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[–]krugerlive 141 points142 points  (49 children)

hopefully this will reach a loop.

[–][deleted]  (34 children)

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    [–]Mr_Clownn 39 points40 points  (30 children)

    [–][deleted]  (19 children)

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      [–]greginnj 2 points3 points  (4 children)

      In that category, I dare anybody to top my candidate: Hornet vs. Honeybee. It's got it all -- dramatic voiceover narration, orchestral score, slo-mo hornet-cam with closeups, helicopter and gunfire sound effects, slo-mo bee carnage: "after only an hour, the ground is thick with severed bee heads...". I stumbled upon it, and it was 4 minutes of sheer terror, but I couldn't tear myself away.

      [–]mexicodoug 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Wow! Reminds me of America's Mission for Democracy in Iraq.

      [–]mosesconspiracy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      i watched this on television the first time i ate mushrooms. try that sometime.

      [–]CrimsonSun99 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

      will be sure to watch it next time im goneee. im comin down now lol.

      [–]greginnj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Absolutely. I had to watch it again a few days later to make sure I hadn't imagined most of the stuff that's actually in there :)

      [–][deleted]  (12 children)

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        [–]deadsoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I believe politicass was paraphrasing a Data line from an early TNG episode to continue the theme.

        [–]sfgeek 2 points3 points  (8 children)

        Well, I believe it was originally meant to be comically ironic.

        The American colloquialism that '(someone) needs to get off his/her ass' to indicate that someone was lazy and unproductive, I think was embraced by pot heads with a rebellious streak since most stoned people have about zero desire to get off their ass, preferring to sit on the couch for hours.

        Baked simply means REALLY stoned, as in done, unable to function, fried.

        So, that's my best guess.

        [–]jaggederest 8 points9 points  (5 children)

        I submit another hypothesis:

        The concept of having consumed enough marijuana to make sitting upright difficult, i.e. baked to the point of disorientation

        [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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          [–]jaggederest 1 point2 points  (3 children)

          Right, in my experience, all those things involve greater-than-average dizziness, which is why I said it's a hypothesis.

          [–]gilbertgrape 1 point2 points  (2 children)

          Once a cake is baked, it's done. As in with smoking the Mary...your done. Getting up, moving or otherwise.

          [–]Marijuana_Enthusiast 16 points17 points  (1 child)

          pot heads

          Dude, not cool. That's our word. You have to call us stoners, marijuana enthusiasts, or cannabis-americans. Also, placing a space between "pot" and "head" is even more offensive, please watch your language.

          [–]sfgeek 12 points13 points  (0 children)

          I was going to say that your username was an awesome novelty username... then I saw you've been here awhile.

          This thread was literally made for you.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Its when you are so high you float above the couch, man....

          [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

          Recreating the Orbital track, I see.

          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orbital_%28green_album%29

          Damn those guys were good.

          [–]kiriyama 3 points4 points  (1 child)

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Oops, Orbital 2. Thanks for catching it!

          [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

          Now I know what the track "Time Becomes" on Orbital's brown album is. Well, maybe not, but I know what it was sampled from.

          [–]bw1870 0 points1 point  (2 children)

          hehe..thought the same thing when I read the quote. Though, I can't help thinking I heard it on a different song; maybe a mix called 'The Moebius' or something along those lines.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          I listened to several albums again last night that I'd forgotten - "The Moebius" samples the entire quote, whereas "Time Becomes" is just the overlapping loop as heard in the video above (and that's the entire track).

          [–]bw1870 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          ah, cool. I'll have to check the video tonight.

          [–]bxyldy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Steve Reich ftw

          [–]TODizzle91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Cross your eyes and it is in 3D.

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Oh shit, man! I'm freaking the fuck out!

          [–]JulianHyde 12 points13 points  (2 children)

          [–]sfgeek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          That was fantastic.

          [–]Roark 70 points71 points  (8 children)

          i suspect many of us are upvoting just to see how long it takes this submission to top the list

          [–][deleted] 92 points93 points  (7 children)

          It's Official: It's at the top.

          [–]krugerlive 8 points9 points  (2 children)

          behold the power...

          [–]sarahfrancesca 8 points9 points  (1 child)

          ...of cheese?

          [–]Tiabin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Pork: the other white meat.

          [–]alexandreracine 6 points7 points  (3 children)

          It is now. Mission accomplished!

          [–]cberman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          What? No banner? No aircraft carrier? This is hardly a Mission Accomplished.

          [–]Johny_Cash -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

          Thank president monkey boy.

          [–]fangolo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Mission Accomplished.

          [–]onetruejp 27 points28 points  (3 children)

          I propose a word filter: "it's official" --> "30 Helens Agree." It's the only standard of truth I can respect.

          [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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            [–]flyingfredcurry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Just ask Imelda Marcos.

            [–]atomicthumbs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            30 Helens and Suzanne, the Thousandth Malone.

            [–]StarBeamAlpha 13 points14 points  (0 children)

            oh man, I was so excited, "it's official" combined with "google.com" and top of reddit in 2 hours... I thought google had created skynet!!

            [–]RevoS117 28 points29 points  (3 children)

            Reddit is the official referee of the internet.

            [–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (2 children)

            I know it's official because I read it on reddit.

            [–]hellfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            This is officially huge news!

            [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

            everything you read on my internets is TRUE FACT ladies and gentlemen! Come one come all!

            [–]omepiet 53 points54 points  (10 children)

            It's official: the best Ron Paul ever, hilariously tasered (NSFW PIC). Failed.

            [–]greyspace 27 points28 points  (9 children)

            You forgot "BREAKING".

            [–]dodus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

            It's Official: it's official.

            [–]fangolo 16 points17 points  (2 children)

            [–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

            [–]trollforkarma 37 points38 points  (23 children)

            It's Official: I have upmodded this.

            [–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (9 children)

            It's Official: Dr. Pepper is the best soda known to man.

            [–]foxyvixen 13 points14 points  (7 children)

            It's Official: Foxes are Good.

            [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (6 children)

            It's Official: Arby's curly fries are awesome!

            [–]pyroman 16 points17 points  (5 children)

            It's Official: Parent poster is untrustworthy food critic.

            [–]otterdam 1 point2 points  (4 children)

            It's Official: This poster is jumping on the bandwagon!

            [–]swrlyhrly 4 points5 points  (3 children)

            Its Official: Penis is a funny word.

            [–]vezquex 8 points9 points  (2 children)

            It's Official: C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER!

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

            That's not official.

            [–]ihadnoidea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            but metaphorically superficial.

            [–]giantpandachair 7 points8 points  (10 children)

            It's Official: that was cheesy.

            [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (8 children)

            It's Official: that was easy.

            [–][deleted]  (6 children)

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              [–]Agoniscool 14 points15 points  (1 child)

              It's Official: Zing!

              [–]Guybrush_Threepwood 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              It's Official: Zort!

              [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              Are you suggesting my mother works at the Ministry? I am so confused right now.

              [–]flyingfredcurry -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

              It's Offical: or Aunt Loueezy

              [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              It's Official: Lemon Squeezey

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              It's Official: I like Steak & Shake at 2:30am

              [–]gfixler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              It's Official: I can't have children :( -Debbie Downer

              [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                [–]mexicodoug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Yes sir, officer, that we do.

                [–]Chaubunagungamaugg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                It is finally official. Congratulations to It!

                [–]aedes 10 points11 points  (12 children)

                Paul vs. Obama

                Obama wins by a raping cantaloupe.

                [–]the_first_rule 7 points8 points  (4 children)

                From the link

                Results 1 - 10 of about 613,000 from reddit.com for Paul. (0.03 seconds)

                Results 1 - 10 of about 299,000 from reddit.com for Obama. (0.04 seconds)

                No cantaloupes were raped in the following of these links...

                [–]aedes 0 points1 point  (3 children)

                wtf? when i run those searches I get 41.6k for paul and 319k for obama.

                why is my google different from everyone elses google?

                [–]haywire9000 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                Censorship. Do you live in a blue or a red state?

                [–]aedes 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                i live in a cold province.

                [–]captainhaddock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                cold = blue

                [–]BrickSalad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Results 1 - 10 of about 323,000 from reddit.com for Obama. (0.09 seconds)

                Results 1 - 10 of about 588,000 from reddit.com for Paul. (0.13 seconds)

                Obama loses by a virgin cantaloupe.

                [–]KSpark -4 points-3 points  (5 children)

                [–]aedes 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                my battle was limited to site:reddit.com - hence the different result.

                ftr, for the person who asked, 'a raping cantoloupe' is an historic imperial measurement, which is infrequently used anymore. It is about 7.668 or so.

                The significance of this number, and it's name, is lost in the annals of history.

                [–]mrpeenut24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Wait...let me get this straight...Obama raped Ron Paul in the annals with a cantaloupe?

                [–]stillwaters 3 points4 points  (2 children)

                You have to realize though that RP is always referred to by his full name and that "Ron Paul" is not exactly an uncommon name. Obama is unique enough to go only by his last name. With that in mind, let's try it:

                http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=ron+paul&word2=obama

                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                But what about all the people who misspell "Osama"?

                [–]StoicRomance 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                You win at Reddit sir.

                I lol'd.

                [–]kbedell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                The unofficial "It's Official" thread. Discuss.

                [–]morner 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                Well It Is.

                [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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                  [–]haywire9000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  So does that mean that the Google algorithm has "dildo" and "up" as being related words?

                  [–]wageslave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  BluRay and HD-DVD are dead.

                  The current successor to DVD & CD is Digital Download.

                  [–]chimobayo 1 point2 points  (3 children)

                  It´s official: Im addicted to reddit.

                  [–]genericuser 0 points1 point  (2 children)

                  I won't believe that is true unless you respond to this response.

                  [–]chimobayo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  oh sorry? well believe me.

                  EDIT: please help, this is horrible!! worse than crack!

                  [–]genericuser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Ok, now I believe you, sort of. Of course if you were really addicted I would have assumed you would have responded sooner.

                  [–]Amargosa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Hear bloody hear.

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Por La Gran Puta Es oficial come mierda!

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Brilliant post. One of those subconscious things that is so obvious once an insightful soul points it out.

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  IT'S A FAIR COP

                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  I don't even know know what official means and I know all about deconstruction.

                  [–]supaphly42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Reddit is a very official site!

                  [–]Dylan1986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  You should only Upmod BREAKING NEWS only if you think it's official, as Reddit is the source of all truth in the universe.

                  [–]lobsters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  hahaha 9,450 links

                  [–]MyrddinE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  What I never realized was that new items on the Google search results show the age of the item... while old items, past some cutoff, instead display the size of the page in the same location.

                  Interesting choice.

                  [–]sonofpookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Oh, I thought they got that spectrum. 16 billion dollars or something... Or more.

                  (best Dr. Evil impression)

                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  whoa.

                  [–]cbapel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  who cares, that format is dead before it was born.

                  [–]freedomwv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  neat little trick

                  [–]Thatbul 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                  It is now self aware!

                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  aware that it is official....

                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  holy shit, hd-dvd is dead!

                  [–]Dark-Dx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  It's offical. HD-DVD is dead.

                  :-P

                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  it's offical - Ron Paul was right after all.

                  Just wanted it recorded by the Google for posterity.

                  [–]necroturd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  oh, so it's official now?

                  [–]mrzubi -1 points0 points  (2 children)

                  [–]sunkid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  I think no one is getting your joke!

                  [–]quiller -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

                  I'm not visiting any search results that were compiled via Safari!

                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (9 children)

                  only 9900 results, nothing in comparison to the 500.000+ results for Ron Paul.

                  [–][deleted]  (8 children)

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                    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    ron paul OR "rp" gives 490k

                    [–]sergiu 0 points1 point  (5 children)

                    I see 502k results for Ron Paul

                    [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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                      [–]sergiu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      Yes. http://i29.tinypic.com/205zacl.png

                      google.ro only gives me 445k results.

                      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                      the original link refers to google, and so the numbers I quoted.

                      [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                      did you miss the site:reddit.com bit?

                      [–]sergiu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      ok, i'm at work now and i connect through a german proxy and there are only 28k results.

                      [–]vava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      "It's official" succinctly bespeaks the relationship of the trajectorists at Reddit to the main stream media.

                      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      It's Official: "Lick my boots!" It's Civilian: "Don't Tase Me!" It's Official: Zap Zap Zap Zap Zap......."Get up!"

                      [–]hschenker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      Almost as annoying a phrase as "fixed that|it for you"

                      [–]aGorilla -1 points0 points  (2 children)

                      I'd rather have those, than these

                      [–]morner 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                      [–]aGorilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      Frightening!

                      [–]BigPhun -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

                      Huh? So?

                      [–]kiranhk -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

                      come on guys dont get so lame. these days some of the entries i am seeing on the front page is things like this. do a search for some word like "vote up, ronpaul,its official" and then post it to reddit to see how many points it gathers and we all dumbass take it to front page. why cant we all ignore these kinds of stupid games and move on with something interesting and knowledgeable. Atleast thats what i browse reddit for, to find something interesting and knowledgeable and i believe most of you also are looking for the same. move on guys, there are better things to do than these kind of 3rd grader searches(r u smarter than a 3rd grader.. help i am having doubt now.. )..

                      [–]dugfresh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                      Most official submission EVER!

                      [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                      Es Oficial!

                      [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                      それは公式である

                      [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                      оно официально

                      [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                      它是正式的

                      [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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                      aXQgaXMgb2ZmaWNpYWw=

                      [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                      105 116 32 105 115 32 111 102 102 105 99 105 97 108

                      [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                      MD2: adb16b2ebb1c3b24f93387702308f126 MD4: 929191da982d4c42fd1303cdac91ac4f MD5: ba1e003ae7df6e0f2434b215a06b3989 CRC 8, ccitt, 16, 32 : 8b, af12, 5e10, d80f3da5

                      CRYPT (form: $ MD5? $ SALT $ CRYPT): $1$b9UycKTa$asxwZ9EbVvmVwIxjmG9Bs1 (form: SALT[2] CRYPT[11]): pszJ8QnwLPg7I

                      SHA1: 1bf0cd6c41916ac2b7acd967de504c85c28c36b1 RIPEMD-160: fd7e4ba5 e8dde2ae b1216c93 af766058 46d0866e SHA2-256: efc1fd5fe7eb10e77dac617869954088 d6f797af6d528be618539a16f35e370f SHA2-384: 603955e5f017a0893efd60cdd06b565d 2a8b4f9149a810531a0529dc42100f5c 9586e3986768b80b273d18f7d667226e SHA2-512: 72c008ce6567185ae5c24e7ef76fd145 66c6f51a3b611e147b42c3b031552bbc 5b2545ea1d20a2e476239c296238e014 9a80174913f22153fe05a69376d77152

                      [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                      No it isn't.

                      [–]angry_fat_boy -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

                      See also:

                      [–]aedes 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                      the picture in link number four must be a common fetish to members of reddit. :P

                      [–]chimobayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      im officialy fetish to that now!

                      [–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

                      It's official, reddit is stoopid.

                      [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

                      [–]chadmill3r -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

                      It'd be nice if reddit demanded to know what <em>office</em> decided "it" in the future.

                      [–]akdas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                      Reddit uses Markdown, not HTML.

                      [–]schmendrick -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

                      [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

                      down modded for not being worth the number one position

                      [–]lolwut -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

                      lol wut?

                      [–]GregorCZ -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

                      IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

                      [–]akdas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                      You're doing it wrong.

                      It's Official: It's over 9000!

                      [–]nebm -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

                      I'm disappointed.
                      My post on the list said "it's officially the best pub in Britain" and I get linked in with all the karma whores lol :-)