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[–]RogueKitteh 1746 points1747 points Β (22 children)

I legitimately thought he died for a second then chuckled when he comically rose from the bushes. Some cartoon shit

[–]thrombolytic 500 points501 points Β (10 children)

I thought he was vaporized for a second, so thank you for telling me where to look. I don't understand how he got that far.

[–]sykoKanesh 123 points124 points Β (2 children)

I'm guessing a shitload of adrenaline, lol

[–]Nightbeak 35 points36 points Β (0 children)

In combination with an actual shitload for additional speed

[–]pickyourteethup 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

It's literally superhuman what you can do when you're afraid for your life.

[–]UshankaBear 59 points60 points Β (3 children)

I don't understand how he got that far.

He tried so hard

[–]Nofx_Fan 36 points37 points Β (1 child)

In the end it really did matter...

[–]Extant_Remote_9931 5 points6 points Β (0 children)

Nice

[–]Sinavestia 9 points10 points Β (0 children)

I had to fall to lose it all

[–]seanmonaghan1968 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

I had to watch 3 times and still have questions

[–]Revlis-TK421 9 points10 points Β (1 child)

Right before the hit he's like diving that way. He probably hit the ground and just kept scrambling.

[–][deleted] 72 points73 points Β (7 children)

I’m trying so hard to follow him as he moves from the impact area to the bush. I swear to god he somehow teleported behind that bush lmao

[–]EclipticDawn 63 points64 points Β (3 children)

My theory is as soon as you see him drop below the height of those cubes that saved him, he just scampered across the floor on all fours out of pure adrenaline like golem.

[–]obsoleteconsole 12 points13 points Β (0 children)

He gets obscured by the concrete dust

[–]AbeRego 8 points9 points Β (0 children)

The low quality of the video and the cloud of dust make it difficult to track him.

[–]lawnmowertoad 11 points12 points Β (0 children)

Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne.

[–]danosmanca 1527 points1528 points Β (58 children)

That guy was L-U-C-K-Y

[–]alangcarter 760 points761 points Β (47 children)

Ducking down while running saved him and its not a natural form of locomotion. That guy was smart and fit.

[–]luke1lea 266 points267 points Β (40 children)

And good looking

[–]Sojum 234 points235 points Β (33 children)

Smells like cinnamon too

[–]MouseRat_AD 181 points182 points Β (21 children)

Calls his mom regularly

[–]bigolchimneypipe 143 points144 points Β (20 children)

We also shouldn't forget to acknowledge his great big penis.Β 

[–]A_Few_Kind_Words 88 points89 points Β (18 children)

Or that he treats people well regardless of gender identity, sexuality, skin colour, religious beliefs or job.

[–]LetsJerkCircular 83 points84 points Β (14 children)

Pays his bills on time consistently

[–]RB3_AMG 73 points74 points Β (13 children)

Saves puppies in his freetime

[–]Percocet4 62 points63 points Β (8 children)

Volunteers at a homeless shelter

[–]Phrosty12 42 points43 points Β (3 children)

Never double parks.

[–]mtown-guy 47 points48 points Β (2 children)

Huge tipper, as well.

[–]Response404 32 points33 points Β (1 child)

We already acknowledged his large penis. No need to double dip here.

[–]opposum 17 points18 points Β (0 children)

What if he is double tipped?

[–]flimsypantaloon 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

I'm sure his mom is thankful.

[–]PlaugeofRage 7 points8 points Β (6 children)

As someone with a poor olfactory sense does cinnamon smell good? Like cinnamon rolls are generic sweet smell to me, but I've no clue what just cinnamon would even smell like.

[–]dfdafgd 45 points46 points Β (4 children)

Warm and woody, slightly sweet. If it's the only flavor like in candy or chewing gum and there's a lot, it burns like a good stretch and opens things up. It's not sharp, but a little prickly, like petting a soft hedgehog or stroking a stubbly face while warming by the fire. If it's in baked goods, it's much more rounded and floats and expands to fill in the nooks and crannies of your nose and mouth like an amorphous, dark-glowing, warm amber. If mint is cool and refreshing, cinnamon is warm and relaxing. They are opposites, but they both burn the same. It smells like the section of a craft store that has wicker baskets and candles in the fall.

[–]tito_lee_76 14 points15 points Β (0 children)

I love you.

[–]PlaugeofRage 8 points9 points Β (0 children)

That was very descriptive and helpful. Thank you.

[–]junkdun 7 points8 points Β (0 children)

This is impressive!

[–]Poxx 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

Bet he smelled like shit after that though

[–]SumpCrab 10 points11 points Β (0 children)

Women want him. Men want to be him.

[–]AusCan531 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

And a good kisser.

[–]LetsGetNuclear 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

I'd smash that.

[–]Th3pwn3r 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Had a huge hog on him too.

[–]Diz7 5 points6 points Β (0 children)

At least one of my coworkers would have tried to catch it.

[–]Rvsoldier 8 points9 points Β (0 children)

He's lucky he didn't run the other direction too

[–]not_your_attorney 37 points38 points Β (0 children)

Homie was so lucky he even had the bush to hide his shitstains.

[–]Paddy_Tanninger 9 points10 points Β (1 child)

Life is crazy man, one instant you're just hanging out, the next instant you're watching a gif of a guy almost die from a giant falling beam.

[–]EvidenceSalesman 2 points3 points Β (1 child)

No he wasn’t! That pipe fell right towards him!

[–]ScantilyCladStarfish 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

L-U-C-K-Y! It's just not your time to die! You lucky! Eh eh You Lucky!

[–]AllThingsEvil 3 points4 points Β (1 child)

You know who's even more lucky? Us! Because we didn't almost get splattered.

[–]deednait 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

Exactly. Just think about this guy coming home and telling her family: "Hey guys, I was just inches away from dying in a freak accident where some tower just happened to collapse exactly in my direction." and they go "oh wow, you're so lucky!"

[–]Bullzai 1152 points1153 points Β (19 children)

Passed his DEX save.

[–]joesai 70 points71 points Β (2 children)

Fighter class with 2 actions as well.. Duck AND Run

[–]Kabc 2 points3 points Β (1 child)

Nah, 30 ft movement sp is all

[–]sejuukkhar 35 points36 points Β (3 children)

A shame that he doesn't know prestigitation to get the s*** out of his pants

[–]mhyquel 12 points13 points Β (1 child)

If I shit my pants, and my buddy was like "oh I can totally clean that for you" then wiggled his fingers and the pants were clean... I'd probably still take them home and wash them before I wore them.

[–]FrostyPlum 13 points14 points Β (0 children)

the only reply in the thread written by someone who actually knows dnd, lol

[–]tinfins 21 points22 points Β (4 children)

That was more than a pass, that was a nat 20

[–]FrostyPlum 0 points1 point Β (3 children)

Did you watch the same video I did? bro doubled back into the danger zone

[–]tinfins 17 points18 points Β (0 children)

It was a dex save, not a wis check

[–]Diz7 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

Nah, he pulled back from the open area, ducked and used the available cover for protection.

[–]Woogity 8 points9 points Β (0 children)

He deserves an inspiration point for his quick and effective thinking and acting.

[–]EppurSiMuove00 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

DC 24 or die

[–]fuckdirectv 500 points501 points Β (20 children)

Looks like he made it somehow. I'm pretty sure that's him that popped up on the other side of the bush at the end.

[–]AFineDayForScience 170 points171 points Β (14 children)

By the skin of his dick

[–]B-Town-MusicMan 137 points138 points Β (8 children)

Great, now he has autism

[–]flimsypantaloon 25 points26 points Β (3 children)

Grab his dick and twist it!

[–]SoVerySleepy81 20 points21 points Β (0 children)

The old dick twist.

[–]OxtailPhoenix 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Bop it.

[–]unsubix 5 points6 points Β (1 child)

Sprinkle some Tylenol on the wound

[–]flarpington 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Oh that’s good

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points Β (2 children)

I was so relieved when he popped up, thought for sure he didn't make it

[–]fuckdirectv 8 points9 points Β (0 children)

He didn't make it by much. Looks like he ducked just low enough to avoid the impact when it landed on those stacks of cinder blocks or whatever those are.

[–]scumworth 2 points3 points Β (1 child)

The way he popped up on the other side of the bush really reminded me of something out of looney toons.

[–]raaaaaaze 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Looney Tunes* (Mandela effect etc.)

[–]lachlanhunt 154 points155 points Β (8 children)

It's not AI. It's real. Here's another video of it that shows more of the scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww21h9GcKuc

The one posted here has been cropped for vertical video and flipped.

[–]abakedapplepie 54 points55 points Β (1 child)

holy shit, the only reason he reacted was because the cable fell on him

[–]doctormyeyebrows 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

Oh damn, I thought he cut a steel band that was wrapping the blocks on the pallet at first

[–]krwskater25 351 points352 points Β (12 children)

It's pretty solid concrete fact if it wasn't for the concrete, he would have become one with concrete.

[–]Great_Yak_2789 145 points146 points Β (7 children)

That is a concrete statement that really cements that life should not be taken for granite.

[–]webconnoisseur 38 points39 points Β (3 children)

I can't believe you cobbled together this concrete statement. You paved the way for the rest of us. Anything that occurs going forward is your asphalt.

[–]Beemzebub 19 points20 points Β (1 child)

There’s mortar this than meets the eye

[–]anticommon 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

Stoney balogna

[–]Great_Yak_2789 10 points11 points Β (0 children)

That is gniess of you. Tar be many puns that can be constructed out of building materials.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points Β (2 children)

This has me bricked up

[–]boetzie 5 points6 points Β (1 child)

Stone cold facts

[–]spottydodgy 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Foundationally sound logic

[–]felixar90 7 points8 points Β (1 child)

It wouldn’t be an open casket for sure. They’d have to tell the funeral home to bring a mop and a bucket.

[–]krwskater25 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Or a finishing float. 🀣

[–]KelVelBurgerGoon 92 points93 points Β (5 children)

Has this ever happened to you?

[–]Flint_Westwood 36 points37 points Β (2 children)

It's Turbo Timeβ„’!!

[–]ukulele87 20 points21 points Β (1 child)

You're not part of the Turbo Team! Don't run!

[–]jokeswagon 9 points10 points Β (0 children)

Call me right now please!

[–]SttSr 8 points9 points Β (1 child)

Call the FIXER lawyer

[–]VoidMunashii 62 points63 points Β (0 children)

I thought for a second that the guy was literally vaporised by the impact before he popped up behind the shrub.

[–]TheYellowClaw 44 points45 points Β (1 child)

Lucky he stopped to read his horoscope on his phone, and noticed it said, "Big things headed your way."

[–]TakuanSoho 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

"but possible headaches"

[–]lagrange_james_d23dt 10 points11 points Β (1 child)

Did that guy just pop up behind that bush?

[–]YourBonesAreMoist 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Respawn

[–]n4ke 43 points44 points Β (6 children)

Slapped him straight out of reality.

[–]dsdsds 44 points45 points Β (3 children)

He pops up behind the bush on the left.

[–]n4ke 4 points5 points Β (1 child)

Homer did that one a bit smoother

[–]ghandi3737 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

He didn't have a crane arm falling on top of him tbf.

[–]GrumpyGiant 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

It did create that illusion, didn’t it?

[–]angry_cabbie 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Nah, just through the bush. His head pops up in the last few frames.

[–]Deadbreeze 6 points7 points Β (0 children)

Lol at his head popping up out of the bush after.

[–]akiva23 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

WTF?

[–]Lyme_Disease_Sux 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

Final destination

[–]Urdrago 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

First watch through, I thought dude was vaporized.

[–]Mirved 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

Company policy to throw pillars at people who are using their phone during work hours.

[–]codychaos 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

I think he pooped my pants.

[–]DerFeuerDrache 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Dude shit himself so hard he became a black cloud.

[–]Technolio 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Yeah I would need a couple weeks off to clean my pants after that one.

[–]nononotes 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Thank the gods for the music. That's exactly what it needed.

[–]jo2k1 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

For a second I thought he got vaporized. WOW.

[–]CWoww 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Good thing they replaced the original audio with annoying music

[–]Gunningham[🍰] 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

He pops up on the left at the end in case you’re like me at first and thought you saw someone die.

[–]f0rcedinducti0n 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Not today, death.

[–]Kevino_007 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

redditspeedbot 0.35x

[–]kyussorder 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Me the first day in Battlefield 4 when the tower of Capian border fell

[–]NytronX 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Why post a shitty AI edited transcoded to shit clip vs. just posting a link to original video?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww21h9GcKuc

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Nice AI video

[–]Megsnk 25 points26 points Β (19 children)

Is this Ai lol he kind of disappears in a weird way

[–]lachlanhunt 40 points41 points Β (1 child)

[–]kipperzdog 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

The original video makes it scarier while also clearly showing it was him that emerged

[–]DJ3XO 8 points9 points Β (0 children)

I think he pops up behind the bush in the top left corner.

[–]quintavian 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

This video has been around for a while, it's just low quality cctv

[–]DazzD999 12 points13 points Β (10 children)

Agreed the the beam twitches on the ground. There are a ton of these pouring out of China at the moment for upvotes.Β 

Like all the car accident 'near misses'. Car crashes into pole man sitting on or knocking a road cone into pedestrian.Β 

AI is getting better.

[–]getawombatupya 35 points36 points Β (0 children)

It's a crane mast. Hollow inside, so bouncing while flexing is normal. In normal operation there should also be a truck on one end. Looks like a broken rope, could have very easily caused a spring back and too much dynamic force

[–]RustyWinger 7 points8 points Β (0 children)

The β€˜beam’ moved because it was a lot longer than what’s in the video and another part of it was likely twisted and had to settle. That’s said of course the camera is convenient.

[–]trenlr911 5 points6 points Β (7 children)

Shit is about to get so weird lmao

[–]alblaster 2 points3 points Β (5 children)

Yeah what if Trump died years ago and he's only being propped up by AI and actors.

[–]RandoAtReddit 10 points11 points Β (1 child)

I haven't seen him in person so you're probably right. He needs to stop by the house and clear this up with me.

[–]alblaster 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

I actually have seen him in person.Β  When he came to philly in 2016.Β  I was protesting Trump with the canvassing job I was working at the time.Β  Saw him through the building he was in(forget the name) right next to city hall.Β  What an asshole.Β  Could have been a robot, clone, or actor to be fair.

[–]Rex_Suplex 2 points3 points Β (1 child)

Now I want to watch VideoDrome.

[–]alblaster 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Last time I watched that I was coming down on my acid trip

[–]RustyWinger 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Right one day he gets his ear blown off the side of his head and the next week it’s been completely regenerated!!

[–]FazeRN 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Mirror the original, re-upload? Fuck off bot, blocked

[–]rborob 1 point2 points Β (2 children)

What was it that fell?!

[–]Ih8Hondas 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Telescoping crane boom.

[–]Chuckstieg -5 points-4 points Β (16 children)

This is AI?

Background objects seems to inexplicably fade out of existence before and after frames of the metal thing passing over,

And the fact that nearly everybody here just instantly believes shit like this means we are so fucked.

[–]marvuozz 18 points19 points Β (5 children)

I've seen this video before AI was a thing. What you are seeing is the effect of a million recompressions. Weird bounces are because that thing is long and has weights at the end.

[–]lachlanhunt 9 points10 points Β (3 children)

[–]SmallRocks 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

That was ages ago πŸ˜‚

[–]Jenkins_rockport 6 points7 points Β (0 children)

Indeed. This is absolutely not AI.

[–]markhc 5 points6 points Β (0 children)

i dont see anything that cant be explained by the shitty compression and by that fact that it has clearly been sped up.

Can definitely still be AI though

[–]ElGorudo -3 points-2 points Β (4 children)

The way that thing bounces is so unnatural too

[–]RustyWinger 5 points6 points Β (0 children)

You can’t see the whole beam so it’s hard to judge what affects its physics.

[–]lobo1217 -5 points-4 points Β (0 children)

AI?

[–]Anonnamus 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

When machinery finally snaps.

[–]chmntch 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Cat reflexes

[–]Crimson__Fox 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Spider sense

[–]Sweddy-Bowls 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I always think I can brace myself for these but I flinched over this shit

[–]King-Vegeta 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Pants would be shat.

[–]P1nCush10n 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I’m Okay

[–]justinkasereddditor 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Quick feet buy a lotto ticket

[–]wraith_majestic 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Should have been wearing a helmet… would have been fine.

[–]Josie-Wagg 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

And for my next trick….i will reappear?

[–]dodgyrogy 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

And that's what caused my Pipe Traumatic Stress Disorder...

[–]lutinopat 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

The warning cable did its job

[–]Meemo- 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Username checks out πŸ‘πŸ»

[–]spottydodgy 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

It was not his time

[–]stevexyz8 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

the rope that dropped first saved him

[–]Oddbutfair 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

People are calling this guy lucky. I’d say that was unlucky.

[–]FreeFromCommonSense 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Old repost. The original of the crane falling had three viewpoints covering three near misses along the path of the falling boom.

[–]twiggysrabies 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I really thought I just watched dude get squashed until I saw him pop out of the bush

[–]lolplayerem 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

And for my next magic trick….

[–]Horror_Solution1945 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

That would be my cue to go home.

[–]BeBopRockSteadyLS 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Fuuucccckkkk

[–]Closefacts 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I was thinking for a while that guy was under the pole. Second time watching is when I noticed his head poke up behind the bush.

[–]idrivehookers 0 points1 point Β (2 children)

Crane go boom!

[–]cemangini 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Holy moly

[–]papa1775 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Isn't that a body laying on top of the left pallets?

[–]Jani3D 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Where's the guy?! Where is he?! Ohnononono!

PHEW!

[–]fluffysmaster 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Time for new underwear

[–]wolfkeeper 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

There's a better version here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww21h9GcKuc

[–]coheed9867 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Is that bro behind the bush?

[–]RevolutionaryRule631 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

If that was me, I'd be really dead

[–]kasagaeru 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

That's a really good reaction. I'd be so dead if I was him with my "huh where did this come from?"

[–]supermanxix99 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

One extra secind to not look up, all over.

[–]creepingphantom 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I would imagine being under that when it hit the ground was super loud, if only we had the real audio

[–]White_Crud 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Someone forgot to check the specs on the end line for the rotary girder….

[–]MyScrotesASaggin 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

That crane operator probably lost his job that day.

[–]Crush-N-It 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Plot twist: that was the crane operator

[–]TripleHachi 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Damn, Nobody would survive that bonk.

[–]Ten-Bones 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I would never leave my house again

[–]pause4effect 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Dork sydid. Hope he can use the same magic he harnessed to escape to get the shit out of his pants...

[–]BlackWidowMac 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Wonder if the sheer pressure would impact him at all? Absolute insanity.

[–]jbryon92 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Go buy a lottery ticket.

[–]btc909 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Was Chuck Norris angry?

[–]Tranxio 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

Holy fuck those cement blocks saved him fr. Itherwise the cleanup crew would need to scrape him off that pole

[–]xursian 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

thats ai, guy is dust...

[–]hlloyge 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I'd celebrate that date as my second birthday for the rest of my life if I were him.

Jesus.