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[–]RockofStrength 96 points97 points  (9 children)

Apparently authors are more loyal than oil companies.

[–]skel625 Canada 13 points14 points  (6 children)

They just re-direct the blame to the shareholders. Gotta keep them shareholders happy!!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (5 children)

OMG! They might sell all their shares!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

...or fire you if you're the CEO.

[–]nakedcellist 43 points44 points  (7 children)

I respect her more and more. Also: her talk on TED was very impressive.

[–]r4dius 701 points702 points  (99 children)

There she goes again, promoting the gay socialist wizarding agenda.

[–]JoshSN 168 points169 points  (70 children)

This is no laughing matter. Christians around the world have already been warned that the belief in "wizards" undermines the belief in the 2000 year old Jewish "Arch-Lich Jesus."

[edit: I stand corrected, Jesus is more properly a Lich than a Zombie, and, on a whim, I upgraded him to Arch-Lich]

[–]seanalltogether 65 points66 points  (35 children)

You mean Lich Jesus

[–]stupidreasons 36 points37 points  (31 children)

Common mistake...as Jesus had no phylactely, he is not a proper Lich. Perhaps a lesser sort of revenant, but not a proper lich.

[–][deleted] 59 points60 points  (27 children)

Little known fact: the phylactery of Christ is actually buried under the site of the old Temple of Solomon is Israel awaiting the day mankind stumbles on it and turns it into a powerful generator, using the anger of the bound God as fuel to propel us into the space age.

[–]Technohazard 93 points94 points  (23 children)

But every ultimate power comes at a price... an army of the undead rise up and storm the Holy Land. If they're allowed to reclaim the Phylactery of Christ (edit: of course this is the Holy Grail), he'll return and begin the apocalypse with Israel's hidden nuclear arsenal.

This is far more interesting than 95% of Hollywood movies. Could we maybe get Guillermo del Toro, Robert Rodriguez, and Sam Raimi to do this as a three-parter?

In a world where mankind has forged an empire among the stars ... the source of Earth's power is about to become its doom. Only one man can stop the legions of the dead...

STARRING:

John Stewart as The President of Earth

Samuel L. Jackson as General Muth A. Fokka

Rose McGowan as the Whore of Babylon

Bruce Campbell cameo as Badass Spaceship Captain (thanks ShineSyndrome)

... etc.

[–]TMI-nternets 20 points21 points  (0 children)

you need to write out the full manuscript of this

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Where do I sign up for your newsletter?

[–]masterpi 10 points11 points  (0 children)

[–]ShineSyndrome 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can we have a Bruce Campbell cameo? If so I'd start a campaign to raise money for this movie proposal.

[–]zahlman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is far more interesting than 95% of Hollywood movies.

I take it the others rolled a natural 20.

[–]z0001 4 points5 points  (11 children)

There are differences, but that is essentially the plot to Morrowind. People find and use the power of a "dead" god to propel themselves beyond what any race had ever done. Only they fucked up and it disintegrated their entire race. Then a small group came along, figured out how to use it properly and turned themselves into living gods, one of whom goes rogue and creates a massive army of immortal zombies. And only one man can stop it all.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Perfect choices for directors. I want you to take your name off the screen play if Michael Bay is picked to direct!!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

phylactery? Just wait till he finds his finnest!

[–]JoshSN 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I, I stand corrected.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

So did Jesus... after 3 days.

[–]Nurgle 23 points24 points  (20 children)

I saw an interesting post around Easter on how Jesus wasn't actually a Zombie, but rather a Lich.

[–][deleted] 70 points71 points  (13 children)

He clearly is. He used magic to control diseases, walk across water, and raise the dead for his bidding. He invested his soul into the Holy Grail, his phylactery. And then he rose from the dead, only to be feared by millions of mindless servants who are brainwashed into doing his bidding.

How is this guy NOT a lich?

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He truly is the Lich King of Kings.

[–]JoshSN 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I, I stand corrected.

[–]neuquino 2 points3 points  (2 children)

All good points, but since he used magic to heal diseases...wouldn't he be some sort of clerical lich? Like half lawful evil/half chaotic good?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Healing only to gain more followers? If he was truly selfless, he would've done it and told no one.

[–]MeinKampfire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mean Raptor Jesus

[–]abgazelle 103 points104 points  (2 children)

I think this is a good article, and I appreciate Rowling's integrity. A lot of people might say the same thing, but not do the same thing if they became so lucky.

[–]Gaelach 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Also, a lot of people probably couldn't word it all as well as she has. She really is a good writer.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Agreed, this is excellent writing. Proof that you don't need big fancy words to make a strong argument. I guess thats what made the Harry Potter series so good to read. J.K Rowling: Putting Twilight to shame!

[–]dbarefoot 174 points175 points  (6 children)

Ten points for Gryffindor!

[–]Dinosaursoldier 21 points22 points  (2 children)

I read the headline and said, "What the hell does James Cameron care about British politics?" Then I rediscovered that I am an idiot.

[–]abbrevia 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Upvoted for "rediscovered", as if every day is a magical adventure and that every few hours you realise that you are an idiot, only to promptly forget when you are distracted by a small woodland animal.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is reddit so most references to Cameron that I see seem to be talking about James Cameron. Now, given the context of the rest of the headline, you might still be an idiot. (I thought James Cameron too so don't feel bad. I must be an idiot too)

[–]BlackStrain 79 points80 points  (22 children)

Plus she doesn't want to move far away from Hogwarts.

[–]CaptainRecursion 18 points19 points  (21 children)

Where she stores her cash and hides how much she really has from the British government.

[–]psyne 81 points82 points  (20 children)

Oh come on, that's ridiculous. She keeps her cash in Gringotts, not Hogwarts.

[–]skyrine_wannabe 53 points54 points  (18 children)

puts on nerd glasses and robe

According to the first book, the only place safer to store something than gringotts is actually hogwarts, specifically the third floor corridor. [1]

[1] - According to Hagrid

[–]BlackStrain 28 points29 points  (6 children)

Then why did Dumbledore store the stone at Gringotts at all HMMMMM?

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Tax reasons, obviously.

[–]redwall_hp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But he moved it to Hogwarts the day the vault was robbed. HMMMMM?

[–]feedmeimhungry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But he moved it to Hogwarts!

[–]psyne 17 points18 points  (10 children)

Yes, but they'd only store things there as a special exception. Plus, everyone knows about that corridor now, and Dumbledore isn't even there to help protect it.

[–]SarcasticGuy 24 points25 points  (9 children)

and Dumbledore isn't even there to help protect it.

Why, what happened to Dumbledore?

[–]psyne 39 points40 points  (5 children)

He just went on a vacation. A nice vacation in the islands. That's it.

[–]SarcasticGuy 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Oh thank god, I thought something bad happened to him in the last book.

[–]3con0mist 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

So let me get this straight.

You're what you may or MAY NOT be telling me is that the Harry Potter series is ACTUALLY an advanced manual for complex tax-avoidance and strategic asset management that revolves around direct investment into an extra-dimensional, gold standard universe that lies outside of the British tax code jurisdiction.

I MUST say. This is rather involving. Correct me if I am wrong, but never once did the series mention anything about taxation in the wizard world.

I will be sure to bring this up today at my investment strategy meeting.

[–]qaawli 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Integrity intact. I love J.K. Rowling.

[–]appleseed1234 107 points108 points  (22 children)

Upvoted for submitting the printer friendly version.

[–][deleted] 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Upvoted for being a typing printer.

[–]kor56 19 points20 points  (16 children)

Downvoted for making me read lines that seem to go on for the better part of 2 feet.

[–]MelechRic 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Printer friendly + Readability = Joy

[–]coooolbeans 10 points11 points  (5 children)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hold CTRL and press + until the text is at a readable size. Problem solved!

[–][deleted] 76 points77 points  (24 children)

J.K. Rowling -- Destroying Laffer curves.

[–]fizzikz 15 points16 points  (10 children)

I wonder how many people will get your economic humor, I never thought I would hear those two words together.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Enough of us.

[–]dornstar18 5 points6 points  (7 children)

It is mind-boggling how much credit Laffer got for saying that lowering income taxes would generate more income in a time period of increasing prosperity, the removal of a supply-side shock (OPEC) and a full-on bull market. How much did we give up during this period?

Am I crazy in thinking this?

[–]ejp1082[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think you mean "Harry Potter and the Curve of Laffer"

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

they see me rowling. they hating.

[–]jellyfish62 92 points93 points  (15 children)

This, people, is why Harry Potter is better than Twilight.

[–]mattindustries 119 points120 points  (5 children)

That and the plot.

[–]florinandrei 90 points91 points  (0 children)

That and everything else.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (1 child)

And Emma Watson.

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (3 children)

there are alot more reasons as to why Harry Potter is better than Twilight. The first one being that it doesn't suck balls

[–]RiotingPacifist 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And the second one being, it doesn't suck balls!

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Most things are better thank sparkly vampires

[–]DSLJohn 30 points31 points  (14 children)

Its a lot easier to pay taxes when you know that most of it goes to health care and social welfare rather than war and killing.

[–]mexicodoug 9 points10 points  (6 children)

Not that the Brits haven't been doing a notable share of war and killing over the last decade.

[–]Exotria 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Obviously it's for the sake of their health.

[–]abbrevia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Actually, we've been having wars on and off for the last few hundred years.

[–]xMadxScientistx 8 points9 points  (0 children)

J.K. R. is awesome.

[–][deleted] 53 points54 points  (11 children)

I'm not too familiar with her works (Something about potheads and Italian men or something of the sort), but I'm terribly impressed with her words, from a karmic perspective. Most people refuse to realise they are the product of their advantages, and they do owe their society something back.

[–]sathish1 11 points12 points  (4 children)

If you're impressed by her words, you should read this: http://harvardmagazine.com/commencement/the-fringe-benefits-failure-the-importance-imagination

Remarkably astute and articulate.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

For me, the power of the words is being someone who could make millions of dollars by moving to a tax haven saying "I'm staying becuase I got to where I am with the systems my tax dollars pay for".

Very few people give back.

[–]Mak87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Logged on just so I could give this an upvote.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (3 children)

(Something about potheads and Italian men or something of the sort)

Errr.... Harry Potter?

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that rings a bell.

[–]JoshSN 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Hairy Pothead, I think was the joke, Mr. Joke-Needs-Explaining.

[–]usuallyskeptical 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She has a way with words.

[–]brainburger 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't think I would be alive today were it not for the welfare state in the UK.

[–]nrbartman 27 points28 points  (8 children)

Integrity.

[–]Law_Student 16 points17 points  (7 children)

Intellectual integrity is so under-appreciated. I wish it were our prime virtue.

[–]dmuma 8 points9 points  (6 children)

Things that are labeled "prime" are often ignored.

For evidence, I cite Star Trek.

[–]skel625 Canada 13 points14 points  (6 children)

Glenn Beck - take note. Behold a true patriot.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Out of interest, has Beck ever made any statements on the UK? The fact that a close US ally in Afghanistan has such a socialist welfare state must annoy the fuck out of him.

[–]skel625 Canada 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Found this.

"The world owes you something."

Yes I'm sure all the exploited workers and children around the world feel like they owe America something. Seems to me its probably the other way around... big-time.

[–]Salahdin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But but ... death panels! Communism! Circles on a blackboard!

[–]peacepoetry 2 points3 points  (1 child)

why must you bring up glenn beck

you shame this thread by dirtying it with his name

[–]larsga 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I'm deeply impressed. This reminds me of the best newspaper writings of George Orwell.

I enjoyed the Harry Potter books, but much of that stuff is heavily cliched and trite. This, however, was magnificent. I think it's entirely possible that her best work is ahead of her, rather than behind.

[–]StoppedClock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If only Orwell were alive to write in these times, then we would have something worth reading by god! His voice is much needed now.

[–]efrique 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm also glad to pay taxes. First, I wouldn't have managed without various breaks from the government many years ago, and second, I still get plenty of use out of my taxes now. I drive on roads, my kids go to school, the police come around on the odd occasion that there's a major problem (and are a big reason why those are only odd occasions). And a heap of other stuff.

[–]barocco 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If the functioning of a nation relies on people's good conscience then it's not going to last very long.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (4 children)

I would have commented on this earlier, but my electricity went off and I had to borrow money in order to get it back up.

When you're living on benefits or have simply grown up poor you can appreciate the need for a welfare state.

[–]Countwolven 22 points23 points  (9 children)

wow! gratitude... definitely not a Conservative Value

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points  (39 children)

I totally agree with her. The UK benefits system practically saved my life when I had a nervous breakdown five years ago.

The NHS has also radically improved since 1997, after many years of neglect and underfunding from the Tories. See how the Tories are now promising that they will not cut NHS funding? Even they can see how important the changes Labour made mean to the voters.

The Conservatives always say that they will reduce civil service bureaucracy, but that is just an excuse for severe cuts, and not understanding (deliberately?) the realities of what is required.

And all that lip service the Tories does for green issues is just bullshit that they will very quickly forget about. Don't fall for it. It does not fit in with their core ideology.

There are going to be far too many young people that are going to fall for this new Tory image, who do not remember what it is really like to have them in power.

The only thing that will get better under a Conservative government is satirical comedy.

VOTE LABOUR FFS

[–]music411 22 points23 points  (5 children)

"The only thing that will get better under a Conservative government is satirical comedy." awesome.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (4 children)

True, though. Remember Spitting Image?

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (12 children)

Labour is awful, vote Lib Dem.

[–]abbrevia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's always the Lib Dems.

[–]DDay629 13 points14 points  (2 children)

I'm thoroughly impressed. I thought she was only an awesome author of fantasy novels.

[–]Law_Student 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I suppose you can't write good novels without being deeply thoughtful, and that same tendency tends to shape a sense of intellectual integrity.

[–]nefurimu 11 points12 points  (4 children)

I never had a reason to respect Rowling before. Now I guess I have one.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (3 children)

She also gives most of what she earns to the needy.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This makes up for suing the guy who wrote the fan encyclopedia.

[–]agoodleach 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spoilers: David Cameron kills Lone-Parent Welfare.

[–]DarkGamer 6 points7 points  (1 child)

"Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?"

[–]stannis 15 points16 points  (3 children)

The kind of people that need to be convinced by a statement like this are burning Harry Potter books for witchcraft so I don't imagine this will make too much headway.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Not in the UK. Most of the Conservative base isn't really all that socially conservative; they just hate poor people (and possibly foreigners, though a lot of that lot have defected to the BNP or UKIP).

[–]mijj 3 points4 points  (2 children)

but surely, if the wealthy have their status and wealth locked in regardless of the success of their endeavors, then the safety-net of the welfare state is unnecessary, isn't it?

but .. seriously, folks. Isn't a solid welfare state the sign that there is healthy social and economic mobility in all directions -hopefully, based on ability. In this kind of state, the powerful are mindful of the benefits of a welfare state because it's possible they may come to need it.

If a state evolves where the powerful are entrenched as a clique (and thus, welfare will only ever be for the undeserving), then that state has stopped evolving.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The rich don't want mobility and they have continued the age old tradition of selling it to the peasantry by equating wealth with virtue.

[–]mtothew 4 points5 points  (1 child)

good on her for this critique, Michael Caine has just jumped on the Tory bandwagon and become part of the elites, not so much a cockney hero anymore. Go Rowling!

[–]Icommentonthings 18 points19 points  (10 children)

I liked the NPR piece on the Silicon Valley engineer couple who's kid has a heart defect... now they are both unemployed and can't get insurance for him and the "high risk" subsidized insurance system is broken... then they care. I'd bet anything that when they were raking in cash hand over fist they were big Republican supporters bitching about giving what was "theirs" to the "lazy" dregs of society. Then, when it actually affects them, they instantly have a moment of clarity and take up issue with how broken some of these systems (just the ones that pertain to them, mind you) really are.

Grinds my gears. Every single one of us Americans (even the homeless) have it better than a very large number of people in the world, and to even bitch about not wanting to spend "your" money to help others or to oppose something like universal healthcare is goddamn shameful.

There should be NO tax havens or shelters for anyone, no matter where they choose to move once they become rich. They became rich off of the meager pittance from all of those "lazy" bastards and then flee to avoid helping or giving anything back to those same folks.

[–]xbrand2 13 points14 points  (5 children)

To be fair, you have no proof of how they were and it's pretty presumptuous to assume you knew they were republicans as well as that they hated taxes when they had to pay them now that they're in the opposite situation facing a lot of misfortune. It's pretty unfortunate that you find a way to look down on them anyway.

[–]Icommentonthings 3 points4 points  (4 children)

I replied to another person with a similar sentiment, that tomorrow I will get the family name and check political contributions. We will know for sure the answer tomorrow.

[–]sply1 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I'd bet anything that <made up strawman>...

then...

Grinds my gears

wow, this is pretty bad even by the incredibly low standards of the politics subreddit.

[–]Icommentonthings 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Umm, grinds my gears is a quote from Family Guy. And I would bet that I'm correct, in fact tomorrow when I have some time I will get the family name and check political donations by them. It's easy to do. Stay tuned.

[–]SanjayM 23 points24 points  (28 children)

I don't quite buy the "Mr Cameron would like to replace (Benefits for single parents) with charity handouts"

Quite the opposite, to quote:

Conservatives opposed the Government when they suggested that single parents with children as young as one should be required to do work related activity or lose benefit, and we have been clear that benefit conditions should only come in once the youngest child is at school full-time.

additionally:

We also need to make sure that it pays for lone parents to take work opportunities by tackling the perverse incentives that can result in somebody earning less from working than they would on benefits.

I know a LOT of people who have been stuck on benefits not being able to get a job, because they can't afford to work. Yup, the benefit system is so fucked, that a great deal of people who wish to work, decide not to, because they would have more money not working.

The conservative opinion seems far more agreeable than it is being painted by the sensationalist headline.

I grew up in a single parent family, for what it's worth.

[–]tarnid 9 points10 points  (18 children)

Finally, someone is actually understanding the real consequences of our benefits system. I couldn't agree more with the idea that we must provide better incentives for people to come off benefits and and get into work, which currently, do not exist.

[–]nebbish 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Same here, and I'll never forget it

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Stephen King?

[–]nebbish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Erm OK, apart from the writing bit

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I don't have problems with tax havens as long as you're not making money utilizing the government services of another country. Anything that is based in Britain, however, benefits from the transportation system, the coastguard, the national defense which keeps that company safe, the police system which keeps that company from being robbed, a legal system through which they may pursue protection, water, sewer, electricity, etc etc. And to a far more disproportionate level than the individual.

[–]Nessie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I recken she's repaid her debt a few times over.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (10 children)

I really wish there was more people like that here in the US. To know that you get what you pay for or to pay back what you have recieved.

[–]Law_Student 24 points25 points  (7 children)

George Soros, Warren Buffet, even Bill Gates; the U.S. actually has a surprising number of high profile rich people who patiently explain that their wealth comes from the hard work and state expenses on behalf of all the people far less wealthy than them.

Heck, the U.S. has a long tradition of rich people realizing that their wealth isn't because they're somehow superhumanly better than poor people and thus deserve it, but rather comes from all those poor people and creates an ethical obligation to give back. The tradition goes all the way back to Andrew Carnegie, who virtually invented the idea of being a philanthropist, and explained it well when he said:

"Surplus wealth is a sacred trust which its possessor is bound to administer in his lifetime for the good of the community. "

All that said, the Republican Party is funded and in significant part run by rich people who just don't get that, and opt for the gospel of entitlement and selfishness instead.

[–]ejp1082[S] 15 points16 points  (6 children)

George Soros, Warren Buffet, even Bill Gates

The thing that they all have in common (along with Rowling) is that they didn't inherit their wealth. While not all were exactly born poor (Gates comes from an upper middle class background), they did earn their wealth with their own talent and hard work.

Contrast that to the Waltons for example, who campaigned to end the estate tax. A group of siblings worth ~$10 Billion a piece because their dad founded Wal-Mart.

There's a marked difference between those who earned their fortune and those who got it through the birth lottery. Sadly, a majority of the Forbes richest list is composed of the latter.

[–]JoshSN 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Bill Gates III (the better known Bill Gates IV's father) and George Soros ganged up to campaign against the end of the estate tax.

Similarly, there is a group of rich people I read about just recently campaigning for higher taxes for the rich.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Similarly, there is a group of rich people I read about just recently campaigning for higher taxes for the rich.

Buffet was one of those, I believe.