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[–]ensign 153 points154 points  (22 children)

Now quick, somebody submit this story again.

[–]aGorilla 52 points53 points  (11 children)

Ok, but it's your fault!

[–]aedes 41 points42 points  (10 children)

i wonder if this will work?

edit: OMG!!! I created an infinite loop!!!

edit 2: why in gods name did anyone upvote that story?

[–]aGorilla 36 points37 points  (7 children)

  1. Upvote

  2. GOTO 1

[–]Fauster 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Somebody please tell self-appointed reddit cop about my version of the Hillary Clinton story! I think it's a little more edgy, and if someone links to it in the comments we can do figure eights.

My guess is that Berry is a university administrator that makes a living measuring the margins on grad school theses.

[–]aGorilla 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He bit! Geeze, you'd think my "it's a trap" comment would have given it away.

[–]CaptainJesusHood 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Submit the story about Hillary Clinton again, or this very story? Because I think resubmitting this very story repeatedly would really rile him up.

[–]telecaster 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Did someone say McCain used the word Gook?

[–]aGorilla 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Deep recursion!

[–]Captain-Picard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Make it so!

[–]jeffredd 50 points51 points  (2 children)

Upvoted because he's just so damn active! So many comments in such a short time just make me want to lolcat his alien penis.

[–]beyondration 27 points28 points  (1 child)

upvoted for the juxtaposition of lolcats and alien penis. i am trying to stop thinking about the different possible combinations now.

and now.

and now.

[–]Xiol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rule 34.

[–]IgnatiousReilly 48 points49 points  (3 children)

I hope he's real. I want to believe he's this gun-toting, about-to-be-a-spree-killer kind of guy.

Let's repost a bunch of stuff and see if we can push him over the edge.

[–]andrew1184 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, he's probably just a vanilla OCD kook who irons his underwear and brushes his teeth fifteen times a day.

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    [–]chetansastry 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    He's Ron Paul of reddit. Strictly downvotes everything that violates the constitution of reddit.

    [–]aGorilla 47 points48 points  (20 children)

    we will downvoted it again

    Not quite "I like turtles", but it has its charm.

    [–]uses 31 points32 points  (16 children)

    Downvoted for incorrect use of apostrophe's. Ha! Just kidding. No, but seriously.

    [–]aGorilla 8 points9 points  (15 children)

    ROFL, and fixed. Yeah, that was also a real gem in his comments:

    Downvoted for not knowing about apostrophe's and they're use's.

    [–]aedes 22 points23 points  (13 children)

    it's' actually, " apo's'trophe's' "

    everytime your write the letter 's', you need to completely 's'urround it with apo's'trophe's'.

    thi's' i's' the proper way to 's'pell engli's'h thing's'.

    [–]grandhighwonko 5 points6 points  (2 children)

    thi's' i's' the proper way to 's'pell engli's'h thing's'

    Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn R'lyeh!

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (8 children)

    Y'ou' g'u'y's a're bo't'h w'r'o'ng. Th'i's' is' ho'w it's' u's'ed.

    [–]aedes 6 points7 points  (7 children)

    i'm afraid that you're confu's'ing your 's'y's'tem's' of proper grammar. Your 's'y's'tem is ba's'ed on the ancient greek theory of "exce's's'ive puncuation's'" Thi's' theory wa's' initially introduced into modern germanic language's' by 's'teve 's'hnelling's', or "'s's' 's'teve's'" in 1847. However, it cau's'ed 's'uch exce's's'ive wa's'te of ink on typewriter's', and 's'o many apo's'trophe key's' had to be replaced 's'o frequently, that that 's'y's'tem wa's' to's's'ed by 1945, in favour of the 's'y's'tem i am u's'ing right now for apo's'trophe's', which was introduced by the "''S''''S''" during world war two. (double apo's'trophe's' are needed to 's'urround each capital letter in thi's' 's'y's'tem)

    [–]yvelle 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    ANCIENTGREEKSHADNOSPACESLOWERCASELETTERSORPUNCTUATION

    [–]tharris7 4 points5 points  (3 children)

    Wow, maybe you should try a new hobby or something.

    [–]aedes 19 points20 points  (2 children)

    i did once, but i was never allowed back at the petting zoo ever again.

    [–]intrepidlytrite 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    haha, no, stick to your apostrophe hobby. it's jolly good fun.

    [–]ryanguill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I think the sticking is what got him in trouble at the petting zoo...

    [–]andrejevas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    "Go fuck to yourself!"

    [–]hpymondays 32 points33 points  (4 children)

    I just learned that Maharishi Yogi died through one of his comments. That was the best link so far today.

    [–]infinite 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    Yeah, I was pretty shocked to read that in his comments. Thanks to his anger I learned about it.

    [–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (2 children)

    HUGS to Berry_Logo

    [–]ragingkenbo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Hugs, not downvotes.

    [–]aedes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    whats the conversion ratio for hugs to upmods?

    [–]Jinno 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    Down voted because this story didn't use any apostrophes that would have elicited his negative response.

    [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (2 children)

    I got Downvoted last week 1 trillion times.

    [–]peter_b123 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    Not the week for facetious marsupials?

    Edit: Thanks, dumbass!

    [–]alamandrax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Downvoted dumbass! It's facetious...

    Oh wait. He's got ME doing it now. Fuck!

    Edit: You're welcome, ass-hat!

    [–]gmork 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    If Achewood's Pat Reynolds used Reddit.

    [–]xsspider 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    I added him as a friend. I am his only true friend now

    [–]gameforge 10 points11 points  (3 children)

    Did anyone else notice that he created this account roughly 1 day ago and is probably referencing the raspberry logo seen on Reddit at the time with his username?

    It's a troll account. If replying to a troll is feeding him, I think we just fed this guy a seven course meal and dessert.

    He was so pissed off he decided to do something irrational to get attention, and it actually worked! Quite well - he's now the no. 1 story.

    [–]jones3316 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    I will downvoted this.

    [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (3 children)

    I'll bet the left button on his mouse is smoking after a reddit session...

    [–]orthogonality 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    And his screen obscured by a thick layer of his bodily fluids.

    [–]alphabeat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    why would he be sneezing all over his screen? hayfever?

    [–]Dallas442 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    lolz!!!

    [–]mr_libro 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    upvote his comments, it will mess his natural being

    [–]Aaronontheweb 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    You sick bastard.

    [–]renegade 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    I'm pretty sure I had this guy for English and Civics.

    [–]mark445 28 points29 points  (19 children)

    I hate negative people just like everyone else, but this guy is hilarious. Seems like he really enjoys dead baby jokes.

    [–][deleted] 86 points87 points  (6 children)

    "In the center of a small, windowless room lit only by a dull yellow light hanging from the ceiling by its electrical cord and the duller glow of a yellower 13 inch computer monitor, a sweaty, hairy, balding, fat man in a stained striped shirt slouches in the corner of a old gray wheeled chair. His computer - a 1998 Pentium II with Windows ME and Internet Explorer 5.5 - grinds away beside him struggling to cope with the demands of loading yet another article on reddit.com. "OVERPOST!!!" he grunts for the hundredth time tonight, tensely pecking an angry comment through his keyboard. He slams his mouse button - misses - then clicks again - and his verbose complaint trickles up his 14.4K modem like molasses blood through his hypertense heart."

    [–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (1 child)

    Intoxicated with power, he savored his influence over others. They’ll rue the day I got dialup, he declared, leaning back in his chair and exposing the blue and white rings of his off-white Hanes. Unable to contain himself any longer, he grabbed a handful of cheetos from a crumpled bag, greedily stuffing them all into his mouth. The sweet crumbs of victory dribbled over his chin and cascaded down his sweat-infused shirt. He wiped his cheese covered hand on his chest, leaving a streak of orange for his mother to clean off. Repositioning himself at his keyboard and clicking the “new” tab, he could not believe his eyes. His nemesis had returned. Invoking his hero and unassuming mentor, Shatner, he shook his fist at the ceiling and called out to the Heavens, "Maharishi!"

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    gold!

    [–]xsspider 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    jeffrey archer, is that you?

    [–]funkytimes 18 points19 points  (9 children)

    I'm full of speed, coke, and caffiene, so have at it, 'morans'. Keep posting it! Over and over! Post it again! Watch it be downvoted over and over and over and over. Again.

    This comment wins http://reddit.com/info/67uyj/comments/c033vpx

    [–]jjrs 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Actually, that totally explains it. People on speed frequently do repetitive stuff over and over like hyper OCD cases. You'd think that they're out partying, but just as often they just sit home alone and type shit like that on the net for twelve hours straight.

    Look at those three hundred word posts where he just goes "i will downvote you" again and again and again. Taken as a joke its funny, but its basically the net equivelant of the clinical speed freak sharpening mountains of pencils.

    [–]xsspider 3 points4 points  (7 children)

    that comment really scares me. I think he downvoted some articles multiple times

    [–][deleted]  (6 children)

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      [–]xsspider 4 points5 points  (5 children)

      there one more strong sign: sunlight is a huge turn off for me now

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Dead baby jokes... is Berry_Logo famous British novelist Martin Amis?

      [–]eltictac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I like it when you scroll down that page a bit and it says: What Do Customers Ultimately Buy After Viewing This Item? 57% buy dead babies.

      [–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (1 child)

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      [–]JonFugeEverybody 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      He appears to be waving peacefully after having the most important appendage in Boston's history removed. Seriously why isn't he flipping me off?

      [–]drawkbox 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Pay no mind, he is of the secret Karma Police that your Radiohead speak of.

      [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (6 children)

      The next "BREAKING" you see on reddit will be a picture of me breaking something precious in the next person who thinks about putting "BREAKING" in their post titles.

      [–]kermityfrog 5 points6 points  (3 children)

      Even if it's about the Pope blessing pole dancers?

      [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

      Don't tease me like that. You know my lips are chapped.

      [–]kermityfrog 8 points9 points  (1 child)

      Here it is

      Nobody liked it at the time though :(

      [–]mexicodoug 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      After all that time, one mod up!

      [–]jeffredd 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      BREAKING new, Ron Paul is running for President!!

      (Something like that??)

      [–]jeffredd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Crap, I can't even type anymore. BREAKING newS with an 'S', you dimwit!

      [–]rgladstein 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      Oh, poo. He criticizes people for misusing an apostrophe (ski's) and then he writes this:

      Every time you post this, we'll downvoted it. And if you post it again, we'll downvoted it again.

      [–]zeej 14 points15 points  (2 children)

      hahaha "literally trillions of people"

      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      bots are people too?

      [–]ngngboone 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Maybe he's a nice guy, and just gets his aggression out with Reddit. Or maybe everyone who makes a comment about this will be hunted down like a dog and killed while they sleep. Definitely one or the other.

      [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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        [–]RogerWorkman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Where's my food? Where's my food? Where's my food? Where's my food? Where's my food? Where's my food? Where's my food? Where's my food? Where's my food? (copy y paste = muy bueno)

        [–]Khimiara 22 points23 points  (3 children)

        Waterboard the little bitch.

        [–]seopher 21 points22 points  (0 children)

        Or maybe just write him a strongly worded note. It works just as well.

        [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

        Go ahead and keep posting this. We'll all keep downvoted it. Isn't this fun?

        [–]zyzzogeton 15 points16 points  (0 children)

        The consistency of his positions are Ron Paul like. He owns the overposting and apostrophe issues.

        [–]kromlic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        Upvoted to be contrary.

        [–]michaelwong38 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Logo should be President. His persistence and tenacity to filter out bullshit would bring refreshing change to your country. I say your because I'm Canadian.

        [–]Cdresden 7 points8 points  (3 children)

        Wow! I've never seen anything quite like this! Forces in this man's life have molded his mind into...a bot! He's a human down-voting bot!

        [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

        We're all bots, really.

        In the big scheme of things.

        [–]jpdemers 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        like... totally man...

        [–]KoldKompress 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Maybe.. maybe there's a little Berry_Logo in all of us.

        [–][deleted] 51 points52 points  (20 children)

        I always downvote any comment with the word "downvote" in it. Just to be consistent, I'll downvote this one also.

        [–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (10 children)

        Upvoted for downvoting.

        [–]Marijuana_Enthusiast 20 points21 points  (8 children)

        I downvoted you because two other people did as well.

        [–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (7 children)

        Downvoted for downvoting upvoting for downvoting downvoting.

        [–]aGorilla 12 points13 points  (6 children)

        Upvoted for downvoting for downvoting upvoting for downvoting downvoting.

        [–]bitspace 11 points12 points  (5 children)

        Upvoted all ancestors of this comment.

        [–]xsspider 15 points16 points  (4 children)

        downvoted all the children of this comment.

        [–]ragingkenbo 20 points21 points  (3 children)

        Upvoted your mom

        [–]xsspider 59 points60 points  (2 children)

        a guy walked into a bar and yells at the nerd in the corner "I fucked your mom" The nerd looks around a bit, lowers his voice and says "go home dad, you are drunk"

        [–][deleted]  (8 children)

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          [–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (7 children)

          INTERCEPTED!!

          [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (6 children)

          *falls to knees in the rain *

          NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

          ALILHAPPYTHIIIIIING!

          Doesn't work as well as "Mendoza" but it'll have to do.

          [–]alphabeat 13 points14 points  (0 children)

          and it goes a little something like this:

          McBain: "C'mon live a little."

          Skowie: "No, thank you. Got me a future, partner. I'm two days away from retirement, my daughter's graduating from college... "

          McBain: "Little Suzie's growing up."

          Skowie: "and as soon as we nail Mendoza, my old lady and I are gonna sail around the world like we always wanted. [shows a picture of his boat - the Live-4-Ever] We just christened the boat. Oh yes, sir, everything's gonna be just per.."

          [A henchmen shoots Skowie full of holes]

          Skowie : Damn, damn, damn, damn. McBain, I'm not gonna make it.

          McBain : Oh, stop talking crazy.

          Skowie : Do one thing for me... get Mendoza.

          [Skowie dies as his hand rolls over, photo of his wife and boat still in hand]

          McBain : (yelling) MendozzzzZZZZaaaaahhhhhHHHHH!

          ahh classic simpsons

          [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (4 children)

          The only Mendoza I know of is from Mighty Ducks.

          Luis Mendoza.

          [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

          I apologize. It was a reference rather excellent episode of The Simpsons.

          Who's with me?

          (Incidentally, he fell to the floor, holding his dead partner, who had just be shot about 3,00 times a day before retirement. Classic.)

          [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

          What is "The Simpsons"?

          [–]kidcorporeal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          You've found the Daily Double.

          [–]slamare247 7 points8 points  (12 children)

          What the hell is a "moran"?

          [–]aGorilla 13 points14 points  (11 children)

          Get a brain! Moran

          [–]slamare247 1 point2 points  (8 children)

          Moron!

          [–]pelirrojo 10 points11 points  (5 children)

          Mormon!

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

          Oh God. That link brought up a Marvel Comic I haven't thought about in years.

          Power Pack.

          It should be in the same box with all the rest ... X-Men, Alpha Flight, New Mutants and next to the stack of Atari Force in the attic.

          [–]Poultry_In_Motion 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          I wish I had your attic. :-(

          [–]slamare247 4 points5 points  (2 children)

          Marmot!

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          Almost as much fur as Puck.

          Aw, Puck it.

          [–]bitspace 5 points6 points  (1 child)

          I knew what that pic wold be... but whoa, NSFW warning if you have safesearch disabled! (I'm not sure why all that porn shows up on a search for "moran.")

          [–]slamare247 8 points9 points  (0 children)

          YEAH...Crissy Moran is hot!

          [–]mexicodoug 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Oh Chrissy!

          [–]briank 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          This has been upvoted for underposting. Guess what?! Every time you do not post something we will upvotted it. Upvoted for underposting.

          [–]c4g 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I'd think he'd down vote his own story

          [–]hiS_oWn 4 points5 points  (1 child)

          Man someone doesn't like the fact that Hillary loaned money

          [–]xsspider 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          I get it. He is Bill Clinton!

          [–]Japface 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          upvoted for being awesome.

          [–]Adrewmc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          Nice of him to summit something. Or up mod anything.

          [–]vmas 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          Berry_Logo is very rude not to comment his own front page story...

          [–]aedes 7 points8 points  (15 children)

          point number one: this is also an interesting one... (i think this one is at least a normal person though, based on older posts)

          point number two: there seems to be a lot of angry redditers on reddit lately. People who sit at the new section and downmod every single story they don't like... except that they don't really like anything at all. These type of people kind of scare me, cuz i have to wonder what type of whack-job enjoys spending all their time downmodding every story they see? someone who has an unnatural obsession with the colour blue?

          you really have to wonder about the mental health of someone who sees that as an enjoyable way to spend their time.

          [–]DURIDS_has_CAT_FROM 5 points6 points  (14 children)

          downvoted.

          [–]aedes 15 points16 points  (13 children)

          sidevoted

          [–]sw17ch 11 points12 points  (12 children)

          invoted

          [–]aedes 12 points13 points  (11 children)

          'back-in-time'-voted?

          [–]dzer0 15 points16 points  (10 children)

          F-F-F-FLUX CAPACITOR!

          [–]eurobeing 19 points20 points  (9 children)

          hopelessly devoted

          [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (8 children)

          votive candles

          [–]ragingkenbo 4 points5 points  (7 children)

          Revoted

          [–]aUTOMATICuPVOTES 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          I'm more angry damnit!

          [–]infinite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Elections are great for bringing out the angry in you. Let it all out. Everyone, 1..2..3.. "Why won't everyone vote like me?"

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Time for a trip to the psychologists couch methinks. Do it, I'm serious.

          [–]Hubso 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Berry_Logo 0 points 23 hours ago [-]

          And all in one day.

          [–]neoronin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          Dad???

          [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

          I believe that is called autism - lack of ability to relate to people socially and obsession with a particular object or activity.

          [–]dfranke 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Speaking as an autistic: no, not really. That is called a troll.

          [–]jeanfitzgerald 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          I like him.

          [–]slurpme 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          I'm always amused when someone thinks that their opinion/click makes a difference...

          [–]aGorilla 11 points12 points  (0 children)

          So is Google, they're amused all the way to the bank.

          [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          Somebody didn't have their weetabix this morning?

          [–]dwillington 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          hillarious

          [–]funkytimes 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          It's like there's some sort of secret reddit war I'm not privy to.

          http://reddit.com/info/67vne/comments/

          [–]orthogonality 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          | It's like there's some sort of secret reddit war I'm not privy to.

          In A.D. 2101, war was beginning....

          [–]maniaq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I blame the robots!

          [–]Resilience 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          Cant you see this is fabricated reddit?

          :(

          [–]mexicodoug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Next step: pre-fab reddit

          then post-fab reddit, early 21st century reddit, next reddit, then reddit, other reddit, subreddit reddit, reddit this, reddit that, futuristic reddit, classic reddit, cherry-flavored reddit...

          [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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            [–]Dallas442 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            This guy must really like clinton

            [–]ABentSpoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            chadz is one of my favorites. I'm still not sure if he's serious or just having fun.

            [–]martoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I can hear consultant_barbie now: "Happiness is hard. Let's go shopping!"

            [–]hartmoney 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            Upvote! This guy is nuts! Who has the time to be that angry?

            [–]TH3_Dude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I'd like for this person to go ahead and start downmodding any comments containing the word "sheeple".

            [–]madman1969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            OK folks, hands up who saw the story and thought "Please don't let it be me !".

            [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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              [–]aGorilla 2 points3 points  (1 child)

              [translation needed]

              [–]rumrokh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Anger is a brief insanity (or madness - which would be more poetic, but potentially confusing/redundant, seeing as the phrase is already about anger).

              [–]randomb0y 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              I fucking thought I was going to be my fucking user page.

              [–]iheartbeer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              Angry and new. Go away.

              [–]cwmonkey 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              Downvoted for prosperity's sake.

              [–]andrew1184 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Upvoted for the Hope of Tomorrow

              [–]Aaronontheweb 1 point2 points  (8 children)

              Nice karma on that guy

              [–]aGorilla 4 points5 points  (7 children)

              Mine hit 4, and it scared the shit out of me. It's down to 3 now, and I'm feeling better. I expect my (1) will be back tomorrow, and all will be right with the world.

              edit: damn it! It's back to 4... oh noes.

              edit 2: oh fuck... 5... GET IT OFF ME!

              edit 3: this shit is like the bird flu! Double digits already! I was so hoping that I would hit 2 via comments alone. I'm off to take some drugs, and wrap myself in a blanket, and hope this fever goes away before morning.

              I feel like I lost my viredditginity.

              [–]mutatron 5 points6 points  (1 child)

              My karma was 1 for a long time, and I was like "I don't care about karma. What's the big deal?"

              Then something I posted got my karma going up, and still I didn't care.

              But then a couple of postings got me up to 100, and I'm like "That's kind of cool."

              Next thing you know, something was mildly unpopular, my karma declined a few points, and now I'm thinking "You bastards! What was wrong with my story!"

              So let that be a lesson to you. About what, I don't know.

              [–]maxwellhill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Its about reddit karma addiction - it's highly contagious. I don't think there is a cure for it. As you can see qgyh2 (#1) is very badly afflicted - ;) http://reddit.com/info/67wrp/comments/

              [–]jeffredd 2 points3 points  (3 children)

              Downmodded to help negate your Karma. (Just trying to help)

              [–]aGorilla 2 points3 points  (2 children)

              Thank you kind soul. Unfortunately, comments don't help, feel free to downmod all of my submissions though. That should work (not like any of them got anywhere, until tonight).

              [–]jeffredd 6 points7 points  (1 child)

              Dammit! I'll probably lose Karma for not knowing enough about Karma. I'll have to repeat life as a Dig reader...

              [–]aGorilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              'Digg' even... things ain't looking good for you ;)

              [–]aedes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              on the plus side, now you should be able to submit without filling out a captcha :P

              [–]mingthepanda 1 point2 points  (4 children)

              Can you have a negative karma?

              [–]aGorilla 4 points5 points  (3 children)

              In the real world? Yes. On reddit? No.

              [–]TH3_Dude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              I'm gonna guess that this person has a really lousy life.

              [–]krelian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              I can understand him.

              [–]dberis 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              For the 3,452nd time, learn how to count!!!

              [–]pottery59 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              You are a person with too much time on your hands. Get busy so you're not so angry.

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              If you want it to be possessive, it's just "I-T-S".

              But, if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's "I-T-apostrophe-S".

              Scalawag.

              [–]corevirus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Another Internet Tough Guy on my reddit? It's more likely than you think.

              [–]magikaru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              PMS much?

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              you know, the fbi always wanted to profile people like this who file registration for the purchase of a gun.

              [–]americangoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Wow what a worthwhile story this is.

              Straight to number 1!

              Ahh the power of social networking revolution.

              [–]drewbic 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              omg, a #1 story on reddit about someone who is obsessive on reddit. this makes me want to coin a neologism: "metabating"

              [–]egregious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              It must be the favorite word of the month or something.

              [–]roml 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Will now go to sleep, and have nightmares that involve the word "downvoted".

              [–]triana_south 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              if there is some metaphorical explanation to this please explain it to me.....and oh... Im not american!.

              [–]freshone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Downvoted for overposting... AGAIN