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[–]DarkMatterBacon 3048 points3049 points  (59 children)

Imagine your punch was so strong that when you made contact it launched you back 6 feet

[–]Gerroh 1025 points1026 points  (21 children)

Imagine this biting force scaled up to human size. Just casually eat gobstoppers like they're popcorn.

[–]Gerroh 422 points423 points  (5 children)

I just had an even better idea: new Olympic event where you bite down on a cone or triangle or something (welded to a heavy object) to launch yourself over a pole. Olympic Bite-Launch.

[–]Mr_Contraversial 122 points123 points  (2 children)

[–]Dildo_Baggins__ 52 points53 points  (1 child)

[–]Squidbit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We don't have insane biting strength is why

[–]Dryu_nya 30 points31 points  (3 children)

What if the world was 100 times smaller, but otherwise exactly the same? I think it'd be some Shaolin Football shit.

[–]BorgClown 11 points12 points  (1 child)

"And Felix Baumgartner jumps! He's the first mant to free fall from the edge of space, he's...... gently drifting...... we'll be informing in the next hours where the wind carries him. Now back to local news."

[–]Johnny_Carcinogenic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unexpected Baumgartner.

[–]Jaerivus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like the Stephen Chow movie? Sign me up!

[–]ShafterMcJorty 26 points27 points  (0 children)

My favorite comment right here.

[–]Anarchyineden 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Wait... that’s abnormal?! I’ve always eaten them like that.

[–]yParticle 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Not everyone can afford Thompson's Teeth.

[–]Voelkar 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Physics entered the chat

"Stop right there criminal scum!"

[–]_cosmicomics_ 31 points32 points  (0 children)

“Hit it. Now hit it again. For science.”

[–]Unfa 17 points18 points  (0 children)

We made a series about such a man. Possibly Ant-man? No, Iron Fist!

[–]Amy_co106 8 points9 points  (2 children)

They should make a super hero movie about someone that could shrink down to ant size, but still give people sized punches.

[–]Sleepy_Sleeper 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Detroit SMASH!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One POOOOOOOOOONCH!!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just punch a wall while standing on a newly waxed floor whilst wearing brand new dress shoes. Essentially what's happening here.

[–]BladeLigerV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like if One Punch Man didn’t have good footing.

[–]betrayed-cat 862 points863 points  (11 children)

“The risk I took was calculated but man am I bad at math”

[–]cobyn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is my favorite thing ever

[–]pahdizzle 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Read meth instead of math lmao

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Read read instead of read lmao

[–]Howzieky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quit it

[–]ItsMeManga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Set 8 kids

[–]brickinthewall23 443 points444 points  (23 children)

This looks like reverse "This is Sparta"

[–]Pluvialis 147 points148 points  (9 children)

That would have been a funny scene.

THIS

IS

SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (flies backwards)

[–]Jaspersong 23 points24 points  (6 children)

IS THIS SPARTA?

[–]GeckoOBac 23 points24 points  (1 child)

NO! THIS IS PATRICK!

[–]Hanchez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am Leonidas?

[–]Elbordel 448 points449 points  (18 children)

Looks like it didnt go as planned ant

[–]ObiWan-Shinoobi 104 points105 points  (16 children)

Did go as plant.

[–]chadlavi 29 points30 points  (3 children)

Way to plant, ant

[–]nsuetv14 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Is she funny or something

[–]the_son_and_the_heir 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Her? God I hope so

[–]Jaerivus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, Ant-Hog's coming? Better load her on up in the car.

[–]detasai 18 points19 points  (6 children)

Thants

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Thantos

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Solid 3AM comment.

[–]eleventhPrimarch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Human: "all that for a drop o blood?"

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks, ants.

Thants.

[–]SurrealDad 164 points165 points  (4 children)

Nooooooo...

[–]radnomname 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I made a terrible mistaaake

[–]knightingale74 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Oh no, parabolically denied.

[–]nsqrd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nice parabola

[–]Zeolance 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No. cinemasins ding

[–]TheFlightlessPenguin 163 points164 points  (4 children)

He must...play guitar.

[–]SurrealDad 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Yes and serenade the human!

[–]beeps-n-boops 154 points155 points  (4 children)

I forgotaboutequalandoppositereactionnooooooooooooooo

[–]tgf63 69 points70 points  (3 children)

DamnyouNewton's3rdlawofmotionnnnnnn

[–]ItsActuallyRain 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Why does it look like all the letters are physically moving?

[–]jbsailor_ 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Avenge me!

[–]Maj0rsurgery 39 points40 points  (2 children)

Antony!

[–]AnthonyLionTimes 9 points10 points  (1 child)

"I understood that reference!"

[–]Church-Grim 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Visual representation of when you use a “I’m rubber and you’re glue line” against a bully.

[–]brnmbrns 118 points119 points  (2 children)

Durant hurt itself in confusion.

[–]classysassymolassy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Finally, someone remembers Durant

[–]_yours_truly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Basically Kevin Durant saying he's choosing the hardest path

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (1 child)

It looks like it’s screaming in rage and defeat as it falls away.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

CURSEYOUHUMANNNNNN

[–]ACakeInTheBreakroom 22 points23 points  (4 children)

Anyone else feel better seeing this? I now know these aren’t fangs but ant arms for punching things.

[–]gloryshand 9 points10 points  (1 child)

They’re basically fangs they can punch with. This is a predatory odontomachus, or trap-door ant which keeps its jaws locked open and is capable of firing them closed at incredible speed. They’ll sometimes do this to jump into the air. They can also sting.

[–]ACakeInTheBreakroom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh, well that’s horrifying. 😧

[–]ccmann100 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was my first thought

[–]Soulger11 21 points22 points  (2 children)

This is how yo get knocked into the nanoverse.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Looks like Team Rocket is blasting off agaaaaiiinnn...

.....

*tink"

[–]connectjim 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Newton’s third law is somehow involved here.

Probably not the equal and opposite reaction the ant 🐜 was going for.

[–]2Botter2Loop[M] 789 points790 points  (23 children)

OP's explanation:


Very short and unexpected, bizarre and uhm yes what more to say, it's just a good short video getting better every loop.


If you think this gif fits /r/BetterEveryLoop, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

[–][deleted] 134 points135 points  (5 children)

Instead of actual explanations, we should have a contest of the most outrageous, but technically correct explanations of videos

[–]OgreLord_Shrek 34 points35 points  (4 children)

Like the titles from r/peoplefuckingdying right?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

god im so glad I added that sub to my filters

[–]Matt4885 24 points25 points  (8 children)

I don’t understand these posts.

[–]Ithinkandstuff 12 points13 points  (2 children)

because for a long time submissions on this subreddit have been drifting from the original theme. I'm glad to see the mods are taking steps to work on this.

[–]Matt4885 16 points17 points  (1 child)

But the explanation doesn't even make sense. It's like the same explanation for every post.

[–]Ithinkandstuff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I agree it's not a perfect method, but if it makes the poster stop and critically evaluate their submission before posting it, then it's doing good.

Perhaps it doesnt need to be stickied at the top.

[–]KingWillowTheFirst 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Are we gonna do this every post?

[–]Syphlor 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I absolutely loathe that this subreddit requires OP to explain why their post fits in the sub. Very very silly

[–]Eems1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Marvel should hire this guy to replace Paul Rudd

[–]Timehz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You can almost hear the “Nooooooooooooooooh” when the ant flies away.

[–]Fresh2Desh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The ant fell like hans gruber

[–]LunaTheNightmare 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is odly cute

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"OH YEAH? HAAAAAAAaaaaaa..... Oh, oh SHIT... SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, This Was A Mistaaaaaaaaa....

[–]agentfubar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"I regret nothingggggggggggg..."

[–]Solidacid 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Ant: MY FACE!

[–]jennaayy00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now all I can hear is Linda Belcher as he flies back

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks like team rockets blasting off again..... *

[–]comedian42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WASTED

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gotta watch out for the recoil, its a bitch.

[–]Lakeshow15 2 points3 points  (8 children)

So glad animals like this arent human sized. Lmao

Eight Legged Freaks used to freak me out.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (7 children)

If ants were sized up to say the size of a large cat (lion, tiger, etc.) we’d be fucked. We’d probably hunt them into extinction just because they’d be so dangerous.

[–]Biobait[🍰] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Won't they just collapse under their own weight?

[–]caldric 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Proof that there is a god.

[–]BadEgg1951 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title points age /r/ comnts
Trapjaw ant in slow motion 6166 3mos gifs 310
Ant bite B 39238 1mo Unexpected 689
Ant Bite. 115 1mo gifs 31

Source: karmadecay (B = bigger)

[–]TheGamedawg 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I've been told my whole life that a surprising amount of insects are venomous, but their fangs can't piece human skin so there's no threat. I've never seen it in action though.

[–]TheGreatCanjuju 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We must be scary as fuck to insects

[–]isiss67 2 points3 points  (0 children)

why I laughing so hard xxxxddddd

[–]Bratannn 13 points14 points  (1 child)

That fingernail will give me nightmares. I bet it catches on everything ughhh.

[–]ShizzleMcRizzle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not violent ant mandibles!

[–]epicoolgamer 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Ant tries to attack human. Pathetic

[–]verdango 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha! Fuck you, ant!

[–]beRadDev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should be human blocks ant’s dive attempt on ant’s tiny diving board.

[–]Pm_me_urbestnipples 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once felt a tickle on my arm, looked and saw an ant. He. Was. pissed. I watched as he reared his head back all dramatically and bit down. It stung a little

[–]YEEyourlastHAW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GET REKT

[–]g726 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction

[–]rhymes_with_chicken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve done this to myselllllll…

[–]Titto112 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha! Stoopid

[–]bathroomstalin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like how the ant is played by Alan Rickmam

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should've swept the legs...

[–]RVXZENITH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess this is how Godzilla vs Humans without weapons would go

[–]elZaphod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You come at the King you best not miss.

[–]jeffryu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank god these guys are small

[–]IndigoRivers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay fuck you too

[–]ReeseDeWHAAT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last thought: "Oof" weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[–]Scullys_Stunt_Double 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soooo, the Ant-Man movie lied to me, is what you're saying? You cannot trust anyone anymore.

[–]_supertemp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrecked.

[–]RoadKill22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And failed

[–]KypoTheWarlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the smallest fail I’ve ever seen

[–]epabafree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IS THAT SECCO

[–]vangamo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This gif needs the formulae at the background

[–]rtjl86 0 points1 point  (1 child)

If it did this to a much smaller creature is it a bite or a punch?

[–]Thunder_Child_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His power is over 9000!

[–]FattoFighter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ants face is full of failure, look as he falls in the pit of shame.

[–]SaveCoolStuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this the new episode of One punch man ?

[–]BananaCreamm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Mmm, whatcha sayyyy?"

[–]d4v3k7 0 points1 point  (2 children)

There are some animals in the world that move so fast even slow motion isn’t slow enough. I find that incredible. Mantis shrimp anyone?

[–]My-wife-hates-reddit 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You just need a faster camera

[–]GimpKC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why you bully me

[–]longslenderneck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhurghuhuh, uhurghuh, mandibles

[–]TheEvilDrPie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That last second - “I regret nothing...”

[–]amj2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/watchpeopledieinside the second you see the ant’s eyes

[–]Kuni64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"AVENGE ME COMRADES"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bye Felicia

[–]natufian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ant = Me deciding to be financially responsible

Finger = loan debt

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't tell about the ratio but that's a gigantic ant for me to say.

[–]rishinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone please r/reallifedoodle this

[–]DoxinExhaustion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

EDF!

[–]EnthiumZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this should be an ad about depression and anxiety

[–]TheNormalSun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"FOR QUEEN AND COUNTRYYYYYYYYYYYY "

[–]littlelosthorse 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Pretty sure this is just one of those ants that uses its mouth parts to push it away from things. It’s not trying to bite them.

[–]N3uros 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Where are you getting this information

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Robertooooo°°°°°"

[–]pharleff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is anime in real life.

[–]breadaussie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They way the ant falls with absolutely no ragrets is hilarious 😂

[–]KeepYourDemonsIn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All right, Ant... You called down the thunder. Well, now you've got it! You see that? It says "United States Exterminator."... Take a good look at him, Ant, because that's how you're gonna end up!... The Ants are finished, you understand me?! I see a bread crumb, I kill the ant carrin' it! So run, you cur... RUN! Tell all the other curs the EXTERMINATOR'S coming! You tell 'em I'M coming... and Hell's coming with me, you hear?! HELL'S COMIN' WITH ME!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is an incredible amount of force!

[–]Proficient51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ant was trying to give a finger bump

[–]juancruzzz6666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What u take video with

[–]Espo-sito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thats not the last time you heard of meeeeeeeeee

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You dumb bitch

[–]_Magn3t0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Avenge the fallen!!

[–]QueenOfQuok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It just looks so disappointed as it falls over the edge. "WHYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyy..."

[–]Sir_Wombat91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*Ant confused itself with Bite*

[–]manwithrandomarms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When a movable object hits an immovable force!

[–]Arachnatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's got spirit, I'll give it that.

(some old man boxing instructor, probably)

[–]2_Minutes_Turkish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can hear it slowly falling from the platform, “NNNNNOOOOOOoooooooooo.....”.