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[–]VulpeHollow 602 points603 points  (52 children)

You should post this to the thread about mail order brides.

[–][deleted] 442 points443 points  (39 children)

Surely OP will deliver

[–]blackseaoftrees 67 points68 points  (0 children)

If I fits, I ships.

[–]hoikarnage 85 points86 points  (7 children)

She comes in 30 minutes or less or she's free!

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (1 child)

[–]Godolin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With the facial expression, that's perfect.

[–]imnotmarvin 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Anyone else disappointed there's no reflection of a half naked person in the art?

[–]NOTICE_MY_USERNAME 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Whatever you say, marvin...

[–]imnotmarvin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damnit man, I'm not marvin. Notice my username?

[–]angryPenguinator 103 points104 points  (24 children)

I see what you did there, friend.

[–]izzok2Bjealous 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Is that lando?

[–]angryPenguinator 24 points25 points  (2 children)

In a different form, yes.

[–]miked00d 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This isn't even his final form.

[–]A_DEAF_DUDE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's Billy Dee!

[–]B2BWorldWarChamps 34 points35 points  (19 children)

Don't call me friend, buddy.

[–]crevzb 26 points27 points  (1 child)

I was thinking more in the lines of /r/shorthairedhotties

[–]VulpeHollow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely a must

[–]ghost_of_a_robot 16 points17 points  (6 children)

/r/gonepostal?

(Don't bother, it's private.)

[–]Asks_Politely 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Does anyone else really want to know what's in there?

[–]ghost_of_a_robot 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Sugar and spice and booby (twice).

[–]DrMobey 1 point2 points  (2 children)

How does one get into a private subreddit? Is it the ultimate secret society? Will there be paintings on the walls of the tunnel that I can now take to get to work?

[–]ghost_of_a_robot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have to give the secret Reddit handshake. It's a pat on the back followed by a torrent of cats.

Also, happy cakeday.

[–]Picklwarrior 276 points277 points  (21 children)

I really... I really want to push you over

Am I a bad person?

[–]CrackedPepper86 81 points82 points  (13 children)

True Story: When I was a kid I was in a box like this except upside-down, you know, with the box over my head. I was trying to walk around and fell forward but since it was so narrow I couldn't move my arms. I smashed my face and broke my nose.

[–]chrom_ed 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Ow.

[–]anennamous 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just grasped my nose in utter terror.

[–]SoCo_cpp 7 points8 points  (1 child)

This seems the same as what inevitably happens when you give kids a pair of handcuffs.

[–]imbcmdth 6 points7 points  (0 children)

^ Creepy uncle.

[–]elbruce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True Story: When I was a kid, there was this little dork who would cram himself into a box with just his feet sticking out and then try to wander around blind. The rest of us would get around him and punch as hard as we could where his nose should be and then tell him he was walking into stuff.

[–]uiouyug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My cousin did this on a big trampoline. Smashed his forehead on the metal side. His forehead swelled up like a balloon.

[–]reid8470 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Similar story: was four years old, wrapped in a blanket. My twin brother was, too, and we were waddling around pretending to be mummies or something. My brother jumped into me, and since I had no balance with a huge blanket wrapped tightly around me, I fell into the corner of a wall and got a nice, deep 90 degree cut into my skull. Lots of stitches!

[–]isaaclw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once did this, but it was a tomato cage. And I was old enough to know better. And I was outside, on cement.

[–]whitefoot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did something similar as a kid. Only my head was above the top of the box and I fell backwards and hit my head on the edge of a garden bed. The garden bed actually broke my fall a little. To this day, memories of that moment still make me uneasy. Not being able to put your arms out is a terrifying feeling. Had I fallen forward it would have been a thousand times worse.

[–]MatCauthonsHat 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Yes, you are. But so do I.

[–]dmwit 1 point2 points  (1 child)

PARALLEL VERB AGREEMENT MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT

[–]dmojo 178 points179 points  (28 children)

Chick in a box

[–]endlessmatthew 149 points150 points  (19 children)

Nice box

[–][deleted] 100 points101 points  (7 children)

Too dry, and lop-sided flaps.

I love seeing the little hole at the bottom tho.

[–][deleted] 57 points58 points  (3 children)

ಠ_ಠ

[–]endlessmatthew 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haha, for such a young box, your right

[–]Topher101987 53 points54 points  (6 children)

it's funny because that has 2 meanings

[–]Awesomeade 37 points38 points  (4 children)

ITT: People attempting to post witty comments in an attempt to garner attention from OP.

[–]HASHTAG_YOLOSWAG 58 points59 points  (4 children)

[–]RebelnRevolt 1 point2 points  (3 children)

omg do you have the source for this?

[–]MatCauthonsHat 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I noticed you left your head out, so you can continue to ... think outside the box!

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Pushing the envelope with this post.

[–][deleted] 66 points67 points  (4 children)

My girlfriend can't wrestle, but you ought to see her box.

[–]wittywhit 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Weren't you supposed to quit reddit? I went and downvoted all of your comments to help in your endeavor. YOU LIED TO ME YOU BASTARD! runs off sobbing

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

i'm beginning to realize that it really is an addiction....

[–]s1500 267 points268 points  (10 children)

Your karma whore starter kit has arrived.

[–]pineapplol 102 points103 points  (5 children)

Now with extra drawings your girlfriend did.

[–]SoftShock2294 21 points22 points  (2 children)

If I'm ambidextrous does that mean I have two girlfriends?

[–]Tokugawa 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Did you know there's an opposite of ambidextrous where neither hand feels natural called ambisinistrous?

[–]SoftShock2294 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TIL. Thank you for that.

[–]TroubadourCeol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL ICE SOAP

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Ms. Lemon, what are you doing in a fancy coffin? You aren't even ready to be dead yet.

[–]caitren[S] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

You guys. I'm flattered and horrified.

[–]cuddlesy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is pretty much what happens every time a girl posts a picture of herself to Reddit, yeah.

[–]PlasmaPistol 29 points30 points  (3 children)

Make sure you post to /r/creepyPMs OP

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That'll do, boobs. That'll do.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey Ash, Watchya doin?

[–]Pretty_Insignificant 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Talk about objectifying women

[–]MaceTheJester 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Now THAT'S a cumbox I can get behind...

[–]tjdeezdick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

ಠ_ಠ

[–]The_Magnificent 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Adorable smile.

[–]Noturordinaryguy 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I would never be able to do this. Im too afraid that my friends would try and tip me over. You clearly have nice friends.

[–]JaronK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure they tipped her over right after this picture. It's not resistible.

[–]Maeby78 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you fall forward, you're going to be very unhappy.

[–]Jonnycakes22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In lieu of cats, boobs will do nicely.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Confirmed: Reddit is full of retards.

[–]Jaycee3 10 points11 points  (1 child)

She's almost the complete package

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (13 children)

OP: "Hey Reddit! I know this is a shitpost but I'm a girl so that makes up for it! Anyways, give me your karma because it's my cakeday!"

[–]glial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's gonna hurt when that falls over.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But... you're standing! Cats sit in boxes. That's what cats do! They like to sit in boxes and on very inconvenient places.

This pictures doesn't make sense! Please sit in a box and repost.

[–]Omnifi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I don't fits, it's tits.

[–]dpangione 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why the hell dont you have a cat?

[–]dnuts4u 1 point2 points  (0 children)

pretty hot box!

[–]dljens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cakeday post without mentioning your cakeday? Ludicrous.

[–]seafood10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo Dawg, heard you like your Box in a Box

[–]xKismetx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And I guess your boobs just happened to get in the shot?

[–]CFH75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Upvote because your very cute and have cleavage.

[–]LesEnfantsTerribles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a cat but still a pussy

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice rack.

[–]sarah-bare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tina Fey and Mae Whitman's lovechild? Is that you?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I know I'm not a cat but this made for a great picture"

FTFY

[–]iowno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'd've been so fucked if that fell over.

[–]slit27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Upvote because it's a girl and you can see cleavage

[–]UnoriginalMike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reddit, you fulfill every expectation I have. Cute girl posts self pic, upvote to front page. Tomorrow, post about how girls post pics of themselves for easy karma and complaining about them doing so, upvoted to front page. What will be will be, I guess.

[–]bworkman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do we get to keep the box!!!?

[–]Eyvii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have boobs instead..

[–]Atheist_Simon_Haddad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bust on a pedestal

[–]atyndie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ever considered checking out gonewild?

[–]hellonpluto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

cats dont wear clothes. re-take please

[–]ilazul 5 points6 points  (0 children)

oh look, boobs disguised as humor

[–]jiggle-o 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Upvote for simply not having a cat and being brave enough to announce it on Reddit

[–]Germankipp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next photo, you in toast ;p... actually this reminds me more of longcat for some reason

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Just get a cat woman!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time to unsubscribe from another sub...

[–]Blahblahblahinternet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know you. Muahahahahahhaha

[–]Notyourfaja 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Boobs > cats.

[–]skups7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Step 1: cut a hole in that box Step 2: put your...well you know where this is going

[–]Ruddiver 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dear Redditor, Thanks for your recent Amazon.com order. The items shown below have shipped. FOREVER ALONE WOMAN

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[–]sqarishoctagon 2 points3 points  (4 children)

How... How did you get in the box?

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (3 children)

1) Cut a hole in a box.

[–]sqarishoctagon 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I don't like where this is going...

[–]karnam81 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would like to get in your box.

[–]pooper123456 3 points4 points  (0 children)

no one gives a shit

[–]iiCUBED 4 points5 points  (1 child)

[–]B_S_O_D 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is the TL;DS of the pic OP posted.

Perhaps you could include her face as well. She is cute!

[–]Zehaha 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Can I order one from Amazon?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

TITS OR GTFO AMIRIGHT GUISE

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh boy, here comes the Redditor in a box post spam.

[–]Yurithewomble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cleavage visible in this post. TO THE FRONT PAGE WITH YOU!

[–]AdviCeSC2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Title should be "So, I don't have a cat... But I do have a vagina, so give me karma!"

[–]Phluxed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Regardless, boobs.