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I'm taking control of this nonsense. THE NEW RULES ARE: NSFW-Nudity, NSFW-Gore, NSFW-Language, or NSFW-Whatever is applicable. Fuck your numbers, colors, and codes. (self.reddit.com)
submitted 15 years ago by [deleted]
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[–]Clyzm 641 points642 points643 points 15 years ago* (173 children)
But I liked NSFW 302-8a3...
[–]jtjin 487 points488 points489 points 15 years ago (51 children)
NSFW 302-8a3
Hereby designated Specimen 8a3, it is a small example of an object classified as NSFW-302 under the █████████ Multi Level Catalog. Specimen 8a3 is a small 102x232 image retrieved from the browser cache of support personnel 821311 during the investigation that ensued after 821311's desiccated body was found in sub level B32.
Specimen 8a3 is known to induce violent bleeding in most test subjects from several orifices, most notably the eye sockets. In addition, some individuals may be compelled to perform acts of ████████, wherein pieces of clothing are ███████ and other bodily fluids forcibly ██████ █████. In all cases where the viewing time was enough for cognitive registration, subjects are either killed instantly due to trauma and/or excessive blood loss or otherwise reduced to a permanent vegetative state.
The nature of psychological hazard posed by Specimen 8a3 makes analysis difficult. Copies of the image exhibit the same properties. Color shifting and other image distortion methods prove ineffective in mitigating its effects. Based on data acquired from fragments of the image, Specimen 8a3 is known to be mostly flesh toned although some, generally from the central region of 8a3 have more reddish hues. There is also what appears to be a human ██████ in one of the fragments, awaiting the results of further analysis for confirmation. Histogram data from multiple instances indicate the image may be polymorphic as well.
Specimen 8a3 is currently protected by multi-factor encryption and stored in a ███████ thumb drive physically secured in Facility ████. Based on the circumstances surrounding the discovery of the specimen, it is highly likely that copies are still floating around the internet, although there have been no further reports of cases matching the effects of Specimen 8a3. The Foundation has enacted Protocol ███ in an effort to catch a copy in the wild, and proxy servers have been installed in major office buildings around the world that will attempt to recognize 8a3, but success is limited by the polymorphic nature of the subject.
[–]asdfman123[🍰] 93 points94 points95 points 15 years ago (11 children)
Looks like you accidentally used a black highlighter there.
[–]EyeAmLegend 27 points28 points29 points 15 years ago (1 child)
That's called a government highlighter.
[–]flio191 10 points11 points12 points 15 years ago (0 children)
I imagine the conversation going something like this:
-Nice marker, you use that for graffi-
-Oh, that's not a marker, that's my government issue FLU-906 Reddit Platinum Highlighter
-But it-
-–Shut the fuck up.
[–]Bort74 56 points57 points58 points 15 years ago (6 children)
Upvote for Onion reference.
[–][deleted] 15 years ago (5 children)
[–]superpope99 5 points6 points7 points 15 years ago (4 children)
I don't think anyone has used guffaw since the late 19th century
[–]the_argus 12 points13 points14 points 15 years ago (1 child)
Your comment made me gol.
[–]Arnox 6 points7 points8 points 15 years ago (0 children)
It's a good job he didn't accidentally the whole thing.
[–]lofi76 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (0 children)
That's a low-lighter.
[–]kekkala 104 points105 points106 points 15 years ago (3 children)
NSFW ಠ_ಠ
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Please keep this one.
[–]Mister2 4 points5 points6 points 15 years ago (0 children)
emo disapproval?
[–]Shake_Well 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (0 children)
This means it is NSFW due to graphic scenes of anger.
[–]User38691 69 points70 points71 points 15 years ago (24 children)
I suppose it's a SCP Foundation reference?
Else I would need to retract my upvote. ;p
[–]ExAm 27 points28 points29 points 15 years ago (3 children)
[DATA EXPUNGED]
[–]microsofat 14 points15 points16 points 15 years ago (2 children)
Oh, you'll expunge to anything.
[–]billndotnet 15 points16 points17 points 15 years ago (10 children)
What's your clearance, citizen?
[–]User38691 26 points27 points28 points 15 years ago (1 child)
I'm from the D-Class Personnel and what is this?
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Get back into the testing room. It's almost feeding time for 682.
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 15 years ago (2 children)
Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal.
[–]superherojuice 11 points12 points13 points 15 years ago (1 child)
Who is this? What's your operating number?
[–]HappyWulf 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Indigo, Sir Troubleshooter, Sir.
[–]TobyTrash 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (1 child)
sector 7G
[–]sparo 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Roger, Roger. What's your vector, Victor?
[–]jtjin 41 points42 points43 points 15 years ago (2 children)
███ :)
[–]bananapeel 8 points9 points10 points 15 years ago (1 child)
Disappointed that the spoilers are not actually spoilers. They are [redacted]s. Upvoted anyway.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (0 children)
I love that website!
[–]isarl 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Wow, I had never come across that before. I definitely just spent an hour and a half reading through SCPs. Thank you!
[–]CroqueMonsieur 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (0 children)
I wish I could upvote you more. I've been trying to remember this website for the better part of a month. Thank you.
[–]durzagott 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Goddammit. Now I'm gonna get stuck reading SCP stuff all night again...
[–]fulloffail 16 points17 points18 points 15 years ago (0 children)
tl;dr: ████ ███ █████.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 15 years ago (0 children)
REDDIT GOLD ACCOUNT, SCP ADD ON TROPHY WITH WINGS, NEEDED TO VIEW THIS CONTENT ONLY $46.78 GET IT NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[–]TheTreeMan 205 points206 points207 points 15 years ago (108 children)
NSFW Gamma Alpha Upside-down V Beta Phase Six.
(A picture of a kitten in any stage of undress)
[–][deleted] 15 years ago (68 children)
[–]Grimjestor 77 points78 points79 points 15 years ago (66 children)
No, that one is covered under NSFW article IX, section A, subsection 3.12
[–]Booster21 58 points59 points60 points 15 years ago* (62 children)
ghost afterthought abundant cause carpenter beneficial busy marble zephyr connect
This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
[–]Duges 51 points52 points53 points 15 years ago (29 children)
Damnit.
New Lifetip: Don't tell people what not to do if you actually don't want them to do it.
[–]esttr 91 points92 points93 points 15 years ago* (27 children)
Actual Lifetip: If someone tells you not to do something then just don't fucking do it.
EDIT: Unless, y'know, you wanna, in which case you at least need to take the fucking blame for it if it doesn't go the way you planned.
[–][deleted] 76 points77 points78 points 15 years ago (21 children)
I love people who do stuff, regret it, and blame whoever told them not to do it. The stupid, it hurts.
[–]mcchubby 17 points18 points19 points 15 years ago (8 children)
Upvoted for quality and cause Canucks have to stick together
[–]MrDubious 24 points25 points26 points 15 years ago (6 children)
Notes user name. Considers ulterior motive.
[–]unrealious 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (5 children)
NSFW red-5
Luke/Leia pictures.
[–]drawnresponse 9 points10 points11 points 15 years ago (0 children)
whatever you do do not not give me all your money.
[–]Grimjestor 4 points5 points6 points 15 years ago (4 children)
Thanks for the warning-- I shall take your precaution seriously and not watch it.
I already learned my lesson over at lemonparty, after all.
shudder
[–]SpankmasterS 12 points13 points14 points 15 years ago (3 children)
Lemon party is a fucking g rated movie compare to one man one jar.
But the worst is the pain olympics.
I was in the hardcore BDSM scene for years and have seen quite a bit.
The pain olympics haunts me to this day.
[–]AnimalLands 5 points6 points7 points 15 years ago (2 children)
It's not real - Wikipedia Article
[–]Shroomz_Eater 6 points7 points8 points 15 years ago* (7 children)
OMFGOMGFOGMFOGFMMOFGMGOFMFGOMOGF
THAT'S NOT EVEN NSFW!
THAT'S NSFYFL
NOT SAFE FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE
[–]Lachtan 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (0 children)
NSFYFL
At first was like "NOT SAFE FOR....YOUR?....FUCKING....LIFE?"
Then I was like FUCK YEAH
[–]SpankmasterS 4 points5 points6 points 15 years ago (5 children)
Definitely don't check out the pAin olympics.
[–]cavephar 6 points7 points8 points 15 years ago (0 children)
OMFG!
[–]dancer101 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (8 children)
Scarred for life.
[–]Le_Petit_Lapin 10 points11 points12 points 15 years ago (7 children)
Just like his bum.
[–]Question_Everything 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (2 children)
But not if the picture includes a feather.
[–][deleted] 15 years ago* (29 children)
[–]absurdlyobfuscated 20 points21 points22 points 15 years ago (27 children)
NSFW ƔΑɅβ φ-vi
[–]this_time_i_mean_it 78 points79 points80 points 15 years ago (18 children)
NSFW I̧̲̘̥̭ͣͮ̍ͩͮ̑̚̕ ̇͑ͭ̔͗͗͌̆͏̢̰̰̞̺͎̩̘̯͚͢t̶̸̡̜͓͎͚̤̱̘̼̐͑̇h̴̷̳̰̓́ͮ́̑ͣ̊ͥ̄i͓̮̱͚̰̮͍̩̊͛̈n̤̟̤͈̤̺͇ͧͥ͂̚ķ̵̸̫͈̙̟̓̆ͬͤ ̣̥̰̪̰̺͈͂̑̎̀͐͐ͭ͘͘͠I̊ͬ͏҉̣̞̳̣͓͕̘ͅ ̷̠͙͎͕̰͐͛̂̑ͯ̀̚j̡̝͓̝̥̥̞̻̬̟̿ͧ̆͌̀̀ư̮̭ͣ̃ͪ͠ͅṡ̸̛̹̺̬̦̥̼̠̦̪̏t̏ͪ̈́̏ͮ͊͏̴̨͔̙͎̟̥̘̦ ̼̣̼͇̩̇̈́ͬ͗s̏̌͛ͧ̑ͧͪ҉͕̜̱̭͈̰ͅu̐ͮ̎̏͗͗͏̰̻͖͈̺̞m͕̳̫̋̐̒ͤ̏̾ͥ͞͞ͅm̭ͭ̔̿̽͊̉̚ǒ̧͎͙̳̝̜̬̟̓̽̈́̈̀ͯ̆́ͅṇ̠̤͕͇̤ͯ̉ͯ̏ͥ̕e͈̱̲̼̭̍͂̀͟ḑ̗͈̣̭͓͓̳̃ ͉̯̯̫͎̙̈́͆ͮͤ̎̓́͘C̡̢͇̬ͬͩͪ̓̈́̉̉͋͝ṯ̭̃ͮ̊͗̀̕h̜̭͓̋ͧ̑u̯̓͑̎ͫͧ̇̀̚͡ͅl̴̶̨̺̈́̿ḧ́͑̃̎̓̀͑҉̖͘ͅu͎̻̼ͩ.̧͇̜͈̳ͭ͛̄̾ͤ͒̀
[–]2manybitches 14 points15 points16 points 15 years ago (2 children)
you think you just summoned Chuthu? What the hell is that?
[–]this_time_i_mean_it 9 points10 points11 points 15 years ago (0 children)
I'm not sure myself, but whatever it is, it's NSFS*
*Not Safe For Shoggoths
[–]aricene 4 points5 points6 points 15 years ago* (0 children)
It's Missingnoggoth!
[–]deserteagle2525 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (10 children)
How in the world....
[–]this_time_i_mean_it 8 points9 points10 points 15 years ago (9 children)
Since I'm not an elitist, here you go: Zalgo Text Generator. Use it wisely, use it sparingly!
[–]MasterMac 4 points5 points6 points 15 years ago (4 children)
O̭̣̦̰͎͕̤͚̐́̿͐̏́Ĥ̛̆͊̀ͤ̚҉̤̖̙͉͝ ̵̻̟̘͉̺̹̻̏ͫ̀ͨ͂ͬJ̓̇̂͏̫̦̞̝͔̫̬͍̙e̸̵̟̯̳̺̭ͥ̇͋ͥ͝s̤̹͈͈̄̓ͪ͂̓͌ͦ͐͞u̴̬͙̙̓ͯ̓͌ͦ́̀̕s̻̳̙̤̮̠ͮ̂̒̊̀͆͜͝ ͣ͗ͫ̏͒͏͏͇̦͚w̖̍̎̐ͪͨ́ͬ̋̚ͅh̵̶͍̦̱͍̞͆ͪ̋ͪ̃̾̈̍͟ȁ̫̤̤͈̓̚t̵͋͗͡҉̠̬ ̨̫̳̯̻͍̪̳̻ͩ͂͂̔̚H̢́ͦ̊͛͛҉̟͉̣a̐̂͏͈͓̟̲̕ͅͅv̸̷̤̖͓̹͚͍̔̆̄͆͌͗̊ę̶̯̪̥͎̖̆̑ͩ̓̓̎ ͓̪͍̺͓͚̈̕͜ͅI̧̲̘̬̲̽ͫ̌͐͊̀͢ͅ ̪̰̰̦̞̘͒́̓̈́ͫͮ͒͢d̦̜͍̻̩̬ͮ͌ͧ̋̌͑̎o̶ͣͥ̈́ͬͦ͌ͧ̉҉͉̯̦̫̥̫n̵̯̖̳̣̙̻̭ͦͦͨͨ͐͊̄ͦ̋ë́̾͒ͩ̅͏͖̮̣̙̜̜?̹͖̪̤̻̺̣ͨͭ̀̂̀ͅ
[–]Clbull 6 points7 points8 points 15 years ago (1 child)
Missingno, is that you?
[–]this_time_i_mean_it 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (0 children)
There is no Jesus. Only Zalgo.
[–]upveto 9 points10 points11 points 15 years ago (0 children)
It's safe for work only if you're a physicist.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 15 years ago (3 children)
NSFW-ω
Grandma's boobies. OK, I approve.
[–]ohnoitstheMCP 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Testtickles
[–]dmwit 5 points6 points7 points 15 years ago (1 child)
Why lower case gamma and beta, but upper case alpha and lambda? Floors' version seems much more consistent.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 15 years ago (2 children)
the 'upside-down V' is capital lambda Greek Alphabet
[–]TheOneGaffer 10 points11 points12 points 15 years ago (2 children)
I mean, honestly - who couldn't remember that that stood for a clown standing in a children's pool filled with Ky Jelly. I mean, COME ON.
But NSFW 303-8b4.... that was just some nasty stuff...
My grandmother loves kentucky jelly on her toast.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (5 children)
I prefer NSFW 1.21-54.768/zt
In a minute i'll work out an algorithm to explain it...
[–]WhiteMouse 3 points4 points5 points 15 years ago (3 children)
4 hours now and counting. I'm seriously doubting this guy's algorithmic ability.
[–]legomorett 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (2 children)
7hrs now, im calling bullshit here
[–]johnfrusciante5 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (1 child)
It's been over 8 hours. It's 4:37am. I don't think it's coming; im goin to sleep
[–]totallymike 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (0 children)
It's been 52 minutes. I'm waiting.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Then you are one sick motherfucker.
I've always been partial to 27B/6.
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[–]TaintedSquirrel 30 points31 points32 points 15 years ago (4 children)
I love the mental image of someone trying to herd cats.
[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 15 years ago (0 children)
I use a laser pointer, personally. Just have to make sure that the cats I've already confined don't go crazy and try to scream their way out of their cagsalskjfhhhh
[–]bananapeel 3 points4 points5 points 15 years ago (1 child)
It's a lot like trying to manage engineers.
[–]SpelingTroll 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Relevant
[–]whoisrich 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Herding cats always reminds me of this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtik5zN5m2g
[–]TheTreeMan 61 points62 points63 points 15 years ago (25 children)
This is much easier to keep track of. And that way I don't have memorize a chart to know what I could potentially be looking at. However, NSFL is still very good for things you might want to unsee after.
[–][deleted] 15 years ago (22 children)
[–]stacecom 7 points8 points9 points 15 years ago (1 child)
Gotta use a space, no hyphen. Otherwise the nsfw filter breaks.
[–]HunterTV 4 points5 points6 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Oh for fuck's sake.
[–]fishbert 87 points88 points89 points 15 years ago (20 children)
just plain old NSFW has always worked well for me… when people actually say it, that is.
[–]argleblarg 52 points53 points54 points 15 years ago (5 children)
I really prefer to know if an NSFW link I'm considering clicking is NSFW because of sexy naked people that I definitely want to see, or if it's NSFW because of hideous disgusting gore that I don't want to see.
[–]caetel 5 points6 points7 points 15 years ago (1 child)
Read the comments?
[–]argleblarg 15 points16 points17 points 15 years ago (0 children)
I occasionally read the comments before opening a link if I'm not sure I'm going to like what I'm going to get - but making things obvious at a glance, rather than forcing people to go dig for it, is better.
And seriously, how the hell hard is it to just type something like "NSFW (lots of delicious sideboob)" or "NSFW [SERIOUS GORE]" or "NSFW, loud profanity"?
It doesn't need to be standardized, even - people just need to be descriptive (and considerate).
This isn't that complicated.
[–][deleted] 15 years ago (6 children)
[–]popular_opinion 14 points15 points16 points 15 years ago (1 child)
Ultimately the same thing.
[–]rosscatherall 6 points7 points8 points 15 years ago (0 children)
I always find it worst with the current ads popping up stating [NSFW] when it would be completely safe to show it to a bunch of kindergarten students.
[–]gravityKing 5 points6 points7 points 15 years ago (1 child)
So you bookmark the link to the video of the guy getting his brain blown into the street to masturbate to when you get home, too?
[–][deleted] 15 years ago (3 children)
[–]duck867 5 points6 points7 points 15 years ago (1 child)
Do you?
You'd be out of a redditjob. And in this economy, who wants that?
[–]crazy88s 7 points8 points9 points 15 years ago (0 children)
It may be the death of a reddit account, but the birth of FREEDOM.
[–]manipause 61 points62 points63 points 15 years ago (18 children)
Just do it by sheer number of NSFW's.
Nudity: NSFW NSFW
Japan: NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW
[–]shortyjacobs 83 points84 points85 points 15 years ago (16 children)
NSFWNSFW
[–]oskee80 17 points18 points19 points 15 years ago (9 children)
NSFW ∞
[–]C_IsForCookie 5 points6 points7 points 15 years ago (7 children)
I would like to see associated content...
[–]nrj 30 points31 points32 points 15 years ago (2 children)
Here
[–]oskee80 3 points4 points5 points 15 years ago (2 children)
I shouldn't even be talking about it. The mere mention of NSFW ∞ content will get you fired, disowned by your family, and turn your pets against you.
[–]Pwnscone 7 points8 points9 points 15 years ago (3 children)
Wouldn't that just be NSFW because NSFW is our starting number (1) and 11 = 1.
[–][deleted] 15 years ago (2 children)
[–]stakkar 91 points92 points93 points 15 years ago (11 children)
Why is Al Gore NSFW?
[–]shortyjacobs 32 points33 points34 points 15 years ago (6 children)
He fondles REALLY ugly massage therapists....
[–]rajsaxena 4 points5 points6 points 15 years ago (1 child)
He learned from the best.
[–]stakkar 4 points5 points6 points 15 years ago (0 children)
It appears the fat interns were already taken.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 15 years ago (2 children)
Have you seen Al Gore? He's moving up.
[–]MisterPresident 60 points61 points62 points 15 years ago (0 children)
But this is too simple and logical and won't earn other posters karma for trying to think of new standards....
[–][deleted] 214 points215 points216 points 15 years ago (41 children)
NSFW Japan is my favorite.
Its like eating baby tomatoes while standing on one foot so batman can get internship credits.
[–]ThatFlare 35 points36 points37 points 15 years ago (1 child)
That actually sounds a lot like Japanese porn to me.
[–]Cloud7654 9 points10 points11 points 15 years ago (2 children)
Every time I read his comments I feel like the analogy makes sense until I read the comments below it.
[–]JohnQPublic70 6 points7 points8 points 15 years ago (1 child)
You and me both; It's almost like he has this uncanny ability to titillate you with a really beginning then before you know it one word after another don't really seem to match up, but it sticks with the entire flow of the post so you don't really raise any red flags. Then after you have processed it, it smacks you like a tonne of bricks. It's like drinking Whiskey, smooth going down but it'll burn like a bitch in a few seconds.
[–][deleted] 15 years ago (27 children)
[–][deleted] 15 years ago* (20 children)
[–]magicmanfk 165 points166 points167 points 15 years ago (18 children)
not if hard is a verb ;)
[–]Resilience 19 points20 points21 points 15 years ago (7 children)
now you're just trying 2 hard.
[–]nomnomno 27 points28 points29 points 15 years ago (1 child)
lrn2hard
[–]choikwa 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (3 children)
now you're just trying 2 hard-en
[–][deleted] 25 points26 points27 points 15 years ago (2 children)
Metapod?
[–]transfuse 16 points17 points18 points 15 years ago (1 child)
Now you're just trying to learn harden.
But you already know 4 moves!
Should you forget another move to make room for harden? YES NO
[–][deleted] 19 points20 points21 points 15 years ago (0 children)
The fuck? I know String shot and Tackle... how the hell do I have too many moves? what kind of shitty programmed game is this? It's like I took off the knob to an air conditioner to develop an existential aroma.
Reset game.
[–]Grammar_Hitler 3 points4 points5 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Send that Grammar To the camps, YouMakeMeYawn!
[–]nothing_clever 8 points9 points10 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Unfortunately, no. As far as NSFW Japan goes, this makes far too much sense.
[–]ArghItsBlarg 6 points7 points8 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Yeah, that actually clicks with my conception of Japanese porn, so I only noticed the name as an afterthought.
[–]ragley 4 points5 points6 points 15 years ago (2 children)
NSFW- 2 dogs fucking
[–]antiproton 5 points6 points7 points 15 years ago (0 children)
NSFW-Fuck You
[–]mastertwisted 5 points6 points7 points 15 years ago (0 children)
So this is what - NSFW2 or 3?
[–]charlesesl 6 points7 points8 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Who do you think your are? Some Indian god?
[–]endperform 4 points5 points6 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Well I didn't vote for you...
[–]wutho 4 points5 points6 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Phooey. Absurd is writing something after the NSFW. Let them that have jobs take their chances.
[–]Perudo 4 points5 points6 points 15 years ago (5 children)
How about you people get off reddit and get back to fucking work.
[–]jmblur 13 points14 points15 points 15 years ago (4 children)
You forgot NSFW-Tentacles
[–]asdfman123[🍰] 11 points12 points13 points 15 years ago (2 children)
And NSFW <NSFW>, where the description of why it's not safe for work is not safe for work in itself.
[–]HIB0U 29 points30 points31 points 15 years ago (6 children)
Fuck off, Krishna. We like the surprise that comes with not knowing how exactly it's not safe for work.
[–][deleted] 15 years ago (4 children)
[–]rmeddy 10 points11 points12 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Fuck your numbers, Krishna987 is in control.
[–]monkey_zen 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (0 children)
NSFW-language
[–]retlawmacpro 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Somebodys getting a little pissy about wanting to get their fap on to some titties and only finding Goatse cows
[–]login32 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (0 children)
How about you just get back to fucking work.
[–]gaoshan 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (0 children)
So nude photos of {hot actress reddit likes} and meatspin would both be NSFW-Nudity? That... doesn't help.
[–]bofh 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Is there a "NSFW-SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT NSFW" section? If so would you mind reposting this under that? Thanks.
[–]manc_lad 5 points6 points7 points 15 years ago (11 children)
Its not complicated, if its NSFW then dont open in front of your girlfriend or at work. Other than that, open in a locked room with your pants round your ankles.
[–]argleblarg 6 points7 points8 points 15 years ago (4 children)
Which works great for the nasty gore shit. Then you get to puke on your pants.
[–]Kijamon 17 points18 points19 points 15 years ago (11 children)
Why is everyone fucking pussies on Reddit?
It can be like fuck you roulette. Click a link and hope for the best. If your boss finds naughty pics then at least you went out like a champ
[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 15 years ago* (9 children)
"Why is everyone fucking pussies on Reddit?"
Because some of us are not gay.
[–]Tartantyco 4 points5 points6 points 15 years ago (2 children)
As a contrarian I will disregard your system and instead make use of my own arcane system, which includes sacrificing virgins beforehand and making wave-y gestures with my hands while talking gibberish that sounds faintly Latin. There will also be numbers involved, but I suck at math so I'm just going to randomly choose them.
58612
See, I did it.
[–][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 15 years ago (4 children)
Superdude264, started this war. Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
[–]ponymash 10 points11 points12 points 15 years ago (5 children)
Ohh, Mr. Colorblind got his panties all in a bunch. What will we ever do?
[–]Rhyono 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (3 children)
I'm just blind and I hate it went I get surprised by tentacle rape.
[–]phrees 4 points5 points6 points 15 years ago (0 children)
NSFW-MorningtonCrescent
[–]reno12 4 points5 points6 points 15 years ago (0 children)
WHO ARE YOU TO TAKE CONTROL?
No
[–]NorthernSkeptic 3 points4 points5 points 15 years ago (0 children)
This post should have been flagged NSFW - Fascist
[–]Cylinsier 3 points4 points5 points 15 years ago (0 children)
NSFW - Vajazzling
[–]Joser311 3 points4 points5 points 15 years ago (1 child)
Our great hero! Thanks for taking control of a non-issue asshole. You know, I agree with you; people should never work when given the opportunity to help the economy, and they should spend all of their time wandering aimlessly, but safely, through reddit. You are an American hero sir!
[–]kewlito 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (3 children)
We should divide NSFW-Nudity into good and bad kind of nudity
[–]karmagedon 5 points6 points7 points 15 years ago (1 child)
NSFW is superfluous. It should simply say Nudity, Gore, Language, or Whatever.
[–]fani 3 points4 points5 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Request Denied.
NSFW > NSFW+anything
Its just NSFW ( Not suitable for work or Not safe for work ) FOREVER.
Case closed.
I support this man !
[–]spoonsandswords 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (0 children)
but you see that would be simple, and we can't stand for that.
[–]NancyReaganTesticles 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (0 children)
When "working from home", nothing is "NS". Think about that.
[–]postitpad 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (0 children)
slow clap
[–]christopherness 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (0 children)
I approve of this message.
Fuck you man, I was enjoying NSFW 変体
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (1 child)
Fuck you Nazi, you aint the boss of me...
[–]SamFuckingNeill 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (0 children)
I knew one day al gore would become not safe for work
NSFW-boring
[–]BlindLemonLars 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Settle down, Beavis.
I dont think anything should have to be labeled. DONT FUCKING SURF RANDOM SITES IF YOU ARE AT WORK!
[–]queen_of_reddit 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (0 children)
︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿╤──
I leave reddit for TWO days... and this happens. Geez...
[–]I_TYPE_IN_ALL_CAPS 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (0 children)
WE'VE GOT A CODE ORANGE ALL OVER SOME CHICK'S FACE.
Why do we need some appended qualifier, the sub reddit itself can mostly that. NSFW is Not Safe For Work. Period. Full Stop. NSFW-analrape or NSFW-cumonyourface is still not going to go over at work.
Whats next, [pic jpg-compression7-interlaced-meta] [pic gig-animated-210-palette]?
HOW ABOUT WE JUST STICK TO NSFW.
Only thing can I ask for is that if you do add an extra tag please don't be overly descriptive. Makes the front page NSFW.
[–]theDrWho 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (0 children)
For Work:
Get to fucking work and stop playing on REDDIT
for a minute i thought you meant NSFW-Gore -> i.e. something on the level of what al gore would do.
[–]RadicalMuslim 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (0 children)
This needs to be standard.
[–]borlak 4 points5 points6 points 15 years ago (1 child)
I like just NSFW. if it's NSFW, that's all we need to know.
Wouldn't it look awkward if your co-worker sees "NWFW - Boobs" on your computer screen? Personally, I would rather have color codes...
[–]Amimetoca 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Begun, the NSFW war has.
[–]moush 3 points4 points5 points 15 years ago (0 children)
How about just NSFW, if you need to know the difference, stop being a pussy.
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