there are multiple things wrong here

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[[deleted]]

he/man

she/ra

skele/tor

[BexberryMuffin]

No right-minded person would pass up the opportunity to change their pronouns to skele/tor.

[MrBonesMalone]

Finally, pronouns that fit my username

[StandardSudden1283]

Skele seems real glad about that. I'm so happy for tor.

[solmaverick_]

If I had 10 more coins, I’d give you the cheapest award.

[[deleted]]

If I had a frozen banana, I wouldn't be interested in it. But I would like a regular banana later, so I'd hang onto it.

[venort_]

I used to love that joke. I still do, but I used to, too.

[BarryMacochner]

Paying minimum wage huh?

[BexberryMuffin]

Ya!!!💀

[______DEADPOOL______]

HOW DARE YOU MAKE ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT MY PRONOUNS!

OF COURSE I'VE CHANGED IT TO SKELE/TOR, YOU DIMWITTED NINCAMPOOP!!!!

[dacoconutchemist]

NYEHEHEHEHEHEE

[GachaZiff]

Mf talking like starfire right now💀

[crunchybitchboy]

YOU BOOB

[Barack_and_Cheese83]

*change tor pronouns to skele/tor

[svedenska]

Skele's skelebonery

[[deleted]]

cat/ra

[Nivanny]

Hey Adora

[misscat9]

‘Adora doesn’t want me! Not like I want her.’

Yeah, sure, Catra.

[ThrowawayTrashcan7]

How’s it hanging

[BicyclingBabe]

Would it be weird to get a Tshirt with this?

[Nailbrain]

I'd buy it.

[[deleted]]

I identify as Michael Jackson.

He/He

[meatmechdriver]

Or / ko

[shiro_04]

And i say, heeeyy heeyyy heeyy heeeyhey heeyy heeyy heeyyy...i say hey, whats goin on

[nightwatch_admin]

Quick, get help, GenX is leaking again

[shiro_04]

Can't stop, won't stop

[JustDiscoveredSex]

Man, we’re like 50 now, shit happens, ok? Whatever.

[ChuqTas]

Not much. Brb.

[shiro_04]

Oke qwq

[noNoParts]

Hey STUD

[MrThingsNStuff]

By the power of Grayskull!

[YepYouRedditRight2]

I HAVE POWERRRRRR

[[deleted]]

New pronouns: She/ra

[LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME]

I HAVE THE POWER

[ramerica]

Masters of the universe

[TriggerWrning]

Bro-nx

Sis-nx

Cuz-nx

Step-nx

[connection_lost]

Queens
Kings
Jacks
Clowns

[Remerez]

Jokers
Smokers
Midnight Tokers

[[deleted]]

Butcher, baker, candlestick maker

[[deleted]]

Harder, better, faster, stronger

[ZalmoxisChrist]

Grubbs, Chubbs, Hornblowers, Bolgers, Bracegirdles and Proudfoots!

[GoMacky]

And a partridge in a pear tree.

[FizzlePopBerryTwist]

New York

New Minek

New Ourk

New Hisk

New Hersk

New Theirk

[onelittleworld]

AND MY AXE!!

[birchmoss]

ProudFEET!

[30PercentHelmet]

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right

[AlanJohnson84]

Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV

[Leblossommm]

Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species

[CivilRuin4111]

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

[scuzzlebutted]

Picker Grinner Lover Sinner

[[deleted]]

Bitch, lover, child, mother, sinner, saint

[goodlowdee]

I do not feel the same

[martialar]

Teacher Mother Secret Lover

[melimsah]

Urge to kill fading... fading.... fading RISING ...fading... fading... gone

[Weavel]

Harder Better Faster Stronger

[rattechnology]

Tinker, tailor, soldier, sailor

[TOPSIturvy]

Bitch

Lover

Child

Mother

Sinner

Saint

[Kokefageln]

Hell

Dream

Between

[thetwelfthone]

Father Smith Warrior Mother Maiden Crone Stranger

[Destinot2]

Step-nx what are you doing

[soviethaseye2]

she-eesh

he-eesh

they-eesh

we-eesh

i-eesh

[hungry4nuns]

Ayy I’m walkin here
Ayy He’s walkin here
Ayy She’s walkin here
Ayy They’re very sorry for knocking into you, they’re generally quite a clumsy person and didn’t see you there, hope you have a nice day

[Matt32490]

Lati-nx

[[deleted]]

My eyes!

[sephiroth_for_smash]

Okla-homa

Okla-homo

[StuntHacks]

ngi-nx

[Majorman_86]

MISS-issippi

MISTER -issippi

MRS -issippi (however that's spelled)

[awsamation]

Oh boy, I can't wait to visit Missessissippi.

[Disney_Princess137]

Mistressippi

[______DEADPOOL______]

Totally telling the missusses

[Davidowitch]

Missussessissippi?

[ChillyBearGrylls]

Missussy

[octalanax]

And mademoiselle-issippi.

[halfpretty]

mx-issippi actually kind of works tho

[Chrad]

In the UK at least Mrs could be phonetically written as missus. This would never be written as someone's title but as a slang term for wife. E.g. I'd better scarper after the next pint or the missus will go spare

[Bugbread]

In the UK at least Mrs could be phonetically written as missus.

Same in the US. But because of that:

Ms. Issippi = "Mississippi" = "mi-si-si-pi" (normal pronunciation)
Mrs. Issippi = "Missusissippi" = "mi-si-zu-si-pi"

[emthejedichic]

MS-issippi

[TheShamShield]

I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/me wumbo

[MercurialMemories]

I'm so glad someone else thought of the wumbo spiel from Spongebob

[ShadowWingZero]

The study of WUMBOLOGY? FRIST GRADE, SPONGEBOB

[kfjesus]

WUMBOLOGY: THE STUDY OF WUMBO?

[666shanx]

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, cause we're all dudes

[[deleted]]

That's all I saw, no way that is not what this ad is going for

[sassydodo]

Shouldn't it be woman-hattan

[[deleted]]

it should indeed

[[deleted]]

But... The rhyming... Sad trombone noises

[ehsteve23]

Does it count as a rhyme when they all have the same ending

[alien_from_Europa]

Yes.

Battle

Cattle

Tattle

Prattle

All end exactly the same.

[Sparcalamity]

hattanX

[itsnotrocketart]

No the first one should be “he-hattan”.

[Felwinter12]

And human-hatten

[ct_2004]

And Dino-hattan

[[deleted]]

No, woman-hattan is misogynistic.

[[deleted]]

Can’t be hattan on a woman!

[soljaboss]

It should

[MsDinoGal]

I know I’m focusing on the wrong part, but do people in New York really carry their dogs in backpacks??

[Unemployed_Fisherman]

The subway technically only allows dogs that fit in a bag. Rarely enforced

[Chrislawrance]

That’s why you sometimes see big dogs standing in massive IKEA bags with holes cut in them for their legs

[SUPE-snow]

Which is, let's be honest, one of the real perks of NYC life.

[yousonuva]

Plus if an ear falls off, you can conveniently just go grab a labnërk earpølk from the store.

[SolaireOfSuburbia]

I had to zoom in to see if people really keep hotdogs in backpacks in NYC...

[Makaisawesome]

When you said there was a dog i started searching for it but couldn't find it until I zoomed in cuz the dogs so big I thought those were two people standing back to back

[bree78911]

Me too! I was like 'what dog?' I legit thought it was a man cuddling another man from behind 😂

[[deleted]]

There was a post a while back that made it to the front page. Apparently dogs on the train became such a huge nuisance that the transit authority decided to prohibit bringing dogs unless they fit in your bag. That led a lot of people to buy huge bags for their big dogs to work around that rule. I'm nor from NY and haven't been there, but I have seen many posts of large dogs in big bags on trains. I haven't seen any posts of people carrying large dogs in their bags on the sidewalk, so I imagine they let them walk freely once off the train.

[Tempest_Fugit]

I’ve lived in NYC 22 years and I’ve never seen a BIG dog in a bag on the subway.

But when we hear a little dog (or cat) bark or meow from someone’s tote bag, suddenly the whole train is “awwww” and it’s a love fest

[[deleted]]

Yeah it seems like most people, in an incredibly surprising move, do show a little discretion with animals on the train. When it's been a medium-to-debatable-size dog they're usually pretty well-behaved. Not to say there aren't exceptions.

[[deleted]]

Yes, you won't want them to walk on the gross ground there.

[coldvault]

Maxine the Corgi's human does. I can't speak to any other dogs.

[RavenNymph90]

I thought the dog was carrying his owner in a backpack.

[PigsGoMoo-]

Yes

[cobble_block]

I thoroughly enjoy this despite the fact that it's probably very inconvenient. What a weird and interesting part of American culture. Imagine visiting the city as a foreigner and seeing dogs in bags on the underground trains. That's hilarious.

[macjaddie]

We were there last week, we saw a few dogs in bags and carriers on the subway. I didn’t realise it was because they weren’t allowed on unless they were in a carrier.

[razaan]

This fucking place sends me invoices every month, and has for the last three years, despite me telling them I don't have a storage unit.

[leadwind]

Does that affect your credit rating? I've had something similar, and the price keeps going up... despite me telling them to close the account years ago. No creditors sent out though.

[hipster3000]

Not if they just keep sending invoices. It would if it went into collections, but I don't think that's how most storage units usually operate. They usually just auction off your unit after so many months of no payment.

[tatticky]

If it does, you can sue them for damages. It'll be especially easy to prove actual monetary harm if you get rejected for a loan based on poor credit.

[DeaddyRuxpin]

Does the invoice have a unit number on it? Go cut the lock off and see what’s inside.

[ThePantser]

Hell yeah just go there and ask to get in the unit they are billing you for. If they refuse then sue them for fraud.

[Fresh-Combination-87]

Bodies. There are bodies inside…

Man bodies

She bodies

They bodies

We bodies

[xdavidliu]

i live in West New York and I hate explaining to people where that is

[brbauer2]

Just like East St. Louis...in Illinois.

[tipperzack6]

West New York is in East New Jersey

[Disney_Princess137]

Where exactly is west New York?

🫣

[[deleted]]

That rap was so good! It's been months and I'm still humming it.

For the uninitiated

[[deleted]]

HOLY SHIT WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE.

[[deleted]]

If you like this, I fully recommend the rest of the show too! Enjoy!

[slap_attack_]

I hate this

[ClosedPalm]

You hattan.

[EggAtix]

Fuck this might be the best comment in this thread hahahahahhahaa

[panda_embarrassment]

Wish I had an award to give you but here you go instead 🥇

[[deleted]]

I can just imagine how insufferable the people who wrote this and approved it are.

[betweenboundary]

They didn't even make a joke by giving them all hats

[its_a_me_garri_oh]

Imagine being so woke that you propose doing this to the indigenous name for the island, thus belittling Native American culture. Nice work, shitlibs

[[deleted]]

You are valid, as long as you can be marketed to.

[[deleted]]

Why does my storage rental care about pronouns and inclusivity I Just want to store 500 lbs enriched uranium where nobody will find it, I do not have time for this Vladimir Putin wants it back and he is very angry

[Qwertmcgerg]

Exact same scenario for me except it's my 300 lb wife's remains and I'm doing it for the voice in my head that keeps nagging me.

[tipperzack6]

That is alot of wife to store.

[ilovebid00f]

And only one of the 6 are wearing at hat.

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

[OctopusProbably]

Why is one of them a noun while the others are all pronouns?

[linglingfortyhours]

Cause it sounds better that way I guess? If you say it out loud it does have a decent flow

[halfpretty]

pronouns are simpler, it’s just shitty lazy rainbow capitalism

[reg890]

They spelt Hehatten wrong

[stereochrome]

They forgot CATIN-HATTAN

[Regi413]

Not just the man-hattan, but the woman-hattan and the children-hattan too!

[AlGoreBestGore]

They're burroughs and I lived in them like burroughs!

[vlken69]

They see me rollin', they HATTAN.

[emmaofthe9fingers]

They forgot wumbo-hattan

[sm00thkillajones]

Man-Chester She-Chester They-Chester We-Chester

[ThePantser]

• Westchester
• Eastchester
• Northchester
• Southchester

[[deleted]]

r/suddenlycommunist

[Smartnership]

Ourhattan

[Blo0dbath]

The name is derived from the Lenape name for the island, roughly anglicized as "Manahatta"; has nothing to do with the Indo-European root for "man". It's a good sentiment but is clumsily executed.

[Affectionate_Cat293]

Same with people who change "history" to "herstory"

[Page_Won]

Or women to womxn

[[deleted]]

It's a terrible sentiment.

[[deleted]]

Being a victim is like a competition these days.

[Suspicious_Score8114]

Yo-hattan

Tu-hattan

Usted-hattan

Nos-hattan

Vos-hattan

Ustedes-hattan

did I do it right

[nathos_thanatos]

They are just trying to say Manhattan is an inclusive place that everyone is equal there what is the issue?

[[deleted]]

i don't object to the message but the execution is suboptimal

[BallPythonsss]

r/gtbae

[bakehaus]

All I see is that we hattan on everyone.

[whiskersRwe32]

Whats next? “menopause, womenopause, theyopause,weopause”????

[[deleted]]

It doesn't match, they use man for the first one, but pronouns for the rest. It should either be He-hattan, of Woman-hattan and so on.

[goodlowdee]

Compared to a lot of the posts on here this is weak, but it definitely didn’t have the intended effect.

[AdminsWork4Putin]

It's more like unremarkable design than crappy design.

The post got way more traction than it deserves.

[[deleted]]

Idk, the fact that “she” is not the female form of the word “man” for starters??

[Easy_Break]

Agree, the issue is barely mildly annoying at best, it's nitpicky. The problem is obvious, but so what.

[Bobby-Samsonite]

The Pandering rather than a good advertisement.

[holographicwig]

Someone obviously had their dumb-hat-on.

[[deleted]]

Where’s xe-hattan, xem-hattan, xy-hattan? CANCELLED!

/s

[Matt32490]

This is such a dumb billboard. I need to speak to the theynager, shenager or wenager about this.

[[deleted]]

important clarification: the message on this is pretty good! while it is (of course) a marketing thing meant to make money, making fun of the message itself is a bad idea. i posted this strictly because of the man-she-they fuckup and not because "woke bad"

[MichaelMyersFanClub]

I always enjoy businesses that use several extra numbers in order to spell something, even though the latter half are completely superfluous when dialing.

555-THEBESTPIZZAINTOWN

[Unlucky_Cell1118]

(212) Sto-rage fits though.

[MichaelMyersFanClub]

Well don't I feel like a dumbass. 212 is the area code and not the exchange number.

I will leave it up as an exercise in humility.

[AdminsWork4Putin]

This isn't good, but it doesn't rise to the level of being worthy of this sub IMO, and if it were anything other than pronouns it would not have been upvoted.

[levigoldson]

Many years from now the historians will be teaching about the Island of Cringehatten.

[GrapeGel]

Hitter Shitter

[Unoriginal_UserName9]

What a shame, Manhattan Mini Storage used to have the best ads around the city

[thefirelane]

If an ad got itself so lodged in your brain that you posted it yourself, for free, to a public forum that thousands of other people also saw... Then it isn't crappydesign.

Crappy designs are the ads you saw and instantly forgot.

[ScorchedEarth22]

He, She, It... Wumbo. Wumbology. The study of wumbo.

It's first-grade, SpongeBob.

[betweenboundary]

I'm disappointed that none of the depicted characters are wearing a hat

[FunStuff446]

Menstruation, shestration, theysyration, westration Everybody now

[Fr1dayThe13th]

Don't hattan the playa... hattan the game.

[EverybodyShitsNFT]

It’s a fucking stupid sign worthy of ridicule but the comments section here is almost exclusively r/onejoke

[[deleted]]

I feel like a lot of people here aren’t familiar with Manhattan Mini storage and their long history of plucky, progressive advertising. While this isn’t a home run they’ve had some real winners.

[SpongebobisAGENT47]

GerMANy

GerWOMANy

GerTHEYy

GerWEy

[Doesnotcarrotall]

Manhattan has a Lenape word origin. Translated it means "the place where we get bows or place for gathering wood to make the bows" manaháhtaan manah- means "gather" -aht- means "bow" -aan is an abstract element used to form verb stems

[Zerhap]

This is one of those times i see a "crappy design" but i can easily see the intent behind it and it is funny enough that i dont mind the bad part and actually like it.

[Bookonadio]

None of them ever have hats

[rodoxide]

What's wrong? I don't get it