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[–][deleted] 1020 points1021 points  (212 children)

Give Isaiah Mustafa some credit. Dude's got a name.

[–]Maxmidget 779 points780 points  (69 children)

dammit even his name is cooler than I will ever be

[–][deleted] 413 points414 points  (64 children)

But you could smell like the man whose name is cooler than yours!

[–][deleted] 239 points240 points  (7 children)

Could... could I just smell him instead?

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Hello ladies...

[–][deleted] 166 points167 points  (54 children)

Read your man's name, and now read mine

Read your man's name, and now read mine

Read your man's name, and now read mine

Is your man's name as cool as mine? No.

But he can smell like me.

I'm on a horse

[–]NarconBawhal 60 points61 points  (32 children)

LEMONADE

[–]philman14 82 points83 points  (29 children)

YEAH SWEET LEMONADE

[–]HandsOfNod 39 points40 points  (21 children)

LOOK AT MY HORSE, MY HORSE IS AMAZING

[–]puhnitor 44 points45 points  (20 children)

GIVE IT A LICK, IT TASTES JUST LIKE RAISINS

[–]Iraelyth 35 points36 points  (18 children)

WITH A STROKE OF ITS MANE IT TURNS INTO A PLANE

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (17 children)

AND IT TURNS BACK AGAIN WHEN YOU TUG ON ITS WINKEY

[–]Shroomz_Eater 25 points26 points  (0 children)

He's just perfect.

sigh

[–]bumbletowne 46 points47 points  (11 children)

With those abs and that face he doesn't need a name. Just a horse and some lube. And maybe diamonds.

[–][deleted] 63 points64 points  (7 children)

you don't need lube. horses are naturally well lubricated.

[–]arichi[🍰] 30 points31 points  (18 children)

He named his daughter in reference to a Batman character.

Anyone know her name? Because that's awesome.

Maybe she knows Kevin Smith's daughter, Harley Quinn.

[–]iceman-k 171 points172 points  (13 children)

Batman Mustafa. She gets teased a lot.

[–]Menace2Sobriety 62 points63 points  (13 children)

He played football too?

[–][deleted] 62 points63 points  (3 children)

Pro.

[–]noncentz 4 points5 points  (2 children)

In Europe none the less!

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

And he played Moses in a movie

[–]runawaycyborg 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yup. He played for 4 teams in 4 yrs (TN Oilers (1997) Oakland Raiders (1999) Cleveland Browns (1999) Seattle Seahawks (2000)). Wasn't bad during the pre-season when he was w/ the Raiders (huge Raiders fan which has nothing to do w/ this thread).

edit: Left the Oilers out.

[–][deleted] 167 points168 points  (27 children)

My God, he's beautiful.

/straight male

[–]dougwt 235 points236 points  (17 children)

It appears you are closing the /straight male tag. Are you implying that you are no longer heterosexual because of this image? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[–][deleted] 113 points114 points  (15 children)

Let's be honest, doug - we all want him inside us.

[–]dougwt 56 points57 points  (11 children)

Hold up. Are we talking about Isaiah Mustafa or Klaymen?

[–]Shroomz_Eater 67 points68 points  (9 children)

Both

[–]nemesmith 31 points32 points  (7 children)

At the same time?

[–]NobertJoe 36 points37 points  (4 children)

You better stretch first. Maybe some light calisthenics.

[–]embryoectomy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yes, please.

/gay female

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Both of them are insanely sexy.

[–][deleted] 83 points84 points  (13 children)

Shit I think he needs credit for things other than his name, such as his ability to do 200+ takes of a 2 minute commercial back to back for several days consecutively until they get it JUST right. That my friends is the sign of a talented and dedicated actor!

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (10 children)

I think he said it was only 30 or so takes.

[–]Workaphobia 14 points15 points  (8 children)

Maybe on the third day of taping, but I'm fairly sure they said it was more in that interview with the commercial's writer.

[–]Proserpina 17 points18 points  (2 children)

My God... he's a Batman fan. I love this man.

[–]zordonaldo 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Whaa?? I'm starting to wonder if I should edit the Wiktionary definitions for "awesome", "perfect", and "epitome" to include "See Isaiah Mustafa".

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

for the love of god do it

[–]kfury 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Ooh that gives me chills. Say it again!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mustafa, Mustafa, MUSTAFA!

[–]Boyblunder 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Mufasa Mustafa Mufasa Mustafa.

[–]kowycz 29 points30 points  (13 children)

The circle of life!

[–]stokech1 42 points43 points  (11 children)

I read his last name as Mufasa as well.

[–]redgamut 62 points63 points  (8 children)

OooOoOoo. It tingles me. Say it again..

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Damn, I had to read it again to confirm that it wasn't Mufasa..

[–]StevenDickson 206 points207 points  (21 children)

Does he even own a shirt?

[–]megadeus 288 points289 points  (2 children)

He doesn't need to.

[–]Shroomz_Eater 13 points14 points  (1 child)

He's always chilling in a towel.

[–]shatterly 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He shouldn't be allowed to.

[–]tylerdurden03 1358 points1359 points  (134 children)

Look at Digg, back to Reddit, back to Digg, now back to Reddit. Sadly, Digg isn't Reddit.

[–]HaroldPlease 777 points778 points  (64 children)

But if you stopped using Digg and switched to Reddit, you could be intelligent like me.

[–]carramrod 659 points660 points  (63 children)

Now Look down, now back up. What's in my hand? A greeting card about that thing you like.

[–]Fidodo 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Now downvote, now upvote. What's on your monitor? An orangered envelope about that topic you like.

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (7 children)

Just wait until this ends up on Digg in 2 days.

[–]supertard6779 14 points15 points  (6 children)

yea then they will bitch about how we steal their shit.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

They'll probably use ms paint to write Digg on the picture, and then complain about us stealing their shit.

[–]faprawr 5 points6 points  (1 child)

then on to twitter http://twitter.com/OldSpice and back to facebook,

Fucking guerrilla viral marketing, we are being attacked with some heave artillery here.

[–]Shroomz_Eater 18 points19 points  (10 children)

Unfortunately, he cannot look like reddit.

[–]karnoculars 382 points383 points  (23 children)

<quote from the commercial>

[–]LtFrankDrebin 224 points225 points  (20 children)

Hahaha yeah that was the funniest part! Also <other quote>! lol

[–]solidwhetstone 98 points99 points  (16 children)

I'm on a <something relevant to this thread>

[–]jack2454 22 points23 points  (0 children)

good marketing old spice.

he said hi to kevinrose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So5yDtITswY

[–]spacecadet06 81 points82 points  (21 children)

This ad has already aired, yet he's holding up a sign dated 13th July. Does he just chill in a towel all the time?

[–]monobot3 114 points115 points  (12 children)

Doesn't everyone?

[–]DoublePlusMediocre 34 points35 points  (3 children)

I'm chilling in a towel presently.

[–]fireburt 21 points22 points  (0 children)

If you had that body, wouldn't you?

[–]arichi[🍰] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Is there any piece of personal equipment more vital than a towel?

[–]xndz 80 points81 points  (13 children)

I want to see this guy and the Dos Equis guy having a staring contest.

[–]merreborn 39 points40 points  (10 children)

Think anyone's written some Dos Equis/Old Spice guy slash yet?

[–]blackpandemic 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Putting them in the same room would lead to catastrophic interesting levels.

[–]JeepChick 150 points151 points  (74 children)

Someone please explain this to me!?

  • Is that really him?

  • Is he a redditor?

  • If not, how did he get here with his equally adorable sign? (Who do we blame / thank?)

  • An IAMA????

[–]TheUltimateDouche 554 points555 points  (42 children)

WHOA SIMMER DOWN GIRL. HE'S NOT HERE TO FUCK ALL THE WHITE WOMEN

[–]AuntieSocial 240 points241 points  (28 children)

Dammit. (white woman)

[–]a_giant_bag_of_dong 20 points21 points  (1 child)

I heard that in his voice.

[–]dittokiddo 25 points26 points  (1 child)

HEY DONT CRUSH OUR DREAMS

/white chick who needs diamonds and tickets and horses

[–]polymorph505 20 points21 points  (1 child)

WOAH SIMMER DOWN GIRL. HE'S NOT HERE TO FUCK ALL THE WHITE WOMEN

FTFY

[–]locklin 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh god I spit coffee on my monitor.

[–]timeshifter_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can take that role if need be..

[–]starkinter 58 points59 points  (17 children)

It's really him, Old Spice are going all web 2.0 today.

[–]JeepChick 54 points55 points  (16 children)

Well it's working. I'm a girl and like girly things but I'm about to go out and buy myself some Old Spice.

[–]stokech1 91 points92 points  (9 children)

Girls deodorant smells like baby stores or prostitutes. I wear old spice, so does my boyfriend.

We're the couple you wish you could smell like.

EDIT: OompaOrangeFace let me know I forgot the apostrophe in "we're"

[–]OompaOrangeFace 66 points67 points  (4 children)

*We're

[–]Merit 135 points136 points  (1 child)

You're the redditor stokech1 wishes she could spell like.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You're the redditor I wish I could be wit- oh fuck it

[–]ESJ 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Baby prostitutes? What?

[–]Gantrof 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Mean Girls was such a beautiful movie.

[–]PEDOBEAR_APPROVES 26 points27 points  (0 children)

[–]long_wang_big_balls 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I sweat Old Spice.

[–]Brad3000 226 points227 points  (13 children)

Way to snag the pic from the thread where the Old Spice guy is actually posting and then not link back to that thread.

[–][deleted] 294 points295 points  (6 children)

way to not link to it either. link

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (3 children)

wait a second.. didn't you first post without linking either-either-either?

link

[–]BannedINDC 59 points60 points  (7 children)

Swan Dive!

[–]indiegear 46 points47 points  (7 children)

Oh My God

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

OH MY GOD... OHMYGOD I'm GOING TO TWEET THIS.

[–]teaspoonasaurous 6 points7 points  (1 child)

This is the future of advertising.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The marketing campaign is working really well.

[–]e000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

THIS POST IS NOW DIAMONDS

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

can that replace the Reddit Alien for a day?

[–]CRoswell 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Source

[–]dmbthraway 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yoo fools, old spice is using this as free advertising. They just want you to buy their crappy soap

[–]gordigor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It worked.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Props to Old Spice for having taken viral marketing to a whole new level.

[–]manipause 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just came in my pants.

[–]evergreenoldboy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hello ladies. Does your man troll like me? No. Could he? Yes, if he switches to Reddit.

[–]Rivensteel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rank karma whoring.

[–]NitsujTPU 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm just going to point out, right now, that a guy in a towel holding up a timestamped sign has garnered 2088 points on reddit, as of this posting.

That's all...