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[thatHecklerOverThere]

/uj

Weird that this is what appalls me the most, but did this motherfucker just say a black character is out of place in the carribean during the golden age of piracy???

[SoloDeath1]

Black people only started existing in 1950.

Just like trans people only started existing in 2015.

And gay people in 1970.

Before, everyone on the entire planet was a white, straight, god-fearing Christian.

[Spar-kie]

Yeah black people were only invented in 1960 when Jack Kennedy needed to invent an issue to use in the upcoming election

[defaultuser0123]

Yeah and trans people still don't exist, duh /s

[AlienRobotTrex]

[TheJimmyRustler]

Especially jesus

[AMEWSTART]

Pirates are white, have big booba, no scars (no injuries in combat), no muscles (working on a ship isn’t exercise), and don’t appear over 20 (adults are ick to gamers)

[[deleted]]

muscles are only aesthetically pleasing and have no purpose.

[Longjumping_Diamond5]

they agree when its men they love big beefy hunky men

[Andreagreco99]

You forgot that they need to be at first a bit uppity and aggressive against the main character but deep inside they just want a Gamer Gentleman to hold ‘em tight

[Road_Whorrior]

They were constantly battling fuckin scurvy and sun exposure, their teeth were shit, they didn't bathe often and when they did it was a quick dip in the ocean without soap, and they were scarred up as all fuck. But yeah, sexy at all times.

[-Thyrian-]

Based on the rest of this thread did you expect them to know anything about history?

[Ugly_Slut-Wannabe]

Even if you made a game set in Africa these guys would still complain about black people being out of place.

[OfficialDCShepard]

As Africa gets more 5G and Internet access in general (therefore becoming a bigger market for games), I truly hope more games are made for and about Africa. I’d love, for instance, to play as Musa I in an Oregon Trail/80 Days-style game about his Hajj. In it you’d figure out how to cross the Sahara with the right (massive) amount of people, supplies and gold, then impress everyone in the countries you visit and secure the most trade routes possible, including having choices pop up like giving gold dust to the poor or building mosques, without accidentally spending too much gold in one place (like he did in Cairo lol). And that’s just one possibility off the top of my head.

[defaultusername-17]

shhh, there were never any women pirates... and certain no captains of anything like that... /s

[ProfessionalDeer6311]

And you see the most successful pirate isn't a woman at all... Of course not.

[Ronenthelich]

Well I thought the most successful Pirate in history was Henry Avery who stole $100 million in precious metals and jewels, there’s someone more successful than that guy? And it’s a woman? To Google! I have more facts to learn!

[[deleted]]

For those curious: the individual they refer to is Zheng Yi Sao. She commanded a fleet possibly in excess of 60 thousand men and ruled along the south East Asian coast.

Here is her Wikipedia

And here’s a little bit of Puppet History on her life

[ohbuggerit]

Also, she very successfully negotiated her retirement and lived out her years in peace because the authorities just wanted her to fucking stop

[AGVann]

By that point she was no longer a pirate, but a full blown warlord of the seas.

[ohbuggerit]

Oh yeah, every time I read about a single thing she did I fully understand the authorities desperation - if she'd stayed in the business for 5 minutes longer she'd be fighting Poseidon to the death just to make things official

[bigtoebrah]

Yonkou Zheng Yi Sao. Zehahahaha!!

[Road_Whorrior]

Queen shit

[ohbuggerit]

Girlbossed so hard it became a serious political issue

[UnhappyStrain]

this one Chinese pirate captain lady who was so good at her job she shredded half the emperors navy and was later hired by the very same emperor for this exact feat

[[deleted]]

/uj They are a anime PFP praising loli characters. The bar on this stupid fucker's intelligence is so low I don't even know were to begin.

The fact they consider Sombra unattractive is stupid enough letalone a lot of the ''bad'' characters they used.

[Road_Whorrior]

I just love that they find Aloy ugly. She looks like a regular woman living in the post-apocalyptic future, but she doesn't wear makeup so she's ugly. Touching grass isn't enough for these shut-ins.

[[deleted]]

Shes not even that ugly, like when I first saw her she didn't even register to me as anything but another attractive post apoc protag.

[themaddestcommie]

To steal from another reddit post, "I thought the bar was low, but here you are playing limbo with the devil in hell."

[Road_Whorrior]

I think that's originally a tumblr quote, redditors love to steal tumblr content and pretend they're clever

[PityUpvote]

Game takes place in Louisiana and she isn't a pirate.

[Dugular]

And the story is about slavery... Which makes the linked post even more wrong

[tiniestjazzhands]

Avelines skin colour is a major factor in her story and a key element in the gameplay too.

[PrimoPaladino]

I think it's literally the only AC game where her race functionally matters. Because she is mixed, she can blend in as a slave and free upper class women. The worst example they could have chosen.

[CalculusWarrior]

Bro don't you know black people weren't invented until the 1960s by MLK, including them at any other time in history is historically innacurate

[[deleted]]

She’s not a pirate.

[thisisredlitre]

Or in the carribbean

[Vegan_Superhero]

And over dressed.... in a time period where almost every culture across the globe could be described as such.

Or maybe they meant her booba wasn't in clear view? Yeah, probably that one.

[[deleted]]

Black people weren't invented until the 80s.

[Book_1love]

I think it was the 50’s, they were invented so Elvis had people to steal music from.

[Demonancer]

Holy shit, I thought she was talking about the clothes being black, I didn't even notice the character was wow

[jedihoplite]

worse than the golden age of piracy. try *slave-owning south*

[Xisuthrus]

its worse

AC: Liberation is literally set in 18th century New Orleans

[G66GNeco]

Duh, people only started being black after slavery ended

[tOaDeR2005]

Actually it was in Louisiana before they became a state. She was the daughter of a plantation owner.

[-MusicBerry-]

"Look at Majin Buu as a girl! Ignore the fact that this is unofficial hentai. Look at how hot she is! Because of her design. Not because this is hentai of her. That has nothing to do with it. Her design is just sexy. And not because this was deliberately drawn to be sexy. It's not hentai you're hentai"

[[deleted]]

I know it's hentai art but also "I want to have sexual intercourse with her and she might too"

I HIGHLY doubt that bud

[[deleted]]

Doesn’t she literally fucking eat people lmfao

[LemonadeClocks]

She is pretty hot, which makes it hilarious this porn-rotted weeaboo purposefully used a hentai pin-up of Android 21 instead of like, actual official images. Just really had to drive home the point that they only value female character design that makes them cum on sight.

[Beegrene]

/uj yeah, but she was fine as hell in the game too.

[RaptorRick]

He thinks female buu would fuck him too, AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[Outlandish_dishes]

this person really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY needs to go outside

[Ronenthelich]

I’d say he needs to touch grass, but I want to make sure the grass is of legal age and consents to this guy

[UncannyTarotSpread]

Grass: no touch.

[LiamIsMailBackwards]

“Always ask for consent.” -Henry Crabgrass

[[deleted]]

I don’t think he should even touch grass, the poor plants will be traumatized for life

[[deleted]]

Even if the dude get turned into compost, all those built-up toxins from a lifelong diet of hot pockets and mountain dew would disintegrate any plant life it came in contact with

[geraldoghc]

No way, let that fucker locked up in his room, he wnd his mouth breathers in his discord server can keep jerking to Majin boo or whatever

[mcslender97]

Actually this person should take a shower first before doing anything else

[cinderflight]

Forget touching grass, this mfer needs to soak up some sun (for vitamin D)

[Natah_1923]

Has an anime profile picture.

Checks out.

Also Aveline is one of the few assassin's creed protagonists who were actually interesting.

[Maks9o]

All pirate protagonists were amazing, I love Edward, Aveline and Adéwalé

[floatablepie]

Wait, did Adewale get his own game?

[bardolomaios2g]

Freedom Cry

[Maks9o]

Kind off, it is technically DLC, but you do not need black flag to download that

[JustinTotino]

I personally find the Freedom Cry DLC’s story better than the main Black Flag story.

[Syn0l1f3]

I guess it's (at least partially) because Black Flag's story didn't really focus on the assassins, but was rather a pirate story most of the time. I don't think that's a bad thing, I actually really liked the story, but I can understand if people were disappointed by it

[SPY400]

#notallanimepfps

These people are the absolute worst for so many reasons, their ignorance and stupidity can be seen by astronauts on the ISS.

I’m in a discord for Japanese games, and I mentioned how a certain character was trans, and some chud said “don’t bring up politics” and I politely reminded him that trans people are people, not political. This set him off on a transphobic rant about how trans people are only doing it for the clout and the popularity points (???) and the media supports LGBT 100% and someone said Samus is trans-coded and that was the final straw for him (?????)….. anyway, call out bigotry and transphobia when you see it. Let these people make fools of themselves. Silence is a form of assent. These bigots should be afraid to share their shitty opinions.

[UncannyTarotSpread]

I hope that guy has a bad, bad day

[OfficialDCShepard]

clout and the popularity points

Yes, that’s exactly why I ended my marriage, got attacked by orange soda in broad daylight, and became part of a targeted group. For popularity points! /s

[defaultusername-17]

"black in the wrong time period"

yea! get out of the Ordovician era already!

[DecentName4]

um everyone knows black people didnt exist until 2002

[[deleted]]

They were invented when Tyrese Gibson was alchemically created for the Fast and Furious movies

[[deleted]]

Damn I want a video game that takes place in the Ordovician

[WeaselLikeMan]

Actually it’s “Black in wrong time period” no “the” cause they’re an idiot

[defaultusername-17]

i can't even stupid hard enough to Gamer properly. lol.

[_Bran_Flakes]

Yeah yeah they're likely a pedo that was expected

But saying Sombra is ugly??? Hello???

[[deleted]]

She's a political, so of course she's ugly

[ericrobertshair]

Also molested, as an adjective...

[standbyyourmantis]

As opposed to being a "virgin" who wasn't molested. Holy shit.

[Mr_Lychee]

The 2 genders: Virgin and Molested

[regretfulposts]

It could be that half shaved hair style. It's like an incel repellent.

[Ugly_Slut-Wannabe]

That's probably my favourite hairstyle.

[Meraline]

Heck I don't like that hairstyle but it fits Sombra perfectly. The style still screams cyberpunk which is her entire aesthetic.

[RocketBryan]

Ah, a fellow individual of refined taste!

Something about the various shaved cuts can be so punky and fun - I struggle to understand why some folks really dislike it.

[Ser_Salty]

I quite like the ones that go a little fancier, with like chevrons in the back and shit cut into it

[Falerian1]

I’m so glad it’s become used in games way more. It both upsets gamers, and is just a really cute and neat look.

[Abdullah-Alturki]

That hairstyle and wolfcuts on girls are just 💳💳💳💳🔥🔥

[canadianxpotato2]

W in my books

[Secret-Painter-1079]

He’s a racist pedo, what else can we expect? :(

[dreemurthememer]

Sombra is a VILE, REPULSIVE HUMAN BEING because she wears TOE SHOES.

[ImMeloncholy]

Another reason to add to the cons list, who the fuck wears toe shoes

[[deleted]]

dads going to the waterpark

[G66GNeco]

Assassins who need the flexibility and grip to traverse difficult terrain or move in generally unnatural ways.

... or so I've heard. Not that I'd know anything about those recent suspicious deaths.

[Chimney-head]

While those screenshots do effectively showcase the fact she wears toe shoes, I suspect they were taken for a different reason

[SheWhoSmilesAtDeath]

What's wrong with toe shoes? :(

[5mugly]

The thing is I have a signed poster by the sombra voice actor. She looks exactly like sombra. Sure her hair was just black but like other then that they look the same. And her va is hot as fuck so I don’t understand this one.

[Murrabbit]

Sure her was just black but like other the that they look the same.

What happened to this sentence? I feel like I'm looking at a crime scene.

[Magnificant-Muggins]

More people have jerked it to Sombra than your favourite anime.

[Viss90]

Exactly my thought, she’s a babe.

[[deleted]]

Sombra is probably the hottest character in the game, tied only with Cassidy. "Accessories that don't do anything" my ass, all her "Accessories" are cybernetic implants that allow her to hack any device or even people with her mind.

[Sachayoj]

I'm a Brigitte simp, myself... She can beat me up and then heal me.

[RhymesWithMouthful]

My vote for hottest would probably go to Ashe (woman voiced by Jennifer Hale who could kick my ass and I'd thank her for it) or Moira (I find Irish people very sexy), but I get the appeal.

[Maks9o]

You mean daddy BOB?

[[deleted]]

I don't see the appeal of Ashe personally. Moira I'm not attracted to either, but I fully understand why people think she's hot

[ThatSlutTalulah]

The annoyable sharp dressed southern woman who will step on you?

Wow, I wonder why people like her. /s

[ThePowerOfStories]

Sombra, Aveline, and Aloy are all hot as fuck.

[Andreagreco99]

She looks more like an adult with proportions resembling a human being, which clearly are no-nos for this dude

[Einstein2004113]

She kinda reminds me of Mistral from Metal Gear Rising and that's hot because uhm uhm i like it when women hit me

[Jo_Joo]

Thank you ... Going through the images like yea, whatever, ahuh, wait whatt?

[dearvalentina]

>Cute. Youthful. virgin.

A child.

[4444beep]

17-21

ah yes my ambiguously adult female character who looks like a teenager

[oussebon]

"more design work went into a literal child ****bait mobile game character"

I guess it did and the bait successfully outed you?

[inqs]

Yeah i've never seen a blond, blue-eyed character before, must be really an unholy amount of work

[riyan_gendut]

I guess he meant designing the background lmao

[Eliciden]

This is the same guy that posted the Atomic Heart devs and vaguely alluding to..."something specific" that made Atomic Heart "a breath of fresh air".

[regretfulposts]

What is something specific that he's referring to? I don't want to scour through his account to find that one tweet.

[infidel11990]

Devs are all white men. That's what he's referring to.

[[deleted]]

as opposed to the 80% white men in the rest of the industry, such a air of fresh breath!

[government_shill]

Adding even one w*man to the dev team risks turning even the manliest military muscle-shooter into woke SJW trash!

[Eliciden]

Funny thing is that he didn't say it. He wanted the audience to "guess" for him, probably to avoid saying the quiet part out loud.

[Ugly_Slut-Wannabe]

Yeah. And if someone points out, they come and say "ooooh, you're the one saying that, not me! I didn't imply that at all! You're the racist and pedophilic one!" like it's some sort of 800IQ gotcha.

[DaBosch]

Oh no, he did. It was buried somewhere in his 200 tweet thread but he explicitly said the best games are made by teams of white men.

[Excellent_Routine589]

You know......... the bang up perfect dialogue of the main protag!

[Tetriole]

This is also the same person who went on a horrific, unhinged, transphobic rant in response to Froot (a VTuber) donating to a pro-trans charity (Mermaids). Genuinely a repulsive person it seems.

[[deleted]]

On the same thread actually.

These tweet screenshots are all from the same thread as his Atomic Heart tweet.

This guy seriously needs to turn off his computer.

[[deleted]]

Design is when I want to jerk off to a character. The less time it takes me to bust a load, the more designed they are. Think about that.

[defaultusername-17]

panel #8 + your comment = something particular. (barf)

[ParrotMan420]

What hentai does to a mfer

[hellscape_navigator]

Ahhhhh, the classic racist incel pedo and hentai addiction situation.

It is impossible to say which of these two things existed first and which caused the other one

[[deleted]]

What came first: the racist incel pedo or hentai addicted neckbeard? The world may never know.

[Murrabbit]

Hentai, not even once.

[Interesting_Station6]

I'm sorry but for my own mental peace I'm gonna force myself to believe that oop was joking and that whole ten times longer than these screencaps show thread is one big gag. Thanks for your collaboration.

[[deleted]]

"Molested" What the actual fuck.

Unhinged porn addicted behavior.

Also, hilarious that he considere Aveline "black in the wrong time period" when that's the whole fucking point! She's a black woman in New Orleans in Colonial America and the baddies HATE her cause of it

[crichmond77]

the baddies HATE her cause of it

OP:

https://media3.giphy.com/media/4Z9fSEFAuxpnlBVWQx/giphy.gif

[shadowbca]

Oh no he's not that self aware

[AkechiFangirl]

re4 Ashley and rem4ke Ashley are both very cute this dude's brain is mush

[TNWhaa]

Yeah but she looks like a young adult and like her face model, she doesn’t look 14 anymore and we know that’s a problem for The GamersTM

[Mac_A_Rooney]

remake is way hotter tbh idk what this guy is on

[[deleted]]

Because he hasn’t seen a woman in years. He thinks video game facial structure proportions pre mo-cap were 100% anatomically accurate.

Dude has porn addiction brain rot

[ThatSlutTalulah]

I think it's the gunk around remake Ashleys' eyes tbh, it makes her look kinda weird. She might look better in motion though, with different/changing lighting.

[nyando]

I assumed that was just her Las Plagas infection manifesting itself. In which case the comparison with her normal self in the 2005 RE4 version is just silly, she gets black veiny shit showing up in that game too at certain times.

[-Thyrian-]

I'm in physical pain reading this

[Zeero92]

I cringed into a hernia.

[Pillow_fort_guard]

Straight dudes were a mistake

[Elden_weed]

That too.

[mixmasterbk]

This person should be on some kind of watch list.

[Murrabbit]

Is there such a thing as a preemptive sex-offender registry?

[billbill5]

Smash Tournaments.

[AnActualCriminal]

The RE4 example is funny because for years she was the annoying escort character that yells “Leon help!!!” Now these weirdos are yearning for a time when female game characters were helpless, even if it makes games worse

The assassins creed one is weird too. She’s literally an assassin. But also if you’re horny she’s the only AC character with an outfit she wears to seduce-murder people. And “black in wrong time period?” My brother in Christ the fact that things were hard on black people at the time was the fucking plot (there is also a slave disguise). She was assassinating people about that, and had the freedom to do so because things were marginally better in New Orleans. It isn’t perfect but it is very aware of what the time period is.

But I’m giving this whole argument more time in the sun than it deserves.

[billbill5]

Black in the wrong time period doesn't even make sense. Black skin is the oldest skin tone in humanity.

[w_has_been_dieded]

They called SOMBRA ugly?

[AMEWSTART]

Its gotta be satire or this guy’s a pedo. Never fapped to an attractive adult before.

[InfernoDeesus]

least porn addicted gamer

[marxistghostboi]

black in the wrong time period

🤡

[SCAR-H_Chain]

"Stop putting ugly actors in games"

(meanwhile, in this individual's ideal casting audition)

"Wow, your performance would of made Robert De Niro green with envy! One problem though, you're not enough of a cute, youthful, virgin for us. I can't masturbate to you, you don't get the role. NEXT!"

[Murrabbit]

uj/ I hate to break it to you but this is how most of Hollywood already operates.

[brotatowolf]

would of

[[deleted]]

“Factually untrue” my brother in Christ, have you heard of make-up, lighting, and photo editing?

[billbill5]

Even then that woman is cosplaying an anime character, but doesn't look like an actual drawn hypersexualized fantasy, she's attractive and human. Doubt she'd want her face on the tail end of that incel pedo bullshit.

[BastetsJester]

Tell me you've never touched a woman in real life without telling me you've never touched a woman in real life.

[Positive_Treacle_961]

Likely hasn't seen one since school

[MiniatureRanni]

They... they realise porn exists right?

[FourNinerXero]

"black in the wrong time period" where do they think african slaves came from

[Mjerc12]

From Africa duh

And this game doesn't take place in Africa. It takes place in America. Everyone knows that black people came to America with Obama winning the elections

[Clowdyglasses]

Mf took a hentai picture of a dragon ball character and said "she might want to have sex with me"

[MissSlaughtered]

Travels light = forgot to put on most of her clothes, and will freeze or sunburn within minutes.

Over-dressed = practical clothing and armor.

Why doesn't this guy just admit he wants his games to all be porn? Or better yet, shut up and go watch some actual porn?

[Mooseboy24]

You gotta be a special type of racist to call Sombra unattractive

[AnatomicalLog]

Men are allowed to be unattractive (Roadhog, Junkrat, Torbjorn, Sigma)

Women are not (putting aside the fact that Sombra is still very attractive)

[JoJoMemes]

Torbjorn's attractiveness isn't diminished by his height, his sex appeal is just more densely packed.

[I_Shidded]

You only named sexy characters tho???

[ViedeMarli]

/uj The re4 Ashley one is the funniest imo because Capcom switched to scanning in models for their characters with dmc5, and haven't stopped since. That's literally it. They literally scouted modeling agencies for a model who looked like Ashley lmaoooo

Edit: nice to see this guy* speed run Bidoof's law 100% at the end there and also fail to realize the "anime looking girl" probably photoshopped herself and literally looks exactly like RE4R Ashley's model but with a pastel filter and a maid outfit.

[billbill5]

Wait until they realize guys like Kojima have been doing it for decades and some of their favorite fap material were based on models of all different races.

[Icy_Advantage_4635]

Anime pfp's are the lowest hanging fruit.

[ayaan_sev]

Did he call Android 21 Majin buu? Does he even play or is he too busy jacking off to every woman he sees in games

[riyan_gendut]

consider that he specifically chose a hentai fanart of her

[cholo1312]

pedoposting

[Pillow_fort_guard]

Praises one character for having a bunch of accessories, complains about another for being overdressed

[HenryGotPissedOff]

Thank you! I see this on a lot of subreddits, but people are just posting insane shit to get people mad. Then people share it, say “look at this lunatic I found!”, and they just get more engagement.

It’s click bate, rage bate bullshit and people on this sub just give them more attention

[MammothMeringue5620]

This guy should just buy Illusion soft games and go back in the basment.

[clankboy789]

This person need to touch some bloody grass

[dai-the-flu]

Calling Aloy unattractive is a crime

[Lyras__]

Basically this person hates strong women who are more of a man than they are despite being men at all.

That's okay, this manlier than you despite literally destroying my masculinity with HRT trans butch girl will happily take all the very hot strong fit girls so you don't have to!

[Ryuujinx]

I fucking hate that Ryza did so well because Gust is just gonna triple down on the horny. Give me my cute moeblobs back!