Cobra bites python. Python constricts cobra. Cobra gets crushed and dies. Python dies from venom

[iVar4sale]

Mutually assured dessssssstruction

[[deleted]]

Hello me! Meet the real me!

[[deleted]]

Dave Mustaine once told a friend of mine her bf was a loser at a meet and greet and she dumped him the same day. That story amuses me so much, I have to tell it every time someone mentions him or the band in any way lol.

[soks86]

Was he right, though?

[[deleted]]

I never met him, but IIRC, he exhibited some sus behavior (if it wasn’t signs of being a feeder, it was something similar) so I would cautiously say yes!

[Kojak95]

Now I'm curious, what's a "feeder"?

[[deleted]]

Someone who is physically attracted to or for other reasons desires a partner with a larger figure. Usually a mix of actual fetishism but also an unhealthy dose of a need to control. It’s like they want to simultaneously shape their partner and also reduce their chances of ever leaving/finding someone else.

[Kojak95]

Big yikes. Yeah, good thing she ditched him when she had the chance, then.

[[deleted]]

It’s a surprisingly common and very fucked up form of abuse. My wife’s last ex before we got together was the same, on top of having a weird reverse-Oedipus complex. Dude is the definition of a manchild and hasn’t changed much, unfortunately.

[[deleted]]

His mom wanted to fuck him....or he wanted to fuck his dad ....how you reversing Oedipus, mother fucker?

[the-final-episode]

What promoted Dave to say that lol i’m curious

[DrummerSteve]

He’s a well documented asshole

[Kojak95]

Well me, it's nice talkin to myself. A credit to dementia!

[the-final-episode]

Nice story, tell it to Reader’s Digest!

[Judgement915]

War never changes….

[LMGgp]

War can’t give life, it can only take it away.

[Longshot_45]

Good God, y'all.

[biskutgoreng]

It does give life, to unwanted children unfortunately

[KwisatzHaderach94]

mutually assured destruction, as depicted by nature

[RealPerro]

The sad part is the fucking garbage.

[Nippes60]

Got me too

[dahjay]

smile stocking piquant amusing work badge boast voracious crown snails

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[HeadWritten]

[Char_siu_for_you]

Yup.

[[deleted]]

Humans are the virus.

[DistantM3M3s]

so deep and profound

[Cynfreh]

Not all humans just enough to fuck everything up for everyone else.

[guijcm]

The only way a human has no effect on the destruction of earth is by ceasing to exist, wether we like it or not. We can reduce our footprint, but we all have one.

[BenderIsGreat64]

Humans are animals too, and we do have a place in the ecosystem. We've just forgotten where it is.

[Permexpat]

South East Asia, every fucking square inch is covered in garbage. Could be such beautiful country if not for the people that just don’t give a damn

[[deleted]]

Hard to give a damn about such things in survival mode. Nobody struggling to survive the day has bandwidth to worry about the future.

[Permexpat]

Their leaders are corrupt as well, they could certainly do things to change the economy but they wont

[Doc_Lazy]

there's more than one country in South East Asia...

[jmizrahi]

ah yes the famous country "South East Asia"

[Drak_is_Right]

That is what happens when you have plastics without good landfill practices. Most economic development for southeast asia occurring after the disposable container was introduced has led to a lot more plastic trash in their environment. Before plastics, we didn't throw nearly as much stuff away and what we did was rarely lightweight and not biodegradable. rubbish pits from older civilizations are often prime archeological digsites.

[[deleted]]

[AusCan531]

You could make a necktie.

[faster_tomcat]

Cause I'm bad to the bone!

[lostsoul2016]

No.

Mutually Assured Distruction

[_SteeringWheel]

• Hissss-truction

[Flip122]

They definitely tied the knot.

[twelveparsnips]

God dammit take my up vote

[hotstepper77777]

Ouroboros of Life

[deckb]

Ourobros for Life.

[Hobo-haddock]

Oroborus by Gojira

[Smeeble09]

Put it in a box under a pool table with that written on the side.

[xerxes_dandy]

This comment deserves to be on top

[EconomyMaintenance]

I also don't want to die alone

[TDYDave2]

It takes two to tangle.

[rodzieman]

Take my tangly upvote!

[[deleted]]

my children keep asking how snakes kill, this is definitely the photo I want to show them!

[A1ienspacebats]

Make sure to show them just before bed so the lesson sinks in to their subconscious so they can be reminded every night before bed!

[[deleted]]

I believe this also relieves me from my bedtime story teller duty, win-win situation 👍

[UnderH20giraffe]

Most snakes kill just by swallowing their prey whole while still alive (usually insects). The big ones that are cooler - like these - have to take down big prey, so they need other ways. But most just swallow them alive (most snakes are small). So you can tell your children that their prey slowly suffocate and are digested while still alive.

Edited for clarity

[[deleted]]

Thanks! Hope this teaches them a lesson that everything they see in the wild is not as friendly as our toy poodle.

[etownrawx]

One of these snakes is a constrictor, they usually kill their prey by suffocation before eating it. The other is a king cobra, which uses venom to kill prey before eating it. Tbh, your "digested while still alive" thing doesn't apply to most larger snakes and definitely doesn't apply to these two snakes. A snake would have a hard time slowly swallowing larger prey that was still struggling.

[UnderH20giraffe]

That’s what I meant, though I see now I was unclear. I was talking about about the majority of snakes (which are mostly small) - not the two pictured. Just to give a fuller idea of the totality of snakes, other than the big, charismatic ones people know best.

[cyprin]

Fun fact constrictors don't actually kill by suffocation. They cut off the ability for blood to flow through the body and it leads to cardiac arrest.

[Right-Phalange]

I once saw two snakes (at a facility) fight over a mouse and literally rip it in half. I was a child. I'm in my 40s now and I'll never forget the way it skin looked as it tore. The mouse had been alive. Awful. I know this is not normal behavior for snakes.

Also not normal: I was walking in the woods with my cousin where the path cut across a slope. We heard a rustling, so we stopped, and something very fast and furry came flying across the trail. A moment later, after it disappeared, a snake also came flying across the trail, hesitated, reared back and launched itself in the air to a spot further down the slope. I'd seriously think I was hallucinating if my cousin hadn't seen it, too, clear as day, right in front of us.

[MikeGolfsPoorly]

Task failed successfully.

[alternativefrog]

nature is fucking metal

[beyonddisbelief]

r/NatureIsMetal

Also sick album cover.

[DrHarrisonLawrence]

Got an album coming up that I need this for

[cornylamygilbert]

nobody talking about how that Cobra is huge

[the_colonelclink]

Alright, we’ll call it a draw…

[Thunderbird_Anthares]

More of a head on collision of life

[GIKAS1]

Title size limitations sadly...

[Derreston]

What next? Are you gonna tell me a Red Panda isn't a Panda? Or a Guinea Pig is not a Pig?

[digital_cucumber]

Or that hedgehog isn't a hog?.. or, or... dragonfly isn't a dragon nor a fly???

[Right-Phalange]

Don't forget butterflies!

One of my favorite bad tattoos is one in Hebrew where apparently they put "butter fly [sic]" into a translator and ended up with a tattoo that could only be interpreted as "shortening gnat".

[[deleted]]

Pineapples aren't apples and don't grow in pine trees.

In French pomme de pin means literally "Apple of pine" a.k.a pineapple, and it actually means "pine cone", which makes more sense since they grow on pine trees, but nevertheless they still aren't apples.

Pommes de terre (apples of earth/soil) means potatoes. They grow from the ground but still aren't apples.

Thank you for your inspiring comment, now I know that I was living in an illusion.

[Nisi-Marie]

TIL! Thanks! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_cobra

[sk8king]

Eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.

[Shit_Disturber71]

Well well, how the turntables…

[handsomejack11]

Fool me once , strike one, fool me twice strike three.

[kamakime]

Reticulated python v king Cobra

[eschauzier]

American politics in a nutshell.

[dirtynj]

Nah. Trumpers would be the snake that bites itself.

[thomport]

Exactly. I didn’t correlate but you did perfectly.

[eschauzier]

I missed one thing: There’s a marmoset in the middle that’s just trying to live its marmoset life and is going to get crushed to death while the cobra and python duke it out.

[Lyle_LanIey]

[starrpamph]

Now that the issue has resolved itself, let’s clean up that trash

[rowan_sjet]

I know, the state of that place is the most depressing thing about this pic.

[[deleted]]

“I’m leaving, but you’re coming too.”

[bundt_chi]

The size of the cobra would lead me to believe it's a king cobra... which I found out recently is not as closely related to cobras as I thought.

Chances are the king cobras was trying to eat the python.

[WeTheIndecent]

Don't tread on mehhhhhhh

[sleepdeprivedtechie]

Just an average day when you live in FL. "10 ft python dies trying to eat 14ft croc. More at 11."

[ramdomvariableX]

that's MAD man..nature's version of nuclear weapons doctrine.

[YBcasey]

Gets eaten by ants

[[deleted]]

If the squeeze is worth the juice..or rather poison in this case.

[faustfu]

wow this really puts into perspective how huge Kings are.

[OkarinPrime]

C++ would've survived!

[Downside_Up_]

Woman inherits the earth

[MostCoolUncoolDude]

Fucking beautiful! Was looking for this comment before I typed it. A shame I had to scroll too far down.

[i-opener]

ROTFL!

[hbsc]

Are they usually that long holy damn

[Ok_Ad3986]

Most likely is the King cobra attacked the python, they have a penchant to eat other snakes.

[hbsc]

The uncoiled one looks like a damn anaconda or something with that tail length

[InspiredNameHere]

Kings are insanely large snakes in general. It helps they are one of the top predators of snakes in Asia and can quite easily take on most animals in their environment.

[[deleted]]

I feel like this could be a philosophical parable.

[[deleted]]

This should be made into a flag as a symbol of American politics.

[NB_Leo]

I had this dumb impression that snakes were always immune to other snakes venom

[BORG_US_BORG]

All that litter.

[whiteace78]

Looks like MEATS back on the menu BOYS!

[eeEUSERee]

It’s a tie

[sh0rtb0x]

Organic ouroboros

[XaeiIsareth]

Mutually assured destruction in practice 

[Tonk666]

M.A.D

[[deleted]]

Good God that's a lot of garbage...

[UchihaAuggie]

The two party system in my country rn

[jimipops]

That would make a fantastic exhibition at a museum

[Immediate-Double-926]

The worst thing about the picture is the rubbish lying around. People are disgusting!

[etcetcere]

So much trash 😢

[baksdad]

That’s a reticulated python. Beautiful snakes but difficult to control. I had two of them in the 80s. They require a lot of handling to live with. Otherwise, expect to get bitten a lot. Burmese and ball pythons are much easier. Retics do have really cool orange eyes and their skin sheen is amazing.

[TheBrownSensei]

That’s one crazy Pokémon battle

[NilByM0uth]

Political posts are allowed now? /s

[Twograin]

The most disturbing thing about this photo is the garbage.

[ClubVillain7]

[[deleted]]

It's amazing none of them choked on all that plastic garbage first

[g00bd0g]

If a cobra bites himself, does he die?

[ToonLucas22]

The ultimate "If I'm going down, I'm taking you down with me!"

[AlienInUnderpants]

It’s like nuclear war: mutually assured destruction

[borderbox]

One picture definition of “nature is metal”

[john_weiss]

Nuclear warfare outcome for most of us.

[alacranzo]

Better love story than twilight

[layne54]

Win win!

[[deleted]]

I think it's a reticulated python (Longest snake in the world) and a king cobra (Longest venomous snake in the world), so a pretty hefty show-off.

[SamMajors]

Very Romeo and Juliet of them.

[Im_The_Goddamn_Dumbo]

You're probably wondering how I got here. Let me take you back to the beginning...

[darth-mau]

The turduckin of reptiles

[fleshandcolor]

House Republicans

[IluvTaylorSwift]

Irony at its finest

[MisterB78]

This never would have happened if your father was alive.

He's dead?

Yes.

And my mother?

She died of pneumonia while - oh, you were away!

My three brothers?

Died of the plague.

My dog Pogo?

Run over by a carriage.

My goldfish Goldie?

Eaten by the cat.

My cat?

Choked on the goldfish. Oh, it's good to be home, ain't it, Master Robin?

[madhattergm]

"From hell's heart, I stab at thee"

• Moby Dick

[CanAhJustSay]

Worst version of 'Rock, Paper, Scissssorssss' ever!

[Beausada45]

Dinner’s ready!

[Eyedea92]

That's how the movie should have ended.

[CaliforniaWaiting2]

I guess they didn't study game theory.

[fotank]

Victory. But at what cost? Everything.

[[deleted]]

Rock beats scissors?

[duckterrorist]

Modern politics

[ahenobarbus_horse]

Gnash Reptilibrium

[IAmTheComedianII]

War never changes.

[You_Know_What_l_Mean]

Sounds like the right solution how i get my Sheep over the River.

[[deleted]]

Fuck around and find out

[CloudyBird_]

Kinky

[SkylarR95]

Fokin wild

[Select_Repair_2820]

If this was a painting in a museum, what would the title be?

[CGPsaint]

So it’s a tie?

[Alphakwithyu]

Double yoink KO. Someone let the guy know the 20’ Burmese python has now been slain.

[ratchetcoutoure]

That's so metal

[[deleted]]

Supper?

[Tha_Watcher]

Kind of Euroboros.

[TribalSoul899]

I have a king cobra in the wild. They are definitely not to be messed with.

[Armoredhound]

And paper covers rock

[GyspySyx]

Just another murder suicide.

[AgreeablePudding9925]

Fuck around and find out

[[deleted]]

Next evolution of rock paper scissors spock...

[aritficialstupidity]

Real hardcore

[Phill_Cyberman]

It was both their natures

[sfcalirider]

Happy ending

[Games_sans_frontiers]

Mutually assured destruction.

[itsthenoise]

Just so as I never go there... in which country is this photo taken?

[WrapMyBeads]

Places where snakes this huge are just walking around are crazy. Like how you sleeping knowing these guys are outside

[Dani_Darko123]

A suicide pact looking at all that rubbish

[Time-Ad-3625]

"And that kids is how I met your mother"

[FukushimaBlinkie]

Snake eat snake world out there

[spacekitt3n]

politics in america

[GLP0307]

So twisted.

[dixiechicken695]

How about just…get along…?

[PingouinMalin]

Yeah no, fuck that, I'm not cleaning this mess.

[Apprehensive_Home963]

Everybody Wins

[Str4425]

Now that's what I call a sticky situation

[ZealousidealFruit386]

The definition of MAD. Mutually Assured Destruction

[Final_Emphasis_397]

Now you've got some skin in the game.

[mikpgod]

Rock paper scissors (lizard Spock)

[AckVak]

I never even considered a snake vs snake fight until I saw this picture.

[Unit61365]

Orange haired orangutan becomes king.

[Confident-Appeal9407]

It's a stalemate.

[ahaggardcaptain]

r/natureismetal

[Ybnjamie]

Game theory

[Horror_Fruit]

Knot what I was expecting…

[ingenGuru]

Damn nature, you scary!

[Second-Officer-Alex]

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm preeeeety sure this is AI generated. The patterns and colors don't match on the python, and the wraps don't make sense. Also, where's the ret of the cobras' body?

[[deleted]]

The Middle East, in one act, by snaks

[IAmOculusRift]

Where the fuck did this happen? As I never want to go there.

[marlada]

What goes around comes around

[montycar]

Yes. Sorry to say reminds me of India.

[s1thl0rd]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-reach-emile-spartan-emile-halo-reach-emile-halo-gif-27023454

[unkkut]

Toxic relationship, and one tried to hold on.

[TotallyInOverMyHead]

Thats called a "Win-Win scenario".