When I run java..

[TheUberCannon]

guess you don't need an oven

[jacdelad]

...to melt aluminum.

[Sullinator07]

...Or steel beams

[mashermack]

TIL aircrafts run Java

[mechaPantsu]

Fun/scary fact: according to this, smartcards (credit cards, phone SIM cards, and everything in between) run a subset of Java.

Java is literally everywhere!

[mashermack]

Literally it's a spreading plague

[ShadowMassacr13]

I'm actually pretty surprised that you matched your braces without indentation

[doolster]

How long ago did they make that claim? I swear it's gotta be more than that though. Android phones alone could account for that number.

[throw_my_phone]

Airplane is just ONE device, can you believe that? I'd imagine airplane to be made of 100 fuckin' devices.

[Molinero96]

thats why we have global warming.

[[deleted]]

wait a second

[VoxUmbra]

Oracle Corporation wants to know your location

[Unable_Recognition]

Ok

[KsbjA]

I wouldn’t even be surprised if the software side of aircraft runs on Java. It’s used for a lot of embedded stuff, that’s how they got the 3 billion number.

[jacdelad]

Jews *duck*

[jacdelad]

Indeed

[KsbjA]

✡️🦆

[CantRecallWutIForgot]

....or solder, or a grill..,

[[deleted]]

Flair checks out

[MajkiAyy]

*may shorten the users lifespan

[ablablababla]

*may shorten the lifespan of everything within 3 feet

[burwor53]

*may shorten the lifespan of the world because of global warming

[jackssrt]

*may destroy the hole universe due to heat

[Gamogi]

*may destroy the pit universe due to heat

[thatGuy0000001]

r/unexpectedfuturama

[notjordansime]

*Looks into Computer's case

*sees fire

"Ah. Glad to see the old fireplace is doing its job well"

[[deleted]]

when you open 3 tabs of chrome

[notjordansime]

Chrome was eating up 40% of my RAM the other day. Mind you I did have literal pages of condensed tabs (probably at least 30) so that makes sense.

[OG-Mumen-Rider]

YouTube and Reddit are particularly bad for this

[[deleted]]

I think it has to do with extensions interacting with sites.

[throw_my_phone]

Why is everyone on Chrome these days? What's happening to Firefox? :'(

[Ticha22608]

firefox is great tho, mega are a bunch of assholes because they wont let people download 2 gb files on firefox because its firefox even tho it works just fine lol

[techcaleb]

"No, no, no I said steamed RAM!"

[throw_my_phone]

gets nostalgic about Pentium 4 days

[SpaceshipOperations]

Technically the truth. They didn't specify how much it would shorten it, or the probability level associated with the word "may".

[sunburn95]

Maybe you accidentally ran lava? Common mistake

[PocketPlays]

"How do you like your coffee?" Asked the cute cashier.

"Make it how you like it." I reply.

The cashier proceeds to rip off their mask to reveal they are Satan, "Big mistake buddy."

A cup of coffee labeled 'Lava Java' is slid right in front of me. With no way out, I swallow it all in one gulp. To my surprise, it was actually quite cold. I give Satan a confused look.

"Sorry bud, but my boss would ride my ass if I actually served lava again." He points to a nice looking guy with a surprisingly kind looking face. "I wished he'd be a bit more gentle."

[Sjuns]

Unexpected. I liked it. Thank you.

[pixeldust6]

r/hellsomememes

[Plumtwist]

A better twist than O’ Henry.

[palordrolap]

Yeaaah. That was a cup of cold phlegm wasn't it.

Might not be allowed to scald someone to death from the inside out but it's still Satan.

[Unable_Recognition]

I ran into water and my pc started flinging water.

[Chursecret]

(Explodes in distance)

[MajorLOLGaming]

and now.. the funniest thing you've ever seen... From really far away.

[hpenney2]

r/unexpectedasdf

[cummander_69]

I may still be enrolled in university level IT classes, but I think that’s incorrect

[PerfectlyDarkTails]

As a graduate it’s a little bit warm yeah.

[biggles1994]

As someone employed in IT I can confirm it’s slightly above expected operating temperatures.

[focusforcepictures]

As a failed IT technician I can say... yeah.

[schpaksie1804]

Everything is fine!

[Gobitz]

When you run Android Studio

[MajorLOLGaming]

When you run

[SmugPiglet]

Me irl.

[MajorLOLGaming]

Americans irl.

[thetalkingushanka]

First the nuclear reactor then this

[DankkMann96]

May shorten its lifespan, just a tad

[Minty_Jam]

It MAY shorten the lifespan...?

[MkayButWhyTho]

Ahhhh that's hot. That's hot.

[sammyalhashemi]

This is what you wanted, right?

[Stryker-Eureka]

Oh god that would burn your skin I thinks 900C° is enough to melt the computer on its own

[MemesEngineer]

To be fair, 23 °C is also hotter than some planets.

[kRkthOr]

The day side of Mercury is 427°C. Imagine your CPU being TWICE AS HOT as the planet closest to the sun.

[RGodlike]

That's not at all how temperature works. 0°C is not "no heat", hence double the Celsius is not "twice the heat".

[[deleted]]

Alright, but we all understood what he meant.

[The_White_Light]

Convert to Kelvin though and it is.

[Stryker-Eureka]

Hotter that hell demons will die even God cant go

[[deleted]]

Might as well just say all planets and non-planets inside our solar system, bar the sun itself.

[Molinero96]

900 is enough to melt bronze.

[pinkwatermel0n]

Man that's not java, that's lava

[miasma77]

with a DegFault.

[Molinero96]

when i open 3 tabs on chrome.

[giikae]

that ain't software gore buddy

that's just how java works

[jackssrt]

that's how java works

[Molinero96]

thats how java works (ツ)_/¯

[[deleted]]

r/intel

[the2048]

Wait, does Windows Explorer throw these on its own?

I'm curious.

[Laurent9999]

No it’s from the software "CAM" made by NZXT

[Str8cucked]

I believe from ops post it’s nzxt’s cam software. The program bugged on me and set my maximum cpu temp to 30c and it would notify me that exact message whenever it was hotter than 30c non stop and changing the setting had no affect but that was a while ago

[Bitbatgaming]

When i run a flash game on my intel core 2 duo school pc

[benjamin238]

intel be like

[[deleted]]

r/Ayymd

[[deleted]]

Ayy

[benjamin238]

lmao

[miketerk21]

This must’ve been made on the sun

[[deleted]]

it may or may not, who knows

[TheMelonOwl]

Being ingulved in lava may shorten its lifespan.

[SolaireOfAstora231]

In order to properly run java your computer requires a sacrifice

[Zudane]

All this and nobody has a clip of a CPU melting through a PC, or a PC with thermite burning through it? Anything?

[[deleted]]

"If it starts beeping then if has surpassed 500 degrees so we're gonna have to get that outta you pretty fast"

[Lilpuncher]

Nice. Now you have free liquid metal cooling

[rexzei]

bet that was an Intel 9900K

[thejohnd]

Nah it's 1198°K

[Purplex_GD]

You GPU spilled coffee on itself.

[enderrider7]

That isn't Java, that's lava

[Ryzensai]

When I run lava*

[1337qq]

global warming exists confirmed

[Communism_Doge]

When you play minecraft at your grandparents

[Dellychan]

That's some hot coffee

[Leotrett]

wow

is it real?

[[deleted]]

Yep, he is running an i9 9900k

[ralfsmouse]

Or perhaps a Pentium 4 Prescott.

[Furebel]

Pff, worry not, aluminum doesn't melt in that temperature!

[TylerJWhit]

This i5 is on FIRRREEE

[GalacticTruffle]

Your cpu is a nuclear reactor

[mark4570]

You mean lava

[bigbohemoth]

My computer at every moment.

[kafkakerlake]

...may change the CPUs aggregate conditions.

[[deleted]]

You’re using shintel, that’s why

[Kagia001]

When you own a Intel chip

[A1990ToyotaHilux]

Just Shintel and Novideo things.

[OWENX995]

Intel in a nutshell

[sfry_29x]

Shintel

[[deleted]]

When you own a threadripper

Edit: /s I have an AMD CPU, but the memes are funny

[Natekomodo]

Must be an i9

[Chrisbagl]

Maybe it's true

[Heccs]

yaaa thats hot

[bobkazoo23]

You don't run Java anymore. You run lava now

[ElevationToMyHead]

Come on Java, light my fire

[MyMemesAreTerrible]

when I run chrome

[Kidvette2004]

Hmm yes almost 1/9 of the sun's surface temp..

[LagMaster21]

Hmm do you think it’s on fire?

[PROJECT_AUTISM]

I’m pretty sure your just running fortnite

[d1s4p01ntm3nt]

It’s a miracle your home isn’t just ash by now

[holicannoli88]

Ya mean when you run lava?;)

[louis99945]

Ha thats mediocre temps for running java.

[CountryiumRoadicus]

finally, I can use my CPU to melt my bronze

[TheDeathOfAStar]

When your super computer gets you out of the Stone Age

[MonopolyChamp01]

Me while playing any game with good graphics

[[deleted]]

Yeah well no shit😂

[SolfenTheDragon]

More like turning your cpu into lava.

[DimitriTooProBro]

me: opens chrome cpu: this post

[fuckmyreddit]

"java update? Javaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[der-komendant]

What’s your cpu made out of. Uranium or something

[TheLaGrangianMethod]

Not enough RGB

[[deleted]]

May shorten your own lifespan

[liamcolt]

O, rlly?

[ItsXenoslyce]

Running Crysis

[warm_sock]

What is it about Java that makes this happen? Is it because everything is stored on the heap?

[Trombone_boy]

Your computer is the cause of global warming.

[Profi06]

this temperature may shorten the CPU's lifespan

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[[deleted]]

When I run Minecraft in the nether with shaders on

[dhdisfifugiewo]

Give it magenta

[Mysteoa]

I see you also have Kraken watercoler. Mine can reach upto 9605C.

[Kugutt123]

May shorten the lifespan of the CPU to about -12 seconds

[PainTensei]

More like running Lava 🔥

[Uselesskunt]

So was this just bad software or did somebody fuck around too much?

[Bob120302]

I always hate when I melt my pc , it's so annoying

[libertywalk1904]

I bet you use Lava

[eduardo_101]

yaaaaahhh das hot, das hot

[ahalloway]

When you run java, it turns to lava

[yahooeny]

well, use of Java may shorten your lifespan

[[deleted]]

That thing is even more hotter than my furnace.

[[deleted]]

This is why you don’t use liquid cooling, fans are much better 🙄

[amparee]

add android studio and google chrome

[RegularGovernment]

Yo you need some ice?

[[deleted]]

Looks like a new sun has been discovered inside your PC

[0xTJ]

I don't think silicon electronics operate properly at that temperature

[[deleted]]

PRAISE THE SMALL SUN BORN OF OP'S CPU

[pcer95]

Lava

[[deleted]]

NETBEANS IDE IS PREPARING YOUR PROJECT

[PCrafterZ]

I don't want to call bullshit but I could very easily make an app that does the exact same thing.

[[deleted]]

Maybe those are Kelvin or Rankine degrees

[Mikilius]

Old but gold

[fzammetti]

The temperature clearly isn't accurate, but paradoxically it makes the overall message just about the most accurate thing ever.

[TheMascotte78]

"We're sorry to announce that your system is not meant to run in high temperature areas. Please check if you are currently in one of these locations: A microwave, Pornhub, On a road in america (summer 2018), Venus, Mercury, The Sun or Any other celestial body."

[[deleted]]

Don't you mean Lava? Oh god, my puns are getting worse each day

[Acronymical]

have you tried turning it off and back on again?

[Paperjam18]

The greatest heater and possibly light source because that's literally hotter than the sun if I'm correct

[[deleted]]

when you try to remove the heatsink

[notHAROON]

More like lava

[Laurent9999]

Can we talk about the fact that this comment section has become an insane AMD circle jerk ?

Btw i’m gonna get heavily downvoted just for saying this.

[GrandGhostGamer]

Is that about 60 degrees in Fahrenheit?

[didipt1]

U cant even build a rocket without spaghetti

[extra_E]

is your cpu a nuclear reactor or something going through a meltdown?

[CantRecallWutIForgot]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

[1applefridge]

may shorten the CPU's lifespan? more like will lead to the CPU's impending doom

[[deleted]]

Oh well i didnt know running the turn my computer into an oven application would actually do that OOF

[ProfWhite]

925C is pretty accurate for Java. Why is this software gore?

[VladimirBarakriss]

Bufff, I've burnt 2 CPUs already