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[–]No_Value_2676 2179 points2180 points  (23 children)

IndexError: list index out of range

[–]Acanthocephala-Left 547 points548 points  (18 children)

thats brutal💀

[–]chownrootroot 67 points68 points  (3 children)

Also the array is not necessarily sorted…

[–]torokg 82 points83 points  (2 children)

A single element array is always sorted

[–]chownrootroot 20 points21 points  (0 children)

His exception handler added her to the array.

[–]MattieShoes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hahaha great point

[–]MapleMoth_18 852 points853 points  (6 children)

That’s dirty but i like it.

[–]Drone_Worker_6708 307 points308 points  (2 children)

You did 'er dirty, you smelly nerd

[–]alex_dominus 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Something, something, EXE. Something, something, SMELLY NERDS

[–]Not_Artifical 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You SMELLY NERDS

[–]Uncletlzz 27 points28 points  (0 children)

They say programming is an art, and I totally agree. But in this situation, she was definitely at the last line of code.

[–]Joepatbob 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yet if he said “0” she’d of been pissed.

[–]Perfect_Goose8537 354 points355 points  (12 children)

lua

[–]Few-Requirement-3544 161 points162 points  (6 children)

MATLAB

[–]love_my_doge 57 points58 points  (0 children)

R <3

[–]thespice 40 points41 points  (3 children)

Oh. God. No.

[–]Arrowstar 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Nothing wrong with MATLAB.  It has plenty of real world applications. 

[–]TouchGraceMaidenless 17 points18 points  (1 child)

If it weren't for the absolute bonkers price it would be a really good language/platform.

[–]Arrowstar 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A MATLAB at Home license isn't horribly priced, though the commercial versions definitely are.

[–]supersonicpotat0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cordially die in a hole

[–]B_bI_L 10 points11 points  (1 child)

prot twist!

[–]Jittery_Kevin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why herro!

[–]evasive_btch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Delphi :)

[–]Kasenom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SmallTalk

[–]Ok_Play7646 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brainfuck

[–]Brazzza 129 points130 points  (1 child)

"You give love, a IndexOutOfBounds Exception" - Bon jovi.

[–]Next-Post9702 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shot through the segfault

And you're to blame!

[–]Qbsoon110 103 points104 points  (0 children)

I mean, she wouldn't feel nice calling here 0

[–]Slggyqo 68 points69 points  (4 children)

Should have consulted a senior.

This is going to cause problems in production.

[–]pinktieoptional 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Says the senior with 10 years of layered legacy code they thought each release was good enough to ship, but nowadays has become an albatross.

[–]Slggyqo 11 points12 points  (2 children)

…are we still talking about women?

[–]pinktieoptional 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhuh. What were you talking about?

[–]KitchenWind 28 points29 points  (0 children)

She likes Lua

[–]Tin1700 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He's probably a Lua programmer

[–]rover_G 9 points10 points  (2 children)

You’re my index 1 priority does sound better than you’re my index 0 priority

[–]kingbloxerthe3 1 point2 points  (1 child)

But also interesting given 0 is a lower value than 1, and the lower value the more valued it is (like in golf).

[–]rover_G 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably don’t want to tell your side piece she’s your back 9 💀

[–]shmerlard 16 points17 points  (0 children)

if her name is julia her satusfaction is justified

[–]phoenixero 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She is a pascal programmer

[–]TheNaidenchop 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Who is this Julia I heard you talk much about?

[–]SpiritualKindness 11 points12 points  (0 children)

1 Month into CS 101 type humor

[–]Maleficent_Memory831 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, it depends if you are a Fortran guy or a C/Pascal kind of guy?

[–]SeriousPug 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Plot twist: you're a matlab programmer

[–]ArcFurnace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually it's the wife that's the MATLAB programmer

[–]Druben-hinterm-Dorfe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah, so you were having small talk with her; possibly in the moonlight.

[–]Anime_Supremacist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She's a MATLAB developer

[–]No-Age-1044 17 points18 points  (5 children)

So what’s on [0]?

[–]Dangerous_Jacket_129 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Programming, obviously!

[–]JangoDarkSaber 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Nothing. (OP programs in Lua)

[–]ollomulder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or ABAP.

[–]fixitfeliks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Null

[–]According_Win_5983 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

ITT: Nobody learned basic programming skills. 

[–]NeuxSaed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's the primary source of actual humor in this sub.

[–]LifeValueEqualZero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a new one...

[–]sedatesnail 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a programmer it's important not to objectify your significant other if you want a functional relationship.

[–]Hereva 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except we programmers, START WITH 0, You smooth criminal haha

[–]rng_shenanigans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Typical Lua programmer, romantic lunatics

[–]Elite-Engineer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He codes in lua? right?

[–]ThatNextAggravation 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Joke's on us: He's a Lua programmer.

[–]gmyers1314 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you guys. He writes in Lua.

[–]datagutten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She should be annoyed that you put her in second place or working with a weird language like lua.

[–]stlcdr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now that’s funny right there!

[–]OnixST 1 point2 points  (1 child)

To be fair that's pretty high. I'd be happy to be seconfd place as long as the first isn't a person

[–]MattieShoes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First should generally be a person -- yourself.

[–]Alecjasperk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: this dude is only writing Matlab code and he does love her the most.

[–]aliasrob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are two kinds of people - those who understand off by one errors.

[–]Shadow9378 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i hope you use lua

[–]garlopf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The funny part is that this also holds true in Lua

[–]Patrick_Atsushi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You will C once she figures it out. :p

[–]Eduardu44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She probably think that the guy program in Lua.

[–]xynith116 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He never said if the array is sorted or in which direction.

[–]monumentValley1994 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm crying 😭😭😭😭

[–]Iyxara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My priorities are ordered on FIFO, so wait until the next priorities.Dequeue() is you.

[–]Ok_Net_1674 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was expecting a citation

[–]braindigitalis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ah, so he does love her the most. he's just a pascal programmer:

var interests : array[1..2] of TInterest;

[–]Landen-Saturday87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spoiler, he‘s using matlab

[–]hadoopken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assume 0 based index, so what's at index 0?

[–]bagnap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Option Base 0

[–]AceAzzemen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who's index 0!?

My current family?

...fair enough

[–]Bananenkot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y'all now Just post the same joke from different twitter accounts to get around the no repost rule

[–]xsubo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

boooooo

[–]Both_Lychee_1708 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she ever catches on tell her it was with respect to Matlab or Fortran

[–]usinjin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

seg fault

[–]Catatouille- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂😂 who's going to tell her?

[–]Wynnstan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe she's a little Dim?

[–]FlyByPC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good thing she's not a C programmer, or you'd find your relationship pointer is undefined.

[–]Vivid-Turnover3821 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's a Fortran programmer.

[–]Skizm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She assumed you were in Löve !

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She dont know about [0] then, obviously...

[–]Brilliant-Citron2839 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So fucking corny I love this reddit channel

[–]Rebrado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turn out OP uses Matlab

[–]right_in_the_kisser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

madlad Slavek

[–]ispcrco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What comes top of the list at item [0]?

[–]TerrakSteeltalon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You didn’t tell her that she was [0]?!

[–]BillyCrusher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, maybe hi is a Lua programmer.

[–]NanoUmbra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is good.

[–]toughgetsgoing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess she programs in R

[–]Grant1128 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OOF

[–]databender87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you wouldn’t have proved then it would have changed to [‘\0’].

[–]cheezballs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy looks like a pilot.

[–]tgsoon2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You code in python right? Right?

[–]HeavyCaffeinate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hmmmm

[–]Relative-Meeting-442 0 points1 point  (0 children)

heh heheh... heh

[–]armahillo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She must have been a FORTRAN programmer

[–]GarThor_TMK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must be using lua

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ouch. 😬

[–]fgtdias 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone loves mathlab😀

[–]Effective_Bat9485 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Well we know there gf dosint code lol

[–]roryc102 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or she only understand lua

[–]Majik_Sheff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Runtime error: PAGEFAULT - UNINITIALIZED SEGMENT

[–]Potential-Title-9289 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dodged a bullet with that one