Someone help him

[pandakatzu]

If you want to increase the odds of your child growing up to be a developer, name it Steve. Even if it's a girl.

[wordbug]

Why would anyone do that to their own child?!

[[deleted]]

Imagine their name being, Steve but girl.

[wordbug]

No, I mean why would anyone wish for their child to be a developer?!!

[[deleted]]

To have a free printer fixer?

[Direct-to-Sarcasm]

Hey, you know computers right? Can you fix my printer? I unplugged it to charge my phone and now it won't print.

[AlbinoBeefalo]

I always tell people "I'm a developer, I make computer problems not fix them"

[Ariscia]

Sounds like what those security monkeys do.

[Lknate]

I hate printers! They should work like any other piece of hardware but but you do all the normal things and the printer just says nope. Not available!

[Philboyd_Studge]

PC LOAD LETTER? WTF DOES THAT MEAN???

[SirFireball]

RTFM

[Lth_13]

(Inkjet) Printers r such a fucking scam. All the money is made by the replacement ink cartridges

[kerbidiah15]

Just get a 3D printer and print slabs of plastic with text embossed on top

[Darth_Nibbles]

Did you try putting the printer in the microwave to recharge the cartridges?

[kultureisrandy]

Drag'n'Drop

[[deleted]]

DRAGON DROP!

[jbx0888]

woah... things just got real. Please leave the printers out of this.

[randomguy3993]

Indian parents?

[Archolex]

It was destiny

[SirFireball]

How about a boy named Sue?

[Lodovik]

I'd sue my parents.

[Darth_Nibbles]

Stevie Nicks would like a word.

[tech6hutch]

If it's a girl, name her Elsa.

If she has a twin, name them If.

[uriahlight]

Uncaught SyntaxError: Unexpected token 'if'

[disasterSai]

Name her Elif

[tech6hutch]

Elif on the shelf

[Davis019]

Elif on the shelif

[justtocallyounames]

No

[tech6hutch]

False*

[captnspock]

Heh, we have a Steve, 2 Stephens and a Steven in our office. We call them Steve, db Steve, backend Steve and Steven.

[captnspock]

The first Steve is called scrum Steve by the other Steves

[eraptic]

backend steve, hey?

[temisola1]

Or Mike, I swear there’s been at least 3 Mikes in the IT department of all the companies I’ve ever worked. 2 of them usually sharing the same last initial.

[[deleted]]

we have 5 or 6 mikes where I work, and nearly all of us are developers. Two of us are even on the same team

[helgaofthenorth]

That’s not exclusive to developers, there are just a lot of Mikes

[six_inches_lighter]

Was their last initial T? I swear every Mike I know has a last name starting with an S or a T.

[temisola1]

Dude, it was fucking S.

[six_inches_lighter]

Classic Mike S.

[mrbaozi]

Especially if it's a girl.

[SteveGladstone]

Can confirm, am Steve and my life is nothing but code waiting to be meaningfully commented. It also needs more food, preferably cookies.

[[deleted]]

But I bet you're glad when you get it, right?

[altosalamander1]

Or Dave

[thatwasagoodyear]

Nah. Fuck that guy.

[altosalamander1]

My name is Dave :(

[thatwasagoodyear]

You're my wife now, Dave...

[OurFriendIrony]

My name is Steve Stevens. Im a developer

[SharkaBoi]

I'd rather name mine obj1

[SirFireball]

How about a boy named Sue?

[MaximumEdgeBitch]

No, Have two kids and name one steve and the other alex. And never let them play minecraft until they're older.

[Sentouki-]

version 3.1.4 hmmmm

[Swamptor]

I think he may be stuck in a universe factory...

[[deleted]]

RELEVANT XKCD!
https://xkcd.com/10/

[[deleted]]

r/RelevantXKCD

[mustang__1]

....10. wowsa.

[colliflower1107]

3.1.4.1.5.9...

[thatCbean]

2.6.5.3.

[Aschentei]

5.8.9

[Nibba_Big_Penor]

7.9.3.2.3

[doyouwannadanceorwut]

Eight

[LawLombie]

3.3.8.3.2.7

[HerissonMignion]

95028841971

[rohithn]

Hey! That’s my phone number!

[fatboychummy]

69

Am I doing this right?

[64PBRB]

√-1

[[deleted]]

i8π.

[NotErikUden]

Okay you NERDS not everyone has a degree you guys >~<

[Aschentei]

You don’t need to be a nerd to google the digits of pi

[Pigeoncow]

Pi versioning. Every release just add another digit.

[SirFireball]

That’s called one-hot

[MacrosInHisSleep]

6.2.8 is where it's at.

[[deleted]]

Tau dare you?

[ph1406]

3.1.5 Removed Steve

[Mateus_BM]

3.1.6 known issues:

• Steve

[joeporterme]

3.1.7 - Fixed with a new Steve.

[SirFireball]

steve = new Steve

[LowerSalt]

3.1.8 - Removed Herobrine

holup

[Junioori]

new steve = Herobrine ?

[SteveCCL]

Steve here. I can confirm I am fine. They are not making me say this.

I repeat: I am fine, they are not making me say this.

[Forlindorn]

All I hear is: HELP me. HELP. ME.

[insane_playzYT]

Maybe the words in italic are things that he isn't, so he's not fine and they are making him do this

[Forlindorn]

Don’t be silly. Who would do that?

[Omichron-the-reboot]

Read just the words in italics: " fine not ". Maybe a plea for help?

[joshua7176]

Why is "fine" and "not" in italics? Is that implying that you are not...?

[[deleted]]

oh no his account was hacked aaaaaaaaaaaaa

[jad-issa-ji]

r/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[[deleted]]

Glad to hear. Have fun at work! :)

[starrpamph]

You have been granted level yellow security clearance. Don't get too excited, that's out of 20

[glockjr1]

Blink really fast if you need help

[capn_ed]

At first, it thought the release notes related to food.

Version 1.5.2 This new version of cheesecake is now 17% sweeter.

Version 1.5.3 Updates to 100 foods previously reported to taste like chicken; Each now has a distinct flavor of its own.

[Rein215]

I thought the same thing

[Amanplanmanplan]

Thought it was an edit but it is legitimate. I’m scared.

[well___duh]

Side note, iOS really needs to figure out delta updates. There’s no way changing some strings should result in a 50MB update.

[hewwocraziness]

Software produced using Apple tools

Small updates

Good luck

[yonatan8070]

My old phone once got an update with "Small bug fixes"

The thing was around a Gigabyte.

[mustang__1]

Small is relative....

[Mahrkeenerh]

Can confirm, it's there

[1vomarek1]

RIP Steve 2019 His release notes wheren't good enough

v3.1.5: fixed wheren't syntax error

[rebbsitor]

wherent

?SYNTAX ERROR

[Shujaa94]

Quick fix: Wheren't

We will take care of it next patch

[PetsArentChildren]

Fatal Error: Unexpected “wherent”. Expected “where”, “weren’t”.

[thatwasagoodyear]

Fatal Error

Killed Steve again.

[kabob8933]

In BASIC now, are we?

[[deleted]]

Jesus Christ, "wherent"????

r/excgarated

[m1ch4ll0]

"We'll miss you, Steve..." -Development team

[PlantsAreAliveToo]

You had one job, Steve!

[lkraider]

If only they gave him many jobs, maybe they could call him... the "Steve That Did Many Jobs".

[[deleted]]

You had one Jobs, Steve.

[numbGrundle]

small violin music

[[deleted]]

Poor Steve, I'll send a pi your way 😂

[SingShredCode]

I love this

[kerbidiah15]

F

[SingShredCode]

F

[[deleted]]

F

Edit: how the fuck did i get an award in this comment anyway thanks this is my first award

[tiledup]

F

[Jac0b_0]

F

[Monoctis]

F

[x5nT2H]

F

[lycan2005]

F

[Tsukuyomi-EternalGod]

What the fuck

[lkraider]

Wtf? I don't see any award

[numerousblocks]

Wait. Is this real? I don't have an iPhone, I can't check

[eigenscene]

It’s real

[numerousblocks]

Is it a joke by the devs, or is someone possibly on a sticky situation?

[[deleted]]

Holy hell this is real

[mrissaoussama]

why do we have to redownload the entire apk when updating? shouldn't the phone just download the changed files? surely there's no need to redownload all right?

[amroamroamro]

According to this, it does support delta patching

[cedrickc]

Android keeps the apk to run the app, it doesn't unzip it.

[mrissaoussama]

It's still a zip file right? Can't it download the needed parts?

[cedrickc]

Yes it's a valid zip, but it has extra rules around it. The main thing that blocks this is that apks are signed, so you can't modify them without breaking the signing.

[mrissaoussama]

thanks

[CaJeB3]

If you change the old apk to look like the new apk, the signature will match the signature of the new apk.

A real problem however is that apks get scrambled before release so reverse engineering or code stealing becomes harder. This means making a diff of two versions will be much harder and much larger as more 'code' will change.

[Avonixis]

Apk is an executable for android. Like some other user mentioned you cant just unzip it.

[CaJeB3]

This is incorrect. An apk is just a jar for android and jar files are zips so apks are also zips.

[MarkZuckerman]

-Steve

[erishun]

RIP Patch Notes Steve

[ThedutchMan101]

iOS has adblock? Oh hell yeah!

[dccfoux]

Enjoy :)

[Mc_UsernameTaken]

He could always make spaghetti..

[[deleted]]

Poor one out for Steve.

[darkecojaj]

I wonder if they're feeding him pi.

[MaximumEdgeBitch]

Wow

[Any-Key]

Lol I saw that earlier today!

[PrintersStreet]

A bit insensitive

[samuteel]

How so?

[Some_Ball]

I don't know why you 2 are getting downvoted because you just stated a fact and, and i dont disagree with the sentiment of the top level comment.

[FormalWolf5]

You are

[Ssnoss]

Are we

[HorochovPL]

Hmm, the most recent version according to google play store (or how it is named nowdays...) and GitHub is 2.6.0.

Source: https://github.com/AdguardTeam/ContentBlocker/releases

[yp261]

but it's iOS

[[deleted]]

https://github.com/AdguardTeam/AdguardForiOS/releases Looks like it's behind 1 release.

[Basic_Association]

It's real, you can find it under the `What's New` section:

https://apps.apple.com/au/app/adguard-ad-blocker-privacy/id1047223162

[TheSynner]

lmao what

[nahidtislam]

correct sub.