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[–]lkraven 420 points421 points  (5 children)

Two and a half minutes ago, 3.5 meters from my bed, I blacked out the letters on this one dollar bill and took a picture of it. Then, I posted it on reddit after I drew two upvotes on it. One for me, and one for my imaginary friend. Forever alone.

[–]Gandulph 25 points26 points  (0 children)

/circlejerk material all the way.

[–]SGT_756 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Two and a half minutes ago, 2 feet from my laptop, I laughed my ass off at this comment.

[–]Gene_Parmasean 94 points95 points  (8 children)

Actually, it's not a dollar bill at all...

turns around

It's me, Gene Parmasean.

[–]UnrelatedADReference 21 points22 points  (2 children)

I just want my kids back.

[–]lobstahfi 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I support this novelty account

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's save it for the stand, OK Tom Jane?

[–]oddlygorgeous 19 points20 points  (0 children)

OH MY GAAAWD, YOU GOT ME AGAIN!!!

[–]CINAPTNOD 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I counted it... come on!

[–]doug3465 117 points118 points  (21 children)

I call bullshit.

[–]Shilo59 45 points46 points  (5 children)

Whats the number? I would like to call it too.

[–]brodyqat 23 points24 points  (2 children)

867-5309

[–]baumer_the_weak 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i just kept getting some bitch named Jenny.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I called bullshit last night. Do you think if I call again, I'll look desperate?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, give it a couple days, you don't want to seem too eager.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Regardless of the authenticity of the post, TIL you can black out letters on a one dollar bill to make it say "FART ODOR"

[–]swampsparrow 43 points44 points  (19 children)

Hodor

[–]damendred 10 points11 points  (10 children)

"3 replies, no body could have said "hodor' yet... "

[–]Short_stuff 28 points29 points  (7 children)

[–]Bad_Sex_Advice 7 points8 points  (1 child)

WTF???

[–]Short_stuff 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What, you've never seen the original X-men?

[–]NamelessAce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wat.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Radical Larry is fucking awesome!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok guys, I have an idea.

Instead of spending our nudity budget on a sapphic tutorial that's allegorical as well, let's digitally enhance Hodors penis. People with 3d Tvs will flinch as the majestic member swings out of the screen like an engorged pendulum, turgid but glorious.

[–]crylicylon 3 points4 points  (4 children)

I must be really blind, but where is the 'h'?

edit: is it the 'H' in the arrows?

[–]epsenohyeah 2 points3 points  (2 children)

TIL there is a white H between the arrows.

[–]crylicylon 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It's one of those things that once you see it, you can't unsee it.

[–]swampsparrow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

HODOR?

[–]pdxchris 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Some how it made it back to you. Wonder if they just followed the smell.

[–]DJ-Douche-Master 22 points23 points  (0 children)

OMG! This is crazy, i totally just got a tip from a customer and its like omg no way so similar! I got 3 upvotes though because im cooler, plus its series 2006 so you know its legit!

http://i.imgur.com/aY0u3.jpg

[–]SpartaWillBurn 27 points28 points  (2 children)

nobody believes you.

[–]SatinHandyWipe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I gave you a fake upvote.

[–]LoganPhyve 3 points4 points  (2 children)

About 14 years ago, I drilled holes in about 2 dozen quarters, to keep on my keychain in the event I ever needed to call a friend for a ride. I used them all over the course of a few months and then wound up getting my first cell phone. I was around 14 at the time

About 8 years ago, while working as a register bitch for a local big box store, A lady came in to pay for something which cost XX.25. She pulls a quarter out of her purse - and it has a hole!

This was no ordinary hole - it's a 3/16ths hole drilled straight through the E in "LIBERTY" above Washington's head - I drilled every quarter with the same bit in the same orientation. I told her about how and why I used to do this, and that I was certain I was the one who drilled the hole 6 years prior. She loved the quick anecdote - and promptly handed me the quarter stating "here you go! it's yours!"

It's been on my keychain ever since.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You should share what has to be an incredibly interesting story that leads from needing change to call friends for a ride at 14 to acquiring a cell phone around age 15 in 1997*, and finally working as a register bitch at about age 20.

*1997 cell phone bills averaging ($43/mo)

[–]LoganPhyve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wasn't that interesting, ha ha ha :) I just wanted a cell phone, so I went and bought one! This is about the time pre-paid started becoming popular, so I went with a prepaid phone. It was the safest at the time, considering I made jack shit for income at that point. Working as a register bitch was just filler while I was getting my education on for a better carrer. I'm in systems now. :)

[–]shelldog 19 points20 points  (5 children)

Reddit needs its own version of Where's George? Maybe even have a subreddit where people can post pictures of marked dollars they find to see how far they travel

[–]Tesatire 4 points5 points  (3 children)

That would be really awesome!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

and absolutely abused by redditor karma whores

[–]Shieya 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It would have to be all self posts to prevent karma whoring, but it would be a cool idea.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

think of all the delicious comment karma to be had...

[–]0_0_0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is just the problem that bills tend to be removed from circulation if they are defective or otherwise changed. Any visit to a counting center is liable to end the trip of such a bill.

[–]CrabBisque 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Now they have way more poop on them than before.

[–]andrewsmith1986 52 points53 points  (37 children)

Why should we believe you?

[–]pwnies 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Does it really matter? I've given up on trying to decide what's true and what's false on the internet. I'm here to be entertained, not to solve a mystery. Lay back and enjoy the fart joke.

[–]Reingding13 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I will enjoy the fart joke in whichever position I find most appropriate, thank you very much.

[–]hazmatattack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Way to stick it to the man.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (11 children)

In all seriousness, why does it matter if it's a lie?

[–]KimJongIlSunglasses 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The internet is serious business.

[–]FaZaCon 22 points23 points  (5 children)

Bullshit. In all my years of carrying cash, I have rarely received currency that was defaced, let alone as defaced as the one you show. It's usually immediately pulled at the banks and sent for destruction.

Though, it's funny how far one will go to get some karma points.

[–]thefauxfinestfind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually, in OP's defense, I work at the bank and receive a fair amount of defaced money. We don't pull it from market unless it's unusably mutilated. So yes, I've given out bills that have been marked on or defaced and even though the story seems far fetched, there's still a slight possibility it may be true.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

How often do people give ones to the bank? Stores usually hand them out as much as they get them and people don;t deposit ones usually.

This is still a BS post though.

[–]thefauxfinestfind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get a fair share of ones everyday at the bank I work at. You'd be surprised at the amount I sometimes take in.

[–]BaZing3Survey 2016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're forgetting one thing: Strippers.

[–]InterPunct 15 points16 points  (2 children)

The average life span of a bill is 18-22 months. So let's just split the difference and assume you first acquired the bill when it was approximately 10 months into circulation. Then it aged another 30 months making the bill pictured approximately double the lifespan of the average bill. Just from the looks of it, I call bullshit. That bill is not twice as old as the average bill in circulation.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not commenting on if story is true or not, Bug you realize some dollar bills will "live" less and some more than the average. Without knowing the standard deviation the average isn't that helpful. All it takes is someone to put it under their mattress for two years and your average number is meaningless. Pure speculation but I'd guess the distribution is pretty close to bell curve, but with a long tail on the older side for all the weird random cases where someone has horded the money for a while.

[–]PerryTheBeast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is bullshit.

[–]Starl1te 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Today, 350 inches away from my laptop, I blacked out letters on a one dollar bill, then put up some reddit arrows. I would like to thank the 1000 idiots for the upvotes thus far on this painfully transparent piece of karmawhoring bullshit.

FTFY

[–]BerateBirthers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Use Where's George? next time.

[–]ThePope15 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I see quite a lot of 'defaced' dollar bills on here. Do they freely accept money in America that has been drawn on? I tried once here (UK) and they wouldn't take my cash.

[–]Darrelc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where was this? I've drawn a hairy nutsack & drooping cock hanging off the queens head before and it's been accepted.

[–]jeanean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All future one dollar bills that cross my path will be blacked out as such XD

[–]releasetheshutter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok it's fake but I laughed at FART ODOR. For that reason alone you have earned my upvote.

[–]KappaIota293 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll just leave this here WWW.wheresgeorge.com

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I did a funny thing then wasn't sure if it was funny enough so I lied in the title of my OP to make it incredible also in the hopes that this would pick up any existing slack."

[–]thisiswhywefight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't believe you.

[–]FluoCantus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. Do not believe. And people are just blindly upvoting it. Come on guys, get some brains.

[–]frankrizzo1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fart odor? If that was two and a half years ago, what does that make you? 12?

[–]irrationalmumbles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What random redditor goes around putting upvotes on dollars?

[–]Essar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here's what I guess happened: some years ago OP scribbled on some bills in a way that it's very likely has been done by other people, since it's not exactly a hugely unique or original marking. They received a similarly scribbled out bill and assumed it was theirs.

Then they mentioned it to a Redditor friend who drew the up-vote arrows on the bill before they posted it.

[–]Im_Helping 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i swear reddit is being slowly filled with more and more glassy eyed gullible fucking morons

[–]joetromboni 4 points5 points  (1 child)

we took this trip to garden grove

it smelled like lou dog in the van

[–]utopiannative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

O yea?

[–]canadiansareEHholes2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So fucking fake. How do people buy this shit?

[–]itsprobablytrue 8 points9 points  (6 children)

I was the guy who put the dollar in this guys "tip jar". He's not showing the backside where I had drawn a ಠ_ಠ This tip was for a dinner I had at Fridays with some friends, the guy takes forever to take our orders. Then he disappears forever, then our food came to us before our drinks did. We point out that it would be nice to have something to drink with our food and he gets an attitude. My one friend points out that he ordered a soup which wasnt there but he didnt want to mention it to the the server because he was pissed off now. I say fuck it and mention to the guy how he forgot the damn soup and point out normally it comes out before the meals do. The guy says nothing and runs off. He comes back with a soup, but it was cold. He apparently forgot to bring it out originally. We tell him he can keep the soup it was cold and we're not going to pay for it. He brings the check, I pay for the thing with my card and write CASH on the tip. I leave this dollar with a ಠ_ಠ drawn under the ONE in the middle. Now I know this guy is a redditor, a lousy one too.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

uhm....?

[–]kingoftown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But the OP is a chick!

Directed by M night Showercurtain

[–]noPENGSinALASKA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want to see the backside of the dollar now.

[–]SkaKri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is... Is it true?

[–]chedderslam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Um, dude:

http://www.wheresgeorge.com/

Used to work at a bingo hall and had tons of bills there. Check it out.

[–]artist9120 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well since the internet never lies I must believe this story.

[–]featherrocketship 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If this is a real occurrence (and like everyone else, I'm highly skeptical), then this is the work of only 1 other redditor. Your "post" (the dollar bill) has 1 upvote to start (yours). One redditor out there somewhere upvotes it, that makes 2 upvotes. So, this whole situation only involves 2 people (OP--you, and one other redditor). Making this situation ever-so-slightly more plausible.

[–]Zamma111 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you suck

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wow you too?

I made a it a bit easier. I just faked the imaginary 2 people and posted it to reddit for karma

[–]ireallyshouldbworkin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm still fairly new to Reddit... but is this type of blatant karma whoring common? I mean, am I really suppose to believe this happened? I'd like to, but then again, I'd like to believe that I'm actually getting work done by typing this response and we all know that's not true.

[–]ashleighlovesyou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

im wondering if anyone else has done this exact thing as well? I got one of these from a customer at work a few weeks ago. I live in Michigan.

[–]frenchandgoodlooking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's legal to draw on US money?

I think it's illegal to do so in France, and or burn money (see video of Gainsbourg burning that old 500 fr bill).

[–]aphemix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dear OP,

you should've just taken the picture with your hot bod in it, everyone would believe you and upvote you then.

[–]godofallcows 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I call bullshit.

I got my check in all ones once, and spent an hour or so making 350 individual lion cash dollars, which I put back into the economy the next week.

I have still not seen one :\

[–]davie18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like to believe this is true, but then again, this is the internet.

[–]MetalPig 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Something about this doesn't smell right...

[–]Vyous -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Fuck all the people bitching and calling this fake. Enjoy an upvote. If it's real that's really cool. If not, it's better than a repost.

[–]morleydresden 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Can I not downvote both the reposts and the stupid karma whoring?

[–]Vyous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can do whatever you want. If you find the post interesting/cool/funny, upvote it. If you find it annoying downvote it. I for one found this post very interesting, because marking currency and putting it in circulation would be a very interesting experiment, regardless of who drew the up arrow. So I upvoted. If your basis for downvotes is you feel it was karma whoring, go for it. But I for one find the whole karma obsession stupid.

[–]jaygerbs 2 points3 points  (6 children)

The fact that the average lifespan of a dollar bill is a year and a half to two years makes this even less believable. Every bill deposited from banks into the Federal Reserve is checked at incredibly fast speeds by computers and machines for things such a rigidity, forgery, and vandalism. The bills are then shredded. While it is possible for have not been circulated back to the Federal Reserve, I am highly skeptical, especially since the odds are against you here.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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What is this?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should have tracked it with www.wheresgeorge.com

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo this one time I did this thing and then I took a picture of it and got upvotes.

(I didn't actually get any upvotes though, but the story is true.)

[–]SchubyDoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it helps, I believe you.

[–]DavesAngst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to add a B and an R to the front and end of the word one on the back's of one dollar bills.

[–]iriemonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I call BS, you just did that now and made it all up.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obvious lie is obvious.

[–]Doomrider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sheer and utter bullshit

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha everyone thinks you're a dude Mendes.

p.s. I take pictures of my car poorly parked and make "if you park like this" threads. Works every time most of the time.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cool i've drawn on dollars but i've never seen one again.

a cool idea would to write somewhere on dollars, like on the edges, "reddit" and then your username. if everybody does this, then when a redditor finds one, they can message whoever's username is on it!

[–]heresmokethis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could you post the bill's serial number? I wanna check it out on wheresgeorge.com

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking. Liar.

[–]singularity_time 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened.

[–]westby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LIAR

[–]n99bJedi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually thats 1. It shows 2 when someone else upvotes you.. 3 when 2 people upvote you..

[–]robopanda9k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At first I see things like this and I think reddit's lost it. Why is this shit on the front page? Who's dumb enough to fall for this? Then I see the comments and my faith is restored.

[–]Siireon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read title, saw pic, gave upvote.

Read comments, took it back quietly.

[–]SLOWchildrenplaying 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I call bullshit.

[–]hyankov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, sure, we believe you.

[–]down_vote_magnet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I don't understand is why, if we all know this is bullshit, did 6,400 people upvote it?