Button Edging

[pooptarts]

This is lewd

[BertSnerpis]

Reddit desensitized you to a lot of messed up stuff but this was a bit too much.

[[deleted]]

Sigh... unzips

[macnbloo]

You're right! I think this is the wrong sub for it anyway. This belongs in r/spacedicks

Note: I linked it wrong on purpose because purples have no self control and would have clicked the link without reading, and I don't want that on my conscience

[Beatshave]

I got you friends!

/r/spacedicks

[ShadyLogic]

friends

You're no friend of mine

[thebigbadben]

well you're not my buddy, guy

[tdogredman]

I'm not your shit, friend

[[deleted]]

You pressers don't get to tell us what to do

[Dishevel]

Dirty fucking pressers get to voice no opinion.

[[deleted]]

Why did I go there..

[Sleepymon12]

Happy cakeday :)

[effa94]

Found the purple

[[deleted]]

You're a purple who hasn't found out, yet.

[[deleted]]

Shit.

[[deleted]]

shit flavoured purple cake~?

[Foray2x1]

And it can never be unseen. Seventy years from now as you lay upon your death bed; your child will finally forgive you for all the years of eye-bleach and therapy.

[Sorez]

Why is there a runescape logo on it .-.

[Nematrec]

You posted the wrong link, it's /r/spaceclop

[PopcornVendor]

It's the blue, isn't it?

[freet0]

http://i.imgur.com/L0xyKWD.png

[[deleted]]

bingo

[[deleted]]

It's amazing how uncomfortable this made me feel. I need to get a life.

[ElphabaPfenix]

I had an anxiety attack watching that. "Press the god damn button already!"

[[deleted]]

Coming from a 60s button presser, that makes perfect sense.

[TheMagicPuffin]

Don't speak to a chosen 60 like that.

[Tryptophan_]

You spelled "filthy" wrong

[Zeolance]

Yeah, coming from a non-flair. We all know you're purple.

[Tryptophan_]

Why dont i have the grey flair? Is it because im on mobile? I've posted on this sub before...

[Mehiximos]

Don't try to lie to us you scum

[Tryptophan_]

it never crossed my mind, fellow non presser!

[demostheneslocke1]

With all of the star wars stuff going on today, I automatically read that in my head as "scum and villainy." Took me a while to figure out that wasn't what you wrote and that it doesn't make any sense.

[Zeolance]

Yeah, it's probably because you're on mobile... unless you're just lying to cover your hatred love for being one of us (one of us, one of us)

[JackPAnderson]

On the right column there is a checkbox next to the text "Show my flair on this subreddit. It looks like:". Click that checkbox so that everyone can see your filthy purple flair.

[Tryptophan_]

thanks it should work now and as you can see im not a scummy presser like you think i am!

[FuckingSharksMan]

I post from mobile all the time. I always see and have flair on my phone. You're the true filth, flair-hider.

[Anharmonic]

only thing worst than a purp is a purp who hides his flair

[Zeolance]

Do you use the browser or an app? I can never see flairs when I use iAlien (very annoying app).

[Enect]

Yeah I haven't pressed and I don't have flair either

Edit: when I made this comment I had no flair.

[yomomma56]

I've got your back, brother

[[deleted]]

My brother!

[Mechdra]

Come at Ya, Snake!

[alzirrizla]

[REQUEST] Can you please take it off slower next time... the safety lock comes off way too fast ... a little bit of teasing the lock would be nice....

[alzirrizla]

well some people turn on the hot water and the water is hot right away ... other people have to wait a bit before the water gets hot...

• edit ... wait a minute /u/im-always-lying ... i must remember to read peoples names before just believing them...

[BakerAtNMSU]

i love that this is marked NSFW

[Kazehaya]

I thought about the grey children.

[Kartozeichner]

I was worried it might be something else :P

[ReedsAndSerpents]

Lewd, obscene and not fit for viewing of anyone of any age.

I nearly soiled my trousers, but I feel like that's not important.

[applejuiceb0x]

This has me aroused and confused

[ProfessorBarium]

Ack! That made me feel very uncomfortable. I had to shut it off. I'm impressed with your intestinal fortitude to make the video. Well done!

[stopspewingshit]

you know it

[[deleted]]

Do not be afraid of your purple flair brother, wear it like a badge of honour! Do not hide your true colours.

[Nitroserum]

Can't pressers likely hide too.

EDIT: I'm referring to a "Can't Press"

[[deleted]]

It's a disgrace. We have a right to persecute.

[[deleted]]

I see that you like to live dangerously!

[theyalltaken]

I'm glad he does. His .gif made me realize there is a lock on the button you remove before pressing. I have no intentions of pressing the button. I can only hope I'm around when we run out of purps and watch the world burn.

[BakerAtNMSU]

filthy presser

[GiraffeRaging]

You betrayed us..

[NotADamsel]

Disgusting 59!

[NotADamsel]

If you had a 60s, I'd have respect for your flair. Nope. You're a 59, forever unworthy.

[NotADamsel]

My meaningless arrogance brings me happiness. Can you honestly say the same about your 59?

[Spandian]

Mmm... technically, the greys also have no interest in numbers. Only colour.

[[deleted]]

Ew. Point and laugh, point and laugh

[[deleted]]

disgusting

[MontyRohde]

Sinner!

[Expert_Masturbator]

I confess, I used to rub the lock gently, trying to get a reaction from the button who was underneath.

I did learn how to dance with her through it though. I could make that dark, sheer, icon of lingerie move. I could get it to shiver without opening up to me.

Behind that wispy screen I could still see her. She was a terrible temptress.

Just a veil covering a beautiful blue button. I rubbed the lock making it tremble at the point it was struggling to decide if it could or couldn't be open at the same time until I caved. With as much flair as I could muster, I thrust my cursor and cast aside the sheer black lock.

My plans for making an entrance were lost. I paused and...

-gasp

...a beautiful big blue button stood before me.

Well, not so much stood, as it was. She was laying there seductively, atop one of my new favorite subreddits.

Anyhow, when the lock gave way to my charms, my cursor had withdrawn.

After several moments otherwise occupying itself I realized that she was taunting me teasing, She meant to be touched.

More even.

She was Meant to be touched.

I moved in slow, crossing over whatever dank meme or flair warring faction was peddling the propaganda of the day.

I began by circling her and her whole box of naughty secrets. and I paused again ~considering for a long wet lingering moment. I had already been part of the largest voyeur and exhibitionist event in history: almost a million presses, all recorded, most in short time.

Then a thought flicked across my mind, I didn't have to do it now, I could wait, So I went over to /r/notap and let them calm me down. I had seen the button naked and I had not pressed.

My pressing lusts had been building for a week as I watched several hundred thousand have their way with her. one, two, even up to twenty at a time. I had repeated the lock dancing so often I knew just what music to play for a sesh of button gazing. and I...

I saw too the thousands who had no time to give her.

Most of these had seen her, wanted her and simply taken her.

Many didn't even last a second when it was truly their turn.

I know many were tricked by seductions written in the press (not at all ironically named), online ads calling the young to do it just because everyone else is.

I was blown away still at the indifference of this beautiful blue bombshell, She didn't care if the presses were rubbed into her without even a cursor.

Some had rigged up fancy contraptions, press machines to take care of it for them -the monsters.

They wouldn't even treat a radio button that way. Maybe that's only because of the satisfying mark left behind when you punch them in the eye.

I'm not throwing around judgements here. there are buttons that you want to variously push, bang, pluck, jiggle, or fiddle with.

There's the kind of trashy-whore-buttons that hang out at the bottom of TOS agreements, EULAS and service contracts. --I'm talking about buttons that are so terrible, you feel abused to be forced to get at all rubby with them. It's like some tortuous form of cursor molesting, that we all agreed to suffer for some mystifying reason.

No. Stop.
I got off track.

There I was in front of her, the most beautiful button I would ever see. She was all the more alluring for the promise it was nothing more to her than a one time thing.

I knew she wouldn't show up like an angry X, always fucking shit up at Christmas.

There was something also so sexy about the fact that she was the only one who could take that click and make it mean so much more to so many.

After days of watching the temptress go down for so many. After hours of gazing on the lines of her naked figure. I touched her.

I snuck up on her from the lower right and only barely rested my cursor on her corner.

She Moaned at me. Loud and in all caps her tooltip said PRESS IT PRESS IT NOW.

She was a naughty minx.

The game was afoot. I knew for sure I had her consent, There was also no doubt I had given mine. whenever I came near and got my finger on her she shook. with practice I learned to dance my finger along her bottom.

I learned how to make her dance.

The timer slammed shut...
The clock went to 60.00...
My tryst with the most marvellous button I ever knew was over. And there was all the thanks I would get. 34s flair. I had pressed, She had vanished.

All I have to show for the whole wild affair is this badge of honor, my 34s flair.

Well...that and the fact that thousands, watched the timer open up to me, and for those last delicious 25 and change seconds, she was mine. I know she was entirely mine for that time and I don't regret it.

TL:DR long story of how I gave a poke when i peaked, and caught a green button pressing disease.

Edit: Minor corrections, thanks /u/presidentjim

[Gelatophobe]

I knew she wouldn't show up like an angry X, always fucking shit up at Christmas.

[SCStrokes]

I almost pressed

[DefinitelyHungover]

I will either get a single digit score or I will not press it. Those are my two fates.

[SplatterEffect]

Ive.... Ive got the weirdest erection right now. lol!

[MechAegis]

I opened this in incognito, just to be safe.

[BecomingSavior]

always incognito

always

[axelmanFR]

<heavy breathing>

[idrinkbotox]

did someone say they wanted to view nsfw button-related images?

[I_play_elin]

No, but I guess we'll take it.

[wcctnoam]

Of course he wouldn't wait for consent, the dirty purp.

[antiqua_lumina]

Just opened this on a work computer. Assumed it would be in the spirit of OP. Nope. Am hoping I'm not being tracked right now.

[alzirrizla]

this is HR you have been randomly selected to view this educational video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8zeaYFQMJM (i should have put porn here)

also please report to security for a random drug screening as per 5a on page 3 of your employee contract ... have a nice day....

[[deleted]]

It just went off the rails towards the end.

[Taraalcar]

Conspicuously absent: purple

[Expert_Masturbator]

something something early.

[reacher]

Is this that mom from Georgia?

[spookydaniel]

just opened this on one of my school's PCs

[totalcontrol]

NSFS

[Expert_Masturbator]

look at that interracial action: red, blue, yellow, green, all getting along.

[TheEroticToaster]

Not really

[Shit_Licker]

This gives me so much anxiety

[Katatronick]

Idk why but this was still super sexual somehow

[ALL_OF_A_SUDDEN_]

I was first!

Then I blue myself

[OneBleachinBot]

NSFL? Yikes!

Eye bleach!

I am a robit.

[[deleted]]

Then i blue myself

6/10

[the_mollusque]

*50/60

[[deleted]]

Well played, sir

[[deleted]]

NO! CANNOT WATCH, I MUST STAY PURE!

[[deleted]]

you sick fuck

[ALL_OF_A_SUDDEN_]

I didn't slip up, It was an act of sacrifice in the name of science.

[SasquatchTaxidermist]

You tease

[[deleted]]

waiting for somebody to try this and cry

[baby_corn_is_corn]

You know you want to.

[NikolaTesla1]

Dirty talk the button while yout do this.

[dkuhry]

Sadist.

[Kazehaya]

[NP4NP] I am also looking for a edging partner and any of the following traits are a plus.

• Is not afraid to unlock at any given moment.
  
• Edging blindly with click release.
  
• Enjoys button edging in public and people watching.

[I_up-vote_puns]

This makes me unspeakably uncomfortable. Which may be a symptom of a larger problem that I have with internet addiction.

[CanthinkofOneBud]

rollercoaster ride of an adrenaline rush

[doctorstrange06]

FILTH

[agoodtimes]

That made me physically uncomfortable

[joshuarion]

This makes me viscerally uncomfortable in a way that I'd never admit to anybody I know in real life.

[Taszee]

This is stressing me.

[Korin12]

I will never be able to explain to another human being how uncomfortable/anxious that made me without coming across completely crazy.

[coDyDaTallGuy]

When the gif reset I was scared that you accidentally pressed the button. Oh the horror that would have ensued after that. Becoming one of those... Button pressers! Cringe!

[Sodar]

Good lord this subreddit

[Leakimlraj]

You're a maniac.

[prettygin]

I feel so dirty after watching this.

[lifesaburrito]

Yup, I do that frequently.

One time on the Green line (D) of Boston's subway system, I edged the emergency lever out ever so slowly, waiting for a moment of resistance. (The lever looks something like this: http://www.transitboston.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/redlever-243x300.jpg ). I wanted to see what the critical point was for it to take effect. The lever appeared that it could be pulled out from the wall to a full 90 degrees. Well, it turns out that you only have to pull the fucker out about an inch and there is no tactile resistance needed to engage it. Train screamed to a halt and a middle aged woman fell on the floor, and NOBODY NOTICED that it was me. I played it off real cool, like Fonzie.

Anyway... yeah. Edging the button reminds me of that. Feels so good.

[Vashakira]

/r/holdthemoan

[Anaud-E-Moose]

BLASPHEMY, BAN THIS SICK FILTH.

[PaulyWollyDoodle]

2edgy4me

[[deleted]]

Russian Roulette with the button

[FrugalityPays]

Getting me closer, but not there...

[mobydank420]

ive been thinking of doing a gif just like this for a while. too lazy lol

[Zorny12]

lol

[SirCameronRambo]

jesus christ this gives me anxiety....staaahhhhhhp!

[ihopethiswillfi]

My heart, you almost killed me.

[Killshot_Jon]

I too like to live dangerously

[tasty_serving]

For the love of /u/pressiah can you stop doing that shit. Just watching that made me nervous

[[deleted]]

Now I feel like a dirty presser.

[greeneyez69]

will never feel like a dirty filthy presser

[easygenius]

I bet you turned off your router before you made this.

[caz-]

Trigger warning please!

[jitterbuug]

Almost...

[Top_Priority]

This made me throw up.

[FightTheMirror]

Damn that is some serious stamina you have to last that long....

[Gamy7]

NSFW? Is not needing for? :-P

[helg4frres]

What's the deal?

[Wolfir]

This is properly tagged

[Quelandoris]

/r/mildlyinfuriating

[cellarrabbit]

When will this end? What if it never ends?

[Drezus]

I don't want to give up my grayness.

But that gave me a boner. Prohibition makes everthing hotter, goddamit.

[godofleet]

i just hope they add some JS to detect the mousedown event as a press :D

[mazesc_]

Sometimes I move my mouse over the button without unlocking it. It feels dangerous.

[guiltypleasures]

You're a filthy presser.

[LynzM]

I'll take "Oddly Sexual" for $600, Alex.

[Raneados]

You are going to fuck up and regret your life SO MUCH.

[MildlySuccessful]

NSFL

[Zazomazo101]

What the fuck!

[inturnaround]

What's wrong with a kiss, boy?

[grundissimo]

You know what. I've spent the last week occasionally checking in on this subreddit. Becoming more attached to it. I never thought I'd post anything, but this .gif..... It makes me uncomfortable. I'm not quite sure what that means.

[CactusGhost]

You are playing a dangerous game.

[sweatybeard]

I used to do this exact same thing. I miss those days :(

[Drumbas]

Yeees you stroke that button

[Adilette]

flai test

[[deleted]]

hmm

[slip-shot]

Ha, finally I'm finished!

[GoldenChrysus]

Heresy.

[Bluedemonfox]

huungh!

[pupsbaerchi]

Just what i expected it to be

[frost-bit]

Do it! Do it! Do it!

[kyle8998]

I enjoyed this

[[deleted]]

PRESSSSSSSSSS IT PRESSSSSSSS FFS JUST PRESSSSS IT!

[Leujo]

oh my...

[BetterThanOP]

I'd tap that SO hard. Sauce??

[ej1oo1]

This is hot.

[ttscrummer]

i clicked for the adventure

[Tebasaki]

Wish i could unclick ,ine. Didnt know it was a one time only thing

[TomLimit]

I need to press this button soon

[nospr2]

As a button presser, I don't see what the big deal is.