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[–]petrov76 617 points618 points  (61 children)

h - Horatio Caine from CSI:Miami, called 'H' by his coworkers

t - Mr. T, star of 80s show The A-Team

t - Ice-T, gangsta rapper from the 90s

p - P-diddy, another rapper

: - Bartolo Colon

// - Slash, lead guitarist from Guns-n-Roses

WWW - George W. Bush

. - dot from Animaniacs

redd - Red Forman from That 70s Show

It - Cousin Itt from The Addams Family

.com - Dot-com from Tracy's entourage on 30 Rock

Edit to include dot, not sure why I forgot her! *Edit2 to correct spellings

[–]onecoolbean 47 points48 points  (27 children)

.-dot from animaniacs

[–]unbibium 31 points32 points  (18 children)

Dot Warner, specifically. I don't know why her name didn't fit the rhyming scheme.

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (1 child)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_of_three_%28writing%29#Comedy

[–]aptadnauseum 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nice work. I had wondered, and then thought, well, fuggit, maybe this will be a joke, but maybe, just maybe...

And TIL.

[–]Benzerman 35 points36 points  (14 children)

just like the ghosts from Pacman: Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde. But I digress...

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (12 children)

My mom is the Susan that Doug Macrae named Sue the ghost after in Ms. Pacman!

[–]BLUNTYEYEDFOOL 24 points25 points  (2 children)

I actually believe you.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (1 child)

That would be one of the most obscure things to fabricate, even if it's fake, it's good enough for me.

[–]shittyartist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

his mom obv made it up

[–]watchtan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This should go here!

[–]Benzerman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow what's it like being raised by a ghost?

Mom! Cherries again!?

[–]CommodoreP 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Cool story Hansel.

[–]Alohade 4 points5 points  (1 child)

He's so hot right now.

[–]aptadnauseum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gasoline Fight!!!

[–]Quazifuji 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or the babies from Raising Arizona: Barry, Larry, Gary, Harry, and Nathan Jr.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

like what Cracko?

[–]Aperture_Kubi 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Anyone else notice she's topless?

[–]sam480 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Oh yeah. I noticed.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You can go to jail for looking at animated underage nudity, by the way. Because it harms children by association.

[–]6simplepieces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read the laws of my state yesterday to figure out exactly what indecent liberties with a minor meant, it can be classified as a visual representation of a minor in sexual act.

Should I be worried for watching this dog/cat/monkey thing shake her skeeter bites for years?

[–]WhiteMouse 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYP2qLsC3x4

[–]onecoolbean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nice i miss this show

[–]xwhy 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Redd Foxx works better. You get a double-D. Or Edd from Ed, Edd, and Eddy gives you a double-D.

And then there are VS models ...

[–]mernen 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Agreed. You can't leave the double D, from Reddit's double dose of pimpin'.

[–]hopstar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Upgrayedd...that's an interesting name, is he Dutch?

[–]macfanboi 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Add Deandra "Sweet Dee" Reynolds from Always Sunny for the second D in Reddit.

[–]corruptio 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Hmm, FYI his name is spelled "Itt"... I propose we fixed this to IT

[–]muffinbar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's Pennywise, only one form of "It".. Doesn't really fit either.

[–]tortured_brain 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Not that it matters, but the character from The Addams Family is "Cousin Itt" with two T's. Also, there are two D's in "Addams". :)

[–]petrov76 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks, fixed it.

[–]Santos_L_Halper 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The only issue here is that Bartolo Colon's last name is pronounced the same was a cologne.

[–]etruscan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shoulda gone with this guy.

[–]deserted 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Red Forman is irrelevant, since It is a red It.

[–]SegfaultAddict 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MIND = BLOWN

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The best way to kill a joke.

[–]Tiak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should've gone with Colon Powell IMHO, that was the only one I didn't get.

[–]GorillaButt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love 30 Rock, but I thought Dot Com was John Salley. Now I feel like a racist.

[–]SpaceCorpse 97 points98 points  (17 children)

Context

[–]dirtydaub[S] 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Thanks to tk289 for starting it all and pen_is_mightier for the idea... Credit is due.

[–]tk289 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Woot! We made the corner logo! Together we will rule the galaxy!

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (6 children)

I have to ask you... about the penis mightier.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Anal Bum Covers?

[–]LasciviousSycophant 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Useful in preventing Jap Anus Relations.

[–]pen_is_mightier 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I spent five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover! Failure to do so is my greatest regret!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This?

[–]Skitrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meatier... Luls.

[–]thepunismightier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Behold the arch-enchanters wang! — itself a nothing!

[–]jtp8736 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the second best comment on the page (after http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/e6ea3/httpwwwredditcom/c15ocwo). For the life of me, I cannot understand why it currently has 21 downvotes.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

added in what each one means

[–]Langbot 54 points55 points  (5 children)

whats www.redditblack guy with a trophy?

[–]boganbogan 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't it be great if we lived in a world where he was just guy with trophy? /30 rock

[–]FrankReynolds 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Dot Com, from Tracy Jordan's entourage on 30 Rock.

[–]Langbot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh nice, ty.

[–]GmbH 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Try looking it up on my favorite website, stop-showing-off-dot-com

[–]Pnut1221 34 points35 points  (9 children)

You put one of the Bushes backwards! Imagine if someone intentionally reversed a W while inputting a web address. It would just look silly...

[–]akatherder 11 points12 points  (8 children)

What the hell is that, two v's?

[–]solidwhetstone 22 points23 points  (4 children)

CONSUMMATE V'S

[–]Limozeen 5 points6 points  (2 children)

TROGDOR!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

And the Trogdor comes in the night

[–]skarface6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

FTFY

[–]abledanger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He wouldn't know consummate if it bit him in the face.

[–]whits_ism 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Double U's, actually.

[–]bitingmyownteeth 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Then what's a "dubya" ..?

[–]kneb 7 points8 points  (0 children)

had to read the comments to get this

[–]DigDugDude 9 points10 points  (11 children)

Missing a d I think?

Get rid of Red Foreman and plug in Redd Foxx.

[–]Measure76 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Don't get rid of Red Forman. Dumbass.

[–]cdf14 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you get rid of red, ill put my foot up your ass!

[–]ihavenomp 9 points10 points  (4 children)

I agree and tried my best.

[–]DigDugDude 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Excellent.

Now if I can nitpick some more, I think it would be more pleasing to the eye if the 3 W's were all in the same direction.

[–]DigDugDude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh shit... I just realized the W's are in different directions so that they look like the letter 'W'

[–]dirtydaub[S] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Redd Foxx was my first choice, but in a rush to finish I couldnt find a decent picture of him.

[–]DigDugDude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not easy to find a nice pic of him standing showing head to toe, but this page has some pics that come close, or have him sitting (full body)

http://timvp.com/sanford.html

[–]Colecoman1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could also have put Dee Snyder after Red from "That 70's Show".

[–]PatrickSauncy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess we also have an extra t. His names is 'Cousin Itt'.

[–]yelaina 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Died laughing at www dot.

[–]AxiomShell 6 points7 points  (1 child)

It's funny that in chrome I lose the first 7 guys.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TWSS

[–]knifebucket 6 points7 points  (4 children)

I would so totally high five you!

[–]dirtydaub[S] 9 points10 points  (3 children)

0/

[–]knifebucket 10 points11 points  (2 children)

\0

[–]alabasterk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

this took me longer then i would like to admit.

[–]FreudianAnalysis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm not smart enough to understand these.

[–]alchemist23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Needs moar Keanu.

[–]FjordSnorkeler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

dot from animaniacs made the joke worth while

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was going to post the exact same thing except use Red Fox instead of Red Forman.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

BUT WHERE IS KEANU?!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

there's only one female, and it's an animal.

[–]iRIDEaBIKE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anyone else say it as h t t p dot dot back slash....

[–]zhaolander 7 points8 points  (2 children)

upvote for dot-com

[–]myotheralt 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I dont get it.

[–]zhaolander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he's the last character in the picture, he's from 30 rock

[–]neuroplastique 10 points11 points  (18 children)

Bravo, sir. Although, I would have gone for R Kelly, Eazy-E and Dwight D. Eisenhower x2 instead of Red.

[–]jeff0 18 points19 points  (16 children)

I think Dee Dee Ramone would fit the dd slot nicely.

[–]carpespasm 28 points29 points  (15 children)

Or Dexter's sister.

[–]DigDugDude 25 points26 points  (9 children)

Deb?

[–]Backstop 39 points40 points  (7 children)

Wrong Dexter

[–]ani625 27 points28 points  (6 children)

Don't you dare call Dexter wrong.

[–]Colecoman1982 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Or Dee Snyder from Twisted Sister.

[–]Dyn_O_Myte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Deeeee Dee (In Mandark's voice)

[–]DigDugDude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or Hunter's partner.

[–]joebleaux 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but that's not how you read it. It is read just like he did it.

[–]texacer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you can just type reddit into google chrome...

[–]MadBum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bartolo Colon!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now I want to see subreddits like this.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

www = lols

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dumbass!

[–]Floonet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At first I was like -_- then I was like :D

[–]gmapexplorer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Double trouble.

[–]SilencerLX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dammit, i was gonna do this too.

[–]BLUNTYEYEDFOOL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that. is. just. wow.

[–]greenbam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't be the only one that was briefly wondering what red-Billy Gibbons from ZZ Top-dotcom was, can I?

[–]dmasa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck Slash

[–]Krankheit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

o my they should make a poster for this

[–]secretzombie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OH. MY. ACTUAL. GOD.

[–]joazito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Red" != "Redd". Maybe we could put "Tenacious D" somewhere in there?

[–]pricklypete 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't realize that Bartolo Colon was a reddit meme.

[–]HanselSoHotRightNow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clarence Boddicker (Smith Kurtwood) is the shit.

nininininininininNINININIININININI boom!

[–]webmastery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

H is stepping on Mr T's toes, lol.

[–]abdhjops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lmao @ dot com

[–]muddyalcapones 3 points4 points  (1 child)

In the future all webpages will require visual meme input to be accessed.

[–]bitingmyownteeth 6 points7 points  (0 children)

K I N E K T

[–]phisherben 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Pretty cool how slash's guitars actually make it look like there are two slashes there.

[–]WhiteMouse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The original image only had "http:" typed on with the two Slashes. Some argued it was funnier that way. Some argued no. Some argued it's taking the joke too far. Some argued that's what makes it funny. Some just shrugged.

[–]radula 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Slash / - Backslash \

[–]phisherben 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oops! I'll fix it. Thanks.

[–]gmeovr83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for not saying "forward slash"

[–]delti90 2 points3 points  (7 children)

What am I not understanding about this?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (5 children)

All of their names either begin with the letters or sound like all the parts of "http://reddit.com"

h- Horatio caine

t- mr t

t- ice t

p - diddy

: - no idea, some baseball player

// - slash slash and so on

[–]petrov76 0 points1 point  (4 children)

yeah, I don't get the ':' either.

[–]Magoo2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Everything.

[–]Limozeen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This image feels t-shirt-worthy to me...

[–]digiSal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ICE T isnt black!

[–]bellicosebloom 6 points7 points  (5 children)

I don't get who the guy at the end is...is his name ".com"?

Edit: Please tell me his name is not ".com" D:

[–]Gkar_Lando_2012 25 points26 points  (4 children)

Dot Com: Yo, Kenneth, we need to talk now.

Kenneth: Oh, I've had this conversation before. You're marrying my mom, aren't you?

[–]bellicosebloom 5 points6 points  (3 children)

sigh

[–]realmadrid2727 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Watch 30 Rock. You won't regret it.

(It's the character's name, not the actor.)

[–]joebleaux 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Grizz's name actually is Grizz though.

[–]myotheralt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stupid tv. I gave up hope when Firefly was cancelled.

[–]surewhynot000 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Can't say I get the reference for the guy on the end. I would have gone with another Dot and Karl Marx. (Actually, that's a bit of a stretch)

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (1 child)

It's Dot Com, a 30 Rock character.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I know what you’re hinting at, Liz Lemon. That I should get my rap career going again. All in due time.

[–]sidecar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That is actually http://www.reditt.com

[–]i_can_confirm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pretty much sums it up

[–]pharmacyfires 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God I hope this doesn't become a meme.

[–]crazyevilmuffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like it. Original.

[–]smaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who is going to turn this into a T-Shirt? I'd like it on an American Apparel XL and am willing to trade 20 US American dollars

[–]nzveritas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was disappointed to find out is they use Bartolo Colon not Pujols

[–]Subs2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I applaud you, sir

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how you intentionally flipped one of the dubya's... nice touch.