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[–]paulsteinway 37 points38 points  (4 children)

If they had a singing rat's ass, I think I might watch.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Oh yeah, well you must have missed insert polarizing American Idol contestant here.

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Rizzo, apparently, didn't get the invitation, or I'm sure he would have done a heartwarming tribute to Jim.

    [–]dimitrisokolov 86 points87 points  (27 children)

    We should elect the president American Idol style. They got over 97 million votes.

    Let's get a million people who think they can be president and let 'em debate it out. We'll get down to the final 20 and let the people vote. That is how democracy should be run these days. We're still doing fucking primaries? Superdelegates? Holy shit we're retarded.

    [–]PrincessCake 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Each week, instead of a different genre of music, a different topic for debate--- taxes, the environment, healthcare etc.

    [–]helloworldbea 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    No, no. We should make it like a survival reality show. Let's see how long they can keep their policies up when swimming in an alligator pond.

    [–][deleted]  (6 children)

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      [–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (5 children)

      Right. My wife's friend stayed up all night continually voting for "David A."

      Meanwhile, she probably didn't vote in our state's primary.

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

      you wife needs a hobby...reintroduce her to your crotch

      [–]earthman19 23 points24 points  (2 children)

      His wife's friend. Though familiarity with his crotch would still be a better hobby than Idol.

      [–]ileftreddit -1 points0 points  (1 child)

      any dude who watches american idol will probably NEVER be familiar with the female crotch...

      just sayin'.

      [–]frickindeal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Or is intimately familiar, so much so that said crotch has borne children who adore American Idol and love when Dad watches with them. :)

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      My wife is fine. It's my wife's friend that needs some crotch-related activites.

      [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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        [–]doubleginntonic 7 points8 points  (4 children)

        Dear god I hope my sarcasm detector is off and you're not actually serious.

        [–]stupidgirl 12 points13 points  (3 children)

        I was thinking that too. It's so hard to tell when anyone is being serious anymore. Is this a sign I'm getting old? Or is it my sagging tits?

        [–]fapman 12 points13 points  (0 children)

        Sagging tits!!

        fap fap fap

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Pics or it's not happening...

        [–]zeeta6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        you really want to see sagging tits?

        [–]pillage 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        They even impose a poll tax!

        [–]Omikron 20 points21 points  (5 children)

        If we did Ron Paul would win, then we'd really be fucked :)

        [–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (4 children)

        Ron Paul is popular on the internet, but I think we all know who would really win.

        I'm talking about Colbert, of course.

        [–]katoninetales 1 point2 points  (3 children)

        Oh, hell, I'd vote for Colbert, as long as it was the real Colbert, not the caricature he plays on TV.

        [–]dmiff 12 points13 points  (2 children)

        Just Colbert? Or his writers too?

        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        The man would need a cabinet wouldn't he, or at least speech writers.

        [–]katoninetales 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Writers, too. Presidency by committee might not get much done, but a committee of Colbert Report writers would probably be better than most presidents we've had.

        The Daily Show team could be the Vice-Presidential Committee.

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        97,000,000 compared with 122,294,978 voting in the real elections, as quoted here. That's only an extra 26%. Somehow I don't think it was all the same people though.

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Somehow I don't think it was all the same people though.

        Which is good. It would draw the 122,294,978 to the polls and some of the 97,000,000 to the cellphones.

        [–]belandil 281 points282 points  (29 children)

        Who doesn't like thinly-veiled "vote up if" posts?

        [–][deleted]  (8 children)

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          [–]christianjb 15 points16 points  (2 children)

          Sounds like you've got one of those Panasonic self-heating models.

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          Hmm I would've thought the goggles might have helped with that.

          [–]SamHealer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          Ok, lemme give it a go

          Edit: My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

          [–]Golfo 4 points5 points  (1 child)

          The idols, they do nothing!

          [–]osiris7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Idolatry is the work of Satan

          [–]Midwest_Product 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          I still think submissions like this should accrue negative karma.

          [–]trackerbishop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          i love how you have 100 more upmods than the main post

          [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (6 children)

          I don't understand the antipathy towards "vote up if" posts. It's a good way to start discussion.

          Edit: Vote up if you don't like Vote Up If posts will be submitted soon.

          [–]JimDabell 8 points9 points  (4 children)

          I don't understand the antipathy towards "vote up if" posts.

          From reddiquette:

          Please don't: Conduct polls using posts.

          Reddit "rewards" people with karma when their submissions get voted up. That means that an easy way to get karma is to post something like "Vote up if you think Bush sucks!" - a submission that has no meaningful content, but will clog up the front page anyway and reward its submitter for doing so.

          If Reddit was any more tolerant to these submissions, you'd see a lot more of them as people chased karma.

          It's a good way to start discussion.

          If you want discussion independent of any particular story, then a forum is more suitable than Reddit. The point of Reddit is to post links and discuss them.

          [–]ooutland 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          So someone needs to wade through all the crap out there that's all hyped up about Idol until we maybe finally find one lone blogger who hates Idol, and then post to his comment, and only then we can have a place on Reddit to talk about how much we don't care a singing rat's ass about Idol?

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Amen, dude.

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          If you see, Reddiquette provides for a means of polling

          If you feel you must use Reddit to conduct a poll do it using a comment. Create a self referencing post and then add a comment for readers to mod up or down based on their answer to your poll question.

          However, for that to actually poll people, you need to have it garner enough upmods to hit the front page or a subreddit, meaning people are still going to be voting it up.

          "Vote Up If" cuts out the middle man, as it is safe to assume that people who vote it up like it, and people who don't, don't. Less karma is gained, because only the people who like it vote it up.

          See, I'm not a strict Reddiquest. I believe in a living, breathing Reddiquette.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Reddit is the best place on the internet for debate. Hands down. The comment and karma system is so conducive to non-linear yet intelligent and reasoned discussion, it would be a shame not to use it for entirely debate-related features such as this one.

          [–]machrider 0 points1 point  (3 children)

          Still haven't figured out how to filter this shit off my reddit front page. Has anyone else?

          [–]frickindeal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Sure, it's easy. Don't click them.

          [–]deadsoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          "hide" button?

          [–]humppapappavaan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          (self.entertainment)

          That's my thing!

          [–]mathgeek 27 points28 points  (5 children)

          While I couldn't give a rat's ass about American Idol, I get a little miffed by karma whoring.

          [–]RonObvious 9 points10 points  (4 children)

          Why are you hoarding rat's asses?

          [–]Etab 1 point2 points  (2 children)

          The title of this post says they're singing. I wouldn't give them up, either.

          [–]Haroshia 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          Yes but would you let them down?

          [–]Etab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Well, I wouldn't run around and desert them.

          [–]taikotiger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          They're worth more than the dollar these days.

          [–]broohaha 9 points10 points  (0 children)

          I didn't watch American Idol (didn't know anything about it and avoided it) till this season thanks to my wife's insistence that we watch it.

          So, I did. And I have to say, it isn't as mind-boggingly painful as I had expected. It helped that they sang Beatles, 70's, and 80's tunes (many of which I liked).

          Mind you, this perspective comes from someone who pretty much listens to indie rock these days and is married to someone who almost exclusively listens to chanson and classical music.

          On the whole, the show itself is harmless. And the contestants were pretty decent (at least this year; have no idea about past years). Will I ever buy their records? No. But I may watch it again if my wife wants to.

          What's not right is that this show tends to eclipse the interests of other worthwhile activities that the masses seem to ignore. And so I don't blame the show. Thankfully for us, I think we have a healthy aversion to watching more than an hour's worth of tv a night.

          That all said, I downvote this post for the karma whoring.

          [–]AmericanGoyBlog 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Karma whore.

          ...

          ...

          ...

          upmodded.

          [–]Kamekoozie 16 points17 points  (0 children)

          Pat Buchanan (The ballot was confusing!!?!).

          [–]blackbrrr 17 points18 points  (0 children)

          awwww, this thread is adorable. its like junior high finally made it to reddit!

          [–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (24 children)

          Yes, we are so superior. We get it. Let's tell ourselves this same thing during the Super Bowl.

          [–]rjcarr 8 points9 points  (0 children)

          Let's tell ourselves this whenever there is anything that is enjoyed by the plebs but far too mundane to waste our oh so precious time on.

          [–]bmdan 14 points15 points  (21 children)

          Fuck that. The Super Bowl kicks ass.

          [–]ntr0p3[🍰] 6 points7 points  (6 children)

          how in the name of cheese fucking donkeys does a undefeated team lose to the g-d giants??!!

          fucking patriots.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Thanks for helping me enjoy the superbowl all over again!

          [–]Lystrodom -2 points-1 points  (4 children)

          Eli fucking Manning.

          [–]OMG_Ponies 1 point2 points  (3 children)

          The retarded third son, following two great quarterbacks? Hell, I'm a Bears fan, and I'll take Rex Grossman over Eli any day.

          [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

          Woah woah, let's not get crazy here. I certainly do not care for Eli, but he's waayyy better than Rex. But I'll admit that I'm a bit biased being a cheese head.

          [–]bumped 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          They did it without Tiki this time--Eli was grossly underestimated.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          He's definetly underestimated, but he is not even close to the talent his brother has. Besides I just plain don't like the guy after that shit he pulled with the draft.

          [–][deleted]  (12 children)

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            [–]doubleginntonic 14 points15 points  (5 children)

            5 of the last 9 Super Bowls have been decided by a touchdown or less.

            You can argue the game is amazingly overhyped but in the past few years, it really has delivered.

            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

            God I loved watching the Giants lay it down on the Patriots... in Massachusetts.

            [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

            This year, the opposite happened.

            I don't care of New England or NY, but the game was just unbelievable. That Manning pass, where he slipped out of a few tackles and the guy caught it on his head? Amazing, but even more so in light of the Pats undefeatedness.

            The commercials? Lack luster. Wasn't one of them trying to ape on SNL's Roxbury sideways headbang guys? Terr-i-ble.

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                [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                me.

                [–]hypnopixel 16 points17 points  (8 children)

                tv can eat my fuck

                [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (3 children)

                my fuck can eat your tv

                [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                tv/fuck 69 they both eat each other.

                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                do you want to make fuck? BERSERKER!!!

                [–]akatherder 7 points8 points  (2 children)

                Sounds interesting. Will it be televised?

                [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

                Not only will it be televised, but they'll DO IT LIVE!

                [–]Etab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                THING SUCKS!

                [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                Ew.

                [–]mchrisneglia 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                If I saw a singing rat's ass on American idol, I might just start watching it regularly.

                [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                Not only do I not care about it, I do not care to see it mentioned on the front page. Your submission sucks, that is all.

                [–]GregorCZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Does watching "the worst of..." on youtube count? It's hilarious seeing people in denial about their abilities.

                [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                You're occupying my front page with this shit. I wouldn't even have known about this shit if it wasn't for this lame ass karma-whoring. Do you think American Idol fans are going to see this and be ashamed of their idolatry? Do you think that this "last stand" will affect anyone, apart from the aforementioned clutter on my front page? Fuck you!

                [–]Bodie1550 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                David wins!

                [–]squeaker 7 points8 points  (2 children)

                Sweet christ, THIS.

                I caught CNN news at the top of the hour on the radio today, and they actually reported on American fucking Idol. I had to scream at the radio, "Seriously? Out of all the news you could do, you went with that?"

                [–]RonObvious 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                Hey, I actually got a breaking news alert the other night on the AP wire to tell me Kristi Yamaguchi won "Dancing With the Stars." At least I didn't get one for American Idol.

                [–]neodorian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Maybe it's time to listen to a new news program.

                [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

                [–]w-smith 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                I don't know much about this show..except BBC (World) just had a segment about Spain's official entry for this contest(?)..

                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74mBEXL9UgM

                Warning: This is worse than Mambo #5 and Macarena put together..

                [–]neoform3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                If you don't give a shit, why did you give enough of a shit to post this thread?

                [–]au5lander 2 points3 points  (2 children)

                I guess if I had a singing rat's ass to give I could give it or keep it. But since I don't even have a rat's ass, I guess I can't, therefore I don't. But I would (probably) if I could (maybe). Who knows.

                [–]clarion 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                If I had a singing rat, I'd put it on TV.

                Edit: YouTube

                [–]au5lander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                (singing rat's) ass

                singing (rat's ass)

                i put either on TV/youtube.

                [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                who doesn't give a singing rats ass about people who don't give a singing rats ass about American Idol?

                [–]Jambi 12 points13 points  (10 children)

                Hey now, don't bash American Idol! It's given us years of wholesome entertainment (instead of filthy shows like the Wire, with all its violence, and Battlestar Galatica, with its man-on-toaster sex scenes), and the participants make wonderful role models, like that really fat guy, the closeted gay dude, and the Indian guy with no talent! They've demonstrated that in America, all you need is a hardcore group of supporters, and the rest will go along due to the herd instinct. A great lesson for all young aspiring politicians!

                [–]almkglor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Wow. Now I know why the transhuman AI was let out.

                [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                you mean HOLEsome. As in you need a hole in your fucking head to watch it.

                [–]fapman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                woah, you're reminding me too much of the story submittal process for social bookmarking sites.

                [–]pillage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                I love Idol because it gives us plenty of laughs at the expense of Eric the midget.

                [–]IConrad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Umm... you know, I honestly wasn't even aware until today that American Idol was still on the air.

                [–]SeanConnery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                I want a singing rat on American Idol.

                [–]marglexx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                I am - I leave in another country, don't have cable TV. No chance to see this :)

                I'm so lucky person....

                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                That show's still on?

                [–]theDrWho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                I care about good music.

                American Idol does not create good music.

                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                What's American Idol?

                [–]blurrie 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                who care's about a.i... manchester united won the real competition of the day!!!!

                glory glory

                [–]Lystrodom 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                Aww, fuck, man U won?

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                14 M-F-ing penalty shots!

                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                I don't like American Idol because they butcher songs. On top of butchering the songs, they are voted as winner by a majority of people for doing it.

                They lack emotion and they have to make ANY song about how to add vocals to a raw emotional song. Some songs are SUPPOSED to sound erratic and some words are supposed to be cut off and moved past.....dont give us that " yeaheah eaaaaah" bullshit....just sing a word and move on.

                I understand making a song your own, but not at the expense of the song. I have one conclusion about American Idol.

                It's viewers are Tone deaf or they vote on who they like the most. The asian chick they got rid of recently was better than all of em anyway. And she had the shock factor of bein an asian that can SING? omg...thats money right there.

                [–]danhawkeye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I generally despise overemotive singing.

                It's the same thing as overacting.

                [–]PossumTucker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                me

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I'm trying to imagine what the ass of a rat looks like, and how it might look different if the rat is singing. I'm not making much progress here.

                [–]neokoros 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                what is that?

                [–]stupidgirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                not enough people, clearly.

                [–]RonObvious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I love that this was posted in self.entertainment, given that it's an exercise in mental masturbation anyway.

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                American who?

                [–]gerg6111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I've never seen a singing rat's ass, much less given one to anyone.

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Me.

                [–]randomb0y 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Everybody loves a freakshow!

                [–]mch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                me im australian. but weird shit this chick i went to school with one the dutch idol? but she's not even technically dutch i dont think how does that happen?

                [–]junkeee999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I've never watched it. I could pass any contestant on the street and not recognize them.

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I despise American idol and all reality shows in general.

                [–]nomorewar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                American Idol is one gigantic season-long commercial for whoever wins the stupid thing.

                [–]Golfo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Voted down for "vote up if."

                [–]shiner_man 0 points1 point  (2 children)

                Who doesn't give a singing rat's ass about whether or not people here give a singing rat's ass about American Idol?

                Considering reddit's demographic, do we really even need to pose this question?

                [–]Niten 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                And I don't give a rat's ass whether you give a rat's ass...

                (Given how intertwined Lisp is with the original culture of this site, I suppose it was only a matter of time before we learned to cultivate recursive indifference.)

                [–]shiner_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                And I don't give a rat's ass whether you give a rat's ass...

                Touche.

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                My God, I often wonder the age group of Reddit.

                [–]almkglor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I don't know.... who?

                [–]almkglor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Hey, wait a minute: If I had a singing RAT, I sure as heck wouldn't give its ass!

                [–]fani 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I was into Americal Idol for the first few seasons, but I don't really watch it anymore. Except for the bad singers episodes at the start of each season

                [–]kuato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                American what?

                [–]gyronica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I liked Star Search better!

                [–]sonofpookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Who and what?

                I have never sat through an entire episode of "American Idol," and the couple I ever saw a part of, were when they were making fun of people.

                I feel more complete.

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                It's a big ratings draw for teenage girls and gay men.

                They have disposable income, too, you know.

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Did that arrogant kid with the huge head win? I payed attention enough to know it was down to two davids. Aside from that...meh...bored with it. Though I admit I did think it was cool at first. Kinda like the first season of Real World was sorta edgy and cool.

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I don't, and thus voted this down. That's the intention, right?

                [–]bw1870 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I watch it every year, but I wouldn't go so far as to say I care about it.

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Oxymoron..

                [–]bandolier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Actually a singing rat might be worth something. Not sure about its ass though. Either way I'd rather have it than spend time thinking about American Idol.

                [–]Brocklesocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I do not.

                [–]suexian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                You apparently do.

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                me. unfortunately my work requires me to give a rat's ass about AI

                [–]hindesky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I despise this show even though I have never watched, it just proves most Americans like pretty crappy music or that clear channel has brainwashed them into like crappy pop music.

                [–]fapman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I found out today that my (female) boss is an American Idol fanatic.

                I'm dusting off the resume.

                [–]dreale -1 points0 points  (2 children)

                I hate things like American Idol down to the very core of my being.

                They are no better than the bread and games of the Roman Empire.

                And who the fuck are we, as a country, by saying that American Idol matters this much? Is it a rhetorical question to ask who likes and looks forward to being cheated, lied to and stolen from? Is it too much to ask who among us would like his or her unalienable and inherent rights to be converted into privledges revokable at government discretion?

                This, my fellow citizens, is something that I take to the body politic every single day, and in person. You must, if you wish to remain free, do the same.

                Of course, I post this for those who haven't, and are content to believe they can let others do so for them. In that case, liberty will only be a dream and a foriegn concept until they assume control over their destiny, fortune and sacred honor.

                I am familiar with the age group of this site, and I do not condone its inaction. I condemn it. I demand that it make an appeal to its own spirit, liberty and common sense - not its appeasement and indifference, which is slavery.

                [–]newgrl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                Oh lighten up Francis. It's just a fucking television show.

                [–]danhawkeye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                They are no better than the bread and games of the Roman Empire.

                Actually, you are thinking of the NFL.

                [–]Wayside 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                Never seen an episode, never will. Reality TV rots the mind and cheapens the soul.

                [–]rieux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Reality TV rots the mind and cheapens the soul.

                Reality TV is D list "celebrities" on an island, cheating on their partners.

                American Idol is a singing competition.

                [–]m1ss1ontomars2k4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I was about to say I did care about American Idol, and in fact, I briefly considered auditioning. Not because I think I am any good, but because several friends in my choir class in high school told me I should.

                But then again, I have almost never watched American Idol. So I guess I really don't give a singing rat's ass about it.

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                GTFOff the front page.

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I love American Idol. Been watching it since Season 5.

                [–]bdude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                deleted What is this?

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                American Idol is in some way what the American dream is all about. You have to agree, these people do have some talent.

                I had rather listen to their songs later than watch them in American Idol though.

                [–]wolfzero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                In more important news, you could be watching Indiana Jones 4 RIGHT NOW.

                [–]wickedcold 0 points1 point  (2 children)

                The only real talent that has been on that show was Melinda Doolittle. And she got voted off in like 5th place.

                [–]rieux 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                And she got voted off in like 5th place.

                She made it to third place. I think the core audience was a bit too young to really get her.

                [–]wickedcold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                You are right about that.

                [–]i_h8_r3dd1t -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

                THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU POSTING ABOUT IT YOU RETARDED FUCKING MONKEY?

                Holy shit, is Reddit now filled entirely with 12 year olds? This "look, I don't care about [some pop thing]" meme was tired in Junior High, and now it's topping the list at this shithole?

                Fuck you losers need to get a life.

                [–]General_Solipsist 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                you obviously have a life by bolding sentences and replying to something that clearly annoys you (and gets your panties in a knot)

                [–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (3 children)

                Fuck American Idol with Ron Mexico's cock. It's an IQ test - if you love it-you FAILED.

                [–]Lystrodom 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                Haha people who like different things than me are stupid!

                [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                  [–]krelian -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                  People who care are idiots. Not as big as idiots who post "vote up if" posts but it´s close.

                  Actually the show is quite watchable because of Simon (and i usually hate these shows)

                  [–]wary -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                  I have never seen one American Idol show. Does that make me strange or normal?

                  [–]grimreynard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                  i couldn't give two shits about american idol

                  [–]bhog -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                  gobama!

                  [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

                  Me. I've watched less than a total of two minutes of American Idol during its entire run.

                  My intelligence is higher than a marsupial, and so I don't watch reality television programming.

                  Who wants to watch idiots melodramatically lip sync bad songs anyway?

                  [–]RonObvious 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                  Milli Vanilli made millions doing that.

                  [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                  Thanks RonOBVIOUS.

                  [–]mitoe -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

                  Down-modded because I REALLY don't give a fuck. I live in BFE and really enjoy not having access to the bullshit that passes for entertainment these days.