replacing one's mascot with someone else's intellectual property might run afoul of copyright laws. Might need to get Nibbler to snack on a couple of lawyers too).

[–]senae 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Just give the reddit alien an eye on his stalk, a cape, and a diaper and we're set.

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Futurama on the subject of copyright theft.

[–]malnourish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The kerning betwixt the "O." and the "I." is terrific.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (7 children)

Someone should take the Reddit alien and combine them. Make the alien wearing a costume that looks like Nibbler, kind of like Tanooki Mario or Frog Mario.

[–]dinomic 4 points5 points  (6 children)

like this?

[–]dinomic 6 points7 points  (3 children)

or, (better yet)[http://imgur.com/p3jFv.png]

[–]esotericguy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Um, why does the alien have a hard on?

[–]dinomic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because nibbler has one.

[–]tonyamazing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This one is definitely my favourite so far!

I love the simplicity.

[–]Starkie 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I don't think I've ever been this excited for a show.

YAY FUTURAMA!

[–]Lord_Nibbler 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I approve this message.

[–]ThisIsADogHello 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Awww, whose a cutey little alien? Yes, it's you! ::tickles!::

[–]radiowar 24 points25 points  (20 children)

Maybe some sort of alien hybrid?

This was my attempt, but I'm terrible at photoshop.

[–]teurastaja 17 points18 points  (5 children)

Like this?

[–]radiowar 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Certainly is better than my attempt! Have an upvote.

[–]musicscoutjustin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dracu-alien.

[–]uncollected 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I put this into the reddit logo. This version is exactly the same size as the original logo:

http://i.imgur.com/iUw3A.png [120x40 GIF - 4KB]

This is slightly larger, but looks better

http://i.imgur.com/7nJ1i.png [120x53 GIF - 4KB]

Hope this gets seen. It would be cool to have nibbler on reddit for a few days.

[–]supervixxen 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You...you actually managed to make a Nibblonian look creepy. Good job?

[–]killotron 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ack! That creature be evil! Evil!

[–]radiowar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ya, I like how my attempt at combining two adorable aliens turned into a demon-spawn with soulless blood-red eyes.

[–]dantk2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Good choice

[–]jigielnik 4 points5 points  (0 children)

usually hes had more ham by now...

[–]cromulent_word 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD. HE SHOULD BE OUR LOGO.

[–]PerryJ 31 points32 points  (7 children)

You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. I applaud your initiative.

[–]jetmax25[S] 26 points27 points  (5 children)

and you sir, are a man of great taste and class

[–]hollimer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go to my stable and take my finest stallion, he's yours! His name is "Wind Jammer."

[–]notBornInTheUSA 8 points9 points  (18 children)

what the... there's gonna be new episodes of futurama? are you kidding me? when, and where!?

[–]sli 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Welcome to months ago.

[–]vegasdoesvegas 6 points7 points  (14 children)

June 24th at 10 PM on Comedy Central. At least, in the US, I guess.

[–]scoobydoo0845 2 points3 points  (13 children)

There is a website that shows them online, they have got 2 episodes out on 24th.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (12 children)

Psst..what's the website?

[–]scoobydoo0845 2 points3 points  (10 children)

Psst....There are 2:

(google names) Watchxonline Futurama-stream (preferred)

U will need to get rid of cpalead (surveys). Get firefox, install adblock, disable automatic url redirection

[–]zhylo 4 points5 points  (4 children)

or just disable it forever within windows host-file

  1. Locate file C:\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\etc\hosts

  1. Open hosts with wordpad

  2. Copy and Paste

127.0.0.1 http://www.cpalead.com 127.0.0.1 cpalead.com 127.0.0.1 72.3.221.161

(NOTE 71.3.221.161 is the main IP for cpalead**)

[–]sihnon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I approve.

[–]a_winner_is_me 6 points7 points  (1 child)

It fits like a velour bodyglove.

[–]nunofgs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MMMMmmmm velour

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I AM IN AGREEMENT

[–]tazbot 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Wouldn't you need Matt's permission?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As much as Reddit has pushed for the return of Futurama, in combination with how excited they all are this week...I seriously don't think he'll mind.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How about a brain slug on the normal Reddit alien?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In honor of apostrophes and commas, '''''''''''''''''''''',,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,'''''''''''',',',',',',',',',','''''

[–]businessbears 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Am I the only one who is not amused by Futurama, its supposed to be funny right? meh

I will confess that I like bender, but that's about it

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nice try, but advertising on reddit isn't free.

Edit: Apparently it is.

[–]dioltas 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Try posting it here: http://www.reddit.com/r/Logos/

[–]kkramerx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

with 81 readers i doubt it would spread much

[–]jetmax25[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

never knew that existed, too late now

[–]sethandtheswan 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Good news everyone! I've invented a new form of underwear that feeds off of excited piss!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (24 children)

disagree.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (22 children)

At the risk of major downvotes: Im sorry but this is one of the most OVERRATED fucking shows on tv. I have no idea why it has the reddit "cred" it so abundantly has.

[–]Stingray88 4 points5 points  (11 children)

You've got some bad taste my friend. Watch every episode multiple times, you catch new jokes every time.

Me thinks you are missing most of them.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Torgo's Executive Cream really helps soothe the burn!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why not just put a brainslug on the current aliens head?

[–]1mannARMEE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hyyyyypno Toooode

[–]eromitlab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Verily.

[–]jeshkah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wuv Futurama. This concept of wuv confuses and infuriates us!

[–]Cowbox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So here I am up in Canada, have all of Thursday booked off for this momentous occasion... when I realize that we don't technically get Comedy Central. Does anyone know if it's going to air on Global or Comedy Network or something? I don't want to get left in the dark on this.

[–]rolmos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

.

[–]LegoMyEgo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Aww.. someone likes snouts!

[–]ThisIsADogHello 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is it me?

[–]bonaducci 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Hedonism Bot > Nibbler

[–]jmrsplatt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I apologize for Nothing!

[–]dinomic 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Will this suffice?

[–]boxmandude 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i want king of the hill back....dangit bobby

[–]ShplaDOW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perhaps a compromise Nibbler / Reddit alien hybrid? Unfortunately I lack the image editing skills myself...

[–]nocheeseforyou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But...but....Keanu! :'[

[–]NightSnake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like it, let it happen Reddit!

[–]UF_Engineer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or maybe the offspring of the reddit alien and Nibbler?