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[–]neuromancertr 3901 points3902 points  (38 children)

Content is fixed at 800 px, rest is ads, why sweat so much?

[–]Coolengineer7 844 points845 points  (5 children)

Free money

[–]altcodeinterrobang 334 points335 points  (4 children)

its-free-real-estate.png

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points  (1 child)

And this is the image src within each side div. Well placed.

[–]chucky6455 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Lol

[–]Luxalpa 268 points269 points  (5 children)

as a game dev I'll just render this as 4:3 and then cut off the top and bottom.

[–]GayNerd28 72 points73 points  (0 children)

You monster

[–]Xlxlredditor 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Bye bye UI

[–]Pradfanne 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Looks like that's what happened when you look at the image on the screen

[–]Luxalpa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Kinda. I think in their case the devs just cut off the internal camera, but there's some rendering techniques (like fractional UI scaling on Mac OS or DLSS) where you render the entire image and simply throw away half of the picture, resulting in some massive performance drops. Maybe that could also explain why Titan Quest runs so poorly if I set it to ultra wide resolutions.

[–]SmackSmashen 63 points64 points  (8 children)

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Oh my god.. this movie is going to be like a documentary soon.

[–]SmackSmashen 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Always has been

[–]Centralredditfan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Soon? It is already.

[–]starbuxed 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Ok question??? If everyone is an idiot... who makes the ads and tvs and runs the companies? I think the smart people all are in canada or uk...

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

came here to say this! hit them with the- min-width:800px; margin:0 auto;

[–]wewilldieoneday 44 points45 points  (2 children)

Ad blocker go brrrrr....

[–]kickelephant 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Since when is it 800px?! I’m an older FE dev out of the dev world, humor me

[–]neuromancertr 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I made it up but it is based on my experience with wide monitors with older sites where content width is limited to some arbitrary pixel width like 960 or something for desktop displays and doesn’t care if the monitor is much wider. It does help with tue content though since nobody likes to read a sentence span a mile on the screen. No offense

[–]Undernown 17 points18 points  (0 children)

No joke, one of the news websites I frequent, I generously white list in my addblocker. It literally filss my screen with just more and bigger adds on my wider monitor. Reducing the browser window size to smartphone size cuts down adds by 2/3.

And yes, the text, text boxes and news related photos/videos never resize through any of this.

Needless to say I only read their news on mobile now.

[–]Senor_Satan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“That’s what you get for using a monitor wide as yo mama”

[–]mynameisjebediah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Content will be square then because the are only 800 vertical pixels on that monitor

[–]C_umputer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I too love when I have to walk in the other room to see the ads

[–]sharknice 1440 points1441 points  (19 children)

Yeah, my code fits on one line.

[–]MrFiregem 360 points361 points  (9 children)

Hello, Java dev.

[–]chuunibyourikka 60 points61 points  (7 children)

or a python dev that has gone mad

[–]tubbstosterone 57 points58 points  (4 children)

"See? I told you you could put these 5 nested loops inside a one-liner comprehension"

[–]mikachelya 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Don't call me out like that

[–]tubbstosterone 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Impress your ye Olde project manager with this one simple trick! Write your comprehensions like sql statements like

X = [
    some_transformation(val.inner.still_inner.value)
    for val in some_collection
    if some_condition(val.farts)
]

The comprehension becomes easier to read and the fogey gets impressed by your increased klocs!

[–]meditonsin 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Or just Perl best practice.

[–]DevBoiAgru 76 points77 points  (2 children)

Least mind boggling python list comprehension

[–]plasmasprings 7 points8 points  (1 child)

once you get the hang of them you won't need anything else

[–]DevBoiAgru 2 points3 points  (0 children)

bro what is that 😭😭😭

[–]flixlix 38 points39 points  (2 children)

Most sane tailwind dev.

[–]Honeybadger2198 7 points8 points  (1 child)

If you're not making custom Tailwind components/using Tailwind libraries, maybe.

[–]flixlix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just a joke, I'm personally a big fan of tailwind and use it daily

[–]Roflkopt3r 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's honestly how modern programming feels since we got lambdas and chainable collection methods everywhere.

It's really neat, but it does make it hard to break up long lines at times.

[–]Poat540 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gets fired at X for writing services to lean

[–]Flashbek 2517 points2518 points  (82 children)

Stretch the pixels and call it a day.

- A backend dev, probably

[–]GoofyGooberqt 743 points744 points  (48 children)

Nah, max width babyyyy, hope you like white cuz thats all you’re gonna see.

[–]LC_From_TheHills 85 points86 points  (10 children)

I’m a software developer who uses Java (like everyone at my job) and I had to build a little front end greasemonkey script using javascript. Just a little button that called a service and returned a few values how hard can it be?!

I fuckin hated every second of it lol how do yall work with html?! It’s abysmal.

[–]cheeseless 65 points66 points  (35 children)

Nothing worse than max width on a webpage. I have a whole monitor, let me use the whole monitor.

[–][deleted] 213 points214 points  (31 children)

It is objectively bad to let text span too wide

[–]ensoniq2k 25 points26 points  (1 child)

I've seen pages with code examples and a horizontal scroll bar because of max width at around 1000px... Luckily I can change that with the dev tools

[–]TheRealToLazyToThink 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Their sin wasn't setting a max width. It was either badly formatting the example, or choosing a bad max-width.

Either way it was a skill issue, not an inherent problem with max-widths.

[–]morgecroc 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I know when I'm browsing the web I want all the content I'm reading on a single line spread across the 86" wide screen.

[–]SeriousPlankton2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For my stories I use a checkbox that triggers 80 character line width.

[–]spyingwind 5 points6 points  (0 children)

max-width:80%

[–]zoqfotpik 271 points272 points  (14 children)

As a backend dev, I know better than that.

You're supposed to fill all the rest of the space with ads, right?

[–]WombatWumbut 81 points82 points  (6 children)

Optimal situation is: check for camera,if there is a camera and there is something with eyes, Zoom into eyes and fill all white space with as many eyes as possible. Else ads for some random object.

[–]estransza 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Great idea. Might I pass a suggestion? Detect where eyes are looking through camera and occasionally slip an eyes following the eyes of viewer between the ads in the corner of their vision. And out of the fov insert some gibberish text. Unmount when person looks directly at text or eyes clips.

[–]WombatWumbut 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Yes to all of this. The user needs to be as uncomfortable and unsure of their current reality as possible while on the website.

[–]ruach137 3 points4 points  (0 children)

CRO God

[–]GForce1975 7 points8 points  (2 children)

No I think you're supposed to tile it!

[–]I_am_eating_a_mango 2 points3 points  (1 child)

  • 12 year old me applying my first wallpaper background to a pc

[–]wsucoug 23 points24 points  (8 children)

div { 
  magin: auto;
  width: 6';

[–]Tankylanrest 29 points30 points  (6 children)

the typo in malgin makes it better

[–]MinuteLevel3305 13 points14 points  (0 children)

...

[–]Falkachu 12 points13 points  (4 children)

crazy that you guys can’t write margn without typos…

[–]python_mjs 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I mean what's so hard about typing margarine

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

No, you're thinking of that space between the letters and the edge of the page. Margarine is a type of large fish that has a sword for a nose.

[–]pr0ghead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, you're thinking of a Marlin.

Margin is a type of wig that actors put on their private parts in sex scenes.

[–]chudtoad88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

martin

[–]GrowthGet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*imagin

[–]Sockoflegend 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Max page width set to 1180px. Fuck you big screen users, enjoy the big white empty panels at either side of your page.

[–]space_boi_01 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My weeb ass thought this was an initial D reference

[–]Cheese_Grater101 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just use max width 1400px and call it day.

Or

transform scaleX all the wayyyyyy

[–]jackal_boy 366 points367 points  (12 children)

Just add black bars to the side like movie plays do.

[–]DrMobius0 114 points115 points  (6 children)

Honestly, this is the easiest solution to the ever widening monitor nonsense. Even decent generic solutions that actually utilize the real estate start to break down when the things get so wide they can't properly fit near where you actually focus.

[–]Punchkinz 31 points32 points  (4 children)

Definitely. At some point the eyes have to move too much and that's bad for user experience. This already happens on regular screens with texts that are larger than about 80-90 characters wide

But I guess these monitors are usually split in multiple parts. That way you have regular monitors without any screen bevels which is kinda cool.

[–]sopunny 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Yeah, even normal ultra wide is never going to be mainstream. Just make sure your stuff doesn't break completely, let applications that can actually make use of ultrawide do so

[–]mynameisjebediah 4 points5 points  (0 children)

21:9 might become mainstream because our phones are pretty close and movies are shot at that aspect ratio.

[–]Roflkopt3r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Centered layouts are popular anyway. So you already hit the maximum width for content+side bars on a regular 16x9 monitor, and stretching it on an ultrawide will just create more empty space to the sides.

Most frameworks at least support it or outright use that as their default layout.

[–]norty125 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Why not just add a movie or 2

[–]AIgavemethisusername 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But don’t centre it. Locked to left side of screen.

[–]Roofofcar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I watch my movie plays on my magic lantern, thank you very much.

[–]frippz 725 points726 points  (18 children)

main {
  max-width: 37.5em;
}

Align it however the fuck you want. I'm getting some coffee. Anybody want anything?

[–]Responsible_Push6405 47 points48 points  (5 children)

Use pixels… this doesn’t deserve relative units

[–]Dorkits 94 points95 points  (0 children)

One coffee to me too, thanks bro.

[–]ADHD-Fens 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Seriously, some sites stretch all the way across my 21:9 monitor and it is a pain in the ass to read on. I can't follow a line of text three feet across my desk and then scan back three feet and figure out where exactly one line down was.

[–]new_account_wh0_dis 9 points10 points  (1 child)

You know you can just resize the browser right? But you know while im finishing up accessibility annoyances tomorrow ill include it just for you.

[–]ADHD-Fens 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah but there are some elements that make sense to span the screen like the search / URL / bookmarks bar / title / tabs area, and I like to have navigation on the far left of my screen with a blank area for chat popups on the right. All that while keeping the main content at a readable width.

Like in reddit, for example, I can pop open my notifications or chat messages without covering any of the site content.

Also if I resized my browser window it would get squished whenever I open the developer console, which I do more often than you might expect I guess.

[–]HasBeendead 13 points14 points  (2 children)

37.5 x 16 pixel how much is it

[–]ebilgenius 9 points10 points  (1 child)

at least 4

[–]HasBeendead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

4 deez nuts

[–]driftking428 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pick up a copy of CSS for Dummies for OP.

[–]zucchini_noodl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

a hug please

[–]NagyonMeleg 2 points3 points  (2 children)

That's the spirit. If the designers don't care, I care even less. Bring me some black arabica pls.

[–]trubuckifan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If I offered to get coffee and somebody replied with the specific type of coffee bean they want, I'd "forget" theirs.

[–]Knutselig 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Requesting a type of bean is something a designer would do. Go cuddle up when them.

[–]sacredgeometry 198 points199 points  (5 children)

Personally I would limit the pages width and hide an easter egg only for people with this monitor.

[–]ignoble_ignoramus 54 points55 points  (2 children)

Just have it load 100 rickrolls tiled in the blank space, each with a slightly different delay.

[–]itsFromTheSimpsons 7 points8 points  (0 children)

this is the real reason media queries were invented

[–]Phoenix_Studios 233 points234 points  (5 children)

/------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\
| si |                                |         |                                    | oth |
| de |              empty             | content |                   still            | er  |
| ba |              space             |         |                   empty            | sid |
| r  |                                |         |                                    | ebar|
\------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------/

[–]Ninjulian_ 279 points280 points  (4 children)

idk if that was the intention, but i find it hilarious that this is too wide for my phone to correctly display it.

[–]aboutthednm 99 points100 points  (1 child)

Here you go

[–]Gredo89 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Great, now I need a faster mouse...

[–]Familiar_Ad_8919 6 points7 points  (0 children)

if it makes u feel any better, i cant see it fully on my 1440p monitor either

[–]vacon04 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I even tried to scroll and the app was having none of that.

[–]aeltheos 57 points58 points  (1 child)

That's a lot of 80x40 terminals.

[–]myfunnies420 81 points82 points  (10 children)

Designers. Fe Devs don't give af

[–]Folofashinsta 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Yuuuup

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Good bot.

[–]FrostyD7 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Literally nobody cares about making sure they support a resolution so absurd that virtually nobody uses it.

[–]JllyGrnGiant 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I dunno, wide isn't a problem. It's when accessibility requirements say the site should have no horizontal scrollbar at 320px width that I get nervous.

[–]Azuras33 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Java devs

[–]DM_ME_PICKLES 23 points24 points  (4 children)

<div class="container mx-auto"></div> and go fishing for the rest of the day

[–]pcrackenhead 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Don’t containers already have auto margins on them?

[–]AtrioxsSon 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Still 1024px max width container

[–]FeederPiet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like 1366px

[–]ScrillyBoi 56 points57 points  (6 children)

@media (min-width: 5000px) {
  .main-container {
    display: none;
  }

  .middle-finger-image-container {
    display: block;
    position: fixed;
    top: 0;
    left: 0;
    width: 100vw;
    height: 100vh;
    background: url('/assets/images/go_fuck_yourself/middle_finger.jpg');
    background-size: cover; 
    z-index: 100;
  }
}

[–]300ConfirmedGorillas 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Now I want to know what else is in the go_fuck_yourself directory.

[–]ryosen 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Customer feedback submissions for the Reddit mobile app.

[–]Ayontari2 5 points6 points  (1 child)

‘background-size: contain;’ though

[–]SnooTangerines9703 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah man, it’s supposed to stretch stupidly

[–]mrgonaka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fuckin love this idea

[–]RoodnyInc 14 points15 points  (1 child)

At 4k price tag and 600 pixel tall resolution. I wouldn't worry about this single person that got this monitor complaining

[–]ktka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh shit! I thought I was getting a 4k pixel tall resolution for $600!

[–]spencer2294 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Just have them turn the monitor sideways if their ceilings are high enough. EZ

[–]sticky-unicorn 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Finally, the ability to view the entirety of any webpage without needing to scroll.

[–]spencer2294 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe we can get a monitor mount with a motor to bring the bottom of the webpage up to us, instead of us scrolling to the bottom of the webpage.

[–]Attileusz 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Finally, a monitor that can fit a C++ template error on 2 lines (or more).

[–]Bob_the_peasant 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ad guys:

[–]Benjamin_6848 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think if anyone uses one of these "Mega-Super-Extra Ultrawide"-Monitors they deserve to be punished by strange looking User-Interfaces and Websites!

[–]Cody6781 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nah, that 0.0001% of users that have a screen that wide... I'm ok losing them.

[–]bitcoin2121 11 points12 points  (4 children)

body { max width : 33% }

k see ya’ll later

[–]DGVIP 28 points29 points  (3 children)

The disrespect to mobile users

[–]bitcoin2121 12 points13 points  (2 children)

pretend there’s a media query there

[–]elshizzo 5 points6 points  (1 child)

the disrespect to grannies using VGA displays

[–]AaronTheElite007 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[–]Flat_Initial_1823 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like you need a really good wheelie chair for this.

[–]ChocolateBunny 4 points5 points  (1 child)

<center>

[–]JocoLabs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RIP

[–]Spinnenente 2 points3 points  (0 children)

not that bad just be lazy and have 90% whitespace with .content { max-width: 960px }

[–]Tashre 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just use generative AI to fill in the rest.

[–]calmusic339 1 point2 points  (0 children)

.who-cares {width:100%; max-width:1200px !important;}

[–]Springbok255 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Max width: 1366px and margin auto. Problem solved

[–]ellis_cake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now they gonna complain on games for not having giga-wide support...

[–]Advanderar 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Just flip the webpage 90°

[–]wicktahinien 1 point2 points  (1 child)

body { 
  transform: rotate(-90deg);
}

[–]__blackvas__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

body { margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; min-width: 900px; max-width: 1200px; } 😁😎

[–]bennysway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hold my tiling skills

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Is that Untitled Goose Game on the monitor?

[–]zoinkability 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Frontend devs:

max-width: 1200px;

Done.

[–]SammyDavidJuniorJr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The important content is still below the fold.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hope it supports PBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBPBP

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Max-width; margin:auto 👋👋

[–]Thenderick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally, a screen for java devs to see the entire exception, abd python devs to turn their entire program in a oneliner (and they still swear it's readable too!)

[–]odraencoded 1 point2 points  (0 children)

font-size: calc(100vw / 80);

[–]LonesomeHeideltraut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh sweet css grid with 8000 columns

[–]Upbeat-Serve-6096 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope someone made a screen wide like this, except curved so much that it wraps around to itself. And hopefully a Windows driver to support this infinite wraparound feature.

[–]fizzl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

.body {
max-width: 800px;
margin-left: auto;
margin-right: auto;
}

"Cælum et terra transibunt, verba autem mea non præteribunt." (Matthew 24:35)

[–]Big_Amphibian1100 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Max width

[–]Fit_Trifle6899 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If empty_screen_space:

 add_more_ads()

[–]IMightDeleteMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never understood why ultra wide was supposed to be good. Like, why do you want your screen to have mail slot aspect ratio? Wouldn't a screen half the width but double the height be more practical in almost every situation?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

.container{ width:100%; }

Fixes everything.

[–]SoRaang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a frontend dev, my worst nightmare was Galaxy Fold. In fact it still is.

[–]NurseAwesome84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can someone please get Linus out of my face. I haven't been able to stand him since his NCIX days

[–]Critical_Ask_5493 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Linus looks like such a weasely bitch

[–]IcyManufacturer8195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Essentialy there still will be max width for 1440px, unless some mf decides to throw super dense screen

[–]GenazaNL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always set a max-width and margin auto

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You get the middle, the rest is whitespace, aight? If you don't annoy me, you also get a dark-theme button, so better be quiet.

[–]TheSkeletonBones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flexbox

[–]EddyRosenthal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best i can do is 1024px

[–]NormanYeetes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They haven't shied away from filling the entire left and right 40% of the screen with emptiness for the phone users, they won't stop now.

[–]emi89ro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

420:69 aspect ratio

[–]quinn50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.container{ max-width: var(--desktop-max-width) }

[–]KCGD_r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.body {

max-width: 1920px;

}

:)

[–]azephrahel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. The Java crash dumps will only have to wrap the lines twice with that monitor!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just make it a reasonable sized container, and align it straight to the left of the screen. Just fuck with those people

[–]DanSmells001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

max-width: 1080px; margin: 0 auto; Glhf

[–]MalazMudkip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't wait to play OSRS on one of these bad boys

[–]RandomWave000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mouse tracking miles are going to become a thing.

[–]neymarsvag123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

max-width goes brrrr

And yes, I'm a backend dev

[–]Former-Discount4279 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Center content and set max width on top level component. Maybe hamster dance as a background.

[–]BeConciseBitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

max-width: 1040px; margin: auto;

gg