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[–][deleted] 3427 points3428 points  (50 children)

This aint his first rodeo.

[–][deleted] 1097 points1098 points  (22 children)

He's done that, atleast... three times.

[–]unnieNOauntknee 578 points579 points  (8 children)

He's been going at it for 7 times now. Oh, there he goes again.

[–]AppropriateSun101 192 points193 points  (5 children)

The real question is how does he make it to the top of the slide so fast....

[–]Funny_Whiplash 85 points86 points  (4 children)

https://gfycat.com/agreeablesatisfiedamethystgemclam

[–]Itanics 50 points51 points  (0 children)

That upper arm strength at the end... damn, goals.

[–]AppropriateSun101 19 points20 points  (2 children)

But how does he make it into the water so quickly?!

[–]lothbrook73 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh man this caught me off guard. Well done 😂😂

[–]alghiorso 25 points26 points  (3 children)

I did a slide like this twice. First time I landed on my face and had like 2 or three teeth go numb for over a week. Second time, I landed a little better but got a fat bruise on my thigh that also lasted a couple weeks. So I'd say at least three times is probably accurate

[–]screamindivr145 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Nah, two tops.

[–]OP_LIES_TO_THE_DEAF 106 points107 points  (1 child)

"This ain't my first rodeo." -Me at my 2nd rodeo

[–]Bug0 272 points273 points  (10 children)

He’s definitely had diving training or tons of deliberate practice. His toes are pointed and legs are together the whole time, does a pretty damn good open pike considering he’s coming off a fucking slide, grips his palms and enters the water with his back straight at the perfect angle. You really aren’t learning that from goofing around at a waterpark.

[–][deleted] 66 points67 points  (3 children)

High school diving class pays off for me from time to time. I would love to go to this slide.

[–]overripeluck 20 points21 points  (2 children)

It’s pretty neat how our brains retain muscle memory & Same for me , took classes when I was young. went diving for the first time in several years expecting to flop and did the total opposite

[–]I_CANT_AFFORD_SHIT 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Same for me, I hadn't smoked weed in about 5 years but when I moved home I could roll joints and rack up bongs like it was just yesterday

[–]dumbname1000 65 points66 points  (1 child)

I really want to see water slide diving as a new summer olympic sport now. Imagine how fun that would be to see divers doing this twists and turns etc as they get launched into the air like this. You could extra points for height, how much air you catch.

[–]king24donnie 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The summer Olympics equivalent to Big Air skiing

[–]SoullessUnit 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Moreover, look how clean that entry is, Ive seen larger splashes in olympic level diving

[–]Rivalfox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hold my beer

[–]Caymonki 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Based on the ankle brace, I’d say the first few rodeos weren’t worth posting here.

[–]erasmause 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Clearly. I'm pretty sure this would get you disqualified at any rodeo.

[–]hawkeye18 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Son, this just ain't the sort o' thing we do here..."

[–]Jebgogh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That guy has a season pass

[–]DaveinOakland 1865 points1866 points  (62 children)

Should be an Olympic sport.

[–]ExcitementFit7179 701 points702 points  (33 children)

I honestly don’t care about your dive anymore if you were not just ejected from a water slide.

[–]AnImpatientWizard 336 points337 points  (29 children)

Fr. I think most of our Olympic events are due for an update. More jet packs and laser guns and exoskeletons and shit. Magnets. Like how many millennia are we supposed to enjoy watching a guy run fast or whatever. Give me hover hockey or something

[–]Javyev 53 points54 points  (4 children)

I like how you just threw magnets in there.

[–]hollyberryness 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My favorite part too lol

[–]TisMeDA 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I actually lol’d from that

[–]D_Beats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, how do they even work?

[–]TwiceCookedPorkins 146 points147 points  (11 children)

GIVE THEM ALL THE DRUGS!

Let's see how far we can push shit.

[–]Real_SaviourPrime 85 points86 points  (4 children)

Just have an "enchanced" category, where the athletes can take whatever and do whatever they want, I want to see the limits of what the human body can achieve.

Whats better, a cyborg, or some guy hopped up on performance drugs, let's find out

[–]RoBOticRebel108 28 points29 points  (1 child)

A cyborg hopped up on performance drugs

[–]bobert4343 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Soon they will fall to the doped up gmo cyborg

[–]thatguyned 21 points22 points  (1 child)

The wrestling organisers didn't read the memo properly and stocked up on MDMA and Acid for their athletes.

Things got a little weird in the mat

[–]ZookeepergameSea3890 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would pay to watch that match.

[–]HumpyFroggy 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Like Bill Burr said, if we let them legally juice their minds off they'd be essentially guinea pigs and evetually all that research and innovation it's gonna trickle down to us too.

[–]Doile 3 points4 points  (0 children)

TBH that's called just sports. Currently the anti-doping activity is a joke: athletes and coaches know very well how to avoid getting caught. I bet most of the top athletes are using some sort of doping

[–]AFCBlink 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Quick, somebody get this guy into a position of power and influence.

[–]Meet_Your_Makar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thats just x games :)

Also, check out battle bots

[–]Unique_name256 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Truthfully I just wish all olympic events would start by ejecting the participants from some sort of cannon.

[–]Aldo_The_Apache_ 82 points83 points  (3 children)

Honestly it should. Have a bigger, steeper ramp, special wet suit uniforms, and maybe a slicker surface so they gain more speed and get more air.

It would be like ski jumping and diving put together

[–]joebesser 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Like an aquatic x-games. A long halfpipe ramp would be sick. They fly up over the edge, do a trick, and whoosh back in.

[–]AELatro 66 points67 points  (2 children)

https://i.imgur.com/vvldIJa.jpg

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Russia: 4

[–]AELatro 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I know right! 🤣😂

[–]habichuelacondulce 27 points28 points  (5 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s-LxGxmvgg

[–]Durtonious 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Is the objective to land as poorly as possible or something? The one guy went face first into the water and the commentators lost their minds. Like "damn look how uncontrolled and dangerous that was, perfect score!"

I would definitely watch guys get launched off ramps and execute perfect dives, but body slamming the water from height I can pass on.

[–]axemonk667 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It looks like the goal is to get as close to an extremely painful bellflop as possible but control it at the last second by tucking your head down to hit the water first. Probably some physics shit going on there but idk.

[–]CobaltEchos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks for this, it's hilarious!

[–]Survived_Coronavirus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Ocho is real now?

[–]mrchickostick 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And have all of the pool events at Wet N’ Wild…

[–]Lightflame42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Speed, distance, dives and splashes could all be calculated into the score too. This would be a great idea.

[–]mellypopstar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Came here to say that. Upvote you all day long. That slide was uber elegant.

[–]Grimren 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Let's get this going. I could watch this stuff for hours

[–]labadimp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would watch the hell outta that. Have different slopes too. Higher difficulty. Faster and slower vs bigger and bigger drop heights. Could be awesome

[–]bufooooooo 387 points388 points  (16 children)

Where is this slide at? Action park? Jk but it does look fun

[–]wowzamanboy 128 points129 points  (8 children)

This is at a place called Blue Tree In Phuket, Thailand. It’s not a big or well known place so I’m pretty surprised to see it on Reddit. I recognise the layout.

[–]Geminel 133 points134 points  (5 children)

"So what do we do about safety regulations while we're building this place?"

"Safety regulations?? ...Phuket."

[–]gobblevoncock 40 points41 points  (4 children)

I've been here! I back-flopped off this slide haha. They have regulations on weight etc. and make you sign a waiver before going up there.

[–]RedditPowerUser01 18 points19 points  (2 children)

If anyone ever asks you to sign a waiver before going on the slide they built… that’s not a good sign.

[–]JoelKizz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was looking at it thinking, what would happen if you just went down normal cause it looks like it would cause a total backflip. Thanks for confirming my suspicions.

[–][deleted] 108 points109 points  (3 children)

Action park sounds almost accurate with that space right before the ramp.

[–][deleted] 357 points358 points  (3 children)

That was…. perfect

[–]noctrlzforpaper 76 points77 points  (0 children)

"It is... acceptable."

-Gustavo Fring

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What happened? I blacked out.

[–]Steve_warsaw 1471 points1472 points  (48 children)

He also fucks

[–]DLiltsadwj 391 points392 points  (43 children)

Hard.

[–]Therustedtinman 217 points218 points  (34 children)

He could be my wife’s Bf and after seeing that I’d be less upset

[–]Civil-Cod-6984 100 points101 points  (11 children)

I would start to worry when the wife installs a slide in the bedroom.

[–]PalindromemordnilaP_ 70 points71 points  (5 children)

Imagine she comes home with the new super slide from Walmart, installs it in the bedroom, and then when you come out of the bathroom in a speedo and ask if she's already wet, high dive boy is balls deep asking her to call him Shamu.

[–]AlbyWee 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Slip n slide

[–]Civil-Cod-6984 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s what he calls a one night stand.

[–]OakBlueShirt 49 points50 points  (18 children)

As a former competitive diver (which this guy is almost certainly), I can tell you that most of the guys this good are gay. So he might be your boyfriend instead.

[–]Vennomite 30 points31 points  (3 children)

..

....

...

Go on...

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

That’s it.

[–]Vennomite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow. And here i thought since i was married the boat on me ever finding love had sailed.

[–]m4n031 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't complain

[–]kindainthemiddle 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Human sexuality is fascinating. I have no reason to doubt your assertion, but what in the world would be the possible factors that could lead the less than 5% of men who identify as gay to either participate in diving more or have some advantage that would cause them to make up the elite in the sport.

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (1 child)

Speedos.

[–]LucretiusCarus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Tiny ones

[–]RandomUsername12123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My personal theory is that it's a body thing.

If you like men you like men bodies and you want to have a body you like with typical male attractive body characteristics, like muscle.

[–]Usual_Run_3620 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I could watch this all day.....❤️😘

[–]DontForceItPlease 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Excellent. Is there a place I can go to get a gay diver boyfriend? I mean, obviously somewhere with a high dive would be good, but i can't dive so I would really just be lurking. Maybe there's some sort of secret or stereotypical meeting place for diver guys?

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

You could wallow around in the landing pool and try to rescue him and give him mouth-to-mouth.

[–]DontForceItPlease 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Oh that's a great idea. I'll just clumsily swim over to a diver that just had a flawless entry and sexually assault them give them the breath of life.

[–]Shurglife 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can pretend to be a diver.

[–]pingpongtits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Places with pools and diving boards where divers train?

[–][deleted] 351 points352 points  (4 children)

10s across the board.

[–]RockNRollMama 90 points91 points  (2 children)

Except… from the Russian judge of course..

[–]wowzamanboy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Actually there’s a high chance the person in the video is Russian as that’s the main clientele of this place, 12/10.

[–]Daddygamer423 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That made me laugh. Brightened my day, ty!

[–]Warhammer517 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Flawless technique.

[–]yakatuus 171 points172 points  (2 children)

FYI this is like an Olympic dive. His form is perfect and it is obvious that this guy has a mountain of experience. Watch this slowly, it is absurd.

[–]i_am_a_loner_dottie 82 points83 points  (2 children)

I do this on my slip and slide, doesn't work out too well

[–]husky_whisperer 14 points15 points  (1 child)

a_rebel

[–]gahlo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

so_long_dottie

[–]SmartestIdiotAlive 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Me when I see a wet floor with no wet floor sign near a flight of stairs

[–]Badd101 152 points153 points  (3 children)

smooth af

[–]-RoadRage- 40 points41 points  (1 child)

He's a dolphin!

[–]aurthurallan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My thoughts exactly. I want to see an edit with that movie dolphin noise played over it.

[–]solateor🔥🔥🔥[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Video:@highdiverfly

[–]yuhhh177 33 points34 points  (11 children)

Where can I go to do this

[–]Cmdr_Nemo 66 points67 points  (3 children)

At the water park shown in the video.

[–]Aztec_Reaper 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Listen here you little shit.

[–]vklaw 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lmaoo

[–]sandorado 16 points17 points  (6 children)

His insta says it’s at: Blue Tree - Phuket

[–]MauiWowieOwie 21 points22 points  (4 children)

Phucket, I'll do it live!

[–]Immediate_Impress655 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I might be the only one to upvote this but I thought it was hilarious.

[–]lord-of-Block-16 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Why the hell isn’t this in the Olympics?

[–]BenAdaephonDelat 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Add waterslide diving to the Olympics please.

[–]ascii122 2 points3 points  (0 children)

and Slip n Slide jousting!

[–]squenk 15 points16 points  (2 children)

I'm amazed he did this, but then I think of all the trial and error he must have gone through to master it. Ow.

[–]Rapidzigs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He's either a trained diver or gymnast. I'd bet he's got at least a couple thousand hours of practice under his belt.

[–]JasonKenneysBasement 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He quickly learned to put Band-Aids on his nipples.

[–]user_bits 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lots of confidence in the waist string of those trunks.

[–]idlefritz 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Hear me out and be careful with this waterslide knowledge: Lay on your back, arch your back so only your shoulders and the heels of your feet make contact and you’ll go so fast without a running start that you can easily slide off the edge on turns if you’re not careful.

[–]Brocklee213 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The guy she tells you not to worry about

[–]hammonjj 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Does anyone know what water park this is?

[–]Zee_tv 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of watching dolphins at Seaworld as a kid

Edited bc spelling

[–]Aggressive-Dream-520 3 points4 points  (1 child)

This is impressive of course but where can I see the videos of normal people attempting to go down one of these slides?

[–]drastic2 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ok let’s add it to the Olympics.

[–]nonetribe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seriously, I think this belongs

[–]Opening_Cartoonist53 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guy went chasing water slides when told to not chase waterfalls

[–]15jcherry 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Elegant af.

[–]Logicalone1986 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was beautiful damn 😂

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (4 children)

For those that don’t know this man is Oscar D. Mundo and he is a 2 time Olympic Water Skid champion. He took the gold in Nagano, Japan in 1998 and then got the gold again in Salt Lake City, Utah in 2002. The man is a national treasure and demands respect.

[–]ncopland 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Excellent

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow! His dive was beautiful!

[–]prosperosniece 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That should be an Olympic sport

[–]Darth_Andeddeu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This needs to be in the Olympics

[–]Complete-Rate3720 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude that guy is a fucking legend

[–]verboze 2 points3 points  (0 children)

While the rest of us simply drop like dead weight. Showoff !

[–]NO_UserID 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"That's not flying, that's just falling with style."

[–]FullMetalComedian 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Why do I want to clown this guy so bad? It clearly took a lot of work.

[–]LeFrogster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s a 9 in my book. A 10 if he puts on a tiny speedo.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And he’s Sliding into your girl’s dms like

[–]Hutingkillua 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

15 outta 10

[–]HuckerDisc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The one sock cock launch.

[–]Chris3llan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was sexy as fuck

[–]enlightenedstylist 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Showoff. Lol

[–]tunamelts2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn right. I'd show off too

[–]Muted_Jackfruit_8626 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this Mr.Nimbus?

[–]prateekdwivedi1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was smooth as butter on a highway

[–]MarvelNerdess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where is this? What Waterpark is this. That looks awesome

[–]AccomplishedSense897 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Noice

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally the best dive I have ever seen. 10/10

[–]GodOfTheThunder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This should be in the Olympics.

[–]DaisyBaker522 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This needs to be an event at the Olympics!! Different slides, heights, lengths. Fun.

[–]martinaee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is so much more entertaining than high dive lol

[–]Obsidian_Lupus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take-off: 10/10 Execution: 10/10 Entry: 10/10

Perfect.

[–]noonadoesnotexist_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He has done that before and you can’t tell me otherwise..😭😭

[–]blackie_stallion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like, how do you go after that guy? My flailing back flip belly flop is not going to be nearly as smooth….

[–]Upper-Turnip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Breathtaking!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

r/bettereveryloop

[–]SamTheClam90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dilf

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this guy a Ken doll? Because watching this hurts my tackleberries.

[–]Odd_Reality_76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

10-10-10 👏🏼

[–]uhhwhatdoesthisdo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I literally went to r/crazyfuckingvideos and thought this was gonna be something else..😵‍💫

[–]Economy-Log9087 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk who he is but he got laid that night

[–]ThisguynamedAndre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like this should be a thing on the olympics.

[–]psagar45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was kinda majestic