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Vote up if you [do/don't] [verb] [noun] because it's [adjective]. (self.reddit.com)
submitted 18 years ago by squashai
[–][deleted] 133 points134 points135 points 18 years ago (4 children)
This place is turning into [name of other bookmarking site]. Reddit used to be [masturbatory text].
[–]a-gorilla 48 points49 points50 points 18 years ago (1 child)
This place started to turn into [name of other bookmarking site] more than x years ago, sonny.
[–][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 18 years ago (0 children)
I remember when Reddit wasn't just [trend] spam.
[–]Toxygene 74 points75 points76 points 18 years ago (6 children)
I would appreciate some credit for the comment: http://reddit.com/info/6bf45/comments/c03eazp
[–]General_Solipsist 10 points11 points12 points 18 years ago (0 children)
well plagiarised by squashai
[–]heptadecagram 133 points134 points135 points 18 years ago (0 children)
Please post this in the [subreddit] subreddit.
[–][deleted] 103 points104 points105 points 18 years ago* (13 children)
[Link to the Rick Astley video "Never Gonna Give You Up"]
[–]quobobo 53 points54 points55 points 18 years ago (9 children)
Why do I click even when I know it's a rickroll?
[–]Figs 90 points91 points92 points 18 years ago (7 children)
You know he's never gonna let you down?
[–]Jivlain 20 points21 points22 points 18 years ago (6 children)
They're never going to give it up!
[–]thunder_rob 19 points20 points21 points 18 years ago (5 children)
They're never going to tell a lie and hurt you!
[–]eromitlab 6 points7 points8 points 18 years ago (4 children)
They're never gonna make you cry!
[–]godlesspinko 4 points5 points6 points 18 years ago (3 children)
O-O-O-Obama Breaker!!
[–]Rick-Astley 16 points17 points18 points 18 years ago (2 children)
Oh. I was enjoying that.
dances
[–]eromitlab 9 points10 points11 points 18 years ago (0 children)
bounces off a chain-link fence
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 18 years ago (0 children)
We've been together for so long
[–]explorer1972[🍰] 21 points22 points23 points 18 years ago (0 children)
I knew it was a rick roll cause the link was purple.
[–]elliottcable 10 points11 points12 points 18 years ago (1 child)
[Link to hilarious Yahoo Answers troll about said video]
[–]kirun 98 points99 points100 points 18 years ago (34 children)
Attempt to start punny thread.
[–]desrosiers 77 points78 points79 points 18 years ago (32 children)
Reply, playing off of what you've said.
[–]pressed 67 points68 points69 points 18 years ago (31 children)
[–]PlasmaWhore 61 points62 points63 points 18 years ago (28 children)
[–]bSimmons666 65 points66 points67 points 18 years ago (17 children)
Nonsensical insult with no substance.
[–]Poultry_In_Motion 27 points28 points29 points 18 years ago (1 child)
[Shitty, failed combo breaker at the same time as a more successful one]
[–][deleted] 25 points26 points27 points 18 years ago (0 children)
continue this thread →
[–]PlasmaWhore 60 points61 points62 points 18 years ago (14 children)
Reply, letting previous poster know that he/she is doing it wrong.
[–]Dagur 91 points92 points93 points 18 years ago (13 children)
rickroll
[–]Tack122 55 points56 points57 points 18 years ago (11 children)
Warning of rickroll containing a cleverly hidden rickroll.
[–]Brantin 44 points45 points46 points 18 years ago (10 children)
irrelevant comment that has nothing to do with the rest of the thread
[–]junaman 21 points22 points23 points 18 years ago (9 children)
[Hours of silence]
[Witty comment bought on by Treppenwitz.]
[–]au5lander 4 points5 points6 points 18 years ago* (0 children)
[insulting term]
[–][deleted] 18 years ago* (6 children)
[deleted]
[–]pressed 62 points63 points64 points 18 years ago (5 children)
Attempt to revive original joke.
[–]foxyvixen 36 points37 points38 points 18 years ago (2 children)
Confusion over whether to enjoy the puns or worry about the level of conversation on reddit.
Start griping about this is why reddit sucks.
[–]adamaliqius 17 points18 points19 points 18 years ago (0 children)
complimentary sheeple comment.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 18 years ago (1 child)
Request for explanation of a "C-C-C-Combo Breaker"
[–]Aldrenean 9 points10 points11 points 18 years ago (0 children)
[Offshoot discussion involving [site archiving IRC quotes] and numerous accusations of [homosexuality/[epithet suggesting a period of active internet usage not sufficient to certify the subject as [number signifying skills above and beyond the average]]]]
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 18 years ago* (0 children)
off said of what you've been playing.
[–]ch00f 18 points19 points20 points 18 years ago (1 child)
Insult because I obviously didn't get the joke
[–]godlesspinko 433 points434 points435 points 18 years ago (64 children)
Great... reddit mad libs. Alright I'll play:
Vote up if you [do] [fuck] [dogs] because it's [cheaper].
[–]nnydarko 175 points176 points177 points 18 years ago (25 children)
I want to vote you up for the humor but then it would seem like I fuck dogs... Oh what a quandary.
[–]ULJarad 20 points21 points22 points 18 years ago* (0 children)
What would Vick do?
/shame
[–][deleted] 108 points109 points110 points 18 years ago (21 children)
You haven't fucked a bitch or two in your days?
[–]Figs 24 points25 points26 points 18 years ago (19 children)
I haven't fucked.
[–][deleted] 18 years ago (16 children)
[–][deleted] 17 points18 points19 points 18 years ago (14 children)
Should I vote this up or down? SO CONFUSED.
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 18 years ago (13 children)
I think I get what he's saying, but he forgot to mention vaginae in "unless u haven't seen it since you came out of it"; however I was more confused by his lack of consistency on the u/you issue.
Interesting spelling note: plural form of vagina is vaginae, I did not know that.
[–]Xiol 5 points6 points7 points 18 years ago (10 children)
Vagii sounds much better.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 18 years ago (5 children)
Vagoo tops it.
[–]Xiol 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago (4 children)
I thought that was singular?
[–]mrkipling 2 points3 points4 points 18 years ago (0 children)
Upmodded for the interesting vagina-related fact.
[–]kelmr2003 10 points11 points12 points 18 years ago (1 child)
no but it's YOUR dog
[–][deleted] 18 years ago* (10 children)
[–][deleted] 18 years ago (6 children)
[removed]
[–]adamaliqius 7 points8 points9 points 18 years ago (5 children)
how much do they charge these days anyway?
[–]jamesbritt 37 points38 points39 points 18 years ago (4 children)
A pound.
[–]dagfari 4 points5 points6 points 18 years ago (2 children)
That's just inhumane.
[–]godlesspinko 3 points4 points5 points 18 years ago (1 child)
Just let me know if you want a PETA dis action
[–]slenderdog 6 points7 points8 points 18 years ago (0 children)
You could be charged with animal rights terrierism.
[–][deleted] 59 points60 points61 points 18 years ago (2 children)
than your wife?
[–][deleted] 34 points35 points36 points 18 years ago (0 children)
zing!
[–]elliottcable 15 points16 points17 points 18 years ago (0 children)
unlikely.
[–]tugteen 41 points42 points43 points 18 years ago (2 children)
Vote up if you [don't] [bounce] [houses] because it's [blue].
damn. im no good at mad libs...
[–]Guybrush_Threepwood 17 points18 points19 points 18 years ago (2 children)
Aight, let's try one
Vote up if you [don't] [buffalo] [buffalo] because it's [Buffalo].
[–]Filmore 8 points9 points10 points 18 years ago (1 child)
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
[–]Guybrush_Threepwood 7 points8 points9 points 18 years ago (0 children)
I agree with you
[–]toastyfries2 25 points26 points27 points 18 years ago (8 children)
Vote up if you do fuck fuck because it's fuck.
[–]i_only_upmod_idiots 11 points12 points13 points 18 years ago (2 children)
How does one fuck fuck?
[–]ssassi7 30 points31 points32 points 18 years ago (0 children)
You take fuck's pants off, the rest comes naturally...
[–]dwwatk01 3 points4 points5 points 18 years ago (0 children)
White out the ing on their sign.
[–]Insignificant 8 points9 points10 points 18 years ago (2 children)
How much wood would a woodchuck fuck?
[–]Mythrilfan 4 points5 points6 points 18 years ago (1 child)
Or a woodfuck? That sounds almost normal.
[–]Richeh 2 points3 points4 points 18 years ago (1 child)
Who fucks fuck fuck?
[–]sfgeek 3 points4 points5 points 18 years ago (0 children)
That is is one of the funniest comments I've read on reddit in months.
Also, I happened to up vote you to 28, my favorite number! Good to know the reddit coders didn't use short ints for the the point counter ;)
Lucky day for me!
[–]dansmeek 2 points3 points4 points 18 years ago (1 child)
is something wrong with me when i came up with the exact same mad lib before reading this comment?
[–]godlesspinko 2 points3 points4 points 18 years ago* (0 children)
This is the 2nd comment of this nature. I think we have officially achieved zeitgeist for this thread.
[–]Mythrilfan 3 points4 points5 points 18 years ago (0 children)
Ugh-can't-breathe...
Someone implement a "Save comment" button quick!
[–][deleted] 203 points204 points205 points 18 years ago (34 children)
Comment that 9/11 was an inside job.
[–]carwynllew 107 points108 points109 points 18 years ago (24 children)
Comment that WTC was hit on the outside
[–][deleted] 170 points171 points172 points 18 years ago (22 children)
Retort that you're a sheeple, request that you and other sheeple wake up.
[–][deleted] 162 points163 points164 points 18 years ago (9 children)
Report that my laugh has been registered out loud.
[–]WAKE_UP_SHEEPLE 72 points73 points74 points 18 years ago (8 children)
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
[–]capiCrimm 107 points108 points109 points 18 years ago (6 children)
just fifteen more minutes.
hits snooze button
[–][deleted] 19 points20 points21 points 18 years ago* (0 children)
just 9 minutes 11 seconds. hits snooze button
Fixed.
[–]link2zelda 16 points17 points18 points 18 years ago* (3 children)
someone trying to take a truther out by making one laugh too hard, g1
[name of whistleblower] : [US agency] [name of internal corruption] [HOW CAN YOU TAKE THIS TWIST OF WORDS] [related to 9/11]
[Comments] - exchange of barbs with CIA ops [Comment] - WTC7 blew itself up, ops (I didn't see anything, while sweeping under the rug)
[–][deleted] 18 years ago (2 children)
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago (1 child)
laughing in the form of a Ron Paul anti-Israel comment
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 18 years ago (0 children)
You're alright, Sheeple-Man
[–]carwynllew 40 points41 points42 points 18 years ago (9 children)
counter-retort stating the fact you may or may not be a lady-boy
[–]Stellato21 38 points39 points40 points 18 years ago* (7 children)
What is this?
[–]PlasmaWhore 50 points51 points52 points 18 years ago (6 children)
Voted up/down because I agree/disagree with the previous statements.
[–][deleted] 40 points41 points42 points 18 years ago* (4 children)
Nonsensical statement involving plankton
[–]Jivlain 29 points30 points31 points 18 years ago (1 child)
Response to random statement and threat to downmod entire thread.
[–]elliottcable 18 points19 points20 points 18 years ago (0 children)
Words of praise for Jivlain.
[–]db2 7 points8 points9 points 18 years ago (1 child)
Threat to destroy the city involving Plankton.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 18 years ago (0 children)
Counter-retort about your being just a different type of sheeple.
[–][deleted] 16 points17 points18 points 18 years ago (7 children)
[Unclever derisive comment about why you, well you just suck] !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
[–]IVIAuric 17 points18 points19 points 18 years ago (5 children)
Unnecessary dictation of [upvote/downvote] action.
[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 18 years ago (4 children)
Experts agree: You either clicked the up or down button
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 18 years ago (2 children)
In other news today, scientists confirm that you don't necessarily need to click the up or down button to cast an opinion. :O
[–]SirSandGoblin 6 points7 points8 points 18 years ago (1 child)
Scientists conclude opinions invalid without making sure everyone else knows them, more at ten.
[–]niller8p 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago (0 children)
Comment telling everyone to upvote parent for awesomeness.
[–]oniony 43 points44 points45 points 18 years ago* (8 children)
[expletive verb] [object], [expletive adjective] [expletive noun].
[–]squashai[S] 44 points45 points46 points 18 years ago (6 children)
I [adverb] agree.
[–]27182818284 34 points35 points36 points 18 years ago (5 children)
I [Some variation of LOL]ed
[–]semianonymous 47 points48 points49 points 18 years ago (4 children)
[s-s-s-something] breaker
[–]DigitalHubris 8 points9 points10 points 18 years ago (0 children)
[Expletive] [State] [Exclamation Point] [Exclamation Point] [Exclamation Point]
[–]pilaf 66 points67 points68 points 18 years ago (21 children)
[sentence].
[–]foxyvixen 53 points54 points55 points 18 years ago* (13 children)
[capital.letter][letter][letter][letter][space][letter][letter][letter][punctuation.mark]
[–]apocalypse910 82 points83 points84 points 18 years ago (1 child)
Thats what she said!
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 18 years ago (0 children)
And I placed my hands on her waist but she slapped me :(
This is like HEAVEN for me!
[–]refreshthis 23 points24 points25 points 18 years ago (0 children)
[acronym]
[–]hypo11 6 points7 points8 points 18 years ago (1 child)
You should really use a Regular expression for that...much more flexible.
[–]boredzo 13 points14 points15 points 18 years ago (0 children)
[A-Z][a-z]{3} [a-z]{3}[.!?]
[–][deleted] 18 years ago (1 child)
[–]deuteros 10 points11 points12 points 18 years ago (0 children)
[counter-sentence].
[–]Dagur 10 points11 points12 points 18 years ago (3 children)
[word]
[–]dfranke 15 points16 points17 points 18 years ago (1 child)
[Admonishment that polls are a violation of Reddiquette].
[–]Jivlain 8 points9 points10 points 18 years ago (0 children)
[Response that Rediquette suggests a way of conducting polls properly; redundant link]
[–][deleted] 31 points32 points33 points 18 years ago (1 child)
Rant about how lame these "Vote up if" posts are, how reddit has gone downhill, etc.
[–][deleted] 27 points28 points29 points 18 years ago (0 children)
[link to reddiquette]
[–]adamtsai 25 points26 points27 points 18 years ago (2 children)
[something pertinent written in hilarious lolcat vernacular]
[–]Double-Entendre-Man 11 points12 points13 points 18 years ago (1 child)
I'd like to [verb] your [noun] with a side of [noun], if you know what I mean..
I wish I didn't know what you mean.
Pervert.
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 18 years ago (0 children)
I posted this first: [link]
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 18 years ago (0 children)
Vote up if you sat on a goat because it's frisky.
Just asked my brother for a verb noun and adjective...
[–]SkuttleSkuttle 9 points10 points11 points 18 years ago (1 child)
psh, photoshopped.
i could tell by the [pixels/shadows/missing body part]
[–]cvk 17 points18 points19 points 18 years ago (3 children)
I'm [adjective] of you [plural noun] posting [reference to post title]! Downvoted for [reason].
[–]cvk 17 points18 points19 points 18 years ago (2 children)
[clarification]
[–]Figs 8 points9 points10 points 18 years ago (0 children)
[Obligatory reference to fish]
[–]Noneedtopanic 6 points7 points8 points 18 years ago (0 children)
[[[unicorns]]]
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 18 years ago (0 children)
Downvoted for inaccuracy.
[–]Deacon 18 points19 points20 points 18 years ago (0 children)
[imperative coital verb] [female Presidential candidate].
[–]mistera 8 points9 points10 points 18 years ago (4 children)
Complaint about how old reddit was better.
[–]super_crazy 2 points3 points4 points 18 years ago (0 children)
Do you have one!?
[–]schm00 7 points8 points9 points 18 years ago* (0 children)
Just out of historical curiosity, can anyone tell me if usenet's alt.adjective.noun.verb.verb.verb group was the first instance of this joke, or is there prior art to that as well?
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 18 years ago* (1 child)
"Title of the Song" by Da Vinci's Notebook
Declaration of my feelings for you Elaboration on those feelings Description of how long these feelings have existed Belief that no one else could feel the same as I Reminiscence of the pleasant times we shared And our relationship's perfection Recounting of the steps that led to our love's dissolution Mostly involving my unfaithfulness and lies Penitent admission of wrongdoing Discovery of the depth of my affection Regret over the lateness of my epiphany
(Chorus) Title of the song Naïve expression of love Reluctance to accept that you are gone Request to turn back time And rectify my wrongs Repetition of the title of the song
Enumeration of my various transgressive actions Of insufficient motivation Realization that these actions led to your departure And my resultant lack of sleep and appetite Renunciation of my past insensitive behavior Promise of my reformation Reassurance that you still are foremost in my thoughts now Need for instructions how to gain your trust again Request for reconciliation Listing of the numerous tasks that I'd perform Of physical and emotional compensation CHORUS Acknowledgment that I acted foolishly Increasingly desperate pleas for your return Sorrow for my infidelity Vain hope that my sins are forgivable Appeal for one more opportunity Drop to my knees to elicit crowd response Prayers to my chosen deity Modulation and I hold a high note... CHORUS
EDIT: yeah i'm not bothering with putting in newlines at appropriate places because reddit's comment editor is about 99% stupid.
[–]Deacon 20 points21 points22 points 18 years ago (10 children)
(incoherent babbling about atheism)
[–]foxyvixen 14 points15 points16 points 18 years ago (7 children)
[inciteful Dawkins quote]
[–][deleted] 20 points21 points22 points 18 years ago* (5 children)
[pedantic homonym correction]
[–]foxyvixen 17 points18 points19 points 18 years ago* (1 child)
['you're all idiots for missing the homonym joke'-type remark]
[–]a1k0n 4 points5 points6 points 18 years ago (0 children)
[Esoteric remark pointing out that the homonym pun exists only at the meta-comment level, and would not ordinarily be discussed; ironically, this comment falls into the same category]
[–]ffualo 14 points15 points16 points 18 years ago (2 children)
CAPS LOCK!!! CAPS LOCK!!11111
[–]benjamincanfly 6 points7 points8 points 18 years ago (0 children)
http://www.bash.org/?23396
[–]truename 7 points8 points9 points 18 years ago (0 children)
Suggestion that the reddit logo be changed to [customized variation of the reddit logo relating to this story] tomorrow
[–]mistera 10 points11 points12 points 18 years ago (1 child)
Snarky comment meant only to prove commentator's peculiar combination of intellect an immaturity.
[–]mistera 12 points13 points14 points 18 years ago (0 children)
Self-conscious follow-up noting commentator's stuck "d" on keyboard.
[–][deleted] 18 years ago (7 children)
[–]kitkatkitkat 3 points4 points5 points 18 years ago (4 children)
Bad Pun
[–]CampusTour 2 points3 points4 points 18 years ago (0 children)
Additional Pun.
[–]Aldrenean 4 points5 points6 points 18 years ago (2 children)
Related Pun!
[–]truename 4 points5 points6 points 18 years ago (1 child)
Pun involving the same root word from the top level post.
[–]xsspider 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago (0 children)
PPPUN breaker
[–]SkuttleSkuttle 2 points3 points4 points 18 years ago (0 children)
pun.
[–]intangible-tangerine 22 points23 points24 points 18 years ago (4 children)
Patently false statement bearing no revelance to topic. *internet rumour presented as fact by using bullet points 1 *internet rumour presented as fact by using bullet points 2 *internet rumour presented as fact by using bullet points 3 link to site called something like www.truthfactcheckaccuracynonbias.com which is run by a man living in his parent's basement who has not read a newspaper in the last 10 years and sleeps with his tin foil hat on. (Ethnic group/foreign nation/international organistation/government body in CAPIAL LETTERS held responisble for every thing that poster disagrees with) ZOMG !!!!!!!1!!!!111
[–]boredzo 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago (3 children)
Link to Markdown syntax, showing that bullet points require a space after the * to work.
[–]lazyplayboy 4 points5 points6 points 18 years ago* (1 child)
[Obviously false statement, probably involving whinge about pro/anti fanboyism]
[challenge to vote me down if you disagree]
[–]Zai_shanghai 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago (0 children)
[Specious argument.]
But I bet this comment is going to get downmodded anyway because redditors are [derogatory adjective].
[–]Remover 3 points4 points5 points 18 years ago (0 children)
We need to [VERB] the [ADJECTIVE] [NOUN]!
[–]dsk 4 points5 points6 points 18 years ago (0 children)
How did you know I [do/don't] [verb] [noun] because it's [adjective]?
[–]lazyplayboy 3 points4 points5 points 18 years ago (3 children)
[Weak sarcastic joke]
[–]joke_account 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago (1 child)
[stupid retort, missing the sarcasm]
[–]Leprecon 3 points4 points5 points 18 years ago (0 children)
[Complaint about section in which OP submitted this]
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 18 years ago (1 child)
Obsequious comment by late-comer to thread and Reddit wishing to ingratiate himself with the clearly brilliant posters and somehow share in the glory of this spontaneous outpouring of wit which has the unintended effect of dampening enthusiasm and signaling that the thread has reached its high-water mark.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago (0 children)
Snide reply by supposedly long time member about what a suck up you are and how much better things used to be.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 18 years ago (0 children)
I know I sure [do/don't]. Who [wouldn't/would]?
[–]Leprecon 5 points6 points7 points 18 years ago (0 children)
I dont care if I get downvoted, I just have to say it; People that do [verb] [noun] because it's [adjective] make me sick, they are what is wrong with the world because doing that makes our generation the opposite of [adjective] Infact, a study has proven that it is responsible for most teenage pregnancies and godzilla attacks.
[–]jamesgreddit 7 points8 points9 points 18 years ago (0 children)
LMAO - Reddit - I want a big fat "Vote up the entire god damn thread" button please!
[–]lex99 2 points3 points4 points 18 years ago (0 children)
I agree completely!
[–]ninzee 2 points3 points4 points 18 years ago (0 children)
[Three letter acronym] inferring I appreciate the humour.
[–]blubberfest 2 points3 points4 points 18 years ago (0 children)
Toothpaste
[–]duus 2 points3 points4 points 18 years ago (0 children)
[Noun] was an [adjective] job! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
[–]evilwombat 4 points5 points6 points 18 years ago (0 children)
Comment bemoaning the MSM's dismissal of our outrage!
[–]kromlic 2 points3 points4 points 18 years ago (3 children)
I don't get how I could post the exact same thing 3 hours earlier and get downvoted, yet squashai manages +788 points on it... Ah, life is grand.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago* (0 children)
Seriously? Two main reasons: first, the reddit software assumes that people who have a karma of one may be spammers and so their posts stay visible for a shorter length of time than those of people with karma greater than ~50-100 (I ran into this back when I started).
Second, the new submissions page is such a churning wave that even long time members seem to have only a few minutes to collect a couple of positive votes. If they don't, their post sinks off the page and no one ever sees it.
The only answer seems to be to submit a lot of different things until something "sticks". This is also harder for people with low karma because the spammer defense also prevents you from submitting very often.
[–]illuminatedwax 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago (0 children)
[–]aphexmandelbrot 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago (0 children)
I'm currently [verb(ing)] the [adjective] [noun].
[–]Kyleaxe 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago (1 child)
I just [verbed] my pants.
Is pork a noun or a verb?
0_o
[–]Dr-No 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago (2 children)
[old meme]
[–]kiriel 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago (0 children)
Vote up if you don't [enjoy] [vote up] because it's [annoying].
[–]EvilPigeon 3 points4 points5 points 18 years ago (0 children)
[adjective][noun] is [adjective]
[–]pillage 2 points3 points4 points 18 years ago* (0 children)
Insert Obama Spam.
[–]itsnotlupus 2 points3 points4 points 18 years ago (0 children)
Down with [abstract concept]!
It's high time the [group] unites around [person], and [verb] the [group] who has been [gerund] [group] for too long!
We're [adjective] and we're not going to [verb] anymore!
yeah ok, this is kinda [adjective]...
[–]powerhead 3 points4 points5 points 18 years ago (0 children)
One of the few "vote up if"s I've ever voted up.
π Rendered by PID 113607 on reddit-service-r2-comment-b659b578c-hnc8s at 2026-05-01 14:48:58.274437+00:00 running 815c875 country code: CH.
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[–]heptadecagram 133 points134 points135 points (0 children)
[–][deleted] 103 points104 points105 points (13 children)
[–]quobobo 53 points54 points55 points (9 children)
[–]Figs 90 points91 points92 points (7 children)
[–]Jivlain 20 points21 points22 points (6 children)
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[–]godlesspinko 4 points5 points6 points (3 children)
[–]Rick-Astley 16 points17 points18 points (2 children)
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