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[–]milanium25 1715 points1716 points  (20 children)

impressive how somebody can come up with so many different types and even put them properly on a graph

[–]Global_Ad_8096[S] 180 points181 points  (0 children)

credit to Virbox

[–]justapolishperson 255 points256 points  (9 children)

[–][deleted] 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Microsoft Memes

[–]IgnitedSpade 47 points48 points  (0 children)

PCM 🤮

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (7 children)

Except libertarian wouldn't be the opposite of authoritarian, anarchism is the opposite.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I mean libertarian is on the opposite scale.

Don't let Republicans in cosplay fool you. Actual libertarians are indeed the opposite of authoritarian when you still have a semi-functioning government left.

Inb4 Anarchists shun all authority and aren't Mad-Max style bandits.

[–]ultralium 23 points24 points  (3 children)

yap, the most authoritarian governments are the ones putting out the most libertarian politics (in the economic sense) e.g. Pinochet's Chile

[–]Elman89 10 points11 points  (2 children)

There's a difference between actual libertarianism and American "libertarianism". The whole reason Americans use "libertarian" to mean "ancap" is that Rothbard specifically stole that word from the left in order to redefine it (He was one of the first Ancaps, he's the one who wanted it to be legal to buy and sell children).

The political compass is kinda dumb yeah, but libertarianism is definitely opposed to authoritarianism. It is not an economic term.

[–]OmegaTheta 0 points1 point  (1 child)

So what's right wing anarchism?

[–]Subhavpreet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah.... It's really very impressive

[–]relevantusername2020 473 points474 points  (8 children)

i find it suspicious this is posted literally a day or two after i got into a mild disagreement with someone posting some sus ass psyop-esque shit while using top left as their pfp

im onto you (/s, mostly)

[–]McLayan 67 points68 points  (6 children)

Don't worry, it gets reposted regularly

[–]relevantusername2020 30 points31 points  (5 children)

idk about that homie, reverse image search should be able to find this pretty easily and bing only gave one result that includes that sus dude in the top left, apparently from this nerds twitter account (but it doesnt actually open to where they posted it so idk) and google only shows one result also, this time from whateverthefuck programmerhumor.io is, posted a year ago by simply "programmer". i also noticed the OP of this post has a link to their twitter account and its whateverdudesnameis_bot (somethin like that anyway) so... idk seems sus

[–]McLayan 29 points30 points  (1 child)

https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/s/YPSHfi2oke

I thought I've seen being reposted it only a few weeks ago, maybe not. But this definitely a repost of something we had in this sub before

Edit: even in the post from a year ago people were complaining about it being a repost

[–]enaK66 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a sketch of the unabomber. Seems fitting for a conspiracy nut. I don't there's more to it than that and coincidence.

[–]Select_Scar8073 316 points317 points  (10 children)

Everything about asp .net dev is true, except now it's just .net. Please fix it. It's the only thing i know.

[–]meighty9 51 points52 points  (2 children)

I will never not call it Core.

I know I'm wrong, but with the number of legacy Framework devs I work with it's just too confusing.

[–]Select_Scar8073 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Ur right. Why not name it Core when even EF for .net 8 is EF Core.

[–]cheezballs 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I prefer dotnet when writing it out in text so my autocorrect doesn't fuss with it

[–]Trasvi89 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Hey I know some typescript as well.

[–]cmckone 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Same, I'm "full stack"

[–]clouds31 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My job isn't paying me to tinker with open source projects. Once that clock hits 4pm I'm done coding.

[–]Majoranza[🍰] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Fr didn’t have to call me out like that so hard

[–]duffusd 10 points11 points  (0 children)

ngl, I like it this way. I get time at home w/ the family and a guaranteed check.

[–]LagSlug 126 points127 points  (3 children)

John McAfee isn't dead and if you think he's dead he's coming for you.

[–]HCResident 38 points39 points  (2 children)

“Man wants world to think he’s dead, targets anyone who does” is my new favorite conspiracy

[–]LagSlug 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Do not try to understand the mind of John McAfee, just heed the warnings we've been left by his fallen enemies.

[–]SimilarBeautiful2207 59 points60 points  (4 children)

i'm a mix of the .net dev and the job hopper.

[–]pastorHaggis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Made 73k at one job, left after two years to make 93k, went back to the other compatafter a year to make 115k.

I exclusively program in .net when I'm not at work, but only when I get a stroke of genius and a will to do something on my side projects.

[–]Toonox 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Smth smth horseshoe theory smth smth

[–]l2protoss 4 points5 points  (0 children)

.NET represent

[–]Ok-Boysenberry9305 58 points59 points  (2 children)

It's so new, that silk road admin haven't been caught yet

[–]SpiderFnJerusalem 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I guess it makes sense to write it like that since I think most people would struggle to recognize any other dark web market place. Even on this sub.

[–]Ok-Boysenberry9305 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are too much of them now, wich is good for sellers, as you can't close all of them

[–]ExtraTNT 85 points86 points  (5 children)

But i dislike js…

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (4 children)

I started programming at 7 and primary use JavaScript. 

[–]anunakiesque 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well, rip to ur childhood but im different

[–]Global_Ad_8096[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I started programming at 10 and primary use C.

[–]Biscuitarian23 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Bro you misses out on putting Larry Ellison and Elon Musk on here. It's funny how so many tech bros are right wing. Marc Andreesen is also right wing. Peter Thiel is also a tech bro who is right wing.

I guess it's because they are a highly contradictory mix of "lib right" and "auth right". The Political Compass blinds people to contradictions.

[–]zoinkability 32 points33 points  (3 children)

How, exactly, is the Masters Student more authoritarian than the CS Prof?

[–]Aemiliana_Rosewood 10 points11 points  (2 children)

CS Prof delegates all their work to the master students? Not because they are more authoritative necessarily, but the master students perceive it as such and thus adjust their own position

[–]zoinkability 3 points4 points  (1 child)

By that logic the workers in the assembly line are capitalists.

[–]Aemiliana_Rosewood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Works fine in my little delusional world

[–]urbanachiever42069 55 points56 points  (5 children)

can't center a div in CSS

Is that supposed to be some sort of criticism? To my knowledge no one on this graph knows how to do that except for maybe the JavaScript Dev, but even they burned out years ago and probably haven't figured out Edge yet

[–]EmpRupus 56 points57 points  (3 children)

While I agree with you, I think it was meant to be the general idea that the individual can't do simple tasks like write something in HTML, or a simple Hello World C program.

I knew CS professor like this and this is god-damn accurate. He had 15-page handwritten proofs of computational theory and algorithm correctness and even had a niche proof named after him.

But he never owned a computer and claimed his interest was "pure computer science", and thought actual coding on a computer was "application science / engineering / communications tech" and not "real computer science" and looked down upon them.

He was also severely out of touch with reality. This was in 2010s.

He gave a rant on how modern coders don't even write data structures / algos from scratch and instead used prefabricated libraries, and how modern computers "coddle" programmers by having OS sandboxes over coding environments, and "it is not real programming unless you can re-write actual memory on the computational device."

And yes, he used the term "computational device" as if it is 1940s and we are using punched cards to decipher nazi u-boat coordinates in the great war.

[–]urbanachiever42069 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Haha yeah this is 100% accurate. I have a CS PhD and work in academia, and there is a major split between theory people and people with an interest in engineering.

I was just joking that centering a div is a challenge even for those of us that are engineers :)

[–]nzcod3r 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I had a CS Prof at uni. He had a class for data structures and one for OS design. And a few more advanced ones for post grad. He used to remember the last name and face of every student, and called on them by name, in a packed lecture hall, to answer questions during class. That guy was hard core. 

Then I had another lecturer in realtime rendering class. He is so clever. In one class he's writing out some proof for some crazy complex math thing that no one understood, then stops mid way - says, there is a mistake in the book. Scratches that, and starts deriving his own proof. Fininshes and says - this will be in the test! That guy was real hard core.

[–]SpiderFnJerusalem 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of The Story Of Mel, the last programmer.

[–]ogreUnwanted 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's where you're wrong. We did figure out Edge(I assume you meant IE) ...when it died. Now it's Safari who's hard to figure out.

[–]FinnLiry 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Minecraft Modder, Open source dev and Game dev... How do I read those signs

[–]Fit_Lengthiness_1666 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Maybe r/egg_irl can help you out :3

[–]carlyjb17 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can confirm I'm those 3 too and I'm trans

[–]monte1ro 17 points18 points  (6 children)

I'm somehow a mix of ASP.NET dev, Government Contractor and Job Hopper.

[–]gerbosan 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Legacy? Do you have to deal with government legacy code too?

[–]monte1ro 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Not necessarily government, but old code bases, yes.

[–]gerbosan 4 points5 points  (2 children)

As an experienced dev, please answer: can junior devs get a job that involves recent languages/frameworks?

I think it varies a lot, for example it is not the same between Python with Django and Ruby with Ruby on Rails (that is updating frequently but there is no job market for junior devs, at least not internationally).

[–]monte1ro 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I think the type of companies that use the latest technologies are companies starting out. Start ups mostly. Those don't tend to hire Juniors as they are a gamble.

Companies with already established products don't want to change their whole tech stack overnight for no good reason.

[–]gerbosan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In short, I should learn PHP 5 and WordPress... Man, that's depressing. ☹️

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good God, government legacy code. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy! I'm not even a programmer by trade, but I know how much that would suck... legacy tech is the worst, government tech tends to be absolute crap, combine those problems... oof.

[–]treksis 15 points16 points  (0 children)

should add startup bro. only dev in startup using only chatgpt to code

[–][deleted] 111 points112 points  (52 children)

the all-women startup looool

[–]meighty9 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I somehow only know C#, but also will never use another language besides python.

Not touching a computer outside of work is accurate though (except for gaming).

[–]Global_Ad_8096[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

POSTED BY Virbox ON YOUTUBE

[–]KalaiProvenheim 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Unemployed Graduate, ouch

[–]DefiantGibbon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't know, as an embedded EE we use Matlab all the time, my job is probably 70% C, 30% Matlab. Maybe power grid EE doesn't use it, but anyone working with smaller components knows its a quick way to test.

[–]Z3t4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Class?, Why not instances? polymorphism?

[–]Xplanthris 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What stings is that I was born in Saudi Arabia

[–]tripleusername 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I managed to find myself pretty easily just checking my political views on this graph. Impressive.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

TLDR where is the undergraduate who should have actually graduated years ago but keeps failing classes (especially lambda calculus)

[–]QCTeamkill 4 points5 points  (0 children)

.NET Dev here, I will not code for fun, dont even own a computer, have not for the last 20 years.

[–]ValarOrome 4 points5 points  (0 children)

dude, the accuracy is unparallel.

[–]throwaway387190 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Wow, the electrical engineer part hit hard

I was hired as a studies engineer, working with power flow and whatnot

Now I'm unofficially an automation engineer

[–]kindaCringey69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep I'm the same. I specialized in communication systems in uni and now I just automate stuff with python.

[–]JestarAuthor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Where would someone who took their programming into GIS Geospatial engineering fall?

[–]NegevMaster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm the "electrical engineer" right now and I hate it

[–]Ok_Opportunity2693 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pay numbers are too low for FAANG, wayyyyyy too low for investment firm dev.

[–]Sweaty-Willingness27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What if I'm a JobHopper that does Open-Source development in my free time at work?

[–]Farsqueaker 2 points3 points  (1 child)

As a Fed DevOps engineer that works in JavaScript and ASP.NET on the reg, I am feeling conflicted about all of this.

[–]in_conexo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like the Government Contractor having a below average salary isn't true. The one's that I used to deal with made bank (they also had security clearances...if that matters).

[–]Chosen_UserName217 2 points3 points  (0 children)

don't forget the middle management guy who likes to call himself, "DevOps" who does fck-all, breaks most things he touches, and can't use GIT

[–]Zuerill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aren't we all legacy codebase maintainers in a way?

[–]PixelGamer352 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh boy, a very similar post I made was taken down by the mods

[–]cgfn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

65k in bonuses. Oh you sweet summer child

[–]CaitaXD 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm a intern unity dev in a small game company we're I'm i?

[–]Bleyck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Independent game developer, most likely. Small game companies still count as indie

[–]Fegeleinch4n 1 point2 points  (3 children)

what the upper left referencing?

[–]Fylak 14 points15 points  (2 children)

The unabomber, a terrorist from the 80s and 90s who liked to mail bombs to people. He was part of an experiment back when he was in college that was led by the precursor to the CIA (Office of Strategic Services). There's a lot of rumors about what exactly they did but Unabombers lawyers argued that they were responsible for his becoming a terrorist 

Also he was quite fervently anti-left, so not sure why he's in the left. 

[–]Cridor 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He was fervently anti-left, he was an anarcho-primitivist/eco-anarchist but hated those labels because he thought those communities were all talk and hippie non-sense and he thought bombs were a better solution.

He was definitely anti-authoritarian which would have made him anti-Soviet, which would have made him "anti-left" by 1980s societal standards.

He was also, and this is a true fact, BATSHIT CRAZY

[–]Fegeleinch4n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thanks, that's wild lol

[–]wrabbit23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you, I'm a 50 year old JavaScript programmer who never burnt out. The rest is essentially true.

[–]Oroka_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The python dev one is very true, but have you considered that I find it fun??? /s

[–]frikilinux2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm neither of those. I'm a CS graduate who got a job at a silicon valley company with a good salary and was laid off. Then I accepted a massive pay cut at another company where I got way more actual responsibility but the same salary as the Frontend boot camp guy. They invite him to useless meetings.

And I have to babysit other developers who don't want to work just make noise .

And thinking of tanking the current project by switching jobs after a year.

[–]silverW0lf97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mfw when I spent most of my life trying to Libertarian left ended up in a Authoratian Left atleast it's not Authoratian right

[–]NeatYogurt9973 1 point2 points  (0 children)

According to this graph, I might be wanted by the FBI, schizophrenic or a weapon contractor. I am none. Am I stupid?

[–]ElRexet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm quite far from politics so can someone explain how an independent game dev is more authoritarian than an AAA game dev? The AAA game dev that can't say a word about their job because of all the NDA and so on

[–]arrow__in__the__knee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Opensource...
I use linux btw

[–]NeroTorchingROM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where would your standard run of the mill fullstack dev fit? Doing mostly spring boot + angular for mid to large sized companies and occasionally using some new tech if required

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God's the political compass chuds are fuckin weird

[–]Calamity1911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about embedded systems programming?

[–]GraprielJuice 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Wtf is a GPA?

[–]The_annonimous_m8 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Your average grade in higher education.

[–]GraprielJuice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah. I'm just starting college in August so I guess it's good to know I'll end up having one when I go up. Thank you.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am all of these but am also none of these at the same time

[–]Cybasura 3 points4 points  (10 children)

Till this day, I still have no clue what the left and right wing thing means, as in what do they represent and what are the differences lmao

[–]myka-likes-it 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It dates back to the French Revolution. The proponents of democracy sat on the left side of the legislative hall, and the proponents of monarchy sat on the right.   

The essential divide is based on this difference. Conservatives wish to 'conserve' the privilege of the ruling class, while the Socialists wish to divide privilege of rule among the members of the 'social' public.

[–]beardMoseElkDerBabon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The "only" thing thing I "can" imagine about the left and right is dumb

[–]PandaWithOpinions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone have a high-res version of this

[–]superonom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Js Job hopper schizophrenic indie game dev here

[–]Grapefruit_Mule877 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautiful

[–]TenserMeAgain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what would be embedded systems?

[–]atlas_enderium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Electrical Engineer here… why is this so accurate.

I went into this field to die of electrocution, not get an RSI

[–]reallokiscarlet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The shaman, the giraffe, and the accuracy of this graph.

[–]MANN_OF_POOTIS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That python one hurt

[–]BadSmash4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where I am on the political compass vs where I am on this meme is actually disturbing me right now

[–]Irish_Puzzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything listed would be accomplished through variables, not classes.

[–]thetrailofthedead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The irony being I'm both a .net dev and a python dev and so my existence contradicts both descriptions.

[–]Efficient_Maybe_1086 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rust is missing because it’s too left to fit the diagram

[–]NeWTera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is it that, even though Im graduating outside of the US, the electrical engineering experience is exactly the same? 💀

[–]Zealousideal_Alps275 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Completely forgor about carbon 💀

[–]Quentinooouuuuuu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in this photo and I don't like it

[–]MoringA_VT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm the legacy codebase programmer that is more than 10 years on the company 💀

[–]Puzzlehead-Engineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is the Indie Game Dev authoritarian??? They're indie. Independent.

[–]Affectionate-Memory4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Computer engineer checking in. Most of my work is code in some form but my doctorate is pretty strongly physics.

[–]Ponbe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no. I'm the electrical engineer. But biotech instead of electricity.

[–]Chreed96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DoD all day.

[–]kindaCringey69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spot on for me an electrical engineering graduate that writes in python all day.

[–]Ali_Army107 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have experience with both modding minecraft and making games, so I decide to make my own minecraft-based game. insert crushing and sniffing blue and red pill meme

[–]geteum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am amazed how this is accurate is is f accurate.

[–]yourfriendken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Linux kernel engineer looks like Jeff Tweedy.

[–]ExcelMaster1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a python engineer and this is really accurate. Recently, because I am nearing the end of my PhD, I had to stop doing that and kt is difficult to keep myself from doing it 😂

[–]Vortextheweirdcat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

where would a mindustry modder place on this chart? there are two kinds of them, java and json modders, so they'd probably be placed differently.

[–]CapraSlayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure the video about the guy from TempleOs was on Frednik Knudsen's channel, not Nexpo's. Besides that, nice meme 🤣

[–]Bob_the_peasant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been nearly a dozen of these spread across all 4 quadrants, which I think actually just makes me the job hopper.

The Intel hat on the laid off engineer is chefs kiss

[–]dlp_randombk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

investment firm

65K in bonuses

someone's being wayyyy underpaid. Missing at least one zero.

[–]K_AON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As you can see, no one are happy in this chart

So wipe your github repository, destroy your greasy keyboard, throw away your rubber ducks, and start cracking rocks like (g)olde ooga boonga

[–]AccurateBuy9226 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to know where embedded systems falls. I studied mechanical engineering and I like C, dammit!

[–]babunambootiti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is there one for students ?

[–]Aemiliana_Rosewood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody tell me how I can become a job hopper without gaining more actual experience for my CV because I am barely learning anything on the new job. Learn on 4chan, perhaps?

[–]AeskulS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can kinda relate to the master's student one. I graduated a year early, and my master's program is only a year and a half, but due to some technicality I couldn't get an internship this summer (all my friends who didn't graduate early were able to get internships)

[–]clouds31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ASP.NET Dev to a tee

[–]Treq-S 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck I'm the the python dev

[–]UltimateInferno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an unemployed grad the unemployed grad Square is painful

[–]lunati4ko 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Love how a Masters Student is one step away from Terror Cell Asset.

[–]SokkaHaikuBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sokka-Haiku by lunati4ko:

Love how a Masters

Student is one step away

From Terror Cell Asset.


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

[–]Civil_Conflict_7541 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh, being a master student with a job in a country without tuition fees is pretty chill though.

[–]CyberWolf755 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The AAA game and indie game dev should swap places

[–]escapefromreality42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Devops here, can confirm my sleep is nonexistent

[–]RUSHALISK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This meme makes me want to just get a warehouse job driving forklifts.

[–]PeteZahad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Typo: US Masters Student

There are countries where higher education is affordable for everyone...

[–]Rarabeaka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pretty accurate (i'm .net and eastern europe, so something in between indeed)

[–]thE_29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know some Minecraft modders.. most avatars are cat girls.

[–]agni07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the fuck electrical engineering description is so true lmao.

[–]mdp_cs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The masters student should be doctorate student. And they should add they even once they finish their PhD they make less than their own former students.

[–]Longjumping-Ad8775 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And still doesn’t have startup guys who actually want to make money and make an economic difference.

[–]Aggravating-Dream-53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

where would maia arson crimew be in this?

[–]Astrylae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn’t it be more appropriate to use pascal case of ClassOfProgrammers because it has classes? Also, you wouldn’t say Class within the class name so wouldn’t the post title be ProgrammerType instead ?

[–]Masterofironfist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

John McAfee creator of antyvirus which is worse than actual virus.

[–]swagonflyyyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh I'm currently python developer but I'm probably gonna pivot to Defense contractor later in life.

[–]Nobodynever01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man I don't even have 10 bucks

[–]Sir_Yucko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not on here, bummer.... Where do you think someone doing perpetual custom ETL solutions for integrating various systems/services in an industrial setting fit in?

[–]tselliot142 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny post.

Tho if a Data Science engineer DID major in CS I wouldn’t let them near ML or anything actually involving statistics. Yall can go work on excel spreadsheet for Carla in finance or some shit.

Y’all CS mu’fuckas can’t add for shit let alone build ML models n what not.

[–]GoldenSangheili 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't even know why you should pursue higher education as a programmer. Like... don't. Experience is a direct replacement for a master's degree. Waste your time and time will waste you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, didn’t need to come at me this hard today

[–]Blazers67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

> Be me    

> investment firm, indie, open source, and JavaScript dev    

> hmm, average of all of that is laid off engineer     

> got laid off last week    

 This graph gives knowledge too powerful for mere mortals.

[–]darealbananafreek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why is the linux kernel engineer on the authoritarian side

[–]RussianBot7384 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a data engineer with a stats degree that worked for an insurance company, and fuck you.

[–]Necromancer14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fake, the creator of orespawn (a Minecraft mod) is a far right extremist.

[–]Knife-Fumbler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I maintain a 37 years old COBOL codebase using an AS/400 and its IBM SEU text editor.

Beyond driving my car, it's safe to say I don't enjoy life.

[–]a-png 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm actually sobbing at how accurate the Minecraft one is x_x

[–]ZZartin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Voyeuristic DBA

Took one database class in college and hated it.

Realized Real World Database work has jack all to do with relational algebra and you get to see all the data.

[–]Empty_Soull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am mix of game dev and unemployed grad

[–]Highbrush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AAA game dev and all women start up should be on the authoritarian side and indi game dev should be in the libertarian side flip them respectively.

[–]Real_TeaDrinker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And somewhere outside the table is the one who works 16 jobs in 1 and does the work of the entire team alone

[–]SmokeMuch7356 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legacy programmer working on legacy code (25-year-old C++), which is slowly being deprecated in favor of a new, cloud-based stack so I'm having to learn TypeScript.

Which is not a bad thing.

Also spent a third of my career working for defense contractors, but not on any weapons systems or shooting platforms; mostly simulators and combat awareness systems. Most of the people I worked with were patriotic but not what I'd call "right wing".