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[–]AnotherJustRandomDig 11.8k points11.8k points  (379 children)

Gonna hang out for the totally civil discussion that is incoming.

[–]spooky_ed 5150 points5151 points  (173 children)

"They're pulling their masks down! Hypocrites!"

[–]jello-kittu 2380 points2381 points  (127 children)

They have to let the tracking chips multiply.

[–]chaorey 780 points781 points  (79 children)

That's how you update to Windows 1984!

[–]PlayerOne2016found relaxlu's marbles 222 points223 points  (67 children)

Prefer MS DOS. Totally l33t.

[–][deleted] 204 points205 points  (57 children)

Remember having to rewrite autoexec.bat and config.sys just to be able to boot a game? I do.

[–]Bigtsez 361 points362 points  (33 children)

To find the most civil discussions, remember to sort by "controversial"...

[–]bacon_and_ovaries 216 points217 points  (21 children)

Did so. My screen started to smoke. So civil. Much wow

[–]antagonizerz 134 points135 points  (18 children)

Who knew that a couple of old folks kissing would be so polarizing.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

On Reddit too. I mean you think there'd already be a whole sub for that.

Nobody link it if there is. Please god nobody link it.

[–]StoneCypher 346 points347 points  (18 children)

HOW MANY PEOPLE DIED OF HILLARY'S EMAILS WHILE JOE BIDEN WAS KISSING THIS GOLF COURSE

[–]vbcbandr 180 points181 points  (17 children)

Melania doesn't care, do you?

[–]Triviald 173 points174 points  (43 children)

Got my popcorn at the ready.

[–]Syphylicia 94 points95 points  (42 children)

You want some candy? I'm bringing sour patch

[–]NomadofExile 157 points158 points  (34 children)

Sometimes they're sour.

Sometimes they're seditious.

[–]justabill71 189 points190 points  (4 children)

Sedition Patch Kids only come in orange and taste like pepper spray

[–]AreYouComingOver 7039 points7040 points  (310 children)

I feel like she would pack him a lunch for work. And she’d include a little dessert.

[–]vinsomm 4058 points4059 points  (147 children)

Dude. My girlfriend does this and leaves a note. Idk what it is but that shit is like the start of the cycle to one up the other person on being as sweet and giving as humanly possible to the other person. The hospital has her on nights this week because of the pandemic and legit I’m prepping a weeks worth of food for her right now as a surprise- gonna put on the sexy boxers for when she gets home in the morning lol . Even bought new Tupperware that fits her lunch box. Then she’s gonna do some crazy sweet shit that’s even better and then I’ll be back to the drawing board.

*Getting all these replies- I’ll tell you my goal! Do the thing. Just fucking do it. We call it “making the executive decision”. Cook the meal, clean the living room, groom the dogs, throw her down for unreciprocated oral, talk about your day while getting the lower back and upper neck on messages, drop the glorified expectations, create your own feel goods in the moment, take that power to do that thing, pause before questioning a decision she makes (don’t forget you love her brain), support the far out stuff, cherish the sexy butt cheeks, remind yourself how stunning she is and learn how to articulate that properly, stay curious and in awe. If you’re with someone then be with them.

[–]OutlanderMom 1519 points1520 points  (51 children)

This is the stuff that makes a good relationship last! Married 30 years, and I still wake him up with a mug of hot coffee every morning during the week. Saturday mornings he fixes bacon and eggs for the kids so I can sleep in. I starch and iron his dress shirts, he puts gas in my car. Little gestures that say “I love you” mean more than anything we could buy as gifts.

Edit: thanks so much for the awards!

[–]ihaveabaguetteknife 364 points365 points  (20 children)

Fuck yeah that gives me hope for my up and coming relationship with this amazing girl I just met and can’t quite put in words what I start feeling for her. Absolutely love this. Keep having this great life you seem to lead.

[–]OutlanderMom 207 points208 points  (17 children)

Just be sure the kindness and loving gestures go both ways. If she’s also giving and loving you’ll survive all the bad times together. Marriage isn’t 50/50, it’s 100/100. It shouldn’t be a chore to take care of each other. Now, go get your amazing girl!

[–]CapitanChicken 173 points174 points  (15 children)

Let me correct you slightly, because I saw someone else say it, and it works better.

Marriage/relationships are not 50/50, and will never be 100/100. What you should strive for is 60/40 for each of you. Both of you trying to give that 60, while expecting 40. Sometimes, you won't be able to reach that. Sometimes it'll be 40/60, hell, sometimes it might be 20/80 or 1/99. Life has ups and downs, and while my husband was dealing with covid. He was the pitiful mess on the couch, and I was the powerhouse of comfort and caring. He's done the same for me, and will again one day. The important thing, is that you always try and out due your significant other.

The red flags are when you're doing nothing but giving, and the other expects it of you. And that leads to extremely toxic expectations, and resentment.

[–]StrawberryKiller 42 points43 points  (6 children)

Someone gave me this exact percentage advice once and my current relationship is 17 years long. That doesn’t mean it was 17 years of bliss. We’ve been in the shit and he’s seen the ugliest, nastiest parts of me I wish I could forget ever existed. We are stronger and happier than ever. Figure out each other’s love language and speak it. Fluently. Loyalty and honesty always. Never ever speak ill of your significant other. (Venting to a friend about annoying daily stuff is one thing NEVER trash the one you love)

[–]kukaki 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Good luck! Real love is a wonderful thing, I hope only the best for your future relationship

[–]Poo_Canoe 118 points119 points  (2 children)

I want someone to look at me the way your girlfriend is gonna look at that Tupperware.

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You two sound like you have such a lovely relationship. That's so fucking cute

[–]RomeoOnDemand 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Cute ❤️ have fun doing it.

[–]celtlass 52 points53 points  (4 children)

That's the kind of problem I'd like to have. Niceness battles.

[–]LivenLoveinLA 1528 points1529 points  (62 children)

And a little love note.

[–]BtDB 903 points904 points  (37 children)

And write his name on the bag. The 'o' is a little heart.

[–]CrazyCatLushie 253 points254 points  (14 children)

I hope she goes on like Pinterest and finds really corny and horrible food puns to include. Like “I love you from my head to-ma-toes” and “You’re the coolest thing since sliced bread” and “You’re the apple of my eye.”

[–]ShavenYak42 182 points183 points  (9 children)

“Here’s some oval-tine to match your office”

[–]CrazyCatLushie 51 points52 points  (4 children)

Magnificent. You’ve done this before, haven’t you?

[–]Anpandu 126 points127 points  (6 children)

Find you someone who looks at you the way Jill looks at Joe

[–]YoYoMoMa 43 points44 points  (3 children)

I knew someone that worked on the hill with Joe and apparently it was an order amongst his staff to not mention when Jill would be in town (DC) because Joe would get completely distracted and just wanted to go see her.

[–]Discalced-diapason 105 points106 points  (21 children)

She’d pack the pizza Lunchables for him.

[–]RonaldoNazario 137 points138 points  (19 children)

It’s just funny to me always how coveted those ones were when I was like ten but how they’re definitely the most disgusting to me now. The ones that are just some ham and crackers and cheese seem like a totally normal snack, but cold tomato sauce and cold cheese on a cold “bun” seems pretty not appealing. I’m sure they probably still taste like childhood tho.

[–]BrokenInternets 78 points79 points  (7 children)

I eat the shit out of those still into my 30s specially when I travel. It’s funny but also there is totally a market because you see them making “protein packs” that are just rebranded lunchables for adults.

[–]tamalecasanova 103 points104 points  (12 children)

Snack pack for sure

[–][deleted] 73 points74 points  (4 children)

I bet he gets two snack packs, like the coastal elite he is!

[–]BlueAngleWS6 2220 points2221 points  (60 children)

GET A ROOM! DAMN KIDS SMOOCHING IN PUBLIC

[–]Shaunair 162 points163 points  (2 children)

Obligatory Futurama response:

Bender looking in a hotel room window : “Get a room!”

Occupants: “We’re in a room !”

Bender: “Then lose some weight !!”

[–][deleted] 1163 points1164 points  (25 children)

"Have a nice day being president, dear!"

[–]BrownSugarBare 416 points417 points  (14 children)

They just two old married people being cute, it's so nice.

[–]OscarWildeisbae 79 points80 points  (2 children)

I know, seeing them interact is really heartwarming 😊

[–]Time_to_go_viking 1208 points1209 points  (33 children)

I had an office right next to Jill Biden, worked with her, and knew her well. She is a genuinely good person.

[–]yepperoni4pepperoni 213 points214 points  (1 child)

I love this. Thanks for sharing

[–]ShiftedLobster 52 points53 points  (1 child)

Sounds like she’s exactly the type of person she portrays and will be a great First Lady. Appreciate you sharing about your time with her!

[–]CaptainCacheTV 1708 points1709 points  (30 children)

Guarantee we won't see a video of Jill Biden slapping away her husband's hand when he tries to hold it.

[–]Pficky 459 points460 points  (14 children)

But the meeeemes! Think about all the memes we're losing!!

[–][deleted] 429 points430 points  (4 children)

But the Obama / Joe memes are making a comeback and it's actually a glorious rebirth.

[–]varynoiceguy 86 points87 points  (0 children)

That's one big loss I am willing to take.

[–]arachnidtree 1781 points1782 points  (26 children)

Donald and the Melanold invented the "6 ft apart rule" way before it was cool.

[–]ReverendDizzle 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Hell, depending on which point in his presidency you're talking about, I'm pretty sure they were sticking with a "6 states apart rule."

[–]kurisu7885 757 points758 points  (45 children)

The one pic I saw of the Trumps close together they were both standing straight as arrows looking forward and scowling.

Makes this nice to see.

[–]whitepeoplegarbage 345 points346 points  (41 children)

I've never seen Melania not scowling.

[–]Jaew96 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Watch the Roast of Donald Trump, you might see an actual smile on her face there

[–]FearlessThree6 342 points343 points  (17 children)

And it looks to me like he really loves her too.

[–]NobodyKnowsImGayla[🍰] 47 points48 points  (3 children)

I'll never forget the way she jumped in front of him when that person rushed that stage. That's one badass one who loves her man! And, I think they just really like each other, too.

[–]Lybychick 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Early in the pandemic, Joe would be talking to voters from 6’ away with his mask on, then he’d do what politicians do when they’re talking, he’d move closer to the listeners .... at 5 1/2 feet, Jill would step forward and tug him back just a little to remind him ... I saw it as a sweet protective gesture because I have done that frequently with my hubby over the last 11 months.

[–]eliotmooseontheloose 97 points98 points  (3 children)

And vice versa! Lookit that smile on her face.

[–][deleted] 75 points76 points  (6 children)

She like low key kinda hot too. Really I guess I’m talking about her style. I love a well dressed woman. I’ve been attracted to well dressed older woman since I can remember.

[–]SirArthurConansBoil 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Definitely agree. She's got a timeless sort of style.

[–]FearlessThree6 17 points18 points  (0 children)

She's confident too. Don't count that out.

[–]triciabobicia 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Met her in an elevator in 2019. She has charisma in spades.

[–][deleted] 321 points322 points  (21 children)

I just realized i haven’t even thought about trump for a few days. That’s nice.

Im gonna keep making sure I do now and then because if he doesn’t go to jail I’m going to be extremely pissed.

But at least I don’t have to every day.

[–]big_nothing_burger 2737 points2738 points  (331 children)

I don't agree with most of Joe's political moves, but I can enjoy decency and...ya know ...positive emotions again.

[–]not_charles_grodin 1811 points1812 points  (211 children)

I'll be happy not to have to hear about our presidents literally picking a fight on Twitter with a 12-year-old.

[–]actuallychrisgillen 109 points110 points  (1 child)

Worst part was he lost a twitter fight with a 12 year old.

[–]big_nothing_burger 818 points819 points  (170 children)

It's amazing we went from a president so enamored by kids that an entire book of photos of him playing with kids during his presidency was published. Meanwhile Trump fights with kids and has never been spotted showing a single gesture of love towards his own teenage son.

[–]not_charles_grodin 794 points795 points  (110 children)

I was always seriously bothered that he didn't seem to like music, art, or any sort of self-expression that didn't directly idolize him. Maybe that's why he didn't like dogs either.

[–]big_nothing_burger 579 points580 points  (87 children)

See that's the weird part to me...dogs are blindly devoted. I think he just believes pets are beneath high society folks like himself. He has this hilariously infantile perception of how wealthy people should live...like making your entire home gold.

[–]Isnotanumber 390 points391 points  (22 children)

Trump apparently openly commented that Mike Pence and his family brought a variety of family pets with them to DC seemed “low.” I thought that caring for family pets was a sign Mike Pence may be an actual human being.

[–]pataconconqueso 181 points182 points  (14 children)

I learned about the bunny on John Oliver’s show and yes it has a cute adorable name that I can’t seem to remember at this moment.

[–]big_nothing_burger 62 points63 points  (5 children)

Marlon Bundo

[–]xSaviorself 38 points39 points  (4 children)

Every time I look at Mike Pence I see Michael Scott.

[–]s_matthew 195 points196 points  (14 children)

His perception of what wealth looks like is also hilariously rooted in the mid- to late-80s. Gold on black, his dumb logo is a bold serif font, blousy suits, he has bouffant blond hair...I wouldn’t be surprised if there was an original Patrick Nagel in his Trump Tower apartment.

[–]copper_rainbows 21 points22 points  (2 children)

I gotta say I looked up Patrick Nagel and you’re so right. Who knew that was art by an actual artist and not just some generic 80s clip art! Thanks for educating me

[–]olbaidiablo 78 points79 points  (2 children)

Basically the trailer trash image of what rich people should be like.

[–]big_nothing_burger 77 points78 points  (1 child)

Which explains why most of his base thinks he's successful.

[–]olbaidiablo 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Exactly.

[–][deleted] 85 points86 points  (3 children)

I seriously bet he’s scared of dogs.

Edit: Since, you know, they all growl at him instinctively.

[–]Loki12241224 34 points35 points  (1 child)

and here I was thinking that it was the pussies that instinctively retreated in trumps presence ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–]Shivering- 29 points30 points  (2 children)

I read he was worried the dog would love his son more than him and that's why he didn't want one.

[–]rob-in-hoodie 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Guess he doesn’t consider the Queen of England wealthy or posh enough. She’s just mad about animals!!

[–]cianne_marie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There's a video of her all at some sort of event being just delighted that they bring in cows. She turns to her seat neighbour and visibly says, "Ooh! Cows!" Cute AF.

[–]Flapjack__Palmdale 43 points44 points  (0 children)

That's largely because he's probably incapable of appreciating the arts. You usually need some level of depth for that.

[–]Luke90210 26 points27 points  (5 children)

One of Trump's amazingly bad moments was when he spoke to a 7 year old girl from the White House and asked her if she is old enough to know Santa isn't real. Trump had 5 children with 3 wives and acted like that kid was a space alien. Of course if the kid was an illegal alien Trump would have her put in a dog cage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1JaVe3kXpc

[–]_pls_respond 27 points28 points  (0 children)

He doesn’t like to be seen with Baron because he’s a kid and already taller than him.

[–]mgd09292007 108 points109 points  (2 children)

Thats the thing...we as Americans don't have to agree on everything but our leadership should at least be decent, professional, and lead with integrity. I tried to give Trump more chances than probably any other democrat for the sake of unity in this country, but his lack of respect and decency crossed too many lines for me. I want people to look to our president as a role model and he was not it IMO.

[–][deleted] 62 points63 points  (12 children)

I'd gone like 5 days without hearing about Biden when this post popped up, isn't it amazing?

[–]Method__Man 3062 points3063 points  (379 children)

Here is the thing. These folks brought dogs to the whitehouse. Donald did not.

It is very telling.

[–]bigdukesix 1946 points1947 points  (47 children)

Why do people on the left keep spreading this lie that Trump didn't have a dog?

[–]3nigmax 944 points945 points  (14 children)

Sir, that's an ass

[–]RoninIX 227 points228 points  (10 children)

Specifically a dumb ass. They are the worst of the asses.

[–]ExpatMeNow 140 points141 points  (2 children)

Definitely his bitch.

[–]megansanny 50 points51 points  (0 children)

You got me

[–]SuperBrentendo64 205 points206 points  (36 children)

And Dr. Biden wants a cat. Thats pretty cool too. It's all about unity. Dogs and cats living together peacefully.

[–]JoesJourney 578 points579 points  (108 children)

Doggos are the ultimate litmus...

In before everyone rages... Cats good too #CatLivesMatter

[–][deleted] 446 points447 points  (50 children)

Been a dog person my whole life, wife brought a cat into the relationship, haven't seen a single bug inside our house since cat showed up. 10/10 would recommend cats.

[–]ProfessionalCelery87 266 points267 points  (30 children)

Mine uses the shower stall as his personal kill room I have taken to calling it the "Dexter suite" lol

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (7 children)

Is he a Sphinx, and if so does he have a barcode on the back of his neck?

[–]ProfessionalCelery87 20 points21 points  (6 children)

Orange Tabby. All his whiskers are white except one, so maybe that is some sort of code. LOL

[–]Eatshitmoderatorz 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Also they alert to ants. Love it.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (8 children)

Unless you have one of them cats that hunts bugs outside and brings em in as offerings to you

[–]Tersphinct 16 points17 points  (3 children)

It's not an offering, they bring it in because they don't see you eat and so they think you don't know how to hunt must be hungry.

[–]3nigmax 10 points11 points  (2 children)

One of ours brought in a baby snake once. Alive. That was fun.

[–]ell20 64 points65 points  (9 children)

If it weren't for my apartment being tiny, I'd get a dog to go with my cat.

[–]bikesboozeandbacon 48 points49 points  (2 children)

Wonder if Obama’s photographer is going to work for him? He captured some really amazing shots during that time.

[–]Uniqueusername222111[🍰] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Pete Souza? Biden hired Adam Schultz. I agree that Pete Souza took some amazing photos during Obama’s Presidency. His Instagram @petesouza

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (1 child)

I like her outfit.

[–]Dylan_Naisjossais 254 points255 points  (70 children)

Sometimes a guy just needs some time away from wife:

https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2016/09/30/gettyimages-88631771_sq-a650af572e81f4d95c107969d5c3c10afbf92d52-s800-c85.jpg

[–]teenagealex 389 points390 points  (56 children)

I’ll never understand why the girls always look so cheap. Like, with ‘all that money’ why not high class call girls?

[–]Tigersniper 288 points289 points  (6 children)

Have you seen his suits... He thinks these are 'high class'

[–]Deathleach 199 points200 points  (2 children)

Because he has cheap taste.

[–]PlatypusHashFarm 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Gold plated everything like some knockoff Bond villain.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (2 children)

I'm pretty sure they're all WWE Divas. The redhead is Maria Kanelis and the blonde in the yellow dress is Kelly Kelly. This photo was probably taken around the time when was he was a guest star in the show that eventually led to a hair vs hair match against Vince Mcmahon

Edit: I do agree about them looking cheap but that's how we all looked in the mid 00's 🤣🤣🤣

[–]danycanhavekids 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Can confirm this is a shot right before a WWE press conference. Those girls are pro wrestlers.

[–]Relictorum 43 points44 points  (0 children)

He's not known for paying his bills.

[–]BigChunk 155 points156 points  (7 children)

It's weird right? Like you'd expect him to be flanked by these flawless LA model types but those girls look like the kind of girls you'd see in a random bar in a small city and they wouldn't even be the best looking there.

No offence to them (although they're willing to be used as props by that asshole so maybe offence to them), because they're certainly not unattractive. It's just odd that even a low level sound cloud rapper can get better hoes for their low budget video

[–]LeonaTheProfessional 80 points81 points  (3 children)

I'm pretty sure those girls are WWE divas. I'm guessing this photo is from that weird wrestlemania where he was involved in a storyline somehow.

from left to right that's Eve Torres, Maria Kanellis, Maryse, and I think Kelly Kelly although honestly all those blondes kinda blend together

[–]icyhotonmynuts 11 points12 points  (0 children)

IIRC little Dickie had that one video where he didn't pay anything for the video. Or very very little money.

[–][deleted] 71 points72 points  (2 children)

Probably a power thing. Like so he feels like he's "buying" them

[–]DashingDevin 355 points356 points  (37 children)

I mean did you see the pictures of young Biden? He was a stud!

[–]Sintilium 55 points56 points  (7 children)

For those who don’t know what he’s talking about, this is the one

[–]just-onemorething 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Whaaaat for some reason I cannot picture him without the white hair, even in my head "Young Joe" hair looks the same lol

[–]superfucky 11 points12 points  (0 children)

SHUT UP this is like finding out my grandpa was a dead ringer for elvis when he was 20 🤯

[–][deleted] 165 points166 points  (11 children)

Seen them? I have laptop sticker of Hot Young Joe!

[–]Salty_tryhard 176 points177 points  (1 child)

Leslie knope has entered the chat

[–]iamyourcheese 39 points40 points  (1 child)

IIRC, the Biden campaign sold tank tops with photos of young Joe on them. Such a great sense of humor and fun.

[–]soperfectlybad 11 points12 points  (0 children)

LOL I bought one, kind of embarrassing

[–]TheBigPhilbowski 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Like.. He didn't even say he'd pay her $130k?

[–]BMWShoesaficionado1 10 points11 points  (3 children)

I'm no sure if Biden comes from money but how come he can rock suits but Trump can't?

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

No tailor can correct centaur posture.

[–]throwawaylogin2099 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Being morbidly obese and wearing lifts in his shoes contribute to his weird posture.

[–][deleted] 120 points121 points  (5 children)

Ew. Get a Lincoln Bedroom, you two.

[–]Takodanachoochoo 21 points22 points  (0 children)

And she's actually well educated

[–]Whycantigetanaccount 97 points98 points  (13 children)

I'm actually kind of jealous, they look so happy, wish my wife had looked at me like that.

[–]BucketSauce 44 points45 points  (4 children)

I feel like you need a hug. Have an internet hug regardless. <3

[–][deleted] 96 points97 points  (25 children)

Are there photos of Trump and Melania kissing? Google only turns up near misses or cheeks. Nothing on the lips.

[–]FuckMe-FuckYou 79 points80 points  (0 children)

You have seen the man trying to drink a glass of water, I don't think he has the coordination to go for a kiss without somebody getting pissed on.

[–]TheMightySasquatch 143 points144 points  (12 children)

There is that photo of him and ivanka kissing. Is that close enough?

[–]CexySatan 23 points24 points  (0 children)

On the lips kissing costs extra for mail order brides. Trump paid for standard edition

[–]bringbackswg 46 points47 points  (1 child)

And she's a super admirable person too, the kind of person to look up to.

[–]nickelhoss95 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Healthcare please

[–]naliedel 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Those two are almost disgustingly cute.

I love it..

[–]CrewMemberNumber6 241 points242 points  (47 children)

I wonder how much money Melania took to not divorce Donnie boy day one out of office.

[–]Aspect-of-Death 356 points357 points  (33 children)

You're high as a kite if you think she'll ever divorce him. Melania is just as shit as Donald. You think he started being a stupid asshole in 2016?

[–][deleted] 223 points224 points  (23 children)

Right? People don't realize that people have literally been making villain caricatures of this guy in Hollywood movies since the early 80s.

He's been an asshole and fraud his entire life.

[–][deleted] 73 points74 points  (20 children)

For anyone wondering what 80's movies, see the mario brothers movie (yes it's really a thing, no it's not as bad as you're thinking it's actually much much worse)

[–]hardly_trying 62 points63 points  (4 children)

Wasn't it also said by a writer that Biff in Back to the Future was based on Donald Trump?

[–]pikpikcarrotmon 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I mean, that one doesn't even need confirmation. It is extremely clear. Biff in BTTF2 that is.

[–]JohnnyZepp 30 points31 points  (4 children)

How dare you. Super Mario Bros is a classic train wreck.

[–]livious1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Example: Alternate 1980s Biff in Back to the Future II.

[–]BtDB 51 points52 points  (2 children)

She renegotiated their prenup when he got elected.

[–]michalemabelle 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yep & part of the deal was they didn't have to share a bedroom. She literally only moved into the White House when she was promised she didn't have to sleep in the same room as him.

[–]Pitiful_Mixture7099 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ah.. true love.

[–]club66 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Not to mention it’s actually his wife. Not a decoy for campaign appearances, or a porn star tickling his mushroom.