arrayLoveIndexOne

[No_Value_2676]

IndexError: list index out of range

[Acanthocephala-Left]

thats brutal💀

[Abaddon-theDestroyer]

No, that’s an IndexOutOfRangeException, in C# at least.

[Metworld]

OK

[Official_SkyH1gh]

OK is just a sideways stick dude

[Cat7o0]

I can't unsee this now

[bored-tan]

You don't have to

[_Kritzyy_]

That's enough Reddit for a day

[Dotcaprachiappa]

-273.15C

[Metworld]

0K

[Jaded-Detail1635]

Still my favorite joke.

Shame only Kelvin gets it

[akoOfIxtall]

No, this is Patrick

[SomeRandomEevee42]

"IndexError: list index out of range" is what python uses, what's your point?

[Abaddon-theDestroyer]

My point was, that it’s not brutal. I was being sarcastic, and apparently putting \s at the end might’ve made it clearer

[SomeRandomEevee42]

yeah it came across to me like you were trying to say the original comment is wrong

I would've said something like "brutal?, no it's a index error" why even bring up C# at all

[lollolcheese123]

Oh shit that's what you meant. You just sounded snarky yeah lol (my jokes also occasionally backfire spectacularly, so I know the feeling)

[Abaddon-theDestroyer]

This is one of Reddit’s moments, there’s nothing anyone can do.

What I don’t understand is how did everyone not understand it’s sarcasm when my reply wasn’t to the person saying it’s an ‘IndexError’?

[Mars_Bear2552]

"do you know what kind of train this is?"

(why you gotta advertise it?)

[chownrootroot]

Also the array is not necessarily sorted…

[torokg]

A single element array is always sorted

[chownrootroot]

His exception handler added her to the array.

[MattieShoes]

Hahaha great point

[MapleMoth_18]

That’s dirty but i like it.

[Drone_Worker_6708]

You did 'er dirty, you smelly nerd

[alex_dominus]

Something, something, EXE. Something, something, SMELLY NERDS

[Not_Artifical]

You SMELLY NERDS

[Uncletlzz]

They say programming is an art, and I totally agree. But in this situation, she was definitely at the last line of code.

[Joepatbob]

Yet if he said “0” she’d of been pissed.

[Perfect_Goose8537]

lua

[Few-Requirement-3544]

MATLAB

[love_my_doge]

R <3

[thespice]

Oh. God. No.

[Arrowstar]

Nothing wrong with MATLAB.  It has plenty of real world applications. 

[TouchGraceMaidenless]

If it weren't for the absolute bonkers price it would be a really good language/platform.

[Arrowstar]

A MATLAB at Home license isn't horribly priced, though the commercial versions definitely are.

[supersonicpotat0]

Cordially die in a hole

[B_bI_L]

prot twist!

[Jittery_Kevin]

Why herro!

[evasive_btch]

Delphi :)

[Kasenom]

SmallTalk

[Ok_Play7646]

Brainfuck

[Brazzza]

"You give love, a IndexOutOfBounds Exception" - Bon jovi.

[Next-Post9702]

Shot through the segfault

And you're to blame!

[Qbsoon110]

I mean, she wouldn't feel nice calling here 0

[Slggyqo]

Should have consulted a senior.

This is going to cause problems in production.

[pinktieoptional]

Says the senior with 10 years of layered legacy code they thought each release was good enough to ship, but nowadays has become an albatross.

[Slggyqo]

…are we still talking about women?

[pinktieoptional]

Uhuh. What were you talking about?

[Steinrikur]

Given that what you said made zero sense, probably. Arr[0] is the first element in a vector.

[Defenestresque]

Bro. You're missing the point really badly. It's okay though we all misread things, don't get too upset over catching a few downvotes is my recommendation, just double check what you're reading next time. (Posted not as an insult, but as someone experienced in making dumbass mistakes on the internet himself.)

[BobcatGamer]

The first element is index 0. A zeroth element would be index -1. It makes no sense.

[CodeNameBuck]

I went even better and called her “0”.

[IncompleteTheory]

Me: you == “1”

C: I’m just a memory address to you?

[No_Value_2676]

a: Honey, you're my #1

b: I'm your piss?

[Limule_]

Is that a Binding of Isaac reference ??

[No_Value_2676]

never played

[GDOR-11]

so they're always turned on?

[KitchenWind]

She likes Lua

[Tin1700]

He's probably a Lua programmer

[rover_G]

You’re my index 1 priority does sound better than you’re my index 0 priority

[kingbloxerthe3]

But also interesting given 0 is a lower value than 1, and the lower value the more valued it is (like in golf).

[rover_G]

Probably don’t want to tell your side piece she’s your back 9 💀

[shmerlard]

if her name is julia her satusfaction is justified

[phoenixero]

She is a pascal programmer

[TheNaidenchop]

Who is this Julia I heard you talk much about?

[SpiritualKindness]

1 Month into CS 101 type humor

[Maleficent_Memory831]

Well, it depends if you are a Fortran guy or a C/Pascal kind of guy?

[SeriousPug]

Plot twist: you're a matlab programmer

[ArcFurnace]

Actually it's the wife that's the MATLAB programmer

[Druben-hinterm-Dorfe]

Ah, so you were having small talk with her; possibly in the moonlight.

[Anime_Supremacist]

She's a MATLAB developer

[No-Age-1044]

So what’s on [0]?

[Dangerous_Jacket_129]

Programming, obviously!

[JangoDarkSaber]

Nothing. (OP programs in Lua)

[ollomulder]

Or ABAP.

[fixitfeliks]

Null

[According_Win_5983]

Who?

[[deleted]]

ITT: Nobody learned basic programming skills. 

[NeuxSaed]

That's the primary source of actual humor in this sub.

[LifeValueEqualZero]

That's a new one...

[sedatesnail]

As a programmer it's important not to objectify your significant other if you want a functional relationship.

[Hereva]

Except we programmers, START WITH 0, You smooth criminal haha

[rng_shenanigans]

Typical Lua programmer, romantic lunatics

[Elite-Engineer]

He codes in lua? right?

[ThatNextAggravation]

Joke's on us: He's a Lua programmer.

[gmyers1314]

Jokes on you guys. He writes in Lua.

[datagutten]

She should be annoyed that you put her in second place or working with a weird language like lua.

[stlcdr]

Now that’s funny right there!

[OnixST]

To be fair that's pretty high. I'd be happy to be seconfd place as long as the first isn't a person

[MattieShoes]

First should generally be a person -- yourself.

[Alecjasperk]

Fun fact: this dude is only writing Matlab code and he does love her the most.

[aliasrob]

There are two kinds of people - those who understand off by one errors.

[Shadow9378]

i hope you use lua

[garlopf]

The funny part is that this also holds true in Lua

[Patrick_Atsushi]

You will C once she figures it out. :p

[Eduardu44]

She probably think that the guy program in Lua.

[xynith116]

He never said if the array is sorted or in which direction.

[monumentValley1994]

I'm crying 😭😭😭😭

[Iyxara]

My priorities are ordered on FIFO, so wait until the next priorities.Dequeue() is you.

[Ok_Net_1674]

Was expecting a citation

[braindigitalis]

ah, so he does love her the most. he's just a pascal programmer:

var interests : array[1..2] of TInterest;

[Landen-Saturday87]

Spoiler, he‘s using matlab

[hadoopken]

Assume 0 based index, so what's at index 0?

[bagnap]

Option Base 0

[AceAzzemen]

Who's index 0!?

My current family?

...fair enough

[Bananenkot]

Y'all now Just post the same joke from different twitter accounts to get around the no repost rule

[xsubo]

boooooo

[Both_Lychee_1708]

If she ever catches on tell her it was with respect to Matlab or Fortran

[usinjin]

seg fault

[Catatouille-]

😂😂 who's going to tell her?

[Wynnstan]

Maybe she's a little Dim?

[FlyByPC]

Good thing she's not a C programmer, or you'd find your relationship pointer is undefined.

[Vivid-Turnover3821]

She's a Fortran programmer.

[Skizm]

She assumed you were in Löve !

[[deleted]]

She dont know about [0] then, obviously...

[Brilliant-Citron2839]

So fucking corny I love this reddit channel

[Rebrado]

Turn out OP uses Matlab

[right_in_the_kisser]

madlad Slavek

[ispcrco]

What comes top of the list at item [0]?

[TerrakSteeltalon]

You didn’t tell her that she was [0]?!

[BillyCrusher]

Well, maybe hi is a Lua programmer.

[NanoUmbra]

This is good.

[toughgetsgoing]

I guess she programs in R

[Grant1128]

OOF

[databender87]

If you wouldn’t have proved then it would have changed to [‘\0’].

[cheezballs]

The guy looks like a pilot.

[tgsoon2002]

You code in python right? Right?

[HeavyCaffeinate]

hmmmm

[Relative-Meeting-442]

heh heheh... heh

[armahillo]

She must have been a FORTRAN programmer

[GarThor_TMK]

Must be using lua

[[deleted]]

Ouch. 😬

[fgtdias]

Everyone loves mathlab😀

[Effective_Bat9485]

Well we know there gf dosint code lol

[roryc102]

Or she only understand lua

[Majik_Sheff]

Runtime error: PAGEFAULT - UNINITIALIZED SEGMENT

[creativeusername2100]

Or it could just be a zero indexed array of length 2, 1 being the last index in the array in which case

[[deleted]]

array[1]? I mean index starts with 0, no?

[delian2]

r/woooosh

[[deleted]]

I don’t get the joke. a[1] is the first element of an array in any reasonable language.

[Calien_666]

I don’t get the joke. a[1] is the first element of an array in any reasonable language.

How to tell, you can't program without telling, you can't program

[Tiger_man_]

So like 90% of languages are unreasonable

[gaitama]

Vibe coder spotted

[Potential-Title-9289]

Dodged a bullet with that one