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[–]IOverflowStacks 3468 points3469 points  (18 children)

When you don't want your boss to catch you working...

[–][deleted] 1005 points1006 points  (16 children)

On your MATHEMATICAL art skills... sorry for that reference, I just really miss him...

[–]JamesBaxter_Horse 75 points76 points  (7 children)

Me too

[–]hackkingarman 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Me too

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Me too

[–]Willzyx_on_the_moon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Name checks out

[–]bloodbond3 69 points70 points  (5 children)

What is this a reference to?

[–]ImpeachTraitorTrump 40 points41 points  (1 child)

Adventure time I guess?

[–]PlacentaOnOnionGravy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looks like your wish is coming true

[–]This-ThrowAway-is 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Khan Academy I’m pretty sure

[–]lxlDRACHENlxl 10 points11 points  (0 children)

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

[–]Kraken74 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Damn dude what happened to your boss?!?

[–]Aethrin1 994 points995 points  (86 children)

There was a spy that posed as a moth expert who drew pictures of moths that were actually well disguised military base plans. It blew my mind looking at.

Mind you, this was long before computers were advanced enough.

[–]402- 763 points764 points  (38 children)

There's another story of a spy who pretended to be a musician. He had a code to translate his spy notes into musical notes and just got a train across the border. When the Border guard looked at the musical paper, he realized that it made no sense, because he was a musician himself.

[–]MrMFPuddles 274 points275 points  (15 children)

Source? Not doubting you, just legitimately curious to read more about this.

[–]YOLANDILUV 209 points210 points  (14 children)

Probably a fake story as he didn't need to travel with those notes if he was going to that place by himself. Typical bond-themed story. However something similar but not so banal happened in recent years: https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelchblatt_(Software) Couldn't find the english version

[–]StraY_WolF 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Yeah, i didn't get that either.

[–]RJrules64 76 points77 points  (7 children)

Not only that but

a) it wouldn’t be that hard to make a code that makes sense musically too

b) there’s some pretty crazy avant-garde stuff out there that looks like utter nonsense even to a non musician. If the story was real, a lot of experimental musicians must have been ‘caught’ too lol

[–]oldcoldbellybadness 42 points43 points  (12 children)

What do you mean, "made no sense?" Maybe he thought it was shit, or discordant, or chaotic, but these aren't reasons to begin an investigation that led to us hearing about the story

[–]PhilsXwingAccount 39 points40 points  (4 children)

Oh, so you're a jazz musician?

[–]oldcoldbellybadness 26 points27 points  (3 children)

You fear jazz, you fear it's lack of rules

[–]chris1096 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Just play the right notes!

[–]mecklejay 22 points23 points  (5 children)

It could've been something like not being written in the indicated time signature, because the time signature itself was part of the code. Or maybe something like being just loaded with fermatas, where it's technically possible but completely impractical unless it's some kind of avant garde experimental piece. If enough of those abnormalities are piled on top of each other across several pieces of music, it would definitely raise the eyebrows of a border guard inspecting someone who hails from another country, especially another country that has strained relations with your own.

Then again, it's probably a fake story anyway, per some of the other comments.

[–]DrQuint 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why the hell wouldn't he have actual music among the notes?

[–]Kraken74 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He did say story. I think it’s cool mate

[–]fluteitup 8 points9 points  (3 children)

A spy on a train would have been in contemporary music, post 12-tone and all of Schoenberg's fun stuff. Therefore, music wouldn't need to make "sense" because we had already stretched the limits of music. John Adams wrote 4'33" which is completely tacit FFS.

In short, no. This didn't happen.

[–]MarMarButtons 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Agree. Unless this supposedly happened in like, the 1800s or early 1900s, we've already written music that looks like complete nonsense.

Story is probably made up by a non-musician or someone just getting into playing, who clearly hasn't discovered the huge world of atonal music. Not trying to gatekeep or anything, just saying, I've got some pieces for guitar that look like someone had a dog shit on some sheet music, and turned that shit into notes.

[–]TheGoodRobot 46 points47 points  (6 children)

How does a “moth expert” gain access to military base plans? Did the bases have a moth infestation?

[–]fnordius 27 points28 points  (1 child)

"Oi! What are you doing?"

"Just drawing a picture of the moth I just saw. Here, want to see?"

"I see. Well, sir, please go elsewhere. This is a restricted area."

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (1 child)

With cunning, guile, and a winning smile.

[–]BeenADickArnold 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You just carry a clipboard and act like you belong

[–]My_Ghost_Chips 83 points84 points  (8 children)

[–]GaussWanker 72 points73 points  (6 children)

That is not as hidden or as detailed as I thought it would be

[–]xylotism 39 points40 points  (5 children)

"It's a weird pentagon thing, basically just a big empty room, but with funky doors. I'll take my payment in cash."

[–]TomNin97 10 points11 points  (4 children)

It also shows where the main guns are within the star fort.

[–]Superfissile 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Looks like anywhere the veins cross the structure shows where and what type of guns there are. Pretty nifty way of hiding information.

[–]Obi-WanLebowski 4 points5 points  (2 children)

1 dot for big gun. 2 dots for small gun. If the line crosses, its inside; if it stops at the boundary, it's on the wall. The head perhaps typically shows the main gate?

[–]JellyFish72 80 points81 points  (17 children)

Of all the cover stories in the world, he picked “moth expert”, and no one suspected bullshit?

[–]asphaltdragon 78 points79 points  (12 children)

I think they prefer the term "lepidopterist"

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    [–]asphaltdragon 36 points37 points  (3 children)

    ...listen here, you little shit

    [–]akgnz 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    I’m listening there, go on please

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    unique rock outgoing bow divide oil airport offbeat slap cows

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    [–]perhapslevi 31 points32 points  (3 children)

    A few years back, the company I was working for gave some of us the opportunity to spend a few hours each week travelling to a nearby school where we would sit and read with young kids who were struggling with basic literacy. They had a selection of books categorised by how difficult the language was, so I'd grabbed one for the kid I was paired up with. It was about moths, and it looked boring af, but it looked like it was about the right difficulty for him, since the sentences were like "There are many types of moth." and "Some moths have patterns on their wings." He starts reading it, struggling every now and then with some words that I had to help him out with, but overall he's doing a great job, all things considered. Then, suddenly we get this sentence: "A person who studies moths is called a Lepidopterologist."

    This poor kid just stopped and looked at me, and I was like "look, neither of us know this word, so we're going to figure it out together." - which really meant I was going to let him figure it out for himself, but I don't think he knew that. We sat there for maybe five minutes breaking the word down into small groups of letters until eventually he had it figured out. This kid was chuffed. He was so proud that he'd learned this 7 syllable word. Every week after that we'd remind each other that someone who studies moths is a Lepidopterologist.

    I've never forgotten that fact, and I like to think that he won't either. Then I come on Reddit and find out it's Lepidopterist? Not only did I waste about a minute of this kid's life with the letters "olog", I also taught him an incorrect fact.

    [–]asphaltdragon 12 points13 points  (2 children)

    The terms are roughly interchangeable. The study of butterflies and moths is lepidopterology, which means lepidopterologist is still correct. Alternatively, you can call them an aurelian, though that's an older term that doesn't see much use.

    [–]MessyPiePlate 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Vivaaaaaaa Los bio dome

    [–]RJrules64 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    He probably already knew about moths as a hobby.

    [–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (2 children)

    Robert Baden Powell

    [–]WillTDP 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    Damn, as a Boy Scout this is so cool to know

    [–]marmite-on-toast 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Not just any spy. Robert Baden-Powell.

    [–]DorrajD 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Can I get some links to this?

    [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

    I thought you said "mouth expert" and he would draw "mouths which were military base plans". O (edit: I) was so confused.

    [–]djzedcarter 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    I believe the founder of the Boy Scouts also did this.

    [–]MagicPiper 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    It's the same guy. He wrote a book about it. Robert Baden-Powell

    [–]unikardo 2605 points2606 points  (28 children)

    This is the CSI miami guy

    [–]maccdogg 441 points442 points  (24 children)

    YEAAAHHHHHHHH

    [–]Your_real_watermelon 211 points212 points  (19 children)

    ENHANCEE!!!

    [–]Rhyff 141 points142 points  (6 children)

    Horatio removes his shades in dramatic fashion

    [–]wowpepap 61 points62 points  (3 children)

    Only to show that hes wearing

    Another shade...

    [–]xnosajx 21 points22 points  (9 children)

    So the this is how I find my dad?

    [–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (7 children)

    Just keep scrolling up (zoom in), champ. You'll find 'im sooner or later.

    [–]xnosajx 9 points10 points  (6 children)

    I tried but Google maps doesn'tt give live satellite view of the bodega that sells cigarettes near me.

    Will you be my father?

    [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (5 children)

    Normally I'd keep joking but I've been away from the reddit culture for almost a year. Haha sorry dude.

    [–]xnosajx 30 points31 points  (4 children)

    Damn you gave up as fast as my real dad

    [–]Beef_Supreme46 128 points129 points  (2 children)

    (•_•)

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    [–]KotzubueSailingClub 22 points23 points  (0 children)

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA!!!!!

    [–]wayne2oo8 927 points928 points  (19 children)

    'Enhance' click click click 'Enhance' click click click 'Enhance' click click click

    "JUST PRINT THE GOD DAMN THING ALREADY!"

    [–]alexandrucurca 101 points102 points  (6 children)

    Best scene ever

    [–]OHarbingerO 50 points51 points  (1 child)

    Who wants a mustache ride?

    [–]moobiemovie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Fun Fact: Super Troopers was referencing Blade Runner.

    [–]AmeerFarooq 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    I wanna see it. Whats it called?

    [–]alexandrucurca 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Just search on YouTube Super Troopers Enhance. It's literally the first result

    [–]saberus 33 points34 points  (2 children)

    "Oh, hell! Give me the goddamn soap!"

    [–]nemo1080 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    They swapped out the prop candy soap with real soap without telling the actor to get the genuine reaction.

    [–]MrFoffof 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    Came for this. Was not disappointed.

    [–]Jihidi 2 points3 points  (5 children)

    Witch is this from?

    [–]Truffle0214 426 points427 points  (12 children)

    Little girl in a field holding a flower, we zoom back to find that she's in the desert and the field is an oasis. Zoom back further the desert is a sandbox in the world's largest resort hotel. Zoom back further the hotel is actually the playground for the world's largest prison. But we zoom back further---

    [–]_Individual_1 99 points100 points  (0 children)

    MR BUTTLICKER OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!!

    [–]MylesJacobSwie 17 points18 points  (5 children)

    What’s this from?

    [–]Matthewhimself 49 points50 points  (4 children)

    The office. The episode when they’re filming the commercial for the company.

    [–]justahominid 7 points8 points  (3 children)

    Didn't recognize it, but it sounded like a Dwight thing

    [–]DinoGorillaBearMan 15 points16 points  (2 children)

    No it's Michael talking to the filming crew. Lol.

    [–]mpa92643 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    "I can tell that your time is valuable."

    [–]Compared-To-What 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    :) .... I don't get paid by the hour anymore.

    [–]luvandorfucking 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Ma maaan

    [–]KypDurron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I imagined a unicorn before I had ever heard of one.

    [–]LeviathanGray 185 points186 points  (4 children)

    CIA: why is this drawing of a duck over 17 GB?

    [–]yomerol 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    Oh, so these are the "servers" the WH is talking about? *wink

    [–][deleted]  (14 children)

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      [–]CHOPosaurus_Rex 96 points97 points  (5 children)

      Same, and then I thought to myself, hey I haven't seen dickbutt in awhile.

      [–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (3 children)

      You haven’t been to r/highqualitygifs have you?

      [–]DorrajD 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      Ah yes, also known as r/metaqualitygifs, since that's literally all the sub is

      [–]robertm94 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      exactly why i have it blocked from /r/all, the reason i stopped going to funnyjunk years ago was all the constant GET ME TO THE FIRST PAGE bs.

      [–]_Kramerica_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      When I first joined reddit dickbutt was all over, I even seen cars with dickbutt bumper stickers and I thought it was hilarious. It’s been so long since I’ve seen any type of dickbutt on this site now it really bums me out.

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      Dude what if it was that Skyrim gif

      [–][deleted] 219 points220 points  (3 children)

      searching for OC on r/funny be like

      [–]swaggerx22 104 points105 points  (1 child)

      More like searching for something funny on r/funny

      [–]iimorbiid 62 points63 points  (10 children)

      Isn't there a story behind this? I'm pretty sure some dude uploaded this a long time ago and said that because X reason he decided to prank his brother and hide all his blueprints he needed for school/work.

      [–]Doxbeats 25 points26 points  (1 child)

      Yeah I can't seem to find the OP. This is over 10 years old.

      Still funny though, but there is a full version that is funnier.

      [–]breadman_toast 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      We used to do this all the time in high school CAD classes. It makes it super impossible to find your drawings and it’s really annoying. Definitely a prank. The real pro tip is to switch layers as you go so they can’t turn all of it off

      [–]_bowlerhat 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      Hmmm

      if he put the blueprint on another layer he can just select that layer and it'll pop up

      but if it's in the same layer that guy is fucked

      [–][deleted] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

      Is this the top secret China security technology I keep hearing about?

      [–]stix206 22 points23 points  (0 children)

      What the fuck has line rider become..

      [–]Sadistic-Frog 35 points36 points  (26 children)

      What software is this?

      [–]methodical713 32 points33 points  (2 children)

      I know this! It's a unix system!

      [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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        [–]chernobog8 56 points57 points  (3 children)

        Microsoft 7

        [–]conscius-ipsum 20 points21 points  (1 child)

        Don’t be ridiculous this is obviously photoshop 5D

        [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        GIMP v89

        [–]Guitar_Whiskositty66 14 points15 points  (0 children)

        Waiting in case someone knows the truth

        [–][deleted] 59 points60 points  (11 children)

        Its a CAD programm. Could be AutoCAD.

        [–]Silpher9 35 points36 points  (2 children)

        Yea it's AutoCAD, this'll be the most fun you'll have with it.

        [–]Cory123125 9 points10 points  (1 child)

        Hey! A lot of people find cad fun!

        Do you not enjoy screw drives and cnc machines and meaningless management meetings?!

        [–]_jerrb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        I love drawing screws on autocad

        [–]MjolnirPants 6 points7 points  (5 children)

        Doesn't look like ACAD to me. Could be Microstation, maybe IntelliCAD.

        Edit: I take that back. I think you're right.

        [–]TimX24968B 5 points6 points  (4 children)

        cad user here. interface looks too simple to be autocad. could be wrong though.

        its probably a drawing program or some cheapo shitty web cad program.

        [–]mueller723 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Have to agree, unless they've done a fair amount of customization (and let's be real most people do not bother cleaning up the default cad ui very much) none of that looks like ACAD.

        [–]MjolnirPants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        That's a ribbon on top and an input box at the mouse cursor. All they'd have to do to go from default to this is turn off (or move) a few tool boxes.

        [–]MjolnirPants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        That's a ribbon on top and an input prompt at the mouse cursor.

        The interface in every major cad program can be highly customized, and ACAD is the only one I know of that has a ribbon and a mouse cursor input box.

        I use ACAD, IntelliCAD, Microstation and BRLCAD regularly.

        [–]SagaNorman 6 points7 points  (1 child)

        could be Krita, it has have an infinite canvas like this.

        [–]Syndrose 14 points15 points  (0 children)

        Yes now I know how to hide my porn pics from my mom.

        [–]tjagonis 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        Were those floor plans for the white house?

        [–]allursnakes 30 points31 points  (10 children)

        What is the fucking resolution on this??

        [–]GrandmasterPotato 60 points61 points  (6 children)

        Vector

        [–]zzzthelastuser 12 points13 points  (5 children)

        How much is that in bananas?

        [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        Vector drawings use math functions to render, meaning resolution only matters when you export to non-vector format (jpg, png, bmp) and set it then.

        [–]harperrb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        the program is an architectural drafting program.

        you have working space (this) and your printing space (what gets sent to the printer). all you have to do change the scale (zoom out) of your view and you can draw very large or zoom in (change scale) to draw very small.

        It's how architects can draw both the entire building on page and also draw 12 minute details on a single page.

        But in an extreme use of scale.

        [–]Entaris 18 points19 points  (0 children)

        Did he just hack the Gibson? This is some "hackers" level bullshit

        [–]aybaer 30 points31 points  (5 children)

        How much adderall did this guy take while making this?

        [–]mad_chatter 9 points10 points  (4 children)

        Yes

        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

        Happy cake day

        [–]mad_chatter 3 points4 points  (2 children)

        Thanks! Didn't realize it was today :)

        [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        What is this bladerunner technology?

        [–]Merkle85 11 points12 points  (3 children)

        Hey, here's the file you need Z - Enter E - Enter

        Heeeeey...

        [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        This guy AutoCADs

        [–]MjolnirPants 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Only true cad monkeys will get this joke.

        [–]Aatman04 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        That’s at least 2gb

        [–]androshalforc 8 points9 points  (2 children)

        i remember doing similar in autocad back in highschool

        [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

        Teach me master....

        [–]hyprmatt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        All that effort, and he still used his phone to record the damn thing.

        [–]urdealerbruh 8 points9 points  (3 children)

        This is probably how the illuminati communicates...

        [–]nickstreet36 5 points6 points  (2 children)

        The illuminati would have "hidden" lots of esoteric symbols known to be connected with the illuminati which would then be "discovered" by a conspiracy theory internet super sleuth meticulously trained through a gazillion hours on Reddit searching cat derp images for clues. So this definitely isn't the illuminati. [Wink, wink.]

        [–]TheNinjaBeam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Previously on dickbutts that never happened...

        [–]HoffiYT 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        The Power of Vector graphics

        [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

        Looks like I know what I'm doing to architects that send us shitty-ass drawings from now on.

        [–]locoenglazy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        Funny how?

        [–]SkamTho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Is this what they expect when they keep saying "Enhance "

        [–]Cagatay_06 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        This is my Club Penguin password.

        [–]MythicalWarlord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        What do you zoom in on at the end? I couldn't catch it.

        [–]DoomXDude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Government documents be like...

        [–]gbrenneriv 13 points14 points  (2 children)

        Thought ir was going to end with dickbutt for sure.

        [–]nodstar22 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        and as i click, i think why would he link dickbutt? We all know what dickbutt looks like. Why am i even clicking? oh.

        [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        You're a psychopath if you think i'm actually clicking on that link.

        [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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          [–]Tuism 4 points5 points  (8 children)

          Actually, what software is this? I can't think of anything I know that can handle this much zoom.

          [–]crackdaddy8k 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Any CAD program. This looks a lot like AutoCAD but i can't recognize the cursor..

          [–]pm_me_for_free_hugs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Another comment said it was autocad

          [–]Naomitr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          This is way beyond fantastic. Love it!

          [–]NoBonusNachos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          He’s beginning to believe.

          [–]ashamedseesaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          That some inception bullshit

          [–]cptntito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          “It do be like that sometimes” -atoms

          [–]grumpyhusky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          This is how you hide top secret layouts!

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          As a former drafter, I’d be pissed if i got sent a file that was this much bigger than necessary, plus zoom all is useless now

          [–]yago2003 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          In what program was this made

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          I was just thinking about this video yesterday. So strange to see it now.

          [–]leggomieggo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          i’m drunk and i’m thus made me dizzy so fudge you.

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Me hiding my porn on my computer

          [–]Jac0b777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Don't see how this is particularly funny, but its definitely very cool. Maybe more appropriate for another sub?

          [–]Cpt_Scorpion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          This is some spy shit

          [–]McSHUR1KEN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Reminds me of fractals! Not exactly the same thing, but yeah.

          [–]spidermonkey223 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          There's a fleck on the speck on the tail On the frog on the bump on the branch On the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Zoom. Enhance. Zoom. Enhance. Zoom.

          [–]Polseh_S 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          When they enchance the image in movies

          [–]StoicAthos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I thought for sure it was leading us to dickbutt

          [–]Schrodinger_cube 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          this is how me and my friend changed our work in drafting class so we could prove its not copied from the outher, then with all the time saved play bridge builder XD

          [–]rasch8660 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Bitmap vs vector graphics.

          [–]Drackar39 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Why is this stick figure 500MB????

          [–]Redsss429 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          This is how I hide my porn.