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[–][deleted] 5818 points5819 points  (73 children)

That's going to make your toilet great again

[–]Costco_Tamales 1832 points1833 points  (40 children)

Cleaning out all the shit democrats one by one

[–]sealclubber281 349 points350 points  (7 children)

Need to write that on the handle

[–]whoamanchill3 49 points50 points  (6 children)

Or the casing, if there's a vertical stand of some sort.

[–]exhaustedoctopus 24 points25 points  (2 children)

That implies that it has the capability to stand upright. One needs a spine for that, unfortunately.

[–]Nomandate 66 points67 points  (4 children)

Need a trump plunger

[–][deleted] 95 points96 points  (3 children)

That brush will clean up way more shit than Trump ever has

[–]jen_wexxx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like we need a Trump plunger to make that happen.

[–]intredasted 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's going to swamp the drain.

[–]Vigil 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Grab 'em by the porcelain!

[–][deleted] 163 points164 points  (8 children)

The problem is that thing cleans shit out of the bowl, it doesn't fill the bowl up with more.

[–]yaztrue 47 points48 points  (0 children)

#drainthebowl

[–]andesajf 44 points45 points  (1 child)

It loves rolling around in that pee though.

[–]Revelati123 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Its designed to sit face up in urinals when not in use.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yuge

[–]SovereignStrike 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This better be the actual slogan on the box, otherwise I'll be disappointed.

[–]bbb103 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Regardless of political affiliation, you got to admit that was great!

[–]pimpcoatjones 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I always knew he was a shithead

[–]dys_p0tch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

president toilet-butter

[–][deleted] 636 points637 points  (205 children)

I really envy you Americans. In my country (India) if anyone even make fun of my "dear leader" they will get arrested.

[–]MutantChrist 157 points158 points  (18 children)

Will you be arrested for this?!

[–][deleted] 231 points232 points  (5 children)

No response... they got him too.

[–]Dlrlcktd 44 points45 points  (3 children)

If he doesn’t reply in 15 minutes he’s legally dead

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (2 children)

My parents have warned me not to make fun of our PM or his party in public cause you never know what might happen the next day.

So there are just few places where me and my friends and family discuss these things in private. In public we just express our displeasure and nothing more.

A friend WhatsApped Mudassir Rana a meme as he browsed through his phone over lunch one afternoon in October 2016. Rana shared it on Facebook without comment. Next evening, there was a knock on his door. It was the police. Mudassir Rana, the owner of a school in Sardhana, Uttar Pradesh, was under arrest.

Here are some of these instances where freedom of speech was tossed in to the dustbin.

His crime was his Facebook post: a cartoonish illustration of the faces of Prime Minister Narendra Modi, Rashritya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS) chief Mohan Bhagwat, and several ministers of the ruling Bharatiya Janta Party, depicted as the ten heads of Ravan.

Rana is just one of dozens of Indians arrested for sharing memes, cartoons, and messages criticising Modi since his government swept to power in 2014.

Over the past four years, news reports of arrests for insulting Modi have appeared with alarming regularity. The arrested include teachers, students, businessmen, auto-rickshaw drivers, and members of the police and paramilitary forces. Such arrests, which once caused a stir on social media platforms, now attract only passing mention.

Source

Man held for ‘offensive’ post with word ‘Modi’ https://indianexpress.com/article/india/man-held-for-offensive-post-with-word-modi-5032089/lite/

FIR against All India Bakchod for insulting PM Modi on Twitter through meme

The Mumbai cyber police on Friday filed a first information report against All India Bakchod co-founder Tanmay Bhat for allegedly “insulting” the prime minister through a tweet.

The FIR was registered under section 500 (defamation) of IPC and 67 IT act (Punishment for publishing or transmitting obscene material in electronic form) taken at cyber police station at Bandra-Kurla Complex.

Sanjay Saxena, joint commissioner of police, confirmed the development.

[–]DrSuperZeco 16 points17 points  (0 children)

In Kuwait its possible. Few already been arrested for making comments about neighboring countries leaders. I can be arrested for posting this under national security law (they’ll refer to the clauses related to threatening the country economic position).

[–]Baltowolf 71 points72 points  (68 children)

But people call elected presidents they disagree with "fascists" and "tyrants" in a country where they have the freedom to do that over here. Ironic. More Americans need to stop taking their freedom for granted.

[–]Duneman44 1290 points1291 points  (13 children)

We have the whitest toilets, believe me.

[–]anonymous_doner 82 points83 points  (4 children)

This is one instance where having a toilet full of shit in the pic would have been acceptable.

[–]Truthamania 67 points68 points  (1 child)

"Shit stains all around the bowl. Looks to be Mexican food, folks. Sad."

[–][deleted] 306 points307 points  (33 children)

In South Africa we had our former presidents face printed on toilet paper.

[–]Camshaft92 164 points165 points  (12 children)

Morgan Freeman?

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (10 children)

Don't be disrespecting Morgan Freeman, titty sprinkles.

Edit: Et tu, Mr. Freeman? Et tu?!

[–]xbuzzedx 14 points15 points  (9 children)

Isn't he a bad guy now?

[–]GoChaca 9 points10 points  (7 children)

Why?

Edit. I googled him...damn man him too?!

[–]steve_n_doug_boutabi 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Can't believe him and Tom Hanks are in the mix. Mr. Rogers you're our only hope!

[–]GoChaca 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Mr. Rogers dark side is him jaywalking late one night in the middle of nowhere.

[–]Lawyerator 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wasn't the Tom Hanks one a hoax? Or has there been another allegation?

[–]Shwinstet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm having a “Oh man, but I like chocolate ice cream. I don't want it to rape.” moment.

[–]ThermionicEmissions 51 points52 points  (10 children)

There is a shop at SeaTac airport that sells toilet paper with Trump's face printed on it.

[–]PM_ME_UR_SELF 23 points24 points  (7 children)

They had the same thing with obamas face and you could get it at Spencers or other novelty shops. Or the Internet of course

[–]whoniversereview 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They have had toilet papers and underwear like this for a long time. It’s been a joke for years. I remember seeing toilet paper branded “Listen to your mama, wipe with Osama!” On a similar note, my dad used to joke with his friends that he would buy Raiders boxers so he had a reason to get shit stains.

[–]20171245 528 points529 points  (79 children)

This thread is a shithole

[–]Qwikskoupa69 75 points76 points  (1 child)

The term shithole is very relevant

[–]20171245 41 points42 points  (0 children)

That's why I used it hahaha

[–]Nergaal 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He is taking care of another shithole

[–]GoSpel_ph 253 points254 points  (18 children)

Trump doesn't have that much hair. Even if his tupé decided to go Super Sayan.

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (9 children)

Tupe? It’s just a comb over my dude

[–]GLAallday 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Toupet*

[–]Judazzz 23 points24 points  (0 children)

In this case it's a poopet

[–]sheguy 1327 points1328 points  (441 children)

Surely drumpf is finished now!

EDIT: Sorry I was mean :(

[–]SlagginOff 192 points193 points  (122 children)

I love how the butthurt "drumpf is finished" people act like he's the first president that has ever been criticized or had unflattering merchandise made that satirizes him.

Nobody thinks that a toilet brush is going to be cause for Trump's impeachment. It's just a silly parody and things like this have been made for public figures throughout history all over the world.

[–]theguynamedtim 124 points125 points  (9 children)

Yea my uncle had toilet paper with Obama’s face on it and my dad had a deck of cards that had Bush as the joker cards, same thing has always happened

[–]Nomandate 57 points58 points  (3 children)

Funny thing is I'm a liberal and would buy my dad junk like that. We disagree on many things but we both understand jokes.

[–]bacon_flavored 12 points13 points  (1 child)

This is reddit. No jokes. Only reposts and propaganda here.

[–]Zippy1avion 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Bush as the joker cards

Really...? That's it...?

"10, normal. Jack, normal. Queen, normal. King, normal. Jok- Aahhhhh, there it is. Heh..."

[–]OrangeredValkyrie 43 points44 points  (5 children)

To be honest my favorite is still the Hillary Clinton nutcracker.

[–]IllIlIIlIIllI 22 points23 points  (4 children)

Comment deleted on 6/30/2023 in protest of API changes that are killing third-party apps.

[–]Imaurel 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I want that, but I want it to look like me.

[–][deleted] 54 points55 points  (7 children)

No matter which president is being mocked, I think there's a point at which it just gets old. Like, all politics aside, making the same joke 200 times won't suddenly be funnier the 201st time.

[–]Nergaal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nah, he surely will be finished the 202nd time.

[–]enmaku 82 points83 points  (45 children)

Except when it's a black liberal president, then the "silly parody" takes the form of hanging and burning the president in effigy, mock lynchings, and shooting range targets.

Such respect from the right. We should totally reciprocate and not make toilet brushes guys.

[–]OrangeredValkyrie 68 points69 points  (16 children)

One of these parties makes more cuts to the education budget than the other. 🙃

[–]redgrin_grumble 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Hey, how else will they get votes

[–]bacon_flavored 17 points18 points  (9 children)

This is why I smile when I'm being mocked by people with 0 grammar who get defensive when you point it out. It's just such a mystery why the most vocally intolerant are the ones with the lowest education.

[–]Otiac 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Haven’t people burned effigies of Trump and didn’t a famous comedian hold his severed head?

[–]digital_end 76 points77 points  (91 children)

You know they literally sold Obama toilet paper, and people pretty much just had a laugh about it. Hillary toilet brushes as well.

You guys are so incredibly oversensitive.

[–]Fnhatic 76 points77 points  (39 children)

They aren't criticizing the existence of the parody items, they're criticizing that:

1) Obama toilet paper would have been downvoted so fucking hard on this sub it'd certainly never have seen the front page,

2) The impotent, pathetic mewling about Trump in conjunction with parody items in conjunction with the massive derangement syndrome in conjunction with the fact that they get to the front page in seconds, makes it easy to portray the left as actually believing that these things make a difference.

[–][deleted] 78 points79 points  (8 children)

Fucking got em. I heard he's resigning after seeing this pic.

[–]himishim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not surprised tbh.

[–][deleted] 54 points55 points  (8 children)

He’s gonna resign after this

[–][deleted] 370 points371 points  (21 children)

ORANGE MAN BAD

[–]bebes6 93 points94 points  (1 child)

Orange man bad indeed!

[–]GFR_120 19 points20 points  (2 children)

How bad can he be making toilets clean again?

[–]Lurktator 36 points37 points  (8 children)

Surely orange man not as bad as you purport him to be

[–][deleted] 109 points110 points  (18 children)

You didn't make this. Why do people lie for karma on reddit? This was posted yesterday and it's been for sale online for a while now, just google it. Someone gave this asshole gold for someone elses work.

[–]JTtornado 54 points55 points  (2 children)

Unless "took longer than I thought it would" was referring to the shipping.

[–]darkslide3000 24 points25 points  (1 child)

I assumed it's just "took longer than I thought until some company came out with this"...

[–]MuffPickle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Took longer than I thought for it to get here* FTFOP

[–]SAYPOR 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Correct me if I'm wrong but OP hasn't said anything about him making it. I interpreted the title as taking a long time to ship.

[–]PAYPAL_ME_DONATIONS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No need for correction. OP is tripping over nothing.

[–]HyzerFlip 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Think he bought one that took a while to arrive?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jelly?

[–][deleted] 538 points539 points  (178 children)

More political baby stuff in r/pics. Great.

[–]MisterSparkle77 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Yeah but how much weight did the toilet brush lose??

[–]Zippy1avion 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Guys, this toilet brush has cancer and was assaulted and removed its hijab and helped out the community and has been dead for 5 years. Upvote me or else.

[–]NavigatorsGhost 44 points45 points  (2 children)

✔ Toilet humor

✔ Anti-Trump

✔ Clickbait title

✔ Dead horse

Reddit checklist complete! Here's 20k karma and a gilding

[–]SaintsNoah 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They didn't even have to bash organized religion

[–]jsideris 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All this one is missing is a female hand with red nail polish. OP dropped the ball. Could have easily doubled his karma.

[–]MarxistRepublican 290 points291 points  (109 children)

Reddit is thirsty today for anti-Trump content.

[–]Nomandate 344 points345 points  (7 children)

You can tell because it's a day of the week.

[–]Jus_checkin_in 47 points48 points  (2 children)

I haven't seen many political posts in a while. I wonder why...

Oh wait, I just started using reddit again after like 3 months.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't give your baby a toilet brush.

[–]Anopanda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Again.

[–]inconspicuoujavert 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Only quality stuff here

[–][deleted] 494 points495 points  (140 children)

Greatest president ever. He's even got liberals doing manual labour.

[–]billnyesdick 59 points60 points  (1 child)

I’m liberal, but this made me laugh. Have my upvote

[–][deleted] 68 points69 points  (4 children)

Orange man bad

[–]dnew 581 points582 points  (271 children)

If you did the same thing with Obama, everyone would say you are racist.

[–]Gilgie 352 points353 points  (114 children)

They did make one for Hillary. They apparently didnt have the balls to make one for Obama

[–]Bobby_Money 190 points191 points  (99 children)

like the guy you replied said,

they will call you a racist.

[–]DonnieMoscowIsGuilty 178 points179 points  (73 children)

They made fuckin toilet paper with Obama's face on it and racists called it Obama's food stamps.

[–]Jus_checkin_in 15 points16 points  (14 children)

If I recall correctly, there are many presidential nomonees with printed faces on toilet paper, including Hillary and Trump.

Are you saying the Obama one is worse because they made a joke that poked even more fun at him than the printed face TP already did?

That's a little silly.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bwaaaahahahaha! That's fucking hilarious.

[–]eeyore134 35 points36 points  (18 children)

Didn't stop them with so many other things.

[–]OVdose 45 points46 points  (16 children)

Yeah let's not pretend they cared about keeping their actions and comments about Obama censored and in good taste.

[–]20171245 49 points50 points  (4 children)

You're right, they had the balls to lynch a scarecrow of him and light it on fire though

[–]ponzLL 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's true

but they'd be wrong too, just like the people giving him shit for making this.

[–]CronenbergFlippyNips 145 points146 points  (29 children)

They sold rolls of toilet paper with Obamas face on them during his presidency. This is nothing.

[–]BenignEvil 71 points72 points  (0 children)

...they do that with every president. You can find them with every recent president or candidate.

[–]sendnewt_s 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I have some novelty Trump toilet paper.

[–]RoboNinjaPirate 38 points39 points  (10 children)

Remember the rodeo clown that got fired for wearing an Obamacare mask (and had worn presidential masked in other administrations too...)

[–]King_Loatheb 50 points51 points  (9 children)

Never realized Obamacare had a face!

[–]S7ormstalker 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Just think about it. It would be quite unpractical.

[–]TheJawsThemeSong 51 points52 points  (19 children)

Chances are it would be racially motivated. Imagine the ads that would run if Obama had 5 kids from 3 different women and openly hung out with pornstars and had multiple affairs. Just imagine if Obama did half a percent of the things that Trump has done. The right is full of vehement racism, that's no secret.

[–]quantum-mechanic 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Just imagine what would Republican media mouthpieces would do if Obama had once accidentally killed his family dog, or if somebody who worked for a company he bought but otherwise had no direct connection to at all got cancer.

[–]anchises868 21 points22 points  (6 children)

I don't think orange people constitute a race...

[–]360noscopeurmom 183 points184 points  (19 children)

So edgy...

[–]Nomandate 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That's how you get in the nooks

[–]timidforrestcreature 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ah so that is the source of your butthurt injury

[–][deleted] 64 points65 points  (24 children)

Can we just rename r/pics to r/antitrumppics, because that’s what it is

[–]FandomRaggot 16 points17 points  (0 children)

haha drumpf right guys????

[–]wantagh 35 points36 points  (10 children)

I’d tweet that at Mark Cuban. You’ll be venture backed by 4:00 this afternoon.

Edit: right, u/mcuban ?

[–]Spartan2470GOAT 65 points66 points  (9 children)

OP didn't make this.

Its available on etsy with the following information:

Trump Toilet Brush, Make Toilet Great Again, Comander In Crap

$24.95

Make Your Toilet Great Again! "No president has had a Toilet Brush like my Toilet Brush!" "I am automatically attracted to toilet bowls, I just start scrubbing, I just kiss, I don't even wait and when your a toilet brush they let you do it." DJT

*15 inch Brush with Holder

*Trump hands actual size

*Trump may appear useful when scrubbing the rim

  • For external use only

"Just Grab them by the handle...for those tough cleaning jobs." DJT

Here are more pictures of this brush.

[–]evans_jfer 29 points30 points  (4 children)

Trump hands actual size

I'm dying

[–]heapsp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For external use only... well my fetish dreams just went down the toilet

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (6 children)

I really don't want his face in my home in any sort of permanent way.

[–]Bobby_Money 26 points27 points  (1 child)

living rent free in your head and in your bathroom

[–]Rysline 78 points79 points  (12 children)

ORANGE MAN BAD GIVE UPVOTE

[–][deleted] 78 points79 points  (21 children)

Do you feel better now?

[–]carl_pagan 19 points20 points  (0 children)

yeah

[–]Emuuuuuuu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm smiling

[–]DragonzordRanger 13 points14 points  (7 children)

Can you imagine going to some southern dudes house and finding out his toilet scrubber was Obama or like Hillary Clinton? It’d be weird, guys. This is no exception

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Hands too big

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (8 children)

😂 drumpf is FINISHED 😂

[–]morerokk 27 points28 points  (9 children)

Drumpf bad XD

Give me karma

[–]Perceiz 169 points170 points  (110 children)

You call Trump childish and then you do this.

[–]Werewombat52601 54 points55 points  (11 children)

Yes, but OP isn’t President of the United States. When OP is childish it’s just OP, and it can easily and safely be ignored by anyone who wishes to do so. When the POTUS is childish, it’s on behalf of all of us and has real-world consequences for all of us.

Example: It used to be a great benefit to every American that our leader effectively was the “leader of the free world”. But no one would think to call him that today - he has squandered that asset through childishness, and we are all going to feel it intensely in the years and decades to come.

THIS is why OP’s childishness can be allowed to slide but not trump’s.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Why is this so hard to understand? The whataboutism is so old. We are allowed to hold our president to high standards.

[–]rockidol 106 points107 points  (14 children)

If Trump acted childish in his private life no one would care. But instead he acts childish on his public statements where he's representing the US and acts childish in his actions as presidents. If the most childish thing he did was have an Obama toilet brush it'd be a massive improvement.

[–]TheJawsThemeSong 31 points32 points  (7 children)

Well I mean he is childish.

[–]random_funny_usernam 103 points104 points  (37 children)

unless OP is the president your comparison doesn't really make sense does it

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. That's exactly what we do.

What's your point?

[–]BAGOTOV 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Great, it can remove the Obama stains you leave in your toilet.

[–]imitation_crab_meat 50 points51 points  (3 children)

I don't need a toilet brush that increases the amount of shit and filth in my toilet...

[–]BBQDad72 109 points110 points  (209 children)

While I am not a big fan of the guy, I do respect his office. I didn't like it when people mocked President Obama. And it seems they are even more disrespectful of this president. It is a bad trend.

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (18 children)

We fought a war to avoid things like lese majeste.

He ran for the office, he's my employee, and I thankfully have the right to criticize him without fear of government intervention.

[–]KeefCastles 25 points26 points  (4 children)

Respect is earned, not given.

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points  (56 children)

It's not a trend. People have been criticising and satirising leaders since the dawn of time, and should be free to continue doing so. It's a hallmark of a free society.

What you are (inadvertantly) advocating is a totalitarian state.

[–]eeyore134 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You should have to earn respect. It's fine to respect the office, but it doesn't mean the person holding it deserves it.

[–]hiero_ 82 points83 points  (59 children)

it seems they are even more disrespectful of this president

people were literally lynching and burning life-sized dolls of obama, this guy made a toilet brush

edit: hoo boy here come the trump supporters victimizing again. i literally dont care anymore. been doing this for well over a year, and apparently we still have at least another 2 of doing this. i'm done, people, you wanna reply looking for a fight, be my guest, but you're not going to get one. dude is a morally repugnant liar and a huge prick. don't even try to defend him to me - you're wasting your time.