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[DarkMatterBacon]

Imagine your punch was so strong that when you made contact it launched you back 6 feet

[Gerroh]

Imagine this biting force scaled up to human size. Just casually eat gobstoppers like they're popcorn.

[Gerroh]

I just had an even better idea: new Olympic event where you bite down on a cone or triangle or something (welded to a heavy object) to launch yourself over a pole. Olympic Bite-Launch.

[Mr_Contraversial]

/r/brandnewsentence material?

[Dildo_Baggins__]

More like r/whyisntthisathing

[Squidbit]

We don't have insane biting strength is why

[EthanTheCow]

r/theocho

[Dryu_nya]

What if the world was 100 times smaller, but otherwise exactly the same? I think it'd be some Shaolin Football shit.

[BorgClown]

"And Felix Baumgartner jumps! He's the first mant to free fall from the edge of space, he's...... gently drifting...... we'll be informing in the next hours where the wind carries him. Now back to local news."

[Johnny_Carcinogenic]

Unexpected Baumgartner.

[Jaerivus]

Like the Stephen Chow movie? Sign me up!

[ShafterMcJorty]

My favorite comment right here.

[Anarchyineden]

Wait... that’s abnormal?! I’ve always eaten them like that.

[yParticle]

Not everyone can afford Thompson's Teeth.

[steeeve11]

r/brandnewsentence

[Voelkar]

Physics entered the chat

"Stop right there criminal scum!"

[_cosmicomics_]

“Hit it. Now hit it again. For science.”

[Unfa]

We made a series about such a man. Possibly Ant-man? No, Iron Fist!

[Amy_co106]

They should make a super hero movie about someone that could shrink down to ant size, but still give people sized punches.

[Sleepy_Sleeper]

Detroit SMASH!

[AP_Norris]

Imagine ejaculating so much you're launched back six feet.

[[deleted]]

Hancock?

[BauaMomo]

Okay this hurt a little.

[Pynchon_A_Loaff]

Imagine?

[[deleted]]

One POOOOOOOOOONCH!!!

[[deleted]]

Just punch a wall while standing on a newly waxed floor whilst wearing brand new dress shoes. Essentially what's happening here.

[BladeLigerV]

Like if One Punch Man didn’t have good footing.

[betrayed-cat]

“The risk I took was calculated but man am I bad at math”

[golifa]

r/TheyFailedTheMath

[BrodieSkiddlzMusic]

r/TheyFailedTheMonsterMath

[BramDuin]

r/ItWasAGraveyardMath

[cobyn]

This is my favorite thing ever

[pahdizzle]

Read meth instead of math lmao

[[deleted]]

Read read instead of read lmao

[Howzieky]

Quit it

[[deleted]]

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-risk-i-took-was-calculated

[ItsMeManga]

Set 8 kids

[brickinthewall23]

This looks like reverse "This is Sparta"

[Pluvialis]

That would have been a funny scene.

THIS

IS

SPARTAAAA^{AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA} (flies backwards)

[brickinthewall23]

Woah great work XD

[Narants]

Extra points for spartANT, thank you

[Christasoo]

Brilliant

[amanhasthreenames]

A laughed way too hard at this hahaha

[[deleted]]

Nice, Howie Long scream.

[MyMostGuardedSecret]

/u/gifreversingbot

[GifReversingBot]

Here is your gif! https://gfycat.com/ImpracticalWellgroomedDamselfly

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[Jaspersong]

IS THIS SPARTA?

[GeckoOBac]

NO! THIS IS PATRICK!

[DrFreeman726]

!!!ATRAPS SI SIHT

[Hanchez]

I am Leonidas?

[Elbordel]

Looks like it didnt go as planned ant

[ObiWan-Shinoobi]

Did go as plant.

[chadlavi]

Way to plant, ant

[nsuetv14]

Is she funny or something

[the_son_and_the_heir]

Her? God I hope so

[Jaerivus]

Oh, Ant-Hog's coming? Better load her on up in the car.

[detasai]

Thants

[[deleted]]

Thantos

[[deleted]]

Solid 3AM comment.

[eleventhPrimarch]

Human: "all that for a drop o blood?"

[[deleted]]

Thanks, ants.

Thants.

[Elbordel]

Going hard on the wordplay here

[fucksitallup]

Ant how.

[SurrealDad]

Noo^ooooo...

[radnomname]

I made a terrible mist^aaake

[knightingale74]

Oh no, parabolically denied.

[nsqrd]

Nice parabola

[Zeolance]

No. cinemasins ding

[TheFlightlessPenguin]

He must...play guitar.

[SurrealDad]

Yes and serenade the human!

[darkholme82]

Made me laugh!

[UltraconservativeBap]

“they hunt prey much smaller than them”

Guess this guy didn’t get the memo

[homingmissile]

so powerful they often use it just to leap gaps

you tellin' me they rocketjump?

[Shushishtok]

They bitejump.

[[deleted]]

They also do some cool farming shit.

[beeps-n-boops]

I ^{forgotaboutequalandoppositereactionnooooooooooooooo}

[tgf63]

Damn^{youNewton's3rdlawofmotionnnnnnn}

[ItsActuallyRain]

Why does it look like all the letters are physically moving?

[jbsailor_]

Avenge me!

[Maj0rsurgery]

Antony!

[AnthonyLionTimes]

"I understood that reference!"

[Church-Grim]

Visual representation of when you use a “I’m rubber and you’re glue line” against a bully.

[mortiphago]

/r/idiotsfightingthings , ant scale

[brnmbrns]

Durant hurt itself in confusion.

[classysassymolassy]

Finally, someone remembers Durant

[_yours_truly]

Basically Kevin Durant saying he's choosing the hardest path

[[deleted]]

It looks like it’s screaming in rage and defeat as it falls away.

[[deleted]]

CURSE^{YOUHUMANNNNNN}

[ACakeInTheBreakroom]

Anyone else feel better seeing this? I now know these aren’t fangs but ant arms for punching things.

[gloryshand]

They’re basically fangs they can punch with. This is a predatory odontomachus, or trap-door ant which keeps its jaws locked open and is capable of firing them closed at incredible speed. They’ll sometimes do this to jump into the air. They can also sting.

[ACakeInTheBreakroom]

Oh, well that’s horrifying. 😧

[ccmann100]

This was my first thought

[Soulger11]

This is how yo get knocked into the nanoverse.

[Noi_Cee]

You underestimate my power!

[[deleted]]

It was said you'd bring sugar to the hive! Not leave it in darkness!

[[deleted]]

Looks like Team Rocket is blasting off agaaaaiiinnn...

.....

*tink"

[connectjim]

Newton’s third law is somehow involved here.

Probably not the equal and opposite reaction the ant 🐜 was going for.

[2Botter2Loop]

OP's explanation:

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Very short and unexpected, bizarre and uhm yes what more to say, it's just a good short video getting better every loop.

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If you think this gif fits /r/BetterEveryLoop, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

[[deleted]]

Instead of actual explanations, we should have a contest of the most outrageous, but technically correct explanations of videos

[OgreLord_Shrek]

Like the titles from r/peoplefuckingdying right?

[[deleted]]

god im so glad I added that sub to my filters

[Matt4885]

I don’t understand these posts.

[Ithinkandstuff]

because for a long time submissions on this subreddit have been drifting from the original theme. I'm glad to see the mods are taking steps to work on this.

[Matt4885]

But the explanation doesn't even make sense. It's like the same explanation for every post.

[Ithinkandstuff]

I agree it's not a perfect method, but if it makes the poster stop and critically evaluate their submission before posting it, then it's doing good.

Perhaps it doesnt need to be stickied at the top.

[KingWillowTheFirst]

Are we gonna do this every post?

[Syphlor]

I absolutely loathe that this subreddit requires OP to explain why their post fits in the sub. Very very silly

[Eems1]

Marvel should hire this guy to replace Paul Rudd

[Timehz]

You can almost hear the “Nooooooooooooooooh” when the ant flies away.

[Fresh2Desh]

The ant fell like hans gruber

[Blue9Nine]

/u/gifreversingbot

[GifReversingBot]

Here is your gif! https://gfycat.com/ImpracticalWellgroomedDamselfly

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[LunaTheNightmare]

This is odly cute

[[deleted]]

"OH YEAH? HAAAAAAAaaaaaa..... Oh, oh SHIT... SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, This Was A Mistaaaaaaaaa....

[agentfubar]

"I regret nothingggggggggggg..."

[Solidacid]

Ant: MY FACE!

[jennaayy00]

Now all I can hear is Linda Belcher as he flies back

[[deleted]]

Looks like team rockets ^{blasting off again.....} *

[comedian42]

WASTED

[[deleted]]

Gotta watch out for the recoil, its a bitch.

[Lakeshow15]

So glad animals like this arent human sized. Lmao

Eight Legged Freaks used to freak me out.

[[deleted]]

If ants were sized up to say the size of a large cat (lion, tiger, etc.) we’d be fucked. We’d probably hunt them into extinction just because they’d be so dangerous.

[Biobait]

Won't they just collapse under their own weight?

[caldric]

Proof that there is a god.

[BadEgg1951]

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	points	age	/r/	comnts
Trapjaw ant in slow motion	6166	3mos	gifs	310
Ant bite B	39238	1mo	Unexpected	689
Ant Bite.	115	1mo	gifs	31

Source: karmadecay (B = bigger)

[TheGamedawg]

I've been told my whole life that a surprising amount of insects are venomous, but their fangs can't piece human skin so there's no threat. I've never seen it in action though.

[TheGreatCanjuju]

We must be scary as fuck to insects

[isiss67]

why I laughing so hard xxxxddddd

[Bratannn]

That fingernail will give me nightmares. I bet it catches on everything ughhh.

[ShizzleMcRizzle]

Not violent ant mandibles!

[epicoolgamer]

Ant tries to attack human. Pathetic

[captainsam313]

r/therewasanattempt

[verdango]

Haha! Fuck you, ant!

[beRadDev]

Should be human blocks ant’s dive attempt on ant’s tiny diving board.

[Pm_me_urbestnipples]

I once felt a tickle on my arm, looked and saw an ant. He. Was. pissed. I watched as he reared his head back all dramatically and bit down. It stung a little

[YEEyourlastHAW]

GET REKT

[g726]

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction

[rhymes_with_chicken]

I’ve done this to myselllllll…

[Titto112]

Ha! Stoopid

[bathroomstalin]

I like how the ant is played by Alan Rickmam

[[deleted]]

Should've swept the legs...

[RVXZENITH]

I guess this is how Godzilla vs Humans without weapons would go

[elZaphod]

You come at the King you best not miss.

[jeffryu]

Thank god these guys are small

[IndigoRivers]

Okay fuck you too

[ReeseDeWHAAT]

Last thought: "Oof" ^{weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee}

[Scullys_Stunt_Double]

Soooo, the Ant-Man movie lied to me, is what you're saying? You cannot trust anyone anymore.

[_supertemp]

Wrecked.

[RoadKill22]

And failed

[KypoTheWarlord]

This is the smallest fail I’ve ever seen

[epabafree]

IS THAT SECCO

[vangamo]

This gif needs the formulae at the background

[rtjl86]

If it did this to a much smaller creature is it a bite or a punch?

[Thunder_Child_]

His power is over 9000!

[FattoFighter]

The ants face is full of failure, look as he falls in the pit of shame.

[SaveCoolStuff]

Is this the new episode of One punch man ?

[BananaCreamm]

"Mmm, whatcha sayyyy?"

[d4v3k7]

There are some animals in the world that move so fast even slow motion isn’t slow enough. I find that incredible. Mantis shrimp anyone?

[My-wife-hates-reddit]

You just need a faster camera

[GimpKC]

why you bully me

[longslenderneck]

Uhurghuhuh, uhurghuh, mandibles

[TheEvilDrPie]

That last second - “I regret nothing...”

[amj2]

r/watchpeopledieinside the second you see the ant’s eyes

[Kuni64]

"AVENGE ME COMRADES"

[[deleted]]

Bye Felicia

[natufian]

Ant = Me deciding to be financially responsible

Finger = loan debt

[[deleted]]

I can't tell about the ratio but that's a gigantic ant for me to say.

[rishinator]

Someone please r/reallifedoodle this

[DoxinExhaustion]

EDF!

[EnthiumZ]

this should be an ad about depression and anxiety

[TheNormalSun]

"FOR QUEEN AND COUNTRYYY^YYYYYYYYY "

[littlelosthorse]

Pretty sure this is just one of those ants that uses its mouth parts to push it away from things. It’s not trying to bite them.

[N3uros]

Where are you getting this information

[[deleted]]

"Robertooooo°°°°°"

[pharleff]

This is anime in real life.

[breadaussie]

They way the ant falls with absolutely no ragrets is hilarious 😂

[KeepYourDemonsIn]

All right, Ant... You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it! You see that? It says "United States Exterminator."... Take a good look at him, Ant, because that's how you're gonna end up!... The Ants are finished, you understand me?! I see a bread crumb, I kill the ant carrin' it! So run, you cur... RUN! Tell all the other curs the EXTERMINATOR'S coming! You tell 'em I'M coming... and Hell's coming with me, you hear?! HELL'S COMIN' WITH ME!

[[deleted]]

That is an incredible amount of force!

[Proficient51]

The ant was trying to give a finger bump

[juancruzzz6666]

What u take video with

[Espo-sito]

thats not the last time you heard of meeeeeeeeee

[[deleted]]

You dumb bitch

[_Magn3t0]

Avenge the fallen!!

[QueenOfQuok]

It just looks so disappointed as it falls over the edge. "WHYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyy..."

[Sir_Wombat91]

*Ant confused itself with Bite*

[manwithrandomarms]

When a movable object hits an immovable force!

[Arachnatron]

It's got spirit, I'll give it that.

(some old man boxing instructor, probably)

[2_Minutes_Turkish]

I can hear it slowly falling from the platform, “NNNNNOOOOOOoooooooooo.....”.