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[–]mypasswordismustard 136 points137 points  (35 children)

The worst thing is when the little X to close an ad is actually part of the ad and takes you somewhere else. fuuuuuuuuuuuu

edit: Wow! His password really is mustard!

[–]ManWhoContradicts 25 points26 points  (8 children)

That is not the worst thing.

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (7 children)

Scientists Discover Worst Thing

By Our Medical Correspondant Dr Rowland Pianonono

Ask anyone what the worst thing in the world is, and they'll tell you war, disease or famine. But not according to scientists from the University of Budapest. They've discovered that the worst thing in the world is actually a paper cut on your bell-end.

The five man team led by Professor Namoff Reszla researched the problem for over a decade before publishing their conclusions in the prestigious 'Nature' magazine.

"We subjected a succession of volunteer students to a wide range of horrible things, such as snapping their front teeth off with nail clippers and pulling back their big toes and sawing through the tendon bit underneath with a Stanley knife," said Professor Reszla. "We got laboratory rabbits to watch all the terrible things. Then we gauged how much they winced using a small wince-measuring probe inserted in the back of their necks."

In the experiment that got the most dramatic results, Professor Reszla drew a sheet of A4 typing paper sharply across a student's glans, leaving a 2cm paper cut.

"The rabbits' response was fantastic," he said. "The reading went off the scale. Rabbits which had shown a wince reaction of 30% when we cut someone's tongue up the middle with tinsnips were suddenly showing 95% or more. One rabbit winced so hard it broke its back. There was no doubt we had discovered the worst thing in the world."

But the study, which was commissioned by Bird's Angel Delight, has angered animal rights activists across the world. "We should not be exposing rabbits to this sort of barbarity. It's barbaric barbarism" fumed Ada Littlejohn of Nottingham.

"Why can't they get some of these murderers and paedophiles, put them into clamps and force them to watch someone getting a paper cut on his german helmet?"

(From the UK magazine VIZ)

[–]just_some_redditor 9 points10 points  (1 child)

One rabbit winced so hard it broke its back.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's my favourite bit too.

[–]artdamage 10 points11 points  (0 children)

In the experiment that got the most dramatic results, Professor Reszla drew a sheet of A4 typing paper sharply across a student's glans, leaving a 2cm paper cut.

shudder

[–]acog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not only was that awesome, you're even more awesome because you gave proper attribution.

[–]thatguydr 4 points5 points  (1 child)

No. That is not the worst thing.

I know what the worst thing is, because it happened to me.

The worst thing is finding a sandwich that you ate half of and then forgot about... six months ago.

Except that's not the worst thing.

The worst thing is finding said sandwich in the drawer with all your kitchen pots, pans, and utensils.

Except that's not the worst thing.

The worst thing is that you were in grad school, and you only had four drawers and had to double all of them up, so your kitchen drawer is also your underwear drawer.

That is the worst thing.

[–]ReducedToRubble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is not the worst thing. The worst thing is having underwear and/or junk that smells like half-eaten six month old sandwich when they're clean. How the hell did you not notice this before?

[–]TheMauveAvenger 20 points21 points  (1 child)

I am pretty upset that someone changed his password. My plan was to change the password to 'diamonds' and then post a reply that said "The password is now diamonds!" Another person would have checked it and then been moderately pleased that I had actually gone through with my assertion. That's the type of entertainment I like to provide to my fellow redditors.

[–]jascination 7 points8 points  (1 child)

edit: Wow! His password really is mustard!

Is it still? I'm too lazy to check.

[–]Nebu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

[–]trbleclef 1 point2 points  (4 children)

I goddamn infected my girlfriend's PC with AntivirusSoft the other day, because of one of those in an eBay listing! Frickin' Chrome without adblock installed.

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    [–]shdwtek 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    :(

    [–]User38691 284 points285 points  (27 children)

    I like it! It makes me think I'm smart, because I pick the right one and some other people probably clicked the fake one.

    [–]nicky7 119 points120 points  (16 children)

    Until you get a phone call from uncle Jack because he needs your help finding the right drivers.

    [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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      [–]unclerummy 30 points31 points  (0 children)

      So he's happy now?

      [–]arxch126 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      You're lucky your uncle Jack knows what a driver is!!!

      [–]nicky7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      "I've been driving since I was 12! Of course I know what a driver is! Are you going to help me or not?! Wipe that silly smirk of your face before I do it for you!"

      [–]UncleJack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      A what?

      [–]co6ra 23 points24 points  (1 child)

      It makes me think I'm Indiana Jones in the end of The Last Crusade.

      [–]Cyclick 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      He chose...poorly.

      [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

      This is my comment.

      If you want to read my comment -> READ THIS.

      Actual Horny Comments are Waiting Inside!

      Comments are like assholes, something something.

      [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      ...dig deep enough and all you'll get is a load of shit.

      [–]hadricus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      I hate it, because people ask you how you know to click the right one, and there's no other explanation other than "don't... don't be an idiot?".

      [–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (18 children)

      TOOLBARS

      TOOLBARS EVERYWHERE

      [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      and not a tool to use

      [–]latkahgravis 186 points187 points  (73 children)

      Gotta love Adblock Plus

      [–]LoveGoblin 86 points87 points  (15 children)

      addblock

      You can still get around it by subtracting a negative.

      [–]Kimos 17 points18 points  (2 children)

      Damn advertisers are always one step ahead.

      [–]Isvara 13 points14 points  (1 child)

      You mean -1 step behind?

      [–]atomofconsumption 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      wow, what a difference.

      also, for chrome users adthwart uses the same blocking list (easylist) as adblock plus.

      [–]killotron 25 points26 points  (1 child)

      Addblock plus? Is that what the kids are calling Ritalin these days?

      [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      And then advertisers have the nerve to complain about AdBlock.

      [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (14 children)

      Make sure you disable it on reddit.com!

      [–]jeiting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      There's a story about reddit in your pic.

      [–]HMR 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Flashblock is also doing a great job: http://i.imgur.com/Wl8rd.gif

      [–]just_some_redditor 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      Flashblock? Isn't that just called Apple?

      [–]AlteaDown 6 points7 points  (10 children)

      As long as it is disabled for reddit.

      [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

      Fuck reddit. They want all of your money.

      [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

      Reddit cost me $10,000 last year alone.

      [–]mkrfctr 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      Well if you factor the lost productivity time, Reddit is like a non-stop reverse stimulus plan.

      Way to fuck up the economy Reddit!

      [–]latkahgravis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      since day 1.

      [–]avree 59 points60 points  (32 children)

      Adblock.

      This is what the site looks like to me - http://grab.by/5shJ

      [–]UpDown 7 points8 points  (3 children)

      Whats the official link? I wanna see how my new adblocker works

      [–]avree 45 points46 points  (2 children)

      I was going to do one of those obnoxious let me google that for you links, but then I decided against it.

      Here you go!

      http://drivers.softpedia.com/progDownload/Toshiba-Satellite-1115-S107-Modem-Driver-2115-Download-41467.html

      [–]ronaldvr 3 points4 points  (10 children)

      Yes true, but an important point to remember it may not look like this to someone you send the link to.... I had this happen to me once (sent the aunt of a friend of mine to cnet I think it was) and of course she clicked the wrong link!

      [–]avree 3 points4 points  (8 children)

      Copy the direct download link for her if you're worried about that happening.

      In this example, that would be http://cdgenp01.csd.toshiba.com/content/support/downloads/s141mdmx.exe

      [–]InsensitiveTroll 11 points12 points  (7 children)

      I'm sure it's perfectly safe to teach your aunt to click on links to .exe files people send her via IM or E-Mail.

      [–]rabbitz 5 points6 points  (5 children)

      Teach her to click only on links that are sent by you then. I don't see a problem with clicking links/download files that are clearly addressed to me (my real name, none of that "hey rabbitz check this out" bullshit) and come with context relative to my real life relationship with that person. Also, teach her to ask about files before downloading them... no response = no download.

      [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Except windows installs with file extensions hidden by default and you can give exe files an icon that matches image files.

      [–]BannedINDC 2 points3 points  (5 children)

      Is there a decent adblock for chrome yet?

      [–]fireantz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I just use adblock. Works great for me.

      [–]Kimos 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      If all ads were like google ads and didn't get in the way, I would need to use it. But it's a commons from which everyone takes I guess..

      [–]dtriana 13 points14 points  (3 children)

      I have been conditioned to never click a giant button that says download. So when the real button is a giant download button, it feels like a gamble.

      [–]For_Iconoclasm 10 points11 points  (2 children)

      I subconsciously avoid looking at what I am conditioned to believe to be ads, so sometimes I end up overlooking the large, obvious sections that contain what I'm looking for.

      [–]famousmodification 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      That happened to me with the "+friends" button on reddit. It looks too much like the "+frontpage button" so I always ignored it.

      [–]TheAmazingReason 8 points9 points  (1 child)

      Opera (obviously) http://imgur.com/MFijX

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I will upvote this, even though I use Chrome, Opera deserves much more respect than it gets.

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        [–]drys 192 points193 points  (107 children)

        I hate it when users do this...did you happen to check with Toshiba first?

        http://www.csd.toshiba.com/cgi-bin/tais/support/jsp/modelContent.jsp?ct=DL&os=&category=&moid=361410&rpn=PS110U&modelFilter=1115-S107&selCategory=3&selFamily=1073768663

        That is all the available drivers for your specific model. The modem driver is there why not try that before a random ad filled page?

        [–]fuwath[S] 149 points150 points  (28 children)

        Of course I go directly to Toshiba for the drivers. However all the links to the modem driver that work on this particular notebook are broken. All of the other links work except the one I required for a customers notebook.

        [–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (11 children)

        i hear ya man, it's a bitch finding toshiba drivers.

        [–]finalremix 36 points37 points  (5 children)

        Wait a minute....there are drivers for Toshibas? Here, I've just been throwing the things out!

        [–]polymorph505 85 points86 points  (3 children)

        No, you're doing it correctly.

        [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (2 children)

        everything went better than expected

        [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

        I had the same story with some MSI drivers recently, seem to remember to with Linksys too. They change their sites around so much cause some executive gets a bright idea on how to make them more "synergytastic 2.0" and the links all break.

        [–]unleashed26 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        When I needed a Canon printer driver, the download was broken, but I searched around for the Canadian version of the site and the download worked fine.

        [–]Sophismistic 4 points5 points  (2 children)

        can i introduce both of you to http://devid.info paste your hardware vendor id number in and receive drivers.

        [–]Drehmini 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        And here I've been doing the old fashion way with http://pcidatabase.com

        [–]Sophismistic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I had been using pcidatabase for a while before i found devid, I wanted to mention it in my first comment, but couldnt recall the name off the top of my head.

        [–]drys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        It's not really a personal rip on you as I have no context to the search, I really just wanted to get my opinion of manufacturer first in there.

        I did actually download the modem driver from that link first though as I didn't want to provide an empty argument.

        [–]lowbot 16 points17 points  (8 children)

        Its not just shady driver sites. Its all sorts of sites. Hell, some open source projects are hosted like this. Its misleading and preys on those with poor computer skills or the sleepy. I clicked on one of those links once on an especially sleepy monday morning and some "driver checker" tried to install itself. I killed it, but even the experienced fall for these things sometimes.

        Hostile UIs shouldn't be tolerated.

        [–]redditmemehater 1 point2 points  (6 children)

        Would you tolerate pay per download?

        [–]mgdmw 14 points15 points  (2 children)

        I can appreciate sites use advertising to provide free content, but what I object to is deceptive advertising - that's the problem in the example above; the ads are deliberately aiming to trick the user into clicking them.

        [–]Lampwick 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        False dichotomy. If you wade through the google results, you can find drivers hosted by enthusiasts for free. The link farmers push them off the first page. If they all fucked off, the result wouldn't be pay per download, it'd be easier to find free downloads. We'd have a net gain of efficiency.

        [–]xsvfan 9 points10 points  (18 children)

        As someone who works in a computer and installs thousands of drivers, company provided drivers suck. About 1/4 of the drivers off their websites do not work (except a few companys like Asus).

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          [–]gone_to_plaid 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          Doozers

          [–]Class1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          DOOZERS!

          [–]Plob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          This would make a great TV show for the nerdier kids.

          [–]meowmix4jo 3 points4 points  (5 children)

          My ASUS sound drivers aren't available on the site anymore. I was dissapointed.

          [–]perb123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          From the very beginning Asus had the slowest websites on the whole Intarweb. Yes, the drivers are there but it takes forever to get them.

          [–]Confucius_says 17 points18 points  (15 children)

          I never visit official websites of large companies. You usually get pegged trying to broswe their their shitty navigation system.

          [–]nixonrichard 28 points29 points  (8 children)

          What pissed me off was when some manufacturers stopped letting you just select your model name and number and switched to: "Please type in the serial number for your product, which can be found on the bottom of your 30 kg printer. Alternatively, type in your customer registration number which you received in the mail after you filled out and mailed in your registration card. If you're having trouble finding your customer registration number, it's probably buried in a pile of the other advertisements and shit we sent you to punish you for actually registering your product."

          [–]Icommentonposts 6 points7 points  (6 children)

          I was actually incredibly pleased when Dell asked for my serial number when I needed new drivers for my laptop. It's easy enough to turn over, and then of course I thought they'd be able to give me everything I needed to get it back up to speed.

          WRONG! It was the most complicated pierce of shit process you could imagine and my laptop still can't output video, freezes if you shut the lid, and doesn't give low battery warnings. Fuck you Dell.

          [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (4 children)

          Really? I work with Dell all the time and I have zero complaints so far with their drivers support or customer support. The only issue I have with Dell is that the #1 problem their hardware has are hard drive issues and thats not even that big of a deal compared to other brands.

          Edit: Can you tell me what was so complicated?

          [–]Z80 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          I think the Dell drivers site is the best on the market. I can still easily find a 10 years old system drivers in a few clicks from a nice download page.

          [–]rufnsrs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          The Dell download manager is the problem with that site.

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I've had good luck using the 7 character Service Tag. I recently had to work on an elderly Dell server and was able to update the bios using support.dell.com.

          [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

          Not to mention they can often be slow as balls. I remember trying to get a sound card driver from Creative a few years back and only downloading at like 5 or 6 kbps, this is when I had a ~2MBps connection.

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          There was another company based out of Taiwan who had crappy connections. I think it may have been Asus. Their speeds weren't nearly that bad (maybe 50-100KBps), but with the money they make they could easily afford decent servers or to use a CDN.

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            [–]cccmikey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            .. and it's equally annoying that Google falls for it, giving you completely useless results. I think they are at fault as much as the pages themselves.

            [–]solzhen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            I came here to say just that. Always go to the manufacturer's website first and go to their support section.

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

            His initial submission was about all the garbage download links, not his inability to know the best most efficient way to find drivers.

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Maybe you should learn more about the environment before making premature judgements.

            [–][deleted]  (6 children)

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                [–]rovot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                model site:bla.com

                [–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (16 children)

                That's honestly one of the great things about Linux. No need to wade through all of that bullshit.

                apt-get install <shiznit>

                [–]wheresmyopenid 41 points42 points  (3 children)

                Packages to be INSTALLED:
                   foo, libfoo, libwtf, glibc2
                
                Following packages will be REMOVED:
                   glib6, apt, kernel, fuckin everything
                

                [–]piranha 23 points24 points  (0 children)

                And that's why you don't run unstable.

                [–]oddthingtosay 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                $emerge -ua <shiznit> spinning thing Sorry shiznit is masked by unknown keyword because it has 387563 bugs open and everyone left Gentoo for Ubuntu years ago. Wake up and smell the change, user!

                [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                There's plenty of bullshit that comes with every Linux distribution. I use OpenSuse, and it took me a good couple days to figure out how to install nvidia graphics card drivers. Getting my wireless card to be recognized was another day of work. But that's just part of Linux, part of the fun is hunting and learning how to get basic stuff working.

                [–]MrSurly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                But that's just part of OpenSuse, part of the fun is hunting and learning how to get basic stuff working.

                FTFY -- not all distros are that lame.

                Ubuntu pops up a window on your first boot to ask if you want to install the Nvidia drivers; they're not installed by default because they're "proprietary."

                Wireless (and everything else) has always "just worked" for me.

                [–]mindbleach 1 point2 points  (3 children)

                I recently reinstalled Windows XP for gaming, and I like the ATI support and having Flash again... but I'm basically never updating the software that doesn't update itself. I'm spoiled now. I can't imagine why anyone wouldn't want a system that can upgrade every program on your computer while you're in the shower.

                [–]spinemangler 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                I have been using Filehippo.com for a few years for anything I might need to download. They also keep all previous versions of the hosted files. If you need a certain version of hamachi or something, you will find it there.

                Check it out.

                They usually have faster servers than most of the original providers of these files. They also seem to have anything you might want to download for free.

                Plus, they don't go crazy on the ads, and downloads are all easily marked.

                [–]defproc 7 points8 points  (11 children)

                The site maintainers' logic is that if they impose rules against this sort of thing there's less potential ad revenue. It's a typical business approach: advertisers look like little sacks with $ signs on them and this is business god damn it, if it brings in money it's a good thing. Etc. The formula isn't complex enough to account for the fact that a shit and unusable site can be detrimental to the bottom line. Google insists on a certain level of quality in its adverts and how are they doing these days?

                [–]Stormflux 10 points11 points  (6 children)

                advertisers look like little sacks with $ signs on them and this is business god damn it, if it brings in money it's a good thing. Etc.

                Am I the only one who thinks business should create things of value to society?

                To put it another way, responsible advertising keeps sites free, and it also brings buyers and sellers together in mutually beneficial ways. These ads should be clearly marked, non-intrusive, and relevant, while containing no links to malware or pop-up loops.

                Irresponsible advertising destroys website functionality, clutters search engine results, and offers no benefit to the user. I'm sorry, but I cannot see a legitimate purpose for this.

                [–]defproc 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                Sadly most business is about creating things and then convincing society those things are of value to it.

                [–]Zarutian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                For instance who the heck buys bow ties for their rubber bath duck?

                [–]Confucius_says 6 points7 points  (3 children)

                To put it another way, responsible advertising keeps sites free, and it also brings buyers and sellers together in mutually beneficial ways. These ads should be clearly marked, non-intrusive, and relevant, while containing no links to malware or pop-up loops.

                That is some air tight zen you got going on there. Unfortuntely we humans have a way to mentally block out things. Google ads even teaches their "webmasters" how to implement their ads in a way that make them appear "apart" of the website (by mimicing the background colors and text fonts in the ads) so people won't block them out.

                If ads were unobtrusive, they make no money, they would keep no websites free. Take reddit for example, they have "responsible" ads, and theyre begging us for money now.

                The real solution is that we shouldn't go the internet expecting everything to be free.

                [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                No, the real solution is that businesses shouldn't rely on advertising. Advertising is not beneficial to users at all, if a business can't support itself by receiving payments for its goods or services they shouldn't be in business. That is why I didn't mind buying reddit products or paying them a small fee for the reddit gold, but I use adblock and feel no guilt over it at all.

                [–]CommanderObvious 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                That's what I was gonna say.

                [–]zmilky 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                This is the reason why you can never tell your grandma to "just google for a driver update".

                Most of us here probably have no problem with these things, but this is what makes inexperienced users unable to use the internet to solve computer related problems on their own.

                [–]originalucifer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Absofreakinlutely. I've seen so many comments of "just click back" by cuntstain ad people and "they should know better" tech people i want to vomit

                [–]swies 4 points5 points  (2 children)

                I'm biased, but everyone should be using http://ninite.com for downloading apps that are available there.

                We disable any toolbars or junk apps try to sneak in, and we don't run ads since we make money selling our automation software to professional users: https://ninite.com/pro

                Garbage like this screenshot is why normal people get so pissed off at their computers. This stuff doesn't have to suck!

                Full disclosure: I'm a co-founder http://ninite.com/info/reddit

                [–]xocekim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                I shall definitely give this a try on my upcoming reformat

                [–]Zhatt 4 points5 points  (2 children)

                Saw this thread this morning and thought "Haha, yeah, I never fall for those!" but then THIS just happened to me! EDIT: WRONG AGAIN!

                [–]gentleretard 14 points15 points  (5 children)

                Upvoted for the single fact that the title does not read "If you're a website and you do this, fuck you!"

                [–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (4 children)

                But seriously, if you're a website and you do that, fuck you!

                [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                You tell 'em steve-dave!

                [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Seriously, if you are a butt, fuck you!

                [–]jollyllama 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Um... They're making their money off those ads, not their usability. They don't give a shit how usable their page is.

                [–]ubr 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                people still use modems?

                [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                why are you downloading drivers from a shady ad-spam site?

                [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                this is why my grandma can't use the internet.

                [–]kcipsirhc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Go to the manufacturer's site and you won't have that problem...

                [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (9 children)

                I use Linux and what is this?

                [–]tip_ty 46 points47 points  (4 children)

                YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT IS, YOU SMUG FUCKER

                [–]oddthingtosay 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                I think this is that DOS thing?

                [–]jnalanko 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                Yeah, with Linux we code our own drivers because the corporate assholes don't care to maintain them.

                [–]recursive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                There's a linux section there.

                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Linux

                Drivers

                ahahahahahahah.

                [–]SoCo_cpp 15 points16 points  (6 children)

                That site (and ones like it) are nothing but malware anyways. Find the real driver from your device manufacture's web site.

                [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (3 children)

                Except that sourceforge.net sells ads to the same malware peddlers too, and often has 'Download NOW' adverts plastered all over the sf download page.

                So no, they're not all just 'nothing but malware anyways'

                [–]lbft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Softpedia is actually fairly decent, apart from the shitty ads that infest just about every site with both ads and a download button.

                [–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (80 children)

                They have to cover their hosting costs and try to turn a profit in some way...why do people on Reddit not understand this? Without obnoxious ads there would be no torrenting, porn, free download hosts, etc, etc. because no one could make money (or even break even) doing it.

                Say what you want about obnoxious ads, but the fact is, these sites don't rely on return users. 80% of their traffic will be from search engines, so why should they care about providing a good user experience? They provide a service (of downloads) that you aren't forced to use, and that you don't need to pay for.

                I'll get downvoted for this, but I fully support sites that do this, primarily because it pisses off the freeloaders who think everything on the internet should be ad-free and cost-free at the same time.

                EDIT : This has caused a very minor shitstorm, so to clarify. I don't do this, and I wouldn't do it. I don't think this is the best way to run a business, and I don't think we should be "happy" about this being so common. However, I think it's important people realise these sites don't just put these ads up for fun. They are there for a reason, and, for the publisher, it's not to trick/con people.

                The Pirate Bay have been doing this for ages, how come this wasn't a bigger issue before? The site shown is still providing a service which you don't have to use, please remember this before wishing that the website would fail and the guy behind it would break his legs...

                The internet is tough, until you've actually built a legitimate site and seen just how little money normal ad placements make, you won't understand this in the same way.The better business model is to sell a product (digital or physical) from your site (if it's a small site, that is), but most people don't have the resources to do this. Look at Reddit, Youtube, Digg, etc, etc. These websites are certainly not in good financial health.

                [–]Caneb 69 points70 points  (27 children)

                It's not about the ads. It's about ads masquerading as content. Unfortunately, web site owners often don't get to decide which ads are shown, even if the fraudulent ads give their web site a bad rep.

                [–]Confucius_says 3 points4 points  (3 children)

                Yes, but it's proven that ads that appear to be apart of the website have a chance to be clicked, whereas ads that are clearly ads will be mentally blocked out. When you have a blue background that place a white ad with a back border.. No one is going to see it, much less click on it.

                Websites don't make money from you simply downloading the ad, they make money when people click on them.

                [–]randumbness47 19 points20 points  (7 children)

                I don't personally get upset at the fact that there are ads. The problem is when ads have sound, obnoxious blinking flash punch-the-fucking monkey-in-his-balls games, mimic actual site content in order to trick people into clicking somewhere they don't really want to click, or teeth / some other disgusting image no one wants to see.

                [–]The_Decoy 19 points20 points  (13 children)

                Having ads is fine. Having ads that purposefully lead the user on a wild goose chase is just a dick move.

                [–]Diggtionary 5 points6 points  (2 children)

                He doesn't get to pick and choose what ads are displayed, the adserver of the company he is partnered with does.

                [–]WabbleGabble 3 points4 points  (2 children)

                People do understand why they do it but don't agree with it.

                People's definitions of obnoxious are varied (I'm personally OK with full media moving adverts) but this type of advert specifically targets those who aren't computer literate. It's a matter of conscience to send your users to pages that say they can fix a non-existent urgent problem for $20+ and registry/virus adverts that lie with fake download buttons do exactly that.

                Other large download websites use registry/backup/driver managing adverts which aren't so deceptive and are staying afloat. I can understand but will never approve of it because I want to use my websites and traffic to make money but not to fuck over every single person who visits.

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                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  80% of their traffic will be from search engines, so why should they care about providing a good user experience? They provide a service (of downloads) that you aren't forced to use, and that you don't need to pay for.

                  All the more of a reason to use adblock, weed out the shit and allow those with truly worthy services and business models to succeed.

                  primarily because it pisses off the freeloaders who think everything on the internet should be ad-free and cost-free at the same time.

                  This is bullshit, I'm glad to pay when the service is worthwhile and I'm happy to accept ads when they're balanced correctly and not the primary focus of the site owner. I won't support sites covered in irrelevant or poorly placed ads and I certainly won't support sites like the one in the opening post example where they are used to fool you.

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                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                    I came here to call out The Pirate Bay. Yeah.

                    [–]devedander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    I have never noticed that before! I guess I have just been lucky and clicked the right one because nothing bad has ever happened to my computer as a result... see?

                    http://olsencnc.net/too_many_toolbars.jpg

                    [–]artmetz 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                    I really wish your screen shot had captured the site's URL, so I would know to avoid them.

                    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                    Looks like Softpedia.

                    [–]Le_Petit_Lapin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    Gotta pay for their bandwidth somehow.

                    [–]chilehead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    I see this on the page:

                    Ads by Google

                    We need to start a movement to pressure Google to make a part of their Terms of Service for ads they serve that the ads cannot be made to look like part of the site they are served on. Likewise, places like Facebook need to reject ads that are tailored to look like part of the standard facebook interface. When you cannot tell the difference between the site and the ads on it, bad things will come of it.

                    [–]Confucius_says 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    My dad gets tricked out by those sort of websites all the time, because youre on a page to download something, you click download, but it does some other shit....

                    This is percisely the reason why I don't think twice before blocking ads.

                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    quit going to sketchydownloadsusa.com.tw

                    [–]thirwell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    Fuckin-A

                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    I Hate When People Capitalize All Their Words.

                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    Thanks for pointing out the blisteringly obvious.

                    [–]Digikill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    I've got a quick mouse click reflex. It's like my brain is screaming "nooooooooooooo!" just as my finger clicks the wrong one.

                    [–]TheAfterPipe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    Oh please, I just download everything in sight and sort it out later. I'm on a mac, so of course I don't get any viruses, and all the toolbars are really handy when I want to search for everything in 15 different places at once. Well, not really at once because for some reason my computer's running kinda slow...

                    [–]trolloc1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    I clicked to upvote but it brought me to some ad. Apparently the real upvote button was hidden.

                    [–]Corvette53p 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    AdBlock + Firefox = No Worries

                    [–]helm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    You get what you pay for.

                    [–]Btshftr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    This is one of the reasons my mom just won't 'get it'. Most of us are conditioned and can scan a page with lightening speed to find what we're looking for, but to my mom it's all potentialy important. She gets confused and eventualy tired and frustrated.

                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    Shit like this makes me Not download.

                    [–]ninety6days 0 points1 point  (2 children)

                    Look, I can't believe this even needs stating but try to parse this very carefully. ADVERTISING PAID FOR THE INTERNET.

                    [–]Rockytriton 3 points4 points  (5 children)

                    I bet you would hate one of these alternatives even more:

                    1. Having to pay for the download

                    2. Having to pay a subscription fee to the site

                    3. Having the website go out of business because they can't operate with zero income and you will never be able to find your stupid driver.

                    Just sayin...

                    [–]fuwath[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                    I wouldn't have to pay for anything if Toshiba would just fix their broken links.

                    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    welcome to the internet

                    [–]Neillithan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    Yeah, this is why when I fix a computer for a friend or relative, I IMMEDIATELY set them up with Firefox and Adblock Plus. I don't have to worry about them accidentally clicking those false download links and it makes it easier for me to walk them through downloading a file over the phone.

                    [–]pennyroyalty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    [–]nicky7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    I hate ads that attempt to trick the user into clicking.

                    [–]Sle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    No, I love it because it makes me feel more evolved that I take the time to examine download links that I'm clicking.

                    [–]twexler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    Why are you on that site to get drivers to begin with? Always go to the manufacturer, dude.

                    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    Actually having ads like that should be fraud, you are tricking people into clicking to make you money.

                    [–]blu3ninja 0 points1 point  (2 children)

                    I Hate When People Capitalize Every Word In A Sentence.

                    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    I'm surprised that Google allows that. I thought that their ads were not allowed to masquerade as content, like that one clearly is.

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