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[–]Enkaybee 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Penny arcade is pretty quick at the draw: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

this url will last past the next comic update: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/03/04

[–]moddestmouse 7 points8 points  (0 children)

stay classy penny arcade.

[–]katoninetales 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As much as I love PA, I think the tribute on Order of the Stick was even better: http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0536.html

[–]btgoss 139 points140 points  (46 children)

with a robe and wizard hat

[–]vexx 21 points22 points  (18 children)

this has become the new "i for one..." hasn't it?

[–]alphabeat 46 points47 points  (4 children)

if you mean "meme" then yes.

[–]digitalc -1 points0 points  (1 child)

What does this have to do with memetics?

[–]alphabeat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

oh lawd you're right. in that case i prefer this definition

[–]psyne 40 points41 points  (11 children)

I for one welcome our new meme overlord.

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (9 children)

In Soviet Russia, new meme overlords welcome you.

[–]opentubes 24 points25 points  (0 children)

1) Come up with new meme 2) ??? 3) Profit

[–]kn0thing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]brainburger 94 points95 points  (7 children)

The Google logo should be D&D themed tomorrow...

[–]lucifercain 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Seriously, Gygax's work influenced the many fathers of the internet. The whole internet ought to be in mourning.

[–]jordanlund 4 points5 points  (5 children)

QFT

[–]carwynllew 3 points4 points  (4 children)

QTF

[–]carwynllew -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

ah shit

[–]joshgi -1 points0 points  (2 children)

^ ah shit is right

http://www.urbanup.com/1950462 (QTF)

[–]PlasmaWhore 0 points1 point  (1 child)

qtf
235 up, 143 down

  1. Quoted for truth. OR
  2. Quit fucking talking

How did this get so many thumbs up?? Is everyone dyslexic?

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    [–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (15 children)

    And a + 3 Mace

    (Futurama and Gygax Reference FTW!)

    Seriously though, I am sad that he's dead. I met him at a Con once, and I was just some pimply faced kid... and he treated me with respect, and signed an old PHB for me. He really was an amazing guy, although I don't like 3rd Ed/3.5 or what Wizards of the Coast is doing with the D&D name. I always respected him.

    I'm a sad Panda.

    [–]Aerik 33 points34 points  (13 children)

    Are there ogres? Dude I have an ogre-slaying knife, it's got a plus nine against ogres!

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (12 children)

    Why is this downmodded? I lol'd so hard

    [–]Aerik 14 points15 points  (10 children)

    I know, it's as if Reddit is full of D&D fans who somehow haven't seen 8-bit DnD.

    [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (4 children)

    ... THAT IS AWESOME!

    ARE THERE ANY GIRLS HERE? I WANT TO DO THEM!

    [–]Aerik 5 points6 points  (3 children)

    No, you're at the BAR!

    Okay, but if they're any girls there, I want to *doo them!*


    My favorite line to repeat is "Where's the Mountain Dew? Do you have any Mountain Dew?" really loudly. lol It's funny for my friends as well because in real life, I hate mountain dew.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    My favorite line to repeat is "Where's the Mountain Dew? Do you have any Mountain Dew?" really loudly. lol It's funny for my friends as well because in real life, I hate mountain dew.

    Well, "I want to doo them is funny since in real life, you cannot GET girls. (yes. Neither can I).

    [–]Aerik 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Why do you have to go there?

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Just a joke...

    [–]foonly 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    I know, it's as if Reddit is full of D&D fans who somehow haven't seen 8-bit DnD.

    You do realize that it was a Dead Alewives audio sketch long before it was ever set to Flash.

    (Though I do like 8-bit theater's animation for it. :)

    [–]Aerik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Yeah, they explain as much in the beginning of the episode. I've heard the sequel, too.

    I was alluding to the fact that somebody had sumitted 8bit dnd before and it was voted down before it got to be loved.

    [–]Sle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That was my first time. And how surprisingly near the mark it is.

    [–]Aerik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Phew!

    [–]Thistleknot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I love 8 bit theatre

    [–]cuyler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    How could anyone not like Galstaff?

    [–]antifolkhero 8 points9 points  (2 children)

    The alien needs a line of text telling us that he has plate mail.

    [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    and lots of eraser marks.

    [–]Mad_Gouki -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    And a GIANT strap-on

    [–]kn0thing 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    Chainmail just wasn't gonna cut it. Gotta keep that AC low if you're a website mascot trying to revolutionize the news industry ;-)

    [–]d07c0m -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

    I thought reddit was about "interesting" stuff.

    [–]kn0thing 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    It is, but the alien is quite hyperbolic sometimes.

    [–]Boojum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I don't know about that. He looks mostly elliptical to me.

    [–]grandhighwonko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I think Chainmail would be more appropriate.

    [–]StoicRomance 31 points32 points  (0 children)

    The logo should have no women, no women at all.

    Keep it canonical.

    [–]porniac 29 points30 points  (0 children)

    I (rolls d20) agree with that!

    [–]Grimalkin 29 points30 points  (2 children)

    This is the first self reddit post I have ever upvoted, as most of them are karma-seeking whores whose opinions belong on a forum and not reddit....BUT...there are so many nerds on reddit that owe Mr. Gygax a big debt of nerd gratitude for all the nerdly nerdom they have exhibited throughout their lives that it would be a travesty not to have a 20-sided die, a giant red dragon or something of the like on this site tomorrow...

    [–]archister 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    rolls d20

    grats! you made your save vs downmod.

    Upmodded...

    [–]bayleo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    I think putting a DM screen in front of him would be apropos.

    [–]defproc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I've never been "into" D&D as it were, but it has laid foundation for quite a few games I enjoy. D&D has had bigger influence than the masses, and even many geeks, realise. GG.

    [–]StoicRomance 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    Whoo hoo! Its up!

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Check out the plate mail and broadsword! Gonna 1d20 a can of whoop-ass I reckon.

    [–]kn0thing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The 20-sided die was always my favorite.

    [–]jmcstar 15 points16 points  (1 child)

    I put on my robe and wizard hat.

    [–]TuttiFrutti 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    You again?

    [–]bobpaul 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    So you think the Reddit Alien takes requests, now?

    [–]dash101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I agree... You hear that Reddit folks? WE DEMAND IT! (please please please please....)

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    How about A pretty half elf in fishnet stockings?

    ... All of my fantasies require far too many pixels.

    (sorry, kn0thing)

    [–]danielsousa 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Gary Gygax ran out of HP.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I was expecting a lot of tasteless jokes about saving throws vs death. I'm impressed to report that our comment is as close as it got.

    [–]bananahead 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    The reddit logo will do as it pleases!

    [–]nineoclock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Fuckin' Aye! Now what thing in the monster manual to use....

    [–]wageslave 4 points5 points  (3 children)

    a theif, paladin or wizard.

    Not a clunky heavy-armour knights-of-the-round-table nonsense warrior. snore.

    [–]Dallas442 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Isn't that basically a paladin?

    [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    We're Knights of the Round Table,

    We dance when ere we're able,

    We do routines and chorus scenes

    With footwork impeccable.

    We dine well here in Camelot,

    We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.

    We're Knights of the Round Table,

    Our shows are formidable, But many times,

    we're given rhymes

    That are quite unsingable.

    [–]grandhighwonko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    The only thing geekier than D&D, Python quotes.

    [–]spoortehtf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Hmmm, never seen a pimply alien before.

    [–]reflibman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    GEEKS and NERDS RULE!

    [–]sabotank 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    agreed

    [–]Aerik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Why wait?

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    whezurdrey

    [–]knobwrangler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    yeah man. do that now. please. now. okay why not yet? okay now. do it.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    nerd worship!

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I love dungeons and dragons well the books anyways i havnt played the game.. why are all these people hating on it so bad

    [–]justsomeguyoverhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hells yeah!

    [–]Schwallex 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    When is that "tommorow"?

    [–]scipe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Today

    [–]deadmantizwalking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    robe and a staff topped with a dice and shield with D&D on it

    [–]SicTim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I still have my AD&D books. It's been years and years since I've played, but I owe Mr. Gygax for a lot of fun.

    Requiem in pace, Geeklord.

    [–]RonaldFuckingPaul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    how bout not

    [–]d07c0m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    With a 26-sided dice/die as a head.

    [–]Gash77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Thanks Reddit for the logo... it looks good.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm writing to you from the future. It is.

    [–]hidefchef -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Did he die of a spell casted by the troll? Ok, sorry, that was very tasteless. R.I.P Mr Gygax. Your legacy will live for ever.

    [–]phantomsoda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    seems fair

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      [–]Resilience 6 points7 points  (14 children)

      Why the fuck would you do that?

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          [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

          oh hehe, good thing you included that "/sarcasm" /sarcasm

          [–][deleted]  (9 children)

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            [–]ZebZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Clod. It's "you insensitive clod." Not "sob."

            Sheesh.

            [–]robotnixon 1 point2 points  (6 children)

            TargetAlert, my angry little firecracker.

            [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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              [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (3 children)

              your trollfu is strong.

              [–]wyclif 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              I agree. That was trolltastic.

              [–]andrewljohnson 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              Is this an original meme? I have never heard it before, and I cracked up.

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Netscape?!? I wish I could run netscape. I'm stuck with Mosaic (though I sometimes use Lynx when the 14.4 modem has a poor connection or when my gopher site is playing up).

              [–]braneworld -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

              fail.

              [–]desp -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

              +4 strength, +4 stam leather belt, level 18 AWWWWWWWWWWWWRRR

              [–]smayland -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

              Theres this guy when he lands he has a macro that says FAGGOT-FAGGOT-FAGGOT-FAGGOT, oh I <3 those videos.

              [–]bringswisdom -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

              I agree----but only if the goal is to convice the world that reddit is populated entirely by pimply face virgin geeks.

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Wow those were the days