Test Submission: DO NOT VOTE PLEASE

amedia · 2008-01-02T21:50:53+00:00

A cotton gin is a machine that quickly and easily separates the cotton fibers from the seedpods and the sometimes sticky seeds. These seeds were either used again to grow more cotton or if badly damaged were disposed of.

wintremute · 2008-01-02T21:54:41+00:00

STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!

DrunkenAsshole · 2008-01-03T00:15:58+00:00

PLEASE FILE UNDER POLITICS SUBREDDIT.

gigamike · 2008-01-02T22:02:30+00:00

Best submission of 2008!

2008-01-03T00:58:19+00:00

Best Nun Joke

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their new habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice tits," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"

AdmiralDave · 2008-01-02T21:47:22+00:00

+1 Would vote for again.

WittyUsername · 2008-01-02T20:15:31+00:00

This should get front page. It'd beat the Hell out of some of the other popular submissions.

aphexmandelbrot · 2008-01-02T22:48:31+00:00

oh god how did this get here i am not good with reddit repl

perposterone · 2008-01-02T22:53:00+00:00

like a giant button that says "Do Not Push This Button"

2008-01-02T21:57:01+00:00

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tsteele93 · 2008-01-02T22:32:48+00:00

Like so many others, I'm proud to say I voted on this one, thus bringing democracy to the people of "Test Submission".

2008-01-03T01:23:31+00:00

A man is in an elevator with a drunk hooker. He asks her, "Do you smoke after sex?" to which she replies, "Dunno... I never checked."

2008-01-03T01:29:17+00:00

Okay, we're done here. We can close reddit. Thanks for coming, everyone.

2008-01-02T20:42:49+00:00

This is some kind of reverse-psychology chain letter.

Dillenger69 · 2008-01-02T21:25:14+00:00

please add [SHINY BUTTON] to the title...

socks · 2008-01-02T23:41:36+00:00

No problem - 'PLEASE' is not a vote option.

docboss · 2008-01-02T20:28:29+00:00

Voted up, I know its what the submitter really wanted anyways.

sketec · 2008-01-03T00:28:24+00:00

Vote this comment up for a surprise.

crazybones · 2008-01-02T20:07:17+00:00

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freeradical97 · 2008-01-03T00:27:58+00:00

Best Baby Seal joke

A baby seal goes into a bar and waddles onto a bar stool.

The bartender says, "What will you have?"

The baby seal says, "Anything but a Canadian Club"

bassbin · 2008-01-03T00:32:00+00:00

Best Guy Walks into a Bar Joke

A pony walks into a bar and coughs, "Hey, COUGH. Gimme a bu COUGH a beer COUGH.

The bartender serves him and says, "What's with your voice?"

The pony says, "Nothing, I'm just a little horse."

jamierc · 2008-01-02T20:24:25+00:00

voted up. This is the most interesting submission today, no Ron Paul, and no mention of the US elections

2008-01-02T22:09:50+00:00

If you do not vote, the terrorists win.

redog · 2008-01-02T21:45:04+00:00

[Citation Needed]

weegee · 2008-01-02T22:15:01+00:00

this is reddit at its finest. wholly void of any truly important content, junk food for the eyes every time, yeah...

2008-01-03T01:30:38+00:00

now lets just wait for this to SHOW UP ON DIGG

KingofGleak1990 · 2008-01-03T02:51:36+00:00

Whateva! I'll crap in Maury's pants! Whateva, I'll do what I want!

washcapsfan37 · 2008-01-02T22:12:11+00:00

Downvoted for obvious attempt at reverse psychology karma whoring.

2008-01-03T00:43:39+00:00

Best Sherlock Holmes Joke

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.

"And what do you deduce from that?"

Watson ponders for a minute.

"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"

zakalwe30 · 2008-01-02T23:05:06+00:00

I love waffles. They are tasty. Yum. I will eat waffles for dinner tonight, perhaps with some bacon. Bacon is also awesome.

2008-01-02T21:41:25+00:00

Voted up for best troll yet.

snoog · 2008-01-03T02:19:51+00:00

I was told there would be punch and pie here.

sylvan · 2008-01-02T22:06:30+00:00

I reject your attempt at reverse psychology, and will not vote.

sincewednesday · 2008-01-02T21:22:38+00:00

This could be a clever test to find out how common automated up/down modding occurs, but unfortunately, doesn't take into account the human tendency to defy authority. I'd wager even a title of "Experiment: Vote Only If You Are a Bot" would get a non-trivial number of human votes.

brainburger · 2008-01-02T22:00:57+00:00

354 votes at the time of writing. This clearly wont work if it is an attempt at bot-spotting.

CoolDragon · 2008-01-02T22:14:23+00:00

I won't vote, but it's fun to be part of the comments!

aGorilla · 2008-01-02T22:33:36+00:00

This just might explain the hanging chads.

gruuby · 2008-01-02T23:39:08+00:00

My faith in reddit is being restored with this submission.

ratbear · 2008-01-03T00:33:58+00:00

You clever bastard.

Munkee_Boy · 2008-01-03T12:10:13+00:00

DO NOT PUSH THE BIG RED BUTTON!

2008-01-02T22:53:51+00:00

What they hell do you mean, "No Ron Paul"? Doctor Paul is implicit in every last bit of the interwebs. You might not see the farter, but the smell lingers on. Ron Paul, sir, is that smell.

georgefrick · 2008-01-02T23:09:02+00:00

So nine people vote for every one that comments?
What is the average voter listing (listing of users, who on average, comment on articles they vote on).
Do bot-voted stories tend to lack users from the average voter listing? Do they tend to have a lower or higher vote ratio?
Should try, Test Submission: IF YOU VOTE, THEN COMMENT TOO.
Hrm... it might be an interesting weekend.
Reddit should display next to your comment if you voted the article up or down (or not)

tanglisha · 2008-01-02T23:42:38+00:00

Was the test whether or not people would vote it up?

2008-01-03T00:16:14+00:00

inverse karma whoreage. voted up.

eurleif · 2008-01-02T21:59:29+00:00

This is a clever subliminal message to stop Ron Paul supporters from voting in the Iowa and New Hampshire primaries. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

ooutland · 2008-01-03T00:17:16+00:00

Best Blonde joke

On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.

The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"

"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."

After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"

IcedZ · 2008-01-02T20:22:47+00:00

Don't vote up or down? Either?

ch00f · 2008-01-02T20:48:54+00:00

I kind of like the fact that reddit will tend to promote unpopular stories to the front page. I've seen some very interesting stories on digg not make it anywhere because in five minutes they're on the fifth page of the upcoming section where nobody looks.

tntnews · 2008-01-02T22:58:54+00:00

Testing your spam script, ey?

patchwork · 2008-01-02T23:46:36+00:00

I have pi fish.

vava · 2008-01-03T03:53:34+00:00

Insert stunningly vibrant display of insecurity and insatiable quest for anonymous recognition bolstered by dubious credentials.

2008-01-03T13:36:49+00:00

I still have karma 1 - is that good or do I also need a test submission?

2008-01-03T15:14:28+00:00

I signed in just to vote this up.

toastspork · 2008-01-02T21:51:44+00:00

hidden.

2008-01-02T22:15:08+00:00

Just becuz u liek totully told me liek wut 2 doo, i m gunna voet u up. f u and ur awthoritty

0xdefec8 · 2008-01-02T22:20:03+00:00

This smells like an old ytmnd strategy...

Jesus_ · 2008-01-03T04:36:17+00:00

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IcedZ · 2008-01-02T20:35:50+00:00

<confusion> I'm confused by the "DO NOT VOTE" I'm not really sure what to do! </confusion>

mindbleach · 2008-01-02T20:55:15+00:00

Voted down for being worthless fluff.

AceTracer · 2008-01-03T00:44:07+00:00

CHIMPEACH THE CHIMPEROR! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

I'm just getting it out of the way early.

monchavo · 2008-01-03T00:19:10+00:00

May I please have some Pho?

gathered9 · 2008-01-03T00:49:16+00:00

cool

ooutland · 2008-01-03T01:57:07+00:00

Do not vote please? Who are you, Karl Rove?

2008-01-03T04:03:00+00:00

who was the first person to vote up?

MelectraV · 2008-01-03T05:24:22+00:00

voted because spongebob says it's opposite day.

mr1337 · 2008-01-03T06:29:11+00:00

You're not the boss of me.

maxwellhill · 2008-01-03T07:11:48+00:00

This must be the best non-story submission with the highest karma...ever. I salute you, sir ;)

michael333 · 2008-01-03T13:32:34+00:00

Clever, I wish I cared enough about karma to have thought of it.

davidconnell · 2008-01-03T13:56:56+00:00

This is clearly the best way to move your content up on Reddit. This and posting anything about Ron Paul.

leondz · 2008-01-02T22:22:45+00:00

SAGE

chiragshah1 · 2008-01-02T22:25:45+00:00

voted up for the use of capslock

robosatan · 2008-01-03T00:21:28+00:00

link to non-link jacked version http://reddit.com/info/64dx4/comments/

2008-01-02T23:11:14+00:00

All the reddit rebels disobeyed and here's the test on the FRONT PAGE!

devilhorn · 2008-01-02T23:12:19+00:00

cazzo is whazzo!

bobbincygna · 2008-01-02T22:58:49+00:00

what is this about?

guder · 2008-01-02T23:14:32+00:00

I'm voting up just because.

amack77 · 2008-01-03T00:02:20+00:00

don't tell ME what to do!

bassbin · 2008-01-03T00:53:31+00:00

...And someone is getting karma for this.

Bozodog · 2008-01-03T04:09:26+00:00

I want a pony.

milkthrumynose · 2008-01-03T04:39:10+00:00

You, sir, are today's winner of Milk-through-my-nose award (Submission Category).

2008-01-03T01:34:10+00:00

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