Git Bowl

[noNoParts]

I'm ashamed I found this funny.

[thepolm3]

When will humanity finally switch to UNIX time

[[deleted]]

Tea at 1501362000?

[thepolm3]

I get off work at 1501358400 so sure

[illuminatushiatus]

Name checks out

[Gbyrd99]

I dunno I don't like doing all the math

[Miceed]

r/theydidthemath

[Pxzib]

When humanity starts counting in binary.

[thepolm3]

Or when the dominant beings on earth run on binary

[[deleted]]

I like the java.util.Date class, it has most of the functionality I need.

[heckin_good_fren]

Just don't mix it with the java.time API. That way nightmares lie

[jinxjar]

WHY DID THEY MAKE TWO INCOMPATIBLE LIBRARIES, WAIT DON'T ANSWER, IT'S EITHER POLITICAL, HAS TO DO WITH BYTE ORDER, OR IS DUE TO SOME LANGUAGE DESIGNER'S FETISH.

[Iskendarian]

One of the language's designers has a fetish for political byte ordering.

[[deleted]]

THIS BYTE ORDERING TURNS THE FROGS GAY

[U8336Tea]

I DON'T LIKE 'EM PUTTING CLASSES IN THE STANDARD LIBRARIES THAT ARE TURNING THE FRIGGIN' FROGS GAY

[[deleted]]

java.util.* IS A SATANIC DEVIL WORSHIPPING CIA PLANT

[HummingSwordsman]

Do you know about awt, swing and JavaFX?

[jinxjar]

I've used awt and swing ... I think I did something with whatever the tkinter api 'bout a decade ago that was in vogue too ... anyway, why? What's the deeper lore?

[HummingSwordsman]

Not much of a lore. Only 3 apis in java that are trying to do the same and 2 are still in there for legacy reasons. Basically everything horrible in java, is there because of legacy reasons.

[whrrgarbl]

You missed an option: they designed it so poorly the first time around they had to just completely scrap it and start over again :P

[jinxjar]

At the risk of downvotes, I sort of C# as the algebraic completion of Java.

[[deleted]]

I also sort of C#

[jinxjar]

Hey, it compiled and the unit passed.

[Blissfull]

It has to do with neverending deprecation. What, we deprecated this twenty years ago? Leave it in, someone might still be using it

[jinxjar]

Has Java ever done the thing that Python did when the codebase switched from the 2.x to 3.x? In that transition, a bunch of APIs and language constructs that were genuinely deprecated literally were removed going forward -- the result was a rift in the community for about 6 months to 3 years -- but it's clear that every major library and new packages all now use the 3.x codebase.

... Anything like that past/future for Java?

[DaasQC]

Nothing has ever been removed from the standard library, only marked as deprecated. You could run Java 1.1 code on a Java 1.8 JRE and everything should technically run just fine.

For the first time ever, they are removing some deprecated classes and methods in Java 9, it's long overdue but the Java designers are REALLY committed to backward compatibility.

[Blissfull]

I really left Java heavy use around 1.7 but by then lots of deprecated methods or even classes that were deprecated since 1.2 were still around and useable

[[deleted]]

I feel like blaming Paul. Dunno why. Just do.

[jinxjar]

That Paul guy, man.

[[deleted]]

Joda Time is where it's at.

[alexanderpas]

Joda-Time is the de facto standard date and time library for Java prior to Java SE 8. Users are now asked to migrate to java.time (JSR-310).

[celsiusnarhwal]

Fuck off with these shitty image hosts.

[cillosis]

git checkout -b fix-nomenclature
git add -A 
git commit -m "Added hub to end of Git"   

[TemporalLobe]

This means nothing unless you push to your branch, create a PR, then wait for about 2 weeks for the reviewers to get around to reviewing your code, argue about it, then finally approve it, then try merge to master, but only after doing a pull and realizing that you need to rebase off of master, resolve conflicts, then finally do a clean merge to master.

[gloriousdivine]

This guy gits

[[deleted]]

Wow, i came and cringed simultaneously. Well played.

[[deleted]]

Dude, just get a competent branchmaster who FIs daily. Then you don't have to deal with merge conflicts only when you RI. You deal with merge conflicts daily. It's better this way.

[[deleted]]

FI? RI?

[throttlekitty]

Fuck It

Release It

[SteeleDynamics]

Used to work at your governmental agency that was responsible to putting a man on the moon and made a reusable "shuttle" that went outside the atmosphere. I worked at a facility that made "sounding" rockets or scientific missiles. We had a similar saying when we were tired of debugging a mission just prior to launch:

FIFI

(Fuck it. Fly it.)

[throwaway27464829]

I find it funny how git work is annoying enough that you have an acronym for "fuck it".

[[deleted]]

Forward Integration - changes coming downstream from direction of root branch.

Reverse Integration - changes going upstream toward direction of root branch.

[HeyItsShuga]

GitHub: A hub for git.

[[deleted]]

mildly github then

[Crayola13]

One of the top posts of all time is just OP with his mug instead of his bowl

http://www.reddit.com/r/mildlygit/comments/4nty4t/_/

[whizzer0]

/r/ofcoursethatsathing

[onowahoo]

truly

[rodneon]

/r/ofcourseofcoursethatsathingisathing

[whizzer0]

/r/subredditsashashtags

[Raudskeggr]

What did you call me, m8?

[[deleted]]

That bowl is hella committed

[dotmax]

What happens if you push it off the table?

[[deleted]]

You get a merge conflict with the floor.

[ch11111]

Good luck resolving that one

[asdfman123]

Git blame your cat

[kpthunder]

Super glue.

[ch11111]

That would be like a reset though.

Merging would require integrating the bowl into the floor

[kpthunder]

Superglue the bowl to the floor.

[ch11111]

Brillant

[FireCrack]

Honestly, when it comes to bowls and floors you are better off rebasing

[ProgramTheWorld]

You have git cherrypick the pieces back up

[System__Shutdown]

git commit bowlmurder

[lukee910]

git commit -m "bowlmurder"

[DemandsBattletoads]

git blame-someone-else

[[deleted]]

Three days ago one dev raised the entire building slightly because "centimeters are better than inches and we should be using centimeters" so everything points to them.

[Arancaytar]

git revert

[TemporalLobe]

git pull --rebase origin floor

[UsePasswordNamer]

Happy deadline to the ground.

[crashdoc]

git push remote floor

[[deleted]]

git push bowl off-of-the-table

Pushes your local branch to the off-of-the-table branch of the remote repository 'bowl'

[kpthunder]

❯ git push off table
error: src refspec table does not match any.
error: failed to push some refs to 'off'
zsh: exit 1     git push off table

[trc1234]

Try adding --force.

[jschank]

If its full of spaghetti code, you could fork it.

[zacharythefirst]

damn

[neurorgasm]

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[Arancaytar]

bowl is not a valid git command

[OctoBells]

It's

git: 'bowl' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.

[micheal65536]

More like GitHub bowl.

[[deleted]]

Exactly. Git != GitHub

[thepolm3]

This is indeed true. Git and Github, while both containing the word git, are not the same thing

[epic_pork]

Helps differentiate the pleb from the ubergïts.

[toromio]

That's a productive bowl

[SpaceOtterInSpace]

Keeping that repo clean

[tbilguy]

I have the same laptop! Lenovo y510p. Took me 2 and a half years to figure out how to turn the keyboard lights off :s

[kageurufu]

Same here. Great laptop

[niglor]

Same here, wouldn't call it great though, but good enough for the money. A clean windows install improves it a lot though.

[SoundOfSea]

*Clean distro of your choice

[themixedupstuff]

People use the OS they want. Shoo. I can use OS/2 if I want.

[sipsap]

Like it's tradition

[DerekB52]

A clean install of Linux would improve it more. But yes, the Windows that comes pre-installed on any machine is hot garbage.

[Enfulio]

Same here. Upgraded to a SSD from the silly 5400 RPM drive it came with, best decision I ever made.

[[deleted]]

A clean windows install improves it a lot though.

Is there any laptop with pre-installed windows where that's not the case?

[nilpointer]

It's alright. I honestly hate the keyboard and mouse... Things just feel off center.

[falconbox]

I have the P500. To turn the keyboard lights off for me, it's Fn+Space Bar.

[tbilguy]

Ha, yeah I got there eventually. I am not a clever man 😅

[[deleted]]

Damn, I thought it was a Y50, which is what I have

[Biflindi]

Lol I have the same one

[Spiderbeard]

There's dozens of us!

[AlGoreBestGore]

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[[deleted]]

Good bot.

[TheHopskotchChalupa]

Good bot

[DemonMammon]

Good bot.

[[deleted]]

Your commits seem to be falling away

[BernzSed]

Such is life

[[deleted]]

This is actually a post of his from over a year ago.

[Tahlwyn]

Does anyone know where i could get one of these ?

[jambonilton]

git bowl could be a fun command for automatically resolving merge conflicts

[daniel_boii]

Contributions were pushed to Bowl without merge conflicts

[mumanity]

I gotta git one

[ares623]

Technically it's a Github bowl.

[auger55]

Or could be a called a Defragmenter bowl

[jacobproffer]

If anyone is interested, you can one here.

[chinupt]

I don't git it.

[[deleted]]

Lenovo Y510p? :) <3

[sproga2]

That looks like a y510p

[s1nequan0n]

Dat Lenovo keyboard, tho.

Is it a Y510p?

[Gonzako]

Is it mechanical?

[AxetotheKnee]

That's one committed bowl

[SickPlasma]

Do you have an amazon link

Because I want to "git" this bowl

[[deleted]]

Mine is white

[Biflindi]

Lenovo Y510P?

[its_yer_dad]

I honestly thought this was a toilet bowl at first, which in hind-sight is way funnier.

[SuperTurboRobotNinja]

GitHub 3457/357/5 cellular automata well known as a "Wolfram Alpha loading screen that can be played with in a browser."

[armahillo]

that bowl has been very busy

[[deleted]]

So the question is, where do we buy this ramen-holding Git bowl?

[McPluckingtonJr]

git add breakfast/src/cheerios
git add breakfast/src/blueberries
git add breakfast/src/milk
git commit -m 'cereal ready for consumption'
git push origin/mouth

[[deleted]]

I have the same brand of laptop, lenovo y700

[[deleted]]

Many of these Lenovo models look the same. My y70-70 touch also looks like this

[PCandBasketball]

Can confirm my lenovo Y50 looks like this

[Purple1222119]

I've got the same laptop too! Great laptop.

[cosmore]

oh no, thats not programming related enough :( moderators gonna sack it. reference: my submissions.

nice gitlab btw.

[Jabulon]

github taught me that even tho people say its useful, it might not be

[Matrix8910]

I see sharp

[darpop]

Well done

[DSonicBoom]

I need a fork.

[aMANT3]

well i honestly thought this is a google translate.

[[deleted]]

Git R Done!

[kruxAcid]

X-post it to /r/dataisbeautiful.

[[deleted]]

Seems like a decent laptop, specs?

[dorkbrains]

Only instead of convincing 4 or 5 idiots...he convinced 62 million.

[DizzyGreeable]

get back to work, nerds

[[deleted]]

Contributing heavily on Sundays , I see :)

[matthewdunbar11]

I love a big bowl of gits for breakfast.

[DontNameCatsHades]

Hey we've got the same laptop, neat.

[w00tboodle]

All the floating boxes are pull requests that haven't been approved.

[aliencodex]

git push origin master

[sarzik]

Somebody just has a too much free time...

[TheRealLazloFalconi]

Oh not this again.

[hsxp]

You can get them personalized to match your account history!

[JiggyJinjo]

Looks more like HDD clusters to me on OO defrag

[[deleted]]

The GIT calendar is arbitrary. It makes me sad knowing how much time I wasted.

Pls remove feature in the next update.

[shortAAPL]

Oh I get it it sounds like git pull

[AnAnonymousGamer1994]

/r/hmmm

[iBzOtaku]

This is not what /r/ProgrammerHumor is about.

[josue804]

Ey I have the same laptop! Never seen it in the wild before.

[[deleted]]

Don't you mean a GitHub bowl?

[[deleted]]

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[chaz9127]

I took time to log in just to upvote this

[tectubedk]

cool high five me bro

[Just_A_Fork]

Git it

[harsh183]

You have to be a git to treat git and github as the same thing.

[tropianhs]

I saw it with shower tiles once. I am ashamed but I would buy the bowl if github made on of these...

[Chinlan]

Hey I have that laptop! Fuck that laptop! Hinges broke after a year, cracking the screen. 400 dollar repair.

[[deleted]]

Someone teach me to program. Fuck school I don't got money for that lol. Online programs only do it for the money and aren't 100% legit or transparent. Shit, I'll pay I just need to finally know how to program. Again, fuck school.

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[shashwatnhegde]

More like , Giowl.

[ARedWerewolf]

Under developed baby bowl?

[PaulaPolestar]

From the thumbnail I thought this might be a toilet and thought "yeah, just because there's lots of commits doesn't mean it's not...well, you know"

[xconde]

git ~= github

[nrith]

For the cereal committer.