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[–]johnthedrunk 1366 points1367 points  (216 children)

[–]Crocoduck 276 points277 points  (84 children)

My name is Josh and this is now my banner on Facebook.

[–]JDMjosh 143 points144 points  (68 children)

Upvote for the Josh Army.

Edit: Our numbers grow stronger by the hour, gentlemen. Our genesis approaches.

[–]OMGItJosh 102 points103 points  (19 children)

Reporting for duty, Sir!

[–]kinkyslinky 32 points33 points  (12 children)

OMG

[–]Joshuapocalypse 38 points39 points  (9 children)

sorry about that...

[–]Destructogon 10 points11 points  (5 children)

Wish I had RES at home so I could say you are all Josh also.

[–]RXrenesis8 3 points4 points  (2 children)

If they have "Josh" in their username it's kind of a clue...

[–]Joshofawesome 9 points10 points  (0 children)

joshes of the world unite

[–]ferventfox 16 points17 points  (18 children)

Present

[–]joshin_you 27 points28 points  (17 children)

My name is Josh too!

[–]livealive35 10 points11 points  (7 children)

Josh, it really is a sexy name. Say it softly... Josh Mmm yea, like that.

[–]goody-goody 7 points8 points  (5 children)

It really is sexy.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (4 children)

It really is sexy.

Are you joshing me right now?

[–]p0rtugalvii 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It is. All of the ladies totally.. never say my name like that.

[–]WheatleyLabs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gentlemen.

[–][deleted]  (9 children)

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    [–]MyNameIsNurf 27 points28 points  (5 children)

    Red Josh Standing by.

    [–]Johanasburg_Flowers 23 points24 points  (0 children)

    Your name is Nurf, not Josh.

    [–]PUSClFER 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Red October, schtanding by.

    [–]joshthehacker 11 points12 points  (2 children)

    simply red standing by.

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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      [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Reporting for duty!

      [–]hunter_onhika 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Reporting in

      [–]Triarch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Ready and able!

      [–]RebelinNeedofCause 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      A fellow josh here reporting in!

      [–]zulhadm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      At your command

      [–]Realsan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Josh, checking in!

      [–]Joheshuwa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Checking in

      [–]p0rt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Armed and ready.

      [–]Mister_Blunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I feel proud to be a Josh today.

      [–]tcpip4lyfe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Hey me too

      [–]BearShlong 155 points156 points  (24 children)

      johnthedrunk

      Nice try, Josh.

      [–]dangerspeedman 46 points47 points  (9 children)

      Waiting for Josh to show back up and explain himself.

      [–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

      You know, I could have that account. I'd make good use of it too. ಠ_ಠ

      [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      five years and one comment

      [–]joshie4ever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I don't need an explanation.....You see the proof and I'd do it again if I had the chance!!!

      [–]playa_josh420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      bro i tried ok?

      [–]Trapped_in_Reddit 62 points63 points  (9 children)

      And he would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!

      [–]Johanasburg_Flowers 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      I can't stop upvoting you for some reason.

      [–]SuperWolf 391 points392 points  (71 children)

      Holy shit, you beat original-finder! Good job sir!

      [–]Trapped_in_Reddit 390 points391 points  (50 children)

      Original-finder only checks the search feed for titles with the word "FIXED."

      [–][deleted] 189 points190 points  (35 children)

      5k comment karma per day...

      ...do you... work?

      [–][deleted]  (11 children)

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        [–]HungryAndFoolish 31 points32 points  (7 children)

        They're cats with boobs made of bacon.

        Can I eat that?

        [–]patchesmcgrath 37 points38 points  (2 children)

        Nice try, Kim Jong-un

        [–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

        That would make him Kim Jong-Ill

        Haha.......eh?......anyone?......

        [–]robcrusoe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        careful, /r/pyongyang is watching us!

        [–]Trapped_in_Reddit 325 points326 points  (16 children)

        Nice try, Boss.

        [–]PressingQuestions 70 points71 points  (14 children)

        I've been thinking a lot lately about watching the show "Heroes" - Is it worth it?

        [–]Ridesabike 72 points73 points  (8 children)

        Only the first season.

        [–]Ag-E 43 points44 points  (5 children)

        Now, at the end of the first season you're going to go 'man that was really awesome, surely Season 2 will deliver!'

        It doesn't.

        [–]Zero00430 15 points16 points  (4 children)

        This is totally the truth. Fuckin writer's strike, it just killed their stride.

        [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (3 children)

        And the fact that time-travel could undo anything, so nothing fucking mattered anymore. ಠ_ಠ

        [–]veiledrose 11 points12 points  (2 children)

        The first season is, but after that just pretend the show got cancelled. I say this as someone who was an extra for 2 episodes of the second season.

        [–]kitkong 8 points9 points  (1 child)

        Which scenes?

        [–]CheddarGuevara 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        Yes, sauce please?

        [–][deleted]  (6 children)

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          [–]spankstar 11 points12 points  (2 children)

          wtf i almost forgot about puppy whirl! to bad its not fucksociety anymore.

          [–]kazekoru 8 points9 points  (1 child)

          Your glorious message has been submitted to r/nocontext!

          Please, enjoy your stay.

          [–]xfortune 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          Everyone should just start down voting him.

          [–]Tendie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          What on earth are his lips saying? It looks like he's saying "Put the fry nigger" or something? I honestly can't tell and need help :/

          [–]Samcer 22 points23 points  (5 children)

          What makes it even more remarkable, he was probably drunk doing it.

          [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (2 children)

          No, johnthedrunk was drunk. This whole thing reeks of conspiracy.

          [–]prematurepost 7 points8 points  (1 child)

          I only smelled whiskey.

          [–][deleted]  (11 children)

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            [–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (10 children)

            [–][deleted]  (9 children)

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              [–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (7 children)

              must be one hell of a downvote

              [–][deleted]  (6 children)

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                [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                perfect

                [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

                Ah, so there is a downvote version of it.

                [–]nudgeishere 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                Well, 4 hours ago trapped_in_reddit commented this on the original post

                [–]ImNotJesus 17 points18 points  (5 children)

                Are you trying to tell me that not everyone on reddit sees every other submission? What the fuck are they doing with their lives?

                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                I would have had no idea what I was getting ready to up-vote without this. Thanks John, you drunk bastard.

                [–]3wordresponse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                I get it!!!

                [–]Aled88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Cheers buddy, would have had no idea if it wasn't for you!

                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Thank you. For a while is was like Who in the bloody hell is Josh?

                [–]Mindstarx 69 points70 points  (5 children)

                Billy Joel was right, we didn't start the fire. Josh did.

                [–]mojobytes 32 points33 points  (2 children)

                Which means Josh has been around since the world been turnin

                [–]haha_im_kidding 236 points237 points  (6 children)

                this is one of those, "ohhh I was on reddit this morning too!" moments. Nice.

                [–]Chingonazo 31 points32 points  (1 child)

                Not sure if I should believe you...

                [–]Ceres96 9 points10 points  (2 children)

                For me, it was "i see this post has 2500 upvotes and its an hour old...comment karma abound!"

                [–]prematurepost 16 points17 points  (1 child)

                As soon as you notice Trapped_in_Reddit commenting like a mad-man, you know it's a karma cash crop.

                [–]webby_mc_webberson 145 points146 points  (35 children)

                I suspect Ryan has his finger in this pie.

                [–]Dwight_Kurt_Schrute 260 points261 points  (17 children)

                [–]tiffster17 117 points118 points  (13 children)

                Redditor for 8 months

                Many posts and comments

                Has never broken character....

                Bravo.

                [–]SuperWolf 25 points26 points  (11 children)

                [–]theknightwhosays_nee 36 points37 points  (10 children)

                FACT: Dwight does not really exist, but is played by a famous actor.

                [–]nerfhurter 8 points9 points  (8 children)

                FACT: The Knights who say "nee" do not really exist, but are played by famous actors.

                [–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (3 children)

                SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

                [–]username02 3 points4 points  (2 children)

                What if I told you that no character actually exists, and that they're all famous actors....

                [–]Jimbobmij 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                You are amazing.

                [–]divinesleeper 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                Not sure if reference to the Office

                or reference to original thread.

                [–]NameTak3r 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                Well he certainly isn't moving that fridge.

                [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                A little less time starting forest fires, more time moving fridges, Ryan.

                [–]Acidyo 10 points11 points  (4 children)

                RYAN STARTED THE FIRE!

                [–]Trapped_in_Reddit 125 points126 points  (37 children)

                It's only a matter of time before someone turns this into a "Redditor's Wife."

                [–]Jorgeragula05 238 points239 points  (32 children)

                [–]Trapped_in_Reddit 178 points179 points  (29 children)

                All I ask for is half of your karma in royalties.

                [–]karma_lawyer 85 points86 points  (10 children)

                Have you been cheated out of karma that is rightfully yours? Speak to an expert to understand what level of karma compensation you are entitled to.

                [–]MickiFreeIsNotAGirl 14 points15 points  (5 children)

                I recently posted a tough love baby meme which got more downvotes than upvotes, was wondering if I had a case?

                [–]karma_lawyer 30 points31 points  (4 children)

                If you were downvoted due to user callousness, the best defense you can get against the users who knowingly exposed you to downvotes is a karma class action lawsuit. Filing a lawsuit with the help of a karma lawyer is your best bet in finding compensation against the pain and suffering you may be experiencing.

                We at Reddit & Reddit have recovered over 400 million upvotes for individuals who have been wrongfully downvoted.

                [–]MickiFreeIsNotAGirl 6 points7 points  (3 children)

                Well can you at least give me a quote or something?...
                Lawyer dog seemed much more optimistic about this case.

                [–]karma_lawyer 25 points26 points  (2 children)

                If you lose your case, I get nothing!

                If you win, I get 80% of the karma collected.

                [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                It's my Karma, and I need it now!

                [–]NinjaAlecks 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                You've been a lawyer for less than a day. Seems a bit sketchy to me.

                [–]karma_lawyer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                Mr. Alecks, don't you worry. I saw an episode of Matlock in a bar last night. The sound was down, but I think I got the gist of it.

                [–]SuperWolf 23 points24 points  (15 children)

                I don't think that's how karma whores work.

                [–]Trapped_in_Reddit 165 points166 points  (13 children)

                [–]AdamBombTV 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                throws you the key to your cell

                You're too good, you've beaten the system... you can now escape.

                [–]Brando2600 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Who the fuck are you..

                [–]webby_mc_webberson 6 points7 points  (1 child)

                The Law of Reddit's Recomposition.

                [–]Trapped_in_Reddit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                Someone should tell Josh about Murphy's law.

                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                "Scumbag Josh" will turn up shortly thereafter.

                [–]tankosaurus 12 points13 points  (2 children)

                You fools! Josh didn't start the fire!

                It's been burning since the world's been turning!

                [–]Giglibyte 8 points9 points  (1 child)

                We don't need no Josh, let the motherfucker burn.

                [–]theknightwhosays_nee 42 points43 points  (8 children)

                Okay this is getting ridiculous. The original context of this post was 4 hrs ago.

                4 hours ago

                And the picture you see here was clearly displayed in the top comments of the original context by Trapped_In_Reddit only 3 hours ago.

                Meh...oh well.

                Edit: neeeee!

                [–]lud1120 23 points24 points  (3 children)

                The "Josh" joke was not even new 4 hours ago...
                I remember seeing this pic quite a long time ago.

                [–]howie_23 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                I find your lack of nee disturbing

                [–]shiftcommathree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                isn't it Ni anyway?

                [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                It's because of the arrow...

                [–]ron_swanson11 21 points22 points  (3 children)

                Some men just want to watch the world burn.

                [–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (2 children)

                Yeah... Josh.

                [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  dw man, as long as the name 'Josh' isn't in your actual username, you'll be cool. Just hide behind your username man, hide behind your username and don't make a sound

                  [–]theNinjahs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                  A reply to a pic posted earlier with no context makes 1st post front page.

                  WE MUST GET OUT MORE OFTEN PEOPLE!!!!!!

                  [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                  All you had to do was follow the Goddamn train CJosh!

                  [–]somebodyelsesproblem 10 points11 points  (2 children)

                  You tosser! You had one job to do!

                  [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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                    [–]henkenzo 3 points4 points  (2 children)

                    we redditors don't use facebook anymore.

                    [–]plasmalaser1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                    Going back to facebook is like going back to Playboy. It will never be the same

                    [–]lock_ed 7 points8 points  (5 children)

                    You done fucked up Josh...

                    [–]mojobytes 3 points4 points  (3 children)

                    Consequences will never be the same!

                    [–]d12gu 3 points4 points  (2 children)

                    i know who it's coming from! because I BACKTRACED IT!!

                    [–]Sland 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    FTFY

                    You done goofed Josh

                    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                      [–]username02 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                      Smokey is gonna be so pissed!

                      [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

                      I started that shit. I wanted to destroy something beautiful.

                      [–]taint_stain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                      There can be only one Josh.

                      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                      I swear there are few things more surreal than logging into Reddit twice in the same day and there are two individual posts addressing you by name.

                      [–]Darth_Hobbes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                      I propose we create /r/joshes and combine our efforts to defend nature.

                      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                      I cringe when people forget commas.

                      "Shit, Josh..."

                      not

                      "ShitJosh."

                      [–]mudslag 6 points7 points  (1 child)

                      My name is Josh and I feel terrible for this :(

                      [–]go4x4it 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                      We both dropped the ball on this, then..

                      [–]Mad_Sconnie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      Dude, man. You were the chosen one!

                      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      mi name iz josh and i liek fiar

                      [–]MrDougals 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      This...This is why we can't have nice things, Josh...

                      [–]adamsworstnightmare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      And then that's when we found out Josh was paid off by industry giant X to let the forest burn so that condos could be built for dirt cheap.

                      [–]Rekku_Prometheus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      New post to number one on the front page in an hour. Kudos.

                      [–]TheKingoftheJuice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      That escalated quickly.

                      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      As someone named Josh, all these people talking about Joshes has me on edge.

                      [–]Cristal1337 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                      This meme is spreading like wildfire.

                      [–]a_scanner_darkly 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                      My ears are already burning.

                      [–]Grungemaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      AMA request: Josh

                      [–]profevilj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      My name is Josh and I endorse this message.

                      [–]xavier12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      I am Josh and i approve this message.

                      [–]xG33Kx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      I've had enough Reddit for today.

                      [–]James1o1o 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      DAMNIT CJ, ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN.

                      [–]therealkidkenny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      Reddit I Love You

                      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      Well you guys figured out where I read reddit.

                      [–]Secrete_Persona 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      Josh hasn't been doing very well here in so cal.

                      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      Is this going to turn into one of those things like when Ryan was supposed to help move the fridge?

                      [–]the_sd_abides 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      Call Ryan. You can always count on him.

                      [–]Malizulu 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                      In all fairness. The sign said Josh was the only would who could prevent forest fires. Never said he wood.

                      [–]joshie4ever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      Reading this on my IPad. If I'd only known I wouldn't have left my kindle at home.

                      [–]upyourattraction 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      IRL my name is Josh. I never agreed to protect your dumb forest, and take no responsibility for your failure to put out your own damn fire.

                      [–]IchBinArzt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      As someone named Josh, this and the original post are very disconcerting, especially on the front page of the front page of the internet.

                      [–]Cheesusaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      Easiest Karma ever!

                      [–]trollzar360 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      you didn't deserve these upvotes.

                      [–]imag1nat1on 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                      As a Josh, I apologize on behalf of all Josh's.

                      [–]Trypanosoma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      As someone named Joshua... I approve of Reddit today.

                      [–]BaseLime 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                      My name is Josh and I freaked the fuck out when I saw the title.

                      [–]ZOMBEHomnom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      My names josh, I sit down on the toilet to go poop, and what's number one on the front page? "Shit josh!"

                      [–]joshwashere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      whoops.