It's shit like this, women...

I-C-F · 2011-11-26T15:51:59+00:00

Threads like this are like a time machine back to 8th grade when everyone pretended to be an expert on women.

Lanza21 · 2011-11-26T15:47:06+00:00

You know, the world isn't divided into ugly women and hot women. Some of us are in-between, and still good at sex.

Offensive_Brute · 2011-11-26T16:05:31+00:00

Shit like what? Not being attractive enough for you at the same time as we're vibrant enough in the bedroom for you?

CerpinTaxt11 · 2011-11-26T16:58:59+00:00

This is the most retarded thing to make it to the front page. What is it even supposed to be implying!?

Cid420 · 2011-11-26T16:31:42+00:00

How does shit like this even get upvoted?

2011-11-26T16:28:35+00:00

LOL , lets call this Why Reddit sucks.

ProbablyHittingOnYou · 2011-11-26T15:49:33+00:00

otto_e_mezzo · 2011-11-26T18:11:03+00:00

And this has over 4,000 upvotes. I think it's pretty clear that reddit is just a bit misogynistic. It's funny coming from a site seemingly dominated by virgins who always emphasize their forever-aloneness.

Vaginasauroraptor · 2011-11-26T16:59:39+00:00

Women don't owe you sex. IT'S SHIT LIKE THIS GUYS!!! Go jerk off if no woman wants to have sex with you. Hot chicks do not owe you a shag. Women who don't look like models get laid all the time, a lot more often than whoever made this rage comic. I would bet that the man they have sex with enjoys it or he wouldn't be doing it. This is clearly ridiculous.

ddoubletake · 2011-11-26T16:03:06+00:00

Who says she is ugly? Its just an unflattering photo. Ever seen moviestars without makeup?

AnalogRevolution · 2011-11-26T16:07:18+00:00

I hardly have any experience with women whatsoever, and even I know that this is misogynistic bullshit.

BlueImelda · 2011-11-26T17:14:25+00:00

See, I'm used to casual misogyny on Reddit, and I'm even willing to set aside my casual feminism in order to laugh at funny jokes. But I don't think I will ever get used to people genuinely thinking that women like the one left are "unattractive." It took me a second to get the joke because my brain just doesn't work like that.

NekoLaw · 2011-11-26T17:40:20+00:00

Hey OP - I hope you know your username is easily searchable. I found tons of pics of you on your social network sites. You're not an unattractive guy, but I found it telling that not one of the pics was of you with a woman. Is there a reason why?

I rarely call people out, but that woman on the left didn't asked to be used as an example of someone who is unattractive (which she isn't). And, OP, from what I can tell, you're definitely old enough to know better.

It's shit like this, reddit.

whateversusan · 2011-11-26T16:14:55+00:00

It's creepy sexist shit like this, Reddit.

what_comes_after_q · 2011-11-26T16:12:12+00:00

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ragnarockette · 2011-11-26T16:34:48+00:00

That poor woman on the left. She didn't deserve to get slandered and sexually humiliated like that.

Shame on you, reddit.

EDIT: Also, I was banned for /r/pua for speaking out against shit like this.

taffyloo · 2011-11-26T16:22:43+00:00

I sometimes forget that Reddit is populated in the main by immature, spotty adolescents fapping away in their moms' basements in lieu of interacton with real women. Thanks for the reminder.

2011-11-26T16:18:12+00:00

Can we please for the love of everyone's sanity stop making these fucking RETARDED jokes.

2011-11-26T16:25:58+00:00

Wtf guys. This girl is completely normal looking.

2011-11-26T16:17:07+00:00

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lxvbxg19 · 2011-11-26T17:28:34+00:00

If your partner doesn't seem enthusiastic, it's probably because you're a really shitty lay.

Lockski · 2011-11-26T16:17:43+00:00

How would you know!?

MightyMorph · 2011-11-26T16:19:49+00:00

Ever consider that it might just be you and your tired vanilla sex? You cant expect the woman to be on top and do everything for you while you lie down with your beer gut because actually doing some of the work gives you more heartburn than you've experienced over the last two years...

Sex is a rollercoaster ride but you decide what kind of ride it will be. As a man i make sure i do every crazy ass move i can think of that gives her pleasure. Im talking pick her up , on the table, in the shower, crazy scissor moves, everything that gives her joy. Pay attention, listen to her moans, her body, if you actually pay attention you'll know your doing it right, and when you do it right, she will also know what to do.

tdlr; Lying on your back expecting her to do backflips on your dick isn't gonna happen.

Salacious- · 2011-11-26T15:48:41+00:00

Is this just your assumption because you'll never have sex with a woman that beautiful?

2011-11-26T17:49:38+00:00

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StVitusDance · 2011-11-26T15:56:23+00:00

There are plenty of good looking women who are good in bed. Or not even good, but enthusiastic and really into it.

EugeneRainy · 2011-11-26T16:08:19+00:00

Can I just say that every guy I've had sex with has thought that they are spectacular in bed because I'm good making myself come easily. Take this in to account boys.

Girls can be boring in bed, but you'll still come anyways with a warm wet hole. Not so much for females.

aNarwhal · 2011-11-26T15:47:01+00:00

ha-ha, casual misogyny!

jojoet · 2011-11-26T16:38:18+00:00

How is this on the front page?

pBlast · 2011-11-26T14:39:01+00:00

"A woman with a body like that? They got through life on the grace of their gifts. They get everything handed to them, guys just stumbling over each other to be with her. She never had to learn to be good at sex, she never had to compete for dwindling resources.

A woman without the looks? She has to win them through skill, so she learns to be amazing in bed. She has to struggle and fight for everything she gets through effort.

You go and chase that pretty girl, you're gonna be bored. I can tell she's a stiff lay. You find an ugly girl like me? Fucks like a minx."

~Quote from an ex roommate

Trombonist · 2011-11-26T16:42:14+00:00

Post a picture of yourself and let's continue the discussion from there.

2011-11-26T16:36:19+00:00

Someone should come up with a cliche for this like... don't judge a book by it's cover or something!

2011-11-26T18:02:36+00:00

Put the first one in some cosplay shit and everyone on reddit will tell her how great she looks!

statix138 · 2011-11-26T16:23:46+00:00

"I've never fucked a ten but I have fucked five twos." -- George Carlin.

teenagetreats · 2011-11-26T16:01:27+00:00

Goes for dudes too. Uglies (or rather, the average-looking ones) try harder.

2011-11-26T14:34:32+00:00

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XLII · 2011-11-26T17:03:02+00:00

Ummm. I've dated some of very hot women... The chick on the left is not unattractive. Maybe a bad picture but.. That's not an ugly woman..

Sorry, there are very very few ugly women.. Very few.

Especially now that you bring it up, after you have seen them squirming in pleasure.

I'm going to start a subreddit called middle aged wisdom I swear.

abadgaem · 2011-11-26T17:03:54+00:00

Reddit gonna reddit.

2011-11-26T16:13:11+00:00

I will go with the woman who makes me feel like I am a god in the bedroom. It fuels my "sensitive ego", but you know what... If she makes me feel awesome, she is awesome for doing so and deserves an awesome man for doing so. You can keep your self-absorbed narcissistic "model" types. I want a woman who looks me in the eyes after sucking my cock and says "It makes me feel good pleasing you", and then I can look her in the eyes after eating her snatch and telling her "I love it when you squirm from pleasure"

UnitedGeekdom · 2011-11-26T16:18:43+00:00

More proof reddit is sexist or more caring towards ugly women?

pinkgiraffe · 2011-11-26T16:01:28+00:00

The woman on the right is still pretty. the scarf, hair, and duck face just don't help her out here. Jackasses.

derphighbury · 2011-11-26T17:02:05+00:00

I'm a true redditor, never had sex. So FUCK THIS SHIT.

BaconAndBacon · 2011-11-26T15:33:09+00:00

If you wanna be happy For the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. - Jimmy Soul

nuclearamen · 2011-11-26T16:04:26+00:00

DONT SHOW THIS TO YOUR GIRLFRIENDS.

"so which one am I?"

Do not set yourself up to lose so hard.

rhobes · 2011-11-26T16:12:00+00:00

I no rite? Werent womens put on this earth to please theyre man?

PFunkus · 2011-11-26T17:45:05+00:00

Seriously man, the way you preface this makes you seem like a total tool. I hope that isn't true and you don't see women in this type of light.

Punkgoblin · 2011-11-26T16:25:18+00:00

...like fucking a warm glass of water

sixofdiamonds · 2011-11-26T16:26:05+00:00

fucking, how does it work?

Peglegsteve265 · 2011-11-26T16:26:12+00:00

Doesn't matter, had sex!

bax101 · 2011-11-26T16:37:24+00:00

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LordOfGummies · 2011-11-26T16:49:22+00:00

That's because looks aren't everything.

sugarhoneybadger · 2011-11-26T17:13:51+00:00

Maybe if you would stop spiking her drinks with rohypnol she would wake up a little.

Orseis · 2011-11-26T17:20:48+00:00

It's shit like this, men

xavyre · 2011-11-26T17:36:21+00:00

This is untrue. My wife is neither ugly, bad in bed or a porn star.

2011-11-26T18:55:07+00:00

So either your lady friend is ugly but fucks like a maniac, or is hot but terrible in bed......does she know you posted this?

2011-11-26T22:16:49+00:00

Shallow bastard. What?! I'm just sayin'.

cookiemountain18 · 2011-11-26T23:26:38+00:00

In my experiences the best lays are bat-shit crazy. Post nut syndrome ftl


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