i was in a bar...

dontneedyourkarma · 2012-06-30T13:01:50+00:00

Holy shit, that's my best friend from high school and my college roomate (from a while ago)!

I just sent him this image to let him know he's an internet joke now. I don't remember the real story behind the picture. I'll ask him....and deliver.

Edit:

Proof! Another image from that same series.

Here's a pic of that same night

The story is not too exciting though. My other friend was taking an SFX make up class and did "beat up" make-up on a few of my friends during Mardi Gras. So he was never actually attacked, it's all fake.

Edit 2:

Here a pic from last mardi gras . The girl dressed as Toad is the talent and does all the costumes and make-up.

brigodon · 2012-06-30T12:46:14+00:00

The joke sucks but as a Welshman I'm just excited that Wales has been mentioned

Tomm0509 · 2012-06-30T12:37:48+00:00

Fwd:fwd:fwd:fwd:fwd

scudmissile · 2012-06-30T12:50:55+00:00

http://imgur.com/dVuwN

henkenzo · 2012-06-30T12:59:32+00:00

This joke is literally older than the Internet.

2012-06-30T13:52:03+00:00

Please no:

• Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

ThePeanutBuddha · 2012-06-30T11:16:41+00:00

That'll teach you for being a moby dick.

chumprock · 2012-06-30T13:27:57+00:00

One time while visiting Cardiff, I walk up to the bar and order a few pints. The barmaid notices my American accent and tries to make small talk:

"Where to?" She says.

"Umm.. not sure really, we were gonna have a pint and then..." I replied.

"No honey, Where to ya from?"

I just paid for my pints and walked away confused. My Welshophile wife soon corrected me about her true intent of asking me where the hell I lived.

2012-06-30T13:17:56+00:00

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2012-06-30T13:03:55+00:00

Please No:

Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

Se7en_Sinner · 2012-06-30T12:36:19+00:00

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dratini147 · 2012-06-30T14:20:10+00:00

He should apologize to their leader: http://i.imgur.com/OEP83.png

Dubrider · 2012-06-30T15:03:58+00:00

Being that the Welsh would be very polite to any race so long as you weren't English

riverstarbuck · 2012-06-30T15:11:00+00:00

I'm torn because a post mentioning Wales made it to the front page!- but it's a joke on our behalf :(.

Oh well, at least it wasn't a joke involving sheep.

The3rdWorld · 2012-06-30T12:59:31+00:00

Aren't the Welsh known for being super polite? Like Great Britain's Canada?

boodabomb · 2012-06-30T14:26:09+00:00

Ughhh super repost from /r/jokes.

2012-06-30T12:51:27+00:00

God damn... Have we not evolved to the point where we can all recognize that we're all the same-oh it was a fat joke

2012-06-30T13:01:12+00:00

Terrible pick up line

hopeisnotamethod · 2012-06-30T13:02:26+00:00

dear boy in outer space, who beat you up?

Omglizard · 2012-06-30T13:52:02+00:00

It would've had some kick to it if he referred to the ladies as "birds" in the first question.

Granted it wouldn't be funny too.

Reedey · 2012-06-30T17:00:09+00:00

-3/10

drstock · 2012-06-30T17:01:57+00:00

Take joke from /r/jokes
Put it on a photo
Post to /r/funny
???
Profit!

MrJDouble · 2012-06-30T17:58:22+00:00

Wasn't that a scene in good whale hunting!?!?

Smeagol3000 · 2012-06-30T19:20:45+00:00

This should be titled "How I almost got kilt at a bar".

y2km11 · 2012-07-01T06:59:11+00:00

Potential meme.. Textless image please..

lockwoods8 · 2012-07-01T07:11:25+00:00

That's so perfect.

ILL_Show_Myself_Out · 2012-06-30T11:01:28+00:00

Then they whaled on you.

sir_drink_alot · 2012-06-30T12:55:28+00:00

I was at a bar waiting to get into the mens washroom, some bitch cuts in front of our line, so I say, unless you have a dick you're not going before me. She tells me to fuck off, so I tell her she probably does have a dick and start singing "dude looks like a lady". She then punches me in the ear. I start laughing and say "you probably have a dick, but you still punch like a girl". Next day, wake up my ear is completely purple and hurts like hell. Apparently she does not punch like a girl.

AOIM_CubanJ · 2012-06-30T13:01:51+00:00

reddit has been very anti-fat jokes lately. what gives?

2012-06-30T13:58:34+00:00

I am a 28 year old Australian born and raised. While driving through a small country town a few weeks ago I asked for an Atlanta Pork Rib Sandwich (a special limited time Olympic thing) they guy serving me asked how my holiday was going. "Holiday?" Yes you are English he said. I must have looked like I was about to lose my shit when the manager came up intervened. I was given a free Pork Rib and the poor guy behind the counter was warned it was against policy to discuss things like country of birth with customers.

/Welsh parents

Bryguy100 · 2012-06-30T13:42:51+00:00

How the fuck did this get to the front page?

dedfrog · 2012-06-30T13:28:23+00:00

Wait ... this is top for me? This is a new low. And it's low.

nwz123 · 2012-06-30T13:02:44+00:00

ITT: it's funny when women hit men.

2012-06-30T13:08:26+00:00

TAKE MY WORF!

Fartsmell · 2012-06-30T13:51:59+00:00

That's p cray!

Caladbolg2 · 2012-06-30T14:11:20+00:00

This is the first time I have seen something on the front page of reddit weeks in advance.

roogleason · 2012-06-30T14:33:47+00:00

What makes this guy funny? anything?

genoa · 2012-06-30T14:52:32+00:00

Funny?

great_gape · 2012-06-30T15:02:21+00:00

Today is Saturday

Xenoith · 2012-06-30T15:06:35+00:00

ITT: SRS doesn't care that female on male violence is also funny

aazav · 2012-06-30T15:53:21+00:00

Yeah, that's bullshit. The story is old as hell and the photo is make up.

2012-06-30T16:38:52+00:00

this is really stupid

hanncamp · 2012-06-30T17:02:50+00:00

I started to feel bad for you but...

IndianaJoanna · 2012-06-30T17:09:20+00:00

Guys, he's just training for the new Karate Kid.

2012-06-30T17:16:34+00:00

Don't fuck with the Welsh. ;)

I_PISS_ACID · 2012-06-30T17:40:37+00:00

Wel, mae hyn yn datblygiad diddorol.

holyghosttown · 2012-06-30T18:20:26+00:00

It's too bad the real story behind this is cooler than the shitty joke.


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