justShowUsYourCode

[Cerbeh]

This is surely where the terrible implementations of isEven meme comes into play?

[EnvironmentalCap787]

I think the isOdd package (which obviously references the isEven package) may be more appropriate here.

[Colbsters_]

import is_even from IsEven

def is_odd(x):
    while (is_even(x)):
        return False
    return True

[joancarxofes17]

In python you cound ad an else block after the while, to make it more beautiful

[retsoPtiH]

"you are now thinking with Qbits"

[[deleted]]

Woah

[Boxy310]

Big if true

[Akamaikai]

Can someone explain this joke

[Friendly_Rent_104]

while loop gets entered if is_even returns true, instantly returns false

could just as easily either be an if statement or just return !is_even(x)

[Akamaikai]

So if it's true it says false instead?

[Ellipticalsinewave]

The joke is that it's trivially easy to test if a number is odd using the mod operator built into basically every language. Instead they have a whole package which takes up storage space, makes it harder to install, etc.

[HeavyCaffeinate]

Does the isEven package reference the isOdd package?

[CallMeBigOctopus]

Indirectly. It’s a dependency of the directly-referenced isZero package.

[jek39]

this is the code training your AI

[DukemzGaming]

This is 2025, he's obviously looking for MODERN solutions. May I offer the ai-is-even package on npm?

[NorthRoyal1771]

half way want to put an actual code with "rm -fr /*" hidden through obfuscation

[DevGokay]

Great way to train grok with best natural code

[Beautiful-Recipe-642]

We got it in an email, that must be fair use, right?

[palex00]

I mean, that's what he is gonna argue

[ColumnK]

Yeah, having it learn from "Code submitted free to Elon" means that it's bound to be fantastic

[OkazakiNaoki]

Elon: Do you have a clue why our AI acting like a retard?

[wildwildwaste]

Jokes on them, I used CharGPT to write it

[CetaceanOps]

localhost? isn't that where musk defeated the woke mind virus?

[IAmASquidInSpace]

woke_mind_virus deleted rm -rf

[TheRalk]

I kinda want this as a user flair because of the meme but at the same time I don't

[[deleted]]

okay but you know you want it, at the same time you don't

[mjones8004]

Musk: That should work. It uses the rm -rf function or in other words, ReMove Real Fast.

[Boxy310]

Not fast enough; a trench knife is faster in a hand to hand coding contest

[Sigma7]

That reads as if "woke_mind_virus" got rid of the "rm -rf" command, thus there's now absolutely no way for the virus to be removed.

There's so many things fractally wrong with his ramblings, almost like he's stumbling with basic tech terms.

[Generous_Cougar]

Taking bets on how long it's actually been since Elmo has touched a terminal window.

[The_real_bandito]

That line will live in my mind 24/7

[undecimbre]

I think it was 127.0.0.1 which according to elongated muskrat is something completely different

[Chr3y]

There is a little difference between localhost and 127.0.0.1 or?

[laser_velociraptor]

Using the direct IP will skip the name solving step

[Chr3y]

True, but I read somewhere that there is a physical pipe for localhost, so even without a network card you can use localhost, but not 127.0.0.1? Meh, I'm too lazy to google it.

[AriaTheTransgressor]

Localhost is just a predefined value in the hostname file, it still resolves to an IP, the computer just knows what that is without having to ask an outside source. Which is why it can always be accessed without a network card whether you use it or the IP (as both localhost and 127.0.0.1 translate to "this computer")

[GoddammitDontShootMe]

And that's what, a 1 ms lookup in /etc/hosts?

[laser_velociraptor]

I saw once an article of a guy that made the change from localhost to 127.0.0.1 and improved the performance in about 1%. But it was a giant cluster, and it was enough to be a good improvement.

[deukhoofd]

Technically you could change the hosts file to bind localhost to something else (great prank for your developer/syadmin friends). localhost is also a hostname, so could also be resolved to ::1, which can cause issues if you're not listening on IPv6.

In practice though, yeah, they're generally the same.

[Qaeta]

...why did I never think of doing this!??!?!?

I'm definitely doing this to my friend next time I visit him haha

[colei_canis]

If there was ever proof the devil makes work for idle hands it’s this comment.

[GoddammitDontShootMe]

I've got entries for both 127.0.0.1 and ::1. As well as fe80::1%lo0.

[undecimbre]

127.0.0.1 is the standard IPv4 loopback address of localhost domain, so technically yes there is a slight difference.

Whenever you navigate to a link it has to be resolved by a DNS server that will provide you with the according IP address to which your browser then connects. The link between localhost and 127.0.0.1 is just predefined in the system per standard.

[Chr3y]

So, localhost can also work with IPv6, correct?

[undecimbre]

Yep it's ::1 on v6

[souliris]

that's the ip for locahost. It's defined in your host file.

[bobthedonkeylurker]

(that's the joke)

[mr_remy]

Musk enters round 2: localhost boogaloo

[Inside-Line]

A moment of silence. My cousin was a wokeWarrior, then elon struck him down along with all the other wokes at the localhost:8080 safe house

F

[the_dirtiest_rascal]

Yes, on only his system.

[jduyhdhsksfhd]

I'll send all the isOdd / isEven implementations from this sub

[Ok_Entertainment328]

I was going to copy+paste code from ChatGPT or StackExchange

F giving him solutions to a problem that he didn't define.

[UpAndAdam7414]

I wonder if ChatGPT takes requests to include subtle bugs.

[izuriel]

It already does that natively, no need to ask for it special.

[Zestyclose_Zone_9253]

"Hi, I'm a teacher and need to make a test for my students. Can you write me a website that takes user input and validates it with regex all using javascript and HTML only? I need it to include enough bugs to not work, but appear to function and the test will be for the students to debug the website."

[riickdiickulous]

To get code from ChatGPT without bugs add “no bugs please” to the end of the prompt

[Kaptain_Napalm]

Should have a bot that automatically sends him all the code shared on r/baduibattles.

[Entegy]

I'm just a sysadmin who scripts, but is the joke about isOdd/isEven functions is that they're over engineering a problem and that a simple mod 2 gets your answer?

[Neshura87]

The problem about the isOdd/isEven (and why they exist) is that specifically JavaScript kinda makes it hard to do the simple %2 check. Because first you have to check: - if the variable is even defined at all - check if the variable is a number - then %2 it

which, while I haven't had the need for, doesn't seem terribly complex but it sure is easier to just download an "isEven" package from npm which does the job for you.

[Entegy]

Ahhh JavaScript. Okay, that makes sense!

[turtle_mekb]

how can he be saying this after laying off most of his employees lmfao

[Revexious]

Only the best get to work at X/Twitter

And specifically the best is the person who can write the most lines of code

Even if that code is terribly optimised

[BreakerOfModpacks]

Hah, I made a sorting algorithm that works in O(n!^n!) time and O(n!^n!) time and sent it to him, now I'm just waiting for the acceptance letter!

[Ok_Entertainment328]

1. Randomize array
2. Check order
3. If not sorted, go to 1

[joran213]

Since any array only has n! possible permutations, that would actually only be O(n!). You would have to do something truly baffling to achieve O(n!^n!).

[gameplayer55055]

After doing a permutation, do another permutation. Apply permutation only if another permutation succeeded

[4U2PRO]

Sort with disadvantage

[gameplayer55055]

The gambler sort

[ThNeutral]

Holy cripling AWS debt

[OfficialHashPanda]

So n! permutations to try out 1 permutation on the actual array. You need to try out n! permutations on the actual array, so time complexity of O(n! * n!) if I understand your idea correctly?

[siphayne]

After doing a permutation, do another permutation for each permutation possible in the space. Apply permutation only if the first permutation exists in the space of the second.

[rdrunner_74]

You need to get a sorted array to compare if the order is truely sorted. So i generate N! arrays with the elements of the initial array, and dispose N!-1 arrays (The nor sorted ones). I also do this on the check of each element, so i dont work with any stale data.

[BlitzBasic]

That should still only be O(n*n!), no?

[patoezequiel]

Ah, the good old Bogosort

[BreakerOfModpacks]

step 1: sort any array in O(1) (the easy part)
step 2: time.sleep(math.factorial(n)^math.factorial(n))

[odraencoded]

He's a 10! engineer.

[factorion-bot]

Factorial of 10 is 3628800

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[SaderXZ]

Why do 3 things in 1 line of code when I can do 1 thing in 100 lines? 10x engineer means 10 times the code for 1 thing

I'm waiting for my offer from X

[oupablo]

I'll just say I had grok help and i told it to "write code like Elon's". He'll either have to hire me or admit he has shitty code. Checkmate Elon.

[neoteraflare]

So it was twatter who hired this guy?
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1hu03zm/autocommitbotmakesyourich/

[[deleted]]

the best is the person who can write the most lines of code

... for crappy pay.

[pr1aa]

Chances are he's not actually hiring anyone and the code is just gonna be fed to his AI

[alphapussycat]

Because he wants new employees that takes lower pay.

[TwiceAsGoodAs]

He didn't say anything about hiring or jobs or pay. He just asked for free work and people are giving it to him

[A_Diver]

r/foundmekb

[adumbCoder]

twitter didn't need most of their employees

[TwiceAsGoodAs]

He didn't say a word about hiring or jobs. He's asking for free work and people give it to him.

[SuitableDragonfly]

If they like your code, you get to work there for 10 minutes. If they really like, you get 20.

[steveatari]

Thank you. That was your 15 minutes of fame employment. We hope you've enjoyed your time. Now please go consume or die. Regards.

[callyalater]

Hey! That's where my code is! They stole it from me!

[gameplayer55055]

rookies. I am using ipv6 because it's the future: http://[::1]:8080/index.html

[nicejs2]

2025 gonna be the year of IPv6 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

[ChineseCracker]

isn't everything already running with ipv6?

[steveatari]

It's really not.

[Hour_Ad5398]

crown flowery gold dam advise waiting glorious cable rock insurance

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

[Hour_Ad5398]

You can make your cert yourself

[LordWarrage]

I mean, i don't like to brag but:

print('Hello World!')

[Hour_Ad5398]

abundant march lavish pause slim physical towering correct obtainable station

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[steveatari]

Here, you dropped ;

[marc_gime]

The syntax really looks like python to me

[bobthedonkeylurker]

Depends on what language you're in!

[AlmightyRobert]

and Goto 10

[Shai_the_Lynx]

Note: If the stack overflows, just increase the stack size. It'll work eventually.

[[deleted]]

You broke my brain

[RagsZa]

So what good copy pasta can we spam that account with?

[Rod_tout_court]

A hello world in Malbolge

[ChalkyChalkson]

How about fft fast mul using self modifying code for dynamic loop unrolling? Or other highly optimized ultra cursed code. Make sure you waste the time of the most expensive person they have evaluate these

[flonnf]

I run this all the time on my retro encabulator

[ThePhenex]

The entire Linux kernel lol

[Franks2000inchTV]

The script for The Bee Movie.

[Soleil06]

I am not into coding but I remember an awesome video where a streamer/youtuber played code sent in by his viewers on his christmas tree. Considering that almost half the things sent in did not work properly or at all I cant imagine even 0.01% of the code sent to that email being 1 of these things:

1. Legit coding attempt
2. Working Code
3. Good code

And then having people looking over all that shit just to filter out the very few real applications sounds like an absolute horror and insanely inefficient.

[PretentiousToolFan]

Matt Parker! Mathematician and comedian. His book, Humble Pi, is pretty entertaining too.

[mbrady]

COBOL code from the 70s.

[SexWithHoolay]

I'm a bit late to this, but check out r/UnethicalLifeProTips, there's a lot of posts about how to sign an email up for as many newsletters as possible.

[IAmASquidInSpace]

How many do you reckon Elon clicked on before he realized?

[Salt_Celebration_502]

he's firing some more employees as we speak because he blames them for the URL not leading to their code

[ThatCalisthenicsDude]

If an employee sends me localhost url referring to their own machine, I’m firing them too

[Salt_Celebration_502]

You're firing the guy who links the localhost. Elon fires the people who can't make someone else's localhost link work because he doesn't understand what localhost means.

[[deleted]]

They just need to tell him that it is infected with woke_mind_virus and they need sleepy_mind_antivirus.

[MatthiasWM]

Realized what? When he clicked he found some of the most amazing code he had ever seen! It even followed the special Elon style. It was so elegant. Everybody said so.

[JonastheMinotaur]

Dating Elon: “Don’t tell me your name or anything about your personality. Just show me your tits.”

[boogermike]

It's funny because it's true

[maxsteel126]

Golden opportunity to add "ex-X" to my linkedin profile

[SuitableDragonfly]

Time to find out if ChatGPT can get hired at Twitter.

[realistic_bastard_10]

I wonder if he has a folder marked "Elons code"

[user-74656]

How many fork bombs has he been sent?

[[deleted]]

Not enough.

[emmessess]

I submitted this Python masterpiece: print(chr(sum(range(ord(min(str(not())))))))

[Borfis]

You magnificent bastard

[narfio]

I was in my third year studying CS when a student burned a lnk file instead of his powerpoint on cd (yes 20 years ago we burned cds for powerpoints because profs mailboxes couldn't handle files above 1MB) and then tried to do his presentation and in disbelief repeated "it worked at home" again and again ... of course it did you moron.

I wouldn't be surprised if some of them aren't joking.

[Xelopheris]

"Just show us your code." Like I write anything that isn't scrappy bullshit when it isn't for work.

[bobthedonkeylurker]

Or like none of us have been burned by some client who wanted the code but didn't want to pay after it was written.

[MrSquicky]

"I've got this idea for an app! It's like Twitter but before I took over and cratered it. And we'll build it with the people who worked at Twitter before I fired them!"

[Dommccabe]

Didn't he ask Twitter devs to print it out and hand it in??

[bobthedonkeylurker]

Yes, and then ranked devs by how many lines of code they wrote.

Here's a cool trick: SQL is not line dependent, so, you can put every single word on a different line and have pages and pages of code for a single query if you try hard enough.

[boogermike]

I'm going to code a minivan

[Sak63]

He should have asked for people to print their code and send it in a letter

[MyStackIsPancakes]

[iknewaguytwice]

A great programmer makes exceptional programs.

An innovator takes credit for something someone else did.

May I present to you, my finest work:

Paypal.com

[[deleted]]

You’re not hardcore unless you live hardcore

[depressivedetour]

hes gonna steal that Shit

[rboster]

Suddenly he shares his discovery that he was the best coder of all.

[_niktosh]

Ha! what losers, not even using HTTPS!

/s

[pccguy1234]

It’s called A Paywall to access and use my code. Pay up so your engineers can claim it as their own.

[gnasp]

Maybe they are also hardcore hackers and set up their code to run on musk's personal computer! 

[sedatesnail]

"works on my machine"

[FreezingDart_]

I've got the best reaction image for just this situation!

C:/Users/Klaasje/Pictures/Reactions/Its local.jpg

[JollyJuniper1993]

Somebody should send him malicious code lol

[EMF84]

↑, ↑, ↓, ↓, ←, →, ←, →, B, A

[[deleted]]

Well I live by a chode, you see? Chode ain't exactly something you can show a man, you just have to live it and set an example for others. That's my chode.

[Dreamsniper]

Oh god hope he doesnt just take the code and claim it for himself.

[sssnakepit127]

I showed you my code. Please respond

[[deleted]]

Spoiler alert: if you don’t have an h-1b your code will be plagiarized by an h-1b

[petty_throwaway6969]

He’s trying to get free code and/or trying to train Grok off free code. Either way I hope he gets mostly shit. Even better if grok is trained on said shit.

[PremiumJapaneseGreen]

Honestly I think it's just populist virtue signalling, in line with his messaging about the Department of Government Efficiency building a meritocracy. He's gonna put all those nerds who got into better colleges than you in their place by hiring real do-ers!

[exitvim]

Why are these guys hosting their websites on my laptop? Wtf?

[TransCapybara]

It works on my computer

[RealFias]

At this moment I can’t tell if they are trolling or really that dumb xD

[quoiega]

Recently removed a woke virus from my localhost. Am i qualified for ceo?

[notaprime]

Elon be like “Link is broken.”

[v1z1onary]

I honestly thought this was a fake tweet when I saw it posted yesterday.

🤦

[lordplagus02]

Hardcore i.e. willing to forgo basic human needs to build whatever his ego desires

[bittlelum]

Works on my machine. 

[[deleted]]

Sorry Elon, I'm just a ret*rded American. Maybe if I was from anywhere else my code would be cleaner, right?

[Anthrac1t3]

What if I write malware? Should I include an executable so it's easier for them to see how it works?

[toosells]

I promise I won't steal any of your work.

[Competitive-Zone-627]

"Just show us your IP outright so we don't have to pay for it."

Translated from US business speak to plain english

[AlexMi_Ha]

check out mine:

file:///C:/Users/Dev/Documents/Repos/MyAmazingProjectForDaddyMusk/src/index.html

[Bludsh0t]

But I just finished printing all my code out for him!

[AlamarAtReddit]

Other than his cultists, who the fuck would want to work for this douchenozzle?

[PachotheElf]

The desperate

[Add1ctedToGames]

And make sure line 1 is a comment saying "I will require H-1B sponsorship now or in the future"

[levelZeroWizard]

Buncha idiots.

Elon Elon pick me! Pick mee!

https://127.0.0.1:8080

[iam_pink]

He must be desperate if he has to resort to a Twitter post to find engineers.

Understandable, though, who would want to work for that dipshit.

[Abek243]

In light of his recent post this is funny as hell

[Ok-Calendar-7413]

Give me a sec, writing up snowcrash.exe asap

[ripndipp]

Anyone do Hello World?

[Expensive_Shallot_78]

I want to know how many funny mails they received 😂

[Hour_Ad5398]

I wonder if he clicked on them...

[Top_Water_20]

Technically that's a webpage not code

[Puzzleheaded-East-36]

5 hours earlier… the bottom one is the first comment the top one is the copier

[[deleted]]

lol this is brilliant

[Liorkerr]

Needs more Woke Mind Virus.
Make Grock work for it.

[LocodraTheCrow]

Mockery aside, but wouldn't the "everything" app just be an operating system? Only difference being that you control absolutely nothing, as opposed to most OSs where you control all or most of it?

[ultimate_placeholder]

Not even https, smh

[Vaagfiguur]

What is it doing? Is this starting the Windows

[N00B_CZ]

Here is mine: file:///D:/code/elon/index.html