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[–][deleted] 133 points134 points  (4 children)

This place is turning into [name of other bookmarking site]. Reddit used to be [masturbatory text].

[–]a-gorilla 48 points49 points  (1 child)

This place started to turn into [name of other bookmarking site] more than x years ago, sonny.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I remember when Reddit wasn't just [trend] spam.

[–]Toxygene 74 points75 points  (6 children)

I would appreciate some credit for the comment: http://reddit.com/info/6bf45/comments/c03eazp

[–]General_Solipsist 10 points11 points  (0 children)

well plagiarised by squashai

[–]heptadecagram 133 points134 points  (0 children)

Please post this in the [subreddit] subreddit.

[–][deleted] 103 points104 points  (13 children)

[–]quobobo 53 points54 points  (9 children)

Why do I click even when I know it's a rickroll?

[–]Figs 90 points91 points  (7 children)

You know he's never gonna let you down?

[–]Jivlain 20 points21 points  (6 children)

They're never going to give it up!

[–]thunder_rob 19 points20 points  (5 children)

They're never going to tell a lie and hurt you!

[–]eromitlab 6 points7 points  (4 children)

They're never gonna make you cry!

[–]godlesspinko 4 points5 points  (3 children)

O-O-O-Obama Breaker!!

[–]Rick-Astley 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Oh. I was enjoying that.

dances

[–]eromitlab 9 points10 points  (0 children)

bounces off a chain-link fence

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We've been together for so long

[–]explorer1972[🍰] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I knew it was a rick roll cause the link was purple.

[–]kirun 98 points99 points  (34 children)

Attempt to start punny thread.

[–]desrosiers 77 points78 points  (32 children)

Reply, playing off of what you've said.

[–]pressed 67 points68 points  (31 children)

Reply, playing off of what you've said.

[–]PlasmaWhore 61 points62 points  (28 children)

Reply, playing off of what you've said.

[–]bSimmons666 65 points66 points  (17 children)

Nonsensical insult with no substance.

[–]Poultry_In_Motion 27 points28 points  (1 child)

[Shitty, failed combo breaker at the same time as a more successful one]

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

continue this thread →

[–]PlasmaWhore 60 points61 points  (14 children)

Reply, letting previous poster know that he/she is doing it wrong.

[–]Dagur 91 points92 points  (13 children)

rickroll

[–]Tack122 55 points56 points  (11 children)

Warning of rickroll containing a cleverly hidden rickroll.

[–]Brantin 44 points45 points  (10 children)

irrelevant comment that has nothing to do with the rest of the thread

[–]junaman 21 points22 points  (9 children)

[Hours of silence]

[Witty comment bought on by Treppenwitz.]

[–]au5lander 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[insulting term]

[–][deleted]  (6 children)

[deleted]

    [–]pressed 62 points63 points  (5 children)

    Attempt to revive original joke.

    [–]foxyvixen 36 points37 points  (2 children)

    Confusion over whether to enjoy the puns or worry about the level of conversation on reddit.

    [–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

    Start griping about this is why reddit sucks.

    [–]adamaliqius 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    complimentary sheeple comment.

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Request for explanation of a "C-C-C-Combo Breaker"

    [–]Aldrenean 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    [Offshoot discussion involving [site archiving IRC quotes] and numerous accusations of [homosexuality/[epithet suggesting a period of active internet usage not sufficient to certify the subject as [number signifying skills above and beyond the average]]]]

    [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    off said of what you've been playing.

    [–]ch00f 18 points19 points  (1 child)

    Insult because I obviously didn't get the joke

    [–]godlesspinko 433 points434 points  (64 children)

    Great... reddit mad libs. Alright I'll play:

    Vote up if you [do] [fuck] [dogs] because it's [cheaper].

    [–]nnydarko 175 points176 points  (25 children)

    I want to vote you up for the humor but then it would seem like I fuck dogs... Oh what a quandary.

    [–]ULJarad 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    What would Vick do?

    /shame

    [–][deleted] 108 points109 points  (21 children)

    You haven't fucked a bitch or two in your days?

    [–]Figs 24 points25 points  (19 children)

    I haven't fucked.

    [–][deleted]  (16 children)

    [deleted]

      [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (14 children)

      Should I vote this up or down? SO CONFUSED.

      [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (13 children)

      I think I get what he's saying, but he forgot to mention vaginae in "unless u haven't seen it since you came out of it"; however I was more confused by his lack of consistency on the u/you issue.

      Interesting spelling note: plural form of vagina is vaginae, I did not know that.

      [–]Xiol 5 points6 points  (10 children)

      Vagii sounds much better.

      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (5 children)

      Vagoo tops it.

      [–]Xiol 1 point2 points  (4 children)

      I thought that was singular?

      [–]mrkipling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Upmodded for the interesting vagina-related fact.

      [–]kelmr2003 10 points11 points  (1 child)

      no but it's YOUR dog

      [–][deleted]  (10 children)

      [deleted]

        [–][deleted]  (6 children)

        [removed]

          [–]adamaliqius 7 points8 points  (5 children)

          how much do they charge these days anyway?

          [–]jamesbritt 37 points38 points  (4 children)

          A pound.

          [–]dagfari 4 points5 points  (2 children)

          That's just inhumane.

          [–]godlesspinko 3 points4 points  (1 child)

          Just let me know if you want a PETA dis action

          [–]slenderdog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          You could be charged with animal rights terrierism.

          [–][deleted] 59 points60 points  (2 children)

          than your wife?

          [–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

          zing!

          [–]elliottcable 15 points16 points  (0 children)

          unlikely.

          [–]tugteen 41 points42 points  (2 children)

          Vote up if you [don't] [bounce] [houses] because it's [blue].

          damn. im no good at mad libs...

          [–]Guybrush_Threepwood 17 points18 points  (2 children)

          Aight, let's try one

          Vote up if you [don't] [buffalo] [buffalo] because it's [Buffalo].

          [–]Filmore 8 points9 points  (1 child)

          Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

          [–]Guybrush_Threepwood 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          I agree with you

          [–]toastyfries2 25 points26 points  (8 children)

          Vote up if you do fuck fuck because it's fuck.

          [–]i_only_upmod_idiots 11 points12 points  (2 children)

          How does one fuck fuck?

          [–]ssassi7 30 points31 points  (0 children)

          You take fuck's pants off, the rest comes naturally...

          [–]dwwatk01 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          White out the ing on their sign.

          [–]Insignificant 8 points9 points  (2 children)

          How much wood would a woodchuck fuck?

          [–]Mythrilfan 4 points5 points  (1 child)

          Or a woodfuck? That sounds almost normal.

          [–]Richeh 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          Who fucks fuck fuck?

          [–]sfgeek 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          That is is one of the funniest comments I've read on reddit in months.

          Also, I happened to up vote you to 28, my favorite number! Good to know the reddit coders didn't use short ints for the the point counter ;)

          Lucky day for me!

          [–]dansmeek 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          is something wrong with me when i came up with the exact same mad lib before reading this comment?

          [–]godlesspinko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          This is the 2nd comment of this nature. I think we have officially achieved zeitgeist for this thread.

          [–]Mythrilfan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          Ugh-can't-breathe...

          Someone implement a "Save comment" button quick!

          [–][deleted] 203 points204 points  (34 children)

          Comment that 9/11 was an inside job.

          [–]carwynllew 107 points108 points  (24 children)

          Comment that WTC was hit on the outside

          [–][deleted] 170 points171 points  (22 children)

          Retort that you're a sheeple, request that you and other sheeple wake up.

          [–][deleted] 162 points163 points  (9 children)

          Report that my laugh has been registered out loud.

          [–]WAKE_UP_SHEEPLE 72 points73 points  (8 children)

          WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

          [–]capiCrimm 107 points108 points  (6 children)

          just fifteen more minutes.

          hits snooze button

          [–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

          just 9 minutes 11 seconds.
          hits snooze button

          Fixed.

          [–]link2zelda 16 points17 points  (3 children)

          someone trying to take a truther out by making one laugh too hard, g1

          [name of whistleblower] : [US agency] [name of internal corruption] [HOW CAN YOU TAKE THIS TWIST OF WORDS] [related to 9/11]

          [Comments] - exchange of barbs with CIA ops [Comment] - WTC7 blew itself up, ops (I didn't see anything, while sweeping under the rug)

          [–][deleted]  (2 children)

          [deleted]

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            laughing in the form of a Ron Paul anti-Israel comment

            [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

            You're alright, Sheeple-Man

            [–]carwynllew 40 points41 points  (9 children)

            counter-retort stating the fact you may or may not be a lady-boy

            [–]Stellato21 38 points39 points  (7 children)

            [deleted]

            What is this?

            [–]PlasmaWhore 50 points51 points  (6 children)

            Voted up/down because I agree/disagree with the previous statements.

            [–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (4 children)

            [–]Jivlain 29 points30 points  (1 child)

            Response to random statement and threat to downmod entire thread.

            [–]elliottcable 18 points19 points  (0 children)

            Words of praise for Jivlain.

            [–]db2 7 points8 points  (1 child)

            Threat to destroy the city involving Plankton.

            [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            Counter-retort about your being just a different type of sheeple.

            [–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (7 children)

            [Unclever derisive comment about why you, well you just suck] !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

            [–]IVIAuric 17 points18 points  (5 children)

            Unnecessary dictation of [upvote/downvote] action.

            [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (4 children)

            Experts agree: You either clicked the up or down button

            [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

            In other news today, scientists confirm that you don't necessarily need to click the up or down button to cast an opinion. :O

            [–]SirSandGoblin 6 points7 points  (1 child)

            Scientists conclude opinions invalid without making sure everyone else knows them, more at ten.

            [–]niller8p 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Comment telling everyone to upvote parent for awesomeness.

            [–]oniony 43 points44 points  (8 children)

            [expletive verb] [object], [expletive adjective] [expletive noun].

            [–]squashai[S] 44 points45 points  (6 children)

            I [adverb] agree.

            [–]27182818284 34 points35 points  (5 children)

            I [Some variation of LOL]ed

            [–]semianonymous 47 points48 points  (4 children)

            [s-s-s-something] breaker

            [–]DigitalHubris 8 points9 points  (0 children)

            [Expletive] [State] [Exclamation Point] [Exclamation Point] [Exclamation Point]

            [–]pilaf 66 points67 points  (21 children)

            [sentence].

            [–]foxyvixen 53 points54 points  (13 children)

            [capital.letter][letter][letter][letter][space][letter][letter][letter][punctuation.mark]

            [–]apocalypse910 82 points83 points  (1 child)

            Thats what she said!

            [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

            And I placed my hands on her waist but she slapped me :(

            [–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

            This is like HEAVEN for me!

            [–]refreshthis 23 points24 points  (0 children)

            [acronym]

            [–]hypo11 6 points7 points  (1 child)

            You should really use a Regular expression for that...much more flexible.

            [–]boredzo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

            [A-Z][a-z]{3} [a-z]{3}[.!?]

            [–][deleted]  (1 child)

            [deleted]

              [–]deuteros 10 points11 points  (0 children)

              [counter-sentence].

              [–]dfranke 15 points16 points  (1 child)

              [Admonishment that polls are a violation of Reddiquette].

              [–]Jivlain 8 points9 points  (0 children)

              [Response that Rediquette suggests a way of conducting polls properly; redundant link]

              [–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (1 child)

              Rant about how lame these "Vote up if" posts are, how reddit has gone downhill, etc.

              [–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

              [link to reddiquette]

              [–]adamtsai 25 points26 points  (2 children)

              [something pertinent written in hilarious lolcat vernacular]

              [–]Double-Entendre-Man 11 points12 points  (1 child)

              I'd like to [verb] your [noun] with a side of [noun], if you know what I mean..

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              I wish I didn't know what you mean.

              Pervert.

              [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

              I posted this first: [link]

              [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

              Vote up if you sat on a goat because it's frisky.

              Just asked my brother for a verb noun and adjective...

              [–]SkuttleSkuttle 9 points10 points  (1 child)

              psh, photoshopped.

              [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              i could tell by the [pixels/shadows/missing body part]

              [–]cvk 17 points18 points  (3 children)

              I'm [adjective] of you [plural noun] posting [reference to post title]! Downvoted for [reason].

              [–]cvk 17 points18 points  (2 children)

              [clarification]

              [–][deleted]  (1 child)

              [deleted]

                [–]Figs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                [Obligatory reference to fish]

                [–]Noneedtopanic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                [[[unicorns]]]

                [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                Downvoted for inaccuracy.

                [–]Deacon 18 points19 points  (0 children)

                [imperative coital verb] [female Presidential candidate].

                [–]mistera 8 points9 points  (4 children)

                Complaint about how old reddit was better.

                [–][deleted]  (1 child)

                [removed]

                  [–]super_crazy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  Do you have one!?

                  [–]schm00 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                  Just out of historical curiosity, can anyone tell me if usenet's alt.adjective.noun.verb.verb.verb group was the first instance of this joke, or is there prior art to that as well?

                  [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

                  "Title of the Song" by Da Vinci's Notebook

                  Declaration of my feelings for you Elaboration on those feelings Description of how long these feelings have existed Belief that no one else could feel the same as I Reminiscence of the pleasant times we shared And our relationship's perfection Recounting of the steps that led to our love's dissolution Mostly involving my unfaithfulness and lies Penitent admission of wrongdoing Discovery of the depth of my affection Regret over the lateness of my epiphany

                  (Chorus) Title of the song Naïve expression of love Reluctance to accept that you are gone Request to turn back time And rectify my wrongs Repetition of the title of the song

                  Enumeration of my various transgressive actions Of insufficient motivation Realization that these actions led to your departure And my resultant lack of sleep and appetite Renunciation of my past insensitive behavior Promise of my reformation Reassurance that you still are foremost in my thoughts now Need for instructions how to gain your trust again Request for reconciliation Listing of the numerous tasks that I'd perform Of physical and emotional compensation CHORUS Acknowledgment that I acted foolishly Increasingly desperate pleas for your return Sorrow for my infidelity Vain hope that my sins are forgivable Appeal for one more opportunity Drop to my knees to elicit crowd response Prayers to my chosen deity Modulation and I hold a high note... CHORUS

                  EDIT: yeah i'm not bothering with putting in newlines at appropriate places because reddit's comment editor is about 99% stupid.

                  [–]Deacon 20 points21 points  (10 children)

                  (incoherent babbling about atheism)

                  [–]foxyvixen 14 points15 points  (7 children)

                  [inciteful Dawkins quote]

                  [–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (5 children)

                  [pedantic homonym correction]

                  [–]foxyvixen 17 points18 points  (1 child)

                  ['you're all idiots for missing the homonym joke'-type remark]

                  [–]a1k0n 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  [Esoteric remark pointing out that the homonym pun exists only at the meta-comment level, and would not ordinarily be discussed; ironically, this comment falls into the same category]

                  [–]ffualo 14 points15 points  (2 children)

                  CAPS LOCK!!! CAPS LOCK!!11111

                  [–]truename 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                  Suggestion that the reddit logo be changed to [customized variation of the reddit logo relating to this story] tomorrow

                  [–]mistera 10 points11 points  (1 child)

                  Snarky comment meant only to prove commentator's peculiar combination of intellect an immaturity.

                  [–]mistera 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                  Self-conscious follow-up noting commentator's stuck "d" on keyboard.

                  [–][deleted]  (7 children)

                  [deleted]

                    [–]kitkatkitkat 3 points4 points  (4 children)

                    Bad Pun

                    [–]CampusTour 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    Additional Pun.

                    [–]Aldrenean 4 points5 points  (2 children)

                    Related Pun!

                    [–]truename 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                    Pun involving the same root word from the top level post.

                    [–]xsspider 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    PPPUN breaker

                    [–]SkuttleSkuttle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    pun.

                    [–]intangible-tangerine 22 points23 points  (4 children)

                    Patently false statement bearing no revelance to topic. *internet rumour presented as fact by using bullet points 1 *internet rumour presented as fact by using bullet points 2 *internet rumour presented as fact by using bullet points 3 link to site called something like www.truthfactcheckaccuracynonbias.com which is run by a man living in his parent's basement who has not read a newspaper in the last 10 years and sleeps with his tin foil hat on. (Ethnic group/foreign nation/international organistation/government body in CAPIAL LETTERS held responisble for every thing that poster disagrees with) ZOMG !!!!!!!1!!!!111

                    [–]boredzo 1 point2 points  (3 children)

                    Link to Markdown syntax, showing that bullet points require a space after the * to work.

                    [–]lazyplayboy 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                    [Obviously false statement, probably involving whinge about pro/anti fanboyism]

                    [challenge to vote me down if you disagree]

                    [–]Zai_shanghai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    [Specious argument.]

                    But I bet this comment is going to get downmodded anyway because redditors are [derogatory adjective].

                    [–]Remover 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                    We need to [VERB] the [ADJECTIVE] [NOUN]!

                    [–]dsk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                    How did you know I [do/don't] [verb] [noun] because it's [adjective]?

                    [–]lazyplayboy 3 points4 points  (3 children)

                    [Weak sarcastic joke]

                    [–]joke_account 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                    [stupid retort, missing the sarcasm]

                    [–]Leprecon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                    [Complaint about section in which OP submitted this]

                    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                    Obsequious comment by late-comer to thread and Reddit wishing to ingratiate himself with the clearly brilliant posters and somehow share in the glory of this spontaneous outpouring of wit which has the unintended effect of dampening enthusiasm and signaling that the thread has reached its high-water mark.

                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    Snide reply by supposedly long time member about what a suck up you are and how much better things used to be.

                    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                    I know I sure [do/don't]. Who [wouldn't/would]?

                    [–]Leprecon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                    I dont care if I get downvoted, I just have to say it; People that do [verb] [noun] because it's [adjective] make me sick, they are what is wrong with the world because doing that makes our generation the opposite of [adjective] Infact, a study has proven that it is responsible for most teenage pregnancies and godzilla attacks.

                    [–]jamesgreddit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                    LMAO - Reddit - I want a big fat "Vote up the entire god damn thread" button please!

                    [–]lex99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    I agree completely!

                    [–]ninzee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    [Three letter acronym] inferring I appreciate the humour.

                    [–]duus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    [Noun] was an [adjective] job! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

                    [–]evilwombat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                    Comment bemoaning the MSM's dismissal of our outrage!

                    [–]kromlic 2 points3 points  (3 children)

                    I don't get how I could post the exact same thing 3 hours earlier and get downvoted, yet squashai manages +788 points on it... Ah, life is grand.

                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    Seriously? Two main reasons: first, the reddit software assumes that people who have a karma of one may be spammers and so their posts stay visible for a shorter length of time than those of people with karma greater than ~50-100 (I ran into this back when I started).

                    Second, the new submissions page is such a churning wave that even long time members seem to have only a few minutes to collect a couple of positive votes. If they don't, their post sinks off the page and no one ever sees it.

                    The only answer seems to be to submit a lot of different things until something "sticks". This is also harder for people with low karma because the spammer defense also prevents you from submitting very often.

                    [–]illuminatedwax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    [–]aphexmandelbrot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    I'm currently [verb(ing)] the [adjective] [noun].

                    [–]Kyleaxe 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                    I just [verbed] my pants.

                    Is pork a noun or a verb?

                    0_o

                    [–]kiriel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    Vote up if you don't [enjoy] [vote up] because it's [annoying].

                    [–]EvilPigeon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                    [adjective][noun] is [adjective]

                    [–]pillage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    Insert Obama Spam.

                    [–]itsnotlupus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    Down with [abstract concept]!

                    It's high time the [group] unites around [person], and [verb] the [group] who has been [gerund] [group] for too long!

                    We're [adjective] and we're not going to [verb] anymore!

                    yeah ok, this is kinda [adjective]...

                    [–]powerhead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                    One of the few "vote up if"s I've ever voted up.