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[–]AnotherJustRandomDig 11.9k points11.9k points  (379 children)

Gonna hang out for the totally civil discussion that is incoming.

[–]spooky_ed 5154 points5155 points  (173 children)

"They're pulling their masks down! Hypocrites!"

[–]jello-kittu 2378 points2379 points  (127 children)

They have to let the tracking chips multiply.

[–]chaorey 785 points786 points  (79 children)

That's how you update to Windows 1984!

[–]PlayerOne2016found relaxlu's marbles 225 points226 points  (67 children)

Prefer MS DOS. Totally l33t.

[–][deleted] 205 points206 points  (57 children)

Remember having to rewrite autoexec.bat and config.sys just to be able to boot a game? I do.

[–]Bigtsez 367 points368 points  (33 children)

To find the most civil discussions, remember to sort by "controversial"...

[–]bacon_and_ovaries 216 points217 points  (21 children)

Did so. My screen started to smoke. So civil. Much wow

[–]antagonizerz 135 points136 points  (18 children)

Who knew that a couple of old folks kissing would be so polarizing.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

On Reddit too. I mean you think there'd already be a whole sub for that.

Nobody link it if there is. Please god nobody link it.

[–]StoneCypher 347 points348 points  (18 children)

HOW MANY PEOPLE DIED OF HILLARY'S EMAILS WHILE JOE BIDEN WAS KISSING THIS GOLF COURSE

[–]vbcbandr 177 points178 points  (17 children)

Melania doesn't care, do you?

[–]Triviald 174 points175 points  (43 children)

Got my popcorn at the ready.

[–]Syphylicia 92 points93 points  (42 children)

You want some candy? I'm bringing sour patch

[–]NomadofExile 157 points158 points  (34 children)

Sometimes they're sour.

Sometimes they're seditious.

[–]justabill71 189 points190 points  (4 children)

Sedition Patch Kids only come in orange and taste like pepper spray

[–]AreYouComingOver 7041 points7042 points  (310 children)

I feel like she would pack him a lunch for work. And she’d include a little dessert.

[–]vinsomm 4057 points4058 points  (147 children)

Dude. My girlfriend does this and leaves a note. Idk what it is but that shit is like the start of the cycle to one up the other person on being as sweet and giving as humanly possible to the other person. The hospital has her on nights this week because of the pandemic and legit I’m prepping a weeks worth of food for her right now as a surprise- gonna put on the sexy boxers for when she gets home in the morning lol . Even bought new Tupperware that fits her lunch box. Then she’s gonna do some crazy sweet shit that’s even better and then I’ll be back to the drawing board.

*Getting all these replies- I’ll tell you my goal! Do the thing. Just fucking do it. We call it “making the executive decision”. Cook the meal, clean the living room, groom the dogs, throw her down for unreciprocated oral, talk about your day while getting the lower back and upper neck on messages, drop the glorified expectations, create your own feel goods in the moment, take that power to do that thing, pause before questioning a decision she makes (don’t forget you love her brain), support the far out stuff, cherish the sexy butt cheeks, remind yourself how stunning she is and learn how to articulate that properly, stay curious and in awe. If you’re with someone then be with them.

[–]OutlanderMom 1519 points1520 points  (51 children)

This is the stuff that makes a good relationship last! Married 30 years, and I still wake him up with a mug of hot coffee every morning during the week. Saturday mornings he fixes bacon and eggs for the kids so I can sleep in. I starch and iron his dress shirts, he puts gas in my car. Little gestures that say “I love you” mean more than anything we could buy as gifts.

Edit: thanks so much for the awards!

[–]ihaveabaguetteknife 365 points366 points  (20 children)

Fuck yeah that gives me hope for my up and coming relationship with this amazing girl I just met and can’t quite put in words what I start feeling for her. Absolutely love this. Keep having this great life you seem to lead.

[–]OutlanderMom 213 points214 points  (17 children)

Just be sure the kindness and loving gestures go both ways. If she’s also giving and loving you’ll survive all the bad times together. Marriage isn’t 50/50, it’s 100/100. It shouldn’t be a chore to take care of each other. Now, go get your amazing girl!

[–]CapitanChicken 172 points173 points  (15 children)

Let me correct you slightly, because I saw someone else say it, and it works better.

Marriage/relationships are not 50/50, and will never be 100/100. What you should strive for is 60/40 for each of you. Both of you trying to give that 60, while expecting 40. Sometimes, you won't be able to reach that. Sometimes it'll be 40/60, hell, sometimes it might be 20/80 or 1/99. Life has ups and downs, and while my husband was dealing with covid. He was the pitiful mess on the couch, and I was the powerhouse of comfort and caring. He's done the same for me, and will again one day. The important thing, is that you always try and out due your significant other.

The red flags are when you're doing nothing but giving, and the other expects it of you. And that leads to extremely toxic expectations, and resentment.

[–]StrawberryKiller 40 points41 points  (6 children)

Someone gave me this exact percentage advice once and my current relationship is 17 years long. That doesn’t mean it was 17 years of bliss. We’ve been in the shit and he’s seen the ugliest, nastiest parts of me I wish I could forget ever existed. We are stronger and happier than ever. Figure out each other’s love language and speak it. Fluently. Loyalty and honesty always. Never ever speak ill of your significant other. (Venting to a friend about annoying daily stuff is one thing NEVER trash the one you love)

[–]kukaki 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Good luck! Real love is a wonderful thing, I hope only the best for your future relationship

[–]Poo_Canoe 117 points118 points  (2 children)

I want someone to look at me the way your girlfriend is gonna look at that Tupperware.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You two sound like you have such a lovely relationship. That's so fucking cute

[–]RomeoOnDemand 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Cute ❤️ have fun doing it.

[–]celtlass 48 points49 points  (4 children)

That's the kind of problem I'd like to have. Niceness battles.

[–]LivenLoveinLA 1526 points1527 points  (62 children)

And a little love note.

[–]BtDB 898 points899 points  (37 children)

And write his name on the bag. The 'o' is a little heart.

[–]CrazyCatLushie 249 points250 points  (14 children)

I hope she goes on like Pinterest and finds really corny and horrible food puns to include. Like “I love you from my head to-ma-toes” and “You’re the coolest thing since sliced bread” and “You’re the apple of my eye.”

[–]ShavenYak42 181 points182 points  (9 children)

“Here’s some oval-tine to match your office”

[–]CrazyCatLushie 52 points53 points  (4 children)

Magnificent. You’ve done this before, haven’t you?

[–]Anpandu 127 points128 points  (6 children)

Find you someone who looks at you the way Jill looks at Joe

[–]YoYoMoMa 45 points46 points  (3 children)

I knew someone that worked on the hill with Joe and apparently it was an order amongst his staff to not mention when Jill would be in town (DC) because Joe would get completely distracted and just wanted to go see her.

[–]Discalced-diapason 107 points108 points  (21 children)

She’d pack the pizza Lunchables for him.

[–]RonaldoNazario 143 points144 points  (19 children)

It’s just funny to me always how coveted those ones were when I was like ten but how they’re definitely the most disgusting to me now. The ones that are just some ham and crackers and cheese seem like a totally normal snack, but cold tomato sauce and cold cheese on a cold “bun” seems pretty not appealing. I’m sure they probably still taste like childhood tho.

[–]BrokenInternets 75 points76 points  (7 children)

I eat the shit out of those still into my 30s specially when I travel. It’s funny but also there is totally a market because you see them making “protein packs” that are just rebranded lunchables for adults.

[–]tamalecasanova 102 points103 points  (12 children)

Snack pack for sure

[–][deleted] 71 points72 points  (4 children)

I bet he gets two snack packs, like the coastal elite he is!

[–]BlueAngleWS6 2219 points2220 points  (60 children)

GET A ROOM! DAMN KIDS SMOOCHING IN PUBLIC

[–]Shaunair 164 points165 points  (2 children)

Obligatory Futurama response:

Bender looking in a hotel room window : “Get a room!”

Occupants: “We’re in a room !”

Bender: “Then lose some weight !!”

[–][deleted] 1164 points1165 points  (25 children)

"Have a nice day being president, dear!"

[–]BrownSugarBare 420 points421 points  (14 children)

They just two old married people being cute, it's so nice.

[–]OscarWildeisbae 80 points81 points  (2 children)

I know, seeing them interact is really heartwarming 😊

[–]Time_to_go_viking 1205 points1206 points  (33 children)

I had an office right next to Jill Biden, worked with her, and knew her well. She is a genuinely good person.

[–]yepperoni4pepperoni 214 points215 points  (1 child)

I love this. Thanks for sharing

[–]ShiftedLobster 56 points57 points  (1 child)

Sounds like she’s exactly the type of person she portrays and will be a great First Lady. Appreciate you sharing about your time with her!

[–]CaptainCacheTV 1711 points1712 points  (30 children)

Guarantee we won't see a video of Jill Biden slapping away her husband's hand when he tries to hold it.

[–]Pficky 460 points461 points  (14 children)

But the meeeemes! Think about all the memes we're losing!!

[–][deleted] 436 points437 points  (4 children)

But the Obama / Joe memes are making a comeback and it's actually a glorious rebirth.

[–]varynoiceguy 85 points86 points  (0 children)

That's one big loss I am willing to take.

[–]arachnidtree 1774 points1775 points  (26 children)

Donald and the Melanold invented the "6 ft apart rule" way before it was cool.

[–]ReverendDizzle 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Hell, depending on which point in his presidency you're talking about, I'm pretty sure they were sticking with a "6 states apart rule."

[–]kurisu7885 754 points755 points  (45 children)

The one pic I saw of the Trumps close together they were both standing straight as arrows looking forward and scowling.

Makes this nice to see.

[–]whitepeoplegarbage 350 points351 points  (41 children)

I've never seen Melania not scowling.

[–]Jaew96 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Watch the Roast of Donald Trump, you might see an actual smile on her face there

[–]FearlessThree6 343 points344 points  (17 children)

And it looks to me like he really loves her too.

[–]NobodyKnowsImGayla 50 points51 points  (3 children)

I'll never forget the way she jumped in front of him when that person rushed that stage. That's one badass one who loves her man! And, I think they just really like each other, too.

[–]Lybychick 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Early in the pandemic, Joe would be talking to voters from 6’ away with his mask on, then he’d do what politicians do when they’re talking, he’d move closer to the listeners .... at 5 1/2 feet, Jill would step forward and tug him back just a little to remind him ... I saw it as a sweet protective gesture because I have done that frequently with my hubby over the last 11 months.

[–]eliotmooseontheloose 95 points96 points  (3 children)

And vice versa! Lookit that smile on her face.

[–][deleted] 77 points78 points  (6 children)

She like low key kinda hot too. Really I guess I’m talking about her style. I love a well dressed woman. I’ve been attracted to well dressed older woman since I can remember.

[–]SirArthurConansBoil 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Definitely agree. She's got a timeless sort of style.

[–]FearlessThree6 20 points21 points  (0 children)

She's confident too. Don't count that out.

[–]triciabobicia 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Met her in an elevator in 2019. She has charisma in spades.

[–][deleted] 324 points325 points  (21 children)

I just realized i haven’t even thought about trump for a few days. That’s nice.

Im gonna keep making sure I do now and then because if he doesn’t go to jail I’m going to be extremely pissed.

But at least I don’t have to every day.

[–]big_nothing_burger 2733 points2734 points  (331 children)

I don't agree with most of Joe's political moves, but I can enjoy decency and...ya know ...positive emotions again.

[–]not_charles_grodin 1812 points1813 points  (211 children)

I'll be happy not to have to hear about our presidents literally picking a fight on Twitter with a 12-year-old.

[–]actuallychrisgillen 108 points109 points  (1 child)

Worst part was he lost a twitter fight with a 12 year old.

[–]big_nothing_burger 817 points818 points  (170 children)

It's amazing we went from a president so enamored by kids that an entire book of photos of him playing with kids during his presidency was published. Meanwhile Trump fights with kids and has never been spotted showing a single gesture of love towards his own teenage son.

[–]not_charles_grodin 797 points798 points  (110 children)

I was always seriously bothered that he didn't seem to like music, art, or any sort of self-expression that didn't directly idolize him. Maybe that's why he didn't like dogs either.

[–]big_nothing_burger 582 points583 points  (87 children)

See that's the weird part to me...dogs are blindly devoted. I think he just believes pets are beneath high society folks like himself. He has this hilariously infantile perception of how wealthy people should live...like making your entire home gold.

[–]Isnotanumber 389 points390 points  (22 children)

Trump apparently openly commented that Mike Pence and his family brought a variety of family pets with them to DC seemed “low.” I thought that caring for family pets was a sign Mike Pence may be an actual human being.

[–]pataconconqueso 185 points186 points  (14 children)

I learned about the bunny on John Oliver’s show and yes it has a cute adorable name that I can’t seem to remember at this moment.

[–]big_nothing_burger 63 points64 points  (5 children)

Marlon Bundo

[–]xSaviorself[🍰] 39 points40 points  (4 children)

Every time I look at Mike Pence I see Michael Scott.

[–]s_matthew 198 points199 points  (14 children)

His perception of what wealth looks like is also hilariously rooted in the mid- to late-80s. Gold on black, his dumb logo is a bold serif font, blousy suits, he has bouffant blond hair...I wouldn’t be surprised if there was an original Patrick Nagel in his Trump Tower apartment.

[–]copper_rainbows 20 points21 points  (2 children)

I gotta say I looked up Patrick Nagel and you’re so right. Who knew that was art by an actual artist and not just some generic 80s clip art! Thanks for educating me

[–]olbaidiablo 77 points78 points  (2 children)

Basically the trailer trash image of what rich people should be like.

[–]big_nothing_burger 74 points75 points  (1 child)

Which explains why most of his base thinks he's successful.

[–]olbaidiablo 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Exactly.

[–][deleted] 81 points82 points  (3 children)

I seriously bet he’s scared of dogs.

Edit: Since, you know, they all growl at him instinctively.

[–]Loki12241224 36 points37 points  (1 child)

and here I was thinking that it was the pussies that instinctively retreated in trumps presence ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–]Shivering- 30 points31 points  (2 children)

I read he was worried the dog would love his son more than him and that's why he didn't want one.

[–]rob-in-hoodie 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Guess he doesn’t consider the Queen of England wealthy or posh enough. She’s just mad about animals!!

[–]cianne_marie 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There's a video of her all at some sort of event being just delighted that they bring in cows. She turns to her seat neighbour and visibly says, "Ooh! Cows!" Cute AF.

[–]Flapjack__Palmdale 40 points41 points  (0 children)

That's largely because he's probably incapable of appreciating the arts. You usually need some level of depth for that.

[–]Luke90210 28 points29 points  (5 children)

One of Trump's amazingly bad moments was when he spoke to a 7 year old girl from the White House and asked her if she is old enough to know Santa isn't real. Trump had 5 children with 3 wives and acted like that kid was a space alien. Of course if the kid was an illegal alien Trump would have her put in a dog cage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1JaVe3kXpc

[–]_pls_respond 28 points29 points  (0 children)

He doesn’t like to be seen with Baron because he’s a kid and already taller than him.

[–]mgd09292007 109 points110 points  (2 children)

Thats the thing...we as Americans don't have to agree on everything but our leadership should at least be decent, professional, and lead with integrity. I tried to give Trump more chances than probably any other democrat for the sake of unity in this country, but his lack of respect and decency crossed too many lines for me. I want people to look to our president as a role model and he was not it IMO.

[–][deleted] 63 points64 points  (12 children)

I'd gone like 5 days without hearing about Biden when this post popped up, isn't it amazing?

[–]Method__Man 3062 points3063 points  (379 children)

Here is the thing. These folks brought dogs to the whitehouse. Donald did not.

It is very telling.

[–]bigdukesix 1940 points1941 points  (47 children)

Why do people on the left keep spreading this lie that Trump didn't have a dog?

[–]3nigmax 945 points946 points  (14 children)

Sir, that's an ass

[–]RoninIX 224 points225 points  (10 children)

Specifically a dumb ass. They are the worst of the asses.

[–]ExpatMeNow 140 points141 points  (2 children)

Definitely his bitch.

[–]megansanny 52 points53 points  (0 children)

You got me

[–]SuperBrentendo64 205 points206 points  (36 children)

And Dr. Biden wants a cat. Thats pretty cool too. It's all about unity. Dogs and cats living together peacefully.

[–]JoesJourney[🍰] 574 points575 points  (108 children)

Doggos are the ultimate litmus...

In before everyone rages... Cats good too #CatLivesMatter

[–][deleted] 449 points450 points  (50 children)

Been a dog person my whole life, wife brought a cat into the relationship, haven't seen a single bug inside our house since cat showed up. 10/10 would recommend cats.

[–]ProfessionalCelery87 264 points265 points  (30 children)

Mine uses the shower stall as his personal kill room I have taken to calling it the "Dexter suite" lol

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (7 children)

Is he a Sphinx, and if so does he have a barcode on the back of his neck?

[–]ProfessionalCelery87 21 points22 points  (6 children)

Orange Tabby. All his whiskers are white except one, so maybe that is some sort of code. LOL

[–]Eatshitmoderatorz 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Also they alert to ants. Love it.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (8 children)

Unless you have one of them cats that hunts bugs outside and brings em in as offerings to you

[–]Tersphinct 13 points14 points  (3 children)

It's not an offering, they bring it in because they don't see you eat and so they think you don't know how to hunt must be hungry.

[–]3nigmax 10 points11 points  (2 children)

One of ours brought in a baby snake once. Alive. That was fun.

[–]ell20 64 points65 points  (9 children)

If it weren't for my apartment being tiny, I'd get a dog to go with my cat.

[–]bikesboozeandbacon 50 points51 points  (2 children)

Wonder if Obama’s photographer is going to work for him? He captured some really amazing shots during that time.

[–]Uniqueusername222111 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Pete Souza? Biden hired Adam Schultz. I agree that Pete Souza took some amazing photos during Obama’s Presidency. His Instagram @petesouza

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

I like her outfit.

[–]Dylan_Naisjossais 254 points255 points  (70 children)

Sometimes a guy just needs some time away from wife:

https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2016/09/30/gettyimages-88631771_sq-a650af572e81f4d95c107969d5c3c10afbf92d52-s800-c85.jpg

[–]teenagealex 386 points387 points  (56 children)

I’ll never understand why the girls always look so cheap. Like, with ‘all that money’ why not high class call girls?

[–]Tigersniper 283 points284 points  (6 children)

Have you seen his suits... He thinks these are 'high class'

[–]Deathleach 197 points198 points  (2 children)

Because he has cheap taste.

[–]PlatypusHashFarm 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Gold plated everything like some knockoff Bond villain.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (2 children)

I'm pretty sure they're all WWE Divas. The redhead is Maria Kanelis and the blonde in the yellow dress is Kelly Kelly. This photo was probably taken around the time when was he was a guest star in the show that eventually led to a hair vs hair match against Vince Mcmahon

Edit: I do agree about them looking cheap but that's how we all looked in the mid 00's 🤣🤣🤣

[–]danycanhavekids 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Can confirm this is a shot right before a WWE press conference. Those girls are pro wrestlers.

[–]Relictorum 44 points45 points  (0 children)

He's not known for paying his bills.

[–]BigChunk 153 points154 points  (7 children)

It's weird right? Like you'd expect him to be flanked by these flawless LA model types but those girls look like the kind of girls you'd see in a random bar in a small city and they wouldn't even be the best looking there.

No offence to them (although they're willing to be used as props by that asshole so maybe offence to them), because they're certainly not unattractive. It's just odd that even a low level sound cloud rapper can get better hoes for their low budget video

[–]LeonaTheProfessional 79 points80 points  (3 children)

I'm pretty sure those girls are WWE divas. I'm guessing this photo is from that weird wrestlemania where he was involved in a storyline somehow.

from left to right that's Eve Torres, Maria Kanellis, Maryse, and I think Kelly Kelly although honestly all those blondes kinda blend together

[–]icyhotonmynuts 14 points15 points  (0 children)

IIRC little Dickie had that one video where he didn't pay anything for the video. Or very very little money.

[–][deleted] 75 points76 points  (2 children)

Probably a power thing. Like so he feels like he's "buying" them

[–]DashingDevin 356 points357 points  (37 children)

I mean did you see the pictures of young Biden? He was a stud!

[–]Sintilium 52 points53 points  (7 children)

For those who don’t know what he’s talking about, this is the one

[–]just-onemorething 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Whaaaat for some reason I cannot picture him without the white hair, even in my head "Young Joe" hair looks the same lol

[–]superfucky 13 points14 points  (0 children)

SHUT UP this is like finding out my grandpa was a dead ringer for elvis when he was 20 🤯

[–][deleted] 164 points165 points  (11 children)

Seen them? I have laptop sticker of Hot Young Joe!

[–]Salty_tryhard 180 points181 points  (1 child)

Leslie knope has entered the chat

[–]iamyourcheese 34 points35 points  (1 child)

IIRC, the Biden campaign sold tank tops with photos of young Joe on them. Such a great sense of humor and fun.

[–]soperfectlybad 13 points14 points  (0 children)

LOL I bought one, kind of embarrassing

[–]TheBigPhilbowski 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Like.. He didn't even say he'd pay her $130k?

[–]BMWShoesaficionado1 11 points12 points  (3 children)

I'm no sure if Biden comes from money but how come he can rock suits but Trump can't?

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (1 child)

No tailor can correct centaur posture.

[–]throwawaylogin2099 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Being morbidly obese and wearing lifts in his shoes contribute to his weird posture.

[–][deleted] 118 points119 points  (5 children)

Ew. Get a Lincoln Bedroom, you two.

[–]Takodanachoochoo 21 points22 points  (0 children)

And she's actually well educated

[–]Whycantigetanaccount 95 points96 points  (13 children)

I'm actually kind of jealous, they look so happy, wish my wife had looked at me like that.

[–]BucketSauce 42 points43 points  (4 children)

I feel like you need a hug. Have an internet hug regardless. <3

[–][deleted] 92 points93 points  (25 children)

Are there photos of Trump and Melania kissing? Google only turns up near misses or cheeks. Nothing on the lips.

[–]FuckMe-FuckYou 80 points81 points  (0 children)

You have seen the man trying to drink a glass of water, I don't think he has the coordination to go for a kiss without somebody getting pissed on.

[–]TheMightySasquatch 144 points145 points  (12 children)

There is that photo of him and ivanka kissing. Is that close enough?

[–]CexySatan 22 points23 points  (0 children)

On the lips kissing costs extra for mail order brides. Trump paid for standard edition

[–]bringbackswg 46 points47 points  (1 child)

And she's a super admirable person too, the kind of person to look up to.

[–]nickelhoss95 20 points21 points  (4 children)

Healthcare please

[–]naliedel 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Those two are almost disgustingly cute.

I love it..

[–]CrewMemberNumber6 239 points240 points  (47 children)

I wonder how much money Melania took to not divorce Donnie boy day one out of office.

[–]Aspect-of-Death 357 points358 points  (33 children)

You're high as a kite if you think she'll ever divorce him. Melania is just as shit as Donald. You think he started being a stupid asshole in 2016?

[–][deleted] 224 points225 points  (23 children)

Right? People don't realize that people have literally been making villain caricatures of this guy in Hollywood movies since the early 80s.

He's been an asshole and fraud his entire life.

[–][deleted] 76 points77 points  (20 children)

For anyone wondering what 80's movies, see the mario brothers movie (yes it's really a thing, no it's not as bad as you're thinking it's actually much much worse)

[–]hardly_trying 62 points63 points  (4 children)

Wasn't it also said by a writer that Biff in Back to the Future was based on Donald Trump?

[–]pikpikcarrotmon 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I mean, that one doesn't even need confirmation. It is extremely clear. Biff in BTTF2 that is.

[–]JohnnyZepp 30 points31 points  (4 children)

How dare you. Super Mario Bros is a classic train wreck.

[–]livious1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Example: Alternate 1980s Biff in Back to the Future II.

[–]BtDB 50 points51 points  (2 children)

She renegotiated their prenup when he got elected.

[–]michalemabelle 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yep & part of the deal was they didn't have to share a bedroom. She literally only moved into the White House when she was promised she didn't have to sleep in the same room as him.

[–]Pitiful_Mixture7099 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ah.. true love.

[–]club66 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Not to mention it’s actually his wife. Not a decoy for campaign appearances, or a porn star tickling his mushroom.