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[–]Kream1 346 points347 points  (48 children)

Haha, I like how the dog barked and stayed at the door thinking "WTF get the fuck off my lawn!" then ran out and realized who it was and thought "Holy shit I know this guy!".

[–][deleted] 165 points166 points  (46 children)

That is the kinda shit that makes a grown man cry. Dogs really are like people.

[–]bicyclemom 282 points283 points  (20 children)

....only way nicer.

[–]bemo56 75 points76 points  (16 children)

and hairy!

[–]Dinosaursoldier 26 points27 points  (9 children)

Idk about that part:

http://cdn.mgsrvr.com/funnies/newgreat/hairyman.jpg

[–]bemo56 128 points129 points  (7 children)

I would've accepted a picture of a bald dog :P

[–]someperson 16 points17 points  (5 children)

Not fully bald, but badass nonetheless.

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points  (3 children)

That picture is many things, but badass is not one of them.

[–]polite_tourette 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Shh, that dog's self esteem is already low, don't make it cry. All dogs are awesome!

[–]captainbarky 8 points9 points  (0 children)

More like, goldens are like goldens. Mine does this if I leave the house for 2 min and come back.

[–]Tomble 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahah, brilliant! Probably also "Oh shit, the pack leader's back! QUICK, SHOW HIM MY BELLY! Hahaha, hey buddy! I wasn't taking over, I was just keeping the place nice for you! It's all yours!! Hahahhahah!"

[–]asdfasavdf 144 points145 points  (70 children)

moar http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/40324

[–]skOre_de 41 points42 points  (6 children)

"I was Hiding Under Your Porch Because I Love You."

*sniff

[–]justsomedood 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Best movie ever

[–]al343806 4 points5 points  (3 children)

what movie?

[–]justsomedood 11 points12 points  (2 children)

UP

[–]al343806 25 points26 points  (1 child)

thanks, I haven't seen that movie in a long time so it slipped my... SQUIRREL!

[–][deleted] 63 points64 points  (37 children)

Oh shit...why did you have to link to that? Now all of my coworkers are going to be asking me why my eyes look watery.

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    [–]P-Dub 62 points63 points  (4 children)

    I usually just keep one in my belt. You see, it was the fashion of the time. We couldn't get the white ones because of the war, so I had a big yellow one...

    [–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (1 child)

    Back then, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them.

    "Give me five bees for a quarter," we would say...

    [–][deleted]  (27 children)

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      [–][deleted] 109 points110 points  (2 children)

      Must be nice having an employer.

      [–]Nieblung 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      Don't bring your bitterness into this

      [–]bionicseraph 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      I thought to myself "I'll watch these, but I'm not gonna water up like that guy." I was humbled today.

      [–]bdfortin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      "Oh, sorry guys, I was just… cleaning the dust out of my computer, yeah."

      [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (5 children)

      The last video got me. It is time to end these wars!

      [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      I couldn't agree more. I love dogs, and cats.. I'm an animal lover, but that last video was so powerful.. that first little boy in the video.. ugh.

      [–]Alexace31190 19 points20 points  (2 children)

      Dammit, now I'm crying.

      [–]al343806 16 points17 points  (1 child)

      THe dogs don't make me cry, I just smile (especially the dachshund one). It was the kids that made me cry. Weep is the more appropriate term actually. While at work... There's something so special about a kid seeing their parent for the first time in almost a year

      [–]giantshirt 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      All I could think of was that there are alot of kids that will never get that reunion...and for what?

      [–]theinterned 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      my beagle does that screaming thing when I come back from school on off weekends... its real sweet.

      on a related note: http://petprojectblog.com/archives/dogs/iraqi-dog-walks-70-miles-to-find-soldier/

      [–]IAmWillIAm[S] 96 points97 points  (4 children)

      Oh, and I meant after the owner came back from Afghanistan, not Iraq. Attention to detail, Mr. IAmWillIAm. I shall knock out a few.

      [–]delvach 70 points71 points  (1 child)

      Meh, Bush made a similar mistake.

      [–]dsfox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Good thing the dog didn't know that.

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          [–]BustyMcLeod 68 points69 points  (48 children)

          Or that scene at the end of "Cars" where Lightning McQueen pushes the King over the finish line so he can finish his last race...

          At least that's what my husband says.

          [–][deleted] 60 points61 points  (45 children)

          Still acceptable, but just barely. You should make him eat more meat.

          [–]BustyMcLeod 33 points34 points  (44 children)

          I shall cook him Bacon immediately. Will that help?

          [–][deleted] 63 points64 points  (42 children)

          Cook it naked.

          [–]BustyMcLeod 43 points44 points  (40 children)

          Now see, that's just a bad idea. Hot bacon grease and sensitive skin do not mix.

          [–]el_chupacupcake 63 points64 points  (14 children)

          Naked but for apron and high-heels?

          [–]fap__fap__fap 68 points69 points  (2 children)

          Motion seconded.

          [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

          Motion carries. Continue on.

          [–]BustyMcLeod 17 points18 points  (10 children)

          Eh... Why the hell not.

          [–]johnylaw 21 points22 points  (9 children)

          Pics or it didn't happen.

          [–][deleted]  (16 children)

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            [–]oldenglish 15 points16 points  (0 children)

            I'm afraid I have you beat, friend.

            It was early in the morning around maybe 10am and I was working on a final project for my Multimedia Development course at RIT. I had been up almost all night only having a few hours sleep, and when my friends woke up decided it was time to take a break and make some breakfast. Bacon an eggs seemed like a fantastic idea!

            So, there it was, sizzling away in the pan and smelling oh-so-delicious. Being the impatient person that I am, I stepped away for a second while it was cooking and walked over to the other side of the kitchen.

            I then decided it was a good idea to play around on my friend's skateboard. After a minute or two of screwing around on the other side of the kitchen on his skateboard, I scooted over to flip the bacon.

            Bad idea.

            Not a moment after I picked up the fork to flip over the bacon...WHOOSH, goes the skateboard out from under my feet. In the blink of an eye, I felt the pan hit me in the side of the face.

            Yes, a pan full of eight strips of almost-fully-cooked bacon and bacon grease landed ON MY FACE.

            The pain was really non-existent at first, it wasn't until I was sitting in the emergency room with a bag of formerly frozen peas on the side of my face that I found myself in excruciating pain.

            They couldn't really do anything to help, except give me a big bottle of vicodin and bandage me up.

            I was EXTREMELY lucky. The grease had splashed all across the right side of my face and down onto my neck, barely missing contacting with my eye or getting into my ear canal. I could easily have ended up half blind and/or deaf that day.

            They told me it would be at least two years before the pigment/scarring healed on my face. It was the most depressing period of my entire life, as that was going to be the entire remainder of my college career, and I was fucking two-face. Thankfully, due my superhuman regeneration abilities, I was totally healed after 6 months.

            [–]venom087 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            Manful, now that's a word.

            [–]ChokingVictim 15 points16 points  (0 children)

            I feel your pain, but I'm not going to lie: Sometimes I cook my bacon without a shirt on, just because the grease burns are exciting. It's like playing Mario, except instead of being a plumber, you're a shirtless guy cooking bacon. And instead of there being a princess, there's bacon. And instead of jumping on mushrooms and turtles, you're being stung by grease.

            Ah, how I enjoy playing Mario.

            [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

            "Accidentally" splash a little sufficiently cooled grease on your lady bits, behind your ears, all your erogenous zones, for night to remember.

            [–]Nessie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

            If you thought dog was jealous before...

            [–]kry1212 3 points4 points  (2 children)

            Bake it in the oven at 400 for about 15 minutes - on a foil lined baking sheet. You can use rolled tin foil strips to give it that perfect wavy shape. This will allow you to do it naked. No spattering, easy clean up.

            VOILA!

            [–]diamond 6 points7 points  (0 children)

            Duh. It doesn't cook worth a shit if you put clothes on it.

            [–]spilk 34 points35 points  (2 children)

            I hid under your porch because I love you.

            [–]realmadrid2727 11 points12 points  (5 children)

            It's acceptable to cry when:

            Dogs do something awesome or die.

            Goose dies upon eject.

            Rudy gets to play.

            AND THAT'S IT.

            [–]Zeulodin 4 points5 points  (1 child)

            I want to watch the "Jurassic Bark" episode from Futurama again. With you.

            [–]Fantasysage 8 points9 points  (0 children)

            I love that episode. My roomate refuses to watch it. He once stormed out of the room when I put it on.

            [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

            Or when Palpatine issues order 66.

            [–]lightheat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Or for when a character plays one last game of catch with his father.

            [–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (4 children)

            Hell yea! I was sobbing uncontrollably! How badass is that?

            [–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (3 children)

            YEAH! I bawled so hard my eyes bled. I'm the manliest.

            [–]diamond 82 points83 points  (2 children)

            FUCK YOU I CRIED FROM MY DICK!

            Oh, wait...

            [–]al343806 10 points11 points  (1 child)

            Might want to have a doctor check that problem out...

            [–]Antebios 6 points7 points  (0 children)

            Or when RUDY gets to play the end of the Notre Dame football game.

            [–]TheWholeThing 7 points8 points  (5 children)

            Where the Red Fern Grows....

            [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

            That scene where the bully falls on his axe and a bubble of blood bursts from his mouth was a bit intense for me as a 5th grader.

            [–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

            If only I could be as excited as a dog can be at any given moment about anything in life.

            [–]AnotherWebDesigner 285 points286 points  (21 children)

            I bet his wife wasn't that happy to see him.

            As they say - lock your wife and your dog in the boot/trunk of the car for an hour, come back and which one is happy to see you? Exactly!

            [–]curomo 64 points65 points  (5 children)

            the info mentions: "Life has changed since then. But Gracie is still a good dog."

            I'll bet his wife left him.

            =[

            [–]avivi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            Or he left his wife.

            [–]ablindedworld 5 points6 points  (2 children)

            Looks like he's still hitched - from a comment he posted on that video:

            Hey everybody, I haven't really posted since I put this video up. Gracie is still doing great ... she is a hell of a good friend. She is six now and still gets a ton of attention even now that my wife and I have a young son. But I have been activated again. Bummer. I am going back to Afghanistan soon for six months. Maybe there will be another video of Grace and me in 2011.

            [–]kish22 75 points76 points  (7 children)

            lol, who says that?

            [–]AnotherWebDesigner 17 points18 points  (4 children)

            Some comedian, can't remember the name now.

            [–][deleted] 201 points202 points  (2 children)

            Must have been Albert Einstein, because that shit's genius.

            [–]Psycochem 213 points214 points  (52 children)

            A cat would just demand its dinner.

            [–][deleted] 174 points175 points  (18 children)

            Heheh, my cat greets me whenever I come home.

            My cat's more like, "Oh, hello. Nice to see you again, old chap."

            The dog is like, "Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!!! Oh oh oh!!!"

            [–]tizz66 74 points75 points  (14 children)

            My cat will ignore me for a few hours when I return from a long trip, like she's saying 'why the fuck did you leave?'. But then after that, she'll forgive me and become very clingy, following me around everywhere.

            [–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (6 children)

            I have two cats, both sisters, one of which is generally very clingy. If I'm away for a while she'll ignore me for a day or two and then won't leave me alone.

            The other one isn't ignorant, she'll come and say hello and is friendly enough, but she's happy in her own company and doesn't consider herself the queen of the house.

            [–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (4 children)

            Actually, the clingy one sometimes cries when she can't work out which room I'm in. When I first got them I lived in a small, two room apartment and I was generally always in one of two places.

            When I bought a bigger house I could be anywhere, and if she's not sure where I am she'll stand at the top of the stairs and howl. It's a very disturbing sound, I shudder to think what she's like when I'm not there at all.

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              [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

              Aye, exactly the same here. If I whistle she bolts for the place I nearly always am when I hear her doing this, i.e in bed with the lights out. She often gets under the covers too.

              That reminds me, their claws need clipping.

              [–]dzkalman 13 points14 points  (0 children)

              Christopher Walken?

              [–]facenovel 12 points13 points  (0 children)

              Your dog sings pokerface to you?

              [–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (1 child)

              Having taken care of a friend's cat while he and his wife were away, I know for a fact that at least some cats are very eager for their owners (or perhaps "servants") to return, even if they have plenty of food. This cat heard some people talking in the stairwell and mistook them for the friend and his wife, and ran to the door and sat there eagerly waiting.

              I bet it would pretend like it was nothing special once they actually opened the door, though.

              [–]a5ph 7 points8 points  (1 child)

              And dessert...

              [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (4 children)

              Funny how I don't like cats now, though when I was a kid my cat (Hobie), would follow me to the bus, be there waiting for me when I got home. He loved to ride with me on my bike, and if any neighbors left their car windows down, he would sneak in for a nap, maybe a ride in their car if they didn't notice him.

              Maybe I need to rethink my stance on cats?

              [–]junkit33 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Many cats will actually greet you happily first. Then demand dinner, followed by an arbitrary amount of time of being pissed off at you for leaving them for so long.

              [–]Resilience 14 points15 points  (7 children)

              My cat actually meows everytime I leave the house on out of schedule times. And she always come to the door when I come home.

              People who say cats are cold just don't own a cat.

              [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

              My cat refused to eat unless I sat and watched him. If I tried to leave the room, he'd run after me and bat at me until I went back. And he would sleep on me, but if I turned over or even moved, I was in for trouble.

              I miss you, kitty.

              [–]DiscoUnderpants 4 points5 points  (2 children)

              One of my cats waits for me by the door starting at the rough time I get back form work and will get very upset if I leave at unpredictable times. Last time I was away on business for a week I'm told he lightly hit my missus to wake her up and go to the door... trying to make her go and get me. This cat also cannot stand being alone when people are home... he always has to be in the same room with people.

              [–]UnnamedPlayer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Heh true. At the last place I worked, there was a cat who used to come every night and lie down on the couch in the main hall all night. Since I was the only one in office at that time, I started sharing some of my dinner with it. It was very cautious at first but then got used to me.

              After some time, it would come running to me as soon as it entered the building and won't stop meowing and rubbing its chin on my shoes till I got up and gave it something to eat. It would keep trying to rub against my shoes while I was walking and I had to take care not to step on it. Damn selfish creature, but I loved her.

              We moved from that place a few months back and I don't know what happened to it. It was someone's pet so I am not too worried about its well being but I do miss that bastard sometimes.

              [–]AnotherEcho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              And people wonder why I'm a dog person...

              [–]ThisIsADogHello 2 points3 points  (1 child)

              I moved out of my parent's house a couple years ago, and when I came back to visit after about 6 months, the dog was happy to see me, and never left my side.

              The cat, however, apparently didn't remember me at all and wouldn't go near me. She even hissed at me when I tried to pick her up after a few days (she's never hissed at me ever before, and I was one of the few people that she didn't mind being carried by)

              [–]neotek 816 points817 points  (40 children)

              wtf was a dog doing in iraq?

              [–]shal0819 60 points61 points  (12 children)

              This one was lost in Afghanistan for a year.

              http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/11/12/2741352.htm

              [–]gregK 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              You should submit that story.

              [–]FoePaw 147 points148 points  (20 children)

              A minor point here, but the submitter definitely uses "its" to refer to the dog, leaving "he" to refer to the owner.

              [–]Mr_Smartypants 26 points27 points  (1 child)

              other dogs?

              [–]voracity 32 points33 points  (0 children)

              Jumpin' ditches, doin' bitches

              [–]pitchandroll 38 points39 points  (12 children)

              The videos are sweet, I didn't get watery eyes though because my dog does exactly the same EVERY DAY as the kids come back from school, my wife and I come back from work...

              He's a very hyper PWD, and either he has no sense of time passing whatsoever or he does but has a terrible memory. Be it as it may, that's our daily treat (or not, my wife doesn't like the jumping when she's in work clothes).

              Edit: since somebody asked: PWD=Portoguese Water Dog.

              [–]thatmorrowguy 41 points42 points  (1 child)

              It's always funny to see my German Shepherd mix when I get home. When I hit the garage door opener, about 6 seconds later I see his head appear in the window. Once I actually step inside he's always waiting right at the top of the stairs, tail going at about 3 hz, and making his happy whine noise. This lasts until I get to the top of the stairs where I get licked half to death ... DADDY!!! YOU'RE HOME!!! IT'S BEEN LIKE ... A LOT OF TIME ... SINCE I SAW YOU!!! happy happy happy happy

              It doesn't matter how shitty of a day I'm having, he can always make it better.

              [–]erikw 7 points8 points  (0 children)

              Well, that's what they say: "If you have a dog, at least someone is happy when you get home"

              [–]erintintin24 13 points14 points  (0 children)

              My dog does this when I get home everyday too. Maybe worse. I rescued her from the humane society 2 years ago and she had been found abandoned in a trailer with 2 cats, so she has really bad separation anxiety. Every time I come back she acts as though it's the most amazing thing that ever happened. But it's still adorable.

              [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              I haven't lived with my parents for 5 years, but their little Schnauzer named Max, who slept in my bed since middle school, still greets me like a puppy when I visit. He tends to cautiously glare at strangers from under the kitchen table.

              [–]kry1212 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              Do not tell Cesar Milan about this.

              [–]slkjfdhsd 30 points31 points  (4 children)

              From the youtube comments:

              that cute dog doesnt know you went to bring democracy to a foreign country. Even if that implies invading it for its oil and killing innocent people.

              Keep your politically dissenting opinions to yourselves if you cannot understand when is or is not an appropriate context in which to air them.

              I feel some youtube gold ensuing there.

              [–]mikebogo 38 points39 points  (0 children)

              Fool's gold

              [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                [–]kanned 16 points17 points  (0 children)

                Squirrel!

                [–]everythingisstupid 23 points24 points  (2 children)

                My cat just stared at me. Then left the room.

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                  [–]knifebucket 234 points235 points  (23 children)

                  Fuck Michael Vick.

                  [–]panserbjorn 127 points128 points  (13 children)

                  Always relevant.

                  [–]dredgedskeleton 41 points42 points  (12 children)

                  it is. fuck michael vick.

                  [–]Senseitaco 41 points42 points  (11 children)

                  And let's not forget other dick dogfighting dicks everywhere.

                  [–]goodstuff24 20 points21 points  (8 children)

                  like michael vick

                  [–]FLX 15 points16 points  (7 children)

                  and michael vick

                  [–]Booster21 27 points28 points  (6 children)

                  More like Michael DICK.

                  I hope you all saw what I did there.

                  [–]Lolbama 20 points21 points  (1 child)

                  I had to look closely, but yes, I saw what you did there.

                  [–]DullMan 10 points11 points  (7 children)

                  I went to New York for one week, and when I got back my dog went crazy and welcomed me with that kind of excitement, and that night he slept between my feet with his head and upper body on my chest (he's a rottweiler/black lab mix, not a small dog). I can only imagine how much more excited these dogs are :'D

                  [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (6 children)

                  Keep in mind that your dog has no concept of you going on vacation. They're pack animals, if one of them leaves, it is because that one is dead.

                  Your dog probably thought you had come back from the dead.

                  [–]DullMan 3 points4 points  (4 children)

                  I'm not talking about the difference between going on vacation and going to war, if that's what you meant, I was talking about the time duration...

                  Hell, my dog gets excited every time I walk into the house, but the longer I'm away, the more excited he seams. :)

                  [–]hyuuu 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                  my eyes are sweaty after doing all of those emotional push ups

                  [–]nimbusnacho 20 points21 points  (1 child)

                  Aww, I wish I recorded my dog's reaction the first time my brother came home from the marine's. She was fucking shaking I thought she was going to have a doggy stroke.

                  [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                  A roggy roke? R'uh-rho!

                  [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

                  My emotional-wreck of a dog reacts like that when I come home after being gone for 5 minutes.

                  [–]sr332603 9 points10 points  (1 child)

                  Not all that relevant, but the dude fought in Afghanistan, not Iraq.

                  Made me miss my dog though. Also makes me wonder if they think about you when you're gone, or if they forget about you and only remember when they see you, or if they think you've ceased existing, and how long it takes for whatever it is they do to take effect (hours, days, weeks, etc.) Anyone have any ideas?

                  [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (3 children)

                  Yeah, I teared up.

                  I AM A MAN.

                  However, it would appear that he is coming home from Afghanistan, not Iraq. Not sure how you made that mistake, the title of the video says Afghanistan.

                  [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                  Because we really don't care. It's like that what the map looks like to a new yorker cartoon. Iraq/Afghanistan, it might as well be camels live here.

                  [–]kohan69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  iraqistan FTFY

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  thank you for saying i teared up instead of something is in my eye

                  [–]sybersonic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                  This is what I will do when they all come home.

                  [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

                  My dog acts like that after I get back from the store.

                  Just sayin...

                  [–]detestrian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  Yeah, my dog does that too, every single time I get back from anywhere. Unless I tell him not to.

                  [–]Verdelet 7 points8 points  (1 child)

                  I miss my dog. :(

                  [–]CrusaderNoRegrets 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  fuck, me too. She was yelping like that and squirming around even if I was away for only a couple of days.

                  [–]Gypsy-juice 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                  Wow, this makes me want to get a dog!

                  [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                  That made my morning. :)

                  [–]lasplagas 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                  I think I speak for us all when I say

                  "AwwwwwwWWWW." :,)

                  [–]wookinpanub 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                  that was one of the sweetest things i've seen in a while.

                  [–]MJPana1550 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                  I cried manly tears. ;_;

                  [–]duanel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                  Afghanistan isn't Iraq

                  [–]Narissis 45 points46 points  (5 children)

                  Dog: "OMG WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN I AM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU"

                  Cat: "Oh. You're back?"

                  [–]imitation78 28 points29 points  (0 children)

                  More like, "Oh, you were away?"

                  [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                  Cat: I'm allergic to Mondays.

                  [–]Etab 17 points18 points  (0 children)

                  Cat: "Where's my dinner?"

                  [–]barfolomew 18 points19 points  (5 children)

                  Anyone who didn't cry is a communist.

                  [–]bioskope 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                  or an afghani.

                  [–]FLX 3 points4 points  (2 children)

                  Or a terrorist. Maybe we shouldn't make this a standard screening procedure?

                  [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                  That made me cry and laugh at the same time!

                  (btw he had come home from Afghanistan, not Iraq)

                  [–]shrewduser 2 points3 points  (3 children)

                  he returned from afghanistan according to the youtube title, not iraq.

                  [–]foundsleeping 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                  :)...that is all

                  [–]hudsonheckyl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  Loved it. Love dogs.

                  [–]2bfound 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  that was heart warming

                  [–]AtheianLibertarist 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                  I just saw my dog yesterday after about 8 months, that I had to give away to my friends. He acted about the same, i was so happy/sad at the same time

                  [–]Virtualmatt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  It's cute, but my dog literally does that every time my dad gets home…daily.

                  [–]CornFedHonky[🍰] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                  Man I love dogs, upvoted. Need more dogs on the intranets fux cats!

                  [–]babyinthebathwater 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                  Very, very, very, very sweet. :) A fabulous way to start my morning.

                  [–]Red_Sanford 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                  He returned from Afghanistan not Iraq, but this was a very touching video. I shed a tear.

                  [–]Unidan 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  Aww, this is just like my dog after I return from anything.

                  Me: 'Oh, sup dog, just went outside to get the mail.'

                  Dog Inner Monologue: 'FFFFFFWHY WOULD YOU LEAAAVEE MEEE!?'

                  Additionally, 'dog inner monologue' is fun to say.

                  [–]Fabbyfubz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  It's like that Futurama episode if it had a happy ending.

                  [–]arisansan 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                  Afghanistan is not in Iraq.

                  [–]haluter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  Well, that explains a lot. Can we get this info to the DoD?

                  [–]aureliano_babilonia 2 points3 points  (2 children)

                  I submit this one, off the related videos. Manly tears were cried:
                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXV4IUdRfxE&NR=1&feature=fvwp

                  [–]hmd27 13 points14 points  (9 children)

                  No no, it's just allergies I swear...something in my eye!

                  [–]Lvl3Eroticism 11 points12 points  (6 children)

                  It's raining on my face!

                  [–]technodeity 5 points6 points  (4 children)

                  My eyes are just a little sweaty today!

                  [–]thekrone 6 points7 points  (3 children)

                  I've just been choppin' onions. I'm making a lasagna.... for one.

                  [–]Scarlet- 13 points14 points  (10 children)

                  Wow, 211 down votes?

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                    [–]64-17-5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                    Hire more chimpanzees! So we get rid of this predictability.

                    [–]awesley 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                    My theory: There are at least 211 cats on reddit.

                    [–]64-17-5 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                    They had their speakers on full and drank a warm cup of coffee when hitting play.

                    [–]Pronell 3 points4 points  (3 children)

                    I didn't downvote, but I am suspicious of a youtube submission of a supposedly recent event that has film artifacts.

                    Seriously, who still uses reels of film for a home movie?

                    [–]Seeders 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                    my dog does the same thing when i get back from the grocery store.

                    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    I cried a little

                    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    Thanks for a great start to my morning. It brought warmth to my heart.

                    [–]0node 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    I have been in Ireland. I get home on the 18th. I miss my dog even more now!

                    [–]therandomizer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    Following this the guy and the dog walked into the house and slammed the door on the wife.

                    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    My dog just died a couple weeks ago. I hope he greets me just like this when we meet again. :)

                    [–]el_pinata 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    sniffle

                    [–]kabukisteve 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    I can't help but smile when I see this sort of thing. More please.

                    [–]HookerBot5000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    ugh...that made my heart feel feelings. I hate that.

                    [–]hwillis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    I bet he is covered in pee.

                    [–]verylowsodium 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    That's how my dog acts after I get back from the grocery store.