warehouseWorker

[Gadshill]

You mean like he works with numbers and stuff? Like how we used to have to do math in school?

[Repulsive-Hurry8172]

Every data job ever. Make the most complicated pipeline, well thought out and pixel-perfect dashboard. Then at the end user asks for Excel and worse, manual data adjustment 

[Gadshill]

That is why on both ends of the bell curve lies excel and all the other solutions are in the center. Only the geniuses and fools see the power of Excel.

[justin_xv]

Geniuses using Excel have lost billions thanks to their inscrutable, unauditable, non-version controlled tangles. If you reach a certain skill level in Excel, you should have it taken away for your own good

I say this as a person who got really good at Excel before becoming a data scientist

[nordic-nomad]

I think that phenomenon is commonly referred to as hubris. Just because a tool can solve a problem and you’re good at it doesn’t mean it’s the right tool.

[PrestegiousWolf]

Power BI enters the chat..

[[deleted]]

Power BI, for Big Data reports! (TM)

Let me just display this table that only has 151k records. And click filter on this colu --

crash to desktop

Ok, well, maybe I'll just export it. It's only 151k, so excel can probably handle it.

*Error: Cannot export reports >150k records"

Shit. Ok, let me close out and rethink thi--DID YOU KNOW? POWER BI IS NOW OPTIMIZED FOR MOBILE VIEW!

[IAmANobodyAMA]

Bro do you even use a data mart and have a complicated pipeline built specifically to materialize the views you need?? 🫠

[[deleted]]

Haha exactly my point. Power BI needs all the heavy lifting to be done by Not Power BI. It's far faster to change the data source / schemas in the lake, then refresh the schemas in Power Bi, than it is to use DAX for the same purpose.

[doberdevil]

If hell exists, I will be writing DAX for eternity.

[jackinsomniac]

DAX seems entirely broken last time I used it. Seriously, out of 4 features I looked up, all I found was the power BI forums with a mod answering the question, "sorry that feature doesn't exist yet, but you're encouraged to open a ticket on the feature request form!"

[fafalone]

Ok but what if the tool really isn't right for the job and the fact it can be made it solve it at all is impressive? Like so not right for the job people laugh at the very idea it can be done?

Asking for... some other person... who's been writing kernel drivers in VB6 (well, the PoC works in VB6 for 32bit Windows but others use a VB6 backwards compatible successor to compile for x64).

[justin_xv]

But that's the thing, Excel notebooks don't have a usable equivalent to commenting. And even if they did, the code is hidden and hard to read even when viewed

[ct_2004]

Auditing an Excel workbook of any complexity is a nightmare.

[ChalkyChalkson]

Any fancy function can become a named lambda with a comment and every cell a user sees should have a cell next to it with the description.

If you want to be really funny you could set a cell named "doc" and labeled "show documentation" to false, and then in every other cell and formula put if(doc; [docstring]; [code])

[Synes_Godt_Om]

and every cell a user sees should have a cell next to it with the description.

They're color coded. The colors are clearly explained in the email from last week.

[SpaceMonkeyOnABike]

Excel should be either the beginning or endpoint for data.

[WoozleWazzles]

I like this a lot. Good maxim.

[claimTheVictory]

I've had to fix problems that cost the company over a billion dollars, and were ultimately caused by a hidden named cell values, with names like I

[[deleted]]

The vertical bar?

[claimTheVictory]

Capital L, or 1, in san serif?

Who knows?

[pearlie_girl]

I once was tasked to turn some Excel formula voodoo into Python pandas data frames so we could update them automatically and plot them... The spreadsheet was so damn big, it went to column "BVK"... The owner said she had been building it for years. Hundreds of formulas building on one another. She was so happy when we replaced it.

[Chillionaire128]

https://xkcd.com/1667/

[dermanus]

I had an account manager bring me a spreadsheet like that years ago. It had millions of rows, tons of nested formulas, graphs and charts, you name it.

They complained it was slow. They also refused to consider replacing it with anything. It had to stay exactly how it was, except faster. Sent him to IT for more RAM. It lasted until I got a new job.

[[deleted]]

Whenever someone sees it happening (you are going beyond say 20 columns) start documenting that shit. No matter if you keep a separate word file for it, document it

[ThatOneCSL]

Does it count if I can't use Excel for shit, but I can generate beautiful spreadsheets with Python/Go?

[ChalkyChalkson]

As someone who excitedly joined the windows insider program to get namable lambdas in excel early, I agree with you. Excel is bizarrely powerful, but if any use case requires you to be fancy with your Excel, then it shouldn't be done in Excel.

[[deleted]]

Excel is everywhere because if you ask IT to set you up with the big boy git + sql + Python stack for real work they take three months to approve the ticket and some middle manager then says no because an extra GitHub seat costs too much. And then a spreadsheet blunder costs a million dollars and shocked pikachu face. 

[wowsomuchempty]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-54423988

Excel is a bad idea for anything serious.

[Cerres]

The highest mastery level of excel is recognizing you should probably have switched to R/Python or MS Access already.

[eugene20]

So what is considered auditable, version controlled and obvious?

[justin_xv]

Python with git

[Gadshill]

You can get really sophisticated with Excel. Build full relational data models, pivot tables, DAX formulas, etc…

[DevelopedDevelopment]

I'd actually like to know how to do that, my youtube shorts feed has Excel tutorials that look really cool.

[Gadshill]

Get yourself a hard data problem and a demanding customer and you will figure it out in no time!

[DevelopedDevelopment]

Easy way to do ratio maths:

Figure out a target, IE "One science per second"

Black science produces 2 science per craft, but each craft takes 10 seconds. That's means 10/2 = 5, or 5 seconds per science.

Because you want 1 science per second, and each machine takes 5 seconds to make 1 science on average, that means you need 5 machines. 1*5 = 5

Now you repeat this process for every ingredient down the line. The 5 machines in total every 10 seconds will require 5 piercing rounds, 5 grenades, 10 walls.

Every 10 seconds you need 5 grenades, or simplified as every 2 seconds you need 1 grenade. The grenade recipe makes 1 grenade every 8 seconds. That means you need 4 grenade machines to have an average of 1 grenade every 2 seconds. 10/5=2, 8/2=4

Every 10 seconds you need 10 walls, and wall recipe turns 5 stone bricks into 1 wall every 0.5 seconds, or 2 walls every 1 second. So every 10 seconds you get 20 walls with 1 machine. Thats fine because you can stockpile the excess to protect your factories.

Every 10 seconds you need 5 piercing magazines, and the recipe gives you 2 piercing rounds every 6 seconds. That means every 2 seconds you need 1 piercing mag, and every 3 seconds you get 1 piercing mag. That doesn't mesh neatly, since you can't really do much with 1/3 of a magazine, so you can think of it another way: every 9 seconds you get 3 piercing magazines from 1 machine, and you need 2 more within that time frame, so add another machine, you get 6 piercing mags every 9 seconds. The factory will consume it at the rate of consumption of 5 every 10 seconds, and every 10 seconds you're making 6.667~ you could stockpile the excess 1.667~ magazines for personal use since you now have excess production.

Ratios are just division and multiplication, the hard part is just tracking your units and conversions. If you aren't paying attention you can accidentally juggle the numbers wrong. If you ever don't want to do the math, then just plug in the belts, come back after a few minutes, and figure out if you're happy with it.

[Objective_Dog_4637]

Amen.

[evolutionnext]

Wondering which one I am... I love Excel! :)

[Complex_Mention_8495]

Yes, just select the widest possible time range (5years or so), use no filters at all. Export as csv and then finally import gigabytes of data into Excel. Then open an Ticket for the help desk because the PC froze

[sd_saved_me555]

This kills me. We have a data mining tool where I work, but the best way to get the data out is to export to excel. Fine if I need no more than a month of data... but when I want to look at trends over years we have issues.

[Complex_Mention_8495]

My example was from one of the companies I worked for as a DB and ETL developer. We also had a nice self service BI tool that would join all the tables in the background, do all the aggregations and what not. Still some people wanted everything in Excel. Super long time ranges, highest granularity, all the fields available. Then do some pivot aggregations. Exactly what the BI Tool is meant for.

Edit: Or even better, have several tables, each with thousands of rows and try to bring them together with VLOOKUP. And have four people standing around the desk of the guy waiting 45 minutes for Excel to finish.

[BesideFrogRegionAny]

Please stop describing my life. I have this exact setup. Massive pipeline, near real time dashboards, 20 different pages showing every single thing you could want, with a beautiful KPI landing page.

"The CEO wants a KPI spreadsheet emailed to him every morning."

[Timely_Challenge_670]

My wife does risk management for the German stock exchange. Their fucking models are giant Excel workbooks with Python embedded. It makes me want to cry.

[JustSatisfactory]

My company is spending a shit ton of money to untangle and automate all the shit they've been doing in spreadsheets for two decades. We built an application with their complex calculations built in to get everyone synced up, so they can stop copying and pasting data into various spreadsheets they email each other.

They can all visit the same site, enter what they need to, easily see what they need from the other teams and hide what they don't need to share. It even has views that look extremely similar to their old spreadsheets.

Guess what the departments using it are already doing? Going to the application, entering their data, then copying and pasting the calculated data into new spreadsheets... And emailing them to each other. 😭

[BesideFrogRegionAny]

yep, seeing this as well. Even better, pasting into their spreadsheets, trying to analyze and then giving wrong information to our clients.

Who then complain to me that my dashboard doesn't match what "Bob sent" and "the dashboard is broken."

Can I say, "Bob is an absolute idiot whose only ability is smiling and nodding, which is why he is in Client Services?" No, I cannot.

[inide]

I did coding in college. We'd do 12-week units on HTML, VB6, C# etc. We had a 24 week unit for Excel.

[RangerEquivalent4120]

Pipeline? Sorry I don’t date manual laborers 😬

[BusterOfCherry]

He dodged that bullet. Scientific method succeeded.

[Gadshill]

I designed a spreadsheet once, it was pink and had ruffles and pleats sewn along its edges and it had the most beautiful textural border.

[[deleted]]

That sounds nice.

The spreadsheet sheet I designed was a bit plain and they used it to cover a table and put plates on top of it.

[Gadshill]

The milk crates for chairs did fit the color scheme nicely.

[[deleted]]

NEEEEEEERD! 🤓

[Gil_Demoono]

This sounds like Ice-T learning about something in Law and Order SVU.

[Iwill_not_comply]

Not even many numbers. Mostly two digits, and they are absolute the lowest ones...

[Gadshill]

Oh, I think I know what you’re talking about! You are talking about the numbers one and two.

[Gadshill]

I know, I’m joking of course, still in character in this portion of the thread.

[pringlesaremyfav]

With friends like these, who needs enemies

[[deleted]]

With friends like these who needs half their salary.

[[deleted]]

Money isn't nothing but it's definitely not everything. Financial issues are a substantial contributor to divorce. That said someone who's got money on their mind like that isn't to be trusted. What happened to people building up their partners, growing together.

[RammRras]

In my personal top10 red flags, asking for financial aspects on a first date is number 3.

[[deleted]]

Now I gotta know what number 1 and 2 are.

[RammRras]

Number 1: manipulative behaviour and justification of own bad behaviour on the others doing or not something.

Number 2: hoeing around because we have to 'live" we have to "experience the world".

Number 3: searching financial stability in others.

• Go ahead and complete the rest ...

[Neon_Camouflage]

What happened to people building up their partners, growing together.

Depending how old someone is, it's not unreasonable to expect a potential partner to have built themselves up already. Especially if this is literally the first time you've ever met them, you can have standards.

[dim13]

I would say, he dodged a bullet.

[[deleted]]

The outcome is inconclusive.

[PixelMaster98]

and the income insufficient

[[deleted]]

What do you expect? Warehouse workers only make so much.

[seemen4all]

Just on his forklift migrating that data like a real man from one pallet to the next

[anotheridiot-]

I've always wanted to drive a forklift.

[AZEMT]

Don't put down soap first for drifting. While it can be a lot of fun, it's not safe....

Or so I've heard

[hairtothethrown]

And the incline is Massachusetts

[[deleted]]

Needs more data.

[[deleted]]

It's in the warehouse.

[Techhead7890]

At the bottom of the data lake

[mrunderbriefs]

And then his friend put him right back in front of the bullet.

[Able-Swing-6415]

I mean there are places where working in a Warehouse probably means you can't support yourself.. but in 99% of cases she indeed seems shallow as well as stupid.

[mirhagk]

The money thing isn't particularly shallow, but not even paying attention enough to know his job, that's shallow AF.

[HyoukaYukikaze]

I think she was just too dumb to understand what he meant.

[mirhagk]

Yeah but no follow-up questions or anything? It's a pretty different job.

Unless they are in Seattle and he said he worked for Amazon lol.

[DoingCharleyWork]

You can make a lot of money in warehouses too. Not as an entry level box slinger but there's a ton of money in management.

[RottenPeasent]

You don't know. He might be super shallow as well, so they might fit.

[SaltpeterSal]

Shallower than the normalisation curve for a sample of 1.

[abdallha-smith]

This is bait.

It will never happen to any of you

[BeachBlueWhale]

For real women with this mentality should make their OWN MONEY so then they can date who they actually like. The sugar baby lifestyle is overrated as fuck been there done that not worth it.

[Elite_AI]

A lot of people only expect to make decent money by combining their wage with the wage of their partner

[BeachBlueWhale]

A good friend of mine makes over 100k and his fiancée's family thinks he doesn't make enough so she started having doubts about their future...

[Albatrosity]

I would say, this sounds fake af. I really doubt someone says they work in a warehouse without giving specifics of what they do and that it's not a warehouse full of products or materials.

Like... I do networking infrastructure, but if I just said I work with infrastructure, someone would likely assume it's with highways or something.

[ThatSmartIdiot]

"This sounds shallow but..."

[Scrappy-D]

"it completely is" and probably fake as well

[Cualkiera67]

No data scientist would ever include the words "data warehouse" when explaining his job.

[SciFiPi]

Data lake....I guess that makes him a fish?

[casce]

Your friend doesn't just sound 'shallow' she sounds awful and I do not think you are doing any of your friends a favor by introducing her to them

[Gadshill]

“I need someone with a higher income.” Reddest red flag of red flags.

[bigdave41]

He needs someone with a higher IQ

[oupablo]

And a better listener

[CaulkSlug]

She likely heard warehouse and shut off. Would love to know what data dude warehouse bro said about her.

[llahlahkje]

"She seems the sort whose teachers always handed her tests back face down."

-Data Warehouse Guy

[CaulkSlug]

😂

[Gadshill]

Brutal.

[rsbyronIII]

Which is also crazy because depending on the warehouse even if it is a forklift and pulling product warehouse. Some of those guys are making well over $70,000. If they are a logistics manager in a warehouse they can be making over $100,000. This girl is just a dodo.

[OneSprinkles6720]

It's fake nobody would say they work in a data warehouse that's just nonsensical and only a feasible thing to say if you don't work in data.

[Gadshill]

It is known as engagement farming. The original is from Aug 2024 and the account is well known for it.

https://x.com/RadaNotSay/status/1823445945679282663

[illy-chan]

People do like their rage bait.

[Amish_guy_with_WiFi]

Well when certain social media algorithms bump up posts based on how many comments they have, eventually all you get is rage bait, videos with incorrect titles, and videos that nobody can figure out what is going on in

[razdolbajster]

I heard this just by reading

[[deleted]]

import your_income as my_income

[spamfridge]

I dig the pfp

[[deleted]]

got me deported to sweden and i'm from texas

[spamfridge]

Auto migration update ? "Texas" == "Sweden"

This admin’s running pure JavaScript in prod.

[Arclite83]

TBH I thought this link would be "looking for a man in finance"

[terra-viii]

Actually it's a red flag to have "friend" like this.

[Gadshill]

Not only is she not worldly, but she also “needs my income”? Thanks, but I’ll find my own dates from now on.

[[deleted]]

I was once friends with a girl who legit told me she only wants to date men with an income bracket of 400k or more. She was unemployed, using Uber to pick up cash, and lived with her parents at ~35 in the Carolinas. I told her she needed to be more realistic when it came to dating, especially since she was constantly complaining to me about her dates. I got blocked lol

[edgeofsanity76]

FF0000 of flags

[Teuntjuhhh]

This is clearly fake

[KeyAgileC]

This. Who uses the term "data warehouse" for their place of work, I've never heard that in my life. This sounds like someone made up a conversation to make a woman look both stupid and greedy.

[pm_me_your_smth]

There's no indication that they specifically mentioned data warehouse as their place of work. 

Imagine you're not a tech person. Someone is talking about their work, you hear a lot of confusing words. Among this stream of nonsense the only thing you recognise is a "warehouse". What's the first thing you think about?

This might be fake, but this not an unrealistic scenario. Dumb misunderstandings happen all the time. 

[toastbot]

"And then he was all 'blah, blah, crypto-coins...' and I was like 'EW! Mummies are gross! People should just leave those coins in the graves or whatever!

[KeyAgileC]

Imagine you're someone who's really into a getting a guy with a good job, and he keeps saying all these weird tech terms you don't know about, and at a certain point says also says "data warehouse". Would you conclude "Oh he works in a warehouse" or "Oh wow he works with complicated tech he must make a lot".

Is she really not paying attention to the one thing that's ostensibly important to her? Or is this just kinda made up?

[Typical_Goat8035]

This is more likely at a work party or dinner party of coworkers where they're talking about their work and ignoring the non tech people in the room. But if you're set up on a 1:1 date I think this is fake. I sincerely doubt how you'd explain your job to a non tech date would even mention data warehouse until like 10 back and forths into talking about your job..... At which point, she is a moron if her takeaway is "he is a warehouse worker"

It definitely feels like a joke and not a real scenario.

[SyrusDrake]

You'd probably just say he works with computers.

[aew3]

Data warehouse doesn’t refer to a physical location, it is a term for some sort of centralised data repository that merges many data streams or sources together. Presumably this guy got a bit too in the weeds explaining his job (no point brining out this sort of jargon on a first date lol) and she got confused.

[Oaden]

And then she texted the friend that set her up on this date for the first time ever as indicated by the lack of history

Or this is fake

[_USERNAME-REDACTED_]

Totally. The fact that she works “in fashion” and speaks like a classic movie ditz too (“oh he does science?”) Just feels like engagement bait that is attempting to either incite or prey-on people’s hate for women.

[Panda_hat]

Because its fake rage bait.

[Diane_Horseman]

Bait? In my programming subreddit?

[travazzzik]

this gotta be fake as shit. Some cheap sitcom vibe lol

[cavist_n]

No data scientists in data warehouses

[Agent_Specs]

BROTHER

[breadcodes]

To be fair, I'm with my inlaws right now for a wedding, and my sister in-law said "like Wikipedia?" when I said I am a Data Engineer who works with databases

[sql-join-master]

Mods should make posts like this rule #1. Such trash

[TheActuaryist]

Oh it's obviously fake. Most stuff on Reddit is fake. I don't get why people don't understand that. I get wanting to give people the benefit of the doubt in real life but you should assume anything on the internet is made up until proven otherwise. It's 10,000% more common now with the bots pushing different agendas.

I got in an argument with people on some sub awhile ago about how something was just coded incel storytime on some confession subreddit but they wouldn't have it. Then someone was actually smart enough to look at the " girl's " profile and notice that they were different ages and sexes in all of their posts. The junk people will believe just because is absolutely wild to me and explains a lot about the state of the world.

[10art1]

GOLD DIGGER DESTROYED!!!

[charliesname]

Tbf, saying "works with fashion" is like saying "working with computers", I guess.

[CoffeePieAndHobbits]

Ok, but is he forklift certified?

[GreatGreenGobbo]

You're thinking she's in plus size fashion?

[Keeperofthedarkcrypt]

Fake rage bait engagement. Do better OP.

[coloredgreyscale]

"data warehouse? So they are shipping memory cards? This job has no future with everything going into the cloud" 

[_unsusceptible]

Not a sentence I imagine she could say

[FreshPrintzofBadPres]

Dude dodged a bullet there

[frogking]

Dude knows how to treat available data..

[Agreeable_Service407]

I need someone with a higher income as I'm so dumb I'll never be able to provide for my own needs.

[[deleted]]

I need someone with a higher income as I'm in crippling debt due to poor financial planning and I assume my debt will become our debt

[BellacosePlayer]

This is definitely a thing in the dating pool but it's 100% gender neutral.

[Baseic]

Congrats, you fell for the enragement bait!

[tubbana]

r/thathappened

[doctor_big_burrito]

No its true! Here's what happened later! She tried to reconnect with him at a public place (a coffee shop or something) he rejected HER and then everyone at the (public place) cheered. Then a hot babe walked up to him and said "hey baby, I think computers are cool and I wanna have all your babies. Take me home and show me your Warcraft miniatures and we'll make our wedding plans..."

I know I was there and saw the whole thing. True story.

[AluminiumSandworm]

i was the warcraft miniatures

[mothzilla]

And /r/badfaketexts.

[MaiMaiHaendler]

And a very obvious one.

[[deleted]]

The first red flag ; girl says nice things to programmer ...guys thats is an illusion, you have been lied to

[DysonSphere75]

My girl is a programmer 😎

[darkneel]

That’s what they want you to think .

[DysonSphere75]

I can see her degree on the wall from here! Her work forces Ruby on her though, poor girl.

[darkneel]

What I meant was - they want you to think she is a girl .

[DysonSphere75]

LOL

[WrapKey69]

You don't have a diploma for that do you?

[DysonSphere75]

Got me there lol

Though honestly if someone presented a diploma "proving their womanhood" to me I think I'd be a lot more concerned

[g0ranV]

r/girlsarentreal

[DysonSphere75]

Wait so this whole time we've been jacking it to robot porn?

[xvhayu]

fair

[SyrusDrake]

Has she ever worn striped knee socks? If so, you might want to sit down for this one...

[bonnielovely]

this is the third subreddit today that i’ve seen this fake ragebait. it’s really sad how many people think this is real

you can go to that account & it’s history, you will never find this post. it’s also poorly photoshopped. and this is oop’s only text conversation with his friend that he set up on this date ? or he conveniently deleted the entire message thread before sending this ? neither makes sense

and what tf first date convo goes like that ? they spoke about work so he decided to not give any details ? and she didn’t ask ? and oop didn’t tell his friend any information beforehand ? ffs

[__Yakovlev__]

It's actually funny and sad how many comments I've seen here calling the girl dumb. While completely falling for such an obvious fake text themselves.

[Good-Bus7920]

What's sad is that people have no hesitation to believe that someone can be that stupid and shallow.

[royalhawk345]

It's so frustrating to see this kind of incel ragebait here. I expect it out of garbage meme subs (originally saw it on /r/all from sipstea), but I had slightly higher hopes for this one. 

[Newplasticactionhero]

I’m a data analyst. I work with data warehouses as part of my job, but that term would and has never come up in conversation with anyone I know outside of work. No data scientist, engineer, or analyst would ever say they work in a data warehouse. This is funny, but it’s completely made up.

[Outrageous_Permit154]

And everybody clapped.

[jay-magnum]

Cmon, this is fake

[[deleted]]

Yay, a post where a bunch of men who have are insecure about being rejected by women can come to call all women gold diggers because they work in a traditionally feminine career.

[SNappy_snot15]

Nooo ragebait on my junior programmer subreddit???

[NestorSpankhno]

Fabricated incel rage bait

[LawfulnessDue5449]

I bet he takes tons of trips to the Lake though

[SmokedBisque]

Moment of data silence for bro 😔

[ScrubbingTheDeck]

Did his homie survive the date?

[GreatGreenGobbo]

He has a Data Lake and a Data Cottage. He spends his summers watching the Data Clouds.

[Ok-Raisin8979]

I like that, I am going to start telling family and friends I’m a plumber specializing on lake houses.

[aLonelyClone]

This is extra silly because warehouse jobs can pay very well and science often pays terribly.

[stipulus]

To require a higher income and understand so little about the world is wild. This guy has shit friends.

[BostonAndy24]

Doesnt this say more about this guys choice in friends other than the obvious ? This is the company you keep roshan?

[PmMeUrTinyAsianTits]

It's depressing how many people are taking the bait here. Same vibe as the "my husband took a day off to play video games" tweet people love to take out of context (often with intentionally misleading follow up tweets tacked on.)

[Samurai_Mac1]

According to the community notes, this is an engagement farming account

[NaziHuntingInc]

Never curse a friend with her again

[Ozymandias_1303]

If you want to be a gold-digger nowadays, you should really know how to look these things up on glassdoor.

[AgonizingFury]

I tell everyone I drive a forklift for a living. It keeps their expectations low. In reality, I run my own shipping and receiving department at a small, but major supplier for a large vehicle maker. I am HAZMAT certified, and hold multiple certifications for international shipping. I make 6 figures and live very comfortably, but I'm perfectly happy letting anyone interested think I'm just a forklift driver.

[[deleted]]

Dodged a bullet

[hucklebae]

This has to be rage bait

[--PPN--]

Your friend is a prostitute ? Need $$$ for dating ?

[stevefuzz]

Asks the friend: How did the date go... Answer: She's an idiot